Here is Endie’s GSF update, have a read:

The Fall of the House of Drake

Indulge me, for a few minutes, and travel back with me in time. Back through the spiralling vortex of history past the Birth of Black Jesus, the building of the pyramids, God’s hilarious after-thought of adding dinosaur fossils to fuck with Creationists and into a hazy pre-history where DurrHurrDurrs roamed the forums.

Only a matter of a few months ago with what was, in retrospect, a slightly unwise sensation of ten-pint invincibility, Test announced to the world in general that they could have the lot of us, and invited the rest of Eve to “step outside, now”. They were egged-on by various people from the east of the game, none of whom, surprisingly, turned out to have their best interests at heart. When they reset the bulk of their allies, vaguely-interested bystanders across eve were applauding their bold decisiveness. Now, requests for help from erstwhile allies are greeted with the sort of disgusted expression they’d see if they asked ProGodLegend for a shot of his mum.

As recently as May, Test held Delve and Fountain directly, and Period Basis and Querious through allies. They had the richest space in the game, and they had the CFC to the north suggesting a new partnership: a deal was agreed between Mittani and Booda to dispose of the bloated and putrefying corpse of Raidendot, and exciting prospects lay to the east.

Enter Viktor, the man who put the “villain” into Villiance. I told Viktor, personally, of Booda and Mittens and their new deal, and watched his response. I then went to Mittens and Tector and said “Viktor is going to backstab us.” The fact that this happened was annoying. The fact that this was later justified with weapons-grade bollocks and doctored logs about the CFC planning to use Querious as a springboard to invade Delve was the sort of fiction that gets alliances killed.

Within two weeks, Test found that valued and reliable allies Raiden were, in fact, dead and that NCdot (helped by PL and us) were going to take Querious.

A week or so later, and the CFC had moved into Fountain and Test were living in lowsec.

Eight weeks more, and Test are dying, Fountain is gone and if you believe that the Dreddit flag will fly over NOL in another fortnight then the Church of Scientology would like to know if you have any spare cash needing looked-after.

A Series of Unfortunate Events

We entered this war with a lot of “disadvantages”. This is using the word “disadvantages” in its sense of “things we fucked up on a grotesque scale”. We hadn’t been to war in forever. Our fleet doctrines were awful: Tempest Fleet Issues were unreplaceable while HAM Tengus were, outside of the hands of European Goonion, what we might call “situational” (where the situation in question is “the opposition FC is clinically retarded”).

Our logistical wing was largely inactive, crippled or absent at the start of the war, and we launched into war without the sov hardware in place to lock down even the initial systems that we knew we would get from Sort’s sov-drop. This nearly led to the loss of our new station system in 4-EP. And we were the first alliance to lose a station egg since FIX in 2006, who at least had the excuse that theirs was bugged for 24 hours and that they had forgotten to say Alliance Evensong and were being punished by a vengeful creator. Expect the j5Anderton Faln Memorial Station to rise again, some day.

For much of the first week of the war, Mittens was away at E3 pursuing his dream of being the first gaming journalist with a daft goatee to win the Pulitzer prize. This left Sion, theAdj and I to sprint around trying to calm the traditional “we haven’t won yet oh God we are doomed” sentiments of certain of the US TZ directorate, and it is important to realise that none of us like them very much. On top of this, our UK contingent was rocked by the shocking news that David Cameron intended to ban any porn harder than late night, female-oriented erotic thrillers with mood-rock soundtracks. Morale was low.

Luckily, and with the same ruthless courage that led to them kicking a bunch of “culturally incompatible” corporations from their alliance but letting them stay in Fountain (those corps, in Riot, repaid test with a reset this week), Test reset the HBC but left them with four station systems in Fountain. They were then outraged and surprised when sov in these was dropped a few days into our attack.

Much was made by the enemy of our inability to hold those stations but we never intended to try to do so. The point of those station systems was to add at least sixteen extra timers for hostiles to grind through while we messed with their SBUs (I can say this with absolute certainty since I made that call while Mittens was away). Those systems were there as a glacis to protect 4-EP, and hostiles fell for it, lavishing time and effort on pointless systems. Meanwhile, Boat took time off from welping fleets with the metronomic monotony of Lindsay Lohan’s car crashes to take another constellation or so in which we could generate defensive timers and grind down the enemy while they unironically and with a straight face mocked us for “not winning fast enough”.

