Less than a day in our new home at 4-EP12 and we are already out exploring our new neighborhood.

Actually, somebody had already been out and about in the neighborhood, as we had a tower in one of the systems, G95F-H. On the DOTLAN map that system looks fairly distant, being 8 jumps away and in another constellation. But in the actual shape of space within the game, it is much closer, within range of a titan bridge from 4-EP12.

Using the in-game map

Using the in-game map

It is hard to tell with the thumbnail, but expanded you can see the two system. Along the top of the map are the familiar string of systems leading back to the edge of the region and the J5A system.

Anyway, the tower in G95F-H had been put into reinforce and intel had it that TEST was going to come out to try and finish the job. So the call went out for Baltec fleet.

The "How To" of Baltec Fleet

The “How To” of Baltec Fleet

We ended up with two fleets, one under Vily and one under Mister Vee. Gaff and I and a couple of other corp mates actually ended up in Mister Vee’s fleet together.

As has become the natural order of things, just the strain of the two fleets undocking put the system in 10% time dilation. If I were to write my friendly and helpful CSM representative about something, it would be the way that such transitions drag the system down. It is one thing when we are fighting in a huge battle and there is a lot of flying hardware to track. But a couple hundred people undocking ought not to push the system to its limits. Null sec issues, I know.

Mister Vee got us all on the titan and, except for a couple of people who brought Tempest Fleet Issue battleships to the party… and who were asked to trade them out for something more appropriate, which included The Mittani coming into coms to say that such ships would not be reimbursed as they were not part of the doctrine… we seemed to have our act together.

We bridged out and warped to the tower, where Mister Vee had us spread out and orbit it just outside of the range of the shield, so we looked like we were sailing around on a crystal sphere. The timer on the tower showed just a few minutes left.

The Countdown

The Countdown

Spread out and waiting, the word came that the elusive Prophecy fleet, which left us waiting just the other day, was on its way. As the timer neared zero, a cyno was lit and hostiles began filling up local. The timer finished, the tower came out of reinforce, and Mister Vee said, “Here they come.”

They landed on grid. They were bubbled up. And they were murdered.

Take a look at the battle summary over at (Based on this report at Here is the key table. Blue is TEST and ally loses, red is CFC losses, capsules are not included in the ship total at the top.


We outnumbered them, 470 to 284. We out gunned them, with a large battleship force facing battlecruisers and bombers. And, frankly, we out fought them. They laid alongside us to duke it out, got bubbled, and paid the price. Their attempts to use the crazy drone capabilities of the Prophecy (drone link augmentors and drone damage amplifiers were part of their standard fit, so I assume they were going to assign all drones to assist the FC ala Jester’s Techno Chicken fit description) did not come to fruition. Meanwhile the Megathrons were chewing them up to the point that I turned auto repeat off on my guns, as one broadside per target was generally enough. Of course, if the odds are against you, your fleet doctrine might not be your problem.

If you look at the full report, you will see that it was pretty much just TEST and Tribal Band facing us. If that is how they manage without their allies, I am going to have to go along with Kirith Kodachi’s estimate that TEST is screwed. We filled up two fleets and had to turn people away. Getting participation isn’t an issue for us at the moment. My main problem during the battle was locking and firing at targets before the were destroyed. Even Mister Vee sounded a bit nonplussed about the ease of our victory.

102 Prophecy and 24 Hurricane battlecruisers destroyed. Mister Vee had us “fofofo” in local.

We fofofo

We fofofo

The “fofofo” tradition goes back to the days of Ultima Online according to the Goon wiki, from which I stole these pictures.

Let us "fofofo"

Let us “fofofo”

Why we actually do it is still a bit murky, but who am I to gainsay such a tradition?

And then, as the enemy that remained withdrew, several carriers jumped in to rep the tower. Finally, a titan jumped in to bridge us back to 4-EP. All in all, a great event for padding kill totals for us, but what must have been something of a morale breaker for TEST.

We shall see. While one battle does not make a war, TEST’s performance without its allies does not bode well for them.

As per usual, some pictures of the operation taken along the way has been posted in my blog, go there and take a look.

Wilhelm Arcturus

Wilhelm Arcturus, he’s played internet spaceship related games since the early days of MegaWars III, and expects to get the hang of things any day now. He reports on EVE from an individual capsuleer’s point of view at TAGN.


  1. Retarddown

    “We outnumbered them, 470 to 284. We out gunned them, with a large battleship force facing battlecruisers and bombers. And, frankly, we out fought them” You out fought them caz you blobbed them oh my word ,do they let anyone write irreverent crap

    July 22, 2013 at 8:01 am Reply
    1. Michael Carson

      War… War never changes… Whether its the fielding of one soldier or a thousand.. The target will always complain about the winners tactics being unfair. The only thing that causes people to lose against the cluster fuck is the lack of ability for them to form a better defense. To gather superior finances, and to field superior armor. If the most hated alliance can field better numbers then the favored alliance has issues

      July 22, 2013 at 8:56 am Reply
      1. Andrun

        Michael Carson attempts to post something profound about war in a way to make it sound unbiased… but yet again proves that he is part of the CFC. Good propaganda mate.

