Well actually it isn’t as bad as the title would lead you to believe, but basically that’s what part of this internal update from Get Off My Lawn says. Oh! they are also pretty much deploying into Delve:

——— Transmission Starts ————

since I have some firm bits of news regarding the LAWN I figured I’d knock together a post to update you.
Standard Disclaimer : if I say something is speculative it could yet change completely.

In terms of solid news some of what I have is sad at the moment but not overly unexpected. We have a time of change coming up and I expect there will be more good and bad news in the near future.

LAWN PvP planning is in progress

As you will have read in this post we are planning ahead for LAWN-only PvP. Results from this should be fed back to the DoW department via your corp’s CoW though the initial results from the EU TZ FCs meeting that Gibguard held this week were promising. With small to medium scale PvP likely to be the future for a fair few months you’ll want to make yourself heard and pay attention to the results as they come out.

Seniors has decided to leave LAWN.

As with several of our corporations they are the in-Eve presence of an out-of-Eve gaming community. Some internal discussion over a month ago revealed that there was a large amount of their community that had an interest in Eve but not in the sov aspect of it. After over a month of internal debate they have decided to take their corporation and strike out in a direction that the majority of their community had an interest in and they will be heading to w-space. As you can see from how long it took it was a hard decision to come to but this move is expected to resulted in their corp multiplying in number of active players from their community.

Their departure will be somewhat extended as they currently pilot the LAWN alliance Titan and one key member happens to be on holiday in Florida. Rather than depart now and hand over the titan later they are remaining in LAWN until that is settled.

We are sad to see them go but they have indicated an interest in remaining blue to LAWN. They have loved their time in LAWN and should the w-space experiment not work out for them then they would like to be able to return.

If it does work out for them then there may be an opportunity for LAWN member to visit w-space with some friendly local guides.
Either way the HC hopes that this will reinvigorate the corporation which had been undergoing a quiet phase for some time.

Solarise Flares is also departing LAWN

Solarise Flares is, like Seniors, a corporation that is an in game presence of an out of game community. As a community they have had a building desire to see what they are capable of by themselves and now that the sov campaigns are over they are going to act upon that and see what they can manage!

Their future direction at our last discussion wasn’t certain yet but they too would like to have the option open to return to LAWN should they decide they preferred the pointy hats. Their departure will likely complete by Thursday.

LAWN likely to move to Delve

This is now the fifth iteration of spoils for LAWN with only one of the previous versions looking even vaguely similar. Don’t go shipping large amounts of stuff yet as our precise holdings haven’t been defined but do cast another eye over your stuff so that you don’t end up shipping a pile of things you don’t actually want.

For the moment though if you are in this area of Delve then making tactical BMs around gates etc. may turn out to be time well spent.

Once details are hammered out, including for example systems to form a JB link to the low-sec exit and maybe stations elsewhere for speedy deployments, then I will write a larger post explaining why I’ve chosen this result. This of course assumes it remains the best option for LAWN and who knows, that may change over the next few days to a week. With the Delve campaign winding down though I expect announcements to be possible soon ™.

The short version however is that while a bit more exposed the space is a bit of an improvement in terms of income, it will be a decent improvement in terms of moons and PvP will be a lot more accessible than it currently is in Branch. This move will not suit everybody but then staying in Branch also wasn’t going to suit everybody. In terms of what this means for LAWN as an alliance it allows us to grow our PvP capabilities while working together rather than via a multitude of small deployments.

I’m looking forward to being able to post about our new home as I’m excited by what I can see of it so far!
– Basil Vulpine

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  1. Duh

    LAWN only has one titan? What 0.0 alliance in the year of our lord 2013 only has one titan?

    September 12, 2013 at 5:33 pm Reply
    1. Nc. fc

      We’ve killed at least 2 i think of lawns titans over the last year, so very possible they are running out lulz v0v

      September 12, 2013 at 5:44 pm Reply
      1. NC SLOTH

        You should think twice about your chest beating Nc guy since your region is dying undefended.

