Well, sometimes life have strange twists. Being one of the richest players in EVE and making 100x more kills than “nullsec PvP-ers” are nice achievements, but I’m surely very-very sad as no one likes me (yes, I have to admit, I cried all the way to the bank).

Now look at that:

This is my scout pilot, on the same account as my main, Gevlon Goblin. What the hell she’s been doing in Dreddit, TEST alliance? Well, several players from TEST sent me messages that things have changed a lot in TEST and my haters turned out to be … haters and left or removed for various jerk moves and I can apply back. I dismissed them as trolls. But one of them was hard to dismiss. Kaito Momaki sent me quotes from the forum where a topic was created about my 0.5T and also informed me about the changing general attitude. I did not believe it for a second. Finally, he got the financial director, Packetninja to EVE-mail me that my re-application would be accepted. So now I’m once again docked in K-6 (I know it’s not the deployment base, but that’s lowsec, anyone can dock there).

It would be great to say “it was my master plan all along”, but the truth is that until I saw Cindy with the Dreddit tag I was just as sure as you, that my days in TEST (and likely in sov-null in general) are over. I mean everyone was sure that TEST would rather cooperate with Pizza than get me back … oh wait!

What happened? Well, read the new alliance update. It says “Financially we’re finally to the point where I need to ask people to contribute. We’ve been welping things pretty much since I took over, and the wallets are finally worn out.” Well, it’s good that it’s written. Goons still try to lie themselves that they are rich while they are fielding stealthless-bombless stealth bombers. First step of solving a problem is admitting that it’s a problem. That “fun” doesn’t keep you in ships.

What will I do in TEST? My best to help with their pretty bad financial situation. Without testing, my ideas are just ideas without proof. I need to win this war as much as they need it. So I accepted the offer without hesitation.

The best comment about this rather surprising situation?

PS: My other pilots will lag a bit because I have an ongoing project in highsec that I’ll finish this week and post the results next Monday.

– Gevlon Goblin

His EVE journey show a very interesting “outside the box” approach to the game, PVE and the trade hubs, reason for which we invite you to pay a visit to his blog.


  1. lol

    You and your defenseless mining barges are in trouble now goons. Goblins coming to blow you up

    July 15, 2013 at 7:49 pm Reply
  2. Alison King

    this guy a cock jocky or what ?

    July 15, 2013 at 9:49 pm Reply
  3. no one cares about you

    what a worthless bunch of crap. and people say they hate goons for ganking and scamming? o.O
    sounds like you went to the wrong alliance asshat. but remember 1 thing, there is always someone better. yes, i make more than you HA!

    July 15, 2013 at 11:37 pm Reply
  4. Daniel Plain

    TEST alliance. now with 25% more incompetence!

    July 17, 2013 at 4:17 am Reply
  5. I ♥ ( . Y . )

    if you are one of the richest niggers in eve then why don’t you screen shot your wallet?
    Anyone can make some bullshit graph

    July 18, 2013 at 7:19 am Reply
  6. smile to your wallet

    this is an example how richest in eve becomes poor, nice that you have invested in TEST WRECS please give them more money they have no ships again

    July 21, 2013 at 12:29 pm Reply
  7. smile to your wallet


    July 21, 2013 at 12:30 pm Reply

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