Here is a pretty good war update from Nulli Secunda’s leader behalf, Progodlegend, read on as he pretty much give the lowdown on what has been going on during the last few weeks.

All of the station systems Sort Dragon dropped sov on and handed to the CFC have been recovered and are back in TEST’s hands, as are a majority of the moons lost before our arrival. The only station left in Fountain owned by the CFC is 4-EP, which is also a station they happened to drop at the start of this war. Suffice to say we’re making excellent defensive progress and need to keep building on this. If we can keep rolling back the CFC’s modest gains, we can begin taking the fight to their own territory and really drive home what a monumental miscalculation Mittani & Co. made by kicking off this Fountain campaign.

Now, this is one of the big elephants in the room, so we may as well deal with it now. On July 2nd, we had a potentially major setback – a rogue alliance director who had been inactive decided to make an exit by robbing our July rental payments to date, then disbanded both S2N Citizens and Nulli Legio. Over 200 systems simultaneously dropped sov, including roughly 50 stations. This is something that could have easily been a deathblow to the war effort in the Fountain, and it is only through the absolutely heroic efforts of both our coalition and PL that we managed such a miraculously swift recovery. In under 6 hours, all of the stations had been flipped to friendly hands. Within a day, we had reclaimed most of the sov that had dropped. We’re still in the process of moving it all over to the new rental alliance, but the recovery we made was incredible. I’d like to thank all of N3, TEST, PL, and everyone else who helped grind and/or donated large quantities of TCUs to help get the space re-secured. The sheer scale of this feat was utterly unprecedented in EVE history, and everybody who pitched in should feel justifiably proud.

While we were east taking care of the home front, the CFC used this as an opportunity to stop grinding in bombers and decided to bring their capital fleet out of mothballs. They reinforced twenty systems during this offensive sprint. Within 24 hours we were back on the front, and in another extremely impressive showing, 19 of the 20 systems were saved the next day. Excellent work, guys.

Of course, since good things cannot last forever and I have a tendency to smug really hard right before things take a turn for the worst, we subsequently suffered a series of stinging rebukes. Over two days we lost two Domi fleets hilariously to bombs, TEST lost roughly 30 carriers, and another 200 Rokhs died. If you want a proper summary of the entire Z9PP clusterfuck, PL’s Manfred Sidious did an excellent writeup that can be read here. It was a horrible string of days that we only got out of without completely losing TEST’s ass due to CCP having such fat fingers that they hit Q instead of Z. In short, we got damn lucky, but we’ll take it – luck’s as good as skill on the battlefield. Losses or no, the war continues.

In happier news, the Aussie TZ has been driving all before it, in no small part due to the much-beloved Canaris Roshaak. He’s been putting our Dominix fleet to good use and has dunked every CFC FC who has faced him. That’s not to say we haven’t had our fair share of bad times in AU: I welped two Rokh fleets in the past week, though I did get my revenge the next night in both cases. Despite these incidents, we’ve won far more than we’ve lost in the AUTZ, with Domis being dominant and even managing to kill an anchoring station egg. This is only the third time an egg has been cracked in EVE’s history, and the two previous losses were in 2005 and 2006 by scrubby sixth-rate alliances nobody bothers remembering these days. To not put too fine a point on things, it takes some rare skill to fuck up this badly. Our coalition’s investment in the AUTZ is paying off in spades, and we anticipate yet more audacious deeds from this merry band of brigands in the weeks and months ahead.

Financial Issues? The big question here is obviously going to be “are we broke?” The answer is simple: no. We’re covered for this month, and due to everybody’s strenuous efforts, things will be back to mostly-normal in August.

Current Issues Fleet numbers are down across the coalition, and this needs to be fixed. Guys, this is an amazing war with more fights and content than I’ve ever seen before. Step up and get involved in the brawling. X up for fleets. I promise our FCs will stop being silly and warping fleets of BS to gates unscouted and dying horribly to 50 bombers (gg). We need max numbers all the time to win this. We as a coalition should easily be maxing out two fleets and have a fleet of bombers/gokufleet and have an overflow ewar fleet to throw at any fight we want in the EUTZ, but so far we’re struggling to fill that second fleet.

