In repeated occasions Montolio has been victim of the Mittani’s agitation propaganda machine. It seems like he’s taken the message loud and clear and have come forward to set the record straight instead of letting the Goon poured Kool-Aid to be drunk by unsuspecting players. What follows is a post from the TEST Alliance forums, according to Montolio this won’t be the only article setting the record straight. Read On.

Hello friends!

You probably have noticed a dramatic increase in CFC action directed towards the HBC and myself over the past few weeks – this is because they are mad. They’ve been expecting and preparing for me to declare a disorganized jihad on them for some time. Mostly because I’ve been leaking it to them via various individuals in the CFC in private conversations that we would in fact attack them during my SOTC.

The entire CFC directorate tuned into the SOTC and hit Twitter as soon as I didn’t announce an invasion to find any reason to pick apart my terrible SOTC.

Don’t be fooled – the CFC is eager for war, but they want to “craft the narrative”. The Mittani is a smart guy – I worked under him for over a year. I helped him to execute alliances and craft propaganda in the past. What he is doing right now is attacking on every front he can aside from outright war.

The recent article on The-Mittani[dot]com talks about ‘cracks in the HBC’ based on a thread in Coalition Discussion that involves Raiden badposting and Grath yelling at them for it. This is probably one of the most feeble attempts yet to try and target the HBC with some sort of self-serving agit prop and the article doesn’t live up to the standards of The Mittani. I am disappointed.

You can tell how clearly slanted the article is based on this one quote alone:

The-Mittani[dot]com said:
While Shadoo and Montolio entered the conversation in an attempt to keep the thread from going sour, their efforts were in vain

My attempt to keep the thread from going sour?

Montolio Said:

Oh shit.
Grath – can you soundcloud a response to this instead of writing it? I want to listen to it so I can pretend I am getting yelled at by an abusive father figure while I masturbate.

I love drama and open discussion. It may not lead to as cohesive of a coalition but we don’t rule with an iron fist in this coalition and I never intend for it to be that way. The Jabberlon 5 reaction to Paul Knuth’s question about me being out of touch during the SOTC illustrates of the differences in our coalitions. CFC members stated that the Mittani reply to that question would be “Fuck off”. I gave a serious response.

But Montolio! The article was written by Targie McRed – this isn’t propaganda at all.

Targie McRed said:
I was asked to write it by mittens. He [the mittani] wanted it written by someone from TEST

Mittani directed the writing of this article and specifically pressured a member of TEST to write it.

Keep having fun m8s, keep creating drama, keep fucking up – just expect to read about it a lot more.

Since when is DurrHurrDurr being fired news? Its a 3 month ritual.


I will encourage other alliance leaders to come forward and “set the record straight” the same way Montolio has, he and I still have our diferences yet EN24 is open to all entities and opinions.

[Original Forum Post]

– R


  1. Nulli_Grunt

    So… Montolio Python and the Holy Goon presents the Flying Circus of EVE Online?

    March 9, 2013 at 7:08 pm Reply
    1. druid_cilnok

      Love the drama.

      March 9, 2013 at 7:35 pm Reply
    2. sucks

      lol awesome comment love it

      March 9, 2013 at 10:08 pm Reply
    3. Noisrevbus

      It would have been even better if you dual-referenced it and said “Holy Goon of Agit-prop” ;).

      March 10, 2013 at 12:02 am Reply
  2. Ex IMP-L

    Come on you fucking pussies just fight nullsec needs a damn war

    March 9, 2013 at 7:15 pm Reply
    1. Maru

      If you really are former IMP-L, then you just came out of a damn war, didn't you?

      March 9, 2013 at 8:53 pm Reply
      1. anon

        Some men just want to watch the world burn

        March 9, 2013 at 9:01 pm Reply
      2. joe

        more likely just came out of losing theri entire space.

        March 9, 2013 at 9:25 pm Reply
      3. Ex IMP-L

        I left imp about 5 months ago the alliance was dead as fuck and unsubscribed a month later I still contact my friends in the alliance as well as keep up with EVE updates… A college student doesnt have all the money in the world…

        March 9, 2013 at 11:59 pm Reply
  3. eve pilot

    as harry enfield would say "only one way to settle this fiiiiight!!!!!!!"

