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ships_hacs

It seems I’ve inherited a house on fire.

With NC. off in the east, and the threat of their supers gone with them, Goons and co have gone on an RFing spree. I’m sure I don’t need to reiterate what you all already know. They’ve taken about a third of the non-npc space in the region and plenty of the rest is reinforced, including the ancestral homeland of TEST, 6VDT.

I’m not much for speeches and I’ve no stomach for spin. I’ll keep this to the point.

Doctrines


As of right now we have three doctrines.

1. Prophecies
2. Ahacs
3. Bombers (of the goku, regular cloaky bomber, and torp varieties)

Rokhs and Foxcats we’re keeping in our pockets in case the time comes when they’ll be useful, but don’t expect many pings for now. Shit like talwars and thrashers are obviously awesome and super cool. I’m not listing them because they’re not a strat op doctrine (by themselves) but they obviously own and we can and should do great shit with them. Also, the above three doctrines include blackbirds and celestes of course. Never not ewar.

The Return of the Dread Cache


I woke this morning to find two contracts in Karan which contained fourteen fitted dreadnoughts. So we once again have a dread loaner cache. Whenever we take out dreads, loaners will be available. I think there’s an info graphic floating around somewhere about the procedure for checking them out. It’s pretty simple in any case.

The Bigger Picture


So NC. decided to haze ROGUE, an alliance that the CFC installed as a buffer in the drones. They’ve also finishing stomping down the umpteenth time Solar has tried to sneak back into relevance. The folks living down south are, well they’re shooting each other and nobody else much cares. Closer to home, there’s apparently some friction between BL and the CFC. Not sure exactly how it will pan out, but one thing is clear: the true winner of this war is Elo Kinght. He’s taken 750 billion ISK from goons (plus however much they’ve paid out to reimburse his losses) and he’s had free reign to shoot them at the same time. Yo booda, maybe we’re doing this alliance thing the wrong way.

6VDT-H – July 28, 19:44 Eve


If this update were posted a day ago, this is where I’d tell you about the longer term plan, the orders I’ve given to our FCs to run regular ops in EU and US timezones, how we would respond to the CFC’s recent gains and the plan for pushing them back. But we’ve got a more immediate concern. On Sunday, right in the middle of EU and US timezones, the 6VDT station exist shield reinforce. I don’t have to tell you the significance of this station. You can be sure the CFC knows it too.

Here’s the game plan. We’re forming and under no circumstances are we standing down. If we are outnumbered 50:1, still we’re going in. We’ve been told that forming for this timer is stupid, that this is exactly what the CFC wants us to do, that we are—to turn a phrase—exactly where they want us.

A smart alliance in our situation—12,000 facing off against three times that number—would probably look for other options. But we are not a smart alliance. We’re TEST. This is what we do.

Get your prophecies, your ahacs, and your armor logi ready to go. Newbros, polish up your blackbirds and your celestes. Duders with special ships, check your respective channels. And get ready for a big goddamn brawl.

– Ingen Kerr

[ TEST Forums Post ]

103 Comments

  1. Pun intended

    I guess Test Alliance Please Ignore is going to be… Tested in the fight for 6VDT-H

    July 26, 2013 at 3:50 pm Reply
    1. Kol

      YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

      July 26, 2013 at 5:01 pm Reply
  2. Disgruntled TESTie

    Unbelievably stupid. They are going to run the alliance into the
    ground. At this point, fountain is lost. We should be looking to pull
    out so we can still defend the rest of our space. Instead we are going
    in for a welp, so we will have nothing left to defend with. RETARDED,
    bring back Beffah.

    July 26, 2013 at 3:51 pm Reply
    1. Dave The Rave

      Pull back to where exactly? Delve to be hell camped?

      Please leave the thinking to your betters and concentrate on pressing F1 when told.

      July 26, 2013 at 5:59 pm Reply
    2. Another grunt

      Agreed.. morale faltering due to constant welp and no strategy

      July 26, 2013 at 6:18 pm Reply
    3. anonymous

      So you might lose a 200 mil ahac or <100 mil prophecy who cares. The alternative is losing your space without any sort of fight which in my opinion would be a worse way to go unless you go full retard and welp your supercapitals trying to save the system.

