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Goon Jabber:

(05:08:31 PM) directorbot: A TEST Logi director just went rogue and stole everything in their Logi hangars in Karan, NOL, K-6 and 6VDT, all gone. It seems like the leadership of TEST are officially abandoning ship and grabbing everything not nailed down.
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(05:11:57 PM) directorbot: FYI: Letting Baki Yuku into your alliance is almost as hazardous to its health as letting Gevlon Goblin manage your finances.
Blawrf McTaggart > why’d you burn?
xxx > Nevver really fit in. just did stuff for the sense of doing it
xxx > straw that broke the camel’s back was baki telling me to stop being poor
Blawrf McTaggart > hahahahaha
xxx > and they kicked chimeras out of slowcats
xxx > so i had nothing to do anymore
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Update

*** This was a broadcast from the_mittani to all-all at 2013-07-25 22:11:57.813996 EVE, replies are not monitored ***
(4:31:47 PM) directorbot: TEST reaction from the theft:

Good morning ladies and gentlemen.

If you hadn’t heard already, WE DUN BEEN ROBBED!

Again.

Seems someone took off with the Logi hanger. I have no idea what kind of stuff is actually in logi hangers, but I imagine fuel, relevant ships, pos and sov modules, etc etc.

It wasn’t a big haul and certainly doesn’t cripple us — it’s more "well, that sucks" and will be a pain in the ass for logi dudes. But I figured you should find out here rather than one of the less reputable sources available.

As to who it was, we apparently know, but until someone important says for sure, I’m not going to start throwing around names.

Have a good day.

:staredog: SENT BY Zverofaust to All online allies @ 2013-07-25 22:28:53 EVE Time :staredog:

*** This was a broadcast from the_mittani to all-all at 2013-07-25 22:31:50.591229 EVE, replies are not monitored ***
(4:36:28 PM) directorbot: The REALITY of the theft:

http://evepraisal.com/estimate/378037 Karan
http://evepraisal.com/estimate/378047 K-6
http://evepraisal.com/estimate/378048 NOL
http://evepraisal.com/estimate/378053 6VDT

130b, which isn’t the largest heist in history, but it’s a total wipeout of everything TEST’s logi had in their staging stations.

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Discuss…

– R

130 Comments

  1. Tim

    Dear TEST
    Thanks for playing.
    Regards.
    CFC

    July 25, 2013 at 11:35 pm Reply
    1. ex tribe test

      you job is not done kick tribe in the nuts and i will serve for all time .

      July 26, 2013 at 7:08 am Reply
      1. Tribble

        <— Here's a shotgun. See if you can figure that out you weak ass faggot.

        July 26, 2013 at 10:55 am Reply
      2. GrouchyOldGamer

        Tribe have nuts?

        July 26, 2013 at 10:56 am Reply
  2. Fiberton

    You NEVER bet on a young horse as an old horse as been around the track many many more times.

    July 25, 2013 at 11:38 pm Reply
  3. GrouchyOldGamer

    130bn ISK in tower.SBU stuff, not a bad haul.

    July 25, 2013 at 11:38 pm Reply
    1. bads being bad

      Well, TBH the ISK value is not that great, I mean we’ve had worse corp thefts around. The problematic part is the fact that it was in logistics materials (towers, fuels, SBUs etc.) which take a lot of space and transporting new ones to the front will be a PITA.

      July 26, 2013 at 12:03 am Reply
      1. Shogg

        And also the fact that TEST was already asking for personal donations to fund the war effort. Logistics generally are something they can’t just not replace. So that’s another 130 bil they are going to have to find that they could have put to SRF

        July 26, 2013 at 1:52 am Reply
  4. Jesus Christ

    Fail cascade in 3….1……0

    July 25, 2013 at 11:40 pm Reply
    1. Mathematics

      U forgotten about 2 . Facepalm

      July 26, 2013 at 9:58 am Reply
      1. Jesus Christ

        By the rate test is being humiliated 2 doesn’t have space in the countdown.

        July 26, 2013 at 1:25 pm Reply
  5. GrouchyOldGamer

    There is a pattern here. Goblin posts; something shit happens to TEST.

    I’ll telling you he’s a GIA plant – maybe the best ever.

    July 25, 2013 at 11:44 pm Reply
  6. NoirWolf

    My guess is Mittens got scared of Test’s “isk for the war effort” pilot donation system and pinged the Test leadership for weaknesses, unluckily for Test he found one.

    July 25, 2013 at 11:46 pm Reply
  7. Guest
    July 25, 2013 at 11:47 pm Reply
  8. Guest
    July 25, 2013 at 11:47 pm Reply
  9. Guest
    July 25, 2013 at 11:48 pm Reply
  10. Tomahawk72

    The CFC isnt just killing test, Test is killing themselves

    July 25, 2013 at 11:48 pm Reply
    1. lol

      more like cfc is throwing everything they can at them before nc. and pl come back

      July 25, 2013 at 11:52 pm Reply
      1. GrouchyOldGamer

        help us Vince Kenobi you’re our only hope…..

