From Goon Comms:

hahaha I bet you all got really excited when you saw this picture.

With TEST’s recent conquest of the south, they’ve formalized their pseudo-coalition into a full fledged one. TEST has communicated to us for some time that they would like to operate independently from the CFC. It has been made clear by the leadership of TEST that they now view themselves not as a member of the CFC, but instead as leaders of the Honey Badger Coalition, a CFC Friend/Ally, mirroring our own development of the Deklein Coalition alongside the NC.

This new bloc has developed goals and metrics by which they will operate, which sometimes will align with our own but other times may not. They are a fully independent group, working in pursuit of their own interests. We have been assured that if a credible threat ever presented itself to CFC space, TEST and the HBC would be there for us. This post will cover a baseline of our policy moving forward. Any individual deployments south will not be supported by the coalition.

As a result we have opted to make a number of alterations to our standings lists and will be setting the following alliances to Neutral effective server downtime on 8/16:

Banderlogs Alliance [.RU]
Li3 Federation [L3F]
Mistakes Were Made. [O7M8]
Squee. [PWNY.]
Test Friends Please Ignore [DAWWW]
Tribal Band [TRIBE]
Viking Empire [FORGE]
Zombie Ninja Space Bears [ZN-SB]
High Rollers [DICE]
The Retirement Club [4O1K]
THORN Alliance [THORN]

Blues that [i]will not[/i] be reset by GSF:[/u]
Test Alliance Please Ignore [TEST]
Pandemic Legion [-10.0]

TEST has made clear that they intend to keep the HBC as separate entity with parallel goals and we will support them in making this distinction possible. Granting the HBC automatic blue standings blurs that line. This change of standings illustrates our respect for the independent coalition that Test has built, and expresses our intent to treat them as such.

We understand that several CFC allies have relationships with various groups within the HBC. This standings list reflects GSF’s “default” standings going forward. Should allies wish to keep standings beyond what’s listed here that is fine, however this should serve as notice that when flying in mixed fleets or engaging in PVE in empire with HBC allies you may come across mixed standings and incidents where this occurs will be measured against NBSI rules.

So this leads to another subject, with regards to coalition gangs going down south to shoot HBC guys. Normally we’re NBSI. In this case, it becomes a little more complicated. We want to avoid doing anything in the South which would harm TEST’s and the Greater HBC’s ability to wage war on -A- and the rest of the Southern Alliances aligned against them. To that end we request that the following rules of engagement be observed should CFC alliances decide to fire upon any members of the HBC in space held by the HBC.

[*]Do not attack structures owned by HBC member alliances
[*]Do not afk cloak in systems owned by HBC member alliances
[*]Do not camp the stations or jump bridges owned by HBC member alliances

Intentionally seeking to operate within a hairs’ breadth of the letter of the law while flagrantly ignoring the spirit of the law will be dealt with harshly. You have been given notice and there will be little quarter given to those who seek to undermine this new stage in our relations with TEST and the HBC.


Ever since their creation; TEST Alliance Please Ignore have lived under the shadow of GoonSwarm Federation, to the point of being labeled Goons-lite in the collective memory of both DekCo and non-DekCo players. This is something which has long bothered egotrippers like Montolio and company who – during the last months – have long “begged” (their words) for an opportunity to do something on their own and basically prove themselves.

This whole “rebranding” of the TEST wing of the Deklein Coalition doesn’t exactly “cut” with us. It won’t be until TEST resets GoonSwarm Federation and officially severes all ties to their current coalition top tier alliance (GSF) that a true testament of their “independence” can be attested. In summary, it is quite easy to “do claim stuff on your own and make a name for yourself” with a batphone in hand.

The announcement depicted above does nothing but further draw the line, read carefully and you’ll see a clear translation: We have standings towards TEST and Pandemic Legion, their pets list get the usual NIP treatment. A pet list which I should mention hilariously include historically rich B0B/IT/RKZ corporations as EVOL and RKK (4O1k which I am a member of). I am pretty sure – if the rumors were to be true – SirMolle must be rolling on his grave right now for this epic NIP sell out. :)

Everyone’s a Patriot during the sweet times of peace

And while the claims of the Deklein Coalition of not giving a hand to the TEST subset (and TEST not asking for help) could be honored, instances like yesterday’s, where a 150+ Fatal Ascension fleet came to aid the already swollen TEST/PL/Pets fleet in 49-U – shows otherwise (which also gave -A- a perfect blueballing excuse regardless of TEST massive numbers). The promise of the rest of the Deklein Coalition – of not coming again to saving the day whenever shit really hit the fan and backs are against the walls as it happened during Delve V – feels a bit farfetched.

Will they finally make it “big” or again call for help when things go sour? what do you think?


