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Another excellent video by TEZ Saurus:

Video: TEST – The Grind (July)

Download link: http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1207/theheavy1.mp4

Three regions in 30 days. Sup? Also enjoy the new Honeybadger Coalition logo.

Song is “What Makes A Good Man” by The Heavy
Logo and animation by Jafit McJafitson with creative contribution by myself (sort of ) and Isa Superiora

Needs some K-POP imho

– R

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73 Comments

  1. Goonie Masturbation

    Aren't test just pets? Shouldn't they give credit to their masters for taking the system?

    July 30, 2012 at 4:11 am Reply
    1. Mr_Gr3y

      ex-Fcon fag here, Test aren't really pets, I mean what kind of pet resets their masters every-time they're bored, or tell their masters to hand over the space they just took? (Delve) I know a pet when I see one and pets don't get to form coalitions with outsiders or have renters/pets of their own.

      July 30, 2012 at 4:27 am Reply
      1. Random Miner

        yep, everyone's equal in a circle jerk

        July 30, 2012 at 5:40 am Reply
      2. wow

        Show me one goon hotdrop on a test super and I will believe the reset….

        July 30, 2012 at 7:14 pm Reply
        1. Mr_Gr3y

          You're not only a fuckwit, you're also an arrogant fuckwit.

          August 2, 2012 at 7:58 am Reply
    2. Easterner

      Not really, Test runs its own campaigns for the most part.

      It'd be more accurate to call FA, Fcon, SMA etc pets as they usually have to go along with whatever TEST and/or Goons decide to do. Even then those alliances still get quite a lot of tech money and decent space to rat in, so I'm sure it's a good deal for them.

      July 30, 2012 at 6:23 am Reply
    3. wat

      Put it this way; we use TEST comms; everyone else uses goon comms.

      July 30, 2012 at 1:10 pm Reply
  2. OHthemagain

    OMG Test is so wonderful, Test is so gr8 Test is…..zzzzzzz …….huaaa wha, aaa oh sorry I fell asleep, where was I? oh yes! Test…hmm don't read much about them in evenews24, good to see they are still around.

    July 30, 2012 at 4:16 am Reply
    1. jelly

      Instead he should post another interesting, well make video released in the past 3 days. Oh wait, there really isn't any. Biased as he is, Riverini doesn't shy away from promoting quality fan-made videos. Go create some good stuff yourself and maybe you're amazingly awesome alliance will be talked about on EN24. Until then can you kindly stop hating.

      July 30, 2012 at 4:35 am Reply
    2. derp2

      Why don't you make some high quality fan videos? Oh wait, you don't, so there is nothing to post.

      July 30, 2012 at 8:20 am Reply
  3. lulz

    Yea the only reason they grinded those regions within 30 days is the ENTIRE cfc was there to back them up and blob the SOCO while those regions were undefended and burnt…

    July 30, 2012 at 4:24 am Reply
  4. Another Random

    You don't have like TEST to like the video. (and THANK YOU for not using dub step/techno music like EVERY other Eve video!)

    July 30, 2012 at 4:48 am Reply
  5. M_D_

    I was expecting an article about the 100b corp theft by now….

    July 30, 2012 at 5:02 am Reply
    1. TESTicle

      Yea and still no words about that lol !

      July 30, 2012 at 5:14 am Reply
  6. Imigo

    Well, that and when the rest of the CFC deployed there (after TEST had been asking for them not to for a long time) the SoCo forces simply gave up. GG.

    July 30, 2012 at 5:22 am Reply
    1. A close watchman

      Just saying the SoCo did have a big plan to kill the CFC and when I was in RA I was in comms with people who believed the end of the CFC was nigh, how wrong were they. They didn't just give up the SoCo was humiliatingly defeated, its all damage control now, there's no point its over and now TEST has 3 more regions, who does this keep going?

      July 30, 2012 at 10:46 am Reply
      1. Easterner

        I have a hard time believing that anyone was seriously saying they'd destroy the cfc.

        July 30, 2012 at 11:23 am Reply
        1. ACloseWatchman

          I didn't believe it myself either but I do have a few names I could mention but I won't, they were leadership within the SoCo too.

          July 30, 2012 at 12:28 pm Reply
          1. LOOLZ

            Ofcourse they were grand spy master.

            July 30, 2012 at 12:53 pm
          2. derp2

            It's publicly available on Kugu, and in the form of extensively leaked leadership logs. The veracity of those logs has not been denied by any SoCo leadership.