        July 25, 2013 at 11:54 pm Reply
        1. Dirk Hard-Peck

          lol

          July 26, 2013 at 3:28 pm Reply
      2. Kent

        The only way this is true is if CFC is that bored of fighting TEST they want to be done with it. Which is VERY possible, but CFC still has another gear or two. It is a shame on one hand we haven’t got to see it yet, it might prevent/delay future wars if people see it. But on the other hand, I hope someone steps up to take care of the blue balls TEST left us with.

        July 26, 2013 at 1:38 am Reply
        1. Barkaway

          Thats kinda funny cause before N3 and friends had to go back home, goons werent really getting anywhere, its only after they left that things happen fast, so yes they want to get as much done as possible because they know if they dont they are gonna get slowed down later..

          July 26, 2013 at 3:16 am Reply
          1. Sa Da Tay

            Apparently you don’t know how sov warfare works.

            Educate yourself before you say something that pathetically stupid again.

            It was fantastic, in the beginning, with everyone standing by with supers, preventing the CFC from using caps. ANY caps.

            But that is also where the first signs appeared that the Goons were not going to break.

            It was absolutely chilling to see Goon subcaps not only holding their own, but slaughtering entire subcap fleets who were under the protection of more than 100 slow cats. Without a single Goon cap on the field. How in the hell could that happen?

            This is why everything broke down. We were all told that Goons would not be able to keep their people logging in with numbers. That they were “about to get shit on”.

            Apparently Goons know how to shit back.

            To say that it became harder and harder to keep logging in only to get slaughtered over and over again is a clear understatement. Promises of more help, more ISK, Goons getting weary, etc. None of it ever materialized. Finally, when it became obvious that only a few of Test’s own pilots were even bothering anymore and that the “Elite Forces” of Nulli were losing fleets even harder than the Test FCs, it became time to look for greener pastures. Hell, even Test’s blops gang retreated to npc Pure Blind to hang out with the Mordus fags!

            The talk in the region is no longer about how Goons are going to get shit on. It’s about how Test doesn’t even deserve to survive. I’m guessing that if Goons don’t care enough to finish Test off, it will happen at the hands of someone else.

            This whole sorry ordeal has proven two things beyond a shadow of a doubt.

            Test is not, and never was, able to take on the CFC.

            And, you cannot win a war like this by only using your supers to deny caps to your enemy. You still have to kill his subcaps and that must be done with larger, better organized subcap fleets.

            The terror factor has allowed PL to push a lot of folks around by merely threatening the use of gigantic super fleets to steam roll them. But a well organized enemy of several thousand shitty torp bombers could deny PL every ISK making asset they have with very few losses. Add some tackle and a few batphone bros, and you would see those supers logging in a hell of a lot less.

            All that said, Fountain was fun for a while. Well worth the billions I sacrificed to play there.

            July 26, 2013 at 6:23 am
          2. GrouchyOldGamer

            Only NC. bounced back not the rest of N3.

            July 26, 2013 at 8:17 am
      3. Duh

        nc and pl are not coming back hth

        July 26, 2013 at 3:17 am Reply
  11. Anonymous

    For the love of god someone put this pubbie alliance out of their misery quickly… They have been humiliated enough by Glevon as it is…

    July 25, 2013 at 11:49 pm Reply
  12. Aonus_the_blaster_maniac

    Shit happens TEST, pick yourselves up and keep chugging

    July 25, 2013 at 11:50 pm Reply
  13. bad idea

    Well, TBH this guy is at least right about one thing. Baki Yuki is a class A faggot. He’s been one when he was RA pet (before and after they got defeated by -A-). He was so despised by parts of -A- that were planning to awox his shit even after he became blue. We infiltrated his corp and things were ready to go but at the last minute it got shut down because of ‘higher interests’ (ie. the Delve war vs. HBC started). No one was surprised when he jumped ship after the first volleys were exchanged. He ended up in TEST where he’s been poisoning people (I’m sure he’s still botting and probably RMTing, but I dunno if he pulled in more people in TEST). Again we were forced to collaborate with him, now in PL, and if there’s one thing that would dissuade me from helping TEST it would be having to deal with him.

    So yeah, on some level I understand this logi director. I bet Baki Yuki was an ass toward him, in his usual style. However alienating your logi directors is a big mistake because they are the ones that make things happen. Bad idea…

    July 25, 2013 at 11:53 pm Reply
    1. lolscrub

      confirming that baki and his entire entourage are full of shit from personal experience. i lol´d hard when i saw this faggot climb up the ranks in test.

      you just need to see the guy irl to understand his assheaded behavior. if he isn´t one pathetic basement dwelling lonely spacenerd, i don´t know who is.

      July 26, 2013 at 12:22 pm Reply
  14. Guest

    http://evepraisal.com/estimate/378037 Karanhttp://evepraisal.com/estimate/378047 K-6http://evepraisal.com/estimate/378048 NOLhttp://evepraisal.com/estimate/378053 6VDT

    July 25, 2013 at 11:55 pm Reply
    1. Mr Obv

      dude, we dont care. srsly

      July 25, 2013 at 11:56 pm Reply
  15. Turd

    TEST was already begging for donations. Looks like the survivor types are jumping ship. I am guessing that there are a flurry of comments from leadership trying to save face in this daily face-palming and the knowledge by everyone in Eve Online, except for the truly blind, that TEST has lost. But, like everyone else, I hope TEST continues to drag their members through the mud.

