“…So Mitten’s say Lokis are terrible…

…Because the person who doesn’t log into game can actually make judgements about ships”

“If he (The Mittani) was pretty good, he would be in TEST” <- QOTW right there"

TL;DR: The above lines were just recited by Makalu Zarya when a 150man fleet cynoed into UEXD-Z (Delve), as the fleet cynoed, Makalu – who was the FC in charge of a fairly large Loki-doctrine fleet was quickly overwhelmed by the non-stop ship spam from the Deklein Coalition (the 150man fleet was apparently the vanguard of the full 400+ DekCo fleet).

What follows might be one of the most hysterical reversals in recent Eve Online history, enjoy the video:


Video credit to the Fidelas Constans frapser.

I have to agree with Makalu to some extend, the Mittani is indeed wrong – the Lokis doctrine is pretty good ships… the thing is – no matter how good the doctrine is – if the FC doesn’t hold up and the grunts do not follow orders competently – which was the case with this engagement.

The FC for the DekCo side was Shadoo, with Vee serving as his subcap lieutenant.

In the end an hilarious taste of irony on how quickly you can bite your tongue in Eve.

Eve-Kill battle Summary

– R

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457 Comments

  1. CFC pilot

    Shadoo wasn't FC for the fleet that wiped out the lokis it was a guy from Razor

    July 3, 2012 at 4:17 pm Reply
    1. Random CFC Grunt

      Correct – his name – Xenermorph.

      July 3, 2012 at 4:34 pm Reply
      1. SpaceHobo

        it was Shadoo. Guess you were in that fleet that turned up near the end and got bombed

        July 3, 2012 at 4:43 pm Reply
        1. Random CFC Grunt

          Nope, I was in the fleet that came through the gate and raped those lokis (at that moment – occupied by Vee). Xenermorph.

          July 3, 2012 at 4:53 pm Reply
        2. Space Jam

          By bombed you mean watching your bombers release at 70km off bombing themselves from sheer incompetence.

          July 3, 2012 at 5:38 pm Reply
          1. 3Better
            July 3, 2012 at 6:09 pm
          2. Space Jam

            http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=13

            Yes you bombed a fleet 17 HOURS in advance of you Loki fleet getting shit on. You heard it here first folks -A- has the power to time travel and uses it to welp drake fleets so they don't lose more lokis

            July 3, 2012 at 8:08 pm
    2. _me

      Who cares? Even my cat FC'ing your blob could turn a 4:1 battle into a victory…

      July 4, 2012 at 3:48 pm Reply
  2. NullSecNoob

    Point of order, you know that if you fight the CFC in Delve they have 2-3k pilots there YOU WILL GET BLOBBED. Don't be surprised when you engage frig/drake fleet that minutes later a T3 BC sniper gang shows up to help. When you undock a carrier, don't be surprised when they alpha or DD that too. The CFC has tons of isk, and very soon the skies will darken with 2-3 Tengu fleets (400+-). Just how are you going to counter that? Make no mistake the CFC will love turning your fleets into so much space salvage but in the end you will lose SOV, pilots, ships, and isk.

    July 3, 2012 at 4:33 pm Reply
    1. Easterner

      I think people have already said this piece of propaganda 1000 times in this article.

      July 3, 2012 at 4:35 pm Reply
      1. Random CFC Grunt

        …all of this has happened before, and will happen again…

        July 3, 2012 at 9:07 pm Reply
  3. CFC

    At this point the objective is your space. You forming a fleet is just some extra LOLs. We is a coming !!!!!

    July 3, 2012 at 4:33 pm Reply
    1. POOT

      shit…anyone know where i can find a retard to english translator ?

      July 3, 2012 at 10:02 pm Reply
  4. Dude

    “If he (The Mittani) was pretty good, he would be in TEST” <- QOTW right there"

    I think that's a misquote. I hear it as
    "I think the FC is from test"
    "I hear he's pretty good"
    "If he was good, we wouldn't be in FC"

    July 3, 2012 at 4:42 pm Reply
    1. Null Dweller

      yea there talking bout dingo i believe

      July 3, 2012 at 6:16 pm Reply
  5. Random CFC Grunt

    Personal opinion on your glorious FC. Makalu is SHIT. He is about the same level of SHIT as DBRB. What I mean is that he shittalks all the time (like boat) does stupid things on fleets (like boat) and welps fleets on a regular basis (like boat). The difference is that boat realises that he's shit, he usually warns fleet members that they're going to lose their ships, while Makalu thinks he's the fucking allmighty GOD. Note to the AAA fellows who read this and find deep in their hearts that I'm right – try to join a CFC alliance – you will see how nicely cnd calmly fleets are lead (not boat's fleets though). Also, do you really get thrown out of your corp/alliance or getting a fine for WRITING STUFF IN LOCAL?! Now I may be old fashioned but FUCK! Getting penalized for writing in a fucking chat? AAA FTW! LOL!

    July 3, 2012 at 4:45 pm Reply
  6. kraz

    we dont want to fight fair stop crying we are here to take your shit and no when we take it you will not get it back not this time

    July 3, 2012 at 4:46 pm Reply
    1. Easterner

      You're a bit late on the bus for this one buddy.

      I think they've already given up anyway.

      July 3, 2012 at 4:48 pm Reply
  7. CptGreywolf

    'I have friendly ECM donres on me' —– You know its gna be good when your own side tries KM whoring on there own FC lol

    July 3, 2012 at 4:53 pm Reply
    1. -rzr- grunt

      So what about every single pl super that has died? every single one of them has another pl member on it to boost their kb stats

      July 3, 2012 at 6:15 pm Reply
      1. CptGreywolf

        I was merely amused by his outrage

        July 3, 2012 at 9:03 pm Reply
      2. Hench

        It's not "to boost their kb stats". It's to whore on their mails. Being on a titan km is nice, and funny if it's your friend's.

