Imagine your side survived one of the largest fleet engagements in EVE Online history and you decide its time to help your buddies to leave, you sit in the safe POS with your titan and bridge them out, right? easy? Well think again, maelle salazard from Li3 Federation was taught the hard way why is a bad idea to hang around poses with communally shared passwords, NCDOT and friends naturally took notice of this and bumped the poor thing with a Tempest fleet, called in the reinforcements and hence the result:

From the reddits:

So apparently he was bridging Harpy Fleet home. Normal deal, problem was that he was doing it from a “420” pos (Goon’s go to password for safe poses). Shortly after bridging he was bumped out of the shields and killmail. Died before the rage fleets could even finish undocking.

At 149Billion isk this has to be one of the most expensive titan losses ever infliced in game…

[ NCDOT Killmail ]

A wild video appears

Our friend Rrestad frapsed the whole thing:

Ping goes out, “hostile titan tackled, need hictors”… So thats what I did. Just managed to bridge in and get a point on the dude before be blew up 😉


  1. Provi Miner

    nice lol

    July 29, 2013 at 5:05 am Reply
  2. ATobserver

    Consolation prize FTW :-)

    July 29, 2013 at 5:08 am Reply
  3. Dennis the Dreamer

    Poor Titan. HODOR FTW!

    July 29, 2013 at 5:13 am Reply
  4. DrkyDrky

    Guess everybody wins today (cept the drunk pilot mayb?)

    July 29, 2013 at 5:17 am Reply
  5. Tumble

    Titan in 420 POS…. when folks get comfortable and don’t lock their doors things can go bad fast. Things went bad. This wasn’t the only titan jumping people out from a 420 bridge and I thought it strange when I jumped out via another titan because that never happens. You never see a titan in a 420 POS. I can’t imagine losing a ship that valuable. Of course, I can’t imagine losing an entire system either.

    July 29, 2013 at 5:19 am Reply
    1. nigger jim

      we killed one last year up in vale that was in a 420 pos.. happens more often than you think

      July 29, 2013 at 5:22 am Reply
  6. Li3 grunt

    Fuck me sideways….

    July 29, 2013 at 5:34 am Reply
    1. DCU3

      Don’t worry Li3 grunt, Gewns already said “didn’t want that titan anyways.

      July 29, 2013 at 7:05 am Reply
  7. Gewn

    I’m still not sure that’s a legit killmail, looks like it’s been doctored (need to wait for API verification to make sure nullifags didn’t alter it).

    Either way we didn’t need that titan anyway. Since securing all the good nullsec isk fountains we’re making so much damn isk we can just use suicide titans at whatever we want.

    That titan was just a drop in our bucket of isk and was fully SRP’d. The pilot who allegedly lost it is already sitting in another one of three that he personally owns and has a few hundred billion isk more in his wallet, not a big deal.

    July 29, 2013 at 5:42 am Reply
    1. riverini

      damn dude, turn your damage control keys for once in a while. I asked both enemies and friends about this kill,


      July 29, 2013 at 5:46 am Reply
      1. Gewn

        I agree it’s a legit killmail now. The rest of what I said still stands though. That titan was only worth about $4,000 in RLM and we can just straight up replace it with SRP isk and not even flinch. We’re making so much money out of nullsec that we can throw super/caps around as if they’re noobships. The pilot still has another few titans and is about 200bil up in his wallet.

        July 29, 2013 at 5:57 am Reply
        1. N3 Grunt

          Didn’t want that titan anyways.
          INB4 didn’t want fountain anyways.

          July 29, 2013 at 6:09 am Reply
        2. Dude

          Nobody cares how many you can replace or if the pilot has more money . a titan was killed, and for the money side .. the whole reason you guys went to war is because you need more money so i doubt you guys will just throw those away at any given day.

          July 29, 2013 at 6:11 am Reply
          1. Fartolio

            Of course grunts are in for the isk. But you really shure leadership did go in for the obvious Isk reasons? Think twice…

            July 29, 2013 at 6:20 am
          2. Firefox4312

            Uhm, Pretty sure the master plan was to take fountain and the r64s. Unless you’re saying that the entire reason you guys have been fighting for wasn’t for that, then you have to realize that if you weren’t fighting for the moons, you were fighting for someone that lied to you.

