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  1. David_Star


    Banana Phone: "Just turn it down will ya?"

    [youtube YQ4j-MBnLQo youtube]

    May 11, 2012 at 2:59 pm Reply
  2. who


    May 11, 2012 at 3:08 pm Reply
  3. slothen

    not bad

    May 11, 2012 at 3:18 pm Reply
  4. no i am not nulli

    this is old….. so fucking old….
    i mean come one its now the TEST Phone for PL :trollface:

    May 11, 2012 at 3:20 pm Reply
  5. SANTA

    "they are the best, they space the rest" HAHAHA what comedians.

    good one PL

    May 11, 2012 at 3:37 pm Reply
    1. SANTA

      lol i was laughing so much i meant to say "SPANK the rest"

      forgive me but this is comedic genius

      May 11, 2012 at 3:38 pm Reply
      1. Cunty

        You are a simpleton. Go gas yourself like a badger. People like you are responsible for Adam Sandler.

        Kind Regards, the C

        May 11, 2012 at 9:45 pm Reply
        1. Get a fucking job

          Dude just shut the fuck up already, you ignorant, pathetic piece of crap. Just piss the fuck off and die.

          May 12, 2012 at 3:01 am Reply
          1. Cunty

            I'm retired, far from ignorant, nor pathetic, and I've obviously hit a nerve. You, as an obvious Adam Sandler fan, can get the fuck out and kill yourself. I hate PL, this music is fucking awful and not funny. Don't call me DUDE either, faggot. Piece of crap? You are a fucking joke, cunt. FUCKING JOKE. You remind me of the little university cunts I used to break when they took part time jobs at my old work… hehehe


            May 12, 2012 at 3:50 am
          2. derp

            I sense that you have been touched by one of those afore mentioned university "friends" in a bad place. You know the drill by now I'm sure. Point on the doll where the university "friends" and PL have touched you.

            May 12, 2012 at 4:23 am
          3. Cunty

            I touched you in a bad place, see I clasped my hands around your back and drove my chin into your eye socket, the bristles of my beard blinding you as I drove you backwards and into the ground, where I continued twisting my chin until your orbital bone broke and your eyeball started to feel intense pressure.

            I have never fought PL. I just don't like them. Sorry about your eye

            May 12, 2012 at 12:03 pm
          4. Wilson Yu

            you mad bro?

            May 12, 2012 at 10:02 pm
          5. Cunty

            You ever had an original thought process bro? No? You a follower? Yeah bro?
            Take the rope… and do the world a favour. Hang yourself in your closet. DO IT!

            Fucking mad bro cunts thinking they are funny… Pathetic.

            May 12, 2012 at 10:59 pm
          6. You're retired, but you're obviously ignorant of the fact that "nor" cannot be used as you have done. Congratulations, you have trolled yourself into irrelevance. Additionally, you should probably learn the proper use of an ellipsis. Furthermore, this is fragment.

            May 12, 2012 at 5:10 am
          7. Cunty

            lolo I BLURT this shit outi n a hurry to annoy you retards,,

            You spend minutes reading it, then get angry, then spent more moments looking for something to reply in response..

            I WIN…

            You think I give a fuck about grammar? Whilst doing this?
            And WTF does being retired have to do with Grammar, success, intelligence or anything?
            I could have been a corporate brute who had his letters written by his bitches.

            Hint.. If you don't like what I have to say, don't read my posts.

            May 12, 2012 at 12:00 pm
          8. Stammerer

            you mad bro ?

            he seems mad..

            May 12, 2012 at 11:41 am
    2. Cunty


      DIE CUNT

      May 11, 2012 at 9:46 pm Reply
  6. My ears are bleeding

    Wtf did I just listen to?

    May 11, 2012 at 4:09 pm Reply
    1. Cunty

      Something that should light the cyno of pure hatred in your heart.. Go forth and kill. kill KILL!!!!!!

      May 11, 2012 at 9:47 pm Reply
  7. How about feature the songs we just made and sent as news tips and got ignored?

    May 11, 2012 at 4:09 pm Reply
    1. Emmer

      really… lol…. hahahaha, that is the worst

      May 11, 2012 at 6:55 pm Reply
    2. duhhhh

      Wow we need better singer and rappers… But that first one is EPIC win for the rhavin troll

      May 11, 2012 at 7:15 pm Reply
  8. M_D_

    It may be old but I still had a good chuckle

    May 11, 2012 at 4:12 pm Reply
  9. Jesus loves you

    Who is Pandemic Legion?

    May 11, 2012 at 4:13 pm Reply
  10. bob

    I wonder if their new masters know about this.

    May 11, 2012 at 4:19 pm Reply
    1. msnmsnsn

      Im sure goons know.

      May 11, 2012 at 4:32 pm Reply
      1. msnmsnsn

        that was bad… tbh

        May 11, 2012 at 4:33 pm Reply
  11. huuuuuuuue

    That was just as awful as the first time I heard it a long time ago.

    May 11, 2012 at 4:37 pm Reply
    1. Burn Jita Again

      My god that is stupid. Still brought a chuckle though.

      May 12, 2012 at 4:55 pm Reply
  12. i-win

    why the hell is the topic video when its audio … scammers

    May 11, 2012 at 5:03 pm Reply
    1. Jason

      What worse is that was release ages ago.

      May 11, 2012 at 7:11 pm Reply
  13. druid_cilnok

    ha ha, awesome. I like this. Thanks for bringing this to my life

    May 11, 2012 at 5:26 pm Reply
    1. Cunty

      Do you thank your cellmate for the rides on the baloney pony as well? Jesus you cunts are pathetic…
      "ooooo Thank you for shitting down my earholes!!"

