Join me – for this story is Epic – As the great generals of times past like Pompey had spent more time planning the logistics of their wars than the war itself – much the same happened here. The planning, the coordination that went through is nothing short of amazing. I will share the effort of the brothers, the skills shown by them, how they used their wallets and how The DICKX Corporation wallet itself was affected – for it was abused… no raped by the collective DICKX in the last stand of Tribal Band (now defunct alliance).

To do justice to this story I will break it down into sections (covered here on EN24 in a two part series). All will be long, and they will help you understand DICKX: http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Dominion_of_Inter-Celestial_Kings. Some will help you understand military logistics, and some will help you understand leaders in Tribal Band. They will all weave together to show how we made possible the best battle Tribe’s had in a very long time. The first of them cover the evacuations from Karan, The second will be concerning the evacuation of our home Period Basis. The third is possibly the most critical – as a lot of decisions were made and as such will be titled “Turning Point” (for part one). The Fourth will cover the battle the day before D-Day and the last, possibly the longest will cover the final battle (upcoming for part two). ( . ) ( . )


Karan – The Evac.

As we know, Fountain didn’t go so well. But hey, we got in the news! As evacuation to PB was being called for, military logistics was approached and ask to co-ordinate the majority of the evac through organizing carriers, jump freighters (JF’s), cynosural (cyno) chains, times and dates. Lets face it, we didn’t exactly travel light to Karan and there were millions upon millions of m3’s to be moved. So we called out, to the Tribe capital group and Bobroglaz (the Capital FC) and Tribe carrier bros answered in turn. Organizing all of the contracts through a system of naming fitted ships and couriering loose mods, we eliminated in all ways we could the possibility of inventory going amiss. We got some decent number responses, and it seemed as though we would be able to manage this evac without any issues. Of course, as per usual and as you will see in further sections of this epic, turnout was not quite what was expected.

Once chains and pilots had been secured, DICKX bought and jumped metric fuck-tons of iso’s (isotopes) in to fund the move. The DICKX corporation wallet was supplying all of the JF iso’s, and the Tribal Band capital group isotope stockpile for the carriers to use. We then set into force all of the JF’s we could muster, having some of our members already burning hot from fighting for Fountain. Move operations went into effect and lasted for hours. I would like to thank all of the carrier bros and JF bros that assisted with this. ( . ) ( . ) The DICKX FC group, “Commander DICKX” were asked to organize move ops, and I thank the FC’s there with the assistance provided. Here I will mention the first shout out of this essay, Astradari – Thanks for fleets m8 o7.

As the move progressed, it became apparent that the numbers we had mustered would not suffice to evac everything in one day. People were burning out, and if it went any farther mistakes would be made. So, as we have done before and will do again in this post, DICKX put alliance as priority. We moved everything we physically could in the time we had available to us and put our own evac packages on the back burner. Our corpies still have things in Karan that we never managed to evac due to this, including our dreadnought fleet, and the time never came around for us to finish it off as another more pressing matter arose that demanded our attention.


~The Great Exodus of Period Basis~ 

Decisions were made by the leadership team of Tribal Band to abandon PB (Period Basis). Initially I (as head of military logistics) had no plans to get involved, but alas things happen on the whim and I get a poke on TeamSpeak from Triget (alliance exec for all this) asking me to help evacuate the alliance, for there was a lot of panic. Alliance chat was incredibly depressing with many corporations openly abandoning their members assets, fire sales were abundant, and poaching of members was public. ( . ) ( . )

I realized, from the mistakes made in Karan that the volume to be hauled will be greater exponentially – and began formulating a plan. It had to be implemented within three days, everything would have to be organized in this time. DICKX logistically wasn’t working at its maximum capacity, and there were no cyno ships or mods present at the midpoints. Liquid ozone was a far cry. Military logistics meetings were called four times a day by DICKX corporation’s logistic social squad “Raging DICKX” in-game channel, and became the temporary headquarters of all jump freighter/carrier pilots of Tribal Band. Over the three days an impressive 23 Jump Freighter pilots, and 87 Carrier pilots answered the call. They knew every minute of the journey how important their contribution would be, that we needed all of Tribal Band to pull together for this one, and that it was critical.

