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I’ll make this one quick.

Whether it be for good or evil, TEST Alliance is the first Alliance in the history of Eve Online to reach the 10,000 members.

An thus a new dawn has come for age of blobbing null-sec alliances and clusterfuck tactics… Just kidding congrats to Monti, Tez and the rest of the Testies.

MEMBERS ranking DOT-LAN

– R

87 Comments

  1. notsureifsrs

    Cause not kicking any inactive players is an achivment these days?

    October 30, 2012 at 5:02 pm Reply
    1. Titus Veridius

      dumb

      October 30, 2012 at 6:37 pm Reply
  2. the unknown

    Dont forget to mention the alts

    October 30, 2012 at 5:12 pm Reply
    1. OFC, but you are now gonna tell me TEST alliance is the only alliance with alts or inactive players.

      October 30, 2012 at 5:16 pm Reply
      1. Gwhyte07

        I'm sure there somewhat bloated, In BL we kick inactives to make sure we have a true count, but without a doubt test can field a lot of dudes. I believe goons are extremely bloated cause they dont field near as many as a alliance. They have 8,000 dudes and barely fill a fleet by themselves.

        October 30, 2012 at 6:27 pm Reply
        1. FA grunt

          It's because most of the CFC do not give a shit about this campaign most of goons are ratting while tribute was being taken…. All the leadership has been plee bargaining to fight a war that no one wants to fight to fill someone's ego aka mittins. But we're still rolling you now it's on to vale without blobs please come and fight because your boring us

          October 30, 2012 at 6:48 pm Reply
          1. Yo, shittani.com is thataway –>

            October 30, 2012 at 7:43 pm
          2. Corteztk

            When are you fellas going to realize that you don't need shittins and it's time to kill off goons. Without their surrounding core of "Allies" (read: pawns) goons are nothing.

            Just saying

            October 30, 2012 at 8:30 pm
        2. FA forever

          GSF doesn't even bring 50 dudes to strat. ops, they will o/c get the most moons even though my alliance bring twice, if no three times as many pilots to every op.

          October 30, 2012 at 6:56 pm Reply
          1. Always laughahaha

            Gobble up that goon cock boy!

            October 30, 2012 at 7:45 pm
          2. lol

            maybe FA should take control of the CFC then if goons are not pulling their weight

            October 30, 2012 at 8:46 pm
  3. TheStaafsak

    Dont forget how much people just want an free ride now while it lasts..

    October 30, 2012 at 5:15 pm Reply
  4. RealityKick

    Good god, why are we still letting -A- post . . .
    You are nothing more than a "spent" alliance

    October 30, 2012 at 7:41 pm Reply
    1. KoolAidKick

      I take it you've never seen the Eve Kill Top 20 page. Here it is: http://eve-kill.net/?a=top20
      For a "spent" alliance we seem to be doing pretty well.

      October 31, 2012 at 11:33 am Reply
      1. HBC member

        yeah they are the best at killing suicide frigs and capsules lol

        October 31, 2012 at 3:38 pm Reply
      2. old timer

        cant wait for next month stats :)

        October 31, 2012 at 5:02 pm Reply
  5. LGND

    I cant wait for the day that test realizes they have nobody left to shoot, and they start eating themselves from the inside. with 10,000 people, and their new noob feeder corp of 4800, there should be 4-5 good factions that will splinter in there and a very nice civil war some day.

    October 30, 2012 at 8:07 pm Reply
    1. Purplehazey

      solution to all blue problem= Shoot blues, we do it every day! Or THUNDERDOME AT THE SUN!

      October 30, 2012 at 8:29 pm Reply
      1. TheCatman-test

        RifterDome @ the sun!!!!!

        October 31, 2012 at 11:52 am Reply
    2. lol

      They eat NPCs though, they care not of actual pvp.

      October 30, 2012 at 9:49 pm Reply
    3. Marcus_McTavish

      It happened to DRF, we can only hope.

