TEST

We keep getting confusing reports of an upcoming reset by TEST Alliance and the HBC toward Nulli Secunda. What follows is the raw feeds am being given, feel free to add up.

(6:30:11 PM) Sort: Pl and HBC will be resetting in about a week but a nip will still be in place

(7:27:44 PM) Sort: Zvero it did happen but I have always wanted to kill nulli they are elitist bitch faggots

The coalition needs a war, I am giving the coalition a war. My reasoning for this war does not really matter we need one and so we will have one. Stop being little girls tie your show laces get your shit ready and I will give the details when I get home.

The whole thing about my partner being called a and I quote ‘A Psychotic Dumb Bitch’ by Progodlegend (one of the leaders/fc’s of nulli) more then once without cause just gives me personally something to get behind. Some of the best wars that have happened in the past have happened over something that has happened on the forums or out of game or all of the above. These wars have given content, my job is to give you all content, so quit your bitching faggots and lets get ready to go to war!

Will be a sota when I get home right now I am just busy in Iceland making nulli members shit themselves that we are coming for them! :)

Btw this was written on my mobile after I saw some of you bitches complaining I figured I would post and explain some things.

I guess we have a couple of interesting weeks ahead.

– R

451 Comments

  1. The_Oracle86

    Finally!! TEST's time to die……….. too bad they didnt have the balls to bring CFC down when they had the chance incompetent scum.

    April 27, 2013 at 11:42 pm Reply
    1. PL grunt

      Test don't die they just get worse.

      April 28, 2013 at 3:14 pm Reply
  2. Ok this could be fun, am not a fan of the blob in general but Mittens is nothing if not smart and knows he would be next after TEST. Anyway the fight would only be interesting if CFC helped TEST… otherwise it's at least a brave death for TEST instead of the cowardly one they were sliding into now.

    April 27, 2013 at 11:46 pm Reply
    1. old timer

      do you really think that there is any forces in the game that can match HBC+CFC ?

      April 28, 2013 at 12:49 am Reply
  3. R Foley

    Funny to see all these people complaining or bashing TEST after complaining NONSTOP about the blue donut. Now that a major power is going to war with more major powers, you think people would be happy no matter what. TEST wins, power goes unbalanced, more war happens, nullsec becomes fun again. TEST losses, power goes unbalanced, more war happens, nullsec becomes fun again.

    Seriously people, recognize this blessing. I for one would love to see PL get smacked down a few tech moons and capitals (whether TEST can do that is another story). Lets hope MORE people get involved, yeah?

    April 27, 2013 at 11:51 pm Reply
    1. The Observer

      This is true. I just want goons and test to fight each other. Battle of the Neckbeards.

      April 28, 2013 at 2:29 am Reply
    2. blueshadopoo

      Yo the good news other's will only issue some blues, are blue to their reds. Its so fucked up it ain't true.
      Big feck fest, oh Yeah.

      April 30, 2013 at 8:17 pm Reply
  4. The Observer

    so…Pretty sure TEST won't stand a chance. Hell, Nulli Secunda ALONE held back PL and TEST. Nulli, NCDOT, and PL are going to curb stomp them into a fine pink paste.

    April 28, 2013 at 12:31 am Reply
    1. goontastic

      Has Vince given nulli permission to fight yet?

      April 28, 2013 at 12:44 am Reply
    2. The Observer

      sorry, I should amend that. it was Nulli, Vera Cruz, and HUNs. The triumverate of unrustlable jimmies

      April 28, 2013 at 2:02 am Reply
  5. Basement-boy

    If starting a war of spaceships over a girl dosent get you laid man, you have picked the wrong girl!

    April 28, 2013 at 12:32 am Reply
    1. abc123

      are we sure it a girl?

      April 28, 2013 at 4:06 am Reply
  6. LGND

    Now that N3 have done all the bitch work for PL of grinding Solar sov. Guess what. They don't need you anymore. Bye Bye puppet empire.

    April 28, 2013 at 12:32 am Reply
    1. lol

      that makes not sense what so ever

      April 28, 2013 at 4:34 am Reply
    2. Make way for

      Lgnd you special little snow flake you.

      April 28, 2013 at 5:44 am Reply
  7. Rape

    Test you are dead you gonna be rape like a ****

    April 28, 2013 at 1:22 am Reply
  8. just a question

    HEY SORT DRAGON HO MANY DOLLARS SOLAR GIVE YOU AT A FANFEST?

    April 28, 2013 at 1:46 am Reply
  9. just another guy

    The whole thing about my partner being called a and I quote ‘A Psychotic Dumb Bitch’ . Since he says partner am i right to assume that he is in fact gay?