            Recap: Think before posting.

            July 29, 2013 at 8:37 am
          3. Goon

            The whole idea was to deny our enemies resources by taking direct control of them, that and the lulz.

            July 29, 2013 at 8:45 am
          4. Firefox4312

            Well, fartolio was saying that they didn’t want the isk anyways from taking fountain. Thus, he was saying that the CFC was fighting for a lie and he openly admitted it.

            I understand what the plan was in the end, but I had to point out the holes in what he had said.

            July 29, 2013 at 8:46 am
          5. Gewn

            We went to war to cement our dominance in New Eden you blithering noob. Nothing to do with isk.

            I’m just pointing out that if you think that titan kill hurt us, it didn’t. We blink and passively generate 200bil from our isk fountains. We have backup-backup backup titans so we can throw them around whenever the fuck we feel like it. Nulli bitches are still running scared with their caps, scared of not having them SRP’d, scared of the goon overlords and pissing their pants at the thought of losing even a dread.

            July 29, 2013 at 6:21 am
          6. anonymous

            That is funny I could have sworn Mittani said you were invading Fountain because you need the R64’s after tech got nerfed into the ground. Fun fact: CFC makes a lot less now even with the moons you gained in Fountain.

            July 29, 2013 at 6:24 am
          7. Firefox4312

            So, now you’re at meta4 DCU.. Care to upgrade to tech2 like a man? Or not?

            July 29, 2013 at 8:36 am
          8. Goon

            hearing “DAMAGE CONTROL, SPIN, RETARD” as a response to my points just proves that they’re all valid and that you have nothing to come back with except insults. NC. guys got a one time only, lucky as fuck, titan kill and now think they’re all that. Try taking over a whole region in just over 2 weeks then come and talk here until then STFU and go mine in highsec like a good little cocksucker.

            July 29, 2013 at 8:44 am
          9. gewnie

            didnt they take over 200ish systems in like 2days. but lets not let facts get in the way

            July 29, 2013 at 10:43 am
          10. Titan Killer

            Lol clearly you are not letting facts get in the way at all. Keep trying to act smug though it is quite funny really.

            July 29, 2013 at 2:08 pm
          11. nigger jim

            try being n3 and taking over 6 regions in 2 weeks

            July 29, 2013 at 3:56 pm
        3. DCU3


          July 29, 2013 at 7:01 am Reply
    2. Lol

      The tin foil is strong with this one

      July 29, 2013 at 6:09 am Reply
    3. You’re trying far too hard mate. Damage Control II overheated.

      You’re coming off as quite butthurt about this Titan loss.

      July 29, 2013 at 6:46 am Reply
      1. Dumbledore

        Yeah, when you scream your lungs out “WE DON’T CARE” at every forum it starts to look like you care.

        July 29, 2013 at 7:07 am Reply
        1. stumblesnore

          And when you keep screaming, “YOU DO CARE” on every reply you post you make it look like this is the only thing holding whats left of your coalition together :) and yeah the first post just screams damage control, not sure why someone bothered, we basically traded a few mega fleets and a titan for a region full of R64’s I feel bad for the idiot who died in his titan but we’ll take that trade any day of the week.

          July 30, 2013 at 9:32 am Reply
          1. Dumbledore

            You’re saying that Li3 gets to keep all of Fountain and the money moons? Interesting.

            As a side note, I never thought I was with Testies and co., but I guess finger pointing Li3 makes me a test ally.

            July 31, 2013 at 6:15 am
  8. MR

    As real as it gets…

    July 29, 2013 at 6:09 am Reply
  9. Fartolio

    Sour to admit, but Northern Coalition did a good strike.

    July 29, 2013 at 6:18 am Reply
    1. Gewn

      I bet they’re pissed that it hasn’t even worried us though.

      July 29, 2013 at 6:28 am Reply
      1. Truth

        I think they are entirely unsurprised that Goons show no concern for the well-being of the subsidiary members of their coalition and their own plebians.