      Bitching, like some other people, doesn't really do anything.

      October 31, 2012 at 2:24 am Reply
    4. badpostfollows

      1. Gather 10,000 like-minded people from non-gaming communities to all play a pvp-centric MMO in which newbies can contribute just as much as veterans.
      2. Coddle your newbies so they grow to love both the game and the culture you've created within the game.
      3. ????
      4. Profit!

      October 31, 2012 at 3:24 am Reply
  6. HBC member 111

    Soon, HBC is going to invade an take High Sec too, no one can stop us !
    Concord, get ready !

    October 30, 2012 at 8:12 pm Reply
  7. More importantly

    Six of the top 10 alliances by membership are in some way related to goons, With out including any alliances below that they have a possible player base of 31521, Assuming the 10% rule is in full effect that would give an effective projected force of 3100. with out something real to dissuade the blob there is an effective force for the west to take over eve.

    Where would goons be now if they decided to take out IRC before NC.? What if they decide to take CE before Vale? That should be a steam roll enough to give the moral needed to finish of NC. and on a new front none-the-less

    October 30, 2012 at 8:58 pm Reply
    1. old timer

      to be exact , our last statistics shows 5699 unique pilots during tribute war for CFC , with 1834 for GSF itself.

      October 31, 2012 at 5:17 am Reply
    2. Mein Kampfy Chair

      We need a morale boost to deliver the coup de gras against our ehonourable enemies? Steamrolling vale will be like the drunken afterparty of a great victory. Honestly though, dotbros put up more of a fight than anyone we have fought since the rise of our coalition. I am a bit surprised though, everyone knows that although slutty gamer girls are fun to have around in the short term, the long term result is almost always drama caused by fat lonely nerds fighting over the girl who is playing them like marionettes.

      October 31, 2012 at 6:33 am Reply
  8. wondering why EN24 has coppied of http://www.theverge.com/ for its new layout

    October 30, 2012 at 9:11 pm Reply
    1. Lars

      So what? Looks nice. what's your problem?

      October 30, 2012 at 9:56 pm Reply
    2. TheCatman-test

      youve seriously nothing better to do?, who gives a fuck?? besides you obviously..

      October 31, 2012 at 11:55 am Reply
    3. OMGFrigates Warpout
      October 31, 2012 at 12:55 pm Reply
  9. lol

    So the Test is China in EVE hehe…

    October 30, 2012 at 9:25 pm Reply
  10. Carlos

    The bigger the number, the faster they fall. EVE has shown us many times in the past

    October 30, 2012 at 9:48 pm Reply
  11. Cfc

    Lol dance pubbies dance! Goons will forever be in eve. -a- sure can smack talk, but oh no… They lost tribute.

    October 30, 2012 at 10:48 pm Reply
    1. Valor

      -a- lost TRIBUTE? You sir are an American:)

      October 30, 2012 at 11:10 pm Reply
      1. jealousofamerica

        how kind of you, though for sure i envisioned a scornful remark from you, youve only complemented this ignorant fellow, cheers

        October 31, 2012 at 11:54 am Reply
    2. Carlos

      ROLF, this guy has absolutelly no idea of what he is talking about

      October 31, 2012 at 12:11 am Reply
    3. -TEST- Grunt

      Kind of how like Goons are now pushing into Catch and Feythabolis.

      This whole conflict is between -a- and Goonswarm. The other alliances involved in the conflict are like third parties in a US Election.

      October 31, 2012 at 2:13 pm Reply
  12. I wonder if TEST will take renters? We don't want to fight and will offer ships, isk and occasion PvP ships. Not to mention bulstering their numbers with active friendly players.

    October 31, 2012 at 2:37 am Reply
  13. unsatisfied reader

    I have 3 spies in test, how many do you?

    October 31, 2012 at 4:15 am Reply
  14. Humble_miner

    More TEST, more targets. Everyone is happy.