    April 28, 2013 at 1:53 am Reply
    1. another RA pilot

      just means they aren't married

      April 28, 2013 at 3:06 am Reply
    2. abc123

      That's what is sounds like to me. He was looking at CCP Guard awful hard during their interview with his daddy Spoodoo.

      April 28, 2013 at 4:02 am Reply
  10. EvE ho

    huge boner thinking about test getting rolled and test pets getting rolled

    April 28, 2013 at 2:33 am Reply
  11. Lost Provi Miner

    Hmm not exactly a start to a Great War. It could however be a trigger though. The question is will cfc decide to dance? I doubt it cfc has become a bit lazy. To me the interesting aspect is solar and pl both have reasons to wage war will they decide nulli is the common enemy? Either way I hope this fractures the blue doughnut and re-introduces survival of the fittest in null. I also hope it bleeds over into low sec.

    April 28, 2013 at 2:40 am Reply
  12. winche

    Check this out it all i have to say:
    http://i.imgur.com/Am22xi4.jpg

    April 28, 2013 at 2:54 am Reply
  13. best fanfest ever

    TL;DR
    Sort Dragon's girlfriend get fucked by ProGodLegend and others nulli dude at fanfest.
    He got mad

    April 28, 2013 at 3:07 am Reply
  14. Crystal ball

    PL + N3 + friends, take delve. CFC steps in when the push hits fountain and attacks in the north. Raiden ends up homeless. Player 3 becomes much more solidified. Map splits in half.CFC + HBC vs Player 3, 6 months later another great war, everything that is now null is changed forever.

    April 28, 2013 at 3:10 am Reply
  15. check a pic plix

    http://i.imgur.com/Am22xi4.jpg

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA:HAHAHAHAH

    April 28, 2013 at 3:11 am Reply
    1. duerp

      I have to admit. That poster is rather hilarious.

      April 28, 2013 at 3:40 am Reply
  16. Bring the Pain

    YEAH I'M GONNA HAVE TARGETS!!!!!! all i have ti say,

    April 28, 2013 at 3:14 am Reply
  17. Alex Salas

    Spergelors vs bitter vets….leettsssss geeett reeaddyyyyy toooooo rummmmmmmmbbbbbllllleeeeeeeeeeeee
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6eQ78HCGEA

    April 28, 2013 at 3:48 am Reply
  18. not a goon

    The most interesting part is that someone from pl has the nerve to call some other alliance "elitist bitch faggots".

    April 28, 2013 at 4:03 am Reply
  19. Kadeshi Grunt

    So…war, huh ? But with a NIP, huh ?

    That don´t sound like war at all, just like "combined PvP".

    Sigh…eve is boring.

    Fly safe.

    Kadeshi Grunt.

    April 28, 2013 at 4:15 am Reply
    1. chzypai

      Your space is first

      April 28, 2013 at 4:24 am Reply
    2. anonymous

      Your a little behind that NIP no longer exists

      April 28, 2013 at 5:40 am Reply
      1. Kadeshi Grunt

        Even without NIp i´ll believe in a true war only after the first relevant SOV is dropped by any of the sides…´till there is just "pretending" war….

        Yeap, stiiiiiil boring.

        Fly safe.

        Kadeshi Grunt

        April 28, 2013 at 9:51 pm Reply
        1. anonymous

          I don't know what they are saying in Kadeshi but us in Nc. can't wait for this to kick off and I at least believe that it is going to be a real invasion.

          April 28, 2013 at 10:32 pm Reply
          1. Kadeshi Grunt

            We are ALL waiting for this…even those who are not direct involved !!! The point is: those who have the power to start the war don´t wan´t the war to start. The more stagnant the better for then, and their real life pockets (coff coff RMT ! coff coff).

            So, again, i´ll believe in war when something significant happen. Like a key system being flipped after a capital-size fleet fought for it. ´Till there is just pretending.

            Fly safe

            Kadeshi Grunt

            April 29, 2013 at 6:52 pm
          2. Kadeshi

            If you want to sign your shit comments with Kadeshi can you please stop being so stupid. We got a real war ahead of us and nothing else. The eve cold war is over. There has never been a wargame and will never be any. Stop being so easy to troll.

            April 29, 2013 at 8:26 pm
          3. Jay

            Seconded.

            Im in the Kadeshi and cant wait for this war. A shooting war no matter what the outcome. i.e. content. thats what we need after SOLAR basically run and hid without forming for any good fights lately.

            Ive already told my corp to get ready so HBC bring it on lets get this going and have some good fights, yes with ships not just on kugu.

