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In case you don’t know who he is, Alphastarpilot is one, if not the youngest FC’s in game, he used to FC for Thorn Syndicate, now he resides in TEST Alliance and is in my opinion one good fleet commander.

What’s interesting here is a one on one TeamSpeak conversation on how fleet participation have been shrinking and how this affect the whole Fountain campaign. Before you pull off your pitchforks and shout at me, take a moment and listen to the whole thing here:

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68 Comments

  1. shari

    *pulls of the Pitchfork and shouts at riverini*
    have phun TEST :-)

    July 10, 2013 at 4:39 pm Reply
    1. Fiberton

      LOL

      July 10, 2013 at 5:05 pm Reply
  2. -=-

    He’s yelling about people not creating content for people who want content? Could that be because they are on the ass pounding side of “the content”?

    July 10, 2013 at 4:44 pm Reply
  3. Ossey

    isnt there a summary , hate when I have to listen to a young gay boy 14min

    July 10, 2013 at 4:49 pm Reply
    1. riverini

      “a one on one TeamSpeak conversation on how fleet participation have been shrinking and how this affect the whole Fountain campaign. “

      July 10, 2013 at 4:51 pm Reply
    2. Bawk Bawkbagawk

      what do you usually do with your “dates” then? ball gag or just “bite the pillow”?

      July 10, 2013 at 6:39 pm Reply
      1. Ossey

        Usually I masturbate myself and put his mouth on my cock seconds before I am cuming.

        Such little boys usually swallows without any problems

        July 10, 2013 at 6:48 pm Reply
        1. Bawk Bawkbagawk

          seems you have put a lot of thought into this, well done. i admire commitment to a hobby.

          July 10, 2013 at 7:40 pm Reply
  4. babi

    A wise young man!

    July 10, 2013 at 4:50 pm Reply
  5. HA!

    I’M NOT CRYING!!!! I’M VOICING MY OPINION!!!!
    Should that be the new battle cry???

    July 10, 2013 at 4:54 pm Reply
  6. SpricerGuy

    Riverini, you are so deep in Mittani’s ass brownnosing is not enough to describe it – whitefeeting is more like it.

    July 10, 2013 at 4:54 pm Reply
    1. Fiberton

      Considering River is not in the CFC and is in Red Alliance, this would mean you are full of shit.

      July 10, 2013 at 5:05 pm Reply
      1. RA who ?

        no it means RA is full of shit, which it always has been.
        how’s curse btw ? i heared its lovely this time a year

        July 10, 2013 at 5:21 pm Reply
        1. Fiberton

          O Snap..You hurt my feelings :( ..Let us all cry and wonder which scumbag you are. Lovely this time of the year in Curse actually. Jumped into fleet early today and ding ding ding.. -1 Darkspawn Moros. We missed the others by Just a minute. Always tomorrow.

          July 10, 2013 at 9:09 pm Reply
    2. well it is pretty obvious at this point that Test is losing the war badly. Their numbers are way down and their allies are getting tired of their shit.

      July 10, 2013 at 8:02 pm Reply
  7. Herpa Derp

    Would be better if Test getting rid of Capital Reimburstments aswell as not fucking taking 3-4 weeks for reimburstments is fucking insane. When they Reimbursted my fucking Carrier wasn’t even enough for a fucking Hull or even all my Fucking drones FUCK TEST.

    July 10, 2013 at 4:56 pm Reply
    1. chzy

      you got dead and you want replacement? lololololol. here have let me play the worlds tiniest fiddle for you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8H-CTeX2-4

      July 10, 2013 at 5:48 pm Reply
    2. lol

      cfc liar….cfc shittier than -a-

      July 10, 2013 at 5:56 pm Reply
  8. Herpa Derp

    AlphaStar is one of the funniest FCs from Thorn Lucian James is the best at having the Fun Factor.

    July 10, 2013 at 4:59 pm Reply
    1. Fiberton

      Lucian is one funny guy. People pick on Alpha but he does very well.

      July 10, 2013 at 5:03 pm Reply
      1. Herpa Derp

        Indeed Alpha is really fun. But Lucians Bong Hits are the best wipe an entire fleet and laughing your ass off all the way.