        July 29, 2013 at 12:10 pm Reply
  10. nice timing.

    ROFL, good old NC. wait till the threat to their caps docks up so they can look for a sucker to gank. TEST sure has the best friends too bad they won’t help with that whole sov war thing :)

    July 29, 2013 at 6:22 am Reply
    1. anonymous

      How funny coming from someone whose coalition refused to use capitals until NC. and PL deployed their supercapitals to the east to reverse solar’s progress.

      July 29, 2013 at 6:26 am Reply
      1. Goon

        NC. and PL were evaccing their caps due to fear of being popped with no SRP, not redeploying LMFAO. The spin you nullifags put on things is hilarious.

        July 29, 2013 at 6:29 am Reply
        1. not really

          Haha, they sure fear goon caps rofl

          July 29, 2013 at 6:59 am Reply
          1. Goon

            Actually it’s even worse, they fear goon subcaps.

            July 29, 2013 at 7:02 am
        2. Firefox4312

          I feel as though I should link the SOLAR Fleet losing 28 systems of sov, and the mails saying that R O G U E is evacing and running to hide in branch or someshit. Obviously running since “no” srp.

          Try again to look like a bigger retard than you are pls.

          Oh, and nomad pls?

          July 29, 2013 at 8:34 am Reply
          1. keep trying.

            Right cause solar and rogue are totally gonna take on all of N3 and PL/NC. and win. Face it they never cared about you winning, your space was just a fun place to come shoot goons… right up until goons nuked a slow cat fleet then suddenly solar was a HUGE problem and their caps needed to be on the other side of eve ASAP.

            July 29, 2013 at 10:24 am
          2. anonymous

            It was in Solar’s primetime so they could have fought us subcap wise but they refused to. Solar was up to ~45 systems and many of them were approaching the point where they could be cyno jammed which would have allowed them to fight us with slowcats and blap dreads under a jammer when we did decide to go home.

            July 29, 2013 at 12:48 pm
          3. you must have lvl5 buthurt

            Why fight with sub caps against PL? the answer? you don’t because that sub cap fight will become a super fight as soon as PL finds a way to get them into system. You have made a habit of doing that for 2 years, stop acting like you won’t super blob their sub caps the whole game knows you will at this point.

            July 29, 2013 at 11:34 pm
        3. anonymous

          Fear of being popped with no srp? Nc. and PL? I would understand if you were talking about some small alliance but PL is most likely the richest alliance in the game and NC. has a massive amount of isk on both a personal level and on an alliance level.

          July 29, 2013 at 12:47 pm Reply
          1. keep the spin going its funny.

            And yet their ships stay safe at home and not dying to protect your space so in the end does the wallet matter if they won’t spend it to help you the valued “Friends”? Also no one in this game at an alliance level has anywhere even close to what goons have after living in techville for two years followed by stealing all the newest most valuable moons from TEST and lets not forget all of the money they made playing the market during the ice blockade and the burn jita events of the last 2 years. Goons have deeper pockets than your friends, more motivation, better logistics and the balls to use caps in an all or nothing fight within jump range of your “Friends”… too bad your friends didn’t feel like undocking until after the fight.

            July 29, 2013 at 11:32 pm
      2. groll


        NC. had over 100 supers and 40 titans on standby for 6vdt and didn’t drop them yesterday.

        and solar was no threat, they claimed 2-3 systems a week ? solar is just an excuse why N3 let die one of their allies.

        July 29, 2013 at 8:06 am Reply
        1. disgrunted testie

          yeah totally obvious , i mean where was PL ? except throwing their supers into a BL trap they have been largely irrelevant and ncdot token domi fleet ..rofl

          July 29, 2013 at 12:28 pm Reply
      3. you're butthurt, its ok

        lol, that’s funny i thought those supers were busy fighting solar and they were going to come back to help you ASAP and we needed to be super careful to avoid getting hot dropped. bG what do you know…t solar has been chased away and your friends supers still haven’t come back to defend your sov. But they are willing to sit by and watch you, their “Friends,” die in a horrible fire without doing a thing and then later jump in to snipe a titan for their killboard.