With everything organized, The DICKX Corporation took responsibility and rented offices in all of the midpoints, deposited all the cyno ships, mods, liquid ozone necessary, spent an additional 2 billion on isotopes, and placed them at several midpoints and the members took responsibility for Cynosural Fields. Six hours before announcing to alliance, another channel was created called “RDX Move” where Tribe bro’s could list their contracts. Spreadsheets were made, and statistics were ran to figure out how many days it would take to evac. The results of which I could say with 82% certainty that we would be done in 5 days, stretched maybe to 7, and 99% of us should be out.

The time came – Cyno chains were lit, RDX logistics had 67 members, and I had hopes that we would get the majority done in the first 3 days. I saw many carriers moving on the chain while I used the jump freighter -[DickX]- Explorer. All was looking well, 4 hours in – I had a horrible sinking feeling. “RDX Move” was being flooded with contracts but none were being accepted. Corp TeamSpeak was filling with rage as they realized Tribe carriers were not helping with the evac, but instead were helping themselves on the chain… Morale was low, at the same time a member of the Raging DICKX social squad had just helped evac a corporations 120 BIL in assets, their CEO started shit posting in alliance chat on DICKX, threatened our Defenseless jump freighters with their Supers… The rage in me could no longer be contained, as this corporation was also very capital heavy and could have been helping rather than shitting.. I lost it – NERDRAGE was burning I countered with threats of dropping their supers with ours and our titans – Batphone to special friends, they were actually ready with 7 Titans and a few Supers in Delve. DICKX supers in PB were told to online – I was that angry. Morale plummeted as I got told to take time off before doing anything stupid and so – I logged off for the night. DICKX kept the chains up when needed while I slept, the next day we helped evac the alliance assets held by Triget and ran out of Isotopes. More had to be brought in.

Following the evac of the alliance, and having put alliance evac as priority, the monumental task of moving DICKX and more alliance members loomed before us. With the timer quickly running out on us to ~gtfo~, it was an all hands on DICKX operation. Prior to starting this evac, two things happened. Both of these things royally fucked us over. The first unspeakable incident was the resetting of Tribe by NCdot. This ruined our already placed cyno chains, and rendered two of our offices useless for the evac. The second unspeakable incident was potentially the most crippling. Seeing alliance stocks running dry of isos, and knowing how much m3’s still needed to be moved, DICKX imported 2.5bil worth of isos to finish the evac. These were waiting for us “safely” in a NCdot station… until the first unspeakable incident. With the corp wallet still trying to recover from the Karan evac, this blow crippled our efforts and with 2.5bil of isos trapped in Querious and no cyno chains available, things looked bleak. 

But we are DICKX and DICKX never give up, we find a way. Immediately we began working on an alternative cyno route to safely evac our assets. Having spent hours burning cyno’s and placing offices, we called up the last reserves of iso stocks we had and began consolidating. We ended up with an immense amount of shit, and no where near enough stocks of isos to move them all after having depleted them by evacuating the alliance. Using JF’s deployed to Chamemi for alliance imports, we managed to make a rendezvous at a midpoint of the chain and bring in the last isos we could in, not only pouring from our corp wallets but from our own personal wallets too. 

This shit needed to be done, and we had to do it quickly due to the deadline being solidified. 20 hour shifts were pulled, and over 5 billion in isotopes were used to complete this move. In total, over 2 trillion worth of Alliance + Alliance members + DICKX Corporation assets were moved within 48 hours, In excess of 250 full runs were made with the DICKX jump freighters, and the carriers almost as many as well. We burned hard for this, after having burned for the alliance evac, this was pushing us farther than it should have needed to. Even with the conclusion of this move leaving us feeling somewhat relieved, there was more shit on the horizon.