        July 4, 2012 at 6:14 am Reply
  8. skullair

    shit died i am happy =D

    July 3, 2012 at 5:04 pm Reply
  9. ODST

    Shit video. Props to SoCo for engaging that. Takes balls to do it, especially when you know you'll end up dying anyways.

    Its CFC, what do you guys expect? They can only blob, they have about 10 GOOD FCs in their entire coalition. The rest are just carebear morons they picked up while spamming Jita with scams.

    What it takes to annihilate CFC, is for everyone thats not blue to Goons, to blue everyone else, and just blob them every where. Throw up SBU's in every system in multiple Regions, and then just start blobbing. Take a page out of their book. It doesn't matter how good your FC is, or what ships your flying, its about the numbers.

    100 tengu's vs 500 drakes + support, Tengu's will kill 20 – 30, but in the end, most of the tengu's will die.

    July 3, 2012 at 5:07 pm Reply
    1. Scar

      Yep. But the problem is that the rest of Eve is too full of themselves to form any kind of stable relationship.

      July 3, 2012 at 5:41 pm Reply
      1. Bashiri

        Yup we are. That's why there are gonna be a ton of smug post and a lot of butt hurt posts.

        July 3, 2012 at 10:31 pm Reply
    2. Correction

      Blobbing is not all we can do, we just like it

      July 3, 2012 at 10:46 pm Reply
    3. Hench

      Please name these FCs. I will name the other 30.

      July 4, 2012 at 6:05 am Reply
    4. Gobias Some Coffee

      What part of fighting a losing fight and then crying and whining about blobs and how you're totally never taking any more fleets out again (until tomorrow) was -A- showing balls?

      You want an example of real balls? IRC. They'll fight whoever comes into their space with whatever they can muster, whether it's a winning battle or a losing battle, and if it's a losing battle, they'll keep coming at you with whatever they have until they have nothing left. THAT'S balls. -A- is the complete opposite of that – stack numbers, refuse to undock, piss and moan about blobs not being ~fair~, undock anyway, lose, and then cry even more. I can't imagine how awful it must be to have to fly under people with attitudes like that.

      July 4, 2012 at 6:09 am Reply
    5. FA grunt

      Everyone has pretty much blued with each other to take the CFC down, and yet they still fail by a huge amount.

      Throw SBUs up in all our systems and regions, we'll throw them up in yours. We currently run 3 Super fleets reffing everything. No one can take the CFC down at this current time.

      July 4, 2012 at 8:59 am Reply
      1. A Guy that plays Eve

        Sorry, who are FA?

        July 4, 2012 at 12:46 pm Reply
  10. Space troll

    Conferming -SHIT- thought they had eh GOD Squad and knew it could counter 400 blob. And though theey were invincible to powers of Shadoo.

    July 3, 2012 at 5:13 pm Reply
  11. Skill Yourself

    Great video till the vocal vomit at the end of it

    July 3, 2012 at 5:38 pm Reply
  12. ouch

    Damn, this looks like what happened to the poor Loki boys http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2QfQIeLmlg

    July 3, 2012 at 5:51 pm Reply
  13. herpaderp

    CFC will go down, it's just a matter of time.

    July 3, 2012 at 6:11 pm Reply
    1. Imigo

      The only question left is, on who?

      July 4, 2012 at 4:40 am Reply
  14. I Play With Class

    CFC simply cyno in 5 times the numbers on top of any roam to win. I would would rather be a good PvPer myself, wouldn't you? I really like Nulli for example, in normal roaming fights they would actively cap their fleets to ensure they didn't blob their enemy so they could have a good fight and win on skill. This seems like an obvious way to play to me but then there are a lot of people in EvE with less intelligence, who like to play a different way. Good for them.

    July 3, 2012 at 6:13 pm Reply
    1. A Clever Person

      Agreed.

      July 3, 2012 at 7:28 pm Reply
    2. High IQ

      Confirmed.

      July 3, 2012 at 7:41 pm Reply
    3. dasd

      aaaahahahahahaha, u mean to tell me, that nulli, intentionally will not take another 10-15 people because they don't wanna blob?

      pics or it didn't happen, sorry, it's just too impossible to belive.

      July 3, 2012 at 7:46 pm Reply
      1. S2N

        Errr….. standard Nulli procedure… If you are are bad at PvP that is your problem.

        July 3, 2012 at 8:03 pm Reply
      2. ROFL

        Sounds like a butthurt TEST pilot that got whomped by a smaller Nulli fleet :)

        July 3, 2012 at 10:29 pm Reply
    4. You play with fail

      When CFC goes out with 100 frigs or 50 drakes, Soco does it's damnedest to blob too. Let's just do away with this "we don't blob" shit. The truth is you /can't/ blob CFC when we form up for real. Have fun being a good pvp'er in NPC space

      July 3, 2012 at 10:15 pm Reply
    5. ipopnulliships

      anyone with half a brain knows you limit your fleet size to get fights. people run scared from large blobs 4-5 sytems out, but with only 10-15 guys you find more targets. I'm so sick of "noble nullI" everyone plays this game to fuck someone else. it's what makes it fun. grow some stones and just admit it.

      July 3, 2012 at 10:24 pm Reply
    6. Hench

      Nulli didn't cap fleets. That is an outrageous lie.