      July 26, 2013 at 6:37 pm Reply
      1. TiredOfAllTheStupid

        Supers will only be welped if PL and NC side with the CFC. Since both have sided with TEST thus far they will either stick with it, or leave for the CFC and pick up a reputation for ditching allies when they’re needed.

        July 26, 2013 at 11:05 pm Reply
        1. Bobalob

          Yeah…they already have that reputation…

          July 27, 2013 at 2:34 am Reply
  3. Alison King

    Success is not measured by what you accomplish, but by the opposition you have encountered, and the courage with which you have maintained the struggle against overwhelming odds

    July 26, 2013 at 3:59 pm Reply
    1. Rob

      It’s also measured by whether or not you exist afterwards.

      July 26, 2013 at 4:02 pm Reply
      1. Alison King

        so your saying if test dies so does its members ? i dont think ccp would allow that ROB

        July 26, 2013 at 4:13 pm Reply
        1. 2.4

          Yeah, CCP will just reset the node again in exchange for tits of a dumb TEST whore…

          Still selling sexual favors for ISK/assets like Skankchip?

          July 26, 2013 at 5:01 pm Reply
          1. Titus Veridius

            Harsh mate. Chillax.

            July 26, 2013 at 5:34 pm
          2. Dave The Rave

            You need to get out more, you take this game far to serious.

            By chance are you single?

            July 26, 2013 at 6:01 pm
        2. Dirk Hard-Peck

          LOL she changed her profile pick. Is this due to the recent idiotic decisions of popular EVE female players as of late?

          July 26, 2013 at 7:30 pm Reply
    2. Tonker

      God, you’re about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle. IT’S YOU’RE.

      July 26, 2013 at 4:53 pm Reply
    3. Actually

      umhh… No, that is not correct.
      As a matter of fact, success IS measured by whether or not you accomplished your goals.

      July 26, 2013 at 5:06 pm Reply
      1. TiredOfAllTheStupid

        Quiet you, TEST is losing, time for inspirational quotes.

        July 26, 2013 at 11:08 pm Reply
      2. Alison King

        right

        July 27, 2013 at 12:36 am Reply
  4. Devlon18

    I’m in work and kinda out of the loop.
    Did Test loose 2 station systems today without forming up for them?

    July 26, 2013 at 3:59 pm Reply
    1. dudemandude

      Yes, they did not form up last night. A ping went out stating that they will not form to defend PNQY Station.

      July 26, 2013 at 5:25 pm Reply
  5. Duh

    Who is Ingen Kerr? Booda appears every 2 weeks, installs a new mildir and says: “run this shit,” disappears again…

    July 26, 2013 at 4:13 pm Reply
  6. DrkyDrky

    Seems like TEST wants to play Helms Deep in 6vdt, best of luck to them, they’re gonna need one.

    July 26, 2013 at 4:32 pm Reply
  7. Helo Trivilent

    When 6vdt falls test falls, its the heart and they are bleeding, morale is low in test, when a
    Major corp leaves then i think 80-90% of corps will leave the. They will probs retreat to NOL before the fail cascade or after, if the cfc hits them in delve too then i think some big changes are
    Coming im unsure what will happen to tribe tho maybe a deal with cfc who knows

    July 26, 2013 at 5:31 pm Reply
  8. Lowie

    A honest update…

    July 26, 2013 at 5:39 pm Reply
  9. Fartolio

    Nice speech. Sadly nothing will happen.

    July 26, 2013 at 5:50 pm Reply
  10. Gnome

    I think we’re gonna see more of a big ‘welp’ from test.

    July 26, 2013 at 5:57 pm Reply
  11. The eye of the beholder

    Right now the CFC seems to have gained a lot of momentum. Why and how is not really that important. What’s important is that TEST & friends should choose on their actions wisely. The last few days should have shown, that fighting the CFC on their terms does not work out – one has to bring bigger numbers for that than what TEST & friends seem to be able to field atm.