    March 9, 2013 at 7:24 pm Reply
    1. Gort

      Harry Hill maybe – Harry Enfield us more likely to say "oooh – suits you sir"

      March 9, 2013 at 10:00 pm Reply
    2. PCP_Bananaman

      lmao, this better be a troll, it's Harry Hill for fuck sake and "There's only one way to find out… FIIIIIIGGGGHT!!!"

      March 9, 2013 at 10:04 pm Reply
    3. mittens for csm8

      u mean harry hill herpa derp

      March 10, 2013 at 4:03 am Reply
      1. U Never Learn Eh!

        Mittens not for CSM8 jesus dont want cfc ruining the game even more through manipulation to benifit them selves,frack that son.

        March 10, 2013 at 8:56 am Reply
  4. druid_cilnok

    Been waiting for the other side of story. Slightly disappointed, but love the drama none the less. MOAR drama please, its my favorite !

    March 9, 2013 at 7:33 pm Reply

    " I worked under him for over a year. " ALSO YOU STILL ARE TO LIV IN HES POKET AND EAT AT HES TABEL.


    March 9, 2013 at 7:50 pm Reply
    1. han solo

      dude a really have to give you my hat you repeat whats being said already then rewrite it pretending your retarded and get the likes

      March 9, 2013 at 10:41 pm Reply
      1. burnjita

        it's mintrolio

        he somehow managed to become a living meme

        March 10, 2013 at 12:11 am Reply
        1. Alwayslaughahaha

          He's just getting ready for election season

          March 10, 2013 at 2:53 am Reply
          1. EW Guy

            I voted for him last time, will vote for him again.

            Mintrolio ftw.

            March 10, 2013 at 12:35 pm
    2. EW Guy

      He needs more money saved, more allies on standby and more people free from engagements. =/

      Right now it will be this damn blueball, but wait a bit and we´ll see (hope so) the ALL IN.

      March 10, 2013 at 2:30 am Reply
    3. Shana_Zera

      Anyone else read this in a schwarzenegger voice? :)

      March 10, 2013 at 6:45 am Reply
  6. FA grunt

    Ruling with a iron fist……lets talk about b deal

    March 9, 2013 at 8:02 pm Reply
  7. Eve playa

    Just start the damn war! Im bored of this sh**t..

    March 9, 2013 at 8:10 pm Reply
  8. another loki down

    Mittani and Montolio don't have the sac for war.

    March 9, 2013 at 8:13 pm Reply
    1. spaceship idiot

      money more important for them. Nonshocker. The amazing part is, why do some many idiots play ball in this rigged game? by making a blue donut, you limit your gameplay, make it less exciting.

      March 11, 2013 at 3:37 pm Reply
      1. Smiling Joe

        Depends on game objectives. Last I checked there are plenty of people to fight. They can PvP in the morning, make isk at night, etc.

        March 11, 2013 at 8:25 pm Reply
  9. FA grunt

    Also riv where are the articles about nc. Supers dying…….you are only not one sided when it doesn't involve you directly

    March 9, 2013 at 8:16 pm Reply
    1. frdff

      What nc. supers dying? Please show us killmails?

      Thought so, fazor scrub

      March 9, 2013 at 8:37 pm Reply
      1. Helpingout

        I think he made a mistake and he's means the 30 or 40 Carriers NCDOT just lost to Solar when PL couldn't drop in.

        March 10, 2013 at 6:58 am Reply
        1. U Never Learn Eh!

          The failed trap? derped mid cyno and NCdot not having there supers in jump range to support as it seems Ncdot/PLs plan was for Ncdots supers to not initially move,so they did not scare away a responce from Solar. PL were supposed to be the initial supers on field if Solar took the bait.
          Solar did take the bait,wich went to plan,what did not go to plan however was some fuckwitt going afk without letting aybody know,also what did not go to plan was RA welping their support fleet by MJDing out of range of there logis & slowcats.
          Continued ->

          March 10, 2013 at 8:52 am Reply
          1. U Never Learn Eh!