    July 26, 2013 at 12:08 am Reply
  16. Gary Steuernagel

    the_mittani has betray all cfc alliances.. he swear help and send fleets but there was no help and cobald edge&co is fallen.

    fuck off the goons

    July 26, 2013 at 12:45 am Reply
    1. Spectral Beef Warrior

      Uhh, what?

      July 26, 2013 at 1:09 am Reply
    2. Rusty Boon

      you do know there is a war going on in the opposite side of the map right?

      July 26, 2013 at 1:35 am Reply
    3. Observer

      whaddafuck are you doing in cobalt edge? the war is in fountain. cant help stoooopit

      July 26, 2013 at 3:30 am Reply
    4. Luwc

      your name is gary . your english looks like achmed.

      July 26, 2013 at 8:00 am Reply
      1. Absolutely Disgusting

        Right, because every country that doesn’t speak English speaks achmed (sic)? Congratulations, you have instantly become the most racist fuckstick on the internet. Please refrain from having children and die quickly please.

        July 26, 2013 at 10:06 am Reply
        1. Luwc

          No thank you ivan.

          July 29, 2013 at 10:31 am Reply
    5. Forgive__Me

      You must be new around here …

      July 26, 2013 at 9:31 am Reply
  17. swift kick to the change purse

    So you have no spare towers, fuel, tower mods, or SBU’s. Also Goblin talked all those people into donating a lot less than 130 bill. So… is the war over now??

    July 26, 2013 at 12:47 am Reply
  18. SM

    Still no news on the shittani.

    Bravo riv!

    July 26, 2013 at 12:56 am Reply
    1. random dude

      um…did you see where those “quotes” / text of the article came from????

      July 26, 2013 at 1:44 am Reply
      1. SM

        I am talking about the site you dense degenerate.

        July 26, 2013 at 1:46 am Reply
        1. Shogg

          They C/P the pings and put discuss. Riverini isn’t fucking Murrow stop patting them on the back for doing literally 15 seconds of work.

          July 26, 2013 at 1:50 am Reply
          1. SM

            …and yet THE OTHER site didn’t do even that.

            Props to riv.

            July 26, 2013 at 1:54 am
          2. Shogg

            Probably because they are waiting to post an actual report.

            July 26, 2013 at 1:56 am
          3. SM

            You should try spinning, that’s a nice trick!

            July 26, 2013 at 1:58 am
          4. Shogg

            I don’t need to spin. This was a pretty crappy loss for TEST. No need to spin that unless you are TEST.

            July 26, 2013 at 1:59 am
          5. SM

            No. I meant they way you backtracked your statement and went from “en24 has done nothing” to “lol they have done something, but it’s actually pathetic since the other site is waiting to post a top quality article” when shown that even this is way more than what the other site has done.

            …but the over defensive way you reacted toward that spinning jab is quite amusing and dare I say telling.

            2/10 if actually this stupid
            7/10 if troll

            July 26, 2013 at 2:04 am
          6. Observer

            So only TEST can spin their pathetic victories? Well fuck you. Im gonna to spin it around my dick like a fucking get to my chuppa

            July 26, 2013 at 3:28 am
          7. Shogg

            But dear boy, the CFC is clearly not losing this war. TEST is.

            July 26, 2013 at 11:47 pm
          8. Solai

            Confirmed. TMC has posted it with a little bit more meat, and some actual work put in. First post worst post.

            July 26, 2013 at 3:27 am
  19. wilson

    TEST is not losing fast enough…

    July 26, 2013 at 12:59 am Reply
  20. Billbo

    lolollloolllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllll

    July 26, 2013 at 1:18 am Reply
  21. Inigo Montoya

    TEST has us right where they want us…. clutching our sides laughing hilariously!

    July 26, 2013 at 1:48 am Reply
  22. DIE TEST

    man will test just roll over and die all ready, so we can get to the main war, i mean shit, the only reason its TEST this TEST that is because there names on the space, we all know the moment the wars done, if its not goons evicting test it will be PL/NC/N3 evicting test and dividing the space.

    so lets get this over with, test give your sov to PL, NC, and N3 so we can let the big boys play….

    July 26, 2013 at 2:09 am Reply
  23. Test/PL-Rip

    TEST who is this ?

    July 26, 2013 at 2:25 am Reply
    1. Kent

      Just another name on the pile of ones who thought they could beat GoonWaffe. History will not remember them.

      July 26, 2013 at 5:18 am Reply
    2. Luwc

      I think they used to be Band of Brothers or IT Alliance . I can’t recall.

      July 26, 2013 at 7:59 am Reply
  24. Tara Read

    LOL. Test robbed and Goblin is used as a joke in an interview. Made my night. May as well grab what you can if you got roles Testes, before there isnt anything else to grab.

    Delicious.

    July 26, 2013 at 3:33 am Reply
    1. Jesus Christ

      I smell goblin is mittens alt.