            July 30, 2012 at 5:39 pm
          3. theCatman

            ive heard them, we were apperently done for, on the edge, done for man, game over, then we took all u space :)

            July 30, 2012 at 9:36 pm
    2. FA citizen

      The CFC was going there regardless FA was delayed due to grinding in syndicate

      July 30, 2012 at 8:58 pm Reply
      1. Syndicate Ruler

        delayed by getting "their" shit pushed in to be honest…..

        July 31, 2012 at 6:53 am Reply
  7. The14th

    Wow, a little full of ourselves are we? Making it sound like it was just TEST that ground out all those systems. Not like it was the combined effort of the largest power bloc currently in the game or anything. I still remember when you reached out for help to get into Fountain becuase big, bad IT was picking on you. I can't be the only one who seriously regrets helping you guys out. And even now, with massive numbers and a ton of space, you still can't get anything done without the Goons (even with your own "Honeybadger" coalition). Seriously, if you guys were so big and bad why did the steamroller stop when the Goons pulled out?

    July 30, 2012 at 6:21 am Reply
    1. derp2

      " you still can't get anything done without the Goons[…] if you guys were so big and bad why did the steamroller stop when the Goons pulled out?"

      Are you an idiot? What stopped? Taking the rest of Period Basis was delayed like a week because of diplomatic efforts to get them to just sell it to us to avoid more capital grinding. The only thing we don't control is about one system that will be taken within three days.

      July 30, 2012 at 8:19 am Reply
      1. alex

        he was talking about catch

        July 30, 2012 at 9:20 am Reply
    2. A close watchman

      Just gonna say that TEST didn't capture 3 regions alone for that I agree BUT we are still yet to see what happens, TEST leadership has said many times that they would like to be on the receiving end of an invasion and even have the possibility of losing, they believe and I agree that they can grow from that. Even f they don't get invaded they have a chance to do their own thing without the help of the CFC and just have their closest allies, who cares about anything else, if you had an alliance like that wouldn't you do the same?

      July 30, 2012 at 10:43 am Reply
    3. Tez

      I don't emphasize that we didn't do it alone because you'd have to be retarded to think we'd make that claim. Everyone in Eve knew there were around a dozen alliances involved on both sides in Delve.

      July 31, 2012 at 11:09 pm Reply
  8. Anonymouse

    Yep, large fleets of ships shooting lots of structures.

    July 30, 2012 at 6:41 am Reply
    1. Easterner

      At least it's a fairly accurate video of how 0.0 works a lot of the time.

      July 30, 2012 at 6:42 am Reply
  9. testie

    Tez Saurus best Saurus

    July 30, 2012 at 7:34 am Reply
  10. KITTENS

    TEST and their pets would be completely incapable of holding Nulli Secunda alone.

    I wont even mention PL or the rest of the CFC taking 3 regions for them.

    Situation is laughable.

    July 30, 2012 at 7:44 am Reply
    1. derp2

      " TEST and their pets would be completely incapable of holding Nulli Secunda alone. "

      Bro, TEST alone had a fleet of 407 dudes just last week. That's not included any allies. You really think Nulli Secunda alone could fight those numbers?

      July 30, 2012 at 8:14 am Reply
      1. alex

        yes

        July 30, 2012 at 9:21 am Reply
        1. A close watchman

          I do believe that Nulli Secunda could fight and and come out victorious and if that occurred who the f*** cares who wins in the end a fight like that would be a good fight.

          July 30, 2012 at 10:39 am Reply
      2. I just don't know

        Yes

        July 30, 2012 at 9:33 am Reply
        1. derp2

          lolk

          July 30, 2012 at 9:41 am Reply
          1. I just don't know

            I did not say that to belittle Test, I have a corp mate who spent time in Test and Test have balls, and I of course know others that were in Test. Nulli Secunda were very effective in Omist/Tenerifs, they kept coming back and did not back down. Progodlegend is a good FC, though he does blow his own trumpet a bit, but what you see in Nulli is a very good core group of PvP'rs.

            July 30, 2012 at 12:36 pm
          2. derp2

            So, if Nulli could hold off Test by themselves, why aren't they still in Period Basis and Delve instead of running away to lowsec faction warfare?

            July 30, 2012 at 5:37 pm
          3. The Observer

            Because it was Goonswarm, PL, and TEST as well as test pets like 99% (Now Tribal Band) as well as other CFC alliances.1200 to 1500 was the norm in 319 and 1DH for a while….

