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You might heard about the new deployment of TEST alliance. Let me share with you what I wrote on TEST forums:

The new command structure is pretty good, but it makes no difference when it’s empty. The only leadership change announced was the removal of Victor Villiance. No new leader was introduced, the people in the well-structured inner and outer leadership, stratop and skirmish commanders are still unknown or missing.

Eight corps will be removed, the basis of their removal was not outlined. Were they removed for non-participation? Or for not authing up? Different language? Or simply not having enough “goodposters” who post “yeah it was awesome” every time a 1/4 sized Pizza fleet defeated us?

The abandonment of Delve is understandable. We aren’t in the position to fight the unstoppable battle machine of the Pizza-Riot-Init coalition. I mean even PL would stand down against these powerhouses.

OK, we saw the good news, what’s the bad?

Soliara and its surroundings are probably the worst place in EVE. I doubt if our enemies could pick a worse detention camp. Let’s start with PvE:



These are the closest agents. They all belong to highsec corporations with 700-1000 LP/ISK conversion. There are no FW agents available, because there is no FW in this zone. What about PvP?



In the central system of the constellation, Soliara, 9 ships were destroyed in the July 7-July 30 period. That’s 2-3/week. I’m sure this is the best place for our people to learn fleets, to new FCs to emerge. In a month or two our people and their commanders will be ready for the invasion of Deklein after overcoming the elite forces that Soliara can throw at us: Buzzards, empty pods, noobships, and a lone empty T1 hauler. By the way NOL is 2 titan midpoint away, so drops on the ones who take our Delve sov and moons will be impossible. Unless we want to “rebuild” into a lowsec miner alliance, I don’t see how the “Testagon” will work out for us.

Honestly I have trouble deciding if this deployment is the most incompetent action in the EVE history, or a purposeful destruction of the largest and weeks ago the most powerful alliance.

What is fundamentally wrong with the plan of BoodaBooda? There is no plan at all! The SotA states the place where TEST shall rebuild but says absolutely nothing of how to rebuild nor what to rebuild into. Compare it with Nulli’s plan after they lost Delve: “we lost all our assets in the war, everyone go farm ISK in FW and we come back”. They stated what they miss (ISK), the job they need to do (farming) and the goal (to come back full of ships). Do you see anything like that in this SotA? The problem with the worst constellation of the worst region isn’t that it’s the worst constellation of the worst region, but the fact that no one said a word what the hell TEST supposed to do there!!!

It seems the cultural war within TEST was decisively won by those who don’t want to make any effort or gain any level of competency. After all, living in a space which is wanted by absolutely nobody, which is avoided even by lowsec roleplayers is probably the best place for someone who doesn’t want to do anything just “have fun”: spam porn and memes, duel in frigates and generally be completely useless.

Tomorrow comes a post how can other alliances benefit from this horrible situation, gaining strength and salvage what deserves to be salvaged.

– Gevlon Goblin

His EVE journey show a very interesting “outside the box” approach to the game, PVE and the trade hubs, reason for which we invite you to pay a visit to his blog.

P.S.: Before you’d think that the idiocy of TEST leadership can’t be outdone, check this moron out:

Especially his small lasers. This is another strong contender. And another one. And the wardecced (or suspect) 28B freighter.

116 Comments

  1. GrouchyOldGamer
    August 12, 2013 at 11:16 am Reply
    1. JIeoH Mocc

      Ahaha, your futile attempts to make this idiot goblin face his own shiposts are noted, though they’re completely in vain.

      August 12, 2013 at 11:25 am Reply
      1. GrouchyOldGamer

        I know but I do find it funny that in June he was saying that mittens was finished and now well ….

        August 12, 2013 at 12:17 pm Reply
        1. JIeoH Mocc

          That’s the reason his posts find his way to this site, i think.
          They’re neither deep nor intelligent, aren’t quality reading material nor “breaking news”… BUT – he’s often contradicting common sense and at times himself AND common sense, has that WoW signature that is known to drive EvE players mad and brings LOTS of rage in comments. That’s the key to headlines, be it bad or good.

          August 12, 2013 at 12:24 pm Reply
  2. JIeoH Mocc

    TESTicles whining that “there’s no PvP” are going to see a lot of Coastal Brotherhood, Rolemancer Fleet, Airguard and the rest of LowSec sharks in their faces… Good place for shit alliance to die, Aridia is, specially with no FCs, no skill and no brains… I almost envy the pirates there, it’s going to be a fest.