        September 12, 2013 at 6:58 pm Reply
        1. na

          Yo don’t worry NC. can rely on PL to hold steadfast when the purge begins. Look forward to see N3 fight in their drone assist doctrine fleet ships versus competent foes. Laughing at Lawn? They would put up better numbers and take the fights longer than N3 with or without titans.

          September 12, 2013 at 10:55 pm Reply
          1. nc guy

            And you are probebly right about that

            September 13, 2013 at 12:12 pm
        2. heh

          Which one out of the 12?

          September 15, 2013 at 12:30 am Reply
      2. BL grunt

        Aren’t you out of 100bil tourny ships to rat in as well… o7o7

        September 12, 2013 at 7:38 pm Reply
        1. BL Who ?

          Aren’t you CFC pets now as well ? I wouldn’t take pot shots at others when you have sunk so low yourself matey

          September 12, 2013 at 7:47 pm Reply
          1. chzy

            Didn’t you guys lose a war against CFC? Yeah, I wouldn’t take shots at others when you lose to goonies

            September 13, 2013 at 11:52 am
          2. BL Who ?

            Nope. Perhaps you would like to try again with your other brain cell ?

            September 13, 2013 at 12:10 pm
      3. Lolz

        That’s about how many Regions they took from you so I guess it’s even.

        September 13, 2013 at 2:36 am Reply
    2. barkbark

      Most of the corps that had Titans left and They didn’t have many Titans to begin.. hard to keep your Titans when your leadership is poison.

      September 12, 2013 at 5:59 pm Reply
      1. RightonMaaaan
        September 12, 2013 at 7:08 pm Reply
      2. Eingang Vulpine

        Could have bought a few more titans for that 125b we paid for PB.

        September 13, 2013 at 1:05 am Reply
    3. riverini

      maybe, the less titans the less chance of fucking up? ^__^

      September 12, 2013 at 6:02 pm Reply
      1. Gort

        That will never stop LAWN

        September 12, 2013 at 6:06 pm Reply
        1. Director Bot

          Did they just admit to account sharing the titan?

          September 12, 2013 at 6:16 pm Reply
          1. Duh

            ” they currently pilot the LAWN alliance Titan” “Rather than depart now and hand over the titan” No, it sounds like the titan is an alliance-funded asset and will be handed over to another corp with the proper pilot/roles.

            September 12, 2013 at 6:24 pm
    4. BL grunt

      Lawn is also run by an elected counsil, so there’s your answer.

      September 12, 2013 at 6:11 pm Reply
      1. English Nazi!!

        “Council” is spelled with a “C” not an “S”

        September 12, 2013 at 9:20 pm Reply
    5. Titanless

      I imagine losing all their PVP corporations didn’t help with their titan count.

      September 12, 2013 at 7:34 pm Reply
      1. Yeah, right!

        The corporations that thought they were elite PvP? haha yeah they can leave, I hope the door didn’t hit them on the way out!

        September 12, 2013 at 9:04 pm Reply
        1. Are you crazy?

          Yea, have fun defending your space without them. The rest of you are jewwy carebears Goon pets. They probably saw the writing on the wall of playing slave to Poppa Goon is getting them nowhere.

          September 13, 2013 at 2:18 pm Reply
          1. Not Crazy

            Not true, elite PvP usually suck at protecting sov because they be bothered with structure grinds. I’ve seen it over and over. They can go be elite elsewhere.

            September 15, 2013 at 2:10 am
        2. 0really

          Yes, the PVP snob corps leave and now you GET to move to Delve…or wherever the Goons decide to stick you (rent TBD). Well done. You sure had the last laugh there.

          September 13, 2013 at 9:43 pm Reply
          1. I think not

            Please remove your tinfoil hat

            September 15, 2013 at 2:12 am
      2. Special K

        Lawn had PVP Corps leave? They had them? I don’t see anyone on Dotlan who have left and are anything but crap.

        September 13, 2013 at 10:00 pm Reply
    6. You are dumb

      It has one alliance owned titan. There are others but they are owned by the characters or corps.