Goonswarm is a CIA Front

One of the ways that Goons traditionally kill enemies is to make their leadership distrust each other. As usual, we had spies in Test. In fact, to say there were spies in Test is to say that Americans tend to be a touch portly or that Koreans don’t make trustworthy dog-carers. Midge and I had a steady stream of sources, agents and disaffected directors (at least one of whom is still in place) turning up. For a long time we were able to evesdrop on Test’s command and recon channels thanks to Perdition’s Ghost, and Sion, Mittens, theAdj, our FCs and myself would take turns listening out for where hostile fleets were, when they were about to bridge, whether capitals were formed and so on. Annoyingly, when we had our capital welp PG was being ignored as he tried to warn us.

Now, something that sums up the haplessness of our enemies: take a look at this corporation on dotlan: http://evemaps.dotla…istry/alliances

Looks normal enough, doesn’t it? Just your average sov transfer corporation that spent the last year in Test Alliance and was kicked just as the war was running down. Just your average hostile corporation that Test leadership left in their alliance throughout a long war so that its members could be granted roles to offline SBUs every time we wanted to blueball a huge hostile form-up which – bafflingly! – we didn’t even bother to form up for. This meant we never had to risk our roles-holding dreddit agents in order to defend systems.

And before Test’s allies get too judgemental, they should cast their minds back to when their SBUs went offline as well.

On top of this there was the lucky windfall of taking down N3’s renter space and feeder alliance mid-war. Much was made of how this definitely didn’t matter and how we had merely awoken a sleeping giant and oo we were for it now, but the momentum shifted further in NCdot’s absence, we reset a lot of progress and each hostile fleet after that was just a bit smaller. We suffered a crippling attack of misguided World War II analogies but, once we weathered that storm, the rest of the campaign was a lot simpler. In the eternal words of Sun Tzu: “that wasn’t so fucking bad now, was it?”

Basically, the GIA, diplomats working with Russians and others, and consistent fuckups by Test bought time for the rest of the bloc to work out their issues. By the end of the war GSOL was capable of quietly and quickly towering all 26 moons in Test’s staging system before they noticed, while we could put 1000 megathrons into a system, drop a dread fleet on top of that and still have the best part of a couple of hundred supers on standby in case of an escalation. Test did us a huge favour in letting us fix a year’s worth of problems in two months and we came out of this war incomparably stronger than we went into it. Whether it was Z9PP or 6VDT a combination of Vee, Laz and Vily with a bazillion fleets packed with Baltecfleet doctrine ships proved virtually unbeatable: who could have guessed?

What if Lee Won Gettysburg?

There has been a lot of debate as to whether an HBC-backed assault on Goonswarm space back in March – the von Montolio Plan – would have been more successful. It’s the sort of counter-factual that can be debated forever, but I think it boils down to this: would Test, NCDot, Nulli Secunda and the massed ranks of N3 allies have been more successful if they’d only had the doughty warriors of Entropraetorian Aegis and the stern-faced legions of Ethereal Dawn on their side?

Not so convincing, is it?

Where Are They, Now?

And so the circle of life continues: less than forty seconds after completing another successful invasion, Goons are tearing themselves apart on the forums over hair-splitting Goonier-Than-Thou principles. Razor are proving how much better they are than Black Legion (at replacing lost dread fleets). And you can tell where Test are by the lazily circling vultures impatiently watching them dragging themselves towards what they are assured is the sparkling waters and shady palm trees of the oasis of Aridia. The location that Test has chosen is so ridiculously horrible that the only rational explanation is that Booda really is making good on his original, stated desire to kill Test and purge the J4Ds from Dreddit.

Test have announced a purge of a bunch of corps that they didn’t want, and some of the ones who have been asked to stay have left or plan to leave, too. At the moment, the less picky alliances of N3 and the CFC are eyeing-up test much as a daytime TV viewer would eye up a sixty-second trolley dash through the clearances aisle of a discount supermarket. Maybe we’ll even pick one up as a keepsake of our favourite campaign in years, like coming back from the Alps with a leg-cast or Spain with a stupid hat and a huge straw donkey stuffed with cocaine.