        July 10, 2013 at 5:08 pm Reply
        1. Fiberton

          Yea Lucian will say ..” Ok guys gets your bongs, beer and wine and lets go take hit hit hit hit.. wooooooo ok guys .. give probs to xcorp for the most members in fleet alright props to you guys for bringing it..”

          July 10, 2013 at 6:57 pm Reply
  9. Tin Foil

    2 packs a day for a 15 year old…

    have fun with that lung cancer!

    July 10, 2013 at 5:07 pm Reply
  10. observer

    the guy has a point defence/offence should be centred around high economic & station or CSAA systems time and again how many times have we seen alliances headshot others by just following that simple doctrine in other words use your assets where they will matter most

    July 10, 2013 at 5:09 pm Reply
  11. na

    Simple question, how many peeps here and on kugu FC. Not many, I didn’t particular like his long range canes shit in delve. But nevertheless he was online and creating content. That’s a plus in my book.

    July 10, 2013 at 5:24 pm Reply
    1. war anyone?

      Archie said the same thing about evildead12

      *shudders

      July 11, 2013 at 4:03 am Reply
  12. Satori Sun

    ALWAYS SAY LESS THAN NECESSARY

    When you are trying to impress people with words, the moreyou say, the more common you appear, and the less

    in control. Even if you are saying something banal, it will seem original if you make it vague, open-ended,

    and sphinxlike. Powerful people impress and intimidate lJy saying less. The moreyou say, the more likely you

    are to say somethingfoolish.

    BE ROYAL IN YOUR OWN FASHION: ACT LIKE A KING TO BE TREATED LIKE ONE

    The way you carry yourselfwill often determine how you are treated:In the long run, appearing vulgar or common

    will make people disrespectyou. For a king respects himselfand inspires the same sentiment in others. By

    acting regallyand confident ofyour powers, you make yourselfseem destined to wear a crown.

    July 10, 2013 at 5:33 pm Reply
    1. Don'tBeaSucker

      tl :dr

      /drivel/

      July 10, 2013 at 8:14 pm Reply
  13. Former WTF guy

    What sort of permanent damage was done to Alpha as a 13 year old kid being on coms with Lucien for hours a day…..

    July 10, 2013 at 5:40 pm Reply
  14. wow

    14 year old kid thinks he knows it all…shocker… kid go get laid

    July 10, 2013 at 5:58 pm Reply
  15. Eveff

    He sounds like a cool dude actually.
    But TEST as a whole sound very defeated… Like they know its over?

    July 10, 2013 at 5:58 pm Reply
    1. lol

      he isnt test, he got the fucking boot

      July 10, 2013 at 5:59 pm Reply
  16. Splendid boy

    Sound like some run-of-the-mill slightly-above-average-intelligence grath-imitating overly dramatic gaynerd who just bought a mic

    GG!

    July 10, 2013 at 5:58 pm Reply
  17. lol

    How much did mittens pay this faggot kid to say this bullshit, sounds like he is reading from a fucking script

    July 10, 2013 at 5:59 pm Reply
  18. sadface

    who gives a shit? how is this news?

    July 10, 2013 at 6:09 pm Reply
  19. CfCK

    Who ever thinks this is news, go fuck yourself. Wasted 5sec to read this shit.

    July 10, 2013 at 6:17 pm Reply
    1. thehawhawhawthe

      and wasted 15 seconds posting in reply to it so all in all 20 seconds of life you will never get back hawhawhaawwww

      July 15, 2013 at 1:38 pm Reply
  20. Blade.

    Amazing he didn’t cry like he used to do

    July 10, 2013 at 6:20 pm Reply
  21. Na

    Lolz, Alpha giving it large, Testies and Tribe are fucked, you can hear the negativity in the tone.

    Test you do realize that this invasion isn’t going to end any time soon, unless you give up Fountain. and all them R64’s.

    I’m loving it, also Gods and Gang Bang Team are killing undefended poses and and Pizza taken more moon goo moons lolz,

    July 10, 2013 at 7:12 pm Reply
    1. lol

      of all 2-3 on the recording? good sample am i right?

      July 10, 2013 at 7:48 pm Reply
    2. stupidcfc

      how about cfc losing 20+ tech moons to 401k? you cant afford your sov bills that is why you are trying to take test moons and now you are loosing what little income you have.

