I neglected the killboard outside of my own. This was a mistake. Idiotism should not be ignored. Watch, how our fellow human beings, who managed to collect billions of ISK displayed zero understanding of the game.

This report covers the October 14 – 20 week and I hopefully don’t forget to do it again next week. I created 3 groups for them. The first is suicide ganked morons. They simply put way too much value into their ship for its tank and got ganked. No, a freighter isn’t too tanked and not able to protect more than a billion. No, shield booster is not considered tank. Neither shield boost amplifier.

The second group is even dumber. They flown something expensive in highsec under wardec. Usually a jump freighter. So their death didn’t need an organized gank group, just a few pilots. Because if you own a 9B ship, you can’t afford a second pilot who is in the NPC corp and takes over the JF in a lowsec mindpoint.

All together 246B. In a week. Approximately 1T/month. That’s a high price for being a moron in EVE Online. Counting with $13/PLEX and 600M/Plex, it’s $22000/month. It would have paid for basic education. Please also note that the gank losses of overpriced morons are already in the magnitude of the kills of the largest nullsec alliances.

The last group is stupid beyond imagination. I mean the previous ones are bad enough, but they could at least get lucky and pass unnoticed. However these idiots put a few PvP modules, typically a point or scram to their otherwise completely badly fit and stupidly expensive ships. So it’s likely that they were actively looking for being killed. In which they succeeded. Oh wait, they might just wanted to impress Ripard Teg.

  • 14B something. I failed to figure out what he wanted, but surely not showing up here.
  • 12B something. It’s like the previous one, except having gateguns on the kill and being in lowsec.
  • 5B Loki in Uedama. It had a long point, which complements the autocannons, and webs well. Oh wait, it doesn’t.

Finally, let me share a personally found idiot(s). This one has a story, unlike just a kill report and a one-line summary. So, I was ganking ice Macks. Found one with interesting fit: 3 empty midslots and a 400M faction invulnerability field. Ganked him. Got the pod too, 2.2B. OK, losing an expensive but dumbly fit ship and a stupidly expensive pod is bad enough, but the story is far from being finished. After docking up the flashy red pods, I went to loot the faction invulnerability field which dropped. Except it wasn’t there. Easy come, easy go, I guess. So I found another Mack and ganked it. Another 600M kill. How? It wasn’t expensively fit! Then I checked the cargo: he took the invulnerability of the wreck of his corpmate, and kept mining. His pod was 2.3B. Since the loot fairy loves those who cleanse New Eden from idiots, the faction invulnerability field dropped again and this time I looted it.

PS: a piece of great news by Sugar from EVE Vegas:

“Are they done with mining changes? No. They want to do another pass of the barges. The Procurer and Skiff are not as useful as they want. The Retriever and the Mackinaw are too strong with being good in two out of three areas.”
The three areas are tank, yield and ore hold. Since Rets and Macks are meant to have the best ore hold, it means that they will either get a tank nerf or a yield nerf, both are welcome changes.

– Gevlon Goblin

His EVE journey show a very interesting “outside the box” approach to the game, PVE and the trade hubs, reason for which we invite you to pay a visit to his blog.


  1. OP is a loser

    Wow. You can gank a mack. You are a pvp god!

    October 22, 2013 at 12:13 pm Reply
  2. Scott Lockwood III

    While anyone can troll through the killboard for insane kills, this was the first Goblin article that didn’t make my eyes bleed. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

    October 22, 2013 at 12:32 pm Reply
    1. yeah right

      The problem is, he can’t even do this thing right. Half of those “WTF IS THAT?!” kills are quite obviously incursion fits whose pilots are only guilty of having either too blinged-out ships or non-suicide-resistant travel fits.

      October 22, 2013 at 3:27 pm Reply
      1. Scott Lockwood III

        I would agree that failure to setup a proper travel fit is derp worthy if you’re an incursion pilot due to the value of the ships involved. I sure as hell am not flying my Machariel around without logi, unless it’s fit for max tank and is stabbed. I’m not throwing about 6 billion isk (About what, $130 US?) just because I’m lazy. Lazy does equal stupid.

        October 22, 2013 at 3:41 pm Reply
        1. Ze Noob

          “Lazy does equal stupid” so does ur post “max tanked and stabbed” pretty much tells us u’ve got no idea or where u bragging look at me I’ve got a mach idk ether way Gevlon is stupid his article are stupid and the fact he keeps posting them tells me he is ether he doesn’t read his comments or he is trolling no one can intentionally be that stupid

          October 23, 2013 at 8:56 am Reply
  3. Jaime Gomes

    I truly …… truly need to avoid clicking on an article before i read who wrote it….But since im here: “His fit is stupid even if we ignore the lack of buffer, which a bunch of tornadoes didn’t” and “I can’t figure out what he wanted.”. Those 2 kills reveal lack of comprehension and intelligence. Obviously both of those fits are for incursions. One characteristic of expensive incursions ships are the tech 2 specific damage rigs. The mach was obviously travelling to another incursion site (hence the lows). Regarding the freighters majority of them have poor cargohold or almost none. That is indicative that they are on someone’s shit list (normally an enemy’s logistic alt or working for an enemy entity) or simply they just wanted to kill something big (for fun and lols). The rest tipical eve screw ups. This dude buried how much? 60, 70 or 80 billion into TEST and rubs his tummy all happy and cozy when he ganks something that cannot shoot back? I would love to see a kill report on the money you pissed away while in TEST…..unfortunately that feature is not available…..