            July 30, 2012 at 6:07 pm
          4. derp2

            Except Nulli wasn't standing alone either were they? They had Red Alliance, -A-, Red.Overlord, Vera Cruz, Raiden., etc.

            Discounting that and assuming a pure Test v Nulli war, the ratio of being outnumbered would be the same, why would the results be different?

            July 30, 2012 at 8:23 pm
          5. The_Oracle86

            omg, go back to wow ffs. You do not have the brain cells for eve. "So, if Nulli could hold off Test by themselves, why aren't they still in Period Basis and Delve instead of running away to lowsec faction warfare?"

            I recall something called CFC, ummm yes thats it, the CFC. With their supers, always with their supers.

            August 9, 2012 at 2:21 am
      3. The_Oracle86

        actually yes they could and can. And would still win majority. TEST's elitism is well known around the new eden universe duh. And also quit talking your incompetent ass's up, go take on another alliance that you think is equal, alone without any cockholding coalitions and see how well yas go.

        July 30, 2012 at 11:56 am Reply
        1. Hench

          You are retarded if you think the average nulli member is better than the average test member. The only thing that matters, except for a few dictors, covops and bombers, are the FCs. And TEST has a lot more of them.

          July 30, 2012 at 1:07 pm Reply
          1. dani lizardov

            lol
            Test are the best! Keep up the good work!
            Fallow that anchor FC everywhere… and dont forget the press the F1 button :)

            July 30, 2012 at 1:11 pm
          2. Tez

            Sometimes I move my gun modules to F2 to shake things up a bit.

            July 30, 2012 at 1:39 pm
          3. 0.o Grunt

            awesome! just don't accidently launch the bomb!

            July 30, 2012 at 3:16 pm
          4. -a- guy

            I'd love to see you prove that without PL and/or CFC holding your hand.

            July 30, 2012 at 1:41 pm
          5. The_Oracle86

            I counter that good sir by saying you are the retard if you think the average test grunt is better then the average nulli grunt. Saying that you have more FC's…… i would certainly hope you would have more of everything considering your alliance has how many members????????

            Please stop stating the obvious you smarty pants, like i said the challenge is set, take on an alliance that you deem equal just by yourselves, no help from anyone. Not your broski goons or your honeys PL. NOONE! and we'll see just how good test's 7000 members are.

            August 9, 2012 at 2:17 am
      4. That guy

        Test is known for being retarded so yes

        July 30, 2012 at 8:55 pm Reply
        1. yeahderp

          you've obviously never fought an angry retard.

          July 31, 2012 at 12:06 am Reply
    2. Matalok

      > TEST and their pets would be completely incapable of holding Nulli Secunda alone.

      Guess they went off to FW land because it was the more difficult option? Should of just stayed in NPC and just snatch up the systems later on, right?

      July 30, 2012 at 10:38 am Reply
      1. acf_cadelanne

        Nah. We left cause your 8,000 man alliance batphoned PL and another 8,000 man alliance. Not a whole lot we can do against that, especially when our "allies" at the time, -A-, weren't worth anything but getting blown up in retarded Loki fleets

        July 31, 2012 at 12:16 am Reply
    3. Issklar

      Crap.
      TEST+PL fighting Nulli+Vera+HUN until they batphoned the SoCo, then the Honeybadgers batphones the CFC.

      July 30, 2012 at 12:23 pm Reply
      1. FA grunt

        Your a fucking idiot the CFC was on board from day one even goons joked about the invasion and said lets do it (they failed last time)

        July 30, 2012 at 8:53 pm Reply
        1. theCatman

          my bro, with just a low low easy payment of 4 bil, you can most likely rent a good system from us, perhaps the one that used to be yours, Dont believe your alliance mails bro, your kb isnt green… you didnt win because -A- didnt want that anyway, and test is now going to spread themselves thin trying to cover this much space…. we are over 7000 strong my bro— and KITTENS, did you listen to any -A- comms???? it usually starts with, " we are sooooo good, test sucks soo much, we are gonna rape this fle—–gtfo!! gtfo!! Im being jammed and webbed by a friendly!!! Bomber wing, target friendly fleet!!! Fire!!! Why do you all suck so fucking bad.. Its cool we didnt lose anything but small shit.." random -a- grunt says. " umm we lost 23 scimis!!!'

          July 30, 2012 at 9:48 pm Reply
          1. ...

            you forgot the part where the fc tells random -a- grunt to shut up or he'll be primaried.