Standings TEST Alliance Please Ignore

– R

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  1. Matalok

    Well, if we get our teeth kicked in, so be it.

    August 11, 2012 at 9:24 am Reply
    1. John Douche

      When, not if.

      August 11, 2012 at 10:04 am Reply
  2. dani lizardov

    oh dear … the biggest goon pet, does not want to be a pet anymore :)
    how sweet

    August 11, 2012 at 10:12 am Reply
    1. jarhead

      six legs bad. four legs good.

      August 11, 2012 at 10:42 am Reply
  3. A Goat

    Fuck yo couch

    August 11, 2012 at 10:23 am Reply
  4. Sleeper

    This shit is why I love wormholes.

    The Riverini bashing is getting a bit old now.. the vast majority of the post is quote, you can hardly argue that is biased and fictional.

    "Will they finally make it “big” or again call for help when things go sour? what do you think?


    This isn't telling you -what- to thing its inviting you -to- think.

    To which… 'Riverini is so bitter bla bla bla' kinda shows you didn't take him up on the invitation.

    August 11, 2012 at 11:59 am Reply
    1. Lol

      Interesting though that the heading in the GSF forums is "Reset Test" – the CFC blue list IS shrinking not being added to – and yet riverini writes as if the Cfc blue list is growing. He even manages to insult his new coalition overlord who I have little doubt he has barely spoken to.

      August 11, 2012 at 12:40 pm Reply
    2. Irreligious

      This is also why I love w-space.

      Have the major leaders and brainwashed grunts of the null sec alliances considered writing a soap opera, I think you have all the major components. . .
      -strange generic plot that doesn't change much but is still somehow different.
      -a massive cast of characters who are all acting friendly but about to stab each other in the back.
      -one take and terrible acting

      August 11, 2012 at 2:27 pm Reply
  5. Oh he mad…

    August 11, 2012 at 12:04 pm Reply
  6. TEST Faggot



    And to the rest of the pubbies gathering in the comment section: null is all about numbers and sovereignty. Either you have them and you win or you don`t and you lose. You don`t like that, get the fuck out and go join lesser FW blobs and have better pvp in lowsec camping a highsec gate or go to highsec and wardec industrialists.


    August 11, 2012 at 12:31 pm Reply
    1. John Douche

      We shall all bow to the new master of the comment section! Hail TEST Faggot!!

      August 11, 2012 at 12:33 pm Reply
      1. TEST Faggot

        Still a pubbie. Get fucked faggot.

        August 11, 2012 at 12:48 pm Reply
        1. John Douche

          What now? Am I a pubbie or a faggot? Maybe I am a pubbie faggot, or is a faggot pubbie? Please, new master, speak to me for you are oh so ma-hahahahaha-d.

          August 11, 2012 at 2:16 pm Reply
        2. bob

          jesus, I think a village is missing it's idiot.

          August 15, 2012 at 10:09 am Reply
    2. Tez


      August 11, 2012 at 1:35 pm Reply
      1. Crotchface

        This is what happens when you let 10,000+ people on the internet play with you.

        August 11, 2012 at 3:07 pm Reply
    3. TEST Grunt


      y u so mad TEST badplayer? Is it because you are shit and you are a goon pet?

      August 11, 2012 at 1:40 pm Reply
      1. -a- is shit

        that's even worse of a troll, still calling TEST Goon pets, good one.

        August 17, 2012 at 7:35 pm Reply
    4. cfcfriend

      Woah, need less red meat bro

      August 12, 2012 at 9:13 pm Reply
      1. John Douche

        I have to agree, roughage is good. The comment section is full of it!

        August 12, 2012 at 10:08 pm Reply
    5. 0.o Grunt

      mad bro??

      August 13, 2012 at 2:41 pm Reply
    6. silly test

      TEST the joke of eve.To poor to paint.To proud to white wash.
      AAA only has to let test put there self out of business.Tick Tick

      Down goes the isk.

      August 23, 2012 at 10:17 pm Reply
  7. MuchoBitterVet

    LOL at all those CFC members telling they don't like blobs, napfest, 10% tidi etc..
    Nice words guys but we all know it's bullshit. If I don't like something in my life I change it. You all know very well what your coalition is, what your leadership thinks and how all this situation will evolve. Be honest with yourself and admit this. If you really don't like the game your alliance is proposing to you grow balls and GTFO, join something smaller and save this game. Big changes come from people, don't expect them from your leadership

    August 11, 2012 at 12:44 pm Reply
    1. Kheeria

      You think it's fun being in 10% and traffic control on a gate when the rest of the fleet is shooting retards like IRC yesterday is fun? How stupid are you people?

