TEST

We keep getting confusing reports of an upcoming reset by TEST Alliance and the HBC toward Nulli Secunda. What follows is the raw feeds am being given, feel free to add up.

(6:30:11 PM) Sort: Pl and HBC will be resetting in about a week but a nip will still be in place

(7:27:44 PM) Sort: Zvero it did happen but I have always wanted to kill nulli they are elitist bitch faggots

The coalition needs a war, I am giving the coalition a war. My reasoning for this war does not really matter we need one and so we will have one. Stop being little girls tie your show laces get your shit ready and I will give the details when I get home.

The whole thing about my partner being called a and I quote ‘A Psychotic Dumb Bitch’ by Progodlegend (one of the leaders/fc’s of nulli) more then once without cause just gives me personally something to get behind. Some of the best wars that have happened in the past have happened over something that has happened on the forums or out of game or all of the above. These wars have given content, my job is to give you all content, so quit your bitching faggots and lets get ready to go to war!

Will be a sota when I get home right now I am just busy in Iceland making nulli members shit themselves that we are coming for them! :)

Btw this was written on my mobile after I saw some of you bitches complaining I figured I would post and explain some things.

I guess we have a couple of interesting weeks ahead.

– R

451 Comments

  1. Washi Meisei

    Interesting story bro. But RA keeps claiming it is winning against DSP and INK….. hmmmm RA is 45% this month while INK is 71%. Please FIB link a battle where RA actually won this month.
    RA independent….. RA couldn't do shit in this war against Solar. Let alone take Scalding Pass from Imperial Legion. ALL the space RA has now was taken from Solar Fleet on the backs of INK, DSP, WHYSO, NULLI, NC., Nexus, PL, and others.
    So PLEASE FIB….tell us about the plot from INK and DSP to get RA reset by the coalition?
    Here's a quote from the coalition command channel 'RA just FYI, attacking DSP during this Solar war will end in a total reset from N3 to RA just FYI i didn't realize you stupid fucks RF'd some of their shit'

    FIB please stop fibbing eh, RA couldn't do anything independent. Even when INK was running the 'neo-curse' coalition as some called it, RA could not take a SINGLE system on their own! RA either forgot to pay sov when the TCU went online, or tried to online 1 TCU in a system when you were told to deploy 6 or more, only to have Solar come in and pop that single TCU and drop 1 of their own.

    So FIB how is RA going to keep their space, when they did nothing to gain it in the 1st place?

    April 29, 2013 at 1:11 am Reply
  2. Kadeshi Rishak

    Well, I was hoping to bag some more Monkeys and Fcon on hot-drps… but HBC will substitute just fine. COME AT ME BRO ! I was bored silly anyway.

    April 29, 2013 at 3:35 am Reply
  3. Lel

    HBC at war with PL, who'be been in control for at least a year, as well as PL's other puppets? Why, nothing about this conflict seems artificial at all!

    April 29, 2013 at 7:24 am Reply
  4. Test dummie

    sounds like the next sell out war, which is won before it started.

    if it is only Test = they soon be empire. Test were always worthless in PVP. If it is Goons+Test, it might be the sell out of N3 block with PL as spies in it. whatever happens PL is once again positioned well. which is a sad thing, because it says, the rest are spineless and willing to bow to PL, be it N3, Goons or Test.

    Whats with the Tech moons? How many % of all has PL?

    April 29, 2013 at 7:44 am Reply
    1. Pantera

      Didn't you get the memo? Tech will be de-valued soon. The new Tech will be the Moons that are highly concentrated in TEST's space. So TEST will be thrown under the bus.

      April 29, 2013 at 9:08 am Reply
  5. Thodoros

    I dont believe any of this to be true.
    Tbh if i was in Test i would wanted to sort out my leadership and all the internal affairs and then go to war.
    All this crap about war with NIPs and NAPs at the stage is just a smokescreen.
    And to all those Spartans wannabes out there (N3 guys i am talking to you), Sparta was able to deafeat Athens because they had the Persians to give them gold and they build their army and navy.
    The Persians were more afraid of Athens political power and diplomacy and they were afraid that they manage to build big stronghold with their Ioanian colonies in Asia Minor.
    In the end Athens managed to defeat Sparta.

    April 29, 2013 at 9:00 am Reply
    1. Thucydides

      Not quite. As things stood in the Peloponnesian Wars, Sparta held Athens in constant siege, when there were no more land battles to speak of, on account of total Spartan superiority there. In the sea, Athens and her allies were unmatched, even by Persia, and Sparta had never had a navy to begin with. Sparta DID accept Persian ships/crew/gold in order to defeat Athens' navy and put a stop the deadlock where Athens could keep herself replenished through trade. Persian ships under Spartan command defeated Athens Navy finally and Athens surrendered.
      Sparta was eventually defeated by Thebes and her allies, so it wasn't Athens after all who finally defeated Spartans totally in the end.

