This is pretty important, so put on your pants and pay attention.

I had a hell of a good time during the fountain war. Everything didn’t go perfect, but we made an AMAZING showing as an alliance, and we did exactly what I said we would do – fight together until the last ISK leaves the reimbursment wallet, and then go do something else. I apologize for the hiccups (communication inconsistency, mildir swaps, etc), but I hope those of you who were around had as much fun as I did.

Since the war, though, I’ve let you all down. I haven’t been a leader in any way, I haven’t been inspiring or been in control. I haven’t given enouhg support or provided enough direction.

I certainly haven’t give you all what you deserve.

Now, SkierX has been my “second” in many things in EVE over the last three years or so. He’s been my training guy, my Dreddit guy, my Test_Free guy, and all sorts of shit. I trust him explicitly, and I believe he knows what he’s doing, and I trust him to do the right thing in almost any scenario.

He’s offered to relieve me of TEST CEO, and I am allowing it.

Within 24 hours or so he will have full mechanical control of TEST (and Daww once he talks to David Barr). I want you to talk to him for anything you would normally bring to my attention. He’s going to be a little green for a while, so go easy on him, please. At least this time we don’t have an impending SOV war.

Those of you who have been around a while; thank you immensely for all the support you’ve given over the past few months. Those of you who are newer, thank you for hitching up to TEST, and I hope we can continue having fun together.

Now yall are not allowed to get rid of me fully. I’m going to retain Schoolyard level access as the new/returning CEO of Dreddit. First two things on the TODO list for the corp are 1) finish purging and b) Start recruiting, so that’s basically where I’ll start. I look forward to returning to Corp CEO plebe status and playing alongside you all again.

There will be a SOTA/Q&A within the next day or two, watch for announcements. SkierX needs time to talk with existing leadership people first.

Double edit: I’m going to sleep soon so tomorrow I’ll start doing things with my penis and a corporation. Herp McDerpinstan is going to help me clean house.

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  1. matt

    cant belive we killed test with 10 battleships , dam I love being free

    Guess that tarot card reading was correct after all.

    September 30, 2013 at 9:39 am Reply
    1. observer

      matt you couldn’t fight sleep with 10 battleships

      September 30, 2013 at 12:08 pm Reply
      1. matt

        who is sleep

        September 30, 2013 at 12:24 pm Reply
        1. Catch Me If You Can
          September 30, 2013 at 2:00 pm Reply
  2. Local Spam

    Welcome to the HURF ZONE!!!


    September 30, 2013 at 9:48 am Reply
  3. this guy

    He should have stepped down before destroying test, what a fucking idiot. Booda you were a horrible leader and should not go back to ceo nor have schoolyard access. Bust you self back down to grunt and start over, you need it.

    September 30, 2013 at 9:55 am Reply
    1. Jesus Loves You

      PL destroyed TEST from within – well played shitdoo.

      September 30, 2013 at 10:41 am Reply
      1. RIP

        So true. I hope the CFC comes for their shit next, they derive a good beating.

        September 30, 2013 at 5:24 pm Reply
        1. Simon pieman

          Maybe deserve would be better suited

          September 30, 2013 at 11:13 pm Reply
  4. Dog

    Test died as soon as montolio stepped down. Biggest mistake they made, they should be where goons are now

    September 30, 2013 at 11:55 am Reply
    1. GrouchyOldGamer


      September 30, 2013 at 12:05 pm Reply
      1. Dog

        Lol I see what you did there, good witty response

        September 30, 2013 at 12:50 pm Reply
    2. derp

      Biggest misstake was leaving the CFC

      September 30, 2013 at 3:02 pm Reply
    3. RIP

      I agree but you see friend, an alliance where the line members are so easily influence be meta that they make a good leader step down cannot exist in Null.

      September 30, 2013 at 5:23 pm Reply
      1. Dog


        October 1, 2013 at 11:02 am Reply
    4. NumNums

      They were dead before that. The only thing montolio would have accomplished would have been suiciding the Alliance a few months earlier.

      October 1, 2013 at 1:55 am Reply
  5. anon

    You couldn’t pay me to be the leader of that shithole dead alliance

    September 30, 2013 at 1:02 pm Reply
  6. 404 Not Found

    I won the bet!

    September 30, 2013 at 2:41 pm Reply
  7. orly?

    This is what happens when you over-wind your toys.

    Still – I wish them well and hope something cohesive forms. Power abhors a vacuum. Right now the people are there, waiting. I’ve always said the two most powerful weapons in EVE are patience and leadership.

    September 30, 2013 at 2:43 pm Reply
  8. asshole

    so when is test going to finally die and disband?

    September 30, 2013 at 4:51 pm Reply
    1. Simon pieman

      It cant be long now i’m sure, what a shame, i liked test :(

      September 30, 2013 at 11:14 pm Reply
      1. dichzor

        TEST were great to farm, i agree. however, they were utter shit, they are utter shit, and they will… probably continue to be shit individually, instead of having “being shit” as a favorite group activity. Their only achievement is attempting to gather a horde of retards to rival goons

        and hey, they failed. Hooray for shit, i mean TEST.

        October 1, 2013 at 1:52 pm Reply
    2. Done, and Done

      It’s already happened.
      4974 members left. That’s about how many alts are left that nobody cares to resub so they can leave the corps.

