Here is something interesting, redditor 00000000011 posted on the social network the following leak and picture of the state of the TEST Alliance reinbursement program:

Dear TEST,
It’s been a fun few weeks as head of reimbursement. As you know we are “poor” and “unable to pay out any reimbursements” to our pilots because we are so “poor”. We’ve made some changes where if you needed money we would expedite you through the queue and get you into a ship as best we can. We’ve had some pretty big welps and we started to get behind back in delve during the 1-SMEB fights where we were having 50-60b in reimbursements per fight. Shortly after we had the T8T jumping of the NC. super fleet where we welped about 30b worth of dreads, this shit still gives me nightmares. Include the multiple rokhfleet welps, capital welps at Z9PP and 3WE. We were significantly behind on reimbursements and at one time we were sitting at 110b to be paid out and over 60 pages….

That being said, earlier this week Packetninja contacted me and told me he wanted to pay out the entire queue (sitting at 86b at the time) and I said let’s fucking doing it. Keep in mind this was early in this week… But since you know we are “poor” and “unable to pay out any reimbursements” we had to settle with paying bigger chunks than normal but not the whole queue. Today came and I saw the post from ENL-I and Ottawulf who donated 40b…

So TEST, as of right now this is the reimbursement queue:

You might be wondering why it’s not completely empty and is instead waiting on that wonderful apple loving man Captain Pitts… Well he decided to leak an image of his unpaid reimbursements to zulu peeps. Now he had whined within minutes of his reimbursements to my team about how they weren’t paid out already, so he had been pushed to the back of the line multiple times (his last Loki was about 3 weeks unpaid). Yes I know, I’m a vindictive asshole :dwi:

I just have 1 thing to say now, fuck goons… reimbursement now fully empty and I even paid Captain Pitts. Thanks to Lord Falkens for helping me pay out the queue this week as it’s been me and him pretty much doing payouts since 1-SMEB. Thanks to everyone who donated to TEST which led to the reimbursement wallet getting filled bigger and faster.


Much has been said about TEST Alliance’s inability to keep up the war, on the other hand it seems like TEST is indeed full of generous members willing to pony up the required cashflow to keep the gears of war turning. On the other side of the fence, for weeks there has been a lot of chatter regarding how TEST alliance wallet was about to go bust in wake of its insurmountable losses.

So the question is up, How Poor TEST Alliance really is?

– R


  1. Alison King

    Go test !

    July 13, 2013 at 4:39 pm Reply
    1. 2.4

      Speaking of dogs….

      Did you give that guy who donated 40bil herpies yet?

      July 13, 2013 at 5:44 pm Reply
      1. Naughty little boy

        Who was speaking of dogs exactly?

        You really are a silly sausage

        July 13, 2013 at 11:02 pm Reply
        1. sausagelover

          He’s just some hater who was denied by Alison King!
          I guess his silly sausage was the only sausage she wouldn’t touch.

          July 14, 2013 at 8:09 am Reply
    2. what

      who the fuck are you and why are you posting nonsense all over this shitty site

      July 14, 2013 at 7:42 am Reply
  2. sw

    well, alliance walled is empty if they had to take donations to pay for reimbursements…

    July 13, 2013 at 4:53 pm Reply
    1. nerdlord

      Yes because SRP are the only bills that have to be paid obviously!
      Inb4 test dropping all sov because Alliance wallet is empty!
      OMGWTFBBQJKDLIRYENS you are stupid!

      July 13, 2013 at 5:28 pm Reply
  3. DrkyDrky

    Bragging about being able to buy a temporary band-aid for a severe bullet wound

    July 13, 2013 at 5:06 pm Reply
  4. CFC Grunt

    How long before their generous donators are broke ?
    I mean everythime Test show up they welp 30 to 130 billion per fight.
    I hope they have rich members left to keep showing up !!!
    The best fights are against Test !!! shooting sitting ducks !!! make me remember Duck Hunt on the NES !!!
    Keep them donations comming Test <3

    July 13, 2013 at 5:08 pm Reply
    1. 2.4

      Duckhunt was awesome, and this war is exactly like that!

      Except that fucking dog! Just wanted to kill him every day!

      July 13, 2013 at 5:42 pm Reply
    2. lol

      pretty sure they dunked your ass yesterday. I did enjoy the recording of cfc comms saying “well they didnt kill us all” yes you are right not all 400 but we did manage to kill 162 cfc ships in the few min you had the balls to fight us before you ran away to try and save some face

      July 13, 2013 at 5:59 pm Reply
    3. alu1208...

      i think there getting outside help too not just line members but benifactors who wanna see goons die

      July 13, 2013 at 6:37 pm Reply
    4. LOL

      The party line is strong in this one, you should put qoute marks for all the mittens repost in this shitty poorly thought out rebuke.

