Anyone following events in the South will be aware that in the past couple of days Darkness of Despair and friends have gone on the assault in Esoteria to take advantage of a disintegrating Honey Badgers Coalition; Tonight was the first set of iHub timers to come out and the scene was set for a guaranteed fight. We formed up a joint fleet with INIT., WALLT, TROLL, CHICA, ENTRO, ED with a second fleet primarily of EMP and spillover from the first and made out way haphazardly to D-FVI7 where a 40+ man bomber fleet from Test was waiting.

Darkness of Despair and Friends were bang on time and portalled into system as it became vulnerable, while on the other hand we were all still being unfashionably late and portalled to the D-F gate in 0-O and prepped to jump in. RUS setup at 100k from the in-gate as we arranged our ping spots, bonus commands and probes. We were wary of the TEST bombers since although TEST is still blue to INIT. we were running a combined fleet where the remainder was all neutral to TEST…*collateral damage* and all that.

TEST bombers made a run on the Darkness of Despair Rokhs and we called for INIT. frogs to jump in and load, clearing tackle and aligning to the hostile Rokhs ready for MJD. With the in-gate defensively bubbled, we called all allies to jump in while sending tackle for the Darkness of Despair Rokhs which had MJD’d out after the first bomb run from TEST. TEST made a second bomb run on the Darkness of Despair Rokhs who then warped off to a planet and we gave pursuit. Our hero dictors bubbled them and allowed us to land at 0 and the brawl was on.

We hadn’t planned for the fight to take place at the planet, but our void bomb crew got into position almost immediately and rained voids down on both our fleet and the Darkness of Despair Rokhs which were entangled. We lost a couple of dudes as they landed but as soon as the voids hit, we were confident it was game over for Darkness of Despair. We pumped our frogs with cap boosters, re-established hardners and locked scrams. Our drone-assist proteus’ was vaporising Rokhs every 3-4 seconds while SR BS and allies in Apocs were working their way through their own target lists.

TiDi was amped up with seconds feeling like hours…we popped cyno and brought in triage; Darkness of Despair responded in kind almost immediately and brought in about 20 blap dreads. We managed to save one of our Archons through mad reps but lost 2 before we could neut and kill their Dreads. With the subcap balance firmly under control, everyone within range was scrambling to login supers to whore on dread kills (although I think few were quick enough to make it). At this stage most of the Darkness of Despair Rokhs were dead save for those who managed to escape while we turned our attention to the dreads.

In parallel. TEST bombers were on the scene bombing RUS and our allies alike under a watchful eye although I could see they were doing their best to steer clear of the INIT. frogs (<3). In the confusion of the melee we started taking bomb damage from TEST and had cycled through our sentries with all of them in hull. At this point I called to haze any test bombers as they were now representing a real threat to our fleet (sorry dudes).

After that it was an uneventful killing of the SBU's and reffing a Darkness of Despair staging tower.

GF to RUS for bringing it tonight in odds which were not in their favour; things could easily have gotten pretty ugly for us on the jump in where our losses could have been significantly higher.

* Sorry for killing Test bomber bros but it had to be done.
* <3 to Krom…you took some impressive reps before our drone bunny said NO.

GJ to all allies of the coalition that is not a coalition.



– Bobmon

P.S.: Thanks Sister Bliss for making this amazing BR


  1. Oh my god, first comment! :O

    May 9, 2013 at 4:35 pm Reply
    1. High Flyers

      Your time comes shortly TRIBE. Soon we shall shall blot out the sun with your corpses.

      May 9, 2013 at 4:53 pm Reply
      1. Real High Flyers

        I do not condone any actions against TRIBE. High Flyers is a peaceful NRDS provi wanna be corp and we will not be fighting in any thing that might be misconstrued real PvP.

        Thank you

        May 9, 2013 at 6:42 pm Reply
    2. Dreddit grunt

      Where the fuck were you guys for this OP? Oh right jewing it up in jew central.

      May 9, 2013 at 5:24 pm Reply
      1. I was there

        Tribe is not part of the HBC thats not the HBC,

        May 9, 2013 at 5:59 pm Reply
  2. Good work !

    May 9, 2013 at 4:47 pm Reply
  3. Good work !

    May 9, 2013 at 4:52 pm Reply
  4. EPA Legend

    I'll just leave this here

    May 9, 2013 at 5:21 pm Reply
  5. OskaRus

    what ship is frog?

    May 9, 2013 at 5:23 pm Reply
    1. some trolling name

      me thinks its sentry navy domis, a BS version of a slowcat fleet
      i am not entirly sure if they call it frogs but i do know they have it.

      May 9, 2013 at 5:35 pm Reply
      1. Shitlord Overlord

        Not Frogs, Frogger.

        May 9, 2013 at 5:40 pm Reply
      2. bla

        They're called frogs because they have a microjump drive. They're so slow the you need it for positioning.

        May 9, 2013 at 6:47 pm Reply
      3. wootsnoot

        micro jump drive

        May 9, 2013 at 8:38 pm Reply
    2. dks

      Froggers are Navy Dominixes, with Proteii support to assign Sentries to.

      They fall inbetween Slowcats, and Makalucats(Vexors)

      May 9, 2013 at 5:45 pm Reply
      1. INIT.

        wrong. frogs are much more than that.

        May 9, 2013 at 6:27 pm Reply
        1. who me?

          Frogs are a diverse and largely carnivorous group of short-bodied, tailless amphibians composing the order Anura.