-The Turning Point-
…Shit got Real…

I realized with the SHIT move op, the corporations jumping ship, the lack of jabber and communication, even with the all the efforts I had at my disposal trying to keep military logistics alive… It wasn’t working. The wallets of the remaining members were low due to the constant doctrine changes that occurred in Karan, The DICKX wallet had just been plundered for 13B just for the Tribal cause – My personal wallet was looking sad too, and to do anything I would have to dip into my Titan ready fund… Corporations leaving left and right, many in DICKX itself saying we should jump ship while we can…

A sinking ship and a corp not seeing the light. This is not a good situation. Meetings were held, as I’m sure meetings were held within every corp of Tribe. What would we do? This is where leadership shines. This is the moment where a corp shows what it’s worth.

DICKX CEO Bakla Firoz made the call, and pulled us all back together. Tribe had given us everything, facilitated our very existence. What would we be, to abandoned our home alliance so easily? We would not see it happen. Bakla rallied us to the cause, brought us back from the edge and renewed our conviction to Tribal Band. Others may give up and flee, fair weather corps may jump ship for promise of calmer waters, but we relish the fight. We would see Tribe through, to glory or to a bitter end, whichever was to come.

The leadership team split went forward carrying with our leader’s decision. We got back to work in our roles and started to get things done. A corp mail went out, after a narrative was crafted out. DICKX would repay its debts, that “propaganda” was serious and if we had to lead – We would do it in our way – MAXIMUM EPEEN – over 9000 and all that jazz. 

Morale mails were being sent every 6 hours within corporate and I started clamping down on alliance officer chat trying my best to remove any negativity – thwarting any sign of weakness that might come up, rage quitting when it got too much. The corporation itself woke up DICKX went maximum capacity on logistics 2 Jump freighters STILL evacuating Period Basis to NRT4-U, 1 servicing Chamemi, 3 moved to Catch and another 2 on reserve. Again offices were rented, isotopes, liquid ozone stockpiled – DickX members started spreading the positivity in alliance chat, and in fleets. Carriers were left behind to evacuate Period Basis knowing we weren’t going to succeed with defense of the shield timer and our carrier fleet being shield focused, they wouldn’t be called in the battle.

Shit Had Gotten Very Real


-End of Part one-


Written By:

Contributions by:

Proofread by:
Sobaan Tuan’s mom
Arkon Olacor

Special Mentions:
Astradari’s mom for thinking this needs to be copyrighted 


Fun Facts:
Isotopes Used: Roughly 16bil worth.
Liquid Ozone used: 550k M3.
Office Rental: 480m. 
Ships handed out on YHN timer for free: 1.8b worth.
Number of JF runs: 450?
How many JF’s DICKX have? ~12. 
Do we hate industry? No, DICKX just sucks at it so we don’t do it.
How Much did you Profit? – I am in the red by 3 billion+, corp 14 billion+, various JF pilots also are in the red by 500 million to 2 billion.

Do you care? A tad – but not much


  1. Dennis the Dreamer

    Tribes dead already.

    September 15, 2013 at 4:42 am Reply
    1. DICKX Member

      Yeah, we know. This was written before the death obviously 😛 Back when there was still some form of hope 😀

      September 15, 2013 at 4:53 am Reply
      1. Billbo

        You never had hope, you guys failed since inception. Too many jews together rotts your alliance

        September 15, 2013 at 5:38 am Reply
  2. Cerneus

    Good read.

    September 15, 2013 at 5:42 am Reply
  3. Johann Landier

    This was written after the fall of Tribe. It is one of the
    amazing untold stories of our last stand and also illustrates the real work
    that goes into the battles of New Eden. This is only part of the story and
    more is to come soon I am told. What Shak33l and Dicxx accomplished
    was nothing short of astounding.

    September 15, 2013 at 6:05 am Reply
  4. BARF

    This is another perfect post for EN-24 a story missing many facts.

    Yes I am the evil CEO that threatened DICKX.

    For days DICKX had posted endless alliance mails regarding JF moves, which in itself is incredibly stupid. Lets just tell the whole eve world via eve skunk what we doing this along with all our spies in TRIBE all ready.. At no time did DICKX move any shit for us.