      July 26, 2013 at 1:31 pm Reply
      1. tara read

        Impossible Jesus! Mittens is way too cordial in his writings. Like a poet and his pen is a bee colored dildo. :p

        July 27, 2013 at 2:03 am Reply
  25. Duh

    More donations pls

    July 26, 2013 at 4:09 am Reply
  26. cabult

    Lmfoa test people don’t want to fight this war any more there taking what they can and getting out

    July 26, 2013 at 5:27 am Reply
  27. Fartolio

    Lol, this guy isn’t poor anymore, rofl…

    July 26, 2013 at 5:43 am Reply
  28. Red Orchestra

    Somebody save TEST from its misery. Shoot the dog already!

    July 26, 2013 at 7:46 am Reply
  29. Rene Winther

    “xxx > straw that broke the camel’s back was baki telling me to stop being poor”

    made me lol

    July 26, 2013 at 7:46 am Reply
  30. Luwc

    at this point I would like to thank test for their R64’s , Tribe for their welps, Nulli for giving us new best enemies, BL for having the balls to be neutral, NC. for the ~good fites~ and Molle for the lols.
    Thank you for making Fountain a fun place to invade.

    July 26, 2013 at 8:04 am Reply
    1. Titus Veridius

      Sure. Pretty much everyone has neutrals they employ help with counter-spy activities. I mean, why wouldn’t you?

      July 26, 2013 at 8:16 am Reply
    2. Balls

      What does being neutral have to do with having balls??? Being neutral is more on the side of having no balls at all. And BL got paid to be neutral. So BL sold their balls for ISK

      July 26, 2013 at 3:43 pm Reply
      1. Luwc

        it means that you can get sandwhiched . something you prolly have expierence with.

        July 29, 2013 at 7:47 am Reply
  31. Little Bee

    For an Alliance that needs to beg for donations this is a pretty big deal.

    Keep acting tuff Test Leaders, it isthis same lackluster behavior what have brought you to the end of the cliff.

    Its no big deal right ?, but coulnt SRP 40 billion isk for Testies that kept losing Rohks and payed them from own pockets.

    Test Members please go find a better home, you guys dont deserve to be leaded by these incompetend retarded mongoloids.

    The whole leadership of Test is delusional and rotten, abandon ship and go look for better pastures, Eve can be alot more fun.

    July 26, 2013 at 8:43 am Reply
    1. -_-

      I agree with most everything you said, indeed it is a big deal to a alliance that needs donations.
      keep in mind though the leadership must spin the truth in a way that benefits them, true for every alliance, especially one in dire straights, keep up the moral as it were.
      It looks as if Goon swarm will remain the uncontested super power of eve for the near future, Eve is going to a nap fest again with the only wars that happen will be one sided rapes. Perhaps CCP’s move after next will be to remove moon goo entirely and make it mine able everywhere. (one can only hope)

      July 26, 2013 at 9:49 am Reply
      1. Little Bee

        Oh no your totaly wrong, N3 will be next on the plate.
        After all they said and done we cant let those dogs run free again.
        I cant say if CFC will go for Dalve or N3 goes for Delve, either way the contend for this winter is alrady in the stew.

        N3 + renting RMT empire is going to be burned.

        July 26, 2013 at 11:31 am Reply
        1. -_-

          If it was anyone in the game but PL or Goons I would say it was a guarantee. As is Mittins is a very pacifistic individual so long as things go his way, and as is looks like he has his new moons which was the target. Looking back at previous actions once the new moons are his he would prefer thunder domes, after all why would someone take a risk when they already own the table? Besides N3 is an opponent that will NOT die so easily (do not misunderstand me thinking I am saying N3 might win I have little doubt anything less than a breakup of CFC would be their downfall at this time) but grudges are things idiots put before good business and though I hate mitts guts for what he has done to the game I would not be foolish enough to claim him an idiot. I hope I am wrong perhaps he will see N3 as a potential future threat and decide to take some swings now. But make no mistake if he does, It will not be simply for grudges sake.

          July 26, 2013 at 12:12 pm Reply
    2. indy

      i agree with some of the things you said, BUT eve doesn’t get more fun than when u fly with test, its far from genuine awesomeness but I don’t know a better alternative for pilots like me who are pretty bad and for some reason chose to keep playing this badly managed game, i spent some time in the cfc block too, comparable cool spirit of people but more slavery, so… still test is or used to be the coolest alliance with most freedoms

      July 26, 2013 at 11:24 am Reply
  32. The capsules!

    Why the capsules?

    NOT THE CAPSULES!!!

    July 26, 2013 at 9:14 am Reply
  33. RIP

    RIP

    July 26, 2013 at 9:16 am Reply
  34. eX...

    o F*** they lost exotic dancers, homeles test :((( with no girls

    July 26, 2013 at 9:50 am Reply
    1. Rene Winther

      If the thief has any dignity he would give TEST back the exotic dancers, stealing 130B is one thing, but you just don’t steal another mans exotic dancers.

      July 26, 2013 at 11:09 am Reply
  35. Alison King

    A wise man once said, every downfall is another opportunity to get back up and fight.

    July 26, 2013 at 10:28 am Reply
    1. 2.4

      Another wise man once said: Get on your knees and suck the cock you dumb TEST whore…

      TITS or GTFO!