            July 31, 2012 at 8:09 am
  11. Torulv

    nice vid…
    keep em comming 😀

    July 30, 2012 at 8:37 am Reply
  12. alex

    like flies on a shit

    July 30, 2012 at 9:14 am Reply
  13. I just don't know

    I am surprised that the CFC did not continue to roll into Catch, I expect it was because structure grinding was too much to take day after day after day. If the CFC are serious about killing -A- then they will refresh, let their grunts do their own stuff for a bit then roll into Catch.

    One thing is evident, -A- do not have any leadership ability, they are incapable of forming a grand coalition to stand up to the CFC. I would guess that Mittani knows this and wants to keep them fighting to be the leaders knowing how ineffectural they are.

    July 30, 2012 at 9:40 am Reply
    1. -A- grunt

      Because there is a big deep see between Querious and Catch (3 jumps at least) and whether u believe or not but taking Catch would have meant that at some point -A- drops with 100+ supers on their grinding caps – noone and not even Shadoo wanted that to happen…

      Fighting -A- on their side of the gap in their home would have meant losses they just didnt wanted.

      Shittani:"There is no win to gain in Catch"…and thats not because of the shitty space we have in Catch…

      July 30, 2012 at 12:43 pm Reply
      1. Cedarbridge

        -a- history seems to tell a different story there friend. How many times has -A- lost Catch now without a single "drop 100 supers on their [snip] caps" moment to note?

        July 31, 2012 at 7:11 am Reply
    2. -a- guy

      Black legion and nulli started hitting CFC tech moons back home, was a great excuse for them to move back home and not go through another boring grind in catch.

      Understandable tbh..

      July 30, 2012 at 1:43 pm Reply
  14. derp

    3 of the 4 shittiest regions. I'd like to see cfc take catch and say it was easy

    July 30, 2012 at 12:06 pm Reply
    1. derp2

      Delve, Period Basis, and Querious have become much more valuable when you take into account the alchemy changes to Technetium production. It's almost as if TEST was taking the regions as a hedge against tech changes.

      July 30, 2012 at 5:40 pm Reply
    2. Cedarbridge

      Wait, so if those are 3 of the 4 (not really sure what your metric is here) worst regions in EVE, why would they want to take Catch and complete the set? What's one more awful region?

      July 31, 2012 at 7:09 am Reply
  15. M1k3y

    @ 1:40 rainbow Avatars.

    July 30, 2012 at 1:15 pm Reply
  16. Pleasin' Yourself

    TEST alliance is pissing in the wind, because it gets them wet like nothing else. It is one of the many things they do to keep the game fresh or else they'd be pleasin' each other all day long.

    July 30, 2012 at 5:39 pm Reply
  17. -A- FC

    Grind grind grind.. yet another Testicles compilation of ships shooting structures… makes eve so sexy.. Especially when few of the ships (esp supers) seen in the above are in testies..

    So when you showing honeyfaggots doing 4:1 to win fights and killing little and dying if you come at 3:1 odds against -A- and friends? Maybe next time?

    Also wow… your logo is less goon now… makes all the difference! We really believe honeyfaggots is like a real coalition now.. (fucking CFC pets).

    Funny thing is the quality of your fleets improved since most of goons and FA went home, keep up the good work gonads.

    July 30, 2012 at 7:53 pm Reply
    1. theCatman

      you do realize your words are hollow succour to sov :0 keep typing bitch, test will be fucking slaves in the place you used to call home

      July 30, 2012 at 9:54 pm Reply
    2. Cedarbridge

      Though I doubt you are really a FC in -a-, your blatant rage here seems to give me hints that you just might be one. I wonder why you would be so upset at your opponents who sent you packing and less upset at yourself for not doing anything about it. Hell, I'd be even more upset at myself for wasting all this time being pissed off instead of learning something from this. Oh well, God is all-knowing -a- is not.

      July 31, 2012 at 7:04 am Reply
  18. I wander how long test will hold delve and querios caz reds still there and they not going now where they will stay in delve and they will rape test again and again..
    But the video is nice i must agree whit this

    July 30, 2012 at 10:53 pm Reply
  19. Marcus_McTavish

    Some people will complain that there were no ship fights in the Video, well…. there were not many in Delve.

    Test, in my eyes, has taken the kind of structure that Goons had, and built it into a more magnificent machine of carnage, propaganda and fun.

    Everyone complains how Test is shit, well, they dont really care about their K/D stats. History is not made by the losers, no matter how much they complain.

    July 31, 2012 at 6:48 pm Reply

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