        P.S. I seem to remember there being dreads involved in some way today and as NC. proved they are back in range of the fight… but it seems their invitation to the fight got lost in the mail as I don’t remember them bringing all those big bad supers to kill the dreads.

        Like I said, nice friends you got there :)

        July 29, 2013 at 10:21 am Reply
      4. disgrunted testie

        Its funny how much supers are deployed by PL/N3/ncdot when their renter empire is threatened , where was the supers in fountain guys ? surely you can grind back fountain in no time with the combined supers of N3 +test+PL and NCdot -no way goons could even come close to matching that firepower ? I guess the rmt backdoor politics matter more than allies

        July 29, 2013 at 12:25 pm Reply
  11. Dumbledore

    ITT: Li3 is too new to the grown-ups part of Eve that they still think that excessive damage control somehow makes their loss less embarrassing.

    July 29, 2013 at 6:29 am Reply
    1. Goon

      [PROPAGANDA 101] Accuse your opponent of lying, so that when they accuse you of the same they look like petulant children. Nice try.

      July 29, 2013 at 6:33 am Reply
  12. Dirty Tribe Peasant

    It was mixed TEST/N3 fleet of blaster Rokhs and Tempests (i.e., Herocats) with a few of us Tribe plebs thrown in.

    July 29, 2013 at 6:40 am Reply
    1. FA grunt

      Just shows how they see you guys as secondary citizens

      July 29, 2013 at 3:07 pm Reply
  13. SashaGrey

    Sry for the loss Maelle, you are a stand up pilot and I was touched by the donation after you sb’d my sb. I would have done the same thing in your shoes. O7

    July 29, 2013 at 7:03 am Reply
  14. Luwc

    R64’s will pay for it trololoo

    July 29, 2013 at 10:00 am Reply
    1. Goon

      didnt want that titan anyways

      July 29, 2013 at 10:13 am Reply
  15. Helo Trivilent

    Test are about to loose alot of members, i think 2/4000 is the next week or two then a total Fail cascade i think, tribe are probs their only hope for help n3 wont keep helping, and id dd -a- and friends take catch fey eso i think they will be roaming east also but thats 1-2 month away at best, watch test over the next few weeks!!!!!!

    July 29, 2013 at 10:48 am Reply
    1. adasdasdsa

      learn english you dumb fuck.

      July 29, 2013 at 4:32 pm Reply
      1. Helo Trivilent

        I am english u dumb fuck, i sometimes spell bad as i got brain damage of a hit and run so fuck you and the horse you came on!

        July 29, 2013 at 10:19 pm Reply
  16. Die goon fag buahhahahahaha

    July 29, 2013 at 10:56 am Reply
  17. Goon

    NCdot has always done the CFC a service by killing any supercap pilot who is too dumb to live. Death to all supercaps.

    July 29, 2013 at 12:28 pm Reply
  18. infamousMember

    Its funny, this evens the isk war between test/tribe/n3 vs CFC in 6VDT-H!

    Im so happy right now. I guess CFC still won the isk war by a few bills, BUT a Titan and a Dread for test & friends makes CFC the loosers after insurance.

    Oh what a baffeling turnaround!

    July 29, 2013 at 1:30 pm Reply
    1. Isk warrior

      Yes. The isk war. Of course, after a few weeks of pumping sweet, sweet moon goo out of Fountain the CFC will easily make up the loss. Where will TEST get its isk to offset losses? In the long run, CFC could welp a dread *fleet* and still win the isk war just by taking Fountain. But hey, whatever lets you sleep better at night little TESTie.

      Also, between insurance and the coalition SRP a CFC dread pilot actually makes a billion profit when they lose a ship. They go into battle hoping to die for the money. But hey, keep talking about the isk war. Its all you have left.

      July 30, 2013 at 6:49 pm Reply
  19. Alison King


    July 29, 2013 at 1:53 pm Reply
  20. The East is next

    Do you think we realy care about a Titan ?
    Did the CFC ever cared about losing shit ?
    Did we ever looked at our kilboards like those elite space faggots who always run away ?
    Did we ever lost a war ?