    Because as a proper 0.0 corp we had our assets in order, and were moved with in 1 day to YHN.

    Maybe DICKX wants to apply to black frog or some shit. This happening was good for the corps in Tribe maybe they will learn you don’t keep piles of shit in 0.0. Not our responsibility because we have caps to move other alliance mates shit because they were stupid with their m3 level’s.

    And now look at DICKX ” I am in the red by 3 billion+, corp 14 billion+,
    various JF pilots also are in the red by 500 million to 2 billion” ROFL Triget
    is sitting on a beach somewhere on a pile of isk laughing at you.

    Here let me pat you on the back you did so much for TRIBE, while I pat you on the back let me attach a sign also that says “Dumb Ass”

    September 15, 2013 at 6:43 am Reply
    1. Shak33l

      Sup, I heard you went to ashe – your literally the laughing stock of tribe and thats saying something – notice how you don’t notice the difference between moving a corporation and moving an alliance – and rest assured the red was compensated by the donation you gave to Triget 😉

      September 15, 2013 at 6:50 am Reply
      1. BARF

        Yes we are in ASH good guys. I heard your in curse with out an alliance maybe you can join PL with all those Supers and Titans. Yep we have plenty of laughs in stock from laughing at you guys. I know the difference in moving a corp/alliance why you did it I have no idea your isk to blow. Triget compensated you? ROFL donation I gave to Triget hmm tell me more of this donation

        September 15, 2013 at 7:07 am Reply
        1. Mr Twinkie

          If theirs one alliance in null that’s a bigger joke than tribe.. it’s ash.. theirs a reason I banned any of our capitals from flying with those shitlords.

          September 15, 2013 at 1:30 pm Reply
          1. Just Checkin'

            After these 3 posts I can’t help it but become a grammar nazi although I am not that good in English…

            @Shak331 “… -your literally the…”, “… and thats saying something..”
            For the first one, after all these years PLEASE learn when to use your (its your time to learn it) and you’re/”youre” (If you are unable to learn it on your own then just go back to school)
            For the second one I’m not so sure but I believe that it is “that says something about you” and not saying something about you…

            @Barf “I hear your in curse…” just like with Shak331, learn some simple rules!

            @Mr Twinkie I choose to replay at your post because I really don’t know if you are mocking when you use “theirs” when you try to use “there is” but really, I usually don’t become a grammar nazi (though I like it when others become on my posts since it’s a chance for free lessons) but your post just made me one right now…

            P.S. If tribe was good at one thing that was Fleet porn and generally fleet posting…

            September 15, 2013 at 5:19 pm
          2. BARF

            @ Just Checkin If you have something to add to the discussion please do so. If you want to teach proper grammar go find a school to volunteer at.

            September 15, 2013 at 6:18 pm
          3. Just Checkin'

            By all means, please do correct me whenever you think I am wrong.
            About what you were talking about, Tribal should have pulled out when fountain fell, try to regroup/reform then and not waste all the ISK in an other lost war.
            Also, when you are talking logistics then you are both right.
            1) Every corp should be able to evac its members staff
            2) Having too much m3 is a bad thing but you don’t make fun of those who help alliance mates move staff when you don’t even lift a finger.
            3) Your grammar still suck and I’m a volunteer at my university but thank you for pointing that way anyway.

            September 15, 2013 at 7:09 pm
  5. Valfodr - Ex Tribal Bad

    “Morale was low, at the same time a member of the Raging DICKX social squad had just helped evac a corporations 120 BIL in assets, their CEO started shit posting in alliance chat on DICKX, threatened our Defenseless jump freighters with their Supers…”

    Was this posted in bold because it’s not true? LOL

    This statement was a light-hearted bluff, so grow up and get a sense of humor. You forgot to mention said corp managed to directly save 1 of your ratting carriers from a DoD hotdrop by cynoing Triage and subcaps, and prevented a lot more alliance losses just by patrolling Period Basis jewlands.

    And yes, it was nice of you to help the alliance evac their assets but hey, this is not a free world, you should charging them for your time and effort.