    August 12, 2013 at 11:27 am Reply
  3. big kahuna

    i know a shitload of null sec alliances who are recruiting 😛

    August 12, 2013 at 11:32 am Reply
  4. hans666

    90% of the people from test are f (l) ags in the wind. I am in the winning team, test alliance best alliance. i often heard that. Without cfc support they would have lost fountain 2012. it was just a question of time. Now the corps running for joining the next winning team and so on.

    sheeps are sheeps.

    August 12, 2013 at 11:36 am Reply
    1. chuck snorris

      Sheeple !

      August 12, 2013 at 5:47 pm Reply
  5. comebackmonty

    should of listened to montolio and invaded CFC when HBC was strong. Ah well live and learn

    August 12, 2013 at 11:38 am Reply
    1. lalala

      learning what ? that shadoo had explained them in the SOTA that it is a bad idea to attack the CFC but didn’t tell the truth, that PL will not accept to loose their tech income aslong as tech is the high end moon goo ?
      yeah, some allies are worthless and won’t help you when you need them. TEST got the complete bill at once.

      August 12, 2013 at 11:49 am Reply
    2. FormerTESTbro

      He got trolled out by the people sucking PLs cock. PL was the cancer that gutted the TEST alliance for the inside and left a big bloated shell behind.

      August 12, 2013 at 7:02 pm Reply
  6. Necromonger

    “- I think CFC grunts will be a bit less motivated to show up than TESTies who now literally fight for survival. By dropping HBC, BoodaBooda clearly proved that he is truly not after ISK or power but good fights and making a mess. I expect 150 vs 1500 battles.”

    Gevlon Goblin we want your response to these words you said a few months ago.

    Test will collapse you have no leader – no fc’s – no backbone.
    No matter where you run it will haunt your alliance from top to bottem.

    August 12, 2013 at 11:47 am Reply
    1. Arrendis

      But… but… he was right. He got his 150 v 1500 battles…

      Just not in the direction he was expecting.

      August 12, 2013 at 6:45 pm Reply
  7. Dennis the Dreamer

    TEST should move to Syndicate, closer to Fountain PVP wised & to honed FC’ing? They could learn something from EVEU, RoteKappel, MoW, I-Red, Clockwork Pineapple, Ej0ke… etc etc. Flying Dangerous once comes from that area.

    August 12, 2013 at 11:49 am Reply
  8. observer

    best of luck to soon to ex-TEST corps wherever you go. your ideology was sound just your leadership/military/logistics/finance and crap FC’s were a fuckin shambles and all contributed to where you find yourself now.

    August 12, 2013 at 12:03 pm Reply
    1. JIeoH Mocc

      Actually it’s the ideology that couldn’t hold up vs. reality, due to ideology being ideology and people being shit.
      That’s the beauty of it, now everybody can rub that “Social effectiveness” in their faces gloating.

      August 12, 2013 at 12:09 pm Reply
  9. Dumbledore

    TEST, please don’t leave the Delve moons for Pizzaco., they will use the ISK from those moons to fund their unspeakable, despicable, horrendous acts against TEST members’ exhaust pipes. Fight for your moons!

    My more pessimistic bet is that once TEST is gone, all the powerhouses and nasty but irrelevant gangs will vacate the region, leaving Delve for vultures like riot.

    August 12, 2013 at 12:12 pm Reply
    1. JIeoH Mocc

      INIT/Wallpapers are coming to salvage what’s left after the “fight” for Delve.
      Noctis doctrine was announced.

      August 12, 2013 at 12:14 pm Reply
  10. Publord McScrubnoob

    Rumour has it that TEST is selling Delve to NCdot. CFC is not so enthusiastic about this plan and is going to interfere.

    August 12, 2013 at 12:21 pm Reply
    1. youhaa

      shouldnt ncdot be taking Delve now then instead of moving to CVA area for a roadtrip?

      August 12, 2013 at 1:33 pm Reply
  11. Kraiklyn Asatru

    Think of the plus side. Withing a month or two the CFC will have TEST back uuuh I mean a renter empire.

    August 12, 2013 at 12:23 pm Reply
    1. 404 Not Found

      ok BoB

      August 12, 2013 at 1:52 pm Reply
  12. Failwagon

    So let me get this right. You lost the war, your sov, everything, and you expect decent space? what the fuck is wrong with you shortbus? God fucking dammit this is why i hate these entitled stupid shit empire retards who don’t understand what the fuck loosing really means. Loosing sucks, all of us in nullsec or beyond have lost at least once and we deal with it.