    October 22, 2013 at 12:33 pm Reply
    1. Master Hyde

      isk doesnt talk. Someone should tell Horus this.

      October 22, 2013 at 2:39 pm Reply
  4. Goblin's mom

    Morons of the week:
    #1 Gevlon Goblin


    October 22, 2013 at 12:40 pm Reply
  5. evan

    Congratulations!!!!!!!. You are the smartest person out there . But when it come to games pls take of your sit belt and get ride of the stick in your a…….so all peeps can have fun. Whats the point of gaming other then relax your self and spend some thrilling time with friends and other ppl in eve universe. Just get shuttle, put 1b cargo on it and try flying trough Jita . I beth that will be most thrilling moment in your life. So pls stop censoring other players behavior by stupid posts .
    Try to remember that’s games are for fun no matter how stupid thing you are doing in them. Its not real life. And if you can’t accept that its your problem not the other way around .

    October 22, 2013 at 12:41 pm Reply
  6. omghowfuckedupisthis

    I hate you, stop posting, you are a fuck up that your parents never told you about! To be honest, i’m surprised you are still in existence. Every post you make creates 3rd world retardism. Be sure to let the door smack your retarded downsindrownmed face face on the way out o7

    October 22, 2013 at 12:48 pm Reply
  7. Grey

    WTF is this, how is losing an empty JF even worth posting, it just means that that corp or person pissed someone off…..and half those fits are actually decent not the officer stuff but the deadspace NM whats wrong with that?

    October 22, 2013 at 12:57 pm Reply
  8. CMIV

    Idiots are found everywhere. Like in this article where Gevlon Goblin believes all of those Kill values to be correct. What an idiot!

    Example: The 10.5B T1 industrial kill. Those Imperial Navy Small Remote Capacitor Transmitters tend to sell for nearer 30mil than the 350mil in the KB. He doesn’t even understand how KB’s work.

    What an idiot Gevlon Goblin is. Let’s all laugh at him. Oh you were already.

    October 22, 2013 at 1:22 pm Reply
  9. Ming Tso

    This is actually a pretty good article.

    October 22, 2013 at 1:34 pm Reply
    1. Who knows?

      Not to be argumentative, but could you explain how this is a good article? I’m seeing some pretty blatant issues such as over-pricing of ships, failure to fact check ( based on reports from other sources that nightmare belonged to a person leaving eve and decided to let people get a big kill mail), Selective definitions of tank that do not match with official definition, Lack of any sort of idea how that Loki works (seriously I’m not sure what to say about that, there are a bunch of reasons to use a long point in conjunction with shorter range weaponry). most of all what is the point of the article? Are we supposed to learn? kind of hard when there is no real commentary. Are we supposed to laugh at these people? Why? Some of these make sense in context. I’m not seeing how this is a good article Please tell me because clearly this is beyond my ken.

      October 23, 2013 at 10:10 am Reply
  10. GG fan

    Thought this was going to be an autobiography.

    October 22, 2013 at 1:37 pm Reply
  11. Bawk Bawkbagawk

    “Idiotism should not be ignored. Watch, how our fellow human beings, who
    managed to collect billions of ISK displayed zero understanding of the
    game.” hello pot? this is kettle, and your right, i ignored you in the hopes you would go away on your own, it seems that instead you found a corp of like “minded” in-DUH-viduals to join. it sucks to be them.

    October 22, 2013 at 1:45 pm Reply
    1. BC

      Only one man could write a response so devoid of happy words.

      October 22, 2013 at 1:54 pm Reply
      1. Bawk Bawkbagawk

        i save all my happy words for corp chat =]

        October 22, 2013 at 3:10 pm Reply
  12. LOL.

    funny how someone who has lost more than 2250 ships (!) while killing less than half of that thinks he can make comments about who is a moron.
    You sir, are on place 6 of the most lost ships since the introduction of API confirmed killmails – and that with being in the game for only a short period.

    October 22, 2013 at 1:48 pm Reply
    1. Simon pieman

      lol that’s funny.

      Also long point on a loki is fine even with the webs and ac’s, when you fly anything other then gank highsec boats you will qualify to judge other peoples fits, till then i think you should fade away.

      October 22, 2013 at 6:52 pm Reply
  13. Whats my name?

    So, wich one is it?

    – Gevlon Goblin


    By Glevon Goblin

    October 22, 2013 at 2:32 pm Reply
    1. Truth

      Both mean the same thing, which is “dumbass dick douchebag”.

      October 22, 2013 at 4:34 pm Reply
  14. santa
    October 22, 2013 at 2:36 pm Reply
    1. Wrong.

      He’s moron of the infinity.

      October 22, 2013 at 3:50 pm Reply
  15. Master Hyde

    “5B Loki in Uedama. It had a long point, which complements the autocannons, and webs well. Oh wait, it doesn’t.”

