A few days ago I received a picture showcasing how GoonSwarm Federation and friends were rolling heavy on Megathron ships, being a seasoned bomber pilot, the first thing that struck me was: Damn that’s a good bombing run there. Here is a battle summary of the disastrous fleet ran yesterday by the CFC agains the combined fleets of Northern Coalition, Nulli Secunda, TEST Alliance and friends.

Op Briefing on CFC Comms

Let’s start up with the comms within the CFC, the FC chest beating and peptalk is hilarious once you take into account how five minutes into the recording, the tables are turned for him:

Around the 5 minutes mark this happened:

This is not a Welp as they didn’t manage to kill the whole fleet… just most of it.

Order of battle

Battlereport written to Nulli by Canaris Roshaak:

First of all, I would like to say thank you to each and every pilot who showed up and made this massacre possible. Regardless of all my smug to follow, your hard work and dedication paid off today with another victory for the unstoppable AUTZ.

To start, due to some timer snafu (TEST, please post your shit correctly k thanks), we were originally set to form 4 hours before the important timers. We took advantage of this, formed and saved a few systems, as well as dropping SBUs in 4-EP, the only Goon station in Fountain. Plenty of boring :sovwar: ensued over the 4 hours before downtime, with our main fleet forming at 1030. Sitting on Titan until downtime, our supers/carriers repped an important final timer on the PNQ Ihub, saving that station from the very real possibility of having been lost over the weekend. Goons pinged that their form-up would be pushed back until post DT.

Post DT, our fleets quickly reassembled and bridged to 9R4, another station system with its IHUB in final RF. Goons formed their 2 Mega fleets, and wisely decided not to engage us on the grid we had chosen and pre-set for a fight. This cost us another 30 minutes of boredom, but built the anticipation for the fight further. Finishing the repairs and downing the SBUs, we started moving towards 4-EP, where goons had just finished killing our SBUs and proclaimed that they would fight us, so long as we jumped to them. As we jumped into IR-, Goons re-positioned into 3WE to prevent us from getting on Titan and dropping behind them, so we took the fight on the in-gate. Our scouts had reported that one of the 2 Mega fleets had warped to the gate at 0, so we rushed our jump in to try and tackle them. With the Tidi spiking from the jump in, my ship was one of the first to load grid, and subsequently the first ship to have the gate-cloak timer expire. One great fleet member screamed that I was decloaked, so I called for the fleet to break cloak and to get reps on my Proteus. Domis dropped drones, and with 26 Celestis from the Goon’s fleets damping me, the fleet assigned to our backup trigger, who began chewing through Battleships. Triage/Logi reps caught me in 20% armor(thanks guys, <3 you long time), and Progod's fleet of TEST AHACs cleared from the bubbles. With Progod re-positioning, Quesa dropped an outstanding bombing run right on one of the Mega fleets, forcing them to ping roughly at the same time, and giving Pro time to get his AHACs to 0 on the second Mega fleet. With his entire fleet packing scrams, he was able to pin down the enemy fleet, and Coalition Blapdreads lead by Baki from TEST were cynoed in. At some point the Celestis blob that had been damping me decided to fuck-off and damp something else, so I re-assumed triggering. Goons realizing the fight was turning into a slaughter broke off as many ships from the engagement as they could under the cover of a bombing run on our Domis. ~50 Bombers managed to kill *two* Domis and a mess of drones, while we quickly being dropped and assigned replacements. Ending the engagement with around 50 Megas in bubbles/scrammed, we called for split trigger to kill twice as fast, and mopped up the field. Post fight, I smuged hard as fuck for around 20min while our Capfleet saved the last final timer of the night, and went home very satisfied.


DOG-Net Battle Summary


  1. Firefox4312

    Did want those Megas or that smug morale anyways.

    July 13, 2013 at 11:34 pm Reply
    1. /b/


      July 13, 2013 at 11:38 pm Reply
      1. Firefox4312

        /b/ the gods of the internet..

        July 14, 2013 at 9:47 am Reply
    2. Hadtobesaid

      ohhh, cfc lost 85 BS, compared to over a 1000 test and freinds have lost in the last week alone, not including the ton of caps test has lost to boot.

      July 13, 2013 at 11:47 pm Reply
      1. Bigdeal

        It’s not so much they lost them but that TEST or who ever this is crows about it, GUYS, ACT LIKE YOU”VE BEEN THERE, is all I can say from a sports perspective.

        July 14, 2013 at 12:02 am Reply
  2. Food For Thought

    wonders when you guys are gonna flip on Test…… there is no e honor in Eve, people will always do whats in there own best interest, am I wrong? Heh, without N3 help fountain wouldve burned allready.

    July 13, 2013 at 11:42 pm Reply
    1. wut


      July 13, 2013 at 11:44 pm Reply
    2. stating the obvious

      And without CFC goons would burn also….. I not sure the point your trying to make…. blobs win eve?