            Solar killed 30+ Slowcats and killed RAs support fleet wich were supposed to be there to tackle supers as well as NCdot ghostriders deploying to takle,solar did not have the threat of being tackled by ghostriders or RA at this point.NCdot had to stay in carriers to spider tank long enough for support to arrive,Solar Supers were 50km off,so did not make ghostriers viable in the situation.
            As soon as support arrived Solar rage gtfo'd as they were not tackled when we dropped into system with our toys.
            It all came down to an afk mid cyno and a retarded Decision on the RA FCs part.
            Again Solar took their oppertunity, but it was in all honesty alot of luck on solars part that it did not turn out how it was supposed to. For solar to succeed, they needed to roll a double 6,and this time they did.
            This is a battle that proves if a couple of simple tasks are not vigilantly done then there will be a costly mistake.

            March 10, 2013 at 8:52 am
          2. RA dude

            There were no RA slowcats on the field. Initially we had about 6 or even less logis which wouldn't matter against an alpha fleet, and NC. slowcats were in a _separate_ fleet (so much for the 'mjding away from our slowcats'). Our FC decided to mjd on top of Solars to try to kill at least something right after our bombers made a bombrun which hit the tail of the Solar fleet, but didn't kill anyone. I think it was after that mjd when we cynoed in 3 triage carriers to rep battleships, but it wasn't enough.

            Those who survived burned back to regroup system, and the order to get as many dictors/hictors was given. Then we stood on the titan for some time until we finally got bridged onto the battlefield about 150 km from anything we could warp on. Those few who were in the warp range (including FC) warped into the fight and died, but most of our bubblers and other support were a few km too close after aligning, and Solars killed quickly wrecks and conts. When a bounce spot was finally made it was too late already – all supers had left.

            March 10, 2013 at 11:26 am
          3. Carter

            Saying it was a trap that went wrong is nothing more then damage control. If it were a trap the fleet wouldn't have been called "HELP".

            March 10, 2013 at 1:12 pm
          4. BntyHunter

            You idiot, just because you are a scrub who reacts to everything doesnt mean the rest of us dont plan events out and thats what makes us get huge kills.

            When these things work like usual you see 8 Caps dead here 5 dead there, and that has happend all year, when it fails its a Superfleet vs a Capfleet and who you think wins?

            We can`t have Supers on or SOLAR will never engage us you tool, so if you ever see only Caps from NC. or PL, you know something is a miss.

            Funny how you mindless zombies never actually set traps because you are the ones who hide. We dnt hide from you so you get fights whenever, we wouldnt need to set traps and lure out enemies if you scrubs had balls and fought.

            March 10, 2013 at 6:51 pm
          5. xxxxx


            March 11, 2013 at 1:06 pm
          6. Ultimatum

            PL fleet was renamed help, how do I know, because I was in it you scrub.
            A lot of people wanting this to have been an almighty fight that solar won outright, truth is they only came out ontop due to a few simple mistakes, that's doesnt change te fact that solar did come out ontop and legged it as soon as the plan was back on track.

            March 10, 2013 at 7:45 pm
        2. Dave from PL

          its not that we couldn't drop we wouldn't

          Spare the cane spoil the child

          March 10, 2013 at 9:40 pm Reply
    2. I am working on the NCDOT CARRIER pile up already, so no worries.

      March 9, 2013 at 9:08 pm Reply
      1. i am cool

        " reply to that question would be "

        guess all yo thots are based on would/could ? or u actually have some facts that could some1 confirm aside those 2 guys that are chating together

        March 10, 2013 at 6:24 pm Reply
      2. nothing but stories

        riverini means he is giving the final touches to the propaganda poster he is gonna use for the article… everything else was ready 3 days ago

        March 11, 2013 at 12:27 am Reply
    3. anonymous

      We have to lose supers for there to be an article about it. I think that is how it works.

      March 9, 2013 at 10:44 pm Reply
  10. Ynglaur

    Montolio asked Riverini to write this article.

    March 9, 2013 at 8:33 pm Reply
    1. after this: http://evenews24.com/2012/12/30/the-honey-botter-

      Montolio and I aren't in the best terms tbh…

      So, tell me again my friend, what did Montolio "asked" me to do again?

      March 9, 2013 at 9:09 pm Reply
    2. whatever

      Montolio published this article in the public section of the test forums.

      March 9, 2013 at 10:43 pm Reply
    3. DubbaYooArr

      … and? I dont see the punch line here…

      March 11, 2013 at 3:43 pm Reply
  11. Norsk Maelstrom

    Montolia is a fag, always has been. The bearded clam. You guys take this shit way to serious.