So stop fucking around and let’s all step up our game so we can make this happen. Block wars of this magnitude literally require you to modify the way you play the game for a while. Everyone lives in our form up system, everyone is on jabber, everyone responds to jabber pings when they can and get’s in fleets that are being put up around the clock. That’s how we are going to be able to win this war.

Yes, blueballs suck, but those blueballed fleets don’t take too long due to us having uncontested capital superiority. When the CFC decides to claim spurious “tactical victories” by wasting their members’ time, we get to unleash our big guns and let them do all the heavy lifting. The CFC can spend hours grinding ihubs in bombers all they want; we’ll do it in five minutes – but only if we can get the crucial subcap support the supers need to safely operate. Every man, woman, and (man)child counts towards final victory! Only together can we smack the smarmy sneer off Mittens’ smug face.

Why We Fight I’d like to make something perfectly and unambiguously clear to everybody, so pay close attention to this part. The entire reason N3 as a coalition was formed was in anticipation of this war. This is literally our raison d’etre. Grinding Russians out of the east, setting up a rental empire, fucking around on deployments around the map – all of these things were simply preparatory steps on the path towards today’s events. If we can’t do this, we’re fucked in just about every sense imaginable. So pull out all the stops, put everything on the line, play all our cards, leave nothing for tomorrow; whatever trite adage you prefer, the bottom line is that this is the one war in which we simply cannot hold anything back.
Either every single member of every single alliance in our bloc goes all-in for the duration, or we burn.
bolded what I consider the most important thing in the update.

—– END of transmission —


  1. Ossey

    Test will lose this war if they dont start invading CFC sov. The defender always dies

    July 11, 2013 at 4:37 pm Reply
    1. invade

      lol wut?

      It would just be ignored like they are ignoring constant pecking 401k is doing to them. They will rage form for any critical final timer in the north but they are just letting the shack fall down basically. CFC has stated they don’t give a shit about the north anymore. Whether that is a bad idea or not that is what is happening.

      Test is just fine by picking and choosing battles to fight and holding their defense in fountain. This will go on for a long time and the pendulum will swing back and forth during the duration.

      July 11, 2013 at 4:48 pm Reply
      1. Ossey

        TEST isnt “fine” atm. Numbers are getting lower. Nobody can finance this war forever.

        And currently is TEST more short of money than CFC. The only option is to destroy your enemy. Taking the sov of CFCs stage system would be a great victory and lead the “Final Solution”.

        N³ and friends need subcapital upperhand first and steamroll CFC sov with scaps right after it

        July 11, 2013 at 5:24 pm Reply
        1. neon

          i blame summer for the low numbers.
          hell there is shit good weather atm to enjoy i’m just rarely in the mood for gaming.

          July 11, 2013 at 10:59 pm Reply
          1. Halaluja

            Amen Brother!!! Time to get out of the basement for a couple weeks!!!

            July 12, 2013 at 2:59 am
          2. Ossey

            I guess the goons are living in a bad weather country in this case, because their numbers are fine

            July 12, 2013 at 2:35 pm
        2. Amen to that!

          Funny how we keep hearing “TEST” in every conversation, but I never see them alongside of us in any of our fights? I’ve come to the conclusion that TEST is just the excuse for the war and not a factor in what the outcome will be.

          July 12, 2013 at 8:07 am Reply
          1. sill sausage

            ^^is a goon

            July 13, 2013 at 10:37 am
    2. duh.

      You can’t attack someone’s home to use as a distraction if they don’t give a shit about you burning it down.

      July 13, 2013 at 1:44 am Reply
  2. Good Times

    PGL summed it up pretty clearly: the reason N3 exists is to fight and destroy the CFC. Should clear up the myth that N3 could somehow be convinced to leave the war.

    July 11, 2013 at 4:39 pm Reply
    1. Fletch

      N3 exists to have its head up PLs ass. It had no problems working alongside Goons when PL did the same.