            (honestly I dont care who we fight as long as it involves blowing stuff up)

            Oh yes Unclaimed …….. YaY

            May 1, 2013 at 1:46 pm
    3. Namib

      its a damn fake war .. as usual … goon test pl style war …

      May 1, 2013 at 10:43 pm Reply
  20. EW Guy

    Well, they did say they would be implementing the "War Games".

    April 28, 2013 at 5:13 am Reply
  21. Ze Noob

    WAR!!!!!!!!!!! fianaly someone with some balls it's not CFC v HBC but it is a start respect HBC hopefully u guys can go all the way and fuck some N3 😀

    April 28, 2013 at 6:04 am Reply
  22. apocalypse

    HBC are carebears & at best have a handful of "guards" N3 are warriors who look for a fight we enjoy it & we are united as a coalition. We do not have the drama like HBC so 😉 here is is my example of N3 (Sparta) HBC (athens) [youtube gI6sARmxEuc http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gI6sARmxEuc youtube]

    April 28, 2013 at 7:31 am Reply
    1. Make way for

      So damn true it hurts. Ncdot welcomes gfs and carnage with open arms & will be thinking… It's good to be back old friend. The slaughter of thousands iv missed you.

      April 28, 2013 at 11:55 am Reply
    2. chzypai

      so…N3 totally didn't jump on top or solar's withering corpse after Neo-Curse fell apart or after lowsec carebears kicked them out of FW….

      April 28, 2013 at 1:36 pm Reply
      1. Washi Meisei

        So called 'neo-curse' didn't fall apart because of FW. The 'neo-curse' fell apart because some people left. Gorgon empire ran to FW. They were hardly a striking force in 'neo-curse' as they left the coalition as soon as they gained a system. So having 1 alliance running to FW and getting their asses kicked, doesn't mean the whole coalition got kicked in FW.
        Gypsy Band didn't run to do any FW, they only disbanded because some got too busy in RL. Some from Gypsy Band joined DSP, RA, and formed another alliance with some surviving corps from -A-.
        RA, DSP , INK, Whyso switched to N3. RA then was booted from N3 for attacking DSP and INK

        chzypai get your facts straight eh.

        April 28, 2013 at 1:59 pm Reply
        1. FW is amazing!

          For the record, if any null groups want to join FW here's a few suggestions.
          Join minmatar, we have the amarr down to 4 systems, and if we can take and hold T5 EVERYONE GETS FILTHY RICH. (At t5 the lvl 4 missions pay about 90million worth of LP, most are 5 minute blitz-ables, and there are 15 lvl 4 agents in the area!)

          2nd Check your holier than thou attitudes at the first low sec gate. FW is full of hard core pvp'r alts, the space is full of pirates, and it's a unique fighting style because of the ship class restrictions. So make some connections with some of the larger corps and alliances who've been fighting this war day in and out for a long time and talk to their FC's about tactics, it's nothing like null. Especially since the cruiser and frig changes. Take a few minutes and talk to the locals and learn the damn mechanics before you jump in and get embarrassed. You wouldn't charge your fleet into a fucking wormhole without knowing how it works, would you?

          3rd, don't be isolationist. Invite the pubbies once in a while, figure out which groups got their shit together and are worth talking to and fighting with. There are gonna be times when you need an 80 man fleet to push a system and deal with the amarr numbers (they have few systems, so they are concentrated!) Even if you don't invite them to your fleet, at least co-ordinate. If you guys want to run cruisers and handle all the mediums, let us know, well fill up on frig dessie and handle the small/novice plexs. Shit gets done when you work together, otherwise the amarr will play ship up/ship down games all fucking day.

          Basically, don't be dicks, make friends, have fun, blow shit up, and get rich. We'd be happy to have you and share all we know about FW!

          April 29, 2013 at 3:10 am Reply
          1. Lost Provi Miner

            big Fan of those in FW some tough gutsy bastages's. We went a roaming, not only did the FW stand and die to buy time for the rest (two on gate agro'ed us and kept us on the gate) to form up. Then they came through and died, but not in vain. Knowing that we were far from home a few who made it through turned back to agro us again. To buy time again for those who died to reship and re-engage. Forced us from the system. Oh we won the isk war, oh we slaughtered them but they kept comming. Tough bastards, gf all around.

            April 30, 2013 at 1:18 am
        2. chzypai

          I said N3 jumped on top of Solar's corpse to claim the win after Nulli got facemashed in FW. It just happened to go down right after Neo-curse broke apart (coincidence…I think not).

          April 29, 2013 at 3:44 pm Reply
          1. anonymous

            And you would be completely wrong. Nulli did do faction warfare but that was just after leaving the south and before they joined us and BL. in fighting against CFC and Solar. Furthermore this invasion of Solar was a continuation of a conflict that had been going on while we fought the CFC.