      October 1, 2013 at 7:22 am Reply
  9. imsosly

    Good. Dickhead douchebag down! This tool fucked up so many corps and alliances in with his stupid ass attempt at conquering the universe while dissing every blue they had in the process. Ban his IP, ban his CC#, take away his passport. This fool is the definition of huge ego and zero ability.

    September 30, 2013 at 4:56 pm Reply
    1. Simon pieman

      You need to get out more.

      September 30, 2013 at 11:15 pm Reply
  10. imsosly

    TEST is finished and BoodaDoucha is gone. Next, Goons and Mittens… Winter is coming.

    September 30, 2013 at 4:57 pm Reply
    1. Nell Carter

      Whoa! Winter is STILL coming?
      Sure takes a long time to get here.
      In the real world, winter comes every year, like clockwork. But in EvE I’ve been hearing the BoBs repeatedly chant that winter is coming, VFK by …whenever, for a really long time.
      If you have some other information that the rest of us don’t have, please share.
      And not some retarded bullshit like PLNCNulliTribeTestdotdotdot is going to “surprise” gang up on Goons. I’m pretty sure that’s out of the bag and I’m certain of the outcome. After all, we just saw it, again, in Fountain. “Oh, Mitten’s has no idea how bad he’s about to get shit on!”
      Gimme a break.

      October 1, 2013 at 7:18 am Reply
    2. byen3

      Nulli/N3 what ever cannot beat CFC, and PL will just join CFC for ISKies and back stab you all. PL really have changed into CFCs Bitch. What happened to the old PL? CFC are going to rage war on N3 and they will be gone pretty soon. I say this hating CFC but facts are facts

      October 1, 2013 at 11:00 am Reply
  11. RIP

    TEST did this to themselves with the way that they turned on Monty and continued sucking PL cock while PL was stabbing them in the back. So good riddance, hope you clowns learned something.

    September 30, 2013 at 5:20 pm Reply
    1. comebackmonty

      come back monty all is forgiven perhaps? at least he had balls and a vision to actually do something, biggest opportunity in eve missed, now test are just whimpering into nothingness. get monty back now

      October 1, 2013 at 10:57 am Reply
      1. common

        Monty couldn’t find his own asshole with a funnel. His vision to “do something” is exactly what Test just did. They got wiped out. Wouldn’t have been any different if it happened a couple of months earlier.

        October 3, 2013 at 7:57 pm Reply
  12. gh

    Bad leadership Bad Leadership..All Along…Cost two alliances their disappearance. Same goes for nations.

    September 30, 2013 at 5:40 pm Reply
  13. Billbo

    A lot of words for saying i’m shit

    September 30, 2013 at 7:00 pm Reply

    Lol we camped the crap out of test in 10 domis. What a failure of an alliance.

    September 30, 2013 at 7:49 pm Reply
    1. Anhenka

      Now don’t run out of lotion for that faparty you got going on there.

      I assure you your alliance also includes many horribly embarrassing examples of group failure.

      September 30, 2013 at 7:57 pm Reply
    2. lol

      by that i assume you sat on the undock or some shit at like 3 am while they were all afk/asleep. cfc are nothing but a bunch of fucking boot licking homo’s who let mittens run a rmt empire right under their noises

      September 30, 2013 at 9:19 pm Reply
      1. Nulli Grunt

        lol what Goon BS tough talk, I was there earlier with a Nulli fleet and all ya tough goons docked up…what a hell camp, OMG BRAH

        September 30, 2013 at 11:03 pm Reply
        1. NC. Commando

          You are high off your ass if you think that anyone believes Nulli did anything other than blow up and cry.

          October 1, 2013 at 1:52 am Reply
          1. Nulli Grunt

            Well I’ll have to be “high off my ass” to the power of 10 if I am to believe that you are in NC. Nice ‘meta’ attempt you hopeless homo.

            October 1, 2013 at 2:52 am
          2. Donka

            Never expected homophobia from nulli after taking all that Goon dong in Fountain.

            October 1, 2013 at 4:03 am
    3. doh

      the problem is with that statement, is that your not only 10 domis are you in reality? Your one cyno bridge from 100 caps, 100s of sub caps! This my friend is why people dont fight and the problem with eve.

      October 1, 2013 at 10:55 am Reply
  15. tara read

    Gelvon Goblin for TEST CEO. “Change You Can Believe In.” – Raptor Jesus.

    September 30, 2013 at 10:15 pm Reply
    1. Guest

      At the very least, goblin’s ideas on how an alliance should be run are… unique. It would be interesting to see how he would perform. It’s not like TEST has anything to lose anyway, they’re already basically dead.

      October 1, 2013 at 10:51 am Reply
      1. guest

        Who is the goblin (ingame)?

        October 1, 2013 at 10:54 am Reply
  16. Dennis the Dreamer

    Test should go for a CEO who are good in propaganda war. If you are a closeted CEO, better unsub.

    October 1, 2013 at 2:42 am Reply
  17. La'Krul

    I think he means he trusts the other dude “implicitly”, not “explicitly”. Unless he’s been doing it whilst showing him his junk.

    October 1, 2013 at 8:25 pm Reply
    1. Nobody Important


      October 4, 2013 at 1:03 am Reply
  18. TROLO

    Who cares about test anymore…

    October 2, 2013 at 7:46 am Reply
  19. Thodoros

    Frack Test!

    October 6, 2013 at 10:26 am Reply

    it was a TEST alliance after all , one that we can all now just please Ignore

    October 18, 2013 at 12:09 pm Reply

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