The Deklein Coalition has lost another Super-Capital ship in the northern conflict, once again negligence seems to be the main culprit behind this expensive loss.

Super Down! Fatal Ascension Aeon Down in Tribute.

Erniee/Bertturk had been monitoring the super-capital staging POS in UMI-KK with his neutral alts when he spotted what seemed to be an AFK Aeon slowboating out of the force field at full speed, the alarm call was sounded on the DOT Brothers by Dark Razer and a HeroCat fleet was put together in no time.

As the fleet bridged through the Tribute region, the Aeon finally cloaked up about 100km out of the force field, but it was just too late – the neutral alt had already gained position of the Aeon and bubbled up as he lit a cyno, the Aeon was uncloaked inmediatedly by the HeroCats, while the Aeon pilot did managed to overheat all the mods it was capped out in no time and the rest is pretty much history:

Rydis, GoonSwarm Federation “Sky Marshall” sent out the following ping:

(12:20:14 AM) [email protected]/18156d3d: Forumtroll went afk in his Aeon in UMI to go get some lunch and his super drifted out of the pos. ncdot was ready with a cyno dictor cloaked in system and tackled him. Forumtroll just got back to his computer and was licking his fingers when he was in armor. Aeon dead to another afk. By the way, lunch was a BLT.

*** This was a broadcast from rydis to all-all at 2012-10-04 14:20:15.924321 EVE, replies are not monitored ***

Forumtroll the Aeon pilot blamed the mishap in local to BTL sandwich he was enjoying:

[14:25:47] Forumtroll > the BLT was worth it
[14:31:51] Forumtroll > so.. I lost an Aeon. big deal, I had bacon!

I am finishing the Battle Report for H-W9TY (a proper one, not that trash other sites put out) but for the time being the ping set out by Dark Razer pretty much outlines this week’s northern occurrences:

Dear DotMates (AUTZ DotBros),

This week we have –

* Dumpstered DRDB on Monday night.
* Dominated DRDB again on Tuseday night, twice.
* Killed 19 RZR Carriers.
* Aborted a baby titan.
* Saved H-W in an epic fight.
* Saved a shitload of IHUBs and Stations across tribute.
* Accidentally an Aeon tonight.

I want to say a huge THANKYOU to all the Bros that play in the AUTZ, and those that visit our upside-down timezone from time to time.

Also, a massive thanks to all the duders that help out, with titan bridges, triage carriers, scouts, cynos, spais, dictors, firewall, web lokies, logis, suicide dreads, bonus T3s, probers and FCs and everyone that x’s up to join fleet.

You guys are the reason for our success, Thankyou.

On a curious note, Forumtroll was rumored to be the same guy who dubiously claimed to have stolen 184 PLEX while posting a Titan WTB order a few days before for pretty much the exact amount of money he “heisted”.

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*UPDATE* – Video

Malleus Sicarius exchanged emails with Forumtroll who provided his version of the story:

From: Malleus Sicarius
Sent: 2012.10.04 15:10
To: Forumtroll,


i heard you recently lost an Aeon, i would like to send you a greeting card from the time you had it so you can be reminded what a great mistake u made !

here it goes :
Greeting Card

15 minutes later this happened :
Aeon Killmail

Sorry for you’re loss man, may he rest in peace !

Respect o/

Re: Greeting
From: Forumtroll
Sent: 2012.10.04 15:23
To: Malleus Sicarius,

Thanks for the sentiments.

Wanna hear the story? I forgot to log the fucker out before heading out to get me a BLT. Coming in, i realize what have happened, and there was nothing else to do than try to get back, as well as enjoying one hell of a tasty BLT.

To be honest, I give you props for forming up so quickly. I also wondered wether or not to sick my bombers on your dreads, but I thought you should get this one for free seing how stupid I was.

On the other hand, the BLT was worth it.

Still, I wanna give you guys thumbs up and all the praise you can get for a good fight :)

hope to see you again on the battlefield.

These are the only fraps I have managed to get a hold of so far, the frapser was more concerned in putting those bubbles in a tactically sound position rather than scoring money-shots. A good example on how to “fly dics”:

– R

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  1. A Pilot

    BLT for an Aeon…fair trade honestly.

    October 4, 2012 at 5:23 pm Reply
    1. No one important

      $600USD BLT. It must have been from Morton's.

      October 4, 2012 at 10:47 pm Reply
  2. olo

    hunger was huge…..he must eat his aeon:))))

    October 4, 2012 at 5:44 pm Reply
    1. dudio

      that was terribad way to lose an aeon…

      October 5, 2012 at 2:48 am Reply
  3. Humble_miner

    Enjoy your plex-bought Aeon lossmail.

    October 4, 2012 at 5:45 pm Reply
  4. BLT ftw

    "forumtroll just got back to his computer and was licking his fingers when he was in armor. Aeon dead to another afk. By the way, lunch was a BLT"
    – i Lol'd hard.

    October 4, 2012 at 5:56 pm Reply
    1. hmmm

      I wonder how he cloaked up before that outside the POS?