            April 29, 2013 at 4:23 pm
        3. Dr D

          nulli joined amarr and got ther asses kicked get ur facts straight

          April 29, 2013 at 6:17 pm Reply
          1. S2N

            I seem to remember winning across the board in faction warfare and cashing out, that's a funny way to get my ass kicked.

            April 30, 2013 at 9:16 am
      2. anonymous

        Because Solar totally wasn't attacking us while we fought CFC and totally were attacked by us for no reason.

        April 28, 2013 at 5:54 pm Reply
        1. unknown

          Well, you guys did attack them when they were being ganked heavily by XIX, RA and PL. Then you declared the war over without asking SOLAR what they think about it. I guess they didn't consider it over just because you guys didn't want to fight anymore…

          April 29, 2013 at 1:53 pm Reply
          1. anonymous

            Solar was absolutely destroying XIX before we were hired with PL to turn that war around. Also during the Geminate conflict Solar and Gypsy deployed away from Geminate and stopped showing up to the final Geminate timers which effectively meant that conflict was over until Solar decided to invade it again while we fought the CFC since that was the only way that they could take it from us.

            April 29, 2013 at 4:28 pm
          2. mr nobody

            solar was offered germinate back if they came into the tribute war on NC.'s side. If they committed they would be immediately offered the profits from the germiate tech moons. At successful completion of the tribute defence they would be given sov.

            They refused and lost everything. Thats why the hell camp / prision station exists today

            April 30, 2013 at 3:22 am
    3. chzypai

      the real thing is tho…HBC are a bunch of retards wearing oversized cardboard helmets who get told to press f1 and not to bump the titan, whereas N3 are obviously a bunch of l337ists who only listen when they think it affects them.

      HBC will crush N3 and NCdot will have to go look for another couch to live on

      April 28, 2013 at 1:41 pm Reply
      1. Make way for

        Your regarded, HBC will likely fall apart before they reach N3 space, you cannot ignore the tide of fear that is coming from HBC from forums to general alliance/corp chats. Many know they stand no chance on their own against N3 and are already crying for cfc. HBC are a sad state of affairs. They sealed their fate when they didn't attack cfc when all of eve was behind them. Huge mistake.

        April 28, 2013 at 2:08 pm Reply
        1. chzypai

          HBC lives right next to Tenerifis, Omist, Immensea. HBC forums are full of YAYAYAYAY WAR WAAAAAAR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR posts which are followed by Sort's posts of "<—– This is why we are starting this war".

          Should be fun for a short while and then it will become a sov grind and then Nulli will go back to dieing in FW and NCdot will go look for another shoulder to cry on, RA will probably revive themselves and steal the undefended space, Solar will be like "Did they just leave 4 regions of renters unprotected? Time to introduce them to slumlord Mactep" and then -DD- will prolly go run to curse and kill RA and steal their recently acquired free space and the EvE universe will go on

          April 29, 2013 at 3:58 pm Reply
          1. anonymous

            Sounds like you are the only one that needs a shoulder to cry on

            April 29, 2013 at 4:31 pm
          2. Washi Meisei

            WFT have you been smoking?

            April 29, 2013 at 10:22 pm
      2. God wills it!

        Yes 300 died vs the hoarde massively outnumbered. That was dotbros vs cfc 300 brave and inspirational pvp'rs vs the Persian scum (cfc) and yes dotbros eventually lost through the clear mass disadvantage of not having a chance when it came to numbers in the sov grind.
        Now instead of 300 a whole hoast of Spartans and free Greeks stand before you in the form of N3, and the Persians return in the form of HBC this time to go against the rath of true dedicated warriors.
        I smell fear, I smell HBC.

        Ohh raaaahhh oooh raaaahhh!

        April 28, 2013 at 2:24 pm Reply
        1. Guy

          Hi how's it going? You should post with your old account.

          April 29, 2013 at 6:18 am Reply
    4. PL grunt

      Test … what is your profession?
      Sperg sperg sperg!!!

      Just remember the 300 died in the end.. nulli will just bail if it gets too hard for them and if they don't bail first NC. will.

      Test are doing this for fun.. so your gonna have to make it like bashing their head into a wall of spears for more then 6 months otherwise you won't just lose, you will have just proven to EVE that you are crapper then -A- .. which is truly terrible…

      April 28, 2013 at 3:23 pm Reply
    5. You fucking illiterate retard. Sparta was ruled by Greece – the "HBC" would be Persians.
      Jesus christ, fucking hell.

      April 28, 2013 at 9:59 pm Reply
      1. apocalypse

        I was using the clip to show what each sidr consist of. Not what empire ect so you are the idiot that didn't get it cheers

        April 29, 2013 at 2:15 am Reply
    6. Yeah Right.