Viktor Villiance showed his colours by stealing 20 billion or so from Test a few days ago, claiming that he “needed it for something”. Presumably it’s all gone by now on some new converse trainers and the Mumford & Sons box set, but this just adds to the reasons for his considerable unpopularity. Not in the CFC or N3, though! That man gave us Fountain and Querious and I want every single one of you to write him a nice thank-you letter with a picture of you in your new, Serpentis-ratting battleship.

Test, in general, is being robbed on what amounts to a daily basis, although the pickings are getting increasingly slim as the results of their impressive donations scam are distributed amongst the remaining directors as they leave. The shelves are getting pretty bare at Crazy Booda’s Wacky Warehouse of Discount ISK.

As usual, leadership across the range of hostile alliances suddenly found that their calendars were really busy and they had some home improvements that really needed doing. I always find it tremendously heartening that our invasions encourage people to get out and spend some quality time with families that they might not have seen for a while.

What happens to Delve is, for the moment, still a matter of debate but if Test drops sov we’re not going to let NCdot have it.

Dear Leader RMTed a batch of our new renter ISK last week and is currently taking a well-earned week’s break doing lines of coke off the thighs of Costa Rican hookers while gazing at the Carribean sunset. Which just means that his jabber connection is a bit flaky, the nerd.


When the N3 renter alliance was disbanded we were astonished that the thieves (now, like Test agent Perdition’s Ghost, in Bat Country: the premier retirement location for Eve’s most untrustworthy and unreliable turncoats) made off with 400 billion ISK of that month’s income. Suddenly, N3’s boasts of 800 billion a month rental cash, and PL’s claims of more than 400 billion a month of slumlord rents, looked a lot more plausible. That’s about 15 trillion ISK a year. 15 trillion ISK a year that we don’t have. Fountain moons are nice and all, but not that nice.

I know that some of you – especially the six or seven occasional rental scammers who it turns out have been dramatically low-balling yourselves for years – are vociferously opposed to renting, although I have yet to see any particularly persuasive reasons beyond “it is un-goony but I don’t know why”. Therefore, I think we are now in a position to make this simple offer: if you can come up five hundred billion ISK a month, payable on the first of the month, then we’ll scrap the whole shebang. That’s how flexible we are: we’ll even discount it to a bargain five trillion a year for a lump sum payment.

I know that there are CFC members who rent from others in Eve, just to have a system to themselves. Consider the advantages of doing so with us, instead, since you’ll be able to use your CFC alts for logistics.

The rules are just being finalized, since the first version was an act of sociopathic lunacy that was apparently aimed at hurting anyone dumb enough to rent from us under it, but that is being fixed in order to make the program competitive and profitable. Remember that you will get a cut of the first month’s income if you introduce a renter.


  1. Wspace vet


    August 13, 2013 at 9:07 pm Reply
  2. RMT 4 Life


    ‘im gunna fap all over this screen now…’

    August 13, 2013 at 9:24 pm Reply
  3. BS

    goons still in delusion that they won the war lol
    The reason why Test alies didin’t show up is because they want to get rid of both Test and goons.
    Test is no more ( goons kill it) , now time for goons.

    August 13, 2013 at 9:24 pm Reply
    1. riverini

      This is one very, very interesting insight…

      August 13, 2013 at 9:25 pm Reply
      1. SM

        …about the daily sov map on the front page….

        August 13, 2013 at 9:30 pm Reply
    2. AAA

      It’s just propaganda for goon peons. The leadership know that more than half of eve comming for them and they know it won’t be talwar doctrines coming this time 😛

      August 13, 2013 at 9:27 pm Reply
      1. Soulxlight

        Sadly the other half of Eve are too busy being full of themselves to focus on Goons long enough to actually beat them. Russians are not going to help fight goons. PL and NCdot are good but can’t field fleets big enough to deal with Goons on their own. Without Test to function as the wheat filling in their 10% beef burgers they just can’t be stretched enough to deal with such a large coalition.

        August 13, 2013 at 9:32 pm Reply
      2. Just thinken

        Seems more likely that half of Eve will come after NCDOT, and PL, Russians got no problem with Goons, but they sure do with those two, Who do ya think Provi, Red Alliance, Faction, ect, would rather see their teeth kicked in?

        August 14, 2013 at 3:04 am Reply
      3. Joe Knows

        Half of Eve isk is now GOONs. Do the math and get a clue, wishcasting is for nose picking noobs.