        July 22, 2013 at 9:02 am Reply
        1. Michael Carson

          Don’t like CFC sorry mate, but I do respect there ability to always fill there fleets. They have everyone wanting to kill them, but someone can decently keep the numbers up. That I openly respect. Wish my own corp and past alliances i have flown with could keep player activity and log ins that high. I have been on the bad end of the number games many times. Still respect it.

          July 22, 2013 at 9:13 am Reply
          1. Andrun

            Stop posting Kittens

            July 22, 2013 at 9:21 am
          2. Michael Carson

            Well since I am being deemed “kittens” and a “cfc” pilot.. I guess this makes you a testie… And apparently you ran out of counter arguments much like TEST is running out of ships, so now you are fielding other players used responses to try to win this. Don’t think it helped them in this situation either.

            July 22, 2013 at 9:32 am
  2. Teogull

    This BR is quite incomplete mate. A lot more things were goin on….they warped 2 support fleet, we got in 2 more, and then a slowcat wing. They retreat….we follow…turkey shot on the other side……

    July 22, 2013 at 8:18 am Reply
    1. niko

      Different battle, he is not talkin ige.

      July 22, 2013 at 8:58 am Reply
      1. youhaa

        in his defense, it was the last time they actually fought.

        July 22, 2013 at 9:19 am Reply
    2. arbiter

      This goon^^ is keeping it real. The actual fight involved primarily goons killing t1 logi and n3/test killing 25 megas and some other crap. When our logi died we de-agro’d and burnt to the gate and jumped. Then u murdered the unfortunate masses we left behind in our retreat.

      Gotta say, when u claim “we out fought them” i need you to think about something.

      A 250 man Battlecruisers fleet stood up willingy against 2+ mega feets and a slowcat fleet and a celestis fleet and we managed to keep the fight respectable and the isk war surprisingly close.

      July 22, 2013 at 8:59 am Reply
  3. Boubouuuuu

    Why the hell do Test fanbois feel theneed to defend them no matter what.
    ”They didn t loose, they were blueballed”lmao!!
    Be it because of our guns, or our doctrines, or ourmore competent Fc’s, or our officer/faction fit megas, or our numbers, Test is loosing, slower or faster, they ARE loosing.
    So stop trying to find them excuses, numbers matter, as in real life conflicts, so do they matter in eve….this is not an arena, it is war:))

    July 22, 2013 at 8:31 am Reply
    1. dude

      I see you bought the mittani spinmaster 3000 .. i hear its very good at bullshit. This might come as a shock to you but not everyone in eve has a picture of the mittani on his wall and masterbates to him at night while listening to a recording of him saying he’s destitute. HODOR!

      July 22, 2013 at 8:40 am Reply
      1. Tim

        OK so this is all bullshit? So TEST didn’t lose the fight? and 9-V station? and E-BWUU? and A8-XBW?

        We don’t need to spin anything. The facts show themselves quite plainly. TESTs allies are getting bored and leaving, and TEST are starting to rapidly lose ground.

        July 22, 2013 at 10:44 am Reply
        1. Durh

          That has nothing to do with it!!! We come to this site to hate on Goons get used to it, or get out, it’s why the site is here.

          July 22, 2013 at 3:21 pm Reply
          1. Tim

            And yet goons are allowed to be here, and can respond to your false accusations of fact spinning. Sucks to be you.

            Not looking great for ya.

            July 22, 2013 at 3:34 pm
  4. Andrun

    “We outnumbered them, 470 to 284.” Yes, yes, all of nullsec is familiar with how Goons can’t fight when it’s even. Although maybe they proved themselves in the Alliance Tournament? Oh that’s right, they lost both matches and were eliminated this weekend, while Test beat both matches including one against Razor. I’m not a Testie but I love an underdog, and I am amazed at how the diplomacy of Kittens has enabled a small corp to run a medium sized alliance and from there govern the largest coalition in EvE.

    July 22, 2013 at 8:40 am Reply
    1. Michael Carson

      War should never be a fair fight. Wars have never been about good fights, or sportsmanship. It’s war. War is supposed to be hell, unfair, and downright mean. Only a losing side complains about fairness, whether test, cfc or someone else. This is war, the winner should always be decided upon strategy, numbers and hardware.

      July 22, 2013 at 8:51 am Reply
      1. Andrun

        No shit sherlock, but this article is claiming strategic superiority in the fight when it clearly just came down to the numbers.

        July 22, 2013 at 8:57 am Reply
        1. Michael Carson

          Numbers are part of superiority Watson now let me get back to solving cases.