      April 29, 2013 at 10:56 am Reply
      1. Thodoros

        Sparta did had some ships but not alot but Corinth did have alot.
        You are right about the final blow be struck by Thebes and her allies but Athens did manage to rise and defeat Sparta and capture Spartan sholdiers and parade them in the streets.
        That was were the buble of Spartan soldier burst.
        Check it and you will see i am right.
        The Persians took the Ionian citites from Athens beacause of Sparta, until Alexander came back with them.

        May 1, 2013 at 7:22 am Reply
    2. lololol

      there's a few things about TEST: first they PVP to get it over with so they can go carebear….second: they suck at PVP because they need 10:1 odds to win 1 fight. third: ncdot WANTS PVP above everything else: they even stand down super fleets in order to get reds to undock and come in.

      It comes down to goals: TEST calls losing trillions of ISK and being humiliated + getting a bit of land a victory…
      In that case: yes Ncdot is in trouble lol.

      April 29, 2013 at 1:38 pm Reply
      1. Thodoros

        Test cant fight a proper war now.

        May 1, 2013 at 7:24 am Reply
    3. Toxic Troll

      Its a good thing everyone involved flys spaceships and its not 500BC then, and you know the Spartians were man lovers right?

      April 29, 2013 at 1:57 pm Reply
      1. FA Grunt

        cause being a man lover will affect how someone pilots their space ship these days?

        May 1, 2013 at 4:09 pm Reply
    4. G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!

      I shouldn't be that guy, but in the odd chance anyone cares the Anatolian colonies weren't like, say, British colonies of the 16th-17th century, that is, they weren't part of the holdings of the founding city, but independent units. So while there were colonies founded by Atticans, they weren't beholden to Athens or any other city. ALSO, at least when it comes to the major colonies, there were as many Dorian as there were from Attica (the Spartans were Dorians). At least in Anatolia. Somewhat paradoxically, there seemed to be less Dorians in the western colonies even though Sparta and other Dorians on the peloponnese were much closer to Italy and Sicily than, say, Euboa. In Asia Minor that was not the case however.

      May 8, 2013 at 1:09 am Reply
  6. lord

    Like always. Trouble because of a girl…

    April 29, 2013 at 11:09 am Reply
  7. Jesus Loves You

    TBH, NIP = Blue. So yeah, PL will still be blue to the whole of Eve. Good riddance.

    April 29, 2013 at 11:10 am Reply
  8. Ned
    April 29, 2013 at 12:14 pm Reply
    1. because of a falcon

      "Because of a Moros…" ?

      April 29, 2013 at 12:46 pm Reply
  9. Draco

    So TEST is afraid of Goonswarm, but realised that N3 was a smaller group… and they needed a war to distract there line members and get away from the bad press earlier in the year.

    Think of all those structure grinds no one wants!

    April 29, 2013 at 12:49 pm Reply
    1. DVD

      I dare to say that N3, especially ncdot is a bit more dangerous then cfc lol, cfc is more of the same level as test, ncdot is asking for trouble as these guys WANT to grief+kill.

      April 29, 2013 at 1:31 pm Reply
      1. I was there

        Are you retarded?

        NC dot will be useless w/ 5 full fleets show up …

        Test is good at blobs, the HBC alliances dont care about kill eff.

        April 29, 2013 at 3:07 pm Reply
        1. Gecko

          To be fair goons are more skilled than Test and NC held their own against Goons for a while so with NC, Nulli and the rest from N3 my money is on N3. Plus the fact Test no longer has PL FC's

          April 29, 2013 at 6:50 pm Reply
  10. VirtualSex

    Delve 2013: Nulli is going Home!
    http://i.imgur.com/Am22xi4.jpg

    April 29, 2013 at 12:54 pm Reply
  11. Background

    This is all arrangement by PL to fool both N3 and HBC. NIP war cannot go anywhere, PL goals as alliance who controls what HBC is doing are simple:
    1) Distract N3 attention so they would not harrass CFC.
    2) Make "wargames" so that nullsec control remains under PL hands
    3) In ideal case, make nulli frustrated by inability to achieve anything so that their notable members like Progodlegend leave and join PL, allowing PL to have anyone who could make any change in nullsec under direct PL control. In this process, PL will probably initiate a drama causing distrust and hatred between NCdot so that NCDot would become completely isolated, and become ready for next stage – making vince joining PL as well.

    Of course, AAA and others may cause a bit of chaos in this. Anyway, their outcome will be better than anyone's as they are the only ones not willing to bow to PL. Everyone else seeks just how to make sure that PL is on their side and ready to bail if it isn't.