      August 11, 2012 at 4:53 pm Reply
      1. Player

        I agree. After flying around with the fleet for 2 hours shooting structures, we finally get a fight on the gate. Of course this is the time that the system doesn't load and I need to relog. RAGE!!!!

        August 11, 2012 at 8:50 pm Reply
      2. MuchoBitterVet

        Did you read what i wrote? I don't think it's fun, but i'm not in CFC. Why people stay in CFC if they think it's not fun playing at 10% tidi? CFC encourages massive blobs that bring to 10% tidi. If You don't like that don't play with them. it's simple.

        August 11, 2012 at 10:49 pm Reply
        1. ACloseWatchman

          Just going to say that the days of those small fights are gone, CFC or HBC bring around 750+ people to these fights and their enemy must bring the same to have a chance against it. In my opinion I see it as evolution of the game BUT I'm not saying its a good thing nor that its fun, its just how it is.

          August 12, 2012 at 10:16 am Reply
  8. BAMbam

    "they’ve formalized their pseudo-coalition into a full fledged one… leaders of the Honey Badger Coalition…..Blues that [i]will not[/i] be reset by GSF -Test Alliance Please Ignore [TEST] & Pandemic Legion [-10.0]

    Does this mean that PL are officially Test pets now?

    August 11, 2012 at 12:48 pm Reply
    1. TEST Grunt

      No, it meas TEST and PL are now Goon pet's that are allowed to have pets of their own.

      August 11, 2012 at 1:39 pm Reply
      1. Northerner

        So, they are pets within pets? That's Petception.

        August 11, 2012 at 9:18 pm Reply
  9. lol at HBC

    So Now instead of goons shadow they are in PL's shadoo? i dont get it

    August 11, 2012 at 12:49 pm Reply
  10. A Goat

    Holy shit, this really is TESTNEWS24.

    August 11, 2012 at 12:49 pm Reply
    1. whatever

      more like -A- Goat, amirite?

      August 11, 2012 at 3:52 pm Reply

    August 11, 2012 at 1:18 pm Reply
  12. BAMbam

    TL;DR – Test/HBC are still part of the GGC – Greater Goon Community

    August 11, 2012 at 1:27 pm Reply
    1. TEST Grunt

      TL;RD – TEST is still a Goon pet.

      Shortened that for you.

      August 11, 2012 at 1:37 pm Reply
      1. whatever

        BAMbam's post was awful but testies who can't be bothered to get some basic knowledge about what happened to EVE during the seven years before they graced the game with their presence are even worse.

        Tbh imo it's one of those things that get you labeled as goon pets all the time – because for everything that happened before your time you are either completely ignorant or your knowledge is limited to whatever the goon wiki writes about it – and while joe average goon has been around for long enough to put these wiki articles into context and take them with a grain of salt you just take stuff at face value.

        Once upon a time there was an alliance called Band of Brothers (BoB) which your goon friends may have told you about. That alliance had quite a few allies that were substantially weaker than BoB itself and which everyone called "BoB pets" for lack of a better word. BoB leadership realized that having their allies called "pets" was not conductive to morale and established the term "Greater BoB Community" or GBC to refer to BoB and their allies/pets.

        August 11, 2012 at 3:50 pm Reply
        1. The Mittani

          Confirming that all of test are 2010 characters and have no insight at all into the historical metagame.

          Pro-tip, we do. We just don't take the game seriously enough to give a shit whether someone used to be the boogeyman or not.

          August 11, 2012 at 4:11 pm Reply
          1. NoHope

            sure you do, you claim all ofyour enemies are ex-bob ex-whatever because you feel it makes them the bad guys, discounting the fact that a large portion of the ex-bob whatevers are in your own coalitions. how is that "not givinga shit about the past?"

            August 12, 2012 at 3:55 pm
        2. Bambam

          Confirming awful poster status….

          Did catch a few out though…

          August 11, 2012 at 5:27 pm Reply
  13. TEST Grunt

    What was the point of this post? Goons are resetting some of their pets – but not TEST or PL.

    Who cares about what those pets now want to call themselves? It's all CFC.

    August 11, 2012 at 1:37 pm Reply
  14. TEST Grunt


    Yeah you are, shut the fuck up.

    August 11, 2012 at 1:41 pm Reply
  15. Stain

    See Honeybadgers dont give a fuck! They do what they want. Goons on the other hand, need to be told what the fuck to do, how to play the game, who to shoot, who not to shoot, who's not blue but still can't shoot. Little sissies goons are, I'd rather be a Honeybadger. At least until PL gets bored and they get their shit kicked in Soco.

    August 11, 2012 at 1:46 pm Reply
  16. TLDR;

    Test and PL are now formally Goon pets.

    Test and PLs pets are free game just don't camp them..

