Yesterday a RAZOR Ragnarok died to the power of Stainwagon. Elazar ”Voice Of The People” Keon brought his camera to the fight to show us what happened from stainwagon’s perspective. He also created the following Battle Report:

A RAZOR Ragnarok accidentally pressed the “Jump” instead of “Bridge” button. Very unlucky in this case as it resulted in the titan being tackled. After a short rage form of a Naga fleet for Russian speakers (from which the footage was taken) and a Rokh fleet for English speakers, the titan was swiftly killed despite RAZOR’s futile attempt to save it with their tier 3 bc gang. Furthermore, just as the titan went down, RAZOR jumped in 3 carriers and a single dreadnaught (?) to try to save it.

Titan Killmail

Shortly after, an NC. Maelstrom fleet bridged on a grid ping spot. The Stainwagon fleet warped to the enemy cyno at 100km and attempted a brawl. However, with a relatively “kitchen sink” fleet composition, we decided to bail and head back to reship.

Overall Battle Report

After re shipping to Rail Tengus, the Stainwagon fleet bridged next door to the enemy Maelstrom fleet who were attempting to return to their staging system. After waiting for the enemies to jump through the gate, it was clear they did not want to engage us without some help. So the NC. fleet waited in system for their PL help to arrive. Sure enough, as soon as they did, the NC. gang warped in on our Tengu fleet at optimal and a fight ensued. Despite fighting outnumbered 3 to 1, the Stainwagon Tengu fleet continued fighting, weaving its way under the Maelstrom guns and out of range of the PL Proteus/Loki/Legion gang. However, towards the end of the fight, somehow the PL fleet managed to catch up to the Stainwagon logistics, resulting in the majority of our logi being wiped out. After it was clear that our logi weren’t able to sustain the incoming damage, and our FC pointed and webbed, our Tengu fleet aligned and promptly warped out. Great fights!

Battle Report

PS: Remember people bridge instead of jump!!


  1. fullmo0n

    crap alliance crap pilots

    October 7, 2013 at 12:37 pm Reply
  2. Grey

    3:1 yeah right –
    and thats not counting the Naga and the rokh fleet that came into NC / PL about 10minutes into the fight.

    Was fun though props for bringing it

    October 7, 2013 at 12:43 pm Reply
  3. Komolov

    Report is a bit incorrect. Most of DD Nagas in related are the part of roaming on which titan tried to drop Razor’s Taloses. Roaming gang had two dictors which kept titan bubbled until reinforcements arrived. Reinforcements were made of Rokhs for all fleets. Mostly kitchen sink still. Only five logistics. So when titan died DD had to bail to regroup. Two stupid SW titans also jumped into friendly bubbles without FC orders. Fortunately they were able to return to safety before PL/NC were able to pull anything

    October 7, 2013 at 12:46 pm Reply
    1. Kenada686

      U stupid fake ass I got at least the ballz to whore where u will never jump in if u even are a titan ass gangster this is aaa we dont give a shit 😛

      October 7, 2013 at 1:11 pm Reply
      1. Truth

        Komolov was fcing naga roam who caught/killed that RAZOR titan(and gave u such a shiny killmail).
        Just to let you know

        October 7, 2013 at 2:19 pm Reply
        1. Elazar Keon

          Confirmed. I know this because Komolov is my secret boyfriend :3

          October 8, 2013 at 5:45 am Reply
  4. Hamburger JungsTV
    October 7, 2013 at 1:02 pm Reply
    1. X

      Haha, ironic, that the titan is actually named “bridge me baby”

      October 8, 2013 at 5:14 pm Reply
  5. N3 WarHQ

    Maybe you should stop stealing Elazar Keon’s battle reports Bobmon or at least give the man some credit!

    October 7, 2013 at 1:34 pm Reply
    1. BigSako

      “Elazar ”Voice Of The People” Keon brought his camera to the fight to show us what happened from stainwagon’s perspective. He also created the following Battle Report:”
      You saying?

      October 7, 2013 at 2:31 pm Reply
      1. Elazar Keon


        October 7, 2013 at 7:37 pm Reply
      2. N3 WarHQ

        It didn’t say that from the beginning. But i’m glad to see that Bobmon fixed it!

        October 8, 2013 at 12:16 pm Reply
  6. Some Vet

    Wow what a biased battle report this is 3 to 1 yeh ..k ofc

    October 7, 2013 at 2:00 pm Reply
    1. Yahahiuy

      you could always read the battlereport written by your RL master Martha Mittani and believe THAT ofc.

      October 8, 2013 at 7:08 am Reply
    2. mkhat

      that tends to happen when you jump a titan into the enemy..
      Clearly thinking isn’t for everyone these days, there’s an app for that.

      October 13, 2013 at 5:40 pm Reply
  7. whoooopsie

    Who cares for the video from -DD- view. I want the video and ts from razor :)))))

    October 7, 2013 at 2:36 pm Reply
    1. Jaime Gomes
      October 7, 2013 at 5:32 pm Reply
  8. Dumbledore

    Hey, I share that problem with that titan pilot. See, I too often click the wrong button! Sometimes I queue a wrong skill and have to change it.

    October 7, 2013 at 3:12 pm Reply
  9. BS

    After killing titan, we ( c0ven & AAA) were waiting on our titan to help DD fighting with nc and PL. Unfortunatelly AAA pilot who was meant to cyno us into system….

    Titan pilot: Ok light the cyno
    AAA cyno: in warp
    cyno: lightin
    Titan: can’t see the cyno did you light it?
    cyno: yes
    Tit: can’t see it
    cyno: oh fuck, no ozone

    October 7, 2013 at 4:19 pm Reply
  10. Death to supers!

    Imagine if Titans HAD TO bridge with their fleet!

    October 7, 2013 at 4:22 pm Reply
    1. tash

      change the record!!! idiot Imagine if u had the isk for one!

      October 7, 2013 at 5:30 pm Reply
      1. Death to supers

        LOL…I do not have to imagine….I already have the ISK for one!!
        Take a pill by the way kid !!

        October 7, 2013 at 5:54 pm Reply
        1. tash

          cheers! KID

          October 7, 2013 at 9:01 pm Reply
  11. FA=Dumb

    Fagal Ascension

    October 7, 2013 at 5:46 pm Reply
    1. Yahahiuy

      2nd deployment in the south where RZR/FA think EVE looks up to them when they deploy to a warzone and they lose a titan. 1st one ended with RZR/FA helping Solar with talwar fleets as long as it was within 3 jumps of a station system -they need to dock up when there’s hostiles nearby- and fleeing back north soon afterwards….this time?

      October 8, 2013 at 7:06 am Reply
  12. Titus Veridius

    What is this? Wait a second….NC. and PL using subcaps?

    Surely this will surprise a few thousand dumb evenews commenters.

    October 7, 2013 at 6:19 pm Reply
    1. lard caid

      Go back to shooting cyno ships

      October 7, 2013 at 6:43 pm Reply
    2. NC.

      just shows how out of the lopp you are so please dont comment idiot lol

      October 8, 2013 at 4:06 am Reply
    3. Yahahiuy

      we have to because you don’t….and in subcaps you dock up and log out the moment a ncdot subcap fleet is reported within 20 jumps. We already agree to fight at 1:4 odds because otherwise we get no fight.

      October 8, 2013 at 7:03 am Reply
      1. hmm

        ” you dock up and log out the moment a ncdot subcap fleet is reported within 20 jumps
        ” hahahah awesome

        October 8, 2013 at 11:18 am Reply

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