    August 12, 2013 at 12:25 pm Reply
    1. grmrnzi

      losing*

      (shortbus)

      August 12, 2013 at 2:29 pm Reply
    2. Sold

      losing in internet space-pixels means absolutely jack shit. You are the perfect definition of a tryhard. Relax bro.

      August 12, 2013 at 2:42 pm Reply
      1. JIeoH Mocc

        You’ll be surprised. I’ll state, that as you said it is “only an internet space-pixels spaceship game”, we’ll keep that in mind.
        Other effects of winning (and losing), however, are scaled to non-physical games rather well from other aspects of life e.g. sports, social/career successes/failures etc. Winning is one of the most important things for a human in a socium, i think there’s no need to argue on that point.
        The bottom line is that winning gets your brain dopamine, while being low on it causes depression and bad mood. So physically, losing – can’t be fun. And i still don’t get that “best of the worst” or whatever loser slogan pubbies choose for “losing for fun”.

        August 12, 2013 at 3:15 pm Reply
  13. The Right Teste

    Hey Gevlon, are you posting here because you’ve been run off the Test forums for shit poasting? I mean you even posted again after promising not to, you contradict yourself every two fucking words. Why not go and join a tryhard alliance and press your (shit) ideas onto them. Oh right, I know why, because they won’t take you and you can’t take the critism.

    Clue train for Gevlon, just because it works on paper, doesn’t mean it actually works. You scored lucky with choosing econmics where the 2 often line up, stop applying that theory to everything and people might go to the effort of atleast pretending to like you.

    August 12, 2013 at 12:58 pm Reply
    1. youhaa

      do not insult Gevlon, he is famous in World of Warcraft!

      August 12, 2013 at 1:32 pm Reply
      1. mmmmmm

        He’s not even famous in WoW, all he did was got the gold cap, which literally thousands, if not tens of thousands have done before him.

        August 12, 2013 at 3:39 pm Reply
    2. 404 Not Found

      You couldn’t have posted truer words!
      Never understood why people hate this site so dam much until I read this bullshit article.
      Gevlon go back to hello kitty online adventure…eve doesn’t want you.

      August 12, 2013 at 1:51 pm Reply
  14. Tim

    So is Gevlon still in TEST?
    How have they not kicked him yet? They got some isk, which is what they wanted. He now has nothing more to add, and is just shiptoasting about TEST. They should bait and blap his dreads, then drop him from the alliance.

    August 12, 2013 at 1:30 pm Reply
    1. Testbro

      We need someone to spurge, and he does a good job.

      August 12, 2013 at 1:45 pm Reply
  15. JG

    Its kinda sad. All that chestbeating, yolo and all with the big brother cfc behind. Now they just quit and take off. Its so sad. Btw i think its offensive to call them “powerfull” when they just showed utterlly uselessness last couple weeks.

    August 12, 2013 at 1:41 pm Reply
  16. eurynome

    and again, greedy goblin show us how much he doesn’t know about eve……

    like this PVE shit, really, PVE is not only mission, there are other forms of PVE, and guess what, mission is not the best of them in term of isk/hour.

    and for pvp just shut up, you clearly don’t know how it works, having many pp in an area will draw ppl to go there, thus pvp opportunities, and basing your “analysis” on a 24h incomplete chart is so pro (you know that dotlan doesn’t list all the kills right? right? seems you don’t)…..

    and before commenting anything about FCs and stuff, become a FC, then you will be in position to talk about FC’s.

    there are many reaons why FC’s are not day one players, because it is a lot more than just calling target and alignement, then clicking “warp fleet”, here you just show us all how ignorant you are about FCing.

    seriously, go back to wow

    August 12, 2013 at 3:07 pm Reply
    1. Random

      You keep telling he didn’t know much. But what is your answer? What PVE stuff can you do there?

      And What PVP can you look for there?

      Leaders sure love that kinds of stuff, as no one can talk about leaders as no one is a leader beside leaders?

      EVE players cannot be that low.

      August 12, 2013 at 3:15 pm Reply
      1. JIeoH Mocc

        PvP will find you there (I’ll eat .. well not eat, I’ll lick my hat if it won’t).
        Coastal Brotherhood, Airguard, Rolemancer fleet are a few names you’ll learn to be cautious of. If you use this as an opportunity you’ll learn from them. You can expect many of lowsec dwellers to come knock on your forehead.

        and PVE … who the heck cares about how carebears carebear, bhaha.