    If symmetric warefare is no option, then asymmetric warefare is. Don’t raise CFC’s morale by facing them up front. Its brave, but you just get whelped and the opponent gains even more momentum. Distract the invader, make him feel unsafe – best on his home ground. Hit him where he does not expect it. Cause as much turmoil and damage on as many ‘fronts’ as possible and just fight the fights you really want/have to. Wait until the attacker loses momentum and THEN make a stand in your defence!! Temporary retreat is a basic part of this tactic too.

    July 26, 2013 at 6:00 pm Reply
    1. Fartolio

      To do dmg behind the front they need numbers. Really, i wish they go up. This way they would at least form up, and not just to undock in Karan, and dock back up in 15 minutes.

      July 26, 2013 at 6:09 pm Reply
    2. Hoverchurch

      You are assuming that Test’s intention is to continue the war for an extended period of time. It is clear to me that this fight is intended to be the last hurrah for Test in this phase of the war. Going out with a “Bang” so to speak. After this battle is over it is highly likely that some sort of diplomatic solution is worked out between the CFC and Test in the near term, and Test departs Fountain leaving the space to the CFC.

      July 26, 2013 at 6:10 pm Reply
  12. tara read

    “But we are not a smart alliance. We’re TEST. This is what we do.” Famous last words…

    July 26, 2013 at 6:10 pm Reply
    1. fycio

      HEAR OUR RALLY CRY. ” WE SUCK!”

      July 26, 2013 at 7:34 pm Reply
  13. Pregnant Wombat

    War isn’t quite over yet…. Front is being invaded, and TEST does look like they are going to lose…

    But keep in mind, anything can happen. Also TEST and Goons can both lose as well. It’s always an option. BL and NC. may stand by and let goons get the victory, or maybe they will snatch it before they get a chance to.

    I have no idea how it will turn out… but I don’t think TEST will be on top, but I’m starting to think its possible a third or fourth contender can come in and mess things up. If test loses they may join those contenders.

    July 26, 2013 at 6:18 pm Reply
  14. Test_PL_RIP

    Somebody known who is Test ?

    July 26, 2013 at 6:31 pm Reply
  15. Dutchguy

    If you should go skating
    On the thin ice of modern life
    Dragging behind you the silent reproach
    Of a million tear-stained eyes
    Don’t be surprised when a crack in the ice
    Appears under your feet.
    You slip out of your depth and out of your mind
    With your fear flowing out behind you
    As you claw the thin ice.

    Tricks and clouds from Test will get some surprice on field 😉
    Je vois tout
    DG

    July 26, 2013 at 6:34 pm Reply
    1. Guyflyshipspace

      Parasitical scum, you die so easily
      But you always have sickened me
      Your will enslaved, you grovel for more
      Soon your bowels will litter the floor

      July 26, 2013 at 9:02 pm Reply
    2. Me Innit

      Ah P/F ftw…

      July 27, 2013 at 5:20 pm Reply
  16. General G. A. Custer

    Dangling 6VDT out there as a “last stand” is such an obvious trap. It will be the grand re-entry of NC et. al. who will, if the CFC is dumb enough to fall for it, hot drop in with massive fleets. Of course, if CFC is smart, they will call in all their chips and be ready to ambush the ambushers. It could develop in the “next Asakai” that everyone is always talking about. In fact, I think everyone should log in Sunday and make their way to 6VDT for a mass free-for-all! Kill everything that moves! Who’s with me?

    July 26, 2013 at 6:36 pm Reply
    1. Pregnant Wombat

      yeah, I can see a possible 300 scenario coming out of that. Picking the right choke point systems and such. I’m not sure if it will guarantee a win, but its at least a good strategy if thats the reason why they do it.

      July 26, 2013 at 6:42 pm Reply
    2. Informer

      What? Why in gods name should NC. risk any asset at all for a lost cause? The blood is already in the water, the sharks will either ignore it or bite. NC. can easily decide what they want to do, but if it is securing a nice wallet, then they’ll headshot TEST and take Delve. Why would they want to give and risk huge amounts of ISK for an entity that has proven this week that it absolutely can’t defend it and lost – again – a significant amount due to pissed off member theft. You are really mad if you throw more money after bad money.