          July 22, 2013 at 9:05 am Reply
      2. anonymous

        This isn’t real life. Wars in a game should be about good fights (in my opinion) which is why the first Geminate war will always be my favorite war. Solar/GypsyBand vs Nc./Evoke with roughly equal numbers and neither side blueballing each other for the most part. Both sides welped spectacularly over the course of the war but still showed up the next day with updated strategies and fits to go at it again. Instead we get wars like this. The no-fun, blueballthemtodeath, only engage with total superiority wars that are typical of CFC wars. Maybe it’s just me but an internet spaceship war should be fun not about who can make the other side get bored first. (just my opinion of course)

        July 22, 2013 at 11:19 am Reply
        1. Really?

          What? you think that was the first Geminate war?

          July 22, 2013 at 3:18 pm Reply
          1. anonymous

            the first geminate war between us and solar

            July 22, 2013 at 5:16 pm
        2. Tim

          So let me get this right. You’d give everyone fun by leaving half of them out of the fight and going with crappy ships because that’s what TEST has? Then when PL/N3/NC. hotdrop you you’d then do what?

          Don’t be ridiculous. This is a PvP game and we play to win, that’s where the fun lies. It’s not up to us to provide TEST with fun by making our members sit fights out. It’s up to their leadership to generate their content, and if they fail to do that, their alliance falls and their members can move on to greener pastures.

          July 22, 2013 at 3:32 pm Reply
          1. anonymous

            You don’t have to cut your numbers but a majority of the time your strategy was to blue ball whenever possible and to only shoot stuff in bombers so that if anyone came to fight you then you can just cloak up and wait until we went away. Cfc’s pride in their no fun allowed let’s blueball if the numbers are even is the part I disapprove of.

            July 22, 2013 at 5:20 pm
          2. Tim

            We blueball where it’s strategically advantageous. We see the war as a whole, not one battle at a time. What’s the point in costing a fleet to a battle you can only just scrap a win, then fail to get the timer when it comes out, when you can blueball, get the timer on the 2nd hit when they don’t show up then fight tooth and nail for the final.

            We always want to provide fun for our members, and deny fun to the enemy, that wins wars. TEST should be trying to make us have no fun while they have fun, they just suck at it.

            July 22, 2013 at 5:28 pm
          3. anonymous

            As I said, that is a shitty mindset to have for a game in my opinion at least. What is the point of wasting your own time by forming up and then blueballing unless the odds are so unfavorable to the point of making it pointless to fight which was not the case with a majority of the time that CFC blueballed. I guess good fights are a foreign concept to all CFC members.

            July 22, 2013 at 8:25 pm
          4. Michael Carson

            Personally and I am not in this war, I fully believe in play To Win. Not play for a Good fight. My mindset of a Good fight is the fight went the way I strategically set forth. It scored a wIn. Whether superior Numbers Or Isk spent on Armor. I don’t Play for a Good fight or just to get in a fleet and lets blow something up. If I am in a fleet, my FC better have his Strategy Set, And the Plan for success set. Eve Is about holding Ground, Maintaining and Isk Flow and holding Sov if your in Null. It’s not about shaking hands with the enemy, Its not about Saying Great chaps come back next time. There is a Risk to Losses in Eve. That is how I like to see Alliances and Fleets Running. As the coined Phrase Goes ” Internet Spaceships is Serious Business”, or Spreadsheets Online. Everything in Eve From Wars, To isk, Is about Numbers. Play To win or Don’t Play. Casual Games are available on MMOrpg dot com.

            July 23, 2013 at 12:19 am
          5. anonymous

            That is not what I meant at all. I agree war should have loss and there should be risk but that doesn’t mean there should be no good fights. In our war vs Solar there was tech and space at stake. Capitals were lost on both sides and very nearly supers and titans. Every fight was a risk but that didn’t mean we backed down because there was a chance we could lose that fight it meant we stepped up and figured out ways to take the fight. If we lost because we were outsmarted or unlucky then so be it. It doesn’t make it any less fun because we had a fight and both sides could walk away saying damn this war was awesome even if we won/lost depending on what side you were on. Strategies throughout the war changed in attempts to outplay our opponent. Traps were set and we both did everything we could to win. CFC prefers to blueball potentially awesome fights even if strategically it has no relevance which from my point of view makes no sense.

            July 23, 2013 at 2:23 am
    2. Guy

      TEST has historically been more than happy to blob the hell out of people if they’re able to. I don’t see why it’s okay when TEST does it, but not the CFC?

      July 22, 2013 at 9:27 am Reply
      1. Provi Miner

        True Story ^^^. The side the wins is the side that either out blobs the other or makes less mistakes. Almost always the loser yells “Blobber” and the winner yells “GF” in either case I don’t get the idea of “its ok to blob if you win but not ok to be blobbed if you lose”

        July 22, 2013 at 1:38 pm Reply
    3. JIeoH Mocc

      “Yes, yes, all of nullsec is familiar with how Goons can’t fight when it’s even.”