      Secondly, we are taking the regions. We have no current interest in goodfights, as they don't even try and defend the timers. Therefore we will just burn through it asap and get it over with. Good fights are for when you are not taking sov. Good fights are what we do the rest of the time, just like before -A- was called in.

      You should have seen some of the TEST vs FA fights a couple of months back!

      July 4, 2012 at 6:08 am Reply
  15. NewsFeed

    They were getting smashed on 319 station in BCs and called in the supers, DD'd a carrier and still lost the fight (65% in favor of SoCo) Later that night they dropped a super fleet on top of <50 Tornados. If its not 4:1 drakes…..drop the supers

    July 3, 2012 at 6:36 pm Reply
    1. derp2

      http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=13

      Totally 65 percent efficiency in favor of SoCo right?

      July 3, 2012 at 10:20 pm Reply
      1. Cedarbridge

        Primary the frigates guys! The more of them we kill the more we win~

        July 4, 2012 at 5:24 pm Reply
  16. Manks Girl

    "Oh well I welped a Loki fleet" although they now don't have the funds to reimburse said ships!

    -A- grab your coat, you're done!

    July 3, 2012 at 7:14 pm Reply
    1. hirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

      you seem to know alot about the -a- wallet, O wait you know nothing, -a- has pretty deep pockets, they might not be technetium rich but there frugal use of isk keeps them in the fight

      July 3, 2012 at 8:50 pm Reply
      1. NullSecHoBo

        It won't come down to money. It will come down to FC stupidity and cockiness. BoB sounded like this before they failed. NC sounded like this before they failed. (Manks, that should sound familiar). Now, -A- sounds the same.

        They shoulda never taken the MM leftovers =P They were good once.

        July 3, 2012 at 10:09 pm Reply
  17. blahhhh

    Goonswarm should name this campaign "The Matryoshka Incident". CFC and Honeybadger dock their cocks in SoCo's ass, SoCo docks up in station……

    July 3, 2012 at 8:04 pm Reply
    1. SoCo

      You are going to have to learn. You will fight when and where the SoCo tells you to, whether you like it or not.

      July 3, 2012 at 8:06 pm Reply
      1. blahhhh

        Are you serious? I don't know if I want to respond harshly to your comment and find out that I just picked on a retarded mongoloid child.

        July 3, 2012 at 8:11 pm Reply
        1. SoCo

          You are a bit thick aren't you?

          July 3, 2012 at 8:24 pm Reply
          1. blahhhh

            And long. But that is another discussion.

            It does not matter when and where SoCo wants to fight. It will burn.
            CFC will not tire of killing you. CFC will not tire of destroying your property. It will burn.
            They will not be leaving your regions empty when they leave. It will be filled with their allies, who (unlike your pets) will fight to keep it. And when you try to come back, CFC will come back. They will deny you your ISK, your territory, your freedom to move, and by attrition, your members.

            That is the difference between allies and pets/renters.

            In case you haven't noticed, CFC doesn't just shrug and walk away when their allies come under attack. Any -A- renter that hasn't contacted the new owners of Delve and Catch to setup payments and transfer SOV deserves his losses.

            July 3, 2012 at 9:00 pm
          2. Homie22

            LOL, CFC has the attention span of a 3 year old which is why this intense information warfare campaign is underway. Everyone in CFC knows every day this goes on decreases thier chances of winning in the long term.

            July 4, 2012 at 1:10 pm
      2. When and where

        WE will fight in Delve now, Querious and PB after that, then Catch last. YOU can fight before or after the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

        July 3, 2012 at 10:00 pm Reply
        1. SoCo

          You will do what you are told when you are told and how. Just like you are doing now.

          July 3, 2012 at 10:05 pm Reply
          1. Cedarbridge

            I'm afraid that trying to dictate terms to an overwhelming invasion force just makes you look like an idiot. Just sayin.

            July 4, 2012 at 8:42 am
          2. A Guy that plays Eve

            The SoCo have already dictated to you what you will be doing. As you appear to lack the ability to comprehend the situation, let me explain it to you.

            You will continue to grind SOV in your numbers because the SoCo wishes this to happen.
            You will continue to die in a fire and embarrass yourselves, forcing you to "hot drop" your capital fleet, time and time again. SoCo wants this to happen.
            You will continue to gain confidence and allow the feeling that you are invincible to grow, because SoCo wants you to.

            Once we are satisfied, you will be humiliated.

            Do not underestimate what is happening in Delve CFC grunt. This war has barely even begun.

            July 4, 2012 at 12:55 pm
          3. somedude

            so loosing 3 tech 3 fleets in a week is what the SoCo wants to happen?
            And prople say that goons are bad at eve…..

            July 4, 2012 at 1:02 pm
          4. blahhhh

            I love hearing these responses! It sounds so mysterious!

            What are they going to do to the silly Goons? I DON'T KNOW!!!

            Maybe after the Goons make them eat that one last dog turd, -A- will (fill in the blank).
            And then they'll be sorry!?!?!?!
            Of course that will mean even more beatings, so probably not.

            Take it from an ex -A- who's witnessed all of this twice before. -A- won't do shit but die and run.

            The Goons did not expect you to fight. Nobody did. YOU NEVER DO!
            That is the reason that the order was given to burn it all down. If they catch some of you on an undock in an NPC station or trying to jump your assets out, then gravy. But that is not why they came. Nobody looking for good fights goes to -A-. None to be had there.

            July 4, 2012 at 4:43 pm
  18. RIV IS BIASED

    Even win the CFC wins, Riv makes up excuses for the losers.