      July 11, 2013 at 5:19 pm Reply
      1. Not Sounding Retarded

        During the all-of-2-weeks people spent shooting test in delve prior to fountain? Or have you somehow neglected that Nulli and the CFC have been shooting each other for literally years straight? PL was never friendly with Nulli until S2N teamed up with NCdot and PL in fact initially evicted Nulli from delve a year ago.

        Also look at it from PL’s perspective. Who would they blue? The CFC? -A-? Everyone knows test is shit. They needed allies too and chose to turn to N3

        July 11, 2013 at 7:43 pm Reply
        1. don't lie to the noobs

          I’m sorry but asking who would PL blue is a dumb, we all know they have blued ANYONE with more than 2 supers in their alliance to avoid risking their favorite win button. Acting like they consider anything but super numbers when negotiating with other coalitions for standings is a joke.

          July 13, 2013 at 1:40 am Reply
          1. anonymous

            You are dumb. The only long term blue they have had is nc. which started way back during the war vs the NC

            July 13, 2013 at 3:54 am
      2. Wey'oun

        With how long this game has been going, and how much empires rise and fall, i dont think there is a single entity in EVE that isnt now working with old enemies. That is the cycle of life.

        July 12, 2013 at 8:47 am Reply
    2. War anyone?

      We are the war until every goon moves back to empire,

      N3, specifically nulli, are the happiest group of dick slappers around.

      Word to Mufhasa Katchaturian, and Symba Caldari. Long live league of non-aligned xxxxXXXXX420XXXXxxxxx

      July 11, 2013 at 5:55 pm Reply
      1. Dirty Rotten Sneaky Bastard

        NOOOOO! Not moving to empire. Go until every Goon quits Eve!

        July 12, 2013 at 4:21 am Reply
    3. lalala

      nulli is dead man. just look on the killboards, they are far away from an active alliance in the biggest war in eve ever. they can only add 40-60 man to a fleet and if you remove the OPSEC guys ….

      July 11, 2013 at 6:28 pm Reply
      1. Northern Vet

        Moron hell last week a N3 fleet had 187 Nulli in it

        July 11, 2013 at 8:45 pm Reply
        1. lalala

          wow, last week ?

          don’t pass on the best part, because it was not the fleet to regrind the dropped sov. not hard to see the progress nulli could throw into the pot.

          July 12, 2013 at 10:21 am Reply
      2. Really nulli dead too?

        There is no nulli?

        July 11, 2013 at 10:07 pm Reply
    4. shive

      n3 will fall long before CFC, any other ideas is just …..

      July 12, 2013 at 8:50 am Reply
  3. Alison King

    don’t we all fight to end goons hold on this game ?

    July 11, 2013 at 5:10 pm Reply
    1. Other

      Nope some of us come here to have fun. Taking part in a bloob in a 10% TiDi is as far from fun as I can imagine. Owners of Test or Goons have fun, you just hit F1.

      July 11, 2013 at 7:07 pm Reply
      1. +1

        Ye who gives a fcuk about bloob – aliances and their useless politics

        July 11, 2013 at 7:09 pm Reply
        1. Horux

          bloobs ftw.

          July 11, 2013 at 10:13 pm Reply
          1. the mittani, unemployed gamer

            Did someone show their bloobs?

            July 13, 2013 at 5:03 am
    2. Wels

      Not really, no.

      July 11, 2013 at 7:51 pm Reply
    3. Michael Carson

      Newp Dun Care, Long as I can Still buy my ships, Get my Plex, Blow whatever/whoever Up, Or kill Roids.. Still having fun with my corp and other friends in the game.. Let the “Elites” Play the “Fun denying” game. While Me and my mates do as we please and actually have a Less Stressful Time. No matter what and it was proven many a years ago.. Remove one power house shit stain and another Takes it’s Place.. Whether its BOB, IT, TEST, Goons, Solar, Or who the fuck Ever.. Someones Always going to be Good-neutral-Evil And are Leet or Suck at the Game. Tis the Cycle of ALL MMO’s. The Moment Mitanni Drops.. Someone will Take his place.. And that fight will occur. Personally I rather Know thy enemy and work around it’s Fuckery. Goons are Greedy, Goons will do what it takes to keep there playerbase happy.. Mittens Knows how to work the Meta-Game. As long as I can decently predict Who’s hand is in the Mitten and what that hand is making Mittens Do.. I can have fun. Having Fun is what we all do in all our different Ways..