      July 26, 2013 at 2:18 pm Reply
      1. Alison King

        i would but you cock to small to pick up , id need some microsurgery equipment to pick your cock up but alas unless you pay me, 2.4 your cocks better being rubbed with a bit of sandpaper

        July 26, 2013 at 4:59 pm Reply
        1. Lowie

          match made of heaven you 2

          July 26, 2013 at 5:42 pm Reply
  36. Aricas

    Well, if we don’t know who it was what dun tha theft, I’m sure we’ll figure it out when CFC gains another director. Or CFC is revealed as the traitor’s hand-holder. Or when it is revealed that a CFC member actually did it using an alt.

    I have no doubt whatsoever that the CFC was involved in this at some stage. Their roster reads like a population survey for the Mos Eisley spaceport.

    July 26, 2013 at 11:47 am Reply
  37. Finally done

    Why is it that Goons just can’t win anything straight, there’s
    always something form of metagame bollocks ranging to the blatant exploit.

    This stinks yet again of Goons, as was the hacked (real life
    illegal activity) N3 account to drop the sov to stop the enemy at the gates in
    fountain. Buying off BL to stop them getting stomped on 2 fronts, crashing VFK
    last time it was under attack to save their skin, imploding HBC by forcing
    Shad’s hand and the years of forum whining to nerf anything they couldn’t use
    because of simply being retarded.

    Why in a game which is meant to be about fun for people who
    play it has it spiralled into a game dominated by someone who doesn’t play it,
    some twat who sits playing politician to buff his already inflated ego on his
    own pathetic site that nobody outside of his brainwash followers actually give
    2 fucks about.

    Eve is scattered with the scars of Goon moaning, the endless
    nerfs to push what was once a skilled game into a massive blobfest and an orbit
    anchor and spam F1, while spamming local and forums on command.

    I find it quite sad more than anything that CCP allowed
    themselves to get into this state, 90% of the space, moons, supers, ISK held by
    these blocs was obtained in some underhand way. This wasn’t limited just to
    Goons if I’m being fair, but in all honesty how much isk they have was actually
    earned and not botted, pos exploited, etc? Not a lot is the answer.

    Even that’s not a massive problem until all that obtained
    wealth is used for either RMT or to outright spoil the game for the sole
    purpose of keeping them winning and using out of game influence to push for
    changes which only benefit them.

    I had hoped that after the last episode when HBC was in a
    position to finally attack Goons if might happen, that got metagamed away with leverage
    on PL and Shadoo and I’ll leave you to make you own mind up the on reasons for
    why Shadoo is in Mits pocket.

    But after that real threat got stomped this was a mere side
    show, NC. and PL where never going to take Goon space, it was staged to allow
    people to think they were in a war, when in fact nobody but Test cared about
    fountain and Shadoo and Vince where there for the fights – if not why hit
    Fountain, let them attack it at will and reinforce 2 sides with the combined
    300-400 supers they could field.

    It was nothing short of another act, scripted to control the
    masses who play this game while the people
    collecting the goo pay their electric bill or even if it doesn’t make its way
    to ebay then it buffs their own person fortune or in months build a super fleet
    it would take others years to build without the massively unbalanced free isk
    moons spew out.

    The problem is as i have pointed out before that there is
    simply too much wealth with these blocs and even individual players to attempt
    to balance it out now, how do you take space off a 40,000 player coalition with
    500 supers and game mechanics in their favour? You don’t and that’s the problem.

    Game mechanics shouldn’t allow space to be kept and not used
    or make it impractical to do so as it costs too much, you shouldn’t be able to
    rent space out to others as they shouldn’t be able to keep it active so that
    sov doesn’t drop when you don’t use it and my main bug barer in this game is
    moon mining should be active not passive cash cows.

    Personally for me Tech should spawn in sites with high level
    rats in it and need real fleets to mine it, not simply put a pos up and it
    generates you billions for nothing but picking it up.

    But the above is a pipe dream, we’ve been waiting for these
    changes in Eve for years and all it has got is worth, CCP are more bothered
    with that waste to time fps which is going to flop either way than they are of
    fixing their own cash cow and more and more old vets like me are simply selling
    up and bailing.

    I’ve been waiting as long as i have enjoyed playing this
    game now for it to get fixed, maybe enough is enough.

    July 26, 2013 at 12:05 pm Reply
    1. Meh

      Wow your complaining about the meta game ? Fuck sake man eve is all about the meta game, The e-bushido is strong with this one.

      July 26, 2013 at 12:14 pm Reply
      1. Twisted logic

        There is a difference when meta gaming takes on real life illegal activity (hacked accounts) or using real life ties with the game developers to push for changes which benefit you ingame interests.
        Esspecially when these ingame ties where put in place or you to actually help the the game develop, in honesty i’d question the mental state of someone who goes to these lengths to maintain a stanglehold on a gamer played over the internet over what you are promising to people stood infront of you who are depending on you!

        July 28, 2013 at 1:26 am Reply
    2. groll

      PL is really no good excamply for anything. they had the highest profit from Tech and have the highest number of spies. the did the most deals with each side to get not attacked from anybody but where able to blob what they want from every side. the only thing PL is good at is to blob with their supers. they will never show up in a fight they could loose.
      the fun part is the destroyed super fleet from PL. everybody could see how low their standards are, in communication and fittings. the chill times are over for them. the old king is bleeding and alot of people have open bills.