        August 12, 2013 at 3:29 pm Reply
  17. Ackilles_Shadowfire

    Step 1: Get kicked from Test
    Step 2: Finally get let back in Test after months of begging.
    Step 3: Donate 50+ billion isk to Test.
    Step 4: Go to a major news site and trash Test daily for a month.
    Step 5: Profit??

    August 12, 2013 at 3:27 pm Reply
    1. Guest

      I’m all for the irony of the person whose proudly self-interested donating huge chunks of wealth to an alliance he immediately moans about constantly and does his best to get kicked out of, but don’t pretend TEST weren’t begging for him to come back so they could get some of his money once the war turned bad

      August 12, 2013 at 9:35 pm Reply
    2. Thomas

      I’m all for the irony of the person whose proudly self-interested
      donating huge chunks of wealth to an alliance he immediately moans about
      constantly and does his best to get kicked out of, but TEST were begging him too, as soon as the war turned bad and they were desperate for his money

      August 12, 2013 at 9:37 pm Reply
  18. Bittervet

    All of you TEST pilots saying Gevlon was run off for shitposting, its more that he did not drink the kool-aid that our leadership is giving us.

    Yes Gevlon made some terrible posts. He would also at least admit when his post was terrible, usually about military doctrines. Gevlon left because our alliance is such shit right now that even he does not want to be in it. Our leadership has utterly failed us. And TEST itsself from within has rotted as you guys would not even fleet up.
    If people were run off from TEST because of shitposting, we would have like, three corporations left and be a 400 man or less alliance. Dreddit would be ran our, as would most other members because the past two months on the forums have been utterly awful.

    August 12, 2013 at 3:54 pm Reply
    1. Meh

      No. Gevlon Shit poasting was taking every post from leadership, shitting on it, offering no insight, and crying everytime one of his shit ideas was moved to the cesspit.

      Then there are members poasting popcorn M Jackson.

      There is shitpoasting and there is Gevlon shitpoasting.

      August 12, 2013 at 4:01 pm Reply
      1. Bittervet

        Except TEST leadership is shit:
        See: Kicking corps with active FCs still, but not releasing why they were kicked, then whining we have no FCs.
        Kicking Dysphonia (an active FC) out when he had really chilled out and only dumpstered people who came at him first.
        But Booda “I have no spine because it is literally fat” Booda won’t stand up to Lovelocke, who admitted to calling TEST leadership niggers, and only wanted Dysphonia out because of things that happened more than 6 months ago.

        August 12, 2013 at 4:27 pm Reply
        1. CuteNewBro

          Hey bro, your reading a different Test forum, I think it might be CFC your reading or similar. If your so unhappy jump ship, we need to trim fat like you anyway.

          Also pretty sure this is a Gevlon puppet.

          August 12, 2013 at 4:30 pm Reply
          1. Bittervet

            Yes, because all of your FCs and cap pilots are ‘fat’.

            Go post a creepshot about it you MRA publord.

            August 12, 2013 at 4:54 pm
          2. CuteNewBro

            Strange how you went from “our” to “your” when talking about Test. Did you decide you were fat and leave Gevlon? Or fail to remember your not a Teste at all in that last post, just some random reddit lurker.

            But poast more random shit, Im sure that’ll give you more credability.

            August 12, 2013 at 4:58 pm
          3. FormerTESTbro

            There is the average moron left in TEST today. Yea bud, the is reading the CFC form…. Hey here is an idea for you, drink more kool-aid and go die quietly in the corner somewhere. Can you pull that off??

            August 12, 2013 at 6:20 pm
        2. FormerTESTbro

          Dysphonia is a piece of shit.

          August 12, 2013 at 6:18 pm Reply
    2. Rob

      Gevlon is one of the most thick headed, utterly useless, know it all plebians to have ever entered EVE. His knowledge of the game is below most day 1 nubs. He measures everything on isk (like having 500b isk in your wallet makes you rich… I know at least 5 different people that have at least a trillion isk in personal BPOs, but it’s not isk, so they aren’t rich it seems). He likes to jump in with his ideas on everything without even bothering to read up on the subject then rages out when people tell him he is wrong. Following that he posts internal comms and slags off the alliance on his blog where he can moderate the responses so he doesn’t have to “put up” with people telling him he’s wrong. That’s why he’s out of TEST.