        August 15, 2013 at 7:00 am Reply
    3. Solai

      Content! I can’t wait. When roughly will you be attacking? We’re eagerly awaiting your cunning plans.

      Any time now! After so many years of setting up the elaborate trap, when it springs upon CFC, I’m convinced that it’ll be so epic, I’ll appreciate it even if I’m on the losing side. And surely, the trap must be primed for detonation now that so much time has passed.
      To tell you the truth, I don’t think anyone would’ve suspected that letting TEST fall was part of the plan, so this is sure to blow us all away.

      Aaaany time now.

      August 13, 2013 at 9:41 pm Reply
      1. old timer

        man , you said it right : content , any time !
        one day the CFC will lose a war , maybe one day we’ ll lose everything.

        but fountain was such a blast ! if it was me , we would go right at N3’s rental space in the drones , and wreck everything.
        or anything else , i don’t really care.

        big respect to NCdot. those damn bittervets are the only worthy opponents we have.
        the only ones giving us challenge.

        August 13, 2013 at 10:06 pm Reply
        1. observer

          like the last time NC. came at goons you blueballed them till they went away im sure NC. will have 2 words for your bravado. BRING IT

          August 14, 2013 at 12:20 am Reply
    4. briancnelson

      Ahh yes, the cunning plan that has us right where you want us!

      Step 1: Dismantling the HBC, arguably the best shot at defeating CFC ever rather than fighting with it.

      Step 2: conquering the Drone Lands so that you can constantly be called back to defend them against Russians if you ever deploy for any length of time.

      Step 3: Failing to keep CFC from taking Fountain, and likely Delve now that TEST has utterly collapsed.

      Step 4: Deploy to Providence.

      Step 5: profit???

      So now you have fewer people, tied down in the wrong places, to defeat an alliance on the ascendance, which will soon be raking in even more cash than you are from your renters (again).

      I’m looking for the cunning plan here, but I’m not seeing it. I guess you all are just smarter than me.

      Oddly however, every time someone has proposed these paranoid fantasies where somehow the CFC falls apart from within, I’ve pointed out that it seemed more likely the Grr Goons faction would do so first. So far I’m like 9/9 this war on my predictions, and the tinfoil hatters are batting zero.

      August 14, 2013 at 12:28 am Reply
    5. Gareth Jax

      Its to early for that dude. What N3 needs to do, is organize their territories, pack in the ISKies and slowly build up their sub cap fleets (and solidify their cap fleet). N3 already has good numbers. Probably not as much as the CFC, but they can slowly close the gap. If they can do this for 6-8 months, N3 will be more powerful then they are right now.

      August 14, 2013 at 12:59 am Reply
    6. Bekari

      dreams, sweet dreams 😀

      August 14, 2013 at 2:26 pm Reply
    7. Dirk Hard-Peck

      You might be legally retarded

      August 14, 2013 at 3:41 pm Reply
    8. Joe Knows

      You should apply for disability due to a head injury or you’re a 5 yo.

      August 15, 2013 at 6:58 am Reply
  4. Soulxlight

    Writing is fun and all . . . but lay off the analogies. They’re funny for the first 2 or so . . . but once you do it 8 or 9 times it makes me feel like you failed to grasp any other aspects of literature and fall back on analogies as a crutch.

    August 13, 2013 at 9:29 pm Reply
    1. Agree

      This, a thousand times.

      August 14, 2013 at 5:09 pm Reply
  5. tara read

    I want a huge straw donkey stuffed with cocaine…. MINE!

    August 13, 2013 at 9:33 pm Reply
  6. observer

    TLDR version usual long winded goon shite save your eyes the bother

    August 13, 2013 at 9:51 pm Reply
  7. Dave The Rave

    Great read, i lol’d a couple of times, better then that mittens fags posts :)

    Also fucking unban me from the mittens dotcom you bunch of wankers

    August 13, 2013 at 9:56 pm Reply
    1. Random scrub

      The fact that you use language like “lol’d” proves your a dumbass

      August 13, 2013 at 10:45 pm Reply
      1. Radom scrub

        And thus disproving your statement that this is a good read

        August 13, 2013 at 10:47 pm Reply
      2. Ironee


        August 13, 2013 at 10:49 pm Reply
    2. Retarddown

      your banned because no one wants to listen to the bollocks you speak

      August 14, 2013 at 6:05 am Reply
    3. Gnome

      Laughed out Loud’d

      August 15, 2013 at 12:54 am Reply
    4. Joe Knows

      Go cry text to your grade school buddies,

      August 15, 2013 at 6:56 am Reply
  8. JG

    So……….whats the point in all this? Bla bla bla bla and?

