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This comes from Tribal Band After Action Reports forum and features TRIBE’s first-anniversary-fleet…

For the honor and glory of Tribe on this most celebratory day of days, I took a frigate/dessie roam out from hix to Karan, and then out to goons space. From HIX to Karan we saw nothing but a couple lonely pizza camping a bubble in D-3. Since we had more important things to do than try to chase down a Taranis from 100km away, we moved on.

From Karan we gathered a few more sperging autists and set our for B-D. We noted a Black Legion Muunin gang in YVBE and decided to go around. No way we could take on that gang. On the back side we managed to catch a sabre that jumped right on our dicks.

In J5A we noted a lot of blops activity. Recalling that goons like bombers now, I reminded our newer bros not to panic at the sight of bombs and keep the MWD off should we get bombed. This paid off in spades as we were bombed 4 separate times. The first time was singleton that we simlpy jumped past. The second was a full wave of obviously multi-boxed bombers. The third time was another wave of bombers, which we warped away from. The fourth time was another singleton which I instructed the fleet to simply sit still so they would see that a single bomb is no threat to a frigate so long as MWD is off.

At this point, we got lucky and the squad that had bombed us landed on gate just as we were. I ordered jump and we proceeded to rip them apart, losing only a single rifter

So, we farted around in B-D for a bit with the 400 reds and killed a cyno on station. No one else would come out and play. So we set desto to VFK and continued on. I wasn’t kidding when I said we were going to go shit on Mittani’s doorstep.

We saw little from EXE or FA except for ratters, ice miners, and a lonely Enyo that engaged in DY-.

What the Hell? Killboard is green as the amazon jungle. This will not do!

We reached VFK with no resistance. Upon arrival we proceeded to shit up local, shoot the station services, shoot the POCOs (All of them), shoot the station, drop cans insulting goons and their leader, link pics of Tribe Coming, and even demand sacrifices of young female virgins of caucasian descent to our gods! We made a major nuisance of ourselves.

We played some docking games and killed an inattentive pod on the undock. (Does not deserve commissar.) Our pro bomber scout got nice tackle on an Executioner which we then ripped apart. (Well deserved.)

We linked more pics and even a link to Puff Daddy, Notorious BIG, and Busta Rhymes rapping Victory, because were bad, and we were ripping CFC members apart left and right.

Finally, after nearly 4 hours of rapeage, we were about to bail and just leroy home at max speed because scout had to go to bed, when one guy reports he has a Broadsword and Slasher on the out gate. The Broadsword pilot’s name was Admiral Ackbar1. :roll:

With cries of “IT’S A TARP!” in local, we warped to the obvious bait ship. We landed on the edge of the HIC bubble just as planned and removed the offending slasher from the grid. :commissar:

We then proceeded to start melting the Broadsword when he unironically lit a cyno and dropped a triage Thanatos on us. Didn’t see that coming. Not at all.

In streamed hostiles from every gate riding battlecruisers, a couple cruisers, and even a dominix and Cerberus. At this point we were about 15 frigates and talwars. We lol’ed because we had accomplished our mission: We went out and had fun at goons expense. We shit up VFK on Tribe’s birthday in the middle of a massive bloc war with nothing but a small gang of frigs and dessies. We broke windows, wrote on the walls, and made a stink in local all for the glory of Tribe!

I’d like to thank everyone that showed up for this. You’re all bros. I’d like to thank Dear Leader, Triget, for keeping this stinking cesspit of autistic cats working together for so long. I’d like to thank TEST for having faith in us. And I’d like to thank the guys that founded The 99 Percent for showing me that nulsec can still be fun when I was ready to give up on it.

Op success!

30 Comments

  1. Duh

    I remember the TASHA and 99% guys when the CFC helped take Delve/PB from -A- and Nulli, they were ok dudes, I dont know these TRIBE guys

    July 19, 2013 at 4:44 pm Reply
    1. Pregnant Wombat

      Tribe is like Providence… Crappy in the big ship battles, but they do know how to counter the small stuff. My advice to goons is treat Tribe the way you would treat a smaller entity. If you try to be the smaller entity, you will lose. Test is the exact opposite. FYI im guessing Tribe provided test, and tribe learned from provi exactly what to do with bombers. Given the right fleet composition, Bomber fleets become immobilized very quickly.

      July 19, 2013 at 5:17 pm Reply
      1. Dumbledore

        Ehm… “They do know how to counter the small stuff”?

        July 19, 2013 at 8:53 pm Reply
        1. Pregnant Wombat

          ehm… “I think you missed the point of what I was saying.”

          Try to read all the comments first before you start making points at the very first comments of the article. Might help you in the future.

          July 19, 2013 at 8:57 pm Reply
        2. Pregnant Wombat

          eh… nevermind then. I see from your post above you are purely looking to troll for no good reason.

          July 19, 2013 at 9:00 pm Reply
  2. Dirk Hardpeck

    Post BR or it didnt happen

    July 19, 2013 at 5:13 pm Reply
    1. riverini

      My bad actually, I’ll update the links in a few.