    CFC will continue to hold Tests hand but that does not mean we are a gay couple.

    August 11, 2012 at 1:58 pm Reply
    1. rvb grunt

      lol so true

      August 11, 2012 at 2:32 pm Reply
    2. John Douche

      It does mean you are a gay couple. You are holding hands. Have you ever seen two straight guys holding hands? No. Have you ever seen gays doing it? …

      You are in denial over your homosexuality, clearly, but not all gays run around and shout it out. There are many gays who live their homosexuality in privacy simply because they see their sex life as private.

      Keep denying it, but know you need not to be ashamed of yourself. All men love cocks, primarily their own, and if we could lick our balls like dogs then we would do it, too.

      Live long and prosper, you cheeky cock suckers!!

      August 11, 2012 at 2:48 pm Reply
      1. Crotchface

        You've never been in the Middle East…

        August 11, 2012 at 3:02 pm Reply
        1. John Douche

          What does it matter? We in the modern world who are not gay do not hold hands, we do not walk around in dresses nor do we demand women to hide their faces.

          Perhaps too much sun and sand makes you gay, who knows? I sure do not want to find out or would want to go into the Middle East for that reason.

          August 11, 2012 at 3:11 pm Reply
          1. Crotchface

            You'd rather just stay in the basement not being 'gay' right?

            August 11, 2012 at 5:24 pm
          2. Riverini

            If sun light could turn me gay then I'd barricade myself in like a fuckin' vampire!!

            August 11, 2012 at 5:53 pm
          3. Test Member

            So exactly what you are doing now, then? No one cares about you. I can't wait to get hold of your corpse.

            August 12, 2012 at 10:44 pm
          4. Riverini

            What I am doing is that I am staring at your butt-hurt response and wonder who you expect to care about it.

            August 12, 2012 at 11:34 pm
        2. NoHope

          yeah they hold hands because they fuck each other in the ass every thursday – is that not gay?

          "nah man it's not gay if we say it isn't gay"

          August 12, 2012 at 3:53 pm Reply
      2. Everyone in -A- is a cock lover.. especially MVN

        All hail the mighty golden penis!

        Also holding hands with a man is pretty normal unless you are from North America (all steers and queers imo)…

        August 11, 2012 at 7:29 pm Reply
    3. hnggggggggh

      -A- FC huh, well thanks for narrowing your possible identity down to one of two options.
      It's always fun killing Makalu or Lee Chanka and watching the -A- fleet completely spaghetti all over itself.

      Next time we bring 700 TEST, hundreds of PL and TRIBEsman and three goons feel free to talk about how that means we batphoned.

      August 13, 2012 at 2:01 am Reply
  17. Kheeria

    "This whole “rebranding” of the TEST wing of the Deklein Coalition doesn’t exactly “cut” with us."

    Oh Riverini, you fail to understand that noone cares about you.

    August 11, 2012 at 2:30 pm Reply
    1. NoHope

      well, YOU'RE here, so….

      August 12, 2012 at 4:00 pm Reply
  18. Laffo

    "This whole “rebranding” of the TEST wing of the Deklein Coalition doesn’t exactly “cut” with us."

    Nobody gives a fuck what you think you dumb mother fucker.

    August 11, 2012 at 3:09 pm Reply
    1. NoHope

      sure you do

      August 12, 2012 at 3:59 pm Reply
      1. Welp

        bad troll is bad

        August 13, 2012 at 6:19 am Reply
  19. U know who

    [*]Do not attack structures owned by HBC member alliances
    [*]Do not afk cloak in systems owned by HBC member alliances
    [*]Do not camp the stations or jump bridges owned by HBC member alliances

    Intentionally seeking to operate within a hairs’ breadth of the letter of the law while flagrantly ignoring the spirit of the law will be dealt with harshly. You have been given notice and there will be little quarter given to those who seek to undermine this new stage in our relations with TEST and the HBC.

    The fact that this warning needs to be issued to rank and file Goons displays the underlying contempt and in some instances loathing for TEST even within thier "bros". In my conversations with old friends in CFC they consider TEST spoiled loud mouthed underachievers that must be bailed out time and time again.
    Delve was the latest example – the fact that the averge CFC grunt essentially ground down sov simply to hand it over to test (who then chest beat until thier nipples bled) didnt sit well with many within the CFC – hence the warning above.

    August 11, 2012 at 3:27 pm Reply

    Impartial and unbiased.

    August 11, 2012 at 3:29 pm Reply
  21. "?"