      NC. can decide to not participate. To fight in the north. To fight in the south against CFC or secure a stronghold in Delve for money and future fights against the CFC. They have a lot of options and quite frankly, helping TEST could at most give a bit fun but absolutely no strategic nor financial advantage.

      July 26, 2013 at 8:21 pm Reply
  17. sour

    lol u dont win with prophecies mate…

    July 26, 2013 at 6:37 pm Reply
    1. TiredOfAllTheStupid

      Yea I’ve yet to see those Prophecies pull off a win against any concept brought by the CFC.

      Whatever happened to Napocs?

      July 26, 2013 at 11:04 pm Reply
    2. dino

      There’s no way for TEST to hold the ground against CFC 2/3 fleets of mega with dreads, bomber and celesties support… But the prophecies give us good fights at least.

      July 26, 2013 at 11:58 pm Reply
  18. Dinsdale Pirannha

    I would not be surprised if test / goons broker tests’s surrender before Sunday. It is simply not good business for goons to keep this war going, and if test leadership wants any piece of the RMT action, they know that they want to stop the bloodshed asap.

    Bottom line, goons are ending up with the tightest stranglehold on T2 raw materials ever witnessed on Tranquility. When you factor in the 20% of the ice market that the goon soundwave handed null sec with pl fozzie, the RMT machine has never been stronger for the cartels that survive.

    And when you also add in phase one of the shift of T2 mfg to null sec from high sec coming with the December release, some cartel leaders are going to go from paying their mortgages with RMT to paying for their cottage, boat, and mistress as well.

    July 26, 2013 at 7:10 pm Reply
    1. Duh

      proof of rmt?

      July 26, 2013 at 7:19 pm Reply
      1. Pregnant Wombat

        we don’t need to play that dumb about it…. he’s not trying to expose the RMT scam, he’s just talking about strategy here.

        But on a real note here:

        I do believe TEST is at least constantly fighting to provide a negotiable strategy at least, so it does make sense. We know they arent going to have the cool moons Goons want, but they might be able to fight a good negotiable Stalemate for the 2nd best moons in the Game and then joining CFC

        July 26, 2013 at 7:26 pm Reply
        1. Dinsdale Pirannha

          Yeah, I imagine the big blue blanket will settle over null again very soon. Black Legion was paid off. I assume Pandemic Legion was paid off. There is simply too much territory for goons to hold, so they will parcel off stuff to test, pl, and BL, and soon everyone is rolling in cash, but goons will be the richest by far. I wonder if the cartel leaders actually claim the RMT income on their taxes.

          July 26, 2013 at 7:55 pm Reply
          1. TBH

            All I can say is if you can’t beat em join em

            July 27, 2013 at 4:29 am
          2. The industrialist

            Yes and then you can carebear all the time.

            July 28, 2013 at 12:44 am
      2. CorruptGameisCorrupt

        That fucking car you bought got cash you piece of shit. Everyone defending and denying RMT is either a fucking moron or a dev or someone partaking in it. So shut the fuck up you fucking piece of shit go fucking die.

        July 26, 2013 at 7:41 pm Reply
        1. 2.4

          Nigger sounds angry that he doesn’t have their hand in the RMT table!

          July 26, 2013 at 7:49 pm Reply
          1. CorruptGameisCorrupt

            Holy shit i was just busy replying to your post where you where busy denying that real money transfer of in game assets.

            Go fucking die in a fire.

            July 26, 2013 at 8:03 pm
          2. 2.4

            You must have a fetish of people dying.

            July 26, 2013 at 8:18 pm
          3. CorruptGameisCorrupt

            I love you, please dont die :) XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

            July 26, 2013 at 8:57 pm
          4. CorruptGameisCorrupt

            Nigger? Don’t be making fun of black people you fucking Jew boy. Let me tell you about your people, they’re nothing but a parasite race. All they know how to do is manipulate others. They go to their special school that us “sheep and cattle” don’t have access to where they get though how to manipulate people from grade 0. Even in the face of their own extinction the Jews did not fight. Why?? Because they refuse to do any honest labor, even if defending themselves. And unfortunately their powers on manipulation didn’t work against the German people for long, they got exposed for the parasites that they where. Sadly Jew controlled America put an end to Hitler but only after filling their pockets with profits from profiteering on the war and the death of their own people. Now they use the holocaust as a weapon, ever time someone tries to expose them for what they are they just scream holocaust and automatically get everyone’s sympathy and now the person trying to expose them quickly becomes the bad guy, the anti-Semite.