      August 12, 2013 at 4:10 pm Reply
    3. formerTESTbro

      Agreed. He had some good ideas, but no one wanted to preform the mental gymnastics to get the ideas to work..they just trolled him. I mean he had some bad posts. But generally I found his ideas solid but requiring so sort of co-ordinate effort to pull of. And coorinated effort is not in TESTS vocabulary so just trash talk the guy. That will win them SOV.

      August 12, 2013 at 6:14 pm Reply
    4. LOL TEST

      That’s not kool-aid, it’s my dogs piss.

      August 12, 2013 at 7:41 pm Reply
  19. Test Alliance Renter Alliance

    Test Alliance, Renter Alliance – Test are leaving Delve to disband and become renters. That is obvious.

    August 12, 2013 at 4:39 pm Reply
    1. PvPer

      Null sec alliance are a lot more strict these days. To get into any null sec alliance you need to be already achieving a certain number of PvP kills per week or you have no choice but to be a renter. Null sec alliance are tired of the freeloaders who think they can PvE 24/7. You wana play like that you had better be ready to pay rent. Test pilots who can show they actually have PvPed can probably get into some of the southern Alliances but any that can’t… well welcome to the new EvE of people who don’t pull their weight pay rent.

      August 12, 2013 at 4:51 pm Reply
      1. Arrendis

        That’s right. To get into any nullsec alliance you have to have a certain number of kills per week. Or you can, you know, be useful in other ways.

        Scouts. Logistics (ie: space-priest), The Other Logistics (you know, actual logistical support) – lots of ways to be useful.

        August 12, 2013 at 6:59 pm Reply
      2. youhaa

        Doubt that with TEST players, they don’t actually score high when ‘we’ use 600M-1.5B isk ships daily defending their space when they came in t1-fitted SHIT.

        99% is on the same level as FA and Fcon….sp wise, skill wise, brain wise.

        August 13, 2013 at 1:06 pm Reply
  20. Fletch

    Monty was the proper test leader. Sadly he was outed because he did not have his head far enough up PLs asshole.
    Where is your mighty PL now Test?
    How fucking sad you allowed this to happen what must Monty be thinking now.

    August 12, 2013 at 4:50 pm Reply
    1. NulliBro

      So true so much of this, soo true. Where is the mighty PL now. I’ll tell you. They are shooting at TEST freely. They troll their forms and drive out or recruit all competent members.

      And what does TEST command think of all this? They LOVE FUCKING LOVE THEIR FUCKING PL. You say 1 bad thing against PL and you get trolled to no end in sight. This is what these douche bags deserve. 1 was a member of TEST till about yesterday. I was alarm clocking for times, coming in to work half asleep. And then I realized, this Alliance is ran completely by form trolls.

      It doesn’t matter how often you fleet how green your KB is and how generally usfull you are. What matters to these clowns is how often you post sucking up to the popular form posters and PL. So GG o7 TEST, I roll with Nulli now.

      August 12, 2013 at 5:49 pm Reply
      1. Wels

        True. Idiot posts dont win wars, pvpers do.

        August 12, 2013 at 6:01 pm Reply
    2. lol

      I don’t think you understand, TEST only had anything because of PL.

      They only existed this long because a couple good people jumped on the anti-goon wagon. TEST failed to provide the meat.

      August 15, 2013 at 5:44 am Reply
      1. Aunti Goon

        I think you forgot about the Goons.
        Before Goons came riding in with the Calvary during the war for Delve, -A- was straight stomping the guts out of PL. and Test.
        Most of the free ISK that has been gifted to Test is from the Goons. So your statement should read TEST only had anything because of Goons.
        PL only inserted themselves into the 40 yr old pervert position and imprinted TEST with the replacement daddy syndrome. PL convinced TEST that daddy Goon always hated them because he wouldn’t have them fucking 40 yr old perverts.
        TEST only proved that they must hold someone else’s hand to accomplish anything. They just didn’t care if it was daddy, or the pervert. Problem with perverts is, they don’t want you when you get a little older. They focus on the new child. So TEST has been cast aside, Daddy Goon has washed his hands of them, and PL has a new romance in the east.
        The “anti-goon wagon” is what killed TEST.

        August 15, 2013 at 6:24 pm Reply
  21. itoldu

    riverini … some time ago you wondered what test’s income would look like if gg were in charge.
    i guess you got your answer now.

    i’m very disapointed that he missed his chance to help rebuild test. that worthless region thing would have been his chance to work out a foolproof income scheme for the members – something that he shine’s in, imho.