      October 4, 2012 at 6:05 pm Reply
      1. BLT ftw

        dont neg 1 me i'm laughing at him and their fail propaganda

        October 4, 2012 at 6:18 pm Reply
        1. BLT ftw

          fuck it i trolled myself neg the shit out of me

          October 4, 2012 at 7:26 pm Reply
  5. ilikeponies

    the excuses null sec shitstains come up with for losing their supers in stupid ways is always amusing.

    "i had a BLT so meh!!"

    implying you can't have a BLT AND keep the aeon? man, you guys must suck at multi-tasking

    October 4, 2012 at 6:00 pm Reply
  6. SgtSimons

    bacon is always worth it

    October 4, 2012 at 6:07 pm Reply
  7. Akrasjel Lanate

    Well done

    October 4, 2012 at 6:10 pm Reply
  8. SmallGang FC

    Everything is better with beacon. Including KMs

    October 4, 2012 at 6:16 pm Reply
  9. leetnessmonster

    DOTBROS strick again, most people thought NC was history when goons decided to turn on them. Fighting on 2 fronts DOTBROS have hurt the pride of the once smug goons.

    FREE NULL SEC and save eve, cause if this continues Goons, and Goons south (For some reason they call themselves HBC) will turn null into a blue hell thus killing the game

    October 4, 2012 at 6:20 pm Reply
    1. Arthello

      No they will only kill the game for themselves. The rest of us will have targets to shoot at at every junction, every system and every region. Being in one of those mega-coalitions will become boring as hell, unless you love mining or shooting at NPC's.

      However, I do not think that it's TEST or CFC's fault. It's more a game-mechanic problem and by definition ultimately a CCP problem. Nullsec will become less interesting when there's no wars over tech-moons and no invasions because you have to fight through a huge blob. It doesn't matter how many Drakes you kill as they're so cheap that it doesn't really hurt the mega-blobbers. This is a CCP problem. The solution = I don't have it.

      October 4, 2012 at 7:15 pm Reply
    2. Corteztk

      Fortunately, I don't think CFC is capable of taking over null sec as big as they are. Dotbros have shown quite clearly that while goons can take a region at a slow crawl it's not without costs.

      One of the biggest costs has to be moral. Yes they are slowly grinding sov but how many battles does a goon line member have to lose before they start feeling like they are losing by winning? I mean the other day there were several battles that were 100+ kills to 5 or so. That can't feel good.

      October 4, 2012 at 7:26 pm Reply
      1. NullSecNoob

        "how many battles does a goon line member have to lose before they start feeling like they are losing." Excellent question! TBH if DOTBROS started taking back systems then that might cause moral to slip. If the CFC was losing every battle then maybe that might make people wary. But since the CFC continues to grind out SOV, ships are replaced for free, and they also get to kill reds they might last for a while.

        October 4, 2012 at 8:35 pm Reply
        1. Spearhead

          How many supers can you lose to NC. drops before they stop logging them in?

          October 4, 2012 at 10:37 pm Reply
        2. Baddies being bad

          Pretty sure those NCDOT guys gotta let the CFC take some space or the kills will dry up. Give em a good feeling at the start but now they hit the wall and get 1 system a week but lose like 500+ ships to carnage.

          Look at last week, fleets of subcaps, like 20 carriers, 2(+) supers, csaa's with titans.

          October 4, 2012 at 11:38 pm Reply
    3. the vet

      i could not agree with you more, the cfc goons pl hbc or whatever they call themselves, are killing eve as a game

      October 4, 2012 at 8:00 pm Reply
      1. aDude

        I think that statements like that are completely based in ignorance and inability to see the big picture… Besides "DOTBROS" can hardly be considered liberators of any sort for null… Also comments about "letting goons take sov to keep the kills coming" and also "stopping to log in supers", due to stupid losses are a clear indication of either extreme naivete or idiocy.

        October 5, 2012 at 2:42 am Reply
    4. BntyHunter

      We hurt Goons pride and Solars at one time….Im sorry im very proud of our guys…We hurt 2 of the 3 largest Coalitions with literally 1/20th there size, and really womped em both.

      You can take our SOV BUT YOULL NEVER TAKE OUR…..FREEDOM!!!!!!


      October 5, 2012 at 4:00 am Reply
  10. Sameyaa

    Sounds like a "didnt want that aeon anyway" to me. Also,__"Forumtroll just got back to his computer and was licking his fingers when he was in armor"__Apparently aeons cloak themselves when they are about to be tackled. He was probally crying a river the entire time, having a BLT my ass. But i have to admit, that is some creative damage control.

    October 4, 2012 at 6:25 pm Reply
    1. Jesus

      Next time he loses a super he'll blame it on a heart attack that he had while using the super.

      October 4, 2012 at 10:14 pm Reply
    2. No one important

      Forumtroll is a pretty chill dude. If nothing else, the BLT makes for a good story. I mean, seriously: what neckbeard says "no" to bacon?