      July 26, 2013 at 12:29 pm Reply
      1. Dikreathz

        groll? = troll … :)

        July 26, 2013 at 1:16 pm Reply
    3. -_-

      I think passive income like moon mining is a failed concept as it falls in line with snowballing. In the beginning its small and can be stopped but once it rolls far enough it becomes nearly impossible to halt, get in the way and you will be crushed.

      CCP has made a dire mistake to listen to goonswarm due to their numbers and the fact they stick together under the rule of one. those 10k players yelling in unison will always be the loudest voices CCP hears and so will try to please them. Its sad however that many of the smaller voices of Eve will begin to realize they are not and can not be heard over the orchestra that is goonswarm and so they stop saying anything and like a slow rot in a tree dissent sets in.

      These are Interesting times in Eve, I remember when T20 gave BoB the BPO’s I thought, how can a game continue like this? The supers powers have not only been decided but they are reinforced by CCP no less. Fortunately it was not too long after that BoB fell so lets see what CFC does, as “Little Bee” stated, maybe they will try for revenge against those that stood against them, if they do that MAY be their undoing if they do not perhaps entities inside CFC will grow tired of the shadow of Mittani and pull the coalition apart. If neither happens and the illusion of eve big battles is revealed to only be thunder domes of no consequence then CCP will indeed have a crisis on their hands.

      July 26, 2013 at 12:34 pm Reply
  38. Little Bee

    Ah lets see Mr Finally done.

    The massacre of Z9PP where CCP pulled the plug that was a 1st class epic rape train for the CFC and could have severely punished the Defenders Morale.

    The big words from Vince Draken aka the leader of the N3 that made the statement:
    “Our entire coalition excist to wipe the CFC of the map”

    The CFC for once outnumberd. 30036 versus 37497 including PL who dint want that war anyways.
    Proof: http://raynor.cl/eve/coalition.php

    The N3ST having the favor of fighting in defensive mode wich is quite the advantage.

    The CFC who where always laughed away as filty blobbers with their capital fleet fighting without it

    The CFC leader who wasnt present but was in E3 when the war started

    The CFC who started out in the totaly wrong doctrine at the start of the war for about 2 weeks long.

    God save the queen, what more advantage did the defenders needed to kick our faces in and hunt us back to VFK ?

    You whine about game mechanics, about Meta Gaming that makes Eve the greatest fucking mmo ever.

    You whine about The Mittani playing this game the best.

    You blame Him for creating a coalition that needs massive effort to be broken and destroyed.

    You blame CCP for a free for all open space where you can be anything you want.

    You can sub back to WoW cry baby, Eve is not the game for you.

    In this mmo its a dog eat dog world.

    Its not for the weak stomach.

    You need diplomats and tactical movements to become a powerhouse,

    HBC tried.

    But you have to have a leader that can hold it together or you end up with nothing like Test.

    You have to be smart and be good for your ally’s.

    You have to protect them so they protect you.

    Wanne know the secret of the CFC ?

    Each war participation is measured from each alliance and each corp and each member.

    The alliance that showed up the most gets the best rewards and spoils of war, all the way down to the bottom participants

    This made us strong.

    So strong that Eve Online cant make an oponent strong enough to wipe us of the map.

    And that my friend is the goal of Eve.

    For us its staying strong, for our enemy’s its making a coalition strong enough to kick our heads in.

    Time will tell if there is something being born strong enough to face us and march to Mittanigrad aka VFK.

    And you my friend you should stick with your delusional tinfoil in Hisec doing level 4 missions.
    Or play happy panda land in WoW.

    July 26, 2013 at 12:30 pm Reply
    1. anonymous

      I stopped reading when you said. “The big words from Vince Draken aka the leader of the N3 that made the statement:
      “Our entire coalition excist to wipe the CFC of the map””

      Vince didn’t say that nor is he the leader of N3. Also you only started having major sov gains after NC. and PL went home before that you were moving at barely a system a week.

      July 26, 2013 at 12:51 pm Reply
      1. Little Bee

        Ok so who is calling the shots then ? Boodabooda ? Shadoo ? Progodlegend ?

        I think its Vince who is in charge of N3 no ?

        July 26, 2013 at 1:16 pm Reply
        1. Mr Obv

          its the HC, dumbass

          July 26, 2013 at 1:28 pm Reply
          1. N3 Dude

            the leader of N3 is Gorga AND Vince Draken you silly retards

            July 26, 2013 at 4:03 pm
          2. peter

            like i give a fuck what or who the leader of your shitpile alliance or coalition is

            July 26, 2013 at 6:26 pm
      2. beees

        ’cause moons

        July 27, 2013 at 2:10 am Reply
      3. GrouchyOldGamer

        Vince is the leader of N3, you only have to see what happens to an N3 war effort when NC aren’t there. Other people’s egos may not let them admit it but everyone else knows it’s true.

        July 28, 2013 at 8:13 am Reply
    2. Dikreathz

      Where did the bad man touch you??? (bees are more butt hurt these days than previously anticipated)

      July 26, 2013 at 1:14 pm Reply
    3. Mr Obv

      tldr

      July 26, 2013 at 1:27 pm Reply
    4. Daniel Grist

      “The CFC for once outnumberd. 30036 versus 37497”

      No, like seriously? just stop.