      Ahaha, you, sir, made my day. Should I remind you the not so old days of the HBC in Stain, where x2 blob of Test and testicles was considered to be an easy fight?

      I just love how the wheels turn, really do.

      July 22, 2013 at 9:47 am Reply
    4. Tim

      Yep, well goons are always saing “we are terrible at EVE”.

      Noone is saying TEST can’t fight. That’s why you did with in AT so far. The problem is, AT is simple as you only need to field 10-12 people. In the war you should be looking for slightly higher numbers than that.

      If goons win by outnumbering you, they still win, no matter how many tears you shed.

      July 22, 2013 at 10:40 am Reply
  5. Observer

    Hey, testies! Why long faces?

    July 22, 2013 at 9:25 am Reply
  6. Khrone

    I love how stronk the Bee propaganda still is, what they don’t tell you is how local was well above the 1000 mark. The battle report is below and it shows a different story of just how events unfolded: –

    Test had already told everyone that goons had over 900 people and we still went in as this was going to be a great fight. When they only had two fleets on the field they were getting dunked, but that changed when the rest showed up including slowcats and dreads.

    Was one of the most enjoyable fleets id had for a while (tidi wasnt to bad) and i even said thankyou in local after :)

    July 22, 2013 at 9:36 am Reply
    1. Khrone

      Okay different battle but still point stands :)

      July 22, 2013 at 9:38 am Reply
  7. A Passionate Reader

    Even EN24 is publishing cfc propaganda. Please riverini, do not stoop to the level of the TheMittani

    July 22, 2013 at 9:46 am Reply
    1. ---

      When riverini starts publishing stories about cfc victories it shows you just how bad things look for test.

      July 22, 2013 at 11:50 am Reply
    2. lol

      so what you’re saying is that the truth is so obvious that even Riv is posting cfc win articles? I guess test is boned.

      July 23, 2013 at 12:50 am Reply
  8. JIeoH Mocc

    Absolutely love how the testies are whining about being blobbed, the irony, oh the IRONY.

    July 22, 2013 at 9:49 am Reply
  9. KARMA


    you are being blobbed? it’s not our fault you are shit at diplomacy and don’t have friends!

    July 22, 2013 at 10:04 am Reply
  10. I just do not know

    Well it looks bad for Test, I noted that PL are not fighting, and I wondered if they were staying out hoping that the CFC would use supers and then in they come, however they may have been paid off, it would not surprise me. I have noted now that the CFC are using supers to kill sov modules, so if PL are not going for it the end is night for Test…

    July 22, 2013 at 10:29 am Reply
    1. Waffles lover

      PL is in annual AT mode and only doing minimal effort fleets,watch the killmails PL are now deployed elsewhere as of today doing boreing ass shit, trust me they will get more active once the AT is over. Though we all know waffles will beat PL this year :)

      July 22, 2013 at 11:58 am Reply
      1. GrouchyOldGamer

        Well you had the best AT video for a start.

        July 22, 2013 at 12:41 pm Reply
      2. DrkyDrky

        There’s only 12 people participating the tourney, where’s the other 2000+?

        The reality is, PL is using alliance tournament as an excuse to ditch TEST/N3. Part of their exit strategy they created after humiliating losses on Z9PP- & 3WE- at the start of July.

        Who knows, maybe PL might try to do a backroom deal with CFC that involves PL keeping their rental empire while dividing up TEST & N3’s space with CFC. They’ve done it several times before…

        July 22, 2013 at 4:46 pm Reply
        1. once again.,

          i seem to remember the same thing happening the last time goons evicted a tennet, it ended with PL getting a whole lot of tech moons.

          July 23, 2013 at 12:49 am Reply
  11. Jesus Christ

    yesterday late night Eu tz the numbers were pretty even. guess what happened? Mega fleet got stomped. cant link km cause eve kill is fuked.

    July 22, 2013 at 11:04 am Reply
    1. Fwedditee

      I was in that mega fleet, I remember us killing dozens of test as you guys tried to flee the field after your FCs died and you realized it was a wipe. The side that stays on the field of battle for 30 minutes looting wrecks is usually the victor FYI. My Celestis walked away from that engagement with 45 mill in your shit :)

      July 22, 2013 at 12:03 pm Reply
      1. Jesus Christ

        1 fc. that you were primarying the entire And btw your bombers killed our drones….so… ammo.

        July 22, 2013 at 12:07 pm Reply
        1. Dirk Hardpeck

          Desperately trying to come up with some..ANYTHING really, but at the end of the day its all excuses

          July 22, 2013 at 3:25 pm Reply
        2. Tim

          It’s called tactics bro, maybe you should get some.