    April 29, 2013 at 1:10 pm Reply
    1. youaskedforit

      lol

      Dude.. whatever drugs you are on, i want them too..

      This shit is for real bro.. this war will not be any fucking wargame. The so cold war is over and will soon explode into the largest war in nullsec history.

      April 29, 2013 at 1:21 pm Reply
  12. Tired

    Interesting, PL allowing their sock puppet the illusion of self determination while alleviating their members Blue Doughnut inspired bordom and weakening all the other participants in this mock war which can only be to their advantage in the future.

    Got to hand it to PL, they maybe slowly suffocating this game but they really know how to play it.

    April 29, 2013 at 2:06 pm Reply
  13. TEST GRUNT

    Sort has done jack shit for the coalition. He spends more time sitting on his hand with a thumb up his ass then he does leading anything and then when progodlegend comes along and just tells sort a simple truth he flips out. Oh sort your a bitch deal with it nerd

    April 29, 2013 at 4:09 pm Reply
  14. WWW

    It's a scam.

    April 29, 2013 at 6:57 pm Reply
  15. Lulu Bobo

    Haha! So much stir! Ain't yet May, happy April fools dudes!

    April 29, 2013 at 7:42 pm Reply
  16. Your Sign.

    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=17

    This might be why RA was never in N3…

    April 29, 2013 at 8:28 pm Reply
    1. Oh no.

      You mean Test might have competition for being the worst alliance in eve???

      April 29, 2013 at 8:30 pm Reply
  17. Namib

    instanced FAKE WARS … go and die Shitthad poo, stinky poo methani .. all your instanced WOW pvp does not belong to eve online die for this sin, to bring wow content into Eve online

    April 29, 2013 at 8:38 pm Reply
    1. Tanga

      Thats it .. People like it, that 3 -4 People like shittpoo, stinky methany and this testleader tell them what instanced pvp Action to do, that the People dont get bored … fuck the fake war mongers, WE WANT SOV WAR WE WANT REAL WAR WE WANT REAL TEARS OF SHITTHEAD POO and his RMT GANG

      April 30, 2013 at 3:00 pm Reply
  18. Gecko

    Question how come no one is talkng about Thorn alliance? These guys got royally screwed by test and in all probability haven't moved too far. I would bet if test move's north Thorn will be dropping and popping SBU's like no one's business.

    April 29, 2013 at 9:14 pm Reply
    1. Humble_miner

      What exactly will Thorn be doing with the 2 corps and 73 members that are left?
      http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/THORN_Alliance

      April 29, 2013 at 9:50 pm Reply
    2. Flealo

      Thorn allinace…oh you mean the 5 man executor corp that has nothing to back it now that Alphastar is getting to fap to elo's voice nightly

      April 30, 2013 at 6:34 am Reply
    3. CommanderBolt

      Thorn Alliance has split up and moved separate ways.

      April 30, 2013 at 8:50 pm Reply
  19. TEST4LIFE

    LMAO SORT DRAGON BITCHFRIEND SUCK LIKE 50 COCK AT FANFEST AND THIS FATMAN GET MAD LMAO GET OUT RETARD WE NEED A REAL LEADER LIKE MONTOLIO

    April 29, 2013 at 9:36 pm Reply
  20. Dam

    You mean before daddy Stalin cries for supply from USA and UK or after?

    April 29, 2013 at 11:16 pm Reply
  21. Xiscomingforyou

    Lol bunch of bitch faggots you eve guys are. I play eve but im coming to next fanfest with some non eve friends we will show you what real drunken fights are about not some pixel fights or forum wars.

    April 30, 2013 at 12:04 am Reply
    1. Sada

      What u and your homoeroticism bum buddy platonic mates are gonna get drunk, pick on a small guy, think your awesome and go back to your hotel room and fuxk each other and do a human centrepeed !

      April 30, 2013 at 5:03 am Reply
    2. OMGFrigates Warpout

      ahhhh shit!!! we got us a fucking tough guy over here!

      April 30, 2013 at 4:45 pm Reply
    3. Chuck Snorris

      Battle report "police report" or it didn't happen :)

      April 30, 2013 at 10:11 pm Reply
  22. srs

    Well, it's about goddamn time! (begins scribbling with marker on cardboard: "have ship, will fight"

    April 30, 2013 at 1:35 am Reply
  23. LOL
    April 30, 2013 at 5:03 am Reply
    1. bupi

      pls missing :)

