Corp Tempest legion tackled a Hurricane in lowsec and held him and told him to come on to our teamspeak and sing some songs or die and be podded. We ended up sending him isk amounting to ~900 million isk because someone sent 500 mil isk instead of 50 mil isk.

Here is a recording of the singing (starts at 1:00), just don’t expect a Neil Diamond sort of thing:

We ended up killing him anyways because he said we could after an extra 150 mil isk.


  1. L2TypeMaybe

    “Capsuler gets Tacked”


    July 9, 2013 at 11:14 am Reply
    1. riverini

      cache cleared, should read properly now…

      July 9, 2013 at 11:19 am Reply
      1. BooBaa

        Still left capsuler instead of capsuleer though

        July 9, 2013 at 12:38 pm Reply
        1. anon

          and he still left your retarded ass-clenched comments up – life goes on…

          July 9, 2013 at 1:24 pm Reply
          1. Grunt

            Its “in” his wallet not on. you guys missed that too.

            July 9, 2013 at 4:59 pm
          2. OPSEC Duder

            Unless ‘on’ is the proper term this time around. Did you consider that they could have left the isk ON TOP of said ‘capsuler’s wallet?

            July 9, 2013 at 6:03 pm
          3. Dikreathz

            Frankly i would prefer next to but CCP declared all next to or adjacent-like ISK be spun like ships (: DEAL WITH IT, (Hierdie spill is gefok in die kop vandag)

            July 10, 2013 at 8:05 am
    2. Joseph Blade

      crowdsourced editing 😉

      July 9, 2013 at 11:19 am Reply
  2. Thats not creepy at all...

    Anyone else find it disturbing that one of the tempest legion guys knew the dora the explorer song?

    July 9, 2013 at 11:34 am Reply
    1. riverini

      totally disturbing… that’s some pedo shit right there… 😛

      July 9, 2013 at 12:08 pm Reply
      1. Anonymous

        Some people have kids or younger siblings who watch that show every day. Naturally they’ll know the song by heart after hearing it every morning for a year. I like how the pedo card gets called immediately without anything remotely close to a thought. I must admit though, your articles are pretty similar to the thoughtless dribble you’ve put here, so not I’m not the least bit surprised.

        July 9, 2013 at 12:21 pm Reply
        1. Kraiklyn Asatru

          And some adults love kiddie shows and force their kids to watch just so they can view it themselves…..

          July 9, 2013 at 1:02 pm Reply
          1. Anonymous

            Thus anyone who knows the dora the explorer song is a pedo. Logic.

            July 9, 2013 at 1:05 pm
        2. 2.4

          They’re pedos, stop defending them…!!!

          July 9, 2013 at 2:19 pm Reply
        3. OPSEC Duder

          Someone get the ointment, Riv just got BURNT.

          July 9, 2013 at 6:02 pm Reply
      2. Dudumarus

        =)) omg this is hilarious

        July 9, 2013 at 3:43 pm Reply
    2. Bawk Bawkbagawk

      spoken like a true Brony.

      July 9, 2013 at 4:25 pm Reply
    3. Devore

      If you have kids, you know ALL the songs.

      July 9, 2013 at 7:14 pm Reply
  3. Spelling Nazi


    July 9, 2013 at 12:28 pm Reply
  4. exNortherner

    Kinda nice to see something like that happening, though I’m not sure who ended up being the pirate here.

    July 9, 2013 at 1:07 pm Reply
  5. Luigi

    Brilliant fun. “the only guy to get ransomed and come away with his ship and pod and nearly a bill up”. At least everyone knows Corp Tempest Legion honour their ransom demands. 😀

    July 9, 2013 at 1:24 pm Reply
    1. Zeb DaMadMan2

      He would of got away with his ship, if it wasn’t for the fact my alts were shooting him for the whole 20 minutes in punishers.
      After they called for the points to be taken off, I told them to keep him pointed for a minute and asked Angry if he would be okay if I got to pop his ship for 150m for the KM as a memorial. He agreed, and so my punishers got to work… 30 seconds later, he shut off his plate as it was taking awhile. lol
      good lad, happy hunting!

      July 10, 2013 at 1:03 am Reply
  6. and this is why I love Eve

    July 9, 2013 at 2:20 pm Reply
  7. sunbird

    Hahaha, oh this is so EVE…one awesome piece to make me miss EVE even more 😉

    July 9, 2013 at 2:25 pm Reply
  8. Ezek Price

    Angry, you finally became EVE famous!

    July 9, 2013 at 2:44 pm Reply
  9. Gilas Fanatic

    OMG i love this…. Angry is getting Famous in eve now…. woooo hoooo i love you dude, thanks for TL who make and effort to make him to sing his heart out…..

    July 9, 2013 at 3:32 pm Reply
  10. Maximilian Black

    LOL – he’s singing “Safety Dance” by Men Without Hats, freakin’ hilarious… Way to be a sport about it, dude. Love it.

    July 9, 2013 at 4:38 pm Reply
  11. karamazov

    so if I ever get tackled, should I offer to sing for a chance to live?

    July 9, 2013 at 5:18 pm Reply
    1. Firefox4312


      July 12, 2013 at 5:56 am Reply
  12. Justin May

    Wow i didn’t know it took 21 guys to kill a cane! It must have been a tough supercane…

    July 9, 2013 at 10:32 pm Reply
  13. Lord_Maghnus

    This is news? There hasn’t been a post on the fountain war since the Z9PP fight that took place 5 days ago. Why aren’t we talking about the events there. SOV changes multiple skirmishes. Both sides evading each other looking to gain the advantage. There are soundclips and and posts of rage all over the place from TEST and PL. Why is no one talking about any of it?

    July 10, 2013 at 1:30 am Reply
    1. -.-

      Cause some of us actually have a sense of humor, rather than a stick up our ass.

      July 10, 2013 at 5:34 am Reply
      1. Lord_Maghnus

        LOLOLOLOL, you obviously do with hate reply like that. Still doesn’t change that know real good news has been posted. What’s going on or are angry responses the only thing you have to explain the lack of reports.

        July 10, 2013 at 5:50 am Reply
        1. Dikreathz

          I dunno I laughed at the Accidental donation of 500mil ISK so it was etertaining :)

          July 10, 2013 at 7:54 am Reply
        2. Firefox4312

          You do realize, there are people in this game that love to have a laugh or two.. If you don’t like the constant updates of the fountain war, go join it yourself and stop complaining when people like to have a bit of fun.

          July 12, 2013 at 5:56 am Reply
    2. lol

      Easy there Scrooge, EvE doesn’t have to be all serious business.

      July 10, 2013 at 7:24 am Reply
  14. Laran Menthu

    brilliant….. 😛

    July 10, 2013 at 12:03 pm Reply
  15. alasker

    one happy onion

    July 12, 2013 at 3:41 am Reply

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