      July 11, 2013 at 9:14 pm Reply
      1. Your mom

        This is like saying, let’s be slaves because we know how to be slaves and I know who my Master is. GTF in a fleet and stop trying to scapegoat…:P

        July 12, 2013 at 8:01 am Reply
    4. chuck snorris

      Show us your boobs

      July 11, 2013 at 9:43 pm Reply
    5. tatas

      TITS or GTFO.

      July 12, 2013 at 12:34 am Reply
      1. Bill Cat

        BRAINS or GTFO tatas

        July 12, 2013 at 3:35 am Reply
        1. go be PC over there >

          Go copy someone else you schmuck, or does that take to much effort and thought for you to accomplish?

          July 13, 2013 at 1:35 am Reply
  4. Alison King

    Now is the time to end goons rein everyone join the fight and lets rid this shit stain on the universe!

    July 11, 2013 at 5:11 pm Reply
    1. java

      you obviously have been evicted or displaced or isk butt hurt as a by product in making bad decision…the big one, choosing the loser…have fun running level 4s in you new space…errr i mean empire

      July 11, 2013 at 6:01 pm Reply
      1. All in time

        Spoken like a true goon riding the easy train of eve. Don’t worry I am sure you will be able to jump ship to another winning side once the goons fall. May not be this war, maybe not the next, but all empires fall.

        July 11, 2013 at 6:40 pm Reply
      2. Mord Fiddle

        Don’t be silly. ISK don’t have butts.

        July 11, 2013 at 8:19 pm Reply
      3. Alison King

        Right , Goons are mindless zombies following there ldr , who rmt their wealth away on fancy holidays to e3 and eve fest

        July 12, 2013 at 1:40 am Reply
    2. Mord Fiddle

      I thing you meant it was time to end Goonswarm’s reign, not Goonswarm’s rein. In fact I would think you would fervently wish Goonswarm to have reins, because then their reign could be reined in. And I don’t say that just to rain on the reign of reins.

      And yes, I do have too much time on my hands.

      July 11, 2013 at 6:06 pm Reply
      1. Dirty Rotten Sneaky Bastard

        Thanx Mord… now my eyes are bleeding.

        July 12, 2013 at 4:16 am Reply
      2. Firefox4312

        Yo dawg, I heard you liked reins so I could reign your rein with reins while you reigned.

        July 12, 2013 at 6:07 am Reply
    3. IgottaDollar

      Aren’t you the one that sends some kind of sex pictures of yourself and something if we donate to TEST?

      July 12, 2013 at 2:54 am Reply
    4. sandwichbitch.

      Alison, sandwich please. No talk. S-A-N-D-W-I-C-H!

      July 12, 2013 at 4:24 pm Reply
  5. Jesus Christ

    Thank god this man had the audacity to enter a bar during fan fest and tell sort his girlfriend was a psyco bitch. 1 phrase brought more content into eve that i ever saw. wondering whats next. gg progod.

    July 11, 2013 at 5:21 pm Reply
  6. Gilas Fanatic

    To the GODS of N3,PL & TEST+

    July 11, 2013 at 6:34 pm Reply
  7. Nullibro

    Well I do not know about you Progod, by I would really like to get “fucked in just about every sense imaginable”.

    July 11, 2013 at 6:54 pm Reply
  8. Someone

    This war was over the day it started. If you don’t believe that you are delusional. Just enjoy the content it creates till N3, PL, etc take their toys home. Enjoy Eve while ya can.

    July 11, 2013 at 8:18 pm Reply
    1. Horux

      Why you copy pasta this odd line on erry article?

      July 11, 2013 at 10:11 pm Reply
      1. Firefox4312

        Because it’s obviously a CFC bot.