            July 26, 2013 at 10:09 pm
          5. alu1208

            well that escalated quickly

            July 26, 2013 at 10:52 pm
          6. TiredOfAllTheStupid
            July 26, 2013 at 11:12 pm
          7. CorruptGameisCorrupt

            Sorry to take so long to reply. I was busy shaving my head, admiring me blue eyes in the mirror and jacking off to pictures of Adolf Hitler.

            July 27, 2013 at 1:21 am
          8. 2.4

            “Sorry to take so long to reply. I was busy putting my hair into cornrolls, admiring my welfare check on my bag of crack and jacking off to pictures of hoes.”

            Fixed that for ya!

            July 27, 2013 at 3:14 am
          9. Shocked and saddened

            Wow…am I reading EVE News or am I on a white supremicist website and should tread carefully? Your hate for Jews is pretty nasty. I thought that phase of social hatred was over 60 years ago. Ignorance is bliss I guess. Expressing your opinions behind a keyboard is cowardice. Send me your address and we can talk about your hatred man to man. I just want to see if you have the balls. People like you are what hinders progress in this world.

            July 27, 2013 at 7:50 am
          10. Ezreal

            I reported that thread to the internet authority.

            July 27, 2013 at 7:52 am
          11. kadeshi grunt

            dude unacceptale . AND P.S NOTHING to say TIHS DUdE IS WHITE due to racist comments.

            July 27, 2013 at 9:48 pm
        2. Nub Pubbie

          Everyone thinking that all alliance leaders run RMT empires are probably those same crazies that say the government has weather control machines and mind control chips implanted in people.

          The fact that RMT exists in this game is undeniable, but I would be shocked if in reality it operates at even 1/10th of the level the tin foil toters claim it does.

          July 26, 2013 at 8:55 pm Reply
        3. alu1208

          greed is good right didnt ccp coin that phrase

          July 26, 2013 at 10:50 pm Reply
    2. CorruptGameisCorrupt

      Agreed this was done purposely, guess CCP doesn’t pay their devs all that much so they need to skim off the top. Bottom like is its a corrupt little company and eventually it will bite them in the ass. The people of Iceland have shown us just how corrupt they all are when they deregulated their banking industry and robbed the working class. With a bit of luck they will fall flat on their faces with no replacement for eve and get wiped out of existence for ripping off countless paying players.

      July 26, 2013 at 7:39 pm Reply
  19. -Foxnews-

    Stop welping….
    Stop brining knife’s to gun fights…
    Stop using Bombers…..100 welp bombers for 1 kill…seriously shame on you.
    Stop defending Fountain while your at it and safe isk for Delve.
    Stop believing you can stop the CFC altogether…

    There are sharks swimming around smelling mountains of isk that Test doesnt seem to utilize for fighting wars.
    your sitting on a gold mine and your leaders are begging for your donations…..
    There is something terribly wrong up there.

    July 26, 2013 at 8:01 pm Reply
    1. CorruptGameisCorrup

      Oh please, test leadership already made plans with goons to get a cut of the profits. It painfully obvious but line members on both sides love the taste of the urine filled kool-aid and beg for more like dirty little whores. “Oh please Booda and mittens piss on us more and tell us, oh please tell us the story of raining one more time, just once more before bed please.!!” Look at all the kids running these alliance and coalitoions they’re all rich jew nerds, and since they are jews they need to figure out how to make money in RL while playing a game. They can’t just play, they wouldn’t be able to sit down to have a meal if they didn’t send all they scamming to make a profit.

      July 26, 2013 at 8:10 pm Reply
      1. Aonus_the_blaster_maniac

        u sound like an angry broke player. maybe u can learn from them instead of just being an angry penis..