      July 13, 2013 at 11:50 pm Reply
      1. Tellmemore

        So are you saying that TEST, N3, PL, and the rest are now a Coalition like the CFC? If so why haven’t we heard about this? who lead in the Coalition is PL calling the shots like Goons do for the CFC?

        July 13, 2013 at 11:59 pm Reply
        1. Jerry

          Your taking one alliance in the coalition, and saying they wouldn’t win without there rest of the coalition.

          Is that not stating the obvious to you? serious fucking question. Its ridiculous to even talk about, as it could be said about every single alliance taking part in this war. If not every alliance in nullsec.

          July 14, 2013 at 12:10 am Reply
          1. Tellmemore

            No I’m not, I’m asking if the group fighting the CFC has become a official Coalition like the HBC, or the CFC, Serious Fucking question, dumbass.

            July 14, 2013 at 1:58 pm
          2. Jerry

            Who cares if they call themselves an official coalition, they are a coalition just the same, they all team up to fight CFC every day.

            Guys, guys… we can make ridiculous statements about how one alliance in an unofficial coalition with no witty name wouldn’t stand a chance if they were not in their unofficial coalition. But those same ridiculous statements can’t be said about our official coalition because it is an official coalition with a witty name and everything.

            Does that about sum up your train of thought?

            July 14, 2013 at 4:06 pm
          3. Dikreathz

            yeah sure goons are taliban and test is moa ze dong, :) if that doesnt sum it up for you ur IQ probly suffer immensely 😛

            July 15, 2013 at 8:55 am
    3. Titus Veridius

      lol. Why? Sort Dragon is gone, and N3 have their war with TEST and PL as allies….no war games’s like…an alternate history of April 2013. It’s like nothing bad ever happened. Bros4life

      July 14, 2013 at 1:53 am Reply
    4. Nullibro

      I don’t know man but one thing is certain, the whole of Eve does not wonder when you guys are gona flip on Test cause, you already did by invading their home.

      July 14, 2013 at 2:41 am Reply
    5. war anyone?

      i can tell you when we’ll flip on test, when the Mittani sets his fucking clone to empire and hits self destruct.

      July 14, 2013 at 7:23 am Reply
  3. Duh

    Aaaand then the next day N3 had to stand down because they could only fill one fleet o7

    July 13, 2013 at 11:48 pm Reply
    1. cfcfaggot

      no ops posted, only roams, try again cfc faggot

      July 14, 2013 at 12:17 am Reply
      1. Duh

        Nomad pls. Progod formed a fleet, watched all of y’all undock on anis stream, you couldnt even fill one fleet so stood down

        July 14, 2013 at 3:15 am Reply
  4. shittani

    Here we go!

    July 13, 2013 at 11:56 pm Reply
  5. former AAA

    riv I saw your “first!!!” post and I want you to know that I f**king lol’d.

    July 14, 2013 at 12:01 am Reply
  6. Carlos

    its funny goons talking about even/fair fights…Goons notorious for not making a fair fight.

    July 14, 2013 at 12:52 am Reply
  7. That was annoying

    Jesus H. Christ PLEASE use br doc.

    Also oh no, it looks like they lost about the value of a whole Nyx In BS.

    July 14, 2013 at 2:04 am Reply
    1. riverini

      Two Nyx hulls to be exact.

      I’ll come up with a better option than eve-kill, the thing with BR-Doctor is that it doesn’t load under heavy traffic.

      July 14, 2013 at 2:50 am Reply
    2. Firefox4312

      Even though the eve-kill is all derped. The values are correct… N3 + TEST kill amounts on the left, CFC on the right. Looks bad but at least values are correct.

      July 14, 2013 at 9:49 am Reply
  8. epic

    “im just not gonna fight them on their turf” sounds like cfc leadership needs a reminder of what an “invasion” is LOL

    but really though i should join the cfc the koolaid must be amazing! those little bees drink up and believe wholeheartedly

    July 14, 2013 at 2:22 am Reply
  9. CFC Grunt

    The one and only Welp of the CFC so far, i am impressed.
    6 or 7 weeks in the war :)
    You give some you take some.

    So far CFC hasnt welped 25 supers or 10 Titans.
    Remember the other wars with CFC ? welps left and right day in day out 😛
    Hate it or love it was have improved much.

    But we are winning the war (slowly) to slow for Vince’s and Booda’s liking.
    Winning is winning tough fast or slow, quite impressed we are gaining ground versus the Best Coalitions ingame N3 / PL.

    Love this war <3

    July 14, 2013 at 9:27 am Reply
    1. Firefox4312

      The CFC never welp because they always refuse to fight and blueball thus never have to worry about dying.

      Fcon will prob welp a titan in like the next 2 weeks or so.