      July 13, 2013 at 11:04 pm Reply
    5. lawful insanity

      Well lets be fair here, Havent test been cashing in for all this time since aaa died? So I imagine there a shitton of mems with tens of billions just sitting in that alliance….

      July 14, 2013 at 2:38 am Reply
  5. SRP might be empty now, but it won’t be after a few more welps.

    July 13, 2013 at 5:25 pm Reply
    1. lawful insanity

      Like that cfc mega fleet right?

      July 14, 2013 at 2:36 am Reply
  6. Your mom

    I’m confused how this guy just bragged about broke?! That’s literally what he just summarized and thought he was being cool about it.

    July 13, 2013 at 5:39 pm Reply
    1. Gumpin

      TEST alliance is the James Dean alliance of eve.

      July 13, 2013 at 7:41 pm Reply
      1. Frozen corpse of James Dean

        You mean dead?

        July 14, 2013 at 2:08 pm Reply
      2. Dikreathz

        And goons are the Zuma (presidential rapists and thieves / hillbillies)

        July 15, 2013 at 8:20 am Reply
  7. Eve Onion

    That title doesn’t even make sense, no wonder noone reads EN24.

    July 13, 2013 at 5:42 pm Reply
    1. Paddy

      Still you seem to read it 😉

      July 13, 2013 at 5:55 pm Reply
      1. Just Saying

        hahaha yeah he he is posting here

        July 13, 2013 at 8:49 pm Reply
  8. Dutchguy

    Lies all lies 😉

    July 13, 2013 at 5:47 pm Reply
  9. Hodor

    Having join test last weekend, I have so far lost about 8 ships, 5 of them given to me from Test_Free, little rifters, used on mass to take out 150mil+ tornadoes from Razor. We are getting blown up on a regular basis and its never been more fun. We even went roaming in 30 ventures looking to murder something, the Goons, having lost there sense of humour when mittens started RMT, formed up a 120 man fleet (bridged in with a titan), to deal with this dangerous bunch of ventures.

    Keep being serious Goons, its never been more hilarious.

    Hodor Hodor.

    July 13, 2013 at 5:49 pm Reply
    1. Love it

      The reason i still play this shitty game, its all about the lol’s

      July 13, 2013 at 11:01 pm Reply
    2. lol TEST

      I’m glad you worthless TEST chaff believe your own propaganda about Mittens RMTing and the CFC NOT WINNING FAST ENOUGH, because it just makes it that much more pleasurable to wipe your pathetic alliance out of 0.0 and enjoy the failure cascade that will surely top that of IT.

      July 14, 2013 at 7:40 am Reply
  10. jk

    I dont care if i get reimbursed since i have billions, all i care is getting rid of CFC so that the RMT empire of mittens collapses.

    July 13, 2013 at 5:57 pm Reply
    1. lol test

      As long as Baki Yuku’s botting empire stays intact all is cool

      July 13, 2013 at 7:34 pm Reply
    2. lol test

      Also if Mittens is RMTing CFC money why is the CFC able to afford reimbursements despite having no income? TEST has had more income than most CFC alliances besides GSF for two years, so what happened to all of that money? Are you sure your leadership isn’t skimming all of it?

      July 13, 2013 at 7:36 pm Reply
      1. lol

        cfc is running out of isk that is why they are so desprate to take fountain and its moons. Cfc talks about how test is poor but they are running out of isk themselves at an alarming rate and it will make itself known soon

        July 13, 2013 at 8:25 pm Reply
        1. zeekthegeek

          Goons want Fountain to keep the level of absurd material wealth and crazy social programs. Even if they did not take Fountain they would absolutely be able to maintain indefinitely, albeit with the fancy programs cut out.

          July 13, 2013 at 10:30 pm Reply
        2. reggin

          You’re fucking stupid lmao

          July 14, 2013 at 7:44 am Reply
      2. Just Saying

        Why does CFC say they have less supers than the allied forces against them? all that time sitting on all that moon goo empire i would think CFC out numbered anyone in Supers and Titans. SRP is the scraps you get to keep you idiots happy while Mittens cashes out.

        July 13, 2013 at 8:47 pm Reply
        1. lol

          SRP isn’t “scraps”, and you’re retarded if you think that, but you’re probably a foul-smelling wretched hisec bear. CFC alliances have subsidized and reimbursed supers and titans for years, but the onus of buying or training a supercapital alt has always been on the individual pilot, as well as funding the majority of the build. Until the tech nerf, CFC pilots were given free rigs, fighter-bombers, doomsdays, jump portal gens, x-type/a-type tank mods and named guns when they bought a super or titan, and they didn’t have to pay build fees.

          Also, the CFC can easily match N3 and TEST in super numbers, but the problem comes when PL comes into play. Nobody in EVE can outsuper NCdot and PL combined.