      October 4, 2012 at 10:43 pm Reply
  11. nc. woot woot

    Oh hey i slow boated out the POS. Fuck warpin off to another one, ill just cloak up here im sure no one noticed. Lol scrub

    October 4, 2012 at 6:28 pm Reply
  12. Definitely not Vogon

    Salted his BLT with Epic Tears, no doubt!

    October 4, 2012 at 6:33 pm Reply
  13. Mmmmm… Bacon.

    Wait.. did someone mention something about a supercarrier?

    Nvm… There was bacon…

    October 4, 2012 at 6:47 pm Reply
  14. NullSecNoob

    LMAO giving the utter stupidity of most Super Cap pilots (and cap pilots) I am surprised that this does happen more often. Hat tip to DOTBRO for a another pro hot drop and super kill.

    October 4, 2012 at 7:18 pm Reply
  15. Marcus_McTavish

    Didn't want that Aeon anyways. BUT he wanted that BLT.

    If thats the 184 Plex guy, he should just be kicked from FA, that it pretty shitty.

    October 4, 2012 at 7:53 pm Reply
    1. anonymous

      Can't wait till he does this with that avatar he is trying to buy

      October 4, 2012 at 7:58 pm Reply
    2. No one important

      That will depend on the quality of his posting. We're not a 1337pvp alliance, for goodness sake, in spite of the previously green nature of our killboards.

      October 4, 2012 at 10:45 pm Reply
    3. BntyHunter

      They need those guys who buy 184 plexes who will donate 1/4 of it to buy his way into an alli and then them call him a great guy who "Loaned" them huge amounts of ISK…..Lol

      October 5, 2012 at 4:01 am Reply
  16. Lookingforward

    Seriously… who cares about CFC pets dieing… what do you expect them to do… live ?

    Report on something more interesting.

    October 4, 2012 at 7:55 pm Reply
  17. the vet

    why cant the goonies just say i lost my super cause i am a dumb shit, we have all done dumb things in game (goons way more than others though)

    why all these bullshit excuses

    like goons could take H-W cause their EU fc had to go work, you have 10k members and have 1 EU FC on a goon called FC.

    you lost the H-W fight cause dotbros and smarter and better than the cfc

    October 4, 2012 at 8:06 pm Reply
    1. the better pilot

      lol you're an idiot

      October 5, 2012 at 2:47 am Reply
      1. BntyHunter

        He`s right you tool.

        You dont just have 10k members but 35k members in your newb coalition and you lost with 120 more maels on the field thats 100 thousand more DPS on the field……But yeah make another excuse….Maybe you needed 300 more ships than us to win?

        Your not a better pilot, your one of the terrible ones who think they are good then get rolled by a smaller team. Hell you wont even undock anymore lol

        October 5, 2012 at 3:58 am Reply
  18. stupid americanos

    Wtf is BLT?

    October 4, 2012 at 8:36 pm Reply
    1. No one important

      Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwich. A favorite amongst non-vegetarian Americans everywhere. (I've even known some vegetarians to sneak one now and again).

      October 4, 2012 at 10:44 pm Reply
    2. Spearhead

      BLT is a sweet sweet piece of food. It's better than supercarrier.

      October 4, 2012 at 10:53 pm Reply
  19. suspect bystander

    you can lose every battle but still win the war

    October 4, 2012 at 9:24 pm Reply
  20. Jesus

    What a fat fuck. Terrible pilot terrible death terrible alliance all is expected.

    October 4, 2012 at 10:12 pm Reply
    1. The Real Jesus

      you're going straight to hell. It has been spoken.

      October 5, 2012 at 2:45 am Reply
  21. nuli FTW
    October 4, 2012 at 10:13 pm Reply
  22. Poastin Toaster


    October 4, 2012 at 10:17 pm Reply
    1. Spearhead

      That was a hel of a gank

      October 4, 2012 at 10:34 pm Reply
  23. DBRB is not even good at stuct griding. sad so sad.

    October 4, 2012 at 10:31 pm Reply
  24. derp
    October 4, 2012 at 10:38 pm Reply
  25. 120mm autopenis

    old news, another Hel down already, tribute to the old gods~~ orz orz orz

    October 5, 2012 at 12:39 am Reply
  26. anon

    cfc are so fucking terrible lol

    October 5, 2012 at 4:09 am Reply
  27. I think hes cool

    For a guy accidentyally loosing a super his answermail is soo cool&relaxed .. nice!

    October 5, 2012 at 8:18 am Reply
    1. Silver

      That's right. Guys it is a game and anyone will make a mistake someday.

      Well done dot-Brothers. Seen a chance, used it, scored well.
      @forumtroll: It looks like you really enjoyed that BLT. Real life food >> Eve assets. never loose that attitude.

      October 5, 2012 at 10:28 am Reply
  28. for fun

    I love how every one if like ah you lost an aeon you suck. Its pixels on a screen clam the fuck down. If he got a BLT (which is heaven) oh well who really cares its a game.

    October 6, 2012 at 2:15 am Reply

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