Nothing to see here, that Tengu has “surely paid itself several times over”

Anyhow, the Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns took note of Sir HyperChrist’s in pimp-mobile in Lonetrek High Sec and assembled a proper Tornado gank fleet, the rest is history.

With a +14 Bil loot, the whole gank was a pretty good Business for the HORNs. Seeing fits like these, some times I wonder what would be the ISK/hour of a loss like this one.

Here is the ZkillBoard link.


  1. bs

    inb4 Poorfags hate comments :)

    July 24, 2013 at 4:35 pm Reply
    1. Snargle

      No one hates pinatas full of delicious loot.

      July 25, 2013 at 7:08 am Reply
  2. Decisions

    Hum, would I like a tengu or well-fitted supercarrier…

    July 24, 2013 at 5:05 pm Reply
  3. David Davidson

    L4s are not that goddamn hard.

    July 24, 2013 at 5:15 pm Reply
  4. Darth Nefarius

    Meh… less then 50% drop… while the loot fairy didn’t frown it didn’t exactly give a a happy face.
    34 billion ISK, wow thats like around 5-6 years PLEX

    July 24, 2013 at 5:18 pm Reply
    1. The Observer

      almost exactly 5 years worth of plex…

      July 24, 2013 at 10:38 pm Reply
  5. Little Bee

    Whatever his reason for pimping his Tengu is his own, and i hope they keep pimping their ships like this.
    Its kill like this that makes ganking all the more fun :)

    The highest pimp i ever did for ratting in Null was 3 billion including the Vindicator hull.
    Clearing hubs in 8 minutes / made me around 150mill per hour with alt account cleaning hubs and smoking breaks.

    Damn this must have hurted this guys wallet oO

    July 24, 2013 at 5:57 pm Reply
    1. Puberty Rising

      no one cares about your war stories dude, start a blog in some dark corner of the internet if you really require a legacy, although seems like your doing a fine job on goonswarms back. Oh wait a minute, no one remembers gamers, nevermind dude my bad.

      July 24, 2013 at 7:34 pm Reply
      1. Dave The Rave

        lol if you were trying to sound upset at getting beaten by the grrgoons then well done mission accomplished, if not you do, either way you’re a cunt.

        July 24, 2013 at 8:56 pm Reply
        1. LOL, couldnt agree more

          July 25, 2013 at 4:10 am Reply
  6. hue

    I bet my 1bil Tengu performs better.

    Cap Rechargers in Tengu mids give me cancer.

    July 24, 2013 at 6:11 pm Reply
  7. joe dirt

    The fact is that a tengu under 2 bill, can perform just as good as this if not better when properly fit. That other 32 billion on the market could provide you with infinite tengu’s.

    July 24, 2013 at 6:17 pm Reply
    1. Dave The Rave

      Well 16 isn’t quite infinite but your point is good :)

      July 24, 2013 at 8:58 pm Reply
      1. Captain Obvious

        He means reinvesting it and making multiple times the original investment back, read his comment properly.

        July 24, 2013 at 10:22 pm Reply
  8. CyberSarge

    Where do these people get that much isk?

    July 24, 2013 at 6:25 pm Reply
    1. Saint Mick

      Carebear activities. T2 Manufacturing, Moon Mining, PI and Market Manipulation. Where do you think all the ships you blow up come from? Its easy to make a bill a week as a 6 month toon without much more effort than running a Blockade Runner around quiet parts of null.

      July 25, 2013 at 9:11 am Reply
  9. Fiberton

    Those Mission bots I hear make nonstop isk. Some of those mission systems undock are like Jita 4 4…

    July 24, 2013 at 6:25 pm Reply
    1. RA botting empire

      of all people you should know best.

      July 24, 2013 at 9:10 pm Reply
      1. Fiberton

        So you are saying Slavic people must be botters.. ok N3.

        July 25, 2013 at 5:59 pm Reply
        1. Pregnant Wombat

          Really pulling the race card? He was referring to your alliance you race card puller. Most people don’t even know russians are slavic… why would they try to make an anti-slavic comment. More like anti- Red Alliance. You think that remark is going to rally your brothers against N3? FYI i belong to neither groups that you normally deal with.

          July 27, 2013 at 4:19 am Reply
          1. Fiberton

            You are oblivious to the fact they have said slavic people are stupid, eat dogs and their women are hookers. I seen this with my own eyes. So fuck you. Have a terrible day :)

            July 27, 2013 at 7:02 am
          2. RA botting empire

            CouldnĀ“t care less if you were slavic, caucasian or african. What i care about is that you are a filthy botter though.