          July 22, 2013 at 3:27 pm Reply
        3. i see what you did there

          so what your saying is that you actually lost, your just calling it a win because the “evil” goons dared to use tatics to render your drone boats useless… sounds like you need an FC who isn’t an idiot.

          July 23, 2013 at 12:47 am Reply
  12. Bubble-gum

    When are Nulli, NC. TEST … FC,s going to get it.. drone-boats-suck-bad … not seen one engagement where drone-boats-sucks-bad have come on top

    July 22, 2013 at 11:14 am Reply
    1. youhaa

      ask Solar.

      July 22, 2013 at 11:54 am Reply
    2. Luwc

      I don’t know man . I have to admit the Domis hurt pretty bad.

      July 22, 2013 at 12:48 pm Reply
  13. Dino

    We went so that eu tz guys can use their prophecy. We didn’t expect to win, we expected to whelp. That’s why we went on our own.

    We expected to to kill more but so of us, too many, landed inside the hostile POS for some reason.

    It was fun none the less.

    July 22, 2013 at 11:42 am Reply
    1. Dirk Hardpeck

      Im sure updating clones and losing isk is the sole reason why TEST members log in fleet up

      July 22, 2013 at 3:23 pm Reply
    2. Gnome

      “I always love losing a few good ships.” – Test

      July 22, 2013 at 4:34 pm Reply
  14. CFC Grunt

    here have a look my Eve Online players:

    If Tests Friends actualy showed up as in the beginning of the war they outnumber the CFC.
    But they need to show up and not blame Solar for taking a few renting systems wich they can retake back with 200 dudes.

    But Test friends felt 1st hand how CFC murdered them even against the odds and outnumberd.
    We dint win all battles, but the battles that mattered whre a pure massacre.
    And behold today……Test Friends are busy with other shit.
    Test friends show up a few times to hold their hands but they clearly had enough as wipes 2 months down the road.

    If i where Test i would start packing shit to low sec….oh i be damned they already done that ๐Ÿ˜›

    Also about the Tourney…all teams with domi’s won the games.
    Eve the baddies versus some excellent teams murdered the oposition.
    Shows how OP Domi’s are and not how bad some teams play.
    Altough Goons are the 1st to say they suck at it, but in shit where it matters they gain ground.

    Another day another welp boys, keep feeding us those delicious tears and systems <3

    July 22, 2013 at 12:27 pm Reply
    1. anonymous

      For all the smug about killing these prophecies you welped a megathron fleet to them yesterday

      July 22, 2013 at 12:32 pm Reply
      1. Show me Please

        Awesome!!! please provide the Battle Report, I’d love to check that out!!!!

        July 22, 2013 at 3:07 pm Reply
      2. DM

        1 day and i made from 180-200 kills on test scrubs… When did we welp this mega fleet ur talking about?

        July 22, 2013 at 4:13 pm Reply
    2. N3 Grunt

      It’s amazing how all the trolls come out of the wood work saying.. Test needs to have their hands held… Test friends this.. Test Friends that… Might want to get down off your high horse and face reality that not one of the CFC alliances would hold a candle on their own. And hmmm when did the CFC start even being able to push back? With the hiring of BL. Without the help of BL you would all be whining “they keep station camping B-D”… “They are out blobbing us..” Enjoy the smug, as your day will come.

      July 23, 2013 at 12:21 am Reply
      1. Tim

        Yeah, that’s why the CFC are a tight knit group… Because cooperation wins. You don’t have the cooperation of a group, you’ve got a bunch of randoms who fancy helping today but may not tomorrow. Maybe you need to work on your diplomacy.

        Not that it matters, it’s so incredibly over.

        July 23, 2013 at 9:46 am Reply
  15. oi

    CFC propoganda machine go!
    While they cut backdoor deals to bolster their odds and split the fronts, but they’d never mention that.

    July 22, 2013 at 1:27 pm Reply
    1. really?

      all is fair in love and war. test have done the same back door dealings

      July 22, 2013 at 4:05 pm Reply
  16. Grunt

    so killed an outnumbered BC Fleet with BSยดs, holy shit you guys are awesome! Keep posting, Keep make your self look retardet.

    July 22, 2013 at 1:39 pm Reply
    1. Fartolio

      Maybe the retards are the guys bringing battlecruisers to fight battleships. Cmon, guys, there must be some Ventures left…

      July 22, 2013 at 2:18 pm Reply
    2. Dumbledore

      So at the point in the not-so-distant-future when TEST has no money for anything but frig fleets, CFC should bring frig fleets too, and preferably the same number too? In order to give good fights or something?

      I don’t think you really ~get~ what’s going on.

      July 22, 2013 at 2:23 pm Reply
    3. Tim

      HAHA! “Retardet”?

      The opoint of the post was just an update about what’s going on. TEST regularly get their fleets welped to our superior numbers, so we don’t need to brag as its just business as usual.
      Thanks for the systems and station though.