    Then turns around and claims he is not biased.

    FOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFO

    July 3, 2012 at 8:09 pm Reply
  19. -A- FC

    You are wrong it was originally 110 -a- vs 150 CFC and test but they wouldnt engage. I was in fleet during the fight, both sides got more reinforcements to make it 120 vs 450

    Maka took over someone else's fleet, made it into a loki 110 blob fleet to chase down a 50 man drake fleet with no logi (obvious bait) that then turned into 150 blob that kept running away until they had enough reinforcements.

    So after CFC fart about baiting like fags the initial fight went well, the inevitable cyno went up we jumped in to them (yes we had scouts in each system and even knew the cyno pilot in local and had eyes on the titan. We knew we where facing at least double, we had the balls to jump in and take the fight and we knew PL was in coms hence the shit talking) so we pulled range and the slaughter began.

    After maka got ec droned (probably by a spy maybe by a moron).. we started taking losses and the kills slowed down due to their 25+ scimis and the full blob joining up to lay down fire.

    So maka orders the killing of light tackle in preparation to get out now they had their 400+ full drake blob landed spamming missiles.

    So -a- cock ups, as you can hear in coms:
    First off we had about 10 logis, not clever for a t3 fleet of any size. and certainly not good for a 120 man fleet

    Second noone in their right mind fights a blob over twice their size, let alone jumps into them… right, that why goons and pets are here .. to not get fights? Isn't it? LOL.

    So maka, for whatever reason?.. fucks up.. he missed a sabre was still on top of us and fleet warped us, a fundamental fuck up as far FCing goes, as he warped out the logis (who where not bubbled) it was very funny and amused everyone in fleet especially Maka (wtf and lols in fleet chat).

    This because maka promptly dies in his massively overtanked t3 which is on everyone overview.. and is later asked how well it tanked.. not well without logi.. lol

    So Maka ordered the whole fleet to warp directly to the out gate despite knowing PL (always) have spies on coms and they ALWAYS bubble the out gate, this is a fundamental fuck up as far as FCing goes in any situation, where you need to GTFO but Maka was already dead and couldn't be arsed.

    In the end a good fight vs an unkillable blob ending in a funny whelp when Maka just screwed up twice, which he fully admitted to and does from time to time. He is pretty good at Diablo3 however and -a- are looking forward to him returning to it or maybe retruning to playing eve a bit more!

    Fun was had by all and a 'gudfite' had finally been had and won by CFC and pets.. even if it they wouldn't engage until it was 3 -1 in their favor, required us to jump into them and they needed a batphone on hand… oh and 2 fuck ups for them to achieve it. GF GF GF in local,

    Also -a- is defeated, Maka (who is our only FC and savour) has given up and won't fight again. We lost 1 fight in 20 and will now go home. We are completely unused to maka whelping t3 fleets on a weekly basis vs triple our numbers.. never done it before .. and we are going to disband and become a CFC pet because they are the greatest coalition in the game and have great pets like FA test and PL
    …honest..

    July 3, 2012 at 8:20 pm Reply
    1. TestPilotBestPilot

      If you are going to pick a fight with the guy across the street with your friends don't complain when his friends show up and are more numerous and bigger than yours. You guys kill me. We came down here for some good fights and you blob us to death with your friends. So we bring our friends down and you cry that we are dirty blobers. Here is some advice. If your alliance is not big enough even with friends to field enough backup to plus you up when fighting a coalition with over 13K or so members then don't pick a fight. I love how you all pick fights and preach about taking the west but you cant even undock wolololololo.

      July 3, 2012 at 10:12 pm Reply
    2. ROFL

      Of course TEST wouldn't engage when the numbers were equal, they suck at pvp :)

      July 3, 2012 at 10:31 pm Reply
      1. Hench

        :) Haha we are so bad haha :) :) xD :)

        Oops took another constellation :)

        July 4, 2012 at 5:48 am Reply
        1. Anon

          You will learn skilled players and sov holders are in no way synonymous.

          0.0 is just a numbers game. Period.

          July 4, 2012 at 10:31 am Reply
          1. Blackula

            You're getting your shit kicked in by a group of incompetent, sperging retards (<3) – sucks to be you bro 😀

            .

            July 4, 2012 at 11:05 am
      2. WeWinByNotFighting

        YES, but… Putting ECM drones on your FC? Having no scouts? Fleet warping your logies away when the rest of the fleet is under fire and in bubbles? Is this how -A-'s (elite pvp) looks like?

        July 4, 2012 at 9:56 am Reply
    3. lol

      Why would you engage almost equal numbers of drakes vs lokis. You guys always expect the ratio to be 1:1 even if it was titans vs noobships. -A- are fucking retarded and just mad that they will lose and have to go back to npc space.

      July 3, 2012 at 10:46 pm Reply
    4. Another Former NC

      I will not turn CFC pet, I prefer to play minecraft. LOL

      July 4, 2012 at 4:09 am Reply
    5. CFC grunt

      blabla ….. &sup2;CFC and pets" …. blablabla

      the funny thing is, you dont understand, why CFC is always highly motivated.
      i tell you a little secret, dont spread it:

      THERE IS NO CFC AND PETS, THERE IS ONLY CFC.

      No matter, what you say, the one thing, that makes Goons different from other coalition leaders, is that they understand, how important it is to have true allies. Maybe from an objective point of view some of our allies life on mediocre terms in CFC space, but the point is, none of them feels treated like a pet/renter, all of them feel respected.

      July 4, 2012 at 6:29 am Reply
    6. ROfL

      Weird how you knew exactly what the CFC was going to do and then were completely surprised when it actually happened. It is almost like the fear in Maka's voice wasn't there.