            July 27, 2013 at 8:32 am
          3. Fiberton

            Botter ? Funny since I do not rat or mine. Nice troll though..well not really :)

            July 27, 2013 at 10:22 pm
          4. Red Teufel

            RA and Solar were known as the RMT overloards of the south. one of the main reasons why everyone evicted you. the only reason you have any members at all is because they want to set up their bots again and your main language in your alliance is russian.

            July 27, 2013 at 10:40 pm
          5. Fiberton

            What Alliance are you in ?

            July 29, 2013 at 5:17 pm
          6. Red Teufel

            why you ask?

            July 30, 2013 at 4:25 am
          7. Fiberton

            What Alliance are you in ?

            July 30, 2013 at 4:26 am
          8. Red Teufel

            mafia redux

            July 30, 2013 at 4:57 am
          9. superspy17
            August 19, 2013 at 3:04 pm
          10. Cfc grunt

            R u retarded? Slavic isnt a race. Its a language dialect. Slavs are caucasian. Most ignorant post on this article. Also if your going to say RA has botters, show some proof and be a think-for-urselfer and not just repeat what others have said.

            July 29, 2013 at 5:49 pm
  10. yoo


    July 24, 2013 at 6:28 pm Reply
  11. oi

    My paladin rocks the highest non-officer fit possible, and never has a complaint

    July 24, 2013 at 7:27 pm Reply
  12. arnan de gans

    Perhaps this just was a showboat? Why assume its a carebear? *sigh*

    July 24, 2013 at 8:43 pm Reply
    1. BobFromMarketing

      Because someone dropping 32b on a showboat that’s not a carebear can pick either a tournament ship or one of the numerous rare ships of Eve. Heck even pimping out a bhaalgorn makes more sense.

      July 25, 2013 at 2:10 am Reply
  13. hodor

    lol a cap recharger on a mission tengu.

    lol a 11bil cap recharger.

    July 24, 2013 at 8:56 pm Reply
  14. Blubb

    it gets worse with a 90bill nightmare ->

    July 25, 2013 at 12:18 am Reply
  15. serious spaceship buisness man

    Look AT the Rigs guys: 2x LARGE CCC ! This alone is a Lot of Isk, i mean that is possible +10B ! But this is a horrible failfitt, i fitt a Tengu without Officer crap for round 2B to fly worlds collide Or DED 10/10 SOlO… what the hell doing this guy with a fail fitted Tengu? Mission running? Awsome…

    July 25, 2013 at 6:46 am Reply
  16. Shattershark

    34bil for 650 dps. In 0.9 caldari system. My eyes are bleeding, please make me unsee it.

    July 25, 2013 at 8:22 am Reply
  17. fenistil

    It’s gotta be FAKE!!! Seriously noone realizes LARGE RIGS on a T3? Lawl folks… While it sais API verified, go ahead and try to fit a large CCC on a tengu.

    July 25, 2013 at 12:38 pm Reply
    1. GoonSwag Federation

      If you have no clue what you are talking about, you should just shut the f*ck up, scrublord.

      July 25, 2013 at 12:41 pm Reply
      1. GSF my fav.

        Sold, you are a moron! PI was introduced in Tyrannis and not in Apocrypha. Do your reading!

        Malaclypse, you are right, however both T3s and Rig sizes were introd in Apocrypha. Except that Apoc 1.5 brought rig sizes, not initial release. That might have been what confused him.

        GSF, no comment… you are GSF after all. Nothing unusual in your comment.

        July 26, 2013 at 11:22 am Reply
    2. Malaclypse Thorn

      You realize that before rig sizes existed they were “one size fits all” and the patch that changed this didnt destroy existing rigs, it simply changed them to a large. i even have a brutix loss that has a Large rig. Here ya go:

      July 25, 2013 at 5:16 pm Reply
    3. Sold

      My first impression of this comment was “It’s got to be a troll.” But just in case… You are a moron. Until the PI expansion (I forget the name), there was only 1 size of rigs: large.

      July 25, 2013 at 10:51 pm Reply
  18. saiko

    man, that gate key… what a shame…

    July 25, 2013 at 2:23 pm Reply
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    July 25, 2013 at 9:37 pm Reply
  20. Hell G.

    It took me 2 days to sell all the loot for 15.6b ISK which was split between Silver Jane and myself, as we were only 2 humans on that gank.
    Thank you Sir HyperChrist for your cooperation.

    July 26, 2013 at 11:52 pm Reply

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