      July 22, 2013 at 3:23 pm Reply
  17. Luwc

    you forgot about my condor loss.

    July 22, 2013 at 2:39 pm Reply
  18. killgoons

    lawl, oh look at us look at us, our BS made mincemeat of the prophecy fleet LMFAO, taking credit with you’re retard on. aahaahahaa funny

    July 22, 2013 at 3:19 pm Reply
  19. Cold as ice

    I been on a few of these N3 Lead prophecy fleets, Last night we engaged goons, who had a full fleet of megas,

    We decided not to blue ball and fight we killed 4.2 bill to our 1.4 bill loss.(about kills on both sides)

    maybe that N3 is a little more compentent.

    here is another skirmish but still CFC heavy losses.

    I dont see where CFC is wining test is screwed.

    Here is another one i believe the one.

    Earlier today. We lost the isk war. But these BC ships are very cheap easy for someone
    casually playing a hour or so, even tho we get srp.

    I think the longer this war goes on , the more CFC is screwed,
    Then have no renter income. There space barely covers there sov/ fleets losses.

    But there stockpile will run out.

    July 22, 2013 at 4:01 pm Reply
    1. daniL

      keep dreaming !
      Maybe if you manage to stop goons from taking Fountain and make them lose more isk then you do, maybe you will have a chance.
      How ever Test showing for 1/10 times does not look like stopping anything.

      July 22, 2013 at 4:41 pm Reply
    2. Me

      look on the map. the second n3 redeployed, u lost a handful of systems. don’t look on specific battles (about 3 at number where u won) look at the war as a picture. 1 or 2 more rape like those in 9-VO0Q, and u are going to be homeless.. The second fountain gets under CFC, n3 will feast from delve and your members will start knocking at doors, for someone to accept them (most of them started already). sow, have fun as long as u can. your 0.0 experiment will be over soon. And this is what u get for biting the hand that feed u. If u would just appreciated what goons did for u, you would be now on the winning side, taking candy from another alliance.

      Have fun, fly safe.. or not.

      July 22, 2013 at 4:54 pm Reply
    3. Fartolio

      You do realise that Test has no renters too. CFC has a full wallet, wich Test does not have. And one day the guys babysitting you will have enuf of paying your bills?
      But letting this aside: Test will never get Fountain back. Or maybe they will rent there, if they win. Nice change for a bold, mighty, white knight alliance, isn’t it?
      Btw, i know for shure you guys lost some dreads today. Wutwut? No SRP?
      Respect for the few Testies wich did fight. Sadly they are always the few same.

      July 22, 2013 at 5:19 pm Reply
      1. Cold as ice

        I am not in TEST,

        TEST is one alliance. This ware atm is more than just them. I think NC. hates goons and as long as they have income they will go there for GF.

        TEST has been doing shit as of late, i don’t see fountain fail cascading.
        They gain there first station , (that they didn’t deploy )and a few junk systems.

        July 22, 2013 at 6:27 pm Reply
    4. Tim

      Wait wait, did you really just say you don’t know where TEST is screwed?

      This may help

      You can’t defend your space when that is your 1 objective. You keep banging on about VFK by X, but you can’t even keep your own space.

      CFC has easily enough isk to lose >10x your isk losses per battle and still win the war.

      July 22, 2013 at 5:24 pm Reply
    5. obvious troll is an idiot.

      try looking at the map.

      July 23, 2013 at 12:42 am Reply
  20. CFC Grunt

    All that rage unleashed here makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
    You know your hurting your enemy when you read posts like this :)

    Did you do 4.2 billion damage to the CFC oO ? realy !!! oO ? oh my, i think we need to start flying in Rifters soon :(
    Our isk is drying up :(
    A total of 4.2 Billion !!! BILLION, 4.2 BILLION damage !!!
    This may sound like a shock for Test who just had a donation of 30 or 40 billion so they could get a few lost ships back.
    For the CFC this is not even pocket change ๐Ÿ˜›

    Maybe we give Test some Life support soon when we are marching to Noll so they can keep showing up :)
    Nothing beats farming Test these days both in tears and fleets <3

    July 22, 2013 at 4:28 pm Reply
    1. Cold as ice

      I am not in test/ or Tribe.

      There lies Goons problem.
      That and you cant read.

      Im talking about bleeding isk.
      Your are ignorant to think 4 bill is a drop in a bucket . These skirmishes happens 4-5 time a day so 100B min isk a week, these are not CTAS

      You have no renter income, you are pulling money out your wallet .
      You may have 25 Trillion isk, but you have no pay check sort to speak,
      Why you need fountain in the first place.

      July 22, 2013 at 4:47 pm Reply
      1. Tim

        I think you misunderstand the war chest that sitting on the majority of technetium for 2 years creates. Mix that with coordinated market crashes and spikes and a team of damn good investors and even the 100b is just a drop in a bucket.