    Think riverini hit it spot on with his analysis

    August 11, 2012 at 3:46 pm Reply
  22. kraz

    man this site is more shit every time i click on it wtf

    August 11, 2012 at 4:01 pm Reply
  23. Backdoor Man

    Officially, I don't support what just happened, but I have to admit it is quite funny. A PL member and two TEST love studs just took down the AAA forums, killboard, and wiki. This is quite illegal in the states, but I doubt that anyone will trace it to them.

    In other news, we are all pets to Shadoo, like it or not. You will play his game or nothing at all. True story.

    August 11, 2012 at 4:11 pm Reply
    1. Backdoor Man

      And their TS as well, I'll bet they are crying like bitches right about now. How's the blue balls feel? Not to good, huh?

      August 11, 2012 at 4:12 pm Reply
      1. John Douche

        The kid who did this will be shaking from head to toes and not leave his bedroom for days or until his mom tells him to get out.

        August 11, 2012 at 4:19 pm Reply
    2. Yet nothing of value was lost..

      Most stuff happens on corp forums boards and comms, -A- forums are terrible.

      August 11, 2012 at 7:17 pm Reply
  24. 4O1K Member

    I love how this douchebag rips on his own alliance. Anyone competent would kick someone like that.

    August 11, 2012 at 4:18 pm Reply
    1. John Douche

      The NAZIs would have gassed him. I am sure.

      August 11, 2012 at 4:22 pm Reply
    2. 401k abstard

      were keeping him in because it makes him really mad to be associated with test, everyones conjecture about 401k trolling just for riverini is correct.

      Riverini has turned into Lemongrab on TS, for those who dont know >

      August 15, 2012 at 3:07 pm Reply
  25. Catastrophe

    aaw they think they arent Goons pets anymore and they are all grown up aint that cute

    August 11, 2012 at 4:38 pm Reply
  26. xxolve

    Riverini- just kinda curious, why do you think TEST cares about how YOU label them?

    August 11, 2012 at 5:04 pm Reply
    1. Riverini

      They need others to tell them who they are and like much everything else cannot do it on their own.

      August 11, 2012 at 5:15 pm Reply
    2. NoHope


      August 12, 2012 at 3:56 pm Reply
  27. just a neut

    – newbs in rifter and drakes..
    – big blueblob of doom..
    – porn in fleet, shit talk in mumble, local..

    -killboardheros aka "Killboard is green",

    green will not win this war even if you kill the drakes, they will just bring more until you withdraw, ZERGS-IN-DRAKES your tengus dont work here.

    some sharks will not defeat a fucking blue whale.

    August 11, 2012 at 5:20 pm Reply
    1. Sharks will still eat all the blue whales offspring and will eat the blue whale when it dies..

      August 11, 2012 at 8:54 pm Reply
      1. John Douche

        Continue with the fishy word play and you can rename yourself into Absurd Animal Analogies.

        August 11, 2012 at 9:25 pm Reply
    2. Snoringzzzzzzz

      Sounds like a blast duder.

      August 11, 2012 at 9:56 pm Reply
  28. WilliamWestmere

    All the people saying "blah blah blobbers no fun fights stop having blues I'm a buttsore queer" needs to realize how fucking AMAZING it feels to literally have so many friends that your enemies are too scared to fight. Kb stats aren't everything and it makes you feel like you're part of a bigger movement than yourself, opposed to the typical sentiment that us grunts feel somehow pointless. We (TEST) will be blue to goons for a long time because of our bromance but quite frankly we have enough size not to need them, so we went our separate ways because the difference between 1400 and 3000 is insignificant besides just lagging ourselves needlessly.

    August 11, 2012 at 5:21 pm Reply
    1. lol what?

      Lol yes because the sense of satisfaction of blueing up half the map and essentially becoming the retarded frat on campus, is much greater than fighting out blobbed 3 to1 n still either winning or making the baddies walk home w/ a lot less ships. Ur right. Ill take blob.

      Making friends is not hard, hey i suck, do u suck? Lets blue up! U guys really need to get sheep lvl 5 untrained asap

      August 11, 2012 at 6:35 pm Reply
      1. WilliamWestmere

        Because managing and motivating tens of thousands of ADHD neck beards is easy shit. Not to mention supplying them and etc. so yes being resourceful and doing what you can to win is a lot better than fighting outnumbered and gettin your teeth kicked in repeatedly in your own living room mr hotshot ace pilot and professional badass.

        August 11, 2012 at 8:23 pm Reply
    2. who knew

      Thanks for confirming what everybody already knew. You feel good about blobing everybody else to a point where theres no way goodfites can be had due to lag or just 6 minutes worth of fighting taking 1 hour…

      No difference at all of all risk averse high sec carebears.

      OFC its a sandbox and you can do w/e you want. But you already lost @ eve when you had to beg and cry for ccp to nerf the shit out of everything that could deal with such massive amount of carebers like you all.