    August 12, 2013 at 4:52 pm Reply
    1. Rob

      That was actually gevlon himself that posted that one. He was under the impression he would just be like “hey guys, look how much isk/h you can make farming!” then that would become alliance money somehow. It was literally:
      1. Join
      2. Say “look at farming”
      3. ????
      4. Profit

      And he was being serious…

      August 13, 2013 at 9:06 am Reply
  22. observer

    best of luck to TEST corps best thing you can do is find a leader with vision cut away the idiot corps that held you back. you ideology was sound you were let down badly by your leadership/logistics/finance/ and idiot FC’s all these combined to TEST downfall now do what you have to do and and one last suggestion when your strong again with driven leaders and competent FC’s providence is ripe for the taking theres a goal for ya the last thing you want to do is rent from goons

    August 12, 2013 at 4:59 pm Reply
    1. It's a me, Mario

      You can take provi, sure. It’s a long grind, 60+ stations. Taking it wouldn’t be a challenge for a blobbing alliance, keeping it and living in it though, i don’t think any Null sec alliances have the stones to deal with the amount BLOPs droppers and daily BB gate camps we have in Provi. And that’s without the current residents coming back to kick you in. So please, make our day, please do.

      August 12, 2013 at 7:40 pm Reply
      1. youhaa

        we did it a few years ago, kicked CVA+friends out in 1 week with the infamous NRDS pussy coalition hiding in lowsec afterwards, -A- style (wait till the bad guys leave for opponents that do fight back), only to give it back to CVA when we took the northern regions a couple of months later from old NC.

        Keeping Providence isn’t difficult, it’s the absolute boredom of sitting in a total worthless region without any GF that is difficult.

        August 13, 2013 at 1:03 pm Reply
  23. Herpderp

    It’s ok Gevlon, you helped the M&S you despise so much by donating 40b+ isk.
    You helped M&S.

    August 12, 2013 at 5:03 pm Reply
  24. CFC Grunt

    The Mittani is history. I doubt if the new war slogan “Nice region, we’ll take it” will be accepted by Goons.

    – Gevlon Goblinve a message…

    August 12, 2013 at 5:23 pm Reply
    1. Arrendis

      It was actually really funny when he first said that, too – we’ve been saying that in fleets since at least the start of Tribute.

      August 12, 2013 at 7:01 pm Reply
  25. Riot Pilot

    “We aren’t in the position to fight the unstoppable battle machine of the Pizza-Riot-Init coalition” You mean RIOT and PIZZA.

    August 12, 2013 at 5:44 pm Reply
    1. FormerTESTbro

      indeed. those 60 man oracle fleets, they had on answer to them….fuck im so glad my test days are behind me.

      August 12, 2013 at 6:09 pm Reply
      1. Ex Test Best Renter

        And your renter days have begun.

        August 12, 2013 at 6:24 pm Reply
        1. FormerTESTbro

          Nah dude, Like many others I have joined one of the N3 alliances. So I will not be renting anything.

          August 12, 2013 at 6:41 pm Reply
      2. Dumbledore

        Let me get the story together… First Tribal disband and TESTies don’t field oracle fleets because pizza will kill them with 1/5 of their numbers. The reason? Oracles suck. Now the same bunch of incompetents don’t field anything because pizza’s around in oracle fleets. The reason? Oracles are OP.

        August 12, 2013 at 8:23 pm Reply
        1. EXtestBestTest

          HAHAHA i know right. Its fucking sad….sniping Nagas would make short work of those pesky Oracles. but ohh no, we cant align and warp when we see bombers and bombs within kill range. Eve is hard so vOv. But you know, form posting is up most important in test.

          August 12, 2013 at 8:36 pm Reply
    2. Fear not, EG put an end to those pesky RIOT dreads this evening, now Delve can fall to its true masters… Freddit.

      August 13, 2013 at 1:50 am Reply
  26. Not a Pet

    Has TEST given some thoughts about staying close by in null? They could become renters. I hear a lot of renter space just opened up in the northwest. Ask Mittens about it

    August 12, 2013 at 6:14 pm Reply
  27. nigger jim

    aside from booda booda literally being a goon spy sent to destroy your alliance, i just came here to say welcome to nulsec. hope you had fun

    August 12, 2013 at 6:22 pm Reply
    1. TESTbro

      I almost agree with that statement. Often wondered why he made such bad choices. As if to purposely fuck everything up.