    March 9, 2013 at 8:45 pm Reply
  12. troll

    I do hope that TEST & friends will party in VFK in this summer. Go Montolio, make the summer of 2013 a thing to remember forever in EvE!

    March 9, 2013 at 8:52 pm Reply
    1. delusional players

      and then what changed? team blue kills team red = team blue left.

      BOTH alliances destroy the game, because nobody else can match them. Eve players are so stupid. They not understand, what happens and that they still play this game. You think, things will become better again? Not before the game loses massive amounts of players and the Goon Devs get fired.

      March 11, 2013 at 11:25 am Reply
      1. xxxxx

        And yet somehow, the world just keeps on turning.

        March 11, 2013 at 1:01 pm Reply
  13. Glenn

    SOTC stands for ?

    March 9, 2013 at 9:04 pm Reply
    1. of the learn

      State Of The Coalitio

      March 10, 2013 at 9:08 am Reply
  14. Mitty

    Montolio doing the tough talk, when in reality Mittens and Shadoo said: back into your hole retard…….which he did.

    March 9, 2013 at 9:11 pm Reply
  15. Sick of Peace time

    Montolio needs to wait with the batphone untill PL/N3 are done with Solar.
    Then they might stand a chance versus the CFC.
    Cant wait when that day come….its been awhile goons needed to go balls deep and fight for survival.
    RA / PL / NC where there and know that one does not simply exterminate Goons / CFC.

    Mont has alot to learn, it shows how he talks and how he thinks, that guy shoulnt be leading an alliance.

    March 9, 2013 at 9:29 pm Reply
  16. Ala Bamma

    hell, you ivy league trolls can even blame me for starting. ffs just start the damn pew already

    March 9, 2013 at 9:39 pm Reply
  17. Scar

    LoL Mont being Mont. Never expect Mont to come back screaming and crying about politics . . . the guy is a true blooded OG troll if I ever saw one. XD

    Keep trolling bruh :)

    March 9, 2013 at 9:53 pm Reply
  18. DrPLmoist

    Only good drama is one which actualyl produces war or some kind of usefull in-game spill over….this Goon-TEST circle jerk spiced up with good ´ol PL cumming all over these young pilots is as boring as EVE can at times get.

    March 9, 2013 at 10:32 pm Reply
  19. Why bother?

    I got this far, "It seems like he’s taken the message loud and clear and have come forward to set the record straight instead of letting the Goon poured Kool-Aid to be drunk by unsuspecting players. " Then my eyes started bleeding from the poor word choice and lurching writing style.

    March 9, 2013 at 11:19 pm Reply
    1. imperial fail

      That was probably just cancer

      March 10, 2013 at 12:15 am Reply
  20. Dish

    ha, ha, ha, from my point of view a Goon, TEST and PL are just different flavors of the same family, bros and sis trolling the forums to keep the audience entertained so that yesterdays heroes will not be forgotten…

    March 9, 2013 at 11:19 pm Reply
  21. Yolo

    #### SENT BY Wrik Hoover to All online hbc @ 2013-03-09 21:51:19 EVE Time ####
    (11:09 PM) Broadcast:
    Fatal Ascension has dropped an SBU on DT-TCD, this is no big deal – we drop troll SBUs all the time.

    So don't panic. If they reinforce the system though then we've got a scheduled fight setup for us, watch for any more news. :frogcawg:

    #### SENT BY Montolio to All online hbc @ 2013-03-09 23:09:36 EVE Time ####

    CFC dropping SBU's on HBC shit,please start the war and anhilate cfctards now!

    March 9, 2013 at 11:29 pm Reply
    1. whatever


      The CFC dropped a SBU in a system that TEST had agreed to transfer to them (via official diplomatic channels) based on the reasoning that it is worthless to them and that they couldn't/wouldn't defend the system anyways if someone were to attack it.
      Then TEST changed their mind and went back on the deal claiming their designated diplomat did not have the authority to make such decisions.

      If one of your diplos makes a mistake you generally eat it (and fire the diplo). Because the ability of other people to rely on your diplomats' words is more important than one system in the ass end of nowhere. Montolio decided to violate this unwritten rule and the CFC is holding it to him.