      July 14, 2013 at 9:51 am Reply
    2. Robo

      Lmfao first dunking, first 3 weeks was cfc getting dunked constantly, cfc have such bad memories, very oblivious, what happens when you listen to mittens horse shit for days on end I suppose…

      July 14, 2013 at 10:04 am Reply
    3. youhaa

      “The one and only Welp of the CFC so far, i am impressed.”

      that poaster is:
      1) easily impressed
      2) proud CFC member for ‘less then one day’ as he was a hisec miner before that
      3) complete and utter moron so he will make Mittania proud.

      July 14, 2013 at 10:26 am Reply
      1. Fartolio

        i counted 2 welps. care to count more?
        Yeah, i know, it hurts…

        July 15, 2013 at 7:55 am Reply
    4. Kainotomiu

      “The one and only Welp of the CFC so far”

      haha whaaaaaaaaat

      July 14, 2013 at 1:58 pm Reply
      1. Fartolio

        the second welp, actually. still does not compare to the Pro Welps.

        July 15, 2013 at 7:54 am Reply
    5. Testie

      Maybe not supers and titans, but i know you are missing a few dreads from the pile 😉

      July 18, 2013 at 3:45 pm Reply
  10. notinblob

    LOL at the video. The guy literally did nothing else but pressed “assist drones” and “orbit” in addition to fucking up OHing his hardeners. This is why every decent PVPer regards nullbear blobs and F1 drones taking part in them as shit.

    July 14, 2013 at 2:55 pm Reply
  11. S2N YO


    July 14, 2013 at 4:15 pm Reply
  12. DrkyDrky

    This battle is nothing but a drop in a bucket compared to the massacre that happened at Z9PP and 3WE (last week).

    A battle with similiar magnitude of ship losses occurred today, cept it was mostly N3/TEST’s AHACs that went kaboom. Why isn’t that covered? xD

    July 14, 2013 at 4:59 pm Reply
    1. oi

      Put a BR together or gtfo, lazy twit. Maybe it wasn’t reported because nobody reported it?

      July 15, 2013 at 1:31 pm Reply
    2. Testie

      It was reported…..last week, genius….

      July 18, 2013 at 3:43 pm Reply
  13. Seems it was a fun fight.

    July 14, 2013 at 5:40 pm Reply
  14. Politics and chest beating aside, that was one hell of a well placed bombing run, even if one pilot was off by about 45 degrees.

    July 14, 2013 at 5:50 pm Reply
    1. Fartolio

      ^ This.

      July 15, 2013 at 8:07 am Reply
  15. Marcus

    I wish I still played Eve.. I use to be back in NCdot when we took tribute from the NC. Was good times fighting everyone, especially the CFC. I quit because bills got in the way but it would be awesome to sub back up and join one of these alliances kicking CFC in the ass. I only have one war toon though with no alts to make isk while I pvp. Which one of you guys want to pay for my sub and fund me ships to fight these fuckers? =)

    I got 60million skill points and can fly almost any subcap and very close to any race subcap.. cept missiles ships.. fuck missiles.

    July 15, 2013 at 5:23 am Reply
    1. notyowelfare

      Pay for your own shit scrub

      July 15, 2013 at 6:58 am Reply
      1. Marcus

        That makes sense I harbor no hard feelings against that statement at all.

        But after doing a midnight wake an bake I thought about it a little more..

        Many alliances are itching to get numbers up in fleets to fight people.. some people sub extra accounts to do many different roles in an alliance and pay billions monthly and some would rather not have to show up to fights. I COULD BE THAT RESPONSIBILITY! I would show up to all fights in correct ships and be your little pvp slave.. baller. Cmon that would be sick if you don’t wanna pvp just pay me to do it.. I only ask for plex and ships. I’m a one man mercenary lol.

        July 15, 2013 at 9:51 am Reply
        1. DubbaYooArr

          lol that was a good laugh

          July 15, 2013 at 4:59 pm Reply
          1. Marcus

            Lol yea I had a good chuckle at it myself.

            July 15, 2013 at 10:18 pm
        2. NC. Grunt

          holy shit shut the fuck up no one cares about you fuckin pubby mcfaggot

          July 15, 2013 at 9:04 pm Reply
          1. Marcus

            Ehh you sound a little upset man. Sorry I am not taking this as seriously as you are. I am working on it.

            July 15, 2013 at 10:17 pm
  16. Fartolio

    The guys did a really good job against the megas. Sad, and despite their professionalism, this does not happen often. And i doubt there will be a second time.
    A good fight is a good fight, no matter if you win or loose.
    Ofc there will be always some reptilian Hodors thinking they did win, or that they matter.
    Nice to fight N3. Nice to fight Nulli. Can’t fight Test. Well, they can’t loose if they not there. 😉

    July 15, 2013 at 8:06 am Reply
  17. Pisslord Jenkins

    Oh look. Another biased Evenews24 hit piece.

    July 15, 2013 at 1:16 pm Reply
  18. artxUs


    July 17, 2013 at 7:57 pm Reply

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