    August 13, 2013 at 10:03 pm Reply
  9. from the outside lookin in

    Goons are going to collapse in time. And yes I also feel most of eve have there eyes on a great purge of goons from most of the corp/alliance’s of the eve community. I feel everyone will wanna take part in bringing down the GSF. I think all we are waiting on is the straw to break the camels back. If they take over all space who is there to fight… Themselves or eve.. either way a purge is coming

    August 13, 2013 at 10:10 pm Reply
    1. Budnacho

      I hated Goons when I started this game…
      I hated Goons when they blew me up outside of jita…
      I hated Goons when they interdictred my ice and blew up my Retriever…

      But for almost 4 years now, they haven’t collapsed…even tho everyone kept saying “this is the year they die”….

      So I joined em….

      Bring it Bitchez!

      August 13, 2013 at 10:58 pm Reply
      1. Leicester

        Weak as piss.

        August 14, 2013 at 1:38 am Reply
      2. ExTESTbro

        Well we all know now that this guy would give up all his orifices to get protection in jail. What a homo.

        August 14, 2013 at 5:12 pm Reply
      3. Soulxlight
        August 14, 2013 at 7:43 pm Reply
        1. Joe Knows

          This is the new TEST poster boy…Bendover Benny.

          August 15, 2013 at 6:55 am Reply
  10. Some Vet

    I like how Mittani considered N3 a small distraction and as a coalition that cant really do alot and that Test were the biggest threat in the war of Fountain

    And now suddenly the CFC are in the process of starting a rental program which they have resisted and hated the idea for years because N3 is pulling in huge amounts of isk and investing heavily in capitals and they don’t want to loose a war to N3 because they dont have enough isk to fund themselves

    It really does show how much BS Mittani and the other leaders of CFC feed there member base, I mean don’t get me wrong it clearly works now the CFC consider N3 the antichrist and have a huge amount of hate for them now

    August 13, 2013 at 10:16 pm Reply
  11. nomad

    There’s nobody left in EVE that can match the CFC’s ability to field subcaps and caps. And once we start a decent sized renting program we’ll start handing out free dreads like we do carriers.

    Oh you have a couple supers? kbro, we’ll counter drop you with 200+ dreads and our super fleet.

    Just give up, admit we won eve and pay your tithes to King Mittens. Resistence is futile -> look at TEST lol.

    August 13, 2013 at 10:34 pm Reply
    1. JG

      And then you all will realize this is a pixel game. Nothing you do there will do any good to your RL. And when you have no one to shoot. then what? “game over man! game over!”

      August 13, 2013 at 11:04 pm Reply
      1. JustSomeGuy

        No shit, what is the point of even playing this dumb game if you have all of null under your control. So that you could bully like the one entity not loyal to you and pick on them while still gloating how your 1000 man mega fleet took out those 20 talwars… sounds like fun. Sounds like the CFC, after consuming everything will reset smaller alliances and go pick on then. And that would worry me if I where a member of the smaller alliances…

        August 13, 2013 at 11:13 pm Reply
        1. Loyal Testie

          Welcome to the Test reality.

          August 13, 2013 at 11:55 pm Reply
  12. fuckyouEndie

    Endie; none of this changes the fact that you’re a piece of shit and should kill yourself. See that fat ugly piece of shit with no dick in the mirror? Yea that’s you!!! Now see that pack of Razor blades, I bet they look good, don’t they. DO IT!!!!! just up the vain, not across like a BITCH. FUCK YOU.

    August 13, 2013 at 10:36 pm Reply
    1. bad

      You take this game way too serious

      August 13, 2013 at 10:37 pm Reply
    2. ex-TEST PL grunt

      ITT: Mad TESTIE spergs about getting curbstomped to Aridia.

      August 13, 2013 at 10:41 pm Reply
      1. TESTguy

        Have fun with your PL overlords you piece of shit traitor.

        August 13, 2013 at 11:41 pm Reply
        1. ex-TEST PL grunt

          Why so mad? Drop by on #zulu if you want to have a true heart to heart on how PL is responsible for TEST getting hyperdunked for two regions.