      If the HBC claims a NIP violation over this (and then doesn't defend the system as they aren't ready for a full scale war and fuck Pure Blind) they look like whiny faggots.

      It's a calculated provocation that TEST has to endure.

      March 10, 2013 at 8:44 pm Reply
  22. coolio

    It is sad to see TEST become PL pets. But at least they get fed nice treats and they get carried along in Shadoos manbag.

    March 9, 2013 at 11:47 pm Reply
  23. The_Oracle86

    Fuck me! will you muppets just start fighting already!!

    March 10, 2013 at 12:43 am Reply
  24. Ynglaur

    Good job deleting my comment Riv. Here: I'll say it again: "Montolio asked Riverini to write this article."

    March 10, 2013 at 12:51 am Reply
    1. Guy

      So what if he did? Given that Montolio is the leader of a huge coalition it'd make sense that riverini would post his announcements, right?

      March 10, 2013 at 2:32 am Reply
    2. The fuck you talking about? the comment is down there, we seldom delete comments unless is spam.

      ctrl + F you dumb shit.

      March 10, 2013 at 1:50 pm Reply
      1. Nignignignigspic


        March 11, 2013 at 11:52 am Reply
        1. Tia_85

          You again?

          March 11, 2013 at 1:33 pm Reply
      2. guest


        March 11, 2013 at 12:37 pm Reply
      3. DubbaYooArr

        lol i love this response.. not often you see riv put someone in line.. totally necessary here…..

        riv, SOV MAP!

        March 11, 2013 at 3:33 pm Reply
  25. anon


    March 10, 2013 at 1:00 am Reply
  26. EW Guy

    Those are interesting times indeed.

    Every time that i read Montolio i grow more respect for the guy. He is in a good position to make something in the game, and yet, in a crappy situation of not having all it needs to go "all in" on the CFC.

    Mittani is a smart guy, he knows that the person who shoots first is going to make all the dominos of tension fall in sequence, and that PL will back up the one who got shot first, since they have interests in both sides (mone printing moons, and well, kills). I do agree with Montolio when he says he expected better, because i´ve been reading the propaganda against HBC recently at Mittani.com and it´s a deliberate provocation to get the short tempered folks to go Han shot first and then be entiled to purging.

    Let´s wait for the Solar situation to calm down, the South to settle down a bit (After all, -DD- and -A- are still kicking, that takes a lot of time to deal with), and when the cash is stocked, ships are on stand by, and the back up is ready, then we´ll have the show of a life time with the realocation (cause of course they won´t die, they exist beyond EVE) of Goonswarm.

    Hope you guys settle some scores for a bit, and get together to step on some bees, 2009 style.

    March 10, 2013 at 2:27 am Reply
    1. DubbaYooArr

      with each day it seems monty and mittans are inching closer to the boxing ring.. but like manny pacqiao and floyd mayweatther, it seems like there is always a cop out not to. Dont be bums! Man up! War is coming!

      March 11, 2013 at 3:39 pm Reply
  27. old timer

    montolio , lol .

    March 10, 2013 at 2:46 am Reply
  28. Squinty McBlindy

    So two RMT-ing Fat Cats have a WWE style vocal bitchfight.

    Who the fuck cares?

    Ban the blue donut and get EVE Online back on track.

    March 10, 2013 at 4:48 am Reply
    1. Boo

      Who the fuck are you to say to other eve players how to play the game they pay for?
      If 50k players want to be big blue friends, that fucking none of your buisness.
      Banning blue alliances is forcing your style of eve onto to others.
      All you circle jerkers that hate the big null empires are fucking lame.
      EVE is about the big null empires as CCP states.
      Mabe wow battlegrounds is more your style, but it is not ours ok.
      You have prove that others RMT? if so report it to CCP other wise your just all bullshit.

      March 13, 2013 at 8:57 am Reply
      1. Jesus

        Shut up. You are not welcomed here moron.

        March 18, 2013 at 5:00 am Reply
  29. Mitty

    Montolio: tough talk and it ends again by Shadoo and Mittani telling him who runs the house and he caves in.

    Montolio EVE hiatus #2 in 5….4…..3…..2….1…..