      To get your momentum you had to mess with the box when ppl could pwn your ass in the sand :)

      August 11, 2012 at 9:10 pm Reply
    3. getalife

      Your heavenly emotional satisfaction at having so many "friends", you should get out of the basement and actually achieve something Amazingly gratifying in the real world.

      August 11, 2012 at 9:59 pm Reply
  29. Kheeria

    Wow. it's like you think your opinion actually matters to us….

    August 11, 2012 at 6:27 pm Reply
    1. John Douche

      You at TEST really need to lower your expectations. You cannot expect praise after you have so happily and gleefully accepted all the help you could get.

      August 11, 2012 at 6:53 pm Reply
  30. Hello

    Weren't you going to leave EVE alone?

    August 11, 2012 at 6:30 pm Reply
  31. Test newbro

    River, from now on, we're going to invite a different CFC corp to each big fight, JUST to see you rage.

    August 11, 2012 at 6:41 pm Reply
  32. riverinitroll

    Am I wrong in saying everyone here wants to see the HBC vs CFC?

    August 11, 2012 at 7:33 pm Reply
    1. historical facts

      Both of them are too cowardly to let that happen. This is actually a smart long-term political move for them to do to prevent internal implosion and drama that usually happens when too many alliances stick together under the same name. It also means if there is a major conflict that occurs, not all of the members of this coalition are automatically involved – so less bad blood and need to get involved.

      August 11, 2012 at 9:42 pm Reply
      1. It's not complicated

        It's not that HBC and CFC are cowardly. It's actually much simpler, they just actually like each other, you know, not just as EVE allies. If and when things stagnate, CFC will do as they've always done (and now HBC likely too) and reset each other's members a few at a time for fights (but don't expect anyone to lose sov).

        If you're thinking about the context of the relationship between Goons and TEST in terms of political intrigue in EVE, you're doing it wrong. TEST pilots are bros with Goon pilots, have been since the fomration of Dreddit, and subsequently TEST. Nothing complicated about it. Just friends being friends.

        August 14, 2012 at 4:39 am Reply
      2. TEST undocks

        Saying CFC and HBC should go to war is just ignorant of eve history. It has nothing to do with being safe, or making smart decisions, or being cowards.

        TEST and Goons just like each other too much to start wars for no reason. Why start (actual) wars with good friends?

        August 15, 2012 at 5:14 am Reply
  33. pet article

    did anyone catch 401k being mentioned in this? did anyone forget to mention they failed to take IMP-L space recently too? or that their KB over the last couple months were starting to look similar to 99%? "cough"

    August 11, 2012 at 9:46 pm Reply
    1. 401k mogul

      re: IMP-L space, 260 + -a- supers on call vs 40 guys, your great at the maths of combat.

      also re killboard
      whocares, were so rich we trade isk to buy houses and fund our gaming habits.

      August 15, 2012 at 3:03 pm Reply
  34. hello

    to HBC and Goons,

    Who really cares what you guys do? no matter what you say and what you do then haters are going to hate. My advice: do whatever the heck you want to cause none has the ballz to stop you. NC blueballs CFC while -A- blueballs HBC.

    To the rest of eve,

    Shut up HBC or CFC by fighting them..Talk is cheap all they hear or read is whine whine, complain complain, whine whine. Arent you care bears sick of docking up and complaining? take their friggin space or shut the heck up.

    This was a pointless article that is not newsworthy and has been their unofficial stance for a while now.

    August 12, 2012 at 1:46 am Reply
  35. yeahderp

    thank you -a-. i love popping tengus, bring more please? or, will you be trying geddons after getting your shit pushed in again?

    -a- is shit

    August 12, 2012 at 4:57 am Reply
    1. Easterner

      Got a battle report for that (as in a br doctor)? It looks like a- lost but not horribly after the bombing runs wiped quite a few test ships.

      Try and keep the propoganda down a bit as well. It's fairly obvious looking at the killboards and fleet numbers that TEST is holding okay for now but are losing a lot of ships.

      August 12, 2012 at 5:34 am Reply
      1. yeahderp

        all the kills aren't in. we pounded a geddon/oracle fleet, with drakes then we killed at least 10 tengus and a bunch of misc. stuff in the next engagement.

        August 12, 2012 at 5:44 am Reply
        1. Easterner

          Okay according to the most recent one you killed 146 and lost 116. So it wasn't exactly a pounding.

          August 12, 2012 at 6:04 am Reply
        2. -A- grunt

          Test spin best spin.

          August 12, 2012 at 6:24 am Reply
          1. yeahderp

   not good night for -a-

            113 Tengu ? What testicle was in a tengu? how dare you ruin our isk efficiency.

            August 12, 2012 at 7:00 am
          2. yeahderp

            supposed to show 1 loss tengu for test, 13 lost for -a- but I suck at posting.