          August 14, 2013 at 1:34 am Reply
          1. ExTESTbro

            I’m not mad dude, I have a lot of work rage that I release unto these here forms. The rage, its epic. You can tell me on the form I don’t do twitter. Social media is for faggots pedophiles…why is it illegal for me to stab people with a knife?? Anyway, on a more serious note, it is obvious that PL is the puppet master behind the destruction of TEST.

            August 14, 2013 at 5:10 pm
          2. Joe Knows

            Still in high school is with a fragile ego is more likely, you pitiful social tard. Go mow some more lawns, yard face.

            August 15, 2013 at 6:54 am
    3. Billbo

      Jesus, Durrhurrdurr the door to kugu is that way >>>

      Ps. Beffah was a bad lay, where’s the bleech

      August 13, 2013 at 10:46 pm Reply
    4. Budnacho

      Montolio….is that you?

      August 13, 2013 at 10:55 pm Reply
    5. GrouchyOldGamer

      Viktor is that you?

      August 14, 2013 at 11:25 am Reply
    6. DMX prime

      I though meth+eve was vees gimmick?

      August 14, 2013 at 12:24 pm Reply
      1. Gnome

        tidi sucks.

        August 15, 2013 at 12:51 am Reply
  13. Random scrub

    So to sum up this piece of trash, CFC are starting a renting scam, and they are taking Delve so NcDot doesn’t get it.

    P.S that part about the cocaine and the hookers sounds nice.

    August 13, 2013 at 10:41 pm Reply
    1. Billbo

      Why scam when you can be Wells Fargo Online receiving 400+ bil a month from pubbies who want nothing more to do then mine and jew 24/7. Grath was right PL is rotting of AIDS. Herpa derp derp.

      August 13, 2013 at 10:55 pm Reply
      1. war anyone?

        EVE is Dying of AIDS, not just PL

        August 14, 2013 at 2:28 am Reply
        1. Joe Knows

          You confusing your reflection with reality. Shut your ass and GTFO.

          August 15, 2013 at 6:50 am Reply
  14. Billbo

    Endie! Continuing to do “Gods work” Never stop!

    August 13, 2013 at 10:49 pm Reply
  15. Egoist must have written this

    Who the fuck wrote this so we can get a perception of who we is and you dropped some names like viktor and tractor or something like that who the fuck are they.

    August 13, 2013 at 10:54 pm Reply
    1. riverini

      “Here is Endie’s GSF update, have a read:”

      August 13, 2013 at 11:04 pm Reply
    2. Joe Knows

      They be the ones that took your balls and cooked them

      August 15, 2013 at 6:49 am Reply
  16. the only way goons will collapse is from internal problems. Unless that happens you are just going to have to live with them for the time being.

    August 13, 2013 at 11:14 pm Reply
  17. Theronth

    Should have followed Montolio, TESTicles got what they deserved for taking Shampoo over him.

    August 13, 2013 at 11:28 pm Reply
    1. CorruptGameisCorrupt

      Couldn’t agree more. None of these clown that are in charge now actually give a fuck about the game or any aspect of fun it in. The goons just want a bunch of isk so that can bolb with Titans, Supers and Dreads. But why? There is money to be made, the real variety. If i where CCP i would be concerned abut this.

      August 13, 2013 at 11:39 pm Reply
      1. arkady

        Says right there in the article that Mittens RMT’d himself a Carribean holiday with hookers and blow. Proof enough. Why not be a hero and petition CCP about it?

        August 14, 2013 at 6:10 am Reply
        1. Wels

          TIL random words on a internet gamming forum are proof.

          August 14, 2013 at 5:17 pm Reply
    1. whatahomothisguyis

      Go fuck yourself you faggot

      August 14, 2013 at 4:51 pm Reply
      1. Please Ignore...

        Somebody is getting urinated on in the subway… :)

        August 14, 2013 at 7:01 pm Reply
      2. Joe Knows

        Only teen morons remain in TEST…Hello tard!

        August 15, 2013 at 6:48 am Reply
  18. Bill Cat

    Please Riverini stop bombarding us with Goon rental propaganda.

    Seriously people out there if that is what you are down to, renting from Goons, just quit the game and do something fun. Or join a Wormhole corp and learn more than carebearing, you can work endless mundane hours for some rich guy in real life, you don’t need to do it in Eve too.