    October 31, 2012 at 4:46 am Reply
  15. anon

    Seems TEST is making all the milestones these days and Goons will soon be forgotten.

    October 31, 2012 at 9:43 am Reply
  16. What's Eating

    I always thought of TEST to be the Goons' little retard brother. I still don't like them both but I'd _love_ to see Gilbert and Arnie here finally start a war. Fight it out who's the big cheese.

    Those fleet fights would redefine blob warfare and I'd also like to see how Pandemic Legion would do in that kind of war. Oh well, I'm dreaming again.

    October 31, 2012 at 11:11 am Reply
  17. 1337roxxx0Rrr

    hi, my name is tim .. im elite in killing shit in wow and other games .. i heared you guys take pro gamers who are a bit younger, like me, im 14 and want to be test, i ve heared you guys roxxxxxxxxxxx

    October 31, 2012 at 11:23 am Reply
    1. Bittervet

      Kid, here's a Rifter. Put autocannons in the highs, a webber, a scram and a afterburner in the mids, and a damage control and maybe some armour in the lows.

      Now, go grab stuff, for you and your friends to kill.

      You can win an empire in a ship like that Rifter.

      October 31, 2012 at 11:27 am Reply
      1. Father Gabriel

        omg …. go and play wow you are terrible

        October 31, 2012 at 3:59 pm Reply
  18. Hunter

    10k silly dudes concentrated in one silly named alliance and live in nullsec? Cool, this is definitely a good news for everyone who wants to get a higher battleclinic rank.
    Shooting cynos in lowsec is too hard compared to catching TEST pilots in their systems. No more need for scanning signatures, TEST wrecks will give you all deadspace mods you want!

    October 31, 2012 at 12:25 pm Reply
  19. Person Sent by God

    I would really like to see TEST and PL turn against Goonswarm and their tech moons.

    October 31, 2012 at 1:08 pm Reply
    1. always laughahaha

      Goonswarm would rock test dude.

      October 31, 2012 at 6:00 pm Reply
    2. DubbaYooArr

      according to EN24 new post about HBC shooting CFC blues.. TEST is far from ever turning on GSF.. they'd turn on HBC first it seems

      October 31, 2012 at 11:22 pm Reply
  20. Observer

    Looks like all those noobs in highsec are still enthusiastically pouring in to get in on the action and do their part to kick -A-'s butt. Meanwhile, -A- kindly continues to loose sov, keeping the noobs' morale up, while PvPing the whole time, slowly turning the piles of TEST noobs into veteran null-sec pilots. Basically -A- is nothing more at this point than cheerleaders and trainers for TEST noobs.

    October 31, 2012 at 2:13 pm Reply
  21. Makalu_Zarya

    While I'm tempted to congratulate test on this "achievment", at the end of the day this is rather sad day for eve. The majority of top 10 alliances in eve are blue to each other. And as has been shown yesterday test and co are not allowed to interfere with goon strat ops, which essentially means they are not truly neutral by any stretch of imagination.

    So we are really talking about 40k character coalition that is blue to another 60k one to the north of it, which accounts for well over 50% of all of nullsec. It is rather easy to chest-beat and tell everyone that people who you are fighting don't undock. No they don't and they won't, the only way you guys win fights is with 3:1 advantage and a PL fc. Hence we are forced to pick and chose our fights carefully. Don't like it? Deal with it, it's your own fault it has come to this.

    As for the people who are as always smacking me about this and that. I will face you anytime, anywhere with a fleet half your size, and we shall see how you do.

    -maka

    October 31, 2012 at 7:32 pm Reply
    1. Rotcrotch

      CFC/HBC literally pay money to fight against structures, it is absolutely retarded.