      Interesting because NCtwat and Epoke couldn't hold Provi and had to make a deal to get out….

      April 29, 2013 at 7:51 pm Reply
    7. Toxic Troll

      How is HBC liked to Spartians, the Spartians like what is linked from 300 died to the last man, but didn't Nulli and Co. run from delve and vale?

      April 29, 2013 at 9:57 pm Reply
      1. Toxic Troll

        * im drunk meant N3

        April 29, 2013 at 10:03 pm Reply
        1. apocalypse

          They left delve because they couldn't fight everything on their own.. since then they have grown & built a coalition that HBC will & does fear. Looking forward to the fun ^_^

          April 30, 2013 at 7:55 am Reply
  23. Cha Ching Sucks

    finally!!!
    N3 FC here who cannot wait to see what we can do in a war should actually present some challenges. Good luck HBC, but yallz be fucked.

    Delve by christmas!

    April 28, 2013 at 7:56 am Reply
    1. OPSEC-QUIAN

      HED FROM SORT'S GIRL – if you catch my meaning.

      April 30, 2013 at 6:47 am Reply
  24. TNT Grunt

    Progodlegend shit talking like he is a god……Test got fed up and will bite.
    Thing is….Test = Test like spartans they dont look at their killboard and see if its green or red.
    They just rush in again and again and again.

    Bravo Test as a CFC member iam proud on you guys…and remember when some of you where in VFK…..We still have a weak spot for our broski's and our door is still open should you seek a new home.
    May this way bring victory to the brave, breaking the blue donut.
    Roma Victor my brothers and show no mercy to those so called Elite Fagots who think they can treat you like a dog.

    April 28, 2013 at 9:02 am Reply
    1. just another guy

      "They just rush in again and again and again" I really really hope thats true for eve's sake.

      April 28, 2013 at 9:06 am Reply
    2. Perseus

      Wasnt that the persian?

      April 28, 2013 at 9:42 am Reply
    3. Nero

      There was only 300 Spartans not 3000 so dont flatter yourself with notions or going against overwhelming numbers you are the overwhelming numbers!

      April 28, 2013 at 11:38 am Reply
      1. Make way for

        Dotbros were Spartans in the war with cfc. Now that HBC are supposedly attacking N3 the Spartans rise again to slaughter the Persians (HBC)

        April 28, 2013 at 11:45 am Reply
        1. goontastic

          Did you ever watch the end of that film? The Spartans got slaughtered.

          April 28, 2013 at 1:36 pm Reply
          1. God wills it!

            Yes 300 died vs the hoarde massively outnumbered. That was dotbros vs cfc 300 brave and inspirational pvp'rs vs the Persian scum (cfc) and yes it ros eventually lost by only through the clear mass disadvantage of not having a chance when it came to numbers in the sov grind.
            Now instead of 300 a whole boast of Spartans and free Greeks stand before you in the form of N3, and the Persians return in the form of HBC this time to go against the rath of true dedicated warriors.

            Ohh raaaahhh oooh raaaahhh!

            April 28, 2013 at 2:15 pm
        2. chzypai

          hang on…didn't the Spartans still lose?

          April 28, 2013 at 1:43 pm Reply
        3. just another guy

          he said the spartans rise again. This sounds like he means after the 300 died. which if u did watch the end of the movie that would mean he is talking about the 10,000 spartans. Although the movie did not show who had won history tells us the Spartans did.

          April 28, 2013 at 1:53 pm Reply
          1. A book

            The battle of Platae.

            The combined Greek city states won.

            May 2, 2013 at 10:57 pm
    4. nulli-ite

      TL:DR – TESTIE SPERGING…
      you barely survive BL on a fieldtrip, by throwing a thousand badgers at them.
      you'll think it'll be 'on the fence' for a week or two, till you realize I'm committed for the long run and your buddies aren't.
      We'll all be getting HED from sort's gf by the end of May… and then you'll realize this was a really bad idea.

      April 30, 2013 at 6:45 am Reply
    5. With love from S2N

      Yes u are part of the big dumb hordes! alaways hiding behing 1000 more noobs like u! Test 1st CFC 2nd we will spawn high sex with u!

      April 30, 2013 at 2:14 pm Reply
    6. stick

      Fake WAR BLA BLA … you IDIOTS ARE DOING INSTANCED PVP STICK IT IN YOUR DARK WHOLE

      April 30, 2013 at 2:57 pm Reply
    7. Leonidas

      You are an idiot. the spartans didn't rush in again and again, and didn't care for their "killboard". Actually they cared about their killboard a great deal. Thats why its called "300" in the movie and not "30000".