    There are a lot of DICKX members I really enjoyed pvping and socializing with but you definitely need to remove your current, delusional leadership.

    N.B. The entire time DICKX were in Tribal Band we saw none of these titans actually utilized, no-one is even sure they exist.

    September 15, 2013 at 6:43 am Reply
    1. Steel shitty fan

      That may of happen ages ago but we did steel shitty’s assets out for them. Seeing how you want to bring up your traige carriers, where there they for the YHN fight, most of your members where not even in doctrine fit ships.

      September 15, 2013 at 6:56 am Reply
      1. Ex-tribe

        I hear reapers are what steel shitty like to fly, o wait steel shitty ceo Barf posted this after the YHN fight “while the rest of the alliance was grabbing their balls to move m3 we were prepared and had plenty of time to relaxing on the shores of Paragon Soul jewing it with no worries” Gj bro teaching your corp how to be good renters, I hear cfc is needing more of your kind

        September 15, 2013 at 6:59 am Reply
        1. Valfor

          I hear Evenews24 is needing more misinformation from people who are too embarrassed to identify themselves.

          September 15, 2013 at 7:32 am Reply
      2. Valfodr

        I’d still like to know whose assets, as we have our own cyno chains and jfs. And we did lose a triage on YHN (wasn’t srp’d btw) but most of our members were playing other games, busy irl or waiting to join an Alliance with active FCs.

        Ultimately, it’s just a game, who cares. Stop wasting your time on a news forum begging for tears and embarrassing yourself. BTW my dual carrier ticks were amazing while Mr Bojangles scooped up your WNH wrecks.

        September 15, 2013 at 7:26 am Reply
    2. Astradari

      All of the Trolling would come from Steel Shitty wouldn’t it :) How are you guys liking ASH eh?
      What kind of ticks were yous getting while we fought tooth and nail for the survival of our alliance? :) if it’s anything sub-25mil I’m disappointed in your jew-bility :/

      September 15, 2013 at 7:04 am Reply
      1. Valfodr

        I live under a bridge, it really limits my professional direction.

        Ash is nice, good people to fly with and no drama. And if I was jewing at that time instead of working or hauling Tribe SRP goo around… ~35mil x2 + 3rd in a noctis lol

        September 15, 2013 at 8:02 am Reply
  6. MrBojangles Catpoo

    LOL looks like you guys threw alot of iskies into a sinking ship. Im still actually upset at dixx because they are the reason tribe died in yhn. They didnt put enough doctrine ships on contract and we ran out halfway through the fight then lost the station during the second battle. I also saw that they were looting and salvaging blue wrecks during the fight while my corpmates and i died in our megathrons for tribes future.

    September 15, 2013 at 7:14 am Reply
    1. Dont beat me again BARF

      Did your CEO beat you and tell you to say that, its okay catpoo we wouldn’t step on your toes. We know that’s how you made all of your money in your whore probe.

      September 15, 2013 at 7:31 am Reply
      1. BARF

        Cracks the whip on catpoo

        September 15, 2013 at 7:36 am Reply
    2. Astradari

      Your trolling level…it’s over 9000!! 😀
      Pretty sure you were the one looting the field mate..that’s pretty much all I’ve ever seen you do :3
      If BARF doesn’t stop beating you, get in touch..we offer a safe place to the leadership-abused capsuleers :)

      September 15, 2013 at 7:32 am Reply
    3. Lostility

      As far as I know, I and other few DICKX involved with doctrine import brought in as many doctrine ships as our wallets would allow. Other entities made promises in helping supply ships but when the time came they bailed out, leaving us/Tribe with only half the amount of doctrine ships as planned.
      Salvaging? nah dont think so.

      September 15, 2013 at 7:34 am Reply
    4. Mr Twinkie

      Catpoo for Director

      September 15, 2013 at 1:31 pm Reply
  7. BARF

    DICKX’s Wallet washed away :)

    September 15, 2013 at 7:25 am Reply
      1. BARF

        We have nothing to cry about lol. This article is all about DICKX tears, here let me hand you a tissue

        September 15, 2013 at 7:32 am Reply
        1. Stop beating them BARF!