      October 31, 2012 at 10:21 pm Reply
    2. DubbaYooArr

      truth

      October 31, 2012 at 11:23 pm Reply
    3. donttalkbackto-a-

      As for the people who are as always smacking me about this and that. I will face you anytime, anywhere with a fleet half your size that can run from you if we start loosing, and we shall see how you do.

      fixed that last bit for you. I know it's hard admitting to being a giant vagina. Just trying to help.

      November 2, 2012 at 9:24 pm Reply
    4. FartingInTESTComms

      Maybe if -A- wasn't full of pricks you'd have some more blues to come at us with.

      November 4, 2012 at 9:25 pm Reply
      1. Scottacus

        Hey, you don't talk back to -A-.

        November 4, 2012 at 10:03 pm Reply
      2. Not in any corp

        I've only delt with you TESTies, and you guys are major pricks.

        November 11, 2012 at 1:01 am Reply
    5. Scottacus

      Hey remember that time when the Delve war started and it was SoCo(Nulli, RA, and -A-) vs HBC(Test, PL, Tribe) and numbers were even? You were still losing. Then -A- batphoned everyone they could and your fleet numbers jumped to 700 to our 200-300? You started the blob war, and now you're mad that you're losing it.

      November 4, 2012 at 10:13 pm Reply
  22. lol

    That is a ton of bads. Goons were bottom of barrel then Test was bottom, but now TEST pets be bottom of eve. So many bads in one place.

    October 31, 2012 at 8:05 pm Reply
  23. DubbaYooArr

    6 out of the top 10 basically compromise a single blob.. smh

    October 31, 2012 at 8:21 pm Reply
  24. buhaha

    My spy is director of counter intelligence department

    November 1, 2012 at 1:46 am Reply
  25. Anona-mouse

    I think TEST's "counter-intelligence department" is doing just what their name suggests, countering any intelligence TEST members have.

    November 1, 2012 at 2:51 am Reply
  26. nobody

    making a big bunch of players/allies blueish sounds better to me than gettin' backstabbed and afterwards backbitten by -a-nother ally. in my opinion no alliance inside hbc really wants to be allied with TEST, but anything is better than to stay with a devious bunch of self-regarding "blue's", even joining another bunch of jackasses.

    November 1, 2012 at 3:38 pm Reply
  27. FartingInTESTComms

    People mad that TEST is shitting in their cereal on a daily basis. Get bent, nerds.

    November 4, 2012 at 6:22 am Reply
  28. makalu cries

    you're not too bright are you? test rolls your little gay -a- rolling fleets like the shit stains you are and then when we work out, yes i said work out because that's the only way -a- will even undock anymore even if they outnumber test, a fair fight you still run away and cry to you're little fucking russian momies, you didn't deserve space in the first place… heh, i remember when -a- was good and fc's like mula and such were to be feared… sad sad shadow of yourselves… go back to hisec with the pubbies.

    October 30, 2012 at 8:01 pm Reply
  29. testie is bestie

    hey test is in HED now… where are all your supers? OH YEAH, back in k-6, the LAST station we moved into… that's right makalu the epic failscade fc welps fleets then blames test and pl for being unfair when it's actually pretty close numbers… who has two thumbs and killed stupid -a- supers on the k-6 undock? well? THIS GUY and who's the fucking coward that never undocks and always runs from a good fight and can't hold on to any allies because they leave them to the wolves? YOU!! ahahahahaha, makalue cries is right, you guys used to be good… epic even, now you guys just suck and are another fail alliance because you can't hold onto your allies. haha… gasp… hahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    October 30, 2012 at 9:16 pm Reply
  30. A Friend

    Bzzzt, wrong.

    You're losing ALSO the kill-a-thon.

    -a- *was* the top dog in kills. Not anymore.