      May 7, 2013 at 1:18 pm Reply
  25. HBC are lambs

    So Sort Dragon decides to go to war and take HBC with them … and everyone believes HBC will go after him like a little lamb ….

    I'll be just here waiting to see that hapen

    April 28, 2013 at 9:04 am Reply
  26. lolol

    wondering if its at least about a real girl and not another eve gf like wicked

    April 28, 2013 at 10:07 am Reply
  27. Namib

    begun chazzz the fake wars … instanced pvp second part

    April 28, 2013 at 11:50 am Reply
  28. TESTforEvA

    Enough with the words Nulli, bring it on – we will stay together with TEST and lock you into your rabbithole until you dry and begging for peace :)

    April 28, 2013 at 12:42 pm Reply
    1. Make way for

      You understand that HBCs fall will commence due to Sort e-honour ahahahahahahaaaaa rip HBC o/

      April 28, 2013 at 12:56 pm Reply
    2. CommanderBolt

      HBC is gonna die , thank fuck. Lying cheating backstabbing coalition. I predict Raiden will run at the first sign of trouble. Your other allies in the south are uncoordinated and probably couldn't care about test.

      So yes I hope Nulli / N3 rape you in the bum hole test (in game) Hey if you want to try your luck on dust, BRING IT!

      April 28, 2013 at 1:11 pm Reply
      1. test blue

        confirming i don´t give a shit for test and won´t waste any assets to prolong their downfall.

        April 29, 2013 at 3:20 pm Reply
    3. 1337bittervet

      Mate, 3-4 big fights where you get dumpstered and your shit coalition is going to explode. You think TROLL/TRIBE/Init actually like you mongoloids?

      TEST+Raiden vs N3bros+PL

      Come at us you fuckers, need to pad my kb anyways.

      April 28, 2013 at 5:50 pm Reply
  29. lolzor

    inb4 watch HBC die because OOH NO WE CANT CAREBEAR ANYMORE IN OUR SPACE roflcopter

    April 28, 2013 at 12:43 pm Reply
  30. Kabeloid Oromnouk

    I want both actors in this "war" to kick from ally, and take them to arena, like trully mans. Now they are only fuckin little kids with fuckin psychotic biatchs….

    April 28, 2013 at 12:47 pm Reply
    1. War_brings_fun

      Sweet tears of pissed over carebear!

      April 28, 2013 at 1:34 pm Reply
  31. Versys

    I wonder if this all is real and not some 'hangover-doom-after-pubcrawl-late-nite-beer-overdose'. Hope it's real and we get a very interesting year ahead. Btw, themittani is silent.

    April 28, 2013 at 1:48 pm Reply
    1. PGL

      Confirming Sorts girlfriend is a Psychotic Dumb Bitch

      April 28, 2013 at 2:22 pm Reply
    2. Kozlik

      Yeah it's bullshhh, fake, test fighting Rambo N3 & Uncle PL w/o approval from Papa Goon? Haha

      April 29, 2013 at 7:24 pm Reply
      1. old timer

        who said papa goon is not approving ?

        April 29, 2013 at 8:45 pm Reply
    3. God wills it!

      Mittens is silent partly because he's pissed that his rmt/botting coalition is about to hit a big hurdle from moon nerf, he's going to have to get a Job instead of leaching tech. Secondly he's quite as cfc usually jump in the band wagon or pile on when its appropriate for them and when they greatly outnumber their opponent, never before and never for gfs or to better their coalition as a whole. Cfc moves only to benifit the chosen few leadership while te grunts get to do fuck all, rat bear and carry on being aweful in peace. The will pile on to get rid of any coalition that posses a true thread to them and will get rid of such coalition so eve stays contentless.

      April 29, 2013 at 8:52 pm Reply
  32. loser

    here,s a good song[youtube sSy3BzWAUig http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSy3BzWAUig youtube]

    April 28, 2013 at 1:55 pm Reply
  33. Steve from darknet

    Come at me bro. Come at me.

    April 28, 2013 at 2:19 pm Reply
  34. tot

    Get one thing straight nulli secunda or the n3 coalition were never blue with test/hbc.

    April 28, 2013 at 3:05 pm Reply
    1. Namib

      but blue to the big manipulator of the whole game .. pl .. blue to the … wegetinfosfromccpandarethelovedchildrenofgamemasters thats enough to be on the shit side of eve

      April 28, 2013 at 5:17 pm Reply
  35. hosy

    Omg who's starting a war,just someone called a bitcch by the name?
    I would like to know the reason why the bitch was called by name? : )

    April 28, 2013 at 3:16 pm Reply
  36. U know who

    Dummies guide to Testie manipulation:

    Step 1) Get rid of Monti – who wanted a REAL War.
    Step 2) Install a PL guy and have him "change alliances" to convince the Testies they are NOT being manipulated by PL.
    Step 3) Sort creates drama backstory and declares "War with NIPs" – strangely similar to Shadoo's wargames concept.