          July 14, 2013 at 12:29 am Reply
          1. lawful insanity

            Lol really? My buddy in razor had to but the nyx and completely fit it himself, So wheres his free mods?

            July 14, 2013 at 2:35 am
          2. lol

            Either your buddy in razor is nonexistent or you’re retarded and can’t read because I said before the tech nerf. Or your buddy’s a fucking moron like you

            July 14, 2013 at 2:54 am
  11. CFC Grunt

    Seems its going the wrong way then Mr jk.

    If i where you i would try to get more coaltions on your side,Test / N3 / PL / BoB 4.5 + renter alliance’s seems to be having a realy hard time to stopping CFC from taking more and more space ?

    Dunno who more you can invite to try and stop us, but to me it seems the only coalitions left in Eve are the Russians ?

    Do you guys speak Russian well ?

    Seriously you outnumber us and you got all the damn Elite alliance’s behind you, and still we manage to (slowly) take Fountain.

    CFC seems to just keep trucking and trucking m8, goodluck and pray we stop in Fountain.

    July 13, 2013 at 6:09 pm Reply
    1. gumpin

      when was the last cfc tcu onlined in fountain again? :V

      July 13, 2013 at 6:21 pm Reply
      1. A guy

        June 9th, 2013 in Z9PP, why?

        July 13, 2013 at 7:34 pm Reply
        1. HAHA

          OH Snap!! Bitch gotta throw out some facts? Who do you think you are mister?

          July 13, 2013 at 11:24 pm Reply
    2. Observer

      I find it funnier that CFC grunts go on about how test needs allies… but then forget they are a coalition themselves. I’d like to see how a fail group like Fatal Ascension(with the redheaded troll from fanfest leading the way) would go against Test, Alliance vs Alliance only.

      July 13, 2013 at 7:01 pm Reply
      1. A guy

        FA trying to go up against an alliance five times its size is dumb as fuck and so are you

        July 13, 2013 at 7:33 pm Reply
        1. dumbcfcfaggots

          as dumb as you it seems, as cfc is much larger than test alliance by themselves… you just made the guys point in fact

          July 13, 2013 at 8:24 pm Reply
      2. Just Saying

        I bet one of the smaller N3 alliances like Why So or even The Unthinkables would smash FA on a 1 vs. 1

        July 13, 2013 at 8:42 pm Reply
        1. riverini doesnt like ink

          INK(The Unthinkables) already did that when fazor deployed to E02

          July 14, 2013 at 12:36 am Reply
    3. youhaa

      (looks at Fountain sov)

      Where exactly is CFC winning space?
      You just pray Ncdot is leaving the area next week.

      July 13, 2013 at 7:33 pm Reply
      1. Tim

        I think you must be looking at the wrong map if you can’t see it… It’s the 10 systems on the right, or put another way, the 9% of the claimable systems in fountain on the right.
        Hope this helps!

        July 13, 2013 at 7:47 pm Reply
        1. stupidcfc

          i think you miss understood those systems were given to cfc by sort dragon, cfc has less sov in fountain now then when sort gave them a bunch

          July 13, 2013 at 8:23 pm Reply
          1. slo

            And they lost all the systems they got from sort dragon already.

            July 13, 2013 at 10:44 pm
          2. Not a Pet

            I think you misunderstand. The systems that Sort gae to CFC has already be retaken by TEST. Those you currently see, are what the CFC has taken from TEST.

            Also, in most wars since Dominion, taking sov itself has been rather irrelevent. Entities hit moons first, break the opponent’s will and then they take sov.

            So in fact, it doesn’t matter how sov moves from CFC to TEST or vice-versa. Sov means massive bills. Its only useful for when you want to upgrade the system or put a Jumpbridge and/or cyno jammer. Both TEST and CFC couldn’t care less about the sov right now, xccept maybe for the jumpbridge system. What they care about, is the moons and ability to get the moon goo.

            July 14, 2013 at 12:10 am
          3. Ackilles

            Eh, I wouldn’t mind staging out of one of the fountain systems a bit closer to the center, b-d is rather far away. I’m guessing we’ll move this week sometime when n3 has left and we start the heavy structure grind to flip fountain quickly

            July 15, 2013 at 9:02 am
        2. youhaa

          yeah, but it’s the same like that for the last 2-3 weeks?

          so ummm, where’s the progress?

          July 13, 2013 at 9:06 pm Reply
          1. Awards

            YEAH!! BUDDY! you win the first of this thread to say “not winning fast enough” prize!!!! congrats and keep up the good posting!

            July 13, 2013 at 11:22 pm
    4. lulz

      cfc talking shit…had to pay people to stop attacking them LULz

      July 13, 2013 at 8:22 pm Reply
    5. Acwron

      Is fag mittens showing you The Fountain map from Sisi ? That would explain alot really…

      July 13, 2013 at 9:02 pm Reply
      1. lol

        I know you’re still assmad about getting scammed because you’re a dumbass, nomad pls

        July 14, 2013 at 12:33 am Reply
    6. bro

      How retarded are you with propaganda cfc aren’t taking crap.