      July 4, 2012 at 4:00 pm Reply
  20. -a- guy

    thanks for that really annoying music at the end that nearly burst my ear drums

    July 3, 2012 at 8:41 pm Reply
  21. Someone

    Is it true that the CFC is going to give a big chunk of Delve back to Nulli after they take it just because they fought and they are starting to like them?

    July 3, 2012 at 9:08 pm Reply
    1. derp2

      rumors

      July 3, 2012 at 11:00 pm Reply
    2. Delves new resident

      Nulli are actually a pretty decent outfit. At least they'll undock because they actually want to fight us. Just unfortunate that they grew up on the wrong side of the street. They should move farther East and settle with Solar if there's no room for them in Delve after it gets burned down.

      July 3, 2012 at 11:45 pm Reply
      1. Huh

        Seems like nulli propaganda trying to switch sides so they can keep their space. Might be bad for for CFC, they have enough EN24 trolls as it is.

        July 4, 2012 at 2:09 am Reply
        1. Hench

          It's more like TEST propaganda. We don't mind nulli, when compared to -A- they are competent.

          July 4, 2012 at 5:56 am Reply
        2. asdwg

          Aslong as progodlegend is purged I would be fine if Nulli switched sides.

          July 5, 2012 at 3:06 am Reply
  22. Gunny

    Little advice for SoCo, your fighting in the wrong field. You take the fight to the enemies doorstep. Grow a brain.

    July 3, 2012 at 9:15 pm Reply
  23. Lykouleon

    Everyone but us is incompetent -> welps like an idiot -> we got blobbed.

    My god you're dumb.

    July 3, 2012 at 9:54 pm Reply
  24. CFC dude
    July 3, 2012 at 9:58 pm Reply
  25. Duh

    Dude no one cares. We are gonna kill you.

    July 3, 2012 at 9:59 pm Reply
    1. LOLs

      PL is useless. Losing a campaign against Nulli and calls in the blob (TEST) and megablob (GOONS). How far they have fallen.

      July 4, 2012 at 5:03 am Reply
      1. Gobias Some Coffee

        They're making publords caremad as hell. I'd say they're p. cool with that, no matter what.

        July 4, 2012 at 5:58 am Reply
  26. blahhhh

    Might want to check the killboards and sov changes before assigning the label "fail".

    July 3, 2012 at 10:00 pm Reply
  27. cfc

    History is written by the victors we dont care how many structures we have to grind.we ground through all of branch you r tards what makes you think w can't grind through delve and that we'll somehow get booed and leave?

    July 3, 2012 at 10:30 pm Reply
  28. Prediction

    Here's my tinfoil hat theory:
    Honeybadger Coalition (by the way, the "coalition" thing started recently, it is a sign of things to come) will keep sov in Delve, Querious and Period Basis and maybe Catch too, so Soco won't be getting it back without a lot of the aforementioned friends. After Test grows their new coalition and fills their new space amply, I'm thinking Honeybadger then gets reset to provide a timezone-friendly serious opponent to have good fights with CFC. If threatened by something external, we blue back up and curbstomp. Mittani did mention in State of the Goons that he was recently logging in to play with RvB, maybe it got him thinking….

    Oh and Soco, stfu about blobbing. Make more friends, get your buddies to log in, do something to get more numbers, or get owned–whining will not save you. We will blob the shit out of you until you are gone.

    July 3, 2012 at 10:35 pm Reply
  29. Bashiri

    It's kinda funny Shadoo said they will welp there loki fleet and be forced to change into bombers. Looks like that's gonna be very soon.

    July 3, 2012 at 10:42 pm Reply
  30. Makalu Zarya

    That's funny…I guess we didn't kill 1000 drakes last week…that is totally not news worthy I guess…Hey riverini…anytime you need to make headlines just give me a shout…i'll welp more T3s so that you can have more awesome goon propaganda and chestbeating about being able to kill someone with 4 to 1 odds….

    I also confirm that I'm incompetent

    July 3, 2012 at 10:55 pm Reply
    1. derp2

      So, what is the point of SoCo fighting the CFC?

      July 3, 2012 at 11:00 pm Reply
      1. Caustic Castration

        you have to give the drones a focus to hate otherwise it all starts to unravel.

        Any prolonged period of stasis and you will have another NC on your hands – a zombie white elephant led by 2 hollow alliances.

        Hate keeps the sunshine, blow jobs and masses happy

        July 3, 2012 at 11:47 pm Reply
    2. Sold

      1000 Drakes = 75B isk. 250 Lokis is 125B isk. ship toasting at its finest. SoCo damage control fail. See you in Querious.

      Occupy Delve!

      July 4, 2012 at 12:37 am Reply
      1. A Guy that plays Eve

        Erm, regarding -A- T3's. You guys do know that there is a neverending supply of these right? Just saying. Kinda makes the arguement invalid. Your ships get replaced, our ships get replaced. Just because it's a T3 hull doesn't really change anything.

        July 4, 2012 at 1:01 pm Reply
        1. SpaceHobo

          yeah good point because drakes are in much shorter supply…

          July 4, 2012 at 1:15 pm Reply
    3. Snuffle

      Confirming Riverini does nothing but post goon propaganda he loves goons.

      July 4, 2012 at 1:12 am Reply
    4. abc123

      In one way or another we all blob. Like above said party going around Catch/Providence with your Nyx and hot dropping anthing that moves and brag how big your toothpick dick is. But then one the the sheep you like to prey on gets smart and blob you, the tables are turned guess what you do? You go back to your wolf den and get your best buds to come back and try to rape the sheep that just bested you at your game. Now the wolfs is getting over run by the buffalo stampeed which you wolfs can't do a single thing about period. It the way of life.