    Time to retreat in Agil and Orvolle, ain't it? The 0.0 powerhouse that once was, shamed to flee back in empire…

    October 31, 2012 at 12:18 am Reply
  31. truthspewing

    everyone is incapable of fighting -a- alone, because -a- dont fight they hide in station

    October 31, 2012 at 2:20 am Reply
  32. TEST is BEST

    Its kind of hard to fight "rolling" -A- fleets when you cowards stay docked and refuse to come out and fight for your sov or POS's

    October 31, 2012 at 8:18 am Reply
  33. TheCatman-test

    barely started?!?!? we have doubled our numbers since it barely started…. our new home staging system is the spot we kicked you out of… got bored of being number one? when the fuck was -a-ssholes number one?!?!? these are the guys who doctor thier killboards as kills are coming in… your falling apart guy, and the extra space that we took from you which you assumed would strain us, has only helped us to grow… talking shit is hollow succor to a 0.0 alliance bereft of space, and im sure your not an -a- fc, the only one they have is makalu

    October 31, 2012 at 11:42 am Reply
  34. Luwc

    umad makalu ?

    October 31, 2012 at 3:41 pm Reply
  35. old timer

    fighting who ?

    October 31, 2012 at 5:01 pm Reply
  36. heh

    Lol these TESTies are actually talking? TEST doesn't undock for a strat op unless there's a PL fc logged in.

    October 30, 2012 at 10:19 pm Reply
  37. always laughahaha

    You pay money to shoot structures.

    October 31, 2012 at 12:51 am Reply
  38. Makalu_Zarya

    at least i don't hide behind a no-name post like a coward

    October 31, 2012 at 7:28 pm Reply
  39. Cynical Jovian

    What is stain not good enough for -A-roaches to scurry to? I cant wait for ccp to make empire more dangerous with this next expansion.

    October 31, 2012 at 6:36 am Reply
  40. Observer

    Yeah, it seems noobship and capsule friendly fire in TEST has reached epic proportions…

    October 31, 2012 at 9:36 am Reply
  41. -A- on duty

    -A- was bored to be number one every month, so we took a break.
    Btw, it's patch day in WoT, british tech tree is coming..yumi

    October 31, 2012 at 9:44 am Reply
  42. Observer

    Actually the few -a- guys that still fight (props to them mukk and co.) I have seen at home in highsec 😛

    November 1, 2012 at 3:19 pm Reply
  43. TheCatman-test

    what kinda rock you smoking fish, we dont have strat ops?!?!? we have rape ops, we have all your base are belong to us ops, just make sure when your referring to TEST you keep it in caps, heh, who the fuck is heh, talking that shit without a tag means fag

    October 31, 2012 at 11:46 am Reply
  44. -TEST- Grunt

    We have Lucian James.

    And you run from Lucian fucking James.

    October 31, 2012 at 2:19 pm Reply
  45. lol

    "these are the guys who doctor thier killboards as kills are coming in…"

    LOL, TESTies really trying hard. Even if you remove the odd ibis kills here and there they still have more kills than your 10,000 man alliance and more. Actually look at the data before believing the bullshit they feed you on kugu.

    October 31, 2012 at 3:07 pm Reply
  46. test suxxxx

    TEST sucks.That is why you need 9,000 zombies to help you.

    NO 10,000 now.

    October 31, 2012 at 6:23 pm Reply
  47. Makalu_Zarya

    no, but you seem to be.

    October 31, 2012 at 7:26 pm Reply
  48. always laughahaha

    Does Montolio send you special notes to read from when you try to think?

    October 31, 2012 at 10:23 pm Reply
  49. DubbaYooArr

    The same Lucian James that eats TEST feet for shooting blues?

    (11:05:22 PM) grathtelkin: so they next time i see Lucian James nyx in space
    (11:05:27 PM) grathtelkin: I’m literqally going to fuck you in the ass
    (11:05:30 PM) grathtelkin: no joke

    Solid relationship between pet and master

    October 31, 2012 at 11:26 pm Reply
  50. HBC

    I think darkside and gypsy band have showed up more than -a- has 😛

    November 1, 2012 at 3:17 pm Reply

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