        Fountain is needed, because going forward CFC want to be able to continue to hold financial Superiorty. If the CFC is going to pay trillions of isk to welp fleets in Jita for years to come, it needs to maintain income.

        You wouldn’t see an oil company dry up an oil well then say “ok boy i guess that’s it, lets go home and roll in our money”, they would find a new well and carry on.

        July 22, 2013 at 5:21 pm Reply
        1. Cold as ice

          I think you misunderstand the RMT that is going on.

          July 22, 2013 at 6:37 pm Reply
      2. Dirk Hardpeck

        In before CFC failcascade

        July 22, 2013 at 5:23 pm Reply
      3. you fail.

        First your an idiot who lives under a rock, second all of your questions have already been answered months ago but since you weren’t paying attention: They want fountain for the moon goo isk, they have spent almost 2 years with a monopoly on the bottleneck item in the moon reaction process, and have made more than little change on the “emergent game play” they like to create in higsec, specifically the interdicting of ice feilds to drive ice prices up after buying all the ice. 4 billion is a drop in the bucket plain and simple you not understanding how many zero’s are in the goon wallet doesn’t mean they aren’t there, it just means complex thoughts are over your head. they are not losing 5 bill a fight 5 times a day, TEST is, goons are loosing about 1-2 fleets out of 9-10 at this point so your 100 bill a week in losses is more like 25 bill on a bad week, but here’s the kicker, Nulli TRIBE and TEST are losing that hundred bill a week and they don’t have the pockets the goons do and you can see the effect in the dropping fleet numbers. And remember every one in N3 is losing twice a day now, they die to the goons in fountain and then clone jump back to the spire just to die to a Solar fleet in a different fleet flying another expensive ship. so yeah there are people who are going to start having wallet issues soon, but its not the goons.

        July 22, 2013 at 11:40 pm Reply
        1. Nullibro

          N3 is supported by the largets renter empire in EVE, what is 100 billion a week when you pull in a hell of a lot more?

          Goons always relied on their moons to support them, now tech moons have all dried up in their isk amounts you have very low income, sure you might have 20 odd trillion isk to get through, but you are not putting that isk back in the wallet, your a slowly leaking it, whereas N3 is in no way leaking any isk whatsoever

          July 25, 2013 at 1:35 pm Reply
        2. Barkaway

          I dont know if you even look at the sov map, please do and tell us again ho bad N3 plus friends lose to solar, solar isnt even on the map anymore, yes they are still out there, but not winning against N3..

          July 25, 2013 at 8:49 pm Reply
  21. daniL

    Finally a war update !

    To all test that cry like babies, about the blob of CFC:
    Where are your numbers? 13k+ members! Barely forming a full fleet!

    Do not cry that you are losing, if you haven’t even try to win.
    You had NC. and PL suppers support!
    You had N3 fleets to fight for your sov.

    I leave in fountain for a very long time now. I can see why Test are losing.

    It might have been that, test have become the ultra care-bear habitat :).
    Local 30+ jump in with one, everyone dock up till danger passes…
    Well maybe now everyone had logged off till this war is over ๐Ÿ˜€ !?

    Where is your NUMBERS TEST?!?

    I have been there! In fact a lot of people have seen what I have seen, thanks to MAD_ANI’s stream …

    Sum up of the war till now:
    1. NC. and PL supers Online = CFC dock up and wont fight unless they can bring 800 or 1000 people….
    2. N3 forming 2x sub capital fleets, joined by barely 200 test pilots to fight the 900-1000 CFC! (that was actually the best effort I have seen to push goons back! )

    3. NC. PL supers gone = CFC use dreads and a lot of them … takes 9v
    4. N3 gone .. TEST + TRIBE barely forms up one fleet!?

    So wile on alliance sizes it looks like that TEST + Friends are more, the war looked like Test’s friends, deployed from the other side of EVE vs CFC…

    July 22, 2013 at 4:34 pm Reply
    1. Cold as ice

      Im in N3 yes i have to agree,
      but The other side of eve is boring, so were not going anywhere.
      But then again Test needs a slap in the ass.

      They cant even repair the damn jump bridges.

      July 22, 2013 at 4:49 pm Reply
    2. Nullibro

      Has everyone forgot its summer and people are on vacation?

      TEST numbers will return after the summer, the main reason the CFC are pushing hard to take systems now, they know when summer ends TEST and N3 numbers will swell

      July 25, 2013 at 1:30 pm Reply
      1. N3 Fanbud

        Exactly. So what does that means? Goons are basement kids playing the whole summer to win EVE while their pal’s playing outside. Most of our fleets are empty because of the nice summer we have in europe and so on.

        July 25, 2013 at 8:06 pm Reply
  22. Duh

    Nice writeup

    July 22, 2013 at 5:44 pm Reply
  23. in other news Test lost 6 systems today. Not looking good for test without out their allies.