      But Makalu Zarya – Quit whing like a little Bitch and stamping your feet when you get out blobbed. Whing in the forum about how much you killed or you dont get the fight you not only confirms what people say about you but show how childish you really are. The Blob is the blob. Learn to duck next time.

      July 4, 2012 at 2:45 pm Reply
  31. Hemmo Paskiainen

    Those comms are exacly the reson why i love Maka, if i quit eve hes getting 100b from me just because he is who he is

    July 3, 2012 at 11:20 pm Reply
  32. botters suck

    As a neutral party here's what i don't understand. CFC is larger then SOCO obviously, but not by a huge amount. So how come SOCO keeps complaining their fighting 4v1 odds??? The CFC is not even close to twice as big as SOCO so where are all the supposed elite pvp SOCO pilots??

    How can two groups of around equal size have such a large disparity in fleet participation?? Obviously the CFC has done a better job of motivating their pilots to join fleets then SOCO has.

    July 4, 2012 at 12:33 am Reply
    1. Hench

      It's really about the structure of said groups. -A- in particular. They have a strict hierarchical nature. They have CTAs, people threatened with kicks for not showing up. No talking in local. FC abusing people on comms. FCs generally being angry. No new players to calm the bittervets.

      Furthermore, while -A- is apparently happy to retreat to their shithole, their "allies" are now faced with losing their space, with minimal support.

      Thirdly, -A- are leading the "defence", and they are incredibly bad at large-scale anything. I probably wouldn't join soco fleets either.

      Meanwhile, newbie FCs are taking out their first CFC fleets, killing lokis, losing drakes, giving no fucks. They don't get kicked for welping. That way, we have a huge number of FCs to choose from, literally dozens per alliance. Soco have less than 5 FCs for large ops.

      July 4, 2012 at 6:02 am Reply
      1. vvv

        im just going to quote you on something you said before

        "That is an outrageous lie. "

        July 4, 2012 at 8:25 am Reply
        1. somedude

          Its actually not, but its quite amusing watching you cling desperatly to the idea that it is.

          July 4, 2012 at 1:09 pm Reply
        2. asdwg

          Dude I have been playing EVE for 3 months and I am part of the TEST FC group. I have the ability to, like everybody in TEST, to take out fleets, but as an added bonus i can get mine to be reimbursable. So if i welp it because i am a shit fc (which i currently am) nobody gives a fuck. They point out my mistakes and say good try, cant wait for your next fleet.

          July 5, 2012 at 3:02 am Reply
          1. Obvious

            Well then, let's have a pop quiz, shall we? Who pays for your welped fleet? You? No, tech moons pays for it.

            So, let's try another one – how many tech moons does the south hold?

            This really shouldn't need to be pointed out to people, especially those deigned with FC'hood. The reason the north allows its members to FC is because they can afford to, not because of some perceived ideological difference. It's a question of resources, not elitism.

            July 5, 2012 at 3:38 pm
          2. alphamale

            And that is why SoCo fail. Your post reeks of ignorance and projection bias. Over a year ago, when TEST's tech ressources were much lower (and tech's worth less), they were still letting anyone who felt like it FC, first some cheap fleet, then real doctrines.

            July 5, 2012 at 9:36 pm
      2. Scrublord

        I lived in the south for a long time, this is 100% true, which is unfortunate.

        July 4, 2012 at 12:18 pm Reply
      3. fuck goons

        60000 cfc VS 20000 soco at best 3:1. and soco has numerous fcs for large ops, cfc has limited numbers thats why they are training these new fcs…

        July 5, 2012 at 4:49 am Reply
      4. Allah Akbar

        3000 cfc & pets (PL) vs 700 SoCo lol when did they ever stand a chance when they are getting noob blobbed by all those retards & PL. ????

        July 6, 2012 at 12:33 am Reply
  33. Backdoor Man

    So maybe, just maybe, Maka will finally realize that those Loki's are shit. Seriously Maka, don't be just another stupid Russian, I think you have potential above that way of thinking.

    Yeah, Shadoo is correct, its something that we all discussed many times. AAA's only thing they can do is bomb the hell out of every fleet that the CFC and friends put up. I'm sure, as we grind away, there will be tons of losses. I personally have been buying tons and tons of fighter bombers because a good bomb run during our structure grinding and there will be many buyers at my over inflated prices. Got's to make a buck for myself somehow.

    So Maka, just so you get this straight. You try to engage us with any coventional fleet, you will just get blobbed and die. Get it? You need to figure out what you can do other than being a dumb-ass Russian. This is so one-sided that a lot of us actually feel bad for you guys now. Get in those bombers, use your Black Ops for bridging, cloaky hauler's for fuel and bombs. Although the end result is still the same where you will loose all your sov, at least you'll make this somewhat interesting if you follow my advice.