    Shadoo's "game" now has a backstory –

    April 28, 2013 at 4:10 pm Reply
    1. Namib

      its all fake war .. there are some pl guys in test .. and lead the pvp section …. hence test is led by pl .. and pl is just doing instanced pvp like in wow .. and the methani pl .. and gewns are doing what they can do .. that their members do not die of boredom .. this whole war between test and pl .. is a hilarious joke for stupid people .. you are the manipulated masses open your eyes and face the truth this is just a move to save the RMT Money of shidhead poo and his stinky friend methani …

      April 28, 2013 at 5:13 pm Reply
      1. VirtualSex

        You may be right, lets just hope that this fake war leads in a drama queen war and afterwards we get a real war :)

        April 29, 2013 at 7:00 am Reply
  37. droljica

    Dumbest coalition in history of eve declares war on biggest rmt coalition in eve's history, and their puppets.

    Would u like to know moar… "ccp dickhead presented us new jump-gate effect" Great, right.

    April 28, 2013 at 4:49 pm Reply
    1. anonymous

      Biggest rmt coalition in eve's history? what..? I believe that would be Solar especially after some of their renters offered to pay with paypal when they switched sides.

      April 28, 2013 at 5:46 pm Reply
    2. Anonymous

      The jumpgate effect is awesome, you take that back right now

      April 29, 2013 at 5:28 am Reply
  38. Namib

    its all fake war .. there are some pl guys in test .. and lead the pvp section …. hence test is led by pl .. and pl is just doing instanced pvp like in wow .. and the methani pl .. and gewns are doing what they can do .. that their members do not die of boredom .. this whole war between test and pl .. is a hilarious joke for stupid people .. you are the manipulated masses open your eyes and face the truth this is just a move to save the RMT Money of shidhead poo and his stinky friend methani …

    April 28, 2013 at 5:14 pm Reply
  39. 1337bittervet

    Renting space in Catch/Querious/Delve/Fountain/Paragon Soul/Esoteria.

    Please contact official PL renting diplos for further information.

    April 28, 2013 at 5:46 pm Reply
  40. Johnny

    So this is about Leonard being upset and jealous Raj gave it to Penny?

    April 28, 2013 at 5:47 pm Reply
    1. ROFL!!!

      April 28, 2013 at 7:01 pm Reply
  41. assleep

    one word….BORING!!

    April 28, 2013 at 6:08 pm Reply
  42. LastStraw

    But is she a dumb psychotic bitch?

    April 28, 2013 at 6:42 pm Reply
    1. Dylan

      I met her at FF – she seemed to be nice enough. Didn't want to get too close though, in case it created yet another threat of war.

      May 2, 2013 at 3:54 pm Reply
  43. ex DC grunt

    So PGL insults Sort's gf and he goes to war with a NIP? Guess she not worth a real war, lol.

    April 28, 2013 at 6:46 pm Reply
  44. THE BORG's

    RESISTANCE is FUTILE

    April 28, 2013 at 9:58 pm Reply
    1. Guest

      Resistance is not futile! It's voltage divided by current!

      April 29, 2013 at 6:28 pm Reply
  45. Pilious

    Ink, DSP and Why So are all official members of N3, however your right red is a special type of retarded and managed to get reset instead/

    April 28, 2013 at 10:06 pm Reply
    1. Fiberton

      Which is interesting their Exec was just talking to me the other day and said they were Independent.

      April 29, 2013 at 12:55 am Reply
    2. justanotherscrub

      ink and dsp arent full members of n3 just on good terms

      April 30, 2013 at 12:25 am Reply
  46. Màvàla và

    "Test alliance declare war against nulli secunda, pandemic legion and N3". Nor also to Taliban and North Corea? o.0

    April 28, 2013 at 10:18 pm Reply
  47. anonymous

    There are many exmples of smaller forces beating larger ones just as there are larger forces beating smaller ones. History teaches us that depending on circumstances it can go either way and there is no clear cut "I have more numbers so I'll win" or "I have less numbers that are better trained so I'll win." Anything can happen.

    April 28, 2013 at 10:30 pm Reply
    1. Fiberton

      Yes I defiantly agree.

      April 29, 2013 at 12:58 am Reply
  48. guest

    I don't think they intend to win this one. I think a few of them that run it got tired of governing a collation of peeps they wish they did not ally with. Perhaps they will hilariously laugh off the fate of the carpetbaggers and turncoats they absorbed into their ranks.