    July 22, 2013 at 6:09 pm Reply
  24. CFC Grunt

    Pathetic coverage. There was kind of a reason the entire TEST fleet went “YOLO” when they jumped into the system. The same YOLO resonated when the fleet warp on us at zero.

    They knew they were gonna die but jumped in for a fight anyway. gf.

    July 22, 2013 at 6:48 pm Reply
    1. Robo

      They did something a goon would never do, jumped in for a gf anyway without mass odds advantage.
      Tally Ho test/n3 tip my hat to you :)

      July 22, 2013 at 7:51 pm Reply
      1. Nullibro

        Your right on that…cause Goons play to WIN. They loose so much in RL, they absolutly need to WIN at Eve to feel better about themselves.

        July 22, 2013 at 8:13 pm Reply
        1. riptest

          Not winning fast enough evolved into goons must need to win EVE because they fail in real life. Brilliant.

          July 22, 2013 at 8:34 pm Reply
        2. you poor baby

          I love watching people realize they are going to lose a sov war, you get to watch them cope with the loss, first ignorance the goons aren’t winning, then denial, the goons aren’t winning fast enough, then they realize the inevitable is going to happen and they move on to validation of their time spent on a game just to watch it go up in smoke by making fun of the winner because he has no life. The best part of this defense is they just as little of a life because they are the ones logged in losing to the guys logged in who are winning. But like the guy up at the top said test dones’t care about winning they just want to have fun dieing

          July 22, 2013 at 11:26 pm Reply
  25. Duh

    fofo was the invention of a Japanese Ultima Online player ‘Tiger Fai’ who would continually have his goods stolen. Although he did not understand the concept of securing his own mined ore from the thieves of UO, he did however recognize those who stole it from him. In broken engrish he would mash the f and o keys declaring his foes for all to see.


    your MOM

    The Goonfleet adaption of fofo was indroduced by our resident Australian M 87. Who also wrote MMO articles much like on You might just be lucky enough to hear M 87 scream out ‘YOUR MOM’ on teamspeak some day

    Etymological Note: ‘Fofo’ is used by some asians in much the same way we use ‘lolol.’

    July 22, 2013 at 8:36 pm Reply
  26. Count Sacula

    A good example of Eve goons and fofofo

    July 22, 2013 at 8:56 pm Reply
    1. arkady

      This is fantastic. My coworkers thought I was having a seizure I was laughing so hard.

      July 23, 2013 at 3:02 am Reply
  27. DrkyDrky

    In other news, ever since the battle mentioned in this article, there were 3 more major engagements, in which CFC’s mighty Baltecs were victorious in all 3.

    -Prophecy fleet was dunked on the 1st engagement.
    -Abaddon & fauxcats were dunked on the 2nd engagement
    -Another prophecy fleet with 7 dreads were dunked on the 3rd engagement

    Cumulative isk destroyed: ~80 bill isk on N3/TEST’s side

    Minor losses were suffered by the Baltec fleet during these engagements

    July 22, 2013 at 9:10 pm Reply
    1. NulliBro

      Your SRP will soon fall if you keep paying BL to drop dreads and save you, you mention the Baltecs being victorious but BL have dropped blapdreads plenty times to sway the battle in your favour.

      TEST and N3 for that matter are in no way Fooked, with an extremely large SRP and the fact that we don’t have to pay people to drop dreads for us, we can continue fighting for a very long time :)

      July 25, 2013 at 1:25 pm Reply
      1. Fartolio

        Nulli who?

        July 25, 2013 at 1:48 pm Reply
        1. N3 Fanbud

          You’re not even close to be funny, dickhead.

          July 25, 2013 at 7:54 pm Reply
  28. Rick

    This is a sad report and sums up the issues facing Eve.

    -Use spies to find out the enemies fleet type and numbers.
    -Mass more pilots
    -Use the correct fleet doctrine to defeat enemy fleet.

    FYI, there is a reason why sports have leagues/levels/ratings. It is because a close game is a good game.
    In eve close games/fights are extremely rare.

    And that is what makes it sad.

    July 23, 2013 at 2:47 am Reply
    1. Soulxlight

      Do not contribute Null Sec issues as being game issues in general. Small fleet action still lives and breaths just fine . . . big blue donuts will always have a big empty hole in the middle that sucks fun in and crushes it beyond recognition.

      July 23, 2013 at 6:27 am Reply
  29. WWW

    One word:


    July 23, 2013 at 7:46 am Reply
  30. Na

    Loving this thread, Testies are fooked, you do realise in the UK, the kids are off school, so expect them cfc fleets to swell even more. Best tears.

    Oh N3, don’t forget the reason you banded behind VINicent, to destroy CFC. WhYSO/INK/COW, don’t get to cozzy over in the East.

    We all like Surprises,m don’t we.

    July 23, 2013 at 7:56 am Reply

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