    July 4, 2012 at 12:49 am Reply
  34. RA is nearly done

    -A- its funny that CFC grab such a small win and try to turn it into something it isn't!
    Whats even more funny is the intel we were given by someone high up in our corporation. The intel was about an alliance called RA. the intel went something along the lines of RA is having some huge internal issues with their membership not wanting to pull their fingers out of their arses and join fleets or even defend systems or stations that are being attacked that they hold. (I am not sure they have actually even defended 1 single thing since the start of the war and it is a struggle to find them in any of the fleets that are involved in the big battles)

    Anyhow the intel also mentioned that they (RA) are losing corporations because their leadership is trying to force them to be more active in the current engagement. (Pick on 2 corporations but don't worry about the others even though the problem is with all the corporations in the alliance by the look of their activities, or lack thereof).
    So as unfortunate as it is I think the CFC may very well come out of this on top but not because they won it, it will be because the -A- side were depending on the likes of alliances that just didn't want to do anything but wanted to grab onto the rewards

    July 4, 2012 at 1:01 am Reply
    1. Delusional

      Dude, are you IN Delve right now? TONs of CFC blue fleets, titans and supers on 319 undock, mass Soco evac brotha…but don't worry we'll come to Querious and play. And of course CFC has nothing to do with Soco corps jumping ship…hope ya'll get your internal squabbles straight, we'd like nothing better than for all our reds to form up like we know they can and throw down. Putting 3500-4000 total in local for a fight would really be something. Soco grunts, tell your CEOs and FCs to get their shit together and cooperate to fight us.

      July 4, 2012 at 2:48 am Reply
      1. Easterner

        It seems like it's pretty much over already. There won't be any huge 3000 in local fights. Most wars don't work like that – it's usually a lot of hype and then it's a huge anti-climax.

        Usually the most fun wars are the ones that build up and escalate over time. This is more of the cfc just finishing off the last couple of major alliances opposing them.

        July 4, 2012 at 2:59 am Reply
      2. guest

        Why do you play this game? Your battle plan can be summarized as a 600 pound fattie sitting on someone and farting. Tech moon income has wiped out any initiative to be prudent about your losses.

        So no skill is involved.

        Fact is is anyone can join CFC. Anyone. Free PVP. Zero challenge. Zero accomplishment. Very pointless.

        July 4, 2012 at 3:17 am Reply
        1. Hench

          Because people want their video games to be as hard as possible, preferably like a job. Fun is for free time, work is for eve time.

          July 4, 2012 at 5:51 am Reply
  35. A suck

    HAHAHAHAHAHA OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNED. GOOD FUCKING JOB CFC. <3 my new bros.

    PS what an annoying, incompetent, delusional spergelord of an FC. lonely virgin space important wannabe.. cya later -A- … you wont be around much longer.

    July 4, 2012 at 1:40 am Reply
  36. heh

    generally pets aren't allowed their own tech moons.

    just saying.

    July 4, 2012 at 3:02 am Reply
  37. Imigo

    Ummm, wasn't it Shadoo who said Loki fleets were shit in the TEST Alliance meeting? How many fleets has Shadoo FC'd? Do you think Shadoo could make judgements about ships?

    July 4, 2012 at 3:38 am Reply
    1. skullair

      Its like when a doctor gives you pills to take and says u have to take em or you will die… and you walk away saying wtf dose he know…

      July 4, 2012 at 4:11 am Reply
    2. War Observer

      You mean Shadoo the loser. Dude that lost pretty much every war he got involved with during last year. He lost from goons and pets during invasion of Declan, he lost another war with goons and pets for Tenal, he lost war with Solar where he was working for XIX, he lost war war with -A- and he was lousing war with Nully so he call in Test to help . PL is even losing titans to FW people in low sec for fucks sake. No wonder they are reduced to goon pets, they are pail shadow of what they used to be.

      July 4, 2012 at 2:48 pm Reply
      1. ROfL

        This is an awful troll.

        July 4, 2012 at 3:45 pm Reply
      2. heyooooo

        THE INVASION OF DECLAN.

        July 4, 2012 at 8:09 pm Reply
      3. Imigo

        OK, cause that's exactly how it all happened.

        July 5, 2012 at 12:25 am Reply
    3. Small debate

      Very funny.

      July 4, 2012 at 5:15 pm Reply
  38. Pointofview

    I see alot of talk about "have fun sov grinding" No offense to those posting that rubbish they should bare in mind the amount of time it took the cfc to burn branch and tenal. When i think grind sov i think of back when the drf/nc war first started out to where it was a nausiating grind that was swinging back and forth for a while before pl and raiden got involved. The problem here is that the cfc are going to steam roll delve, querious and PB and there going to do it fast (just look at dotlan). So if you think that the cfc are going to get bored with grinding your sadly mistaken. The cfc really has nothing else better to do…

    July 4, 2012 at 4:17 am Reply
  39. Worker Bee

    Didn't want that region anyway?

    July 4, 2012 at 6:30 am Reply
  40. Worker Bee

    It's still not to late to apologize, maybe we'll let you keep a system…

    July 4, 2012 at 9:31 am Reply
    1. A Guy that plays Eve

      You will die in a fire and be upset about it while we, the SoCo, laugh at your demise. I look forward to drinking your tears.

      July 4, 2012 at 12:43 pm Reply
      1. Welp

        Wait, really? This guy……idiot. You do know SoCo is losing, right?