      April 30, 2013 at 7:41 pm Reply
  24. I Teabaged Shampoo

    Nelly, T.I. & T3 you're gonna learn today what a loooooong dick is.:p

    April 30, 2013 at 6:26 am Reply
  25. Boo

    God im tired of all these epeen circle jerkers in n3 telling every1 that they are good at eve lol.
    Well guess what?
    Sov war is all about numbers and nothing about green KB.
    Sov war means bringing thousands to crush one hundred.
    The CFC dont care about losing boats only about completing the strat objective.
    The players in the CFC understand that eve is all about helping to build vast empires as CCP states, if you cannot understand this, then i hear WOW has battlegrounds that limit numbers.
    Stop crying about 4on one numbers because thats what war is in eve is all about.
    Test will win in the end because if they struggle, well they have friends as well that hate (the retarded we are best morons that cant understand what sov war is n3).
    SOV war is all about numbers and logistics, something that the CFC/Test has in vast amounts, against this your epeen meens nothing.
    N3, ha ha we are slaughtering these bad CFC/Test players oh boy are we not epeen, oh but why are we losing space?
    Think about the answer while you lose your new gained space AGAIN.

    April 30, 2013 at 2:03 pm Reply
  26. blueshadopoo

    N3 the boogey man is coming for you. And we will see how your 2nd tier fair, when they are dunked at every turn.

    Jabbalon, controlled day's are over, and we are going slice up your shitty leet empire.

    April 30, 2013 at 7:27 pm Reply
  27. S2N Biach

    Somebody wake me up when Test actually drops a pair and shows up .. this will be entertaining 😉

    In the mean time I am going back to my siesta ..

    April 30, 2013 at 8:53 pm Reply
  28. just another guy

    Im pretty sure that with the moon changes it would be in the cfc's best interest to keep test in delve. It should allow them to bottleneck different r64 moons between the two of them and keep there isk flowing in. For this reason I dont think n3 will be able to do much. I would think pl would remain neutral until they see which way the wind is blowing at which point they will pick there side.

    April 30, 2013 at 9:37 pm Reply
  29. Wombat

    So is Test ever going to put their moons on the line, or are we going to have to keep hearing stupid propaganda?

    May 1, 2013 at 1:18 am Reply
  30. HBC/CFC bro

    For better or worse I'm ready to go full retard, Test bros lets put our retard helmets let's smoke some weed and hell lets get drunk. New bros bring some duck tape your going to need them we are about to have some fun. Don't worrie to much about the ammunition for you have volunteer to be the sacerficial lamb. We are going to show this motherfucking cabrones why Test is Best. Let our kill board run red with blood. The blue donut is ready; lets bake and shake winter is here baby the honey badgers are ready our BFF in the north are on there way

    We are family we might fight we are not,perfect but we are best bros for,life.
    CFC/HBC

    May 1, 2013 at 7:03 am Reply
  31. Dave_From_FA

    Could some Testie put out an olive branch soon you are going to need us. We accept all major forms of appology in public forums.

    May 1, 2013 at 1:46 pm Reply
    1. FA Grunt

      You post far too much

      May 1, 2013 at 4:03 pm Reply
  32. Nulli bro

    Still waiting for the 1st SBU to be dropped in one of our systems.

    May 1, 2013 at 4:05 pm Reply
    1. Zor

      You have to guide Testies the right way. They tried to go there but ended up ganking in hi sec wondering why the sbu didn´t work there.

      May 2, 2013 at 7:55 pm Reply
      1. Nulli bro

        You got to be kidding me. They cannot be that bad!…Are they?

        May 3, 2013 at 1:11 am Reply
  33. Because...

    From inside HBC, reports are this is personal due to sort's gf being called names. I shit you not.

    May 1, 2013 at 9:17 pm Reply
    1. loser

      wait what the blind ship could actually fight on a moments notice for a pety unjustified reasons of ONE MAN?hehehe good one,you give them to little credit.

      May 2, 2013 at 1:52 pm Reply
  34. S2N Grunt

    TEST has is yet to arrive on our doorstep. Are they actually coming?

    May 2, 2013 at 8:35 am Reply
    1. TestGuy

      We are already there – ready to unleash our Curse on you.

      May 2, 2013 at 10:46 am Reply
      1. S2N Grunt

        Bring good fights please bro :)

        May 2, 2013 at 12:34 pm Reply
  35. BlackholeX
    May 3, 2013 at 12:05 am Reply
  36. kalaschnikow

    pffftttt…I am so tired of this shittysy wars.Why we dont live in Love and Harmony together in this bIg universe 😀

    May 4, 2013 at 8:28 pm Reply
    1. spedmor

      casue everything changed when the fire nation attacked

      May 4, 2013 at 8:32 pm Reply
  37. Troll grunt

    It appears TEST is pulling out of the HBC.

    May 5, 2013 at 12:54 am Reply
  38. Star CItizen

    Yea so they declare war 2 weeks ago…. and then retreat deeper into their own space… yea…. some war…. fucking losers

    May 5, 2013 at 6:44 pm Reply

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