      July 26, 2013 at 2:30 pm Reply
      1. Silver

        that guy at least gave a comprehensive post about setting some facts straight..according to his opinion. You must be a retard for your zero effort post. Thank you …now Fuck off !

        July 27, 2013 at 7:14 am Reply
        1. Daniel Grist

          A comprehensive post that is incorrect, I posted enough about Cfc numbers.
          if your really that retarded you need me to bean count the difference in numbers of the coalitions for you then ummm fuck off.

          July 27, 2013 at 11:18 am Reply
      2. Little bee

        actualy i dint discounted Legion of Death 1400/1500, that would then be around 28000 cfc accounts versus 37000 N3ST + PL accounts.
        Must be extremey hard to calculate a few numbers.

        here try it again:
        http://raynor.cl/eve/coalition.php

        Its all there for everyone to see

        Sure they arent all active accounts, but accounts no less..

        July 28, 2013 at 10:14 am Reply
        1. Daniel Grist

          You do realise a lot of the alliances in n3 aren’t deployed and are infact in the drone lands fighting solar right?

          From actually deployed alliances it’s something like 32ish thousand Cfc to 28ish thousand pl test n3, bear in mind pl n3 seem to mostly be in drone lands atm.

          In a few weeks, if test can survive that long and all of n3 deploy, you may be outnumbered, until then, no.

          July 28, 2013 at 5:17 pm Reply
    5. Goon spin is getting worse

      I’m not sure what difference it makes where Mittani was at the start of the war. He can talk to his alliance mates anywhere. It’s not like he would actually fc.

      Its not how many people are in an alliance that counts. Its just how many are online in fleet. If you are a casual gamer you might log on 1/10 as much as hard core gaming nerds. No one doubts the cfc are hard core nerd gamers who would respond to every cta. They are just dumb and that was tests only hope. But even the dumb can win if they outnumber the enemy by too large a margin.

      Mittani completely misread the attitude of other null sec alliances. He got really lucky with the n3 disband. Nulli is not only fighting cfc in case you haven’t noticed.

      That is the tldr of this war.

      July 27, 2013 at 10:53 pm Reply
      1. GrouchyOldGamer

        Mittens is FCing fleets.

        I notice now TEST has fallen that the NC bounce back to deal with SOLAR with PL has been spun into all of N3 going back there. Good job.

        July 27, 2013 at 11:08 pm Reply
        1. Goon Spin is getting worse

          Is mittens a major fc or just taking a fleet out for a spin every now and then? My point is his being at e3 doesn’t change much as far as actually fighting a war.

          No offense, as I’m sure English is not your first language. But as hard as I tried I couldn’t understand what you were trying to say with the second paragraph.

          July 28, 2013 at 1:06 am Reply
          1. GrouchyOldGamer

            I’m merely noting that NC. went back to grind down the SOLAR sov, with the help of PL. The rest of the N3 forces deployed to Fountain remained there. However, now it’s clear that the Fountain defenders have lost it’s being spun as all of N3 had to return to drones to kill SOLAR SBUs.

            I don’t blame Nulli for losing Fountain, despite N3 being set up to kill the CFC. They picked the wrong war to try and do it and the moment NC left the rest of the N3 forces seemed to lose all their leadership. At least it cemented NC. as the leader of N3.

            July 28, 2013 at 8:11 am
    6. Finally done

      Give over you nomark pleb, i remember Eve back in the days
      when it wasn’t about a massive blobfest to lag the game within an inch of its
      life to keep space as your only tactic – the result of that single tactic was
      to introduce tidi and that’s even worse, yes you can move but it gives people
      who can’t actually think quick enough to make a decision which keeps them alive
      about 10 mins to do so. It makes it about numbers which is exactly what Goons
      have always been about, not skill of the pilot and don’t confuse that with skill
      points but actually ability to pilot a ship themselves without someone to hold their
      dick for them.

      Goons lead the whining about Nos as they couldn’t counter
      small Nos Domi RR fleets raping 20 times their numbers and as a result Nos
      became irrelevant in Eve.

      The same forum spamming twats then about killed Eve in
      moaning about nano as they couldn’t counter small skirmish gangs of skilled
      pilots raping their laughable defence fleets. All for what exactly? to protect their
      bots running 23/7 to generate cheated isk as that at the time was their income
      source.

      They then turn their attention to Titans as they didn’t have
      them then obviously they are OP and should be turned into taxi’s, guess what
      happens?

      Then as they watch the single only counter to the blob, a
      coalition who spent the best part of 2-3 year stacking up supers to be able to
      steam roll the greedy botting blocs away they somehow manage an 11th hour nerf
      through out of game influence to render them incapable of finishing the job –
      Hrrrmmmmm!

      Leaving nothing to break the stranglehold they have, you
      cant use better ships they got nerfed, you can’t use better tactics as you can’t
      outrun things no matter how much you make a ship a glass cannon, you can’t drop
      the games highest end ships as they now either don’t have a viable weapon or can’t
      hit small shit that Goons fly and even if you bring enough to fight this crap
      its a pointless lagged out exercise of futility of blow to blow in slow motion
      which nobody has fun doing.

      So tell me exactly where i am wrong scrub, they use every
      sly trick in the book to keep in power and some illegal ones out of game
      hacking accounts. Out of game influence with the sole intention of keeping hold
      of power in an online MMO but at the detriment of the games itself and the
      people who play it – and that includes their own members.