        July 12, 2013 at 6:04 am Reply
  9. Pinko!

    Quit shooting blues in fleets and things might just go better for you.

    July 11, 2013 at 8:19 pm Reply
    1. Dirty Rotten Sneaky Bastard

      Gotta shoot something! The CFC just keeps running and hiding.

      July 12, 2013 at 4:14 am Reply
      1. Lord Maghnus

        “Over two days we lost two Domi fleets hilariously to bombs, TEST lost roughly 30 carriers, and another 200 Rokhs died.”
        I guess this must have been blue on blue

        July 12, 2013 at 6:58 am Reply
  10. adid
    July 11, 2013 at 10:15 pm Reply
  11. Turd

    NC. you aren’t as broke as TEST so maybe you should help bail them out. They are having a hard time of it. If you can afford it.

    July 11, 2013 at 11:49 pm Reply
  12. lols

    “Canaris Roshaak. He’s been putting our Dominix fleet to good use and has dunked every CFC FC who has faced him”

    What about that time he got himself log off trapped and your entire coalition got bent over while his whole fleet sat at the log in screen waiting for you to keep the CFC busy raping you so they can run away?

    July 12, 2013 at 12:32 am Reply
    1. Firefox4312

      Uhm, dare I start linking eve-kill BRs of people like dbrb getting dunked, Vily getting dunked.. Think Laz got dunked as well and so did Fawlty7.. I don’t think Vee’s fought and lost yet, but it’ll happen eventually.

      July 12, 2013 at 6:02 am Reply
      1. tay appention text nime.

        Did I say the CFC was perfect? No, I said you guy wasn’t perfect, nice reading comprehension you have there.

        July 13, 2013 at 1:32 am Reply
  13. Someotherdude

    Gotta hand it to NC they minimized that SOV drop and amazingly pulled it out of the fire in 24 hours. I can’t imagine the amount of nerd effort that took. The egg kill was icing and the bees seem to be drones (sans stingers) lately. But they tried to get as much into reinforce after that SOV drop but just didn’t have enough time. Who would have guessed they’d only buy 24 hours and a 400b ISK hit? Perhaps it’s time for Goons to negotiate for peace, for their own good.

    July 12, 2013 at 1:12 am Reply
    1. Dreamer.

      yes the super fleets was awsome move to save the lost sov. this i belive was not a work of CFC even if they where smug as hell for it.

      The Egg was a long guy thing not a CFC deployment. (still gj killing it)

      400B … no 600B you have to calculate the cost of the TCU/IHubs also and the resub cost of 40 super holding chars. 600b is not a laughting matter for any alliance.

      and with russians on there front hitting there homeland its just a matter of weeks before they pack up and go home … Worst thing that could happen to N3 is them having to clonejump back and forth between the two deployment zones. …..

      besides N3 and PL got a easy way out of the conflict and is are my eyes only there for good fights and is essentialy not risking anything. Lets hypotesis what whould happen if N3s backyard get set on fire by DD and Solar? would they rush home and let Test burn? probl.

      No i only see one way for this war to end. and thats fountain in CFC hands.

      once moral is shatted in test (as they are broke apparently) they will flee to Delve to regroup perhaps they at a later date can retake Fountain but the way its going now i doubt they can hold it for a prolonged period of time.

      CFC got the initiaive

      CFC reinforces everything and forces Test et al to defened everywhere

      CFC dictates whats worth following up on while Test et al have to defend everything.

      defensive and losing ground is hardly winning now is it?

      and saying ahem “our wallets are empty” so please donate more is just highway to hell in my opinion Churchil didn’t tell the public that after Dunkerkirk there where less then 200 tanks to defend the british ilands with now did he? Test is feeding its enemy with propaganda and is putting the shotgun to its own head in my opionon.

      July 12, 2013 at 1:06 pm Reply
      1. loler

        “Lets hypotesis what whould happen if N3s backyard get set on fire by DD and Solar? would they rush home and let Test burn? probl.”

        I see you don’t know much about DD.