      September 12, 2013 at 8:58 pm Reply
    7. padiio

      WTF reset LAWN!!!

      September 12, 2013 at 9:20 pm Reply
  2. Soldarius

    No mention of Period Basis. Nothing to see there.

    September 12, 2013 at 5:56 pm Reply
    1. Pizzaman

      No worries you’ll find new jew space soon enough. I take it curse didn’t workout

      September 12, 2013 at 6:13 pm Reply
      1. Sold

        Place your waluables on ze table and step into ze shower.

        September 12, 2013 at 7:55 pm Reply
  3. Ming Tso

    I thought LAWN was supposed to get Period Basis transferred to it by Tribal Band?
    Oh well I guess another month of structure shooting in bombers is in the CFC’s future…

    September 12, 2013 at 6:25 pm Reply
    1. Candle

      Nope, look at the sov map. It has already been transferred.

      September 12, 2013 at 6:30 pm Reply
    2. You are dumb

      LAWN traded PB for other space in Delve with less annoying logistics. PB was turned over to Goons until it can be handed over to the rental scrubs.

      September 12, 2013 at 9:00 pm Reply
  4. LAWN is shit

    Haha..LAWN really is shit. Shit leaders making shit decisions for a shit alliance.

    September 12, 2013 at 7:05 pm Reply
    1. LAWN Member


      September 12, 2013 at 7:27 pm Reply
      1. LAWN Mower

        Look there’s grass! Let’s get it!

        September 12, 2013 at 9:42 pm Reply
        1. LAWN Chair

          Nah dude. Let’s chillax here instead.

          September 12, 2013 at 9:46 pm Reply
    2. Howah

      YEAH!! You win Eve24!! Excellent post!!

      September 13, 2013 at 2:33 am Reply
      1. Solai

        It was truly humbling.

        September 13, 2013 at 9:37 am Reply
  5. Chupamepepito

    PAP links don’t lie! HA AH HA Moons for Goon’s at it’s finest. Keep on clicking that PAP Link LAWN 07 M8

    September 12, 2013 at 7:55 pm Reply
  6. Your Average Gnome

    Waitaminute. Hold the phone. We’re newsworthy now? When did that happen?

    September 12, 2013 at 9:09 pm Reply
    1. Gort

      Don’t worry – it’s on the comic page.

      September 12, 2013 at 9:13 pm Reply
      1. Flash Gordon

        You meant Craig’s List under Casual Encounters

        September 12, 2013 at 9:53 pm Reply
  7. Gnomio

    “Oh! they are also pretty much deploying into Delve”

    That’s news? You couldn’t piece that together yourself? Haven’t you looked at eve-kill, dotlan, or logged into EVE lately? Even the most mentally deficient inbred mouth breathers that makes up TEST and NC. could have told you that a while ago. So that you’re not completely behind, we also deployed to Fountain some time ago, and we’re pushing into [fake] Querious as well Delve.

    Confirming LAWN has only one titan and it has no fuel, we only fly bombers, and our leadership is awful. We hope to one day be as successful as TEST and as formidable as NC. and all others who have the CFC right where they want us.

    September 13, 2013 at 12:14 am Reply
    1. You're a bad

      Your alliance is canon fodder. Get over it

      September 13, 2013 at 12:51 am Reply
    2. Sam

      You were a terribad alliance in the old NC and your still a terribad alliance now, your only redeeming features are your Alliance logo and your ability to welp Titans with amusing regularity.

      If it were not for the rest of the CFC you would have been kicked back to HiSec by any half competent entity years ago.

      September 13, 2013 at 8:50 am Reply
  8. Till Riedell

    wait. hold the phone. “THE” lawn titan? they only have one? are they really that poor?

    September 13, 2013 at 1:46 am Reply
    1. m8

      fweddit has 0 titans and they’re in nullsec.

      I don’t see a problem. If you have the right blues then things can work out.

      September 13, 2013 at 1:51 am Reply
      1. Someotherdude

        fweddit is the CFC’s piss boy without the bucket. Their aspiration is to be a goon pet one day.