    April 28, 2013 at 10:31 pm Reply
  49. Shadoo

    Nulli will die, NC. will cry to someone else to form subcaps for them, (if you didnt know nulli are a subcap shield for nc. supers) TEST will laugh, RA will still be sitting there with space probably whoring on killmails with a smile, SOLAR will obviously kick n3 teeth in when they see the chance and take their space back. So basically, N3 was going to call "victory day" on the 8th, and now test declares war on them, fucking brilliant. Some people dont know who to trust in this game, and thats why PL will be turning on N3 the first time vince puts his supers out again. (oops was this a spoiler???)

    April 28, 2013 at 11:31 pm Reply
    1. God wills it!

      Your such a aweful goontard. Can smell a retard a mile off and shadoo is not anywhere near as retarded as you. Why don't you name your self Forrest Gumps more retarded brother. Would be fitting since you seem to have the capacity of a goon.
      Bitches will be bitches.
      PL are currently working with NCdot with both sets of supers on field. Your try hard speech give an insight wich tells us HBC are shitting themselves if your from HBC or your just a dumb goon who doesn't want a real war only a 6:1 odds structure grind fest. I pitty you poor scrub!

      April 29, 2013 at 12:38 am Reply
      1. Bleh Moonwalking

        Even Forrest Gump's more retarded brother would be smarter than you Gods.

        April 29, 2013 at 1:33 am Reply
      2. Shadoo

        when was the last time PL took an even fight? We dont cuz we just blob everything with supers so we dont lose. thats how leet we are if you cant handle it eat my pee pee (both inches). next time u try to step to me im gonna slap you with my left eyebrow

        April 29, 2013 at 1:37 am Reply
      3. EXE

        Sort Dragon has shown several times before that he is an intelligent person. Only a fool would declare war without first making sure that there is a very very slim risk of losing. Wars are fought to win big and crush the target, not to get good fights. In the optimal war, the agressor does not even fire their weapons at anything else then structures because they ourclass their targets so much that the target doesn't even try to defend. If you want good fights, a sov war is not the place to look for it. Sort is clever so he already know how and why HBC will win, else he would not have gone to war.

        April 29, 2013 at 2:08 am Reply
        1. BBC

          You never seem to know what your talking about, yet keep posting pretending you do.

          April 29, 2013 at 4:04 am Reply
        2. anonymous

          Only a person looking to have fun in a game would declare war that could go either way something that the CFC doesn't understand.

          April 29, 2013 at 4:05 am Reply
          1. EXE

            Good even fights for fun is one thing, war is another. In a war the most important part is to never give the enemy a good fight. If you are not 90-95% sure to win you blueball them. This way you win in the end, by boring them to death or crushing them if they are dumb enough to engage when you have the upper hand. Once the war is over and no sov or moneymakers are at stake, you can go back to good fights and welping for fun again. Don't confuse war with looking for good fights.

            April 29, 2013 at 11:03 pm
          2. Chuck Snorris

            well put

            April 30, 2013 at 10:09 pm
          3. Jay

            That Tactic worked for -A- oh wait…

            May 1, 2013 at 1:17 pm
      4. Ze Noob

        lololol shadoo not as retarded as a goon he is so far up mittani's ass the u can't tell where one ends and the other begins. PL would stay out of this as even tho test is rebelling atm they are still the spawn of goonswarm and if they attack goonswarm will become the over protective mother and protect her young which means no more tech for PL odds are this will mean the fall of N3. This plays into the hands of the CFC because with both coalitions attacking each other it means any opposition that could have been mounted against the CFC will need to regain it's power test should of war dec'd the CFC and gotten the help of N3 and said fuck PL now mittani can sit back in his chair (coz we all know he doesn't undock) with little to know opposition

        April 29, 2013 at 2:03 pm Reply
    2. Bring the Pain

      Bad try at propaganda spai….

      April 29, 2013 at 2:51 pm Reply
    3. Tanga

      fuuuck you damn rmt bitch

      April 30, 2013 at 3:02 pm Reply
    4. blapi

      shadoo and vince = bros and bros before whoes, keep that in mind pliiz

      April 30, 2013 at 6:50 pm Reply
    5. BANDZIOR PL

      Optimist "D

      May 1, 2013 at 2:00 am Reply
    6. War Anyone?

      You're fat, old, and gross. If my father saw me living the way you do at your age he'd kill himself. The old people in this game are so creepy.

      May 1, 2013 at 5:16 am Reply
  50. Carebear 101

    will the war ever start?

    April 29, 2013 at 12:30 am Reply

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