          “but most of our members were…waiting to join an Alliance with active FCs.”
          You guys are the worst kind of corp, here’s to hoping ASH don’t expect yous to do anything!

          September 15, 2013 at 7:34 am Reply
          1. Valfodr

            Umm bro, you realize Steel had higher participation amounts than your corp up to and including the Fountain war in June. And in that month I got 250 kills which is half of what your entire corp got 😀

            Tribal Band died when TEST forfeit Delve, stop over-inflating this issue and move on lol.

            September 15, 2013 at 8:18 am
          2. Ex-Tribe

            Sry mate but DICKX had a higher participation rate than Steelcity in June and in more or less all ops with +50 people they had more people than you had, even with their corp being smaller.
            YHN – the most important fight in catch they brought more then you guys AND supplied alot of us with doctrine ships
            6VDT – Final showdown in Fountain war they went with 50% more people than you even if their corp was quite some smaller than yours.
            Most of June they seems to have 50-80% more people in the +100man fleets than Steelcity.
            Besides that I know they supplied more ships than any other entity in Tribe in both the Fountain and Catch wars (sadly catch was more a fight than a war)

            And didnt you forget to say u got 50% of ur own corps kills that month? so why flame that on DICKX 😉

            September 15, 2013 at 9:39 am
          3. BARF

            Ok since I am bored, and you like June for some reason, 1st two pictures are from Tribes own participation website… pretty much neck and neck for June.

            YHN – http://participation.imperialguardians.co.uk/generated/2013-08-25%2003:50:34.html
            Dickx brought one more person omg HOW LEET, They brought ships ok that’s nice we don’t supply ships irrelevant in this comparison of two corps.

            6VDT – http://participation.imperialguardians.co.uk/generated/2013-07-28%2020:36:35.html
            OOOO 6 compared to 9 So LEET!!!! 50% more would be 12 actually it was 9 is this Tribe math or something?

            You talk about June again see attached pics lol Ok Dickz supplies ships we don’t.

            Valfodr was just about the only player in the proper timezone when Fountain ops occurred.

            Well this was fun lets do more Tribe math again :)

            September 15, 2013 at 4:16 pm
          4. Just Checkin'

            ok… I guess you had 6 pilots in that fleet and they had 9.
            So… 6*(1/2)=3, 6+3=9, 1/2=50/100=50%
            if they had 12 pilots in that fleet it would be 100% more than you had or if you prefer double (x2) your numbers.

            So.. His math are fine but yours are a bit rusty…

            September 15, 2013 at 5:04 pm
          5. BARF

            Hey Grammar nazi
            “So.. His math are fine but yours are a bit rusty…”
            If this comment looks ok to you, you should not even talk about
            others grammar….

            September 15, 2013 at 6:30 pm
          6. Just Checkin'

            As I said, by all means please do correct me whenever you see that I am wrong.
            Unless your grammar skills are as bad as your math level and you just post for the sake of posting…

            September 15, 2013 at 7:11 pm
          7. The D

            He is just posting because he thinks someone will stop hating on Steel Shitty. But unfortunately, someone can not stop hating on them just like one can not stop hating a piece of shit(unless you are mentally challenged..).

            September 16, 2013 at 10:01 am
          8. BARF

            Nope I post to express my opinion and facts. You post behind an alias to talk shit and hide scared of something? Man up or shut up that simple all of Steel who have posted here used real in game names.

            September 16, 2013 at 1:36 pm
          9. Chuck

            As a bored bystander, I couldn’t help but notice that the CEO in question cannot manage simple fractions, and yet claims to have done the accounting on his corp’s move.

            I find this pretty funny.

            September 17, 2013 at 7:29 am
        2. That guy.

          Damn son, that hurt… coming from Steel Shitty.