        July 4, 2012 at 12:51 pm Reply
  41. indy

    am i the only one who is sick and tired of people wining about bloobs? if you fc and you don't want to fight a bloob then go back to carebearing or stay docked and idunno… log off ( AAA fc is right in not undocking if he cannot afford to lose his fleet and be judged if he decides to undock and have a fight…

    i wish people stopped wining and adjusted to whatever the case is, if u travel 20 jumps to have a fight and the enemy stays docked, reinforce shit or go to find fights somwhere else, simples, and maybe next time arrange a scrap with the enemie's ceos and fcs, i have not logged into the game for few months but buthurt noob posts still annoy me when i read about wssup in eve.

    when xxdeath, whitenoise and redA and their coalition (forgot what they called themselves now) took over most of eve all of those noobs were winning about the size of their ships, AAA especially, oh no their cock is bigger my girlfriend likes them more, jeeez… how much more respect would AAA gain if they just did what they did without all the winnings? i expect +1s here

    July 4, 2012 at 10:03 am Reply
    1. Nipplechip

      what is a bloob? A large group of boobs? Give me more please :p

      July 4, 2012 at 11:44 am Reply
  42. GeorgeMarsh -A-

    https://a-killed.me/?a=kill_related&kll_id=74… = FAIR FIGHT, even numbers, slightly outnumbered, no hotdrop blobbing shit, and SoCo win! you can only win with 5:1… pathetic. Lets see eve news 24 talk about this or our boming run killing nearly 100 last night.

    July 4, 2012 at 10:27 am Reply
    1. A Guy that plays Eve

      George, the thing is, EVE News is biased. Everyone knows it. These CFC guys think that they've won after one battle and it's been reported as if the war has been won. Eve news won't report on a bombing fleet last night. Or when we annhiliated a drake fleet at which point the CFC dropped their capital fleet to dispatch our subcaps (without success). Eve News has a conflict of interest. Amiright?

      As a subnote, that Abbadon that you guys had "primaried" with your drake fleet and FAILED TO POP. Might be an idea to work on those missile skills CFC.

      July 4, 2012 at 12:42 pm Reply
      1. Welp

        Everyone knows Riverini hates CFC. Find a new excuse.

        July 4, 2012 at 12:56 pm Reply
      2. The Voice of Reason

        You mean that bombing run that took out 40 drakes while the SOV changed over to us? You do realize the whole point of a war where the numbers are "never ending" is decided on "territory" right?

        As such…you fuckers are getting your ass handed to you. I haven't heard of SoCo taking/holding onto 1 station since this war began.

        July 6, 2012 at 4:20 pm Reply
    2. SpaceHobo

      when -A- were fighting PL over in someone else's space that -A- had no business being in (RA I think), en24 was the biggest -A- circle jerk on the planet.

      If you want news reported; then do some writeups and submit them like everyone else. It's hardly the fault of the site creators if you have nothing to write about other than spinning a ship in station all day then whelping your fleet on the 319 undock when Makalu hits critical mass.

      July 4, 2012 at 1:18 pm Reply
    3. King CFC

      CFC is here to push your shit in and take your space. Who gives a shit about fair fights. Cry in your pillow harder, as we impact your colon all that more.

      July 6, 2012 at 6:14 pm Reply
  43. AlphaMale

    "I have to agree with Makalu to some extend, the Mittani is indeed wrong – the Lokis doctrine is pretty good ships… the thing is – no matter how good the doctrine is – if the FC doesn’t hold up and the grunts do not follow orders competently – which was the case with this engagement."
    I have to desagree there.
    -A- lokis are terribly bad. Look at http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=138
    At perfect skills, you end up with a 94k EHP ship doing…174 DPS, with a 2500 volley. While having a much smaller signatures than drakes (130), they also have a peak speed of 620m/s, which is about half of a perma-MWD drake. This fit cannot keep nor break range, isnt especially resilient, and, most of all, is completely harmless. And, of course, for almost 10 times the price of a drake.

    -A- is fucked because their standard fits are shit and their FC, as showed by this recording, are completely incompetent. When The Mitanni called -A- leadership was talking of Dunning-Kruger effect, I thought he was joking, but it clearly had some truth in it.

    July 4, 2012 at 4:04 pm Reply
    1. GeorgeMarsh -A-

      Did you apply bonus's to these stats your spewing out?

      July 4, 2012 at 5:57 pm Reply
      1. AlphaMale

        I didnt, but how does it matters? Unless you can double your speed, your damages and your tank with fleet boost, that doctrine remains slow, weak, and extremly expensive.

        July 4, 2012 at 7:06 pm Reply
        1. Imigo

          And it's not like drake fleets get boosts or anything too right?

          July 5, 2012 at 12:37 am Reply
  44. Propaghani

    https://a-killed.me/?a=kill_related&kll_id=74
    The actual reality of what's happening in delve, and even 1000 to 600 with supers -A- and co are winning fights.
    Enjoy the grind faggots we'll be taking it back as soon as your blobs leave.
    Report on that battle Riv you fuck stain, oh wait it's not on the NC side..

    July 4, 2012 at 11:13 pm Reply
    1. umad?

      NC has been gone for a while bro. OTEC and CFC are the new entities in the north. Also, you must be so 1337 to take an unguarded system. Please tell me more about how bad ass you are.

      July 4, 2012 at 11:59 pm Reply
      1. eryerty

        cfc is the new NC idiot

        July 5, 2012 at 9:58 am Reply
    2. CFC Grunt

      Nice KB bro, but not really accurate
      https://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_related&k

      Nice 21 Tengu losses WOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

      July 5, 2012 at 4:24 am Reply
    3. CFC Loves Wallpapers

      If we were to give up space back to anyone – it should be Wallpapers. They are the ones who are actually playing smart and giving a good fight back.

      July 6, 2012 at 6:22 pm Reply
  45. riv is fag

    ye u shity riviriny take an example from -a- they have balls to take fight outnembered agains cfc pubies, so stop licking mitens balls for isk for cfc propaganda on this ship page.

    July 6, 2012 at 11:51 am Reply
  46. o_O…

    February 23, 2013 at 1:53 pm Reply
  47. 0.0

    Yeah, you guys are adopting pretty well in those npc stations.

    July 3, 2012 at 9:52 pm Reply

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