      August 12, 2013 at 6:40 pm Reply
      1. nigger jim

        i did enjoy watching things from the sideline, it all made sense when i said “he’s a goon spy”

        August 12, 2013 at 10:58 pm Reply
  28. ex-BOB/IT

    F U C K Y O U TEST

    August 12, 2013 at 6:45 pm Reply
  29. Informer

    Did Wrik Hoover just leave the sinking ship?

    August 12, 2013 at 7:00 pm Reply
    1. BL grunt

      Yes they are joining us this week.

      August 12, 2013 at 8:01 pm Reply
  30. divideetimpera

    i wonder if the leaving of gg will cost test even more members – he did a great job in dividing what should have stayed united.

    August 12, 2013 at 7:00 pm Reply
  31. Provi Miner

    What is this facination with with “Test” why is the term “Test” so important? I don’t get it. Drop the name, get a new moniker, decide on a vision invite folks to join (those who don’t who cares), welcome those who want to come along that you didn’t invite, kick the slackers along the way and have fun doing it. How about Ex-test=better test?

    August 12, 2013 at 7:19 pm Reply
  32. Test_Disband_pls

    Only way to Test is Disband !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    August 12, 2013 at 7:46 pm Reply
  33. Ext-TESTbro-BEStbro

    Here, TEST was doing fine at first against the CFC. Razor was deployed and the tied of battle started turning. Then the TEST capital fleet was almost wiped out. Server crash saved their balls that day…N3 drops sov and needs to pull away. At that point, TEST should have deployed with them. Left Fountain for the taking, while going to fuck with ROGUE and eventually start to take RAZOR space in the North East, as soon as they realized it was futile to keel fighting for Fountain. RAZOR would be force to deploy back to defend their space. At that point N3 is finished with the Russians, and TEST can return to slow the invasion of Fountain while N3 keeps the pressure on RAZOR. But non of that happened so have fun in low sec test. Its where you retards belong.

    August 12, 2013 at 7:48 pm Reply
    1. Observer

      or may be TEST should have deployed with CFC against N3 and added their space to its former 3 regions? enjoy Jita ex-Test bro, its where you belong too.

      August 12, 2013 at 8:00 pm Reply
      1. Ext-TESTbro-BEStbro

        LOL i got into NCdot, so you can go suck on a gigantic dildo covered in fresh mittens poos as you just pulled it out of his gaping asshole. Bro.

        August 12, 2013 at 8:39 pm Reply
        1. NC.Sucks

          NC. is next…again…

          August 15, 2013 at 6:07 pm Reply
  34. asd

    the same accusation the AUTHOR WHO HAS BEEN UNWORTHY OF READING for a while now makes against TEST leaderships is true for himself. There is only rant and no plan, no ideas, no alternatives. Please die already Gvelon Goblin.

    August 12, 2013 at 8:11 pm Reply
    1. RMT online

      to bring plans, ideas, solutions is not the task of the goon agent…

      August 13, 2013 at 9:08 am Reply
  35. ex tribe test

    just go take tribe space easy .

    August 12, 2013 at 8:35 pm Reply
  36. Takezo Kensei

    good riddance to pure shite.

    August 12, 2013 at 9:12 pm Reply
  37. CLOWN

    CLOWN ALLIANCE, PLEASE PUNCH IN FACE.

    August 12, 2013 at 11:21 pm Reply
  38. CLOWN

    Well well TEST fucks, all of you who trolled me cuz I dare disagreed with Mr. Popular on the form. Where are your form posters now. They didn’t win the fucking war for you now did they. Oh but how good they all where….at talking, not actually logging in and showing up for fleet. CLOWN ALLIANCE, PLEASE PUNCH IN FACE.

    August 12, 2013 at 11:26 pm Reply
  39. gevlon not bad?

    The last couple goblin articles have actually been pretty decent. I’m so confused….

    August 13, 2013 at 12:18 am Reply
    1. OPSEC Duder

      Right? it’s scary. good….job…..goblin?…..

      August 13, 2013 at 4:56 am Reply
  40. KidShazaam

    It’s kinda out there, but as conspiratorial as it sounds, some of what TEST has done seems so ridiculous you have to wonder if some people at the top are trying to run it into the ground. Whether for “fun” or angst or as an agent of someone else- who knows, but it’s hard to be that dumb by accident.

    August 13, 2013 at 12:34 am Reply
    1. RMT online

      RM bribes form RMT can do much..