    March 10, 2013 at 8:51 am Reply
  30. nja

    crist there are many nerds in this game

    March 10, 2013 at 9:47 am Reply
  31. The_Oracle86

    That dude in the muscle ad looks like a cloud!

    March 10, 2013 at 10:10 am Reply
  32. I just do not know

    I think that was a good reply to Garth!

    March 10, 2013 at 11:01 am Reply
  33. Fletch

    Any one who thinks Monty or Test pull the strings in the HBC is deluded.
    PL pull the strings and without them the HBC are about as useful as the CFC without Goons.

    March 10, 2013 at 4:01 pm Reply
    1. Dave from IRC


      Goons + PL used to work together already many years before Test happened. It was called GIA. Guess what? It is still that way. They just realized, melking 20-30k players is better for their wallets than what they used to do: Destroy independent alliances from the inside. Now we have the GIA world government and it is not pretty.

      March 11, 2013 at 11:16 am Reply
  34. XaindeSleena

    I pity all the super pilots who sit idle for months on end. While two bald men fight over a comb.

    March 11, 2013 at 12:37 am Reply
  35. Aragorn

    Start a war!

    You have my Sword

    March 11, 2013 at 5:09 am Reply
  36. Tia_85

    Riverini, I think your website has some glitches.

    I just read an article about montolio and mittens chest beating at each other yet all the comments are talking about a load of N3 carriers getting whelped.

    Please fix the site.

    Thank you

    March 11, 2013 at 9:14 am Reply
  37. J Black

    I received an interesting bann from one of the admins on the mittani website. Butt hurt much?!

    J Black • a day ago −
    I just see two people that hate each other. Aside from these 2 ass clowns the other 9,500 are happy and we know our goal in the HBC. Really a troll story to stir, muster-up any sort of readable news. Pretty sad really…

    Suck it easy,
    J Black
    0 •Edit•Reply•Share ›

    Powersv2 Mod J Black • 9 hours ago
    Do not sign your posts.

    You nerd,

    enjoy your ban.

    March 11, 2013 at 9:54 am Reply
    1. Ultimatum

      Yup mittens.com is a complete con. If you want to hear both sides of a story you come here, if you want to hear his bullshit bu in ellogant well written words you go there.
      I'd prefer freedom of speech here thanks. Mittens has always been about minipulating his scrubs, hence why he's still rmt'ing off heir sorry asses now.

      March 11, 2013 at 10:43 am Reply
      1. xxxxx

        hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :takes a breath: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

        March 11, 2013 at 1:03 pm Reply
    2. Carter

      I was banned from the site also, for pretty much disagreeing with someone that was pro goon. The site is filled with CFC trolls, and anyone that voices they're opinion that isn't pro CFC is banned, it's somewhat funny really.

      March 11, 2013 at 1:43 pm Reply
  38. spaceship idiot

    I do not understand this. Why is Montolio correcting the propaganda of his blue friend? Does not make sense, if there is no punishment or war.

    March 11, 2013 at 3:34 pm Reply
    1. Because...

      They aren't blue. Way to keep up with politics

      March 11, 2013 at 8:26 pm Reply
  39. Because...

    It all boils down to the fact Mittani is upset his name is no longer on every headline, ego is what fuels CFC.

    March 11, 2013 at 8:35 pm Reply
  40. NullSecHoBo

    Monty, that was a very weak rebuttal, if it can even be called that. Instead of Mittens this, Mittens that, you could have focused on tangibles that don't make TEST look feeble and infantile. Your constantly evoking that dude only perpetuates what he has set in motion – a narrative of your alliance being inexplicably linked and subservient to Goons.

    March 11, 2013 at 8:56 pm Reply
  41. KarmaPolice

    Personally, I and many people that actually play the game "Drama Free", just wish Test and Goons would stop cowering over one another and just get it over with. All this drama is getting old and Eve needs a Huge battle. Personally I hope Both (the CFC and HBC) burns and looses all their space but that's just me. I know many others agree with my thoughts but I am not one to speak for others. Both alliances have some really dark twisted skel's in their closet and trust me… Like they say, What comes round, goes round. Can't wait till Karma bitch slaps you both.

    March 15, 2013 at 2:20 pm Reply
  42. PL are whores

    testicles and goon fags will never fight, blue fuck fags everywhere.

    March 22, 2013 at 1:29 am Reply

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