        July 13, 2013 at 10:07 pm Reply
  14. Luwc

    in a nutshell ” Hey guys , we are going to help the guys that took our sov …. to be exact we are going to fight their war and defend the space they took from us. Oh by the way, I am afraid that we sided with the wrong dudes so we are pretty much fucked if we dont win , K THX LOL
    PS : Stop loosing fleets”

    July 12, 2013 at 7:20 am Reply
    1. anonymous

      Nulli only lost its space when the Cfc joined in

      July 12, 2013 at 3:59 pm Reply
  15. azurenightmare

    Nulli’s the running joke of nullsec, emphasis on the word “running” since that’s all they do.

    July 12, 2013 at 10:13 am Reply
    1. Aonus_the_blaster_maniac

      sounds like alot of butthurt here. go back to eating ur hot pockets fatty.

      July 12, 2013 at 10:45 am Reply
      1. azurenightmare

        Sounds like I offended you, since you spent the energy to reply.

        July 12, 2013 at 10:48 am Reply
        1. fatty

          nice picture you got there fatty mck fattfuck

          July 12, 2013 at 12:07 pm Reply
          1. azurenightmare

            Sticks and stones Nullitard, sticks and stones.

            July 12, 2013 at 2:19 pm
          2. Aonus_the_blaster_maniac

            you mean hot pockets and mayonnaise?

            July 12, 2013 at 9:29 pm
          3. azurenightmare

            Aww how cute, the nullitard is angry.

            July 12, 2013 at 9:33 pm
  16. future

    yes nulli need to fill numbers or nc. will turn this coalition into aliance + pets, oh wait its happening

    July 12, 2013 at 10:15 am Reply
    1. Luwc

      I have to admit that Nulli is one of the best potential null sec alliances.

      gotta give them credit . They build up vastly in skill and numbers. Turning from a CVA Pet into a big player in the game
      As a CFC member I can say that if Nulli shows up . We take fucking notice
      ( can’t say that about BL and 401k as they don’t really change anything in fountain )
      Plus , seeing them retake 201 systems in a matter of days shows their dedication.
      Kudos to Nulli . But sh*t … you guys are f*cking retarded for making yourself Test Pets. Expain this please : CVA PET -> Independent Strong Alliance -> Test Pet.
      I dont get it.

      July 12, 2013 at 2:12 pm Reply
      1. future

        cva pet -duno about this, independent strong ali – in the shadow of nc., test pet – u nuli nub read once again mah post.

        “As a CFC member I can say that if Nulli shows up . We take fucking notice”
        yes i also undocking salvager ship

        “Plus , seeing them retake 201 systems” u on drogs ? nc. just didnt like s2n citiz holding isk, so now nc. aso gona hold it

        “I have to admit that Nulli is one of the best potential null sec alliances” u proly ment nc.

        July 13, 2013 at 9:59 am Reply
  17. FA grunt

    The director was not rogue he was working with FA the reason this started is because they took away his diplo rights then he went and realiated by banning people on the forums. After that point it was suggested that he just disbanded the allaince and do as much damage as possible. Before a coordinated effort to do this happened he to took it upon himself to disbanded the rent alliances.

    July 12, 2013 at 2:08 pm Reply
  18. CFC - Every Man for Himself

    CFC just lost badly to N3. One fleet retreated off the field early in the fight leaving the second CFC mega fleet to burn.

    July 12, 2013 at 2:28 pm Reply
  19. Progod's Mom

    looks like n3 needs motivation, PGL and others are too retarded to realize people hate shooting structures you fuckin nerds. you forced your members to grind solar space, now more with no break for real pvp. what a bunch of pricks n3 leadership is. props to the russians who listened to their members and stopped countless CTA’s for shooting structures. All of n3 look like a bunch of pets, not a war machine. especiialy with whyso getting dunked by solar while dsp and ink get dunked by red alliance and gorgon. LOL n3 is doomed, and they forgot russians never fear impending doom.

    July 13, 2013 at 5:30 am Reply
  20. icu

    Progodlegend aka baghdad bob

    July 13, 2013 at 12:41 pm Reply

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