            August 12, 2012 at 7:01 am
          3. unaligned

            So you guys had double the numbers (on each round, out of 2 rounds) and ended up winning, but no, it looks like a lot of losses on both sides. Also you guys should know by now -A- literally has an unlimited supply of tengus. It's like losing a battleship for them.

            Try again.

            August 12, 2012 at 9:23 am
          4. lol

            150 kills vs 157 kills (HBC)

            Numbers: 273 vs 471

            Yeah… really bragging about that? No wonder why -A- is having a blast killing you guys.

            August 12, 2012 at 9:26 am
          5. yeahderp

            lol, have you heard -a- coms? having a blast? have you seen -a-'s perferomance taking 49-? -a- isn't having a blast lol you clueless turd. Makalu is going to have a stroke. rage-tengu anyone? lol. -a- is shit, and they show it time and time again, yet they run around and spurge about "elite pvp" and "didn't want that sov anyway" yet show the opposite time and time again. I'm not bragging about the amount of kills. I'm bragging that we won :) We won because we stood up to -a- and told them "go away" and they had to.

            but… if you really want to get all nit-picky, i think semi-new guys blapping the living crap out of chest-beating braggart bittervets flying tengus worth a lot more than what we were using (newbro i love you!) says something about "elite pvp".

            Go home -a- you're a joke. bring your roams in to farm us (lmao, camp my alt into 1dh plz), but give up on the sov warfare, it'll obviously end badly.

            oh and pretty please, bring more tengus -a- i'm getting used to seeing them on my KB and i like it. I'll happily blow up 10 or 15 rohks just to see your bitter vet tengu killmails, heck at this rate I may catch up on skill points lol.

            August 12, 2012 at 2:26 pm
          6. yeah derp

            LOL… yep, no wonder why they are having a blast blapping you guys

            August 12, 2012 at 2:51 pm
          7. ncdot grunt

            Heh who are you trying to convince? The typical TEST scrub noob's knowledge of -A- stems from the daily soundcloud recordings and propaganda jabber pings. They know jack shit else about what actually goes on. If -A- didn't have fun killing you guys in droves, they wouldn't continually fight you guys in tengus would they?

            The average TEST noob still thinks -A- kicks people for talking in local. Killing retards in TEST is an EVE past-time sorry to say.

            August 12, 2012 at 3:00 pm
          8. yeahderp

            i flew with -a- before I joined test. I know EXACTLY what the differences are between test and -a-. just saying. -a- is shit.

            August 12, 2012 at 3:49 pm
    2. John Douche

      When you love popping tengus and -A- keeps bringing them why do you say "-a- is shit"?

      Is there something wrong?

      August 12, 2012 at 9:56 am Reply
    3. rvb guy

      To me it also seems -A- is the only entity left to fight. Im still waiting for the day goons roll all of nullsec with there vast horde.

      August 12, 2012 at 5:31 pm Reply
  36. dobin

    I like -A- they turn up for fights in proper ships, good for them. However; please stop the insentience whing about 'the blob', it makes you all sound like bitches. To put this in context you stood down your 700 man fleet because the other side turned up with a large blob. It's not like there were 50 -A- Tengu's out looking for a right and TEST formed up 1200 to blap them. You're engaged in sov warfare, it's about winning not honourably space PVP at the Sun. If you want GFs don't do sov warfare.

    August 12, 2012 at 11:24 am Reply
    1. ncdot grunt

      ITT: scrub noobs whining about -a- whining about blobs.

      Pretty sure -A- is used to blob faggotry from the HBC/CFC side. But how many times are you guys gonna cry like this?

      August 12, 2012 at 3:08 pm Reply
      1. dobin

        I'm not in TEST don't care if they crash and burn, I stopped doing sov warfare ages ago because it's too much like a fucking job. Sov warfare is blob warfare, moaning about having 'too many friends' in a MASSIVE MULTIPLAYER games is retarded. The only thing sov warfare is good for is the internet drama that follows it.

        August 12, 2012 at 5:52 pm Reply
  37. ncdot member

    TL:DR ;
    PL and TEST are goons pet.Which is the news?

    August 12, 2012 at 11:46 am Reply
  38. Test Grunt

    CFC and Test are Bros, why does being friends with another alliance or coalition automatically show that we're not doing this outselves, we're still just goon pets, we're still apart of dekco bla bla bla.

    FA showed up pretty much unannounced, and in a drake fleet….its not like they were moving 100 super caps down with a large alphafleet in tow to help pull a struggling test fleet out of the fire by the Obviously superior -A- tengu fleet. They just wanted in on some good fights and kill -A- pilots.