          September 16, 2013 at 9:53 am Reply
    1. DickX

      I do love how your STILL obsessing over us good sir – if your that jelly of us you can join us :) – Also we rich as fuck, and can afford to create content for an alliance – you obviously can’t and need to rat more than pew. So why not join us and be baller

      September 15, 2013 at 7:45 am Reply
      1. Valfodr

        What’s that bro? You’re trying to batphone us to come save another JF you bumped on a station?

        September 15, 2013 at 8:05 am Reply
  8. Ex - Tribe

    Great read! Glad to see these guys getting the respect they deserve….. and the trolling…. if there is no trolling a post….. you haven’t made it 😉

    September 15, 2013 at 7:44 am Reply
  9. Pandemic OverLord

    This whole post made me laugh my ass off. First of all dickx mooched off steel cities ratting system for months hiding under its jammer. Secondly Steel City saved their jew carrier from Pizza. Third dickx dock up and hide when reds come into system.

    Tribal Band sucks. End of story it always sucked and it sucked even worse with dickx in it.

    September 15, 2013 at 8:01 am Reply
    1. Ex-Tribe

      Tell more about this ratting system you owned

      September 16, 2013 at 8:37 am Reply
  10. MrBojangles Catpoo

    i had to come back to see if anyone had posted more. This thread is funny as fuck lol XD

    September 15, 2013 at 8:44 am Reply
  11. LOL.

    this article is a good example of why people should never write about their own group.

    September 15, 2013 at 11:57 am Reply
  12. throwhemon

    way yo copy paste in an attempt to find a good alliance.

    September 15, 2013 at 2:22 pm Reply
  13. Beerbaron

    lol Who’s 120B in assets did you guys move? No one from our corp.

    Why the fuck would you move so much shit using your corp wallets and not get 1 isk from Triget? You should hit Triget up for paymen… O’WAIT NEVERMIND!

    This is why you don’t recruit fail corps into a 0.0 alliance. You can’t babysit these fuckers 24/7, eventually corps and individuals need to learn HOW TO PLAY THE GAME. Never buy more shit than you can move out in 1-2 carrier loads. No reason to have more than that anyways. With a few skills trained you can sell any asset that you ever leave behind.

    There is a reason we could npc all day while everyone else is running around with their heads cut off. Our shit is organized.

    September 15, 2013 at 4:47 pm Reply
    1. charlie

      No, it’s because you are selfish and didn’t help anyone else.

      September 16, 2013 at 4:30 pm Reply
      1. BARF

        Things always change in eve especially in 0.0 You need to be ready to go at anytime if not you learn a hard lesson. Its not about being selfish its about trying to educate people on how to play and hardest lesson to learn is not to keep billions of m3 in crap in 0.0.

        BeerBaron is a 2003 player and understands 0.0 life. You sir are a noob and you do not have a clue. Best thing DICKX could have done is left all of Tribe’s shit there
        and next time all those players and corporations would be more educated if they ever went back to 0.0

        Harsh? Yes it is welcome to eve

        September 16, 2013 at 10:48 pm Reply
  14. Sarapheina

    This is absolutely hilarious, DICKX is a fail corp with laughable leadership who only care about themselves and earning money with their care bearing. ISK above all else has left them with several enemies and ppl who wouldn’t fly with them again if they paid them. As far as them removing negativity and staying positive its laughable they couldn’t even stop there ppl from harassing blues during there time with HBC. They jumped ship to tribe to keep there precious ratting system thats why they have so many assets out there. This corp did absolutely feed of steel city and b4 that they feed off Squee. Squee gave them a chance, Squee protected them when tribe was the one threatening them. They took 24/7 supervision because as I said b4 the leadership had no control. To take a look at how good they are lets remember when the going got tough being the bad asses they are not they started hunting indy ships in high sec. So DICKX do us all a favor and dont post part 2 of this and save the rest of us from dying of laughter .

    September 15, 2013 at 8:39 pm Reply
    1. Shak33l

      http://eve-kill.net/?a=corp_detail&crp_id=259754 – We left Squee because of corps like yours – more interested in sucking w/e overlord you might have at the time rather than undocking :)

      September 16, 2013 at 8:35 am Reply
    2. Soldarius

      Go fuck yourself. DICKX are awesome bros. I would fly with them anytime. They showed what can be done when a group of players says “fuck it” and just does what needs doing.