          Frogger is an arcade game introduced in 1981. It was developed by Konami, and licensed for worldwide distribution by Sega/Gremlin

          Hope that clears it up for you a bit

          May 9, 2013 at 6:36 pm Reply
  6. dks

    Somehow we(TEST) still managed to secure victory for Dinner Squad(Whatever remains of the HBC)….

    The Rokhs had the system on lockdown. Foxcats would be slaughtered had they tried to jump in before our bombing run.

    May 9, 2013 at 5:47 pm Reply
    1. bla

      LOL just LOL.

      May 9, 2013 at 6:47 pm Reply
    2. bla

      It was our bombsquad that secured victory, not the test killmailwhores.

      May 9, 2013 at 6:49 pm Reply
  7. Foock CCP

    "Darkness of Despair and friends have gone on the assault in Esoteria to take advantage of a disintegrating Honey Badgers Coalition".
    <—- is not Delve this way?.

    May 9, 2013 at 5:49 pm Reply
    1. Yoji

      They have been for 3 months. Only your numbers are saveing you. As now, it was again 3:1 in numbers. :)

      May 9, 2013 at 8:15 pm Reply
      1. derp

        half the coalition stops fighting, still get blobbed.

        Telling isnt it?

        May 9, 2013 at 10:26 pm Reply
  8. !!!!!!!!!

    nice song

    May 9, 2013 at 6:11 pm Reply
  9. klauser

    makes it clear how not important test is

    May 9, 2013 at 6:43 pm Reply
    1. dergott

      the whole point

      May 9, 2013 at 10:53 pm Reply
  10. Poastin Toaster

    hbc still shit, just like -A- was.

    May 9, 2013 at 7:02 pm Reply
    1. Random CFC Grunt

      Valid point, however unlike AAA, they never claimed otherwise….

      May 10, 2013 at 12:13 pm Reply
    2. random guy

      you are talking about test raiden and tribe i guess.

      May 10, 2013 at 2:59 pm Reply
  11. Ktorn Sinus

    -a- is shit v0v

    also lol @ stain empire (7)


    May 9, 2013 at 7:12 pm Reply
    1. Random CFC Grunt

      A large part of that shit is flying with PL nowadays…

      May 10, 2013 at 12:13 pm Reply
  12. JAAG

    Jesus. I had to mute the god dammed video.

    May 9, 2013 at 7:32 pm Reply
    1. Random CFC Grunt

      Methinks you should obtain a working soundcard.

      May 10, 2013 at 12:10 pm Reply
  13. Cannonball1

    Summary: "We blobbed them to shit. gg"

    Hardly a contest it seems.

    May 9, 2013 at 8:53 pm Reply
    1. All I Need To Say.

      Shouldnt try to invade then

      May 9, 2013 at 10:21 pm Reply
    2. Frodo the BOBit

      So let me get this straight: you invade someone whom you (should) know has better numbers than you, and then complain about getting blobbed? What did you expect?

      May 10, 2013 at 7:43 am Reply
    3. Random CFC Grunt

      Forces of RUS 1337peeveepee did not see that coming… nice planning…

      May 10, 2013 at 12:07 pm Reply
    4. Food

      If you are invandring, do it fight ffs.

      May 11, 2013 at 2:18 pm Reply
      1. Food

        Invading, cant beat iPad to submission. -DD- on the other hand.

        May 11, 2013 at 2:20 pm Reply
  14. test grunt

    How many PL supercaps were on standby just in case ruskies commit their SC fleet? 100?

    May 9, 2013 at 9:12 pm Reply
    1. Random CFC Grunt

      Don't put your dick on the table 'cause you risk the former to be chopped off…

      May 10, 2013 at 12:09 pm Reply
  15. -DD-

    round 2 tonight boys,you can forget about void bombs,fits are upgraded,cya on field

    May 9, 2013 at 10:53 pm Reply
    1. HBC

      Didnt go so well either, now did it? Please keep feeding us these massacres. Or… Be smart, Turn around, and Go home. Or even Go annoy Tribe or Test.

      May 10, 2013 at 8:17 am Reply
      1. WOW

        Talk about risk adverse faggotry. Even when blobbing to death and killing loads of the enemy, HBC still wants the enemy to go away and leave them alone.

        May 10, 2013 at 10:08 am Reply
        1. Herp Derp

          There is no HBC.

          May 10, 2013 at 11:05 pm Reply
          1. Jesus

            Yes there is. Bitch he took your title of "HBC".

            May 11, 2013 at 2:54 am
          2. Food

            It's Dinner Squad ignoramous… There is no HBC

            May 11, 2013 at 2:16 pm
      2. Sold

        Not likely. We spent the last 2 months purging them from Stain with little to no resistance. I don't think they'll be around for much longer. Coffers are getting rather bare.

        May 13, 2013 at 8:29 pm Reply
  16. TheStaafsak

    I will leave this then here:

    I wish you goodluck -A- and -DD-

    May 10, 2013 at 12:18 pm Reply
  17. VoCer

    Worst Loki pilot ive ever seen

    May 10, 2013 at 12:24 pm Reply
  18. ms. dipshit

    'A little less conversation a lil' more action'

    May 11, 2013 at 4:44 pm Reply
  19. A67Z
    May 11, 2013 at 6:28 pm Reply
    1. ololo
      May 12, 2013 at 11:52 am Reply
    2. Mercfromabove

      shhh, your hurting Unclaimed. propaganda 😉

      May 14, 2013 at 4:55 pm Reply
  20. Vasya
    May 13, 2013 at 12:38 pm Reply
  21. cmon noe

    "portalled", really? cmon

    May 13, 2013 at 11:08 pm Reply

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