      August 13, 2013 at 9:05 am Reply
      1. Do me baby one more time

        I love RMT haters! They make me feel all tingly down there!
        Now help me rub another one out…CRY BITCH, CRYYYYYYY……

        August 13, 2013 at 4:17 pm Reply
  41. Billbo

    About fucking time

    August 13, 2013 at 12:35 am Reply
    1. fuck fail alliances :D

      i wonder if its now, that i should yell as loud as i can, “TEST is SHIT!” ? or am i supposed to wait some time? I can never tell… :S

      August 13, 2013 at 6:51 am Reply
      1. Jay

        Dont you mean TEST was SHIT

        August 13, 2013 at 10:11 am Reply
  42. Guest

    I’m sorry gevlon, but i don’t think you realise what a c**t this makes you sound like…

    August 13, 2013 at 7:28 am Reply
  43. Codo Yagari

    This ‘news’ is half a week old.
    EN24 strikes again

    August 13, 2013 at 8:50 am Reply
  44. gungadin

    the current test manuever into lowsec, is called the heads up the Ass strategem, were you drop sv and become a afterthought in a black holee called aridia, well played goons you got your top inside man to alienate all thier alies and drop sov without much hupla

    August 13, 2013 at 9:16 am Reply
  45. tara read

    I find it utterly hilarious and perplexing Goblin that you’d donate to TEST, fly with them, propogate their name during the Fountain conflict, and now finally shit all over them. Once AGAIN you look at Eve and all its grand design and sandbox through an Excel Spreadsheet.

    Was it really above you to realize PL was a loose cannon and are allies with no one? Did you fail to see that TEST’s leadership began to crumble months ago and that without serious capital commitment from outside parties Fountain would fall?

    I can’t tell if you are a mole feeding bad advice for the sole destruction of TEST or if you really are just that fucking stupid. I’m going to go with the latter.

    Game over Gelvon Goblin. Best head back to Azeroth. I hear Panda’s are all the rage now…

    August 13, 2013 at 12:22 pm Reply
    1. messy

      Don’t shoot the messenger! TEST sucks, or sucked. Tell your friends.

      August 13, 2013 at 5:22 pm Reply
    2. Joe Knows

      When it smells like shit, you call it that or you’re a dumbass.

      August 14, 2013 at 12:25 pm Reply
  46. Cold as ice

    This war , wasnt fougth w/ no plans. Test should have attacked/ Held fountain.
    N3 should have hit a diffrent area . To make Goons split there forces.
    While at the time 401k did there own thing.

    Multiple fronts is how the CFC would have fallen. But no TEST didnt get numbers. N3 really didnt care what happend.

    August 13, 2013 at 3:38 pm Reply
    1. PL.Grunt

      Seeing that N3 looses every single engagement, how would they have made a difference attacking any other area?
      Really, the comments on this forum get more retarded by the hour.

      August 13, 2013 at 4:12 pm Reply
      1. Cold as ice

        This coming form PL> TBH you cant take on anyone yourself, if you have to do something NC. holds your hand.

        Keep becomeing irrelavant.

        August 13, 2013 at 4:41 pm Reply
        1. Cake

          N3 really needs PL to be relevant…. the same can’t be said for PL

          August 13, 2013 at 4:57 pm Reply
          1. Cold as ice

            PL can just be low sec piwates

            August 13, 2013 at 5:34 pm
        2. PL.Grunt

          N3 is an evolutionary cul-de-sac. It will be washed away soon, never to be thought of again. NC. itself has seen it’s golden days. Any glory to be had going forward will be with a new alliance of former NC. and new blood.
          It is true that the giant super blob has outlived it’s usefulness. The Goons proved that in Fountain. However, it is still a mighty hammer, if only for slowing advances made by cap fleets, and our hammer is the biggest and the best.
          As long as we don’t continue to align with complete back-births, we will be around for a long time to come.

          August 13, 2013 at 5:16 pm Reply
  47. fumblingbaboon

    if you read the new XPOD you would know that three people in test leadership are in jail for 10 years XD

    August 13, 2013 at 5:48 pm Reply
  48. Ex-TEST PL grunt

    TEST needs to disband like the space pubbies they are. The only corps worth a damn have left already (DTHI was meh, DYS0N was really good but spergy, Boobs were decent). All they have left are such esteemed corps like ENL-I/MV/TCP and Baki’s botting corp.

    No FCs (Dingo/Alphastar/Esildra/Wrik Hoover/Dysphonia) all left or are inactive, no SRP, no income but terribad empire corp missions, no money moons.

    August 13, 2013 at 8:02 pm Reply

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