        July 26, 2013 at 9:15 pm Reply
        1. CorruptGameisCorrup

          Yea I bet you think about penises a lot don’t you, you fucking faggot.

          July 26, 2013 at 9:45 pm Reply
          1. Stupi

            you damn anti-semitist, go out and fuck youre
            goat again.

            July 26, 2013 at 10:14 pm
          2. CorruptGameisCorrupt

            I would have replied but i was tattooing a swastika on my forehead. This in turn will make me unemployable so then I can really bitch about how the evil Jews are keeping me down.

            July 27, 2013 at 1:23 am
          3. Aonus_the_blaster_maniac

            sounds like i hurt your feelings. you should maybe go play My Little Pony Online.

            July 26, 2013 at 10:19 pm
          4. CorruptGameisCorrup

            You did. I was too busy chetching to replay immediately. Chetching: Crying while masturbating.

            July 27, 2013 at 1:29 am
          5. tara read

            Penis? WHERE!? Oh look it’s in ur butt! Better watch out. I’m a booty hunter and that includes men…. FAG.

            July 27, 2013 at 1:58 am
    2. The Guy Behind The Guy

      stop watching Fox News and maybe your IQ will increase.

      July 26, 2013 at 9:44 pm Reply
  20. Nullibro

    So funny to see all those CFC sympathisers telling Test that their alliance will vanish. As if loosing half a region means the end of an alliance. Clearly, CFC does not want to see this war drag on for another month.

    July 26, 2013 at 9:14 pm Reply
    1. Little Bee

      Actualy we wanted a war to remember.
      Where both sides gave it their all they got.
      But after 4 or 5 crushing victory’s they all run away :(

      July 27, 2013 at 3:40 pm Reply
      1. Unconvinced

        So is that why Mittens told you to blueball the enemy fleets when you were getting your ass handed to you?

        July 27, 2013 at 11:07 pm Reply
        1. Convinced Now?

          Blueballing the enemy fleets is actually a valid tactic. An awesome one in fact.

          You let the other guy throw out dozens, if not hundreds of rage pings to get a huge fleet together, at a terrible hour, then when they form up, you deny them the fight.

          Rinse and repeat.
          Suddenly, when the rage pings go out, noone responds anymore.
          I fail to see how that is any less honorable than having every single cap and supercap fleet stand by to force one side not to bring in caps and only fight with battleship, cruisers, and frigs.
          Don’t forget, even with no caps on the field, and with hundreds of carriers and blap dreads against them, the Goons still kicked the shit out of test and friends.

          July 28, 2013 at 12:02 am Reply
          1. Blueballing ftw

            Blueballing is not a matter of honor/dishonor. It was simply that the CFC bit off more then they could chew and had to stay docked. They then got lucky due to some internal issues nulli had.

            Now they have their whole coalition against a single alliance so they don’t blueball anymore.

            July 28, 2013 at 12:40 am
          2. Chew Bakka

            Bit off more than they could chew? Looks pretty well chewed up right now doesn’t it? Nulli’s “some internal issues” were a good excuse to get their capital assets out of Fountain. Their ISK pond was getting sucked dry trying to fund the trillions of ISK that Goons were destroying a month.
            Why don’t you look at the killboards? That is not ONE alliance against the CFC. It’s dozens. They are just not dumb enough to put their supers back into this fight.

            July 28, 2013 at 4:07 pm
          3. Blueballing ftw

            That is some interesting revisionist history.
            Nulli has always been full strength in fountain and the whole the whole loss of sov bit was just an excuse to run from the mighty cfc???? Yeah ok.
            CFC has been beating up on test. And that’s pretty good for a coalition like cfc, congrats. But don’t keep pretending you won against all of eve because the brief time test and friends focused on fountain CFC stayed docked and did operation blueball.

            July 28, 2013 at 5:25 pm
          4. Ani Querstians
            July 29, 2013 at 3:58 am
  21. Don't count TEST

    Prediction:

    After Solar is cleaned up the N3 will focus on Rogue.