      September 16, 2013 at 3:01 pm Reply
    3. Psyeudon Firoz

      Stop crying.

      September 16, 2013 at 5:29 pm Reply
    4. HAHA!

      You mad bro? You sound mad bro….

      September 18, 2013 at 2:37 pm Reply
  15. imsosly

    The more I experience EvE the more I realize that it is just a big self-deprication circle-jerk. I understand that ultimately it is a game and it shouldn’t be taken as life or death seriousness… But to what I believe to be the majority, it is an outlet for some of us to apply our RL skills, abilities and even fantasies… be they political, sociopathic or outright anarchic.

    I don’t understand this desire to be the most derogatory or childish when it comes to naming. Yeah, it’s funny… for about .004356 seconds. But honestly. DICK?

    September 15, 2013 at 10:03 pm Reply
    1. Dennis the Dreamer

      DICK X = Epeen stroking.

      September 16, 2013 at 2:39 am Reply
  16. imsosly

    2 Trillion in assets and 250 loads.. 8 Billion ISK per load? I call bullshit.

    September 15, 2013 at 11:45 pm Reply
    1. Derpington

      The very fact you think that that is not possible betrays your ignorance. Lets use BPO’s as an example, it’s easy to have 30B worth of BPOs and still fill your hold with 4B worth of crappy shit. Don’t be so naive.

      September 16, 2013 at 12:53 am Reply
  17. Bakla Firoz (DICKX CEO)

    Everyone finished..? Awesome!

    Personally, I couldn’t give a flying fuck about logistics and nor could 90% of the corp. The few guys who did this for TRIBE did this as they enjoyed their time in the alliance, the people they flew with and for a lot of them, was the first 0.0 alliance they had ever been in. We left our old TRIBE corp in order to start our own – due to wars we had to join another alliance, hence the reason we joined Squee *cringe*. They owned one -1.0 system in the end of the TRIBE sov which was next door to a jump bridge leading to the TRIBE capital for pew – couldn’t have been more perfect for us.

    I had negotiated with the Squee leader that we would produce supers for Squee in that one system while pewing with TRIBE and NOT live with Squee in their region. The reason we left Squee was that the alliance leader changed his mind after we joined and tried to force us to move region as we were at the top of the alliance killboard and so he wanted us in PS. During the whole time we were in Squee he couldn’t be bothered to cycle the cyno jammer once for us to even get in, or even plug in the upgrade needed for super construction we had begged him to install for months (which was waiting in system for him). So no, Squee did nothing for us except waste our time and go back on all agreements. As we liked our TRIBE bros (and ofc TEST bros) we rejoined TRIBE who accepted us back with open arms.

    Barf, the ‘ships used’ link posted earlier proves only one thing; they have many capital pilots, we had one. We were a few months old and always matching, if not beating your killboard and participation on a consistent basis. Considering your corps age and size, if I were you I’d be pretty ashamed of myself. Maths is hard bro, don’t beat yourself up over it.

    Saraphenia (whoever you are), get your facts right. We had one guy carrier ratting, some completely noobly miners that merged into us (who gave us something to laugh at on a daily basis) and the rest were pure PvP regardless of skill points. So not really sure how we “fed off steel shitty”.

    MrBojangles Catpoo, I still vividly remember pissing my self laughing every time the FC caught you salvaging wrecks with your salvager/target painting, whore vigil. I wouldn’t be surprised if your Google Alert for the word “salvage” brought you to this post in the first place.

    Finally, the guy who wrote this post is a big headed douche bag. I actually didn’t want this story posted as firstly, many of us couldn’t care less about the logistics side of the story and secondly… well read the previous comments.

    Good riddance Squee, RIP TRIBE, RIP TEST, RIP HBC. Steel Shitty, if you ever move to wormholes let me know and I will ensure that we meet again.

    June 4, 2014 at 5:46 am Reply

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