      July 13, 2013 at 10:43 pm Reply
      1. Ackilles

        We are actually steadily pulling in more and more systems at this point. Starting from b-d we are all the way down the pipe sitting happily in 4-e and 3we. Test moons are dropping consistently with not even a ping on your jabber. I’m sure you’re leadership doesn’t tell you about that, and perhaps you guys do even take the moons back from us later on. But the fact remains that we are able to go nearly uncontested through your space bashing you structures with little to no resistance for days at a time and our sov presence is expanding.

        Also, N3 is doing a full evac, so thats pretty much GG.

        July 15, 2013 at 8:58 am Reply
  12. Boomlackalacka

    I don’t like test but I would give them a billion or two myself for killing Goons. Lots of players like me in the game.

    July 13, 2013 at 7:45 pm Reply
    1. test donor

      +1 I have a little bit more isk than I know what to do with. Might as well give it to someone who decided to break from the blue donut.

      July 13, 2013 at 9:50 pm Reply
    2. Devore

      Why “would”? Just do it. Put your money where your mouth is.

      July 14, 2013 at 12:00 am Reply
  13. Thomas

    We’re not too poor to pay ship reimbursements, why just yesterday a guy had to pay almost half out of his own pocket to help us clear the backlog? I’m not sure how a person would ever think that made sense

    July 13, 2013 at 7:57 pm Reply
  14. Herpa Derp

    Fuck Test fuck Goons

    July 13, 2013 at 10:12 pm Reply
    1. Dikreathz

      NO NO NO support test till goons are gone then blow them up, really get your priorities straight

      July 15, 2013 at 8:11 am Reply
      1. Herpa Derp

        Don’t support either Test is Fucktards aswell as goons I hope they both kill each other

        July 15, 2013 at 3:41 pm Reply
  15. zeekthegeek

    To pay off the backlog, a single TESTie had to give them 40 billion. (Baki? he stole all of TEST’s moons out from under them after all, it’s the least he can do. Or maybe the newly joined Gevlon Goblinn)

    July 13, 2013 at 10:26 pm Reply
  16. duerp

    Posting because its SOOOOOOOO difficult to create a bootstrap mockup and attempt pushing disinformation across the board. Quality.

    July 13, 2013 at 11:15 pm Reply
  17. Not a Pet

    Its simple. TEST is pretty poor. The alliance can’t pay the reiumbursement by themselves, so they had to ask for players to donate. That makes them poor.

    CFC still get their reimbursement from the alliances. Maybe at one point CFC will run out of money, and then players will also start contributing. That will make them poor.

    Paying down the entire queue in one shot doesn’t mean anything if you have to ask others to pay it down for you. Lets see how long that can last and how fast that queue fills up again.

    July 14, 2013 at 12:06 am Reply
  18. Somerichguy

    Its a pleasure to be able to help TEST with their finance. When things get rough again, I`ll be glad to throw in some more.

    July 14, 2013 at 12:31 am Reply
  19. RiP

    ………….RIP TEST…………………

    July 14, 2013 at 12:40 am Reply
  20. Duuuurk

    So TEST is down to living on donations? That’s usually a one time thing, can’t expect the same ppl to keep donating billions and billions. This basicly means R.I.P TEST and hello Goon supremacy again.

    July 14, 2013 at 2:15 pm Reply
    1. Dikreathz

      hello dumass, highsec pilot will to donte to test just to show you up, dont thonk for one second that attempted goon scams on me go UNHATED. i will see goons go pop i will donte to any entity willing to fight you and you will barely notice but it will be for a good cause … 😛 suck it!

      July 15, 2013 at 8:08 am Reply
  21. frak goons

    Goons i n the same boat

    July 15, 2013 at 8:00 am Reply
  22. CFCPilot

    This does not look good for TEST. are they Living on donations? Everyone wants this war to end and there be a clear winner. I do not. I want it to last forever. Fountain is a DeathFunZone currently! come on TEST show us you have much more fight in you yet!

    July 15, 2013 at 10:54 am Reply
  23. Nullibro

    Just heard FA are imposing a tax increase on their members. They are even telling them to GTFO if they are not happy. Looks like this war is not just hurting TEST finances after all !!

    July 15, 2013 at 11:38 am Reply
  24. ha ha ha is this mittanis personal web site ?

    July 15, 2013 at 11:01 pm Reply
  25. Sold

    Riv, if you had bothered to do some digging, you would have found the publicly available donation site, and it’s attendant donation list detailing the hundreds of billions of isk have been donated to TEST.

    July 18, 2013 at 2:17 pm Reply

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