    The press states that N3 will be heading back to fountain. They won’t be. They will continue on moving into CFC space opening up a second front and endangering the Goons much softer allies and hind quarters, very likely assisted by 401k.

    TEST will suddenly out of no where be able to field fleets that no one thought they had. Perhaps the lack of ISK may have been overblown?

    At the very moment the CFC pauses, TEST and PL will attack from fountain taking back space and starting the role up.

    The Black legion will wait until one of the larger more critical fights is in progress and the CFC are committed to it to turn on them and cause the single largest CFC defeat of the war.

    A call to arms will go out to any and all players, corps and alliances that have even a slightest grudge against the CFC. You will hear about it in the forums, in blogs, on this news site, it podcasts, in Jita local and elsewhere.

    The Dog pile starts as even care bear players want to be known as playing a part in the defeat of the CFC.

    The CFC will offer Solar and other Russian alliances large amounts of ISK an territories in order to join the war on their side and stem the bleeding. Not wanting to anger the obvious new lords of Null, they will decline in favor of securing space and NIP’s from N3/PL/TEST.

    CFC allies start to change sides.

    VFK Burns within 2 months.

    Mittens Rage Quits. :)

    July 27, 2013 at 12:28 am Reply
    1. scskc

      haha you are id.t

      Test is RIp now.

      July 27, 2013 at 1:23 am Reply
    2. CorruptGameisCorrup

      And then Jesus himself will come down from the clouds and fire a lightning bulb straight into the anus of Mittens….

      July 27, 2013 at 1:31 am Reply
    3. Forest Troll

      Prophetic gifting missused haha. But that is a wild swing all things considered. Cease speculation friend and come join the CFC 😉

      July 27, 2013 at 1:32 am Reply
    4. All of these partys you just listed attempted this dog pile in Fountain and are in the process of losing… the resistance now is a bunch of talwars being hunted like roaming gangs in OUR space, which is quite funny since most of the space still has the ticker, TEST [Incapacitated].

      July 27, 2013 at 5:10 am Reply
    5. jarhead

      “Mittens Rage Quits”
      should read “mittens cashes out”

      n3 should sell VFK to solar now

      July 27, 2013 at 7:04 am Reply
    6. Little Bee

      A man and his dream :)

      I think we might march all the way to Noll, shoulnt be to hard with Test totaly demorilized.

      Then we aim for the East and keep trucking till there is no N3 to be seen.

      PL will drop N3 as they only give a shit about winning.

      CFC can then sell Drone Regions back to the Russians while N3 needs to evac further to the south.

      Maybe they can beat up Dinner Sqaudron or whatever they are called and take their space.

      Praying the CFC stops in the East and doesnt keep trucking trough all of null sec to chase down the Elite coalition that needed to run away from Fountain to safe their face before every pilot in Eve knows what a jokers they are !

      This scenerio is much more likely.
      I know its all fiction, but your story has to much IF IF IF IF IF, while mine is more like Shall we do it ?
      Who can you batphone more ?
      N3ST was beaten to pulp – They needed to fly fucking cruisers as battleships where to expensive ^^

      And i think Elo Knight has way to much fun on our side, we shower them with isk, give them SRP, they made themselves Revenant !!!
      Black Legion even reseted The Retirement Club and are taking their moons away !!!
      Once you fly with the cool guys there is no way you leave again !

      Hilarious posting aside, This war ended way to soon :(

      July 27, 2013 at 3:36 pm Reply
    7. Konrad

      This sounds exactly the same as the wishful thinking of a certain german dictator in his bunker in Berlin in April 1945. The fact is all these alliances fighting CFC already had their chance and they failed. Nulli, PL and NC had no real interest in helping Test. Test Alliance has shown to the rest of Eve they cannot even defend their own and to think they could even start a war of conquest is just laughable.

      July 28, 2013 at 6:59 am Reply
  22. TBH

    People hate the goons so much but seems they are the most powerful and best in the game.

    July 27, 2013 at 4:38 am Reply
    1. Exodus
      July 27, 2013 at 5:43 am Reply
  23. NotaGoonShill

    FELLOW NULLI GRUNTS – you need to act quickly to rip off your SRP programs and corp assets. Nulli is going to disband, you may as well do it on your terms rather than goons terms.