    We take what we want and when we want.
    Better make sure you have your shit in hisec or you lose everything.

    Evens out the isk war…..
    Dude we have trillions and trillions of isk left…..
    And we have Fountain in a few weeks war when we prepared for at least 6 months to a year.

    The East is next, better start evaccing that shit, we are comming.
    The swarm is unleashed.

    July 29, 2013 at 2:33 pm Reply
    1. Swarm will rat in fountain

      “Do you think we realy care about a Titan ?”

      No, of course you don’t. You didn’t want that titan anyway.

      “The East is next, better start evaccing that shit, we are coming.”

      This is funny. We all know you are going to stay in whatever carebear space you carve out. CFC is not BOB. Like proper null bears CFC never does anything unless it is isk efficient.

      July 29, 2013 at 2:52 pm Reply
      1. Dirk Hard-Peck

        No seriously, we are coming to fuck shit up for n3, fuck without our assets……. ~dumbfucks~

        July 29, 2013 at 2:59 pm Reply
        1. swarm will rat fountain

          “No seriously” goons don’t even shoot ships in “burn jita” unless its isk efficient. You are making a fool of yourself saying shit like that.

          July 29, 2013 at 3:14 pm Reply
          1. Dirk Hardpeck

            Isk efficient??? We couldnt give less of a fuck! Were doing this for moons and the sake of shooting shit. If burn jita is the only place we have had the opportunity for turning your ass into a wreck; that means you need to come out to null a little more often son. -nofux-

            July 29, 2013 at 3:18 pm
          2. swarm will rat fountain.

            “Isk efficient??? We couldnt give less of a fuck! Were doing this for moons and the sake of shooting shit.”

            You are half right. You are doing this for moons. Not for “the sake of shooting shit.” If it weren’t for the isk of the moons you wouldn’t have invaded fountain. That is why you won’t be invading anyone else. You will go into fountain and you will carebear up huge amounts of isk, because that is what carebears do.

            Yes isk efficient. Even in burn jita cfc only suicide gank ships that are scanned and felt to be good picks.

            You guys definitely want to be feared that is why you target high sec noobs. All the non noob pvpers see cfc players like a lion sees a herd of antelope.

            I mainly play eve in low sec where the most pvp per system and per person happens. I am not interested in null sec pve or blob nonfights against structures thank you very much.

            But please invade low sec. Do it “for the sake of shooting shit.” My killboard would like nothing better.

            July 29, 2013 at 5:21 pm
          3. Fartolio

            We all want to play this game on our rules, isn’t it?

            July 29, 2013 at 7:25 pm
          4. E-Bushido is laughable

            Oh, he’s an ~elite lowsec PVPer~ who likes to stroke his killboard. Goons are terrible because they won’t honoure duel him 1v1 at the sun in frigates.

            July 30, 2013 at 6:40 pm
  21. Dirk Hard-Peck

    We fought hard for 5 hours and won for this shit??????? wtf

    July 29, 2013 at 2:53 pm Reply
  22. loot

    so coz of nuli nc. lost all of the loot that titan droped, well done
    can some1 make poll how long till nc. leave n3 ?

    July 29, 2013 at 2:54 pm Reply
    1. lol

      i guess you didnt see the cfc bombers decloak in the vid

      July 29, 2013 at 6:50 pm Reply
  23. Dumbledore

    Gewns just sound like BOB a few years ago. Pretty funny you became what you once hated.

    July 29, 2013 at 4:46 pm Reply
    1. Dreddit Vet

      Goons have been BoB for a while now, and TEST has been out-Gooning Goons since Dreddit formed the alliance.

      July 29, 2013 at 7:03 pm Reply
    2. Knox'e

      You live long enough to see yourself become BoB, or you die in hilarity? Also fart.

      July 29, 2013 at 8:01 pm Reply
  24. Contrast

    Amazing difference between the write up here and on TMC, hardly any material or in depth coverage here! You guys really should try harder to at least provide some depth to an article.

    July 29, 2013 at 5:06 pm Reply

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