    I can't blame -A- for standing down, we did the exact same thing to them a few nights before. The only difference is, is that they were trying to flip a station, we were trying to save it. We saved it, we saved I believe all of the timers that night as well. and -A- sat back, smug in their latest operation blueball and that "Test can't do anything without the help of the CFC"

    And to be honest, we don't want catch, no one wants catch. "catch by august, providence by september" are jokes….much like the spouting of "Reset goons" "vfk by the end of the month" and "when we headshot vfk…" -A- believes their own prapaganda so much that its sort of sad.

    I understand not wanting to lose 500m in tengu's every time you die in a fight, so i can understand the appeal of blueballing in the face of higher numbers.

    Why not ship down to something less expensive, more expendable, and have some fun dying in a fire like we did last monday attempting to save our station?

    August 12, 2012 at 3:29 pm Reply
  39. HBC Independence Day 8/9/2012 Long live the HBC!

    August 12, 2012 at 10:55 pm Reply
    1. wow

      Independence will be declared the day you kill a Goon super or a POS. lol-resets don't count.

      August 13, 2012 at 7:11 am Reply
    2. 0.o Grunt

      haha.. i laugh at you!

      August 13, 2012 at 2:39 pm Reply
  40. tow bogdan

    You're a shitty analyst Riv.

    August 13, 2012 at 12:58 am Reply
  41. Resonanz

    "EveNews24 is the most accurate piece of information ive ever read… its fair and balanced like fox news!"

    the fuck is up with this site you guys turned to complete and utter shit
    kick riverini

    August 13, 2012 at 2:56 am Reply
  42. grunt

    Can someone please explain to me why this difrentiation is so important for Test, I don't get it.
    Goon / Test relationship:
    – Shooting each other's POSs ? No
    – Camping each others infrastructure? No
    – Helping each other if SOV is threatened? Yes
    – Helping each other if in a serious super capital fight? Hell yes
    – Roaming each others space? Yes – but only shoot pets!
    The result is that they are still considered a coalition, and NC. or SoCo will be very reluctant to go 100% into a fight, because the other half of the coalition WILL come running. The only change will be that Test and Goons can farm each other's pets, so they don't have to go 50+ jumps for 'pew pew'.
    It wont change the stagnation of 0.0.

    August 13, 2012 at 1:06 pm Reply
    1. Here we go again...

      If anything it encourages stagnation. It gives goons/test some cheap targets to shoot up (eachothers pets) while not diminishing or weakening their sovereignty. Thereby decreasing their need to go elsewhere to pew pew.

      Sure, neighboring non-friendly alliances might roam in and provoke a response every so often, but there is no other power bloc that is strong/suicidal enough to challenge them.

      For the time being, the powers that be maintain their sovereignty and have the deciding vote in creating any serious action out in 0.0. In retrospect, this does seem to be a regular occurrance every other year or so…….

      August 13, 2012 at 5:41 pm Reply
  43. Jorge Tuero

    And so begins the era of the community-born *dominion* of nullsec. Can't say we weren't warned.

    Let's see how it goes. Wish good to nullsec.

    August 13, 2012 at 4:21 pm Reply
  44. NullSecNoob

    Clearly members of the CFC are not "pets" because as you can tell they are free to work with or within the HBC and set their own standings.

    August 13, 2012 at 4:22 pm Reply
    1. bob

      lol, yes but as soon as the Martini phone is rung then the pets still come.

      August 15, 2012 at 10:07 am Reply
  45. Farley

    Guess the shouters care enough to continually visit this site, read the articles and post.

    August 13, 2012 at 8:02 pm Reply
  46. former retirment

    riv you joined AAA? I have to give you respect for that. To thorn and 401k, lol, really? join TEST??? man you have become shit.

    August 13, 2012 at 9:50 pm Reply
  47. Thorn TESTificate

    Everyone is over reacting here.

    23/7, the corp Riverini is in, is leaving 401k because it blued TEST.
    its applied to join us, Thorn Alliance.

    Did I mention were getting space from TEST as pets? I personally dont care about being a TEST pet because one overlord is just as evil as another. But I am going to take great pleasure in reminding Tounsi and his brain (Riverini) that he and infact they sold out for internet moon dollars.

    This entire situation is just a giant LOL.

    August 15, 2012 at 3:13 pm Reply
  48. grunt

    PL doesn't need to hold sov to get good moons. They have moons in low sec and in 0.0 controlled by OTEC / CFC. In return they provide CFC (incl HBC) with FC's, a superfleet and deterrence. It's easier to hold on to those moons than fight against Goons to get Sov that can be contested.

    August 13, 2012 at 3:14 pm Reply

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