    August 14, 2013 at 3:02 am Reply
    1. Theronth

      Join/make a WH corp – learn what real $$$ is.

      August 14, 2013 at 3:28 am Reply
  19. Dennis the Dreamer

    Should just people stop reading evenews24 not worth, its becoming a propaganda machine of the goons and everytime we clicked here they got paid. Not going to visit. I’ll QQ moar.

    August 14, 2013 at 3:55 am Reply
    1. Joe Knows

      Goons pnwn your ass, get used to it or GTFO

      August 15, 2013 at 6:46 am Reply
  20. Necromonger

    There is no way around it anymore people, you can vieuw it as propaganda, but without renting empires your a shit player on the market.
    None of us ever taught CFC would needed to walk this line, but its walking with the dinosaurs or keep your coalition in the top league.

    It opens up alot of space as we prolly have the biggest piece of space in Eve, and altough we have a 30k coalition much of that space is just nomans land.
    If you can install renter empires as big as N3 / PL then why not….
    Your a fool if you dont and like i said not adopting to the new null sec isk milking rening empires will make you lose wars sooner rather then later.

    Great read from endy, that guy always write some fun shit to read trough <3 :)

    August 14, 2013 at 8:23 am Reply
  21. Endie

    I am very happy to read that I have been promoted to CEO

    August 14, 2013 at 10:09 am Reply
  22. Independent

    EVE Renting works if there is giant blue ball. If there is constant
    wars, skirmishes in empty spaces, will not work. Lets see how Goonies
    will run gauntlet protecting renters in the North – they cannot even
    protect their own, far less renters. N3/PL is different because they
    shown they can keep their house in order.

    Just look at yesterday, core CFC hard at work:

    I wonder how renters will do better ?

    Another example – FA moved entire alliance to 3V8 to destroy
    independent Mordus Angels, and half year later and 500bil in losses they
    jumping ship and becoming renters LOL


    August 14, 2013 at 10:55 am Reply
    1. Kama Kairade

      That BL versus Razor battle was a lot of fun.

      August 14, 2013 at 3:52 pm Reply
    2. farts


      August 18, 2013 at 10:59 pm Reply
  23. LOL.

    typical eve story:
    – alliance fails through incompetence,
    – goons write some fanfiction about how they made it happen
    – everyone thinks goons are unbeatable.


    August 14, 2013 at 2:46 pm Reply
    1. Dirk Hard-Peck

      Then Get out, why are you here bitching? Oh thats right, you got your shit pushed in!

      August 14, 2013 at 2:52 pm Reply
      1. Dirk Diggler

        Typical goon response.

        August 14, 2013 at 3:51 pm Reply
        1. not dirk

          Typical response to typical story right

          August 14, 2013 at 7:59 pm Reply
        2. Small Pecker Magoo

          TEST Tears, Please Ignore.

          August 14, 2013 at 8:18 pm Reply
    2. Joe Knows

      That analogy bores me. GTFO noob.

      August 15, 2013 at 6:45 am Reply
  24. Dinsdale Pirannha

    Only part that sounds at all realistic was the part about the failed lawyer RMT’ing his vacation.

    August 14, 2013 at 4:30 pm Reply
  25. Sorry about this but...

    I want to read this but the writing style is so tortured and flows so badly I can’t – I’ve stopped 3 times out of frustration. It was prob a lot funnier to write than it is to read. My friendly advice is “just say it, spit it out”

    This is def not mittens writing. If it is he’s lost his touch.

    August 14, 2013 at 4:58 pm Reply
    1. Joe Knows

      Nah, you have become feeble minded and gimped with a fragile ego. Just get over it and shit it out.

      August 15, 2013 at 7:02 am Reply
  26. Luwc

    I feel bad for all the scrubbies that donated to one of the biggest scams in eve history.
    Shall Darwin be with you.

    August 15, 2013 at 10:29 am Reply
  27. Goons are gay

    Goonswarm is the AIDS to EvE Online.

    August 15, 2013 at 5:41 pm Reply
  28. Billbo

    Was Raiden really worth it TEST????

    August 16, 2013 at 2:35 am Reply
  29. VH

    hahaha rent from goon, one guy I was talking to a week ago took your bait, and got scammed, goons never change and any fool who thinks otherwise deserves to be scammed of all he has.

    September 8, 2013 at 5:11 pm Reply

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