    July 27, 2013 at 4:57 am Reply
  24. jarhead

    for some reason this video made me think of TESTs position in fountain

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i58u9wtJ4NQ

    July 27, 2013 at 6:57 am Reply
  25. Little Bee

    I pretty obvious that with N3ST + PL versus the CFC would going to be a long long meatgrinding war.
    NCdot dint want to throw all that isk in a war where there is nothing to gain and everything to lose.
    Test woulnt stand a chanse alone, and they knew it.
    They also knew once PL and NCdot bailed the war was over.
    Flying cruisers verus battleships is not how you win wars or retake systems.
    Or make progression to stall the invading forces.
    Its more for gutfights then anything else.

    CFC made it clear that they would fight to the death for Fountain as our whole future depend on it.
    It would be a trench war with heavy grinding and losses for both sides.
    Progress made 1 day could totaly go the other way the next day.

    it could have taken a year or longer
    If N3 would have gone balls deep and drain the warchest they would be very weak for other attacks.
    They bailed out of the war for their own future,
    They are prolly making preperations for a CFC invasion this winter.

    You know once CFC turns their eye on something they go ballsdeep.

    With heavy losses and losing limbs they keep marching forwards untill there is nothing left in the warchest and all warbonds are sold,
    With Fountain won and only structures to grind the CFC can start prepping for hopefully a serious war.
    Where both sides wont bail and both sides go ballsdeep.

    Whatever happens Test will be playing a major role in the next war, they show that if all stars line up and their warchest is filled they can field wicked numbers.
    Testies had a rough year in both leadership and very bad decisions.
    Once they can sort that shit out you can not rule Test out as a minor player.
    Those 1000 dudes are terrible to fight against :)

    Lets see what the near future brings.

    I hope we turn east this winter and get ourselves involved in some real war that last longer then 1 month.

    July 27, 2013 at 6:27 pm Reply
  26. RMT online

    why is it TEST is almost alone against CFC+allies? Don’t be spupid, that is real money bribes by the Mittani earned from his RMTs… Mittani destroying EVE or as some allready call it: “Mittani online”.

    July 27, 2013 at 8:46 pm Reply
  27. Gary Steuernagel

    sorry but when the goons entire fountain and delve, i will be quitt the game… why test is almost alone against cfc ?… common guys… i pay 100€ to that player who change the war ^^ and kick stupid goons/cfc ass

    July 28, 2013 at 1:25 am Reply
    1. Little Bee

      One day Gary when a new kind of coalition is born and are run by a competend coalition leader The CFC might get to fight for survivial.
      I am CFC, i to wanted a war where we are put to the “Test” and need to fight for survival.

      actualy Fountain is our lifeline.
      Without it we cannot afford a luxe lifestyle.

      A Carrier in every booth
      Best SRP in the game
      Newbro programs
      The best spy’s in game
      Hire The Revenant Legion, i mean black Legion ^^
      You name it and its almost all related to ingame wealth.
      The Mittani takes care of each and every member of the alliance.
      He leads a coalition as no1 has ever done before.
      Untill a coalition is born with equal infra structure and equal leadership skills from top to bottom, it will be extremely hard to take us down.

      HBC + PL + N3 – a year ago could have done it, there had numbers hitting around 47000 while the CFC had roughly 30000.
      But much like this war PL stopped it from happening.
      Fountain war PL did fight for a week or something before pullin their forces out and go on a summer break.

      Maybe this winter ?
      Who can tell :)

      July 28, 2013 at 7:05 am Reply
  28. Fartolio
    July 28, 2013 at 4:34 am Reply
  29. Guess

    you fight a defensive war you loose every time, look at history, basicly test have 3 choices, bend over and pass CFC the lube, evac and gtfo and lastly HIT CFC in their home spaces.

    July 28, 2013 at 3:48 pm Reply
    1. guess jeans

      Guess again. Home space has been defended many times. Only… before you got here I guess.

      July 28, 2013 at 3:53 pm Reply

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