    So you are saying that he should have a scram fitted? It is very difficult to catch anything on a gate with a scram. Autos are built to stay at range, the web keeps hostiles at range.

    The only thing on that fit that annoys me is the AB.

    October 22, 2013 at 2:38 pm Reply
    1. he almost had it

      ab is fine for a plated loki but the problem is the plate and not a 1600mm

      October 22, 2013 at 6:29 pm Reply
    2. Imigo

      Not to mention the subsystems giving bonuses to web range and falloff, matching (or exceeding) the range of the long point.

      October 22, 2013 at 7:43 pm Reply
    3. Govlon

      you can´t expect someone like goblin knowing about falloff and damage projection. alien concepts to someone just using blaster catalysts.

      October 23, 2013 at 10:15 am Reply
  16. JaseEVE

    would be glad to sell you Rhea’s at 9bill. I will even give you a 1bill discount.

    October 22, 2013 at 2:59 pm Reply
  17. fartclouden


    October 22, 2013 at 3:16 pm Reply
  18. Truth

    “Since the hull is 9B, “empty” is a relative term.”

    Proof this dick doesn’t know anything.

    My moron of the week: Glevon Goblin.

    October 22, 2013 at 4:33 pm Reply
  19. Ze Noob

    I read this article thinking the goblin finally came to his senses and was apologizing for his articles and general scrubery i am disappoint mostly because the title describes the author so well

    October 22, 2013 at 5:39 pm Reply
  20. oh hi

    Some of those mission fits are fine except for the fact of how much isk went in to them. Judging by the alphas the nado’s were able to land, I’d say their mistake was not turning on their hardeners in high sec when they noticed a bunch of nados sitting on the gate or undock. A nado just isn’t going to land 9k alphas when you have 2 or 3 adaptive invunls running, putting your resists into the 70’s.

    October 22, 2013 at 7:28 pm Reply
  21. Chris

    The 5bil “thing” fit

    Thats actually incursion mids and highs but lows fit for travel.

    October 22, 2013 at 7:33 pm Reply
    1. Daniel Plain

      hey, at least he admits that he has no clue about pve ship fittings. that’s a lot more than you would expect after his article on mission running.

      October 23, 2013 at 4:03 pm Reply
  22. eveplayer524596325

    Moron of the week: Greedy Goblin

    October 22, 2013 at 7:35 pm Reply
  23. Dave From FA

    I read this article after seeing who the author was….. can you put me on the list please?

    October 22, 2013 at 7:48 pm Reply
  24. justaquestion

    Riv how long will you except him and his fail articles?

    October 22, 2013 at 8:52 pm Reply
  25. arkady

    WRONG. The moron of the week is, and always will BE Goblin.

    October 22, 2013 at 11:01 pm Reply
    1. Ugh

      Way to start like always, very wrong. Shield booster and shield amp is the definition of a shield TANK. U must mean BUFFER. Get this newb out of this websitr PLEASE!!! No news better than GG news.

      October 22, 2013 at 11:40 pm Reply
  26. fuck off and die goblin.

    lol you’re such a terrible writer that you can steal a more successful writers idea and still run it into the ground. leave the ALOD’s to that “other” website please they a much better job than you.

    October 23, 2013 at 1:20 am Reply
  27. Derp

    Aura: Glevon Goblin go play in traffic
    Glevon Goblin: how do i do that Aura?

    Aura: well see that intersection?
    Glevon Goblin: yea…

    Aura: go run out there and try to dodge all the moving cars coming towards you.
    Glevon Goblin: That sounds like fun…….

    Aura: You Silly F***

    October 23, 2013 at 2:56 am Reply
  28. WatermelonChickenJesus

    I like ALOD more.

    October 23, 2013 at 7:48 am Reply
  29. asda

    Since when are jf’s 9b? FAIL!

    October 24, 2013 at 1:01 am Reply
  30. what a stoopid fuk u are lol

    hello globtard.
    “5B Loki in Uedama. It had a long point, which complements the autocannons, and webs well. Oh wait, it doesn’t.”

    If you took the time to check. The subsystems give him web range at about 30km, and Loki being a T3 ship, he can overload the long point and keep his target at 30km or so, for a long long time.
    The other subsystem he has is the one giving him falloff range. meaning, his autocannons can shoot stuff 40km away, with the right ammo.

    And this is just skimming on the stupidity of your posts.

    October 24, 2013 at 6:41 am Reply
  31. jitarr

    plz go on gayblin. you are the reason of the greatest shitstorm ever.

    October 24, 2013 at 7:24 am Reply
  32. santa

    Goblin, Have you considered joining FA?

    October 24, 2013 at 6:17 pm Reply
  33. Random Miner

    Morons of the Week: Greedy Goblin

    Fixed that for ya

    October 25, 2013 at 2:05 am Reply
  34. Justin May

    Dude, you really have room to be calling people idiots. You really have nothing better to write about? Nevermind, you probably the kind of guy that has an overinflated sense of self. This is what happens when everyone gets a trophy. Even when they SUCK.

    October 28, 2013 at 3:19 am Reply

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