      July 10, 2013 at 7:49 pm Reply
      1. d

        You do realize tech moons are pretty much worthless now, right? They are so worthless we took down the pos we had on ours.

        July 11, 2013 at 3:39 am Reply
  22. Chiggy

    Look I said this in alliance this past week. We just got over a major four day holiday in the US. People were not on their computers they were with their families like they should be. Participation will pick up. Remember we are an alliance fighting a huge coalition. We don’t have their numbers. But we do have more motivation. They are bigger, and push around smaller entities and take what they want. They grief high sec players and generally bully everyone else. They lost their moon goo, so now they want to come steal our moons that we use to purchase ships for our players. They are nothing but a bunch of hooligans who push everyone around. Well we may be smaller, but we ain’t gonna be driven out of our space. You want it, you’re going to bleed for it. There is a reason why goons are hated in this game. Remember their motto. They want to break your game. Not for fun, but to run you out of it. People are getting tired of their ways. Test may not be as big or as “elite” but we are a family who enjoy the game and try to play it to have fun.

    July 10, 2013 at 7:16 pm Reply
    1. Devore

      You were on holidays? So were the people fighting you.

      Next excuse.

      July 10, 2013 at 9:07 pm Reply
  23. Nothing changes

    The most patient, tolerant, generous corporation in EVE said this.
    http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Alphastarpilot

    July 10, 2013 at 7:51 pm Reply
    1. Megna

      Here is the interesting thing though… that was over 3.5 years ago, so he would have been what, 12?? Who isn’t annoying at 12?? God forbid people judge me now on what I was like when I was 12!

      July 11, 2013 at 12:42 am Reply
      1. lokisortof

        I have also know him for many years. He was 14 back then and he says he’s 14 now. He plays the age thing to get attention. Until he proves it I assume is a 40 year old with annoying nasal teen voice.

        July 11, 2013 at 1:38 am Reply
        1. anominiss

          Nah he is definitely 15. i remember about 3 years ago him fcing around pure blind. He had a real fucking squeaky voice before his balls dropped. went on one of his fleets, never again…..

          July 11, 2013 at 3:25 pm Reply
  24. to be honest, sometimes I forget that the ships I am shooting at in a fleet fight are actually real people on the other side. I kind of feel bad for stomping on the happiness of Test members. I am not going to stop, but I feel just a little bad

    July 10, 2013 at 7:59 pm Reply
  25. Testdude

    Alphastar is a good FC, I’m a 30 year old man-child and I can only hope that one day I can be as good as him. He is 15 and well, I remember the temper tantrums i pulled at that age so no biggy.

    Alphastar, you have a lot of friends in test who are behind you, looking forward to your next fleet kido,

    July 10, 2013 at 8:34 pm Reply
  26. Shadoo

    Good FC? I kicked his fucking ass with 20 canes and no logi while he had 30 canes plus logi. Talk about a fukin idiot who dont know how to call targets. How the fuck does a grown man let a 15 year old retard boss him around? LMFAO test are pathetic and FC’s like this nub are the reason why. And the idiots who follow him and think he is a good FC.

    July 10, 2013 at 8:43 pm Reply
    1. J Black

      I doubt you know what the fuck you are talking about. I have been in fleet and roamed with some of the best FC’s and this dude is one of the up and coming future badass. I been in his fleets odds 5:1 and won.

      Suck it Easy

      July 11, 2013 at 5:58 am Reply
      1. The rifter

        If this guy is a good FC , i can imagine how bad are the other FC in your alliance. Geez, i imagine, the moment you will fly among with a really god FC from basically any other alliance, you will wet yourself…. sorry for you guys.

        July 11, 2013 at 12:20 pm Reply
        1. J Black

          Lets go with what you assumed, “If this guy is a good FC , i can imagine how bad are the other FC in your alliance”.

          Currently, I fly under a great FC named Elo Knight AKA “The King Of The North”.

          But other Fc’s I have flown under are:

          Manfred Sideous back in the old Fix&Mc days
          Sickboy
          ViperRam
          The dude that trained PGL and Makalu
          PGL
          Makalu
          Tek << Best Strat FC to date
          Herc
          GeneralGree
          Hawkcrest
          Dingo
          Shadoo
          Jeffraider
          Dakx Flae
          Sakaras Lane
          Khan NightStalker
          Master Hyde
          Chlodwig888
          Evil Thug
          URSOKWL
          Yam Ling
          Perseus Kallistratos
          James Kordent
          AlphaStarPilot

          Just to name a few you clueless faggorty. Each of those Fc's I named had their strengths and weakness, but the ones that did the best were the ones with the most spies.