      They basically broke the game systematically to make it a
      game they can win at because they couldn’t when it actually worked! That’s a
      fucking sad state of affairs, but you keep kidding yourself that sitting on a a
      3000man grid, in a slow arse ship, orbiting some morning and pressing F1 every
      5mins, hoping the game doesn’t crash – and all in aid of paying someone’s
      electric bill!

      That’s what your precious Goons have inflicted on this game,
      nobody else is to blame for it.

      Sorry but that’s why i have had enough, the game isn’t going
      to get fixed because it’s too far gone but I’d quite happily say I’ve done everything
      the game has to offer since 2003 but I’ve been waiting about 3-4 years now for
      a glimmer of hope it could go back to what this great game once was.

      Enjoy kidding yourself though, when the penny finally drops
      for you – just remember ill still be laughing at you 😉

      July 29, 2013 at 9:44 pm Reply
  39. droljica

    Heh, rat’s are usually 1st to abandon ship…

    July 26, 2013 at 1:04 pm Reply
  40. Fartolio

    Farewell. At least now maybe the real boyz will fight. Wait, what, Test is not a real alliance, and the real boyz are not for real….boyz?

    July 26, 2013 at 1:07 pm Reply
    1. chuck snorris

      That — is a truly awesome vision– test = lil wayne

      July 26, 2013 at 5:18 pm Reply
      1. Fartolio

        wutwut? lil’payne’in’the’arse?

        July 26, 2013 at 5:54 pm Reply
  41. Name

    bwahahahahah and ahahaahhaha and ahaahohohohoooo trololo

    July 26, 2013 at 1:36 pm Reply
  42. Helo Trivilent

    Hahahahahahhahahahaha hahahah die test die oh and HODOR

    July 26, 2013 at 2:07 pm Reply
  43. Helo Trivilent

    Test are going loose members soon morale is low their systems are getting captured inc stations, soon corps will leave and then the fail cascade will begin i think whats left will invade catch or just go south which is a volatile area atm with the rise of -a- dd and friends and the fall of the dinner coalition, its going to be fun seeing test down to 1000 members

    July 26, 2013 at 2:23 pm Reply
  44. Sperg Squad FC

    Hi goons i cant wait for you to start ratting in fountain its gonna be so much fun!

    July 26, 2013 at 4:22 pm Reply
    1. Alison King

      sperg you an fc ratting goon fag then heh

      July 26, 2013 at 5:29 pm Reply
    2. Fartolio

      Will be a long trip from Niarja, m8. Because till then you all will gank there to get food.

      July 26, 2013 at 5:56 pm Reply
    3. Little Bee

      Waiting for us to start ratting in Fountain ?
      Dude are you able to kill our ratters ?
      You dint even seem up to the task of forming up a fleet to defend space ?
      You welped 100 bombers and got 1 kill ?
      Wtf makes you think you can kill a retarded ratter that doesnt look at intel chat ?

      Do you even have a ship to kill a ratter ?
      Or do you need to touch Dr Gevlon Goblin in special places to get a shiney ship ?

      Holy shit dude your embarassing….
      Now get in fleet and be a Hero, welp us some more shit for giggles so we can bridge you home for the good amusement you guys where this war.

      /shakes head

      July 26, 2013 at 6:25 pm Reply
      1. Pregnant Wombat

        uhh, goons have good fleets, but their ratters are one of the more retarded in EVE… even to the point where my providence buddies even laugh at it. If you like carrier kills, go to goon ratting space.. Its what everyone in EVE says. No offense but at least understand where your weaknesses are before saying stupid stuff.

        July 26, 2013 at 6:33 pm Reply
        1. DRagh

          whats your point…? there are always shit players in every corp/alliance. Besides Goons always said they were terrible at the game. Dont you feel stupid now?

          July 27, 2013 at 7:24 am Reply
        2. Test this

          His point was not that you couldn’t catch a Goon ratter ratting. The point is, with what we’ve all seen of Goons enemies in Fountain, are you certain that they are capable of killing the ratter once caught?
          Do you have any ships left to do it with?
          More likely they would hot drop and all be killed by a rat fit raven and a few rats.

          July 27, 2013 at 1:58 pm Reply
  45. Ramsfeld

    WTB Amarr Control Tower 😀

    July 26, 2013 at 7:30 pm Reply
  46. NotaGoonShrill

    From a Nulli Secunda grunt’s perspective, Goons are just waaaay to strong for Nulli and all our combined allies. All the elite FC’s from goons are just spanking our noob FC’s all around fountain without mercy. Goons are strongest force in eve and Mittens will hold the eve crown until progodlegend and canaris stop being so bad at eve.

    FELLOW NULLI GRUNTS – you need to act quickly to rip off your SRP programs and corp assets. Nulli is going to disband, you may as well do it on your terms rather than goons terms.

    July 27, 2013 at 3:07 am Reply
    1. NoirWolf

      Not a shrill but still a shill 😛

      July 27, 2013 at 10:57 am Reply
    2. Alison King

      thats why you have to type in caps because no ones listens to you , dum goon zombie

      July 28, 2013 at 5:34 pm Reply

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