      July 19, 2013 at 5:28 pm Reply
      1. Dirk Hardpeck

        OMG!! The mighty Rivirini came shining down from the heavens and graced me with a reply! o_o

        Glad the make your acquaintance sir

        July 19, 2013 at 5:52 pm Reply
    2. Fix it pls

      The real question is why is this news? This site is going down the toilet.

      July 19, 2013 at 6:19 pm Reply
  3. Pregnant Wombat

    Smart, they are learning as I have done in fleets against bombers. Bombers are great, and they seem unstoppable, until you realize there is a counter fleet to them. And then bombers become worthless piles of crap… especially if you are like the goons and dont even fit cloaks on them.

    July 19, 2013 at 5:14 pm Reply
    1. ---

      I don’t know where you dump fucks are getting this from, its progod that does cloakless bombers not the cfc.

      July 19, 2013 at 5:31 pm Reply
      1. Pregnant Wombat

        still irrelevant…. the doctrine works whether theres a cloak or not.

        July 19, 2013 at 5:32 pm Reply
  4. bs

    wow Evenews must be desperate for stories to put such article up… theres not one interesting thing there…

    July 19, 2013 at 5:29 pm Reply
    1. Pregnant Wombat

      I really don’t know what you are trying to refer to, Goons have been running Bomber Fleets to deal with not using the big guns everytime. This is very relevant news. Seems like you are trying to get information hidden. It serves as a good reminder to the big alliances that when someone moves to Bombers, you don’t keep the same ships, but rather move to anti-bomber fleets.

      July 19, 2013 at 5:31 pm Reply
      1. bs

        Relevant news lol what a bs. Article about some small roam that noone would ever know about if not … well the article.

        Most pvp guys get more kills in an hour and you don’t see them braggin about it here, because killing few frigs and couple bombers is nothing to brag about. Thats what i’m refering to 😛

        July 20, 2013 at 10:52 am Reply
  5. Dirk Hardpeck

    In before CFC panicwarptosun;failcascade

    July 19, 2013 at 5:49 pm Reply
  6. not that interesting

    so they killed a few frigs and pod and call it op success. wow, living the high life. but there is no mention of how this ended. oh wait, here is the BR.
    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=18800224
    now the isk killed/lost may be in favor of tribe, but come on, this is not news. this is a small gang roam that got podded back home after some fuckery.

    July 19, 2013 at 5:53 pm Reply
  7. thedude

    WTF IS THIS SHIT !??!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!? jesus fucking christ you dudes suck more and more

    July 19, 2013 at 6:11 pm Reply
    1. Dikreathz

      yes just like your … MOTHER :)

      July 22, 2013 at 7:22 am Reply
  8. Why?

    It is great that you had fun, but no offense…..this is not really something the general eve populace cares about. You didn’t do anything but roam around and kill 3-4 randoms then die. The average highsec pve corp accomplishes the same thing in lowsec roams….

    July 19, 2013 at 6:21 pm Reply
    1. Observer

      Look, ma! I killed 2 frigates!

      July 19, 2013 at 7:48 pm Reply
  9. minernoob33

    o7 Tribe Bro

    July 19, 2013 at 7:41 pm Reply
  10. Soldarius

    Tribal Band is what happened when The 99 Percent and TASHA merged. I was there, then and now.

    When we whelped into the bait Broadsword we had already been roaming for 4 hours, and the fleet was advertised as suicide frigs/dessies. No matter how much goons try to ruin our fun, it is an impossible task. We give no f**ks and can always find new and entertaining things to do in eve. Celebrating Tribe’s birthday with a vandal roam to VFK was great fun.

    July 19, 2013 at 8:52 pm Reply
    1. Dumbledore

      I congratulate you for killing 6 tech 2 frigates. Well done.

      July 19, 2013 at 8:54 pm Reply
      1. Pregnant Wombat

        Why are you so butthurt about life? It was a fun roam and they include a little information about it.

        July 19, 2013 at 8:59 pm Reply
  11. Muul Udonii

    You naysayers can think what you like. But I actually like stories like this. a couple of lowly dudes have a great evening, and come back with a story to tell. It’s not a very good story and didn’t involve disbanding anyone, stealing isk or killing a super; but it’s more than most of us did during those 4 hours.

    July 19, 2013 at 9:46 pm Reply
  12. Meh

    They’re not entirely bad. They did have the intelligence to avoid Black Legion afterall.

    July 20, 2013 at 3:42 am Reply
  13. tribalisdead

    Wow… an article about roaming…. shit if I wrote about every roam I went and killed people ‘left to right’, I would have this whole website filled with it…

    Useless article obviously fail propaganda

    July 20, 2013 at 4:19 am Reply
    1. Frank going 2 Hollywood

      Why don’t you right something then?
      I liked the story, shows what EVE is about, having fun with friends. Seems like it was fun and they seem like good people to be with.

      July 20, 2013 at 12:44 pm Reply
  14. Navo

    Nice roam. Glad you enjoyed yourselves.

    July 20, 2013 at 9:41 am Reply

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