          July 11, 2013 at 10:13 pm Reply
  27. CFC Grunt

    Alpha, I’d like to extend an offer of membership in our wonderfull CFC. This recording can substitute as your app. :)

    July 10, 2013 at 8:59 pm Reply
    1. TFATF

      Take him.

      July 10, 2013 at 11:02 pm Reply
  28. Moo

    Oh god he’s still playing? I remember when he was in FCON back when they were decent. Used to yell at him all night long when he was just starting out on his FC failure career.

    July 11, 2013 at 12:13 am Reply
  29. morebortsigns

    just trust me on this one Test mbmers fight now…because if you dont life is gonna suck ten times more after.

    July 11, 2013 at 12:25 am Reply
    1. war anyone?

      ^Replace “Test members” with “Pilots of Eve”, and you’ve got it right.

      July 11, 2013 at 4:00 am Reply
  30. Tweek

    -_-…..I hate kids…..

    July 11, 2013 at 1:35 am Reply
  31. DubbaYooArr

    this kid is bad

    July 11, 2013 at 3:12 am Reply
  32. Johan du Preez

    now he resides in TEST Alliance and is in my opinion one good fleet commander.

    Really he is the only FC that I know of that made his fleet fight so that he can run away with his Navy Apoc letting the entire fleet get whelped by ProviBlock.

    July 11, 2013 at 7:32 am Reply
  33. Spectral Beef Warrior

    “Shit fuck fuck shit shit retard shit retard” -Alphastarpilot

    July 11, 2013 at 12:27 pm Reply
  34. Loki

    Im gonna recruit this kid

    July 11, 2013 at 3:14 pm Reply
  35. Kid makes no sense.

    I don’t care how old he is. But he seems to contradict himself.

    Does he think test “bled” too much for the system or too little? Put more ships in to hold it or less?

    Seems he doesn’t understand that those decisions are based on what you have at the time. If you think you have enought to push them back, you do it, if not, then you wait for a different battle.

    July 11, 2013 at 3:35 pm Reply
  36. CFC Grunt

    The real truth is realy simple.
    CFC provoked Test
    Test showed up
    Welping full battleship fleets for shit systems
    Over and over and over again.

    Now serious timers and battles need to be fought.
    Test numbers way to low to defend importand systems
    The systems they welped expensive fleets for CFC took without any effort back without fights,

    Test almost bankrupt now and the war is not even started yet !!!
    Seems Test aint up to the task of fighting a war yet without Goons holding their hands like they have always done.
    NC. / PL needs to fund Test or this war ends realy soon 😛

    Goodluck Test and keep begging for those donations !!!
    Also kicking Alhpastar for telling the truth ? realy ?
    So you let Booda lie week in week out and let that noob ruin your whole alliance but you kick a guy for telling the truth ?

    Goodluck Test you need it.

    July 13, 2013 at 12:31 pm Reply
  37. Sad thing is this 15 year old kid knows more about wars than his ex-alliance leader. He may have been overly emotional about it (yeah ASP it was a little overboard crying over a internet spaceship lose come on man) but at least he wasn’t delusional, spouting off some shit like “well our enemy isn’t winning fast enough so they must be losing”.

    No one with half a brain believes the CFC is running low on ISK and as far as moral anyone who’s every been in the CFC knows it’s run like a business. Our wars aren’t super fun, it’s often boring. The thing that keeps our morale up and players logging in is that when your at war in the CFC you get out of the victory what you put into the battle. You piss off till it’s over then coming running for treasure your gonna get lead bars not gold.

    And like ASP we know whats worth fighting for and what is a money pit not worth throwing ISK in to try and fill a hole that we can simply walk around. So I say good for you ASP. If I wasn’t already confident in my leaders abilities I would happily join the corp this kid ends up end and follow him into battle.

    July 16, 2013 at 6:04 pm Reply
  38. P.S. Riverini is a retard

    July 16, 2013 at 6:07 pm Reply

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