        Piss boy reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGfXiIXTpE0

        September 15, 2013 at 1:56 am Reply
    2. Birdy

      They have plenty of Titans, but just one owned by the Alliance as opposed to privarely owned or from Corps.

      September 13, 2013 at 2:30 am Reply
  9. Solai

    Evidence that the CFC is coming apart at the seams. The stench of GOONS RMT racket is becoming too thick to ignore, the proof is everywhere if you OPEN YOUR EYES and so CFC pet corps are leaving in droves. The Mittani can’t be bothered to defend his so-called allies, while his greed and double-dealing alienates them further. Instead the blind alliance leaders clamor at the dusty trickle of the dried up Tech money that GOONS casually scatter on the ground. WHEN WILL YOU WAKE UP? This alliance can’t afford titans, can’t afford to keep their space, while GOONS squander their money on FAILED ice interdictions and a TRANSPARENT RENTER SCAM. LAWN buys period basis with the scraps that are left over, and then GOONS take it away – You can’t have that! This isn’t in the GOON plans, so fall in line and hand it over, and get into your new designated ghetto. And if you don’t click enough PAP links, they’ll enforce another SMA-style culling. The new space-Gestapo GOONS is watching you, CFC members.
    So WAKE UP. More evidence of the obvious rotten core of BOB 2.0, more kindling in the fires of revolution, and the inevitable collapse of the CFC. VFK by December!

    Okay guys how was my EN24 impression?

    September 13, 2013 at 1:57 am Reply
    1. Illuminati!!!

      September 13, 2013 at 4:41 am Reply
      1. Solai

        CRAP, that’s what I forgot; reference to Goons controlling CCP!

        September 13, 2013 at 9:33 am Reply
        1. Haha the Conspiracy… “We didn’t ask for this…” xD

          September 16, 2013 at 3:37 am Reply
    2. lol

      Spot on

      September 13, 2013 at 8:53 am Reply
    3. Solai

      I have a sneaking suspicion that some of the upvoters don’t detect the sarcasm and satire. Hilarious.

      September 14, 2013 at 1:18 am Reply
    4. xxxxx

      I forgot my tinfoil hat too.

      September 18, 2013 at 9:11 pm Reply
  10. Dennis the Dreamer

    Hi All, I am the LAWN CEO and I’m re-selling Period Basis. Any takers?

    September 13, 2013 at 2:58 am Reply
    1. Eingang Vulpine

      I’ll buy it!

      September 13, 2013 at 3:07 am Reply
  11. Roger Dodger

    And even better news SMA is invading Cobalt Edge

    September 13, 2013 at 7:59 am Reply
    1. Winet

      I can confirm SMA is indeed moving to the drones

      September 14, 2013 at 2:19 am Reply
  12. Sam

    “Planning ahead for LAWN-only PvP” i.e. loss mails by the bucket load.

    September 13, 2013 at 8:46 am Reply
    1. Solai

      Better than no fights up in Branch.

      September 13, 2013 at 9:35 am Reply
  13. Battered Gnom

    Confirming we’re losing damn near all of our competent FCs. Yay. This move to Delve should go splendidly.

    September 13, 2013 at 2:15 pm Reply
  14. Ammirix
    September 14, 2013 at 1:39 am Reply
  15. Lawn mowed.

    Well, first Senex Legio had the brains to bail on this alliance a few months ago. They saw where this was going. Good to see some others are realizing the same thing. Good luck EXSOF and SNR you’re making a smart move leaving lawn. Those guys have no idea what theyre doing. The literal definition of a CFC pet, valuing PAP links over anything else and weighed down by incompetent leaders

    September 15, 2013 at 8:54 pm Reply
  16. LAWN is shit

    Hey LAWN, that slope of your is just about to the point where someone could ski down the damn thing. Sure, EXOF left as did SNR, but what’s this I see? OHCRP bailed out too. Down down you go who is next…nobody knows.

    September 19, 2013 at 4:32 pm Reply
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