      Regards, the Cunty one

      May 11, 2012 at 9:50 pm Reply
      1. druid_cilnok

        I dont particularly like PL, i am always on the other team. They generally drop titans and supers on subcap fights which is annoying as hell. But they are paid to win fights, so i am not a complete fucktard and understand they got to do, what they got to do.

        But this song has fuck all to do with that. Its a good song.

        May 12, 2012 at 7:56 am Reply
        1. Cunty

          yeah.. And what else you get into Gimpy?
          Its not funny or well recorded, its repetitive, banal, sloppily played, the guy can't sing and once again it's NOT FUNNY!

          Its like a fucking office joke gone too far..

          End yourselves if you enjoyed it, for you are without any hope of redemption.

          I can imagine the other dross you fill your lives with..


          May 12, 2012 at 11:54 am Reply
          1. homie

            PL put sand in his vaj… lots of it… then scrubbed it.. That shit must hurt! rough sandy vaj… Poor cunt(y).

            May 12, 2012 at 2:36 pm
          2. Cunty

            Yes they did… When they let MINTCHIP in. Fucking virgins lol

            May 12, 2012 at 11:09 pm
          3. Cunty

            Anyone who calls emselves Homie on the net needs a broomstick up the asshole.

            May 12, 2012 at 11:11 pm
      2. lulz

        I'm sensing someone was on the wrong side of a PL hot drop…it's ok bro you can isk up and build a new shiny toy after all it's only pixels, right?

        May 12, 2012 at 4:35 pm Reply
        1. Cunty

          lol… 'bro' benn playing eve since 2007.

          isk aint hard to hustle. And as IO sad, I've never been in a fight with PL, cos they dont have fights…

          Just don't see the fun in clumping together like lumps of shit laden kitty litter, waiting around all night to hotdrop on some gang who was looking for a GF.

          And back to the matter at hand, that song is rancid. If I liked PL I would still hate it.

          May 12, 2012 at 11:04 pm Reply
          1. Caustic Castration

            that implies turds have magnatism

            PL are the once hard now very flacid alliance which will just not flush

            oh and thats how fountain ended last time – rinse repeat ect…..

            May 12, 2012 at 11:44 pm
          2. Searsy

            Cubty your my hero I love you xxx

            May 14, 2012 at 8:36 pm
  14. syndicate-resident

    my ears have just been violated. I need an adult.

    May 11, 2012 at 5:26 pm Reply
  15. Somedude

    im not a fan of PL but i like it lol

    May 11, 2012 at 5:51 pm Reply
    1. Cunty


      May 11, 2012 at 9:53 pm Reply
  16. Pandemic Loosers

    Once appon a time people bat phoned PL.
    These days this song is now sung very much in the context of PL bat phoning for people to help them like Test.

    May 11, 2012 at 6:22 pm Reply
  17. Sometimes PL Victim

    Fantastic stuff! PL are the Pleasure in the Pain that is getting Pwnd

    May 11, 2012 at 6:37 pm Reply
    1. Cunty

      So how many times a week do you place the fist in your anus, on average?

      Just asking for a study I'm doing into just how pathetic a human being can be.

      Fucking masochist….. Go mow my lawn.

      the C man

      May 11, 2012 at 10:22 pm Reply
      1. Ding ding

        Hey sperglord, I think we got your point already, okay?

        May 12, 2012 at 8:50 am Reply
        1. Cunty

          I was just answering the peanut gallery…

          Some Ding Ding work in eve?

          Fuck no.

          Eat dick

          May 12, 2012 at 11:50 am Reply
  18. Carlos

    I dont know about you guys but i defenetly have heard the PL phone in the past in another video at least 1 year ago. Maybe someone can confirm it….

    May 11, 2012 at 7:23 pm Reply
  19. DangerosoDavo

    This song is old. Video is cool though

    May 11, 2012 at 7:44 pm Reply
  20. TESTDOT.

    Oh PL stupid shit like this makes me love you more.

    May 11, 2012 at 7:50 pm Reply
    1. Testing

      Yeh PL is stupid like shit but we love them being a meat shield for us :-)

      May 11, 2012 at 8:41 pm Reply
  21. BlueUpRCompetition

    Quite surprised (Mach's/Pests/Bubblers) didn't bat phone PL (other side of the map) when they mass logged in one the systems in Kalevala Expanse next door to LEM (42G-?). Hiding from Goons with similar numbers?

    There must be bat phones screams logs, we need more sc's.

    May 11, 2012 at 8:31 pm Reply
  22. droljica

    Just another PLastic shitt…. rejoice pl/goontards

    May 11, 2012 at 8:49 pm Reply
  23. Remember?


    May 11, 2012 at 8:56 pm Reply
  24. Test Man

    My corp leader say people are going to start leaving PL cos he talked to them and they are going to join my corp. My corp friends say PL member are mad with their alliance for no ratting. We have lots of ratting and I can teach them how to use Ravens and Drakes. I am really happy PL is joing us there is lots of things they can learn about EvE. Lot of people in my alliance say PL is bad at PvP and need us to do it for them but I think they are not so bad.They can even PvP almost as good as us.

    May 11, 2012 at 9:19 pm Reply
    1. Test Dude

      Dude you are making us sound stupid.

      May 11, 2012 at 10:09 pm Reply
      1. Cunty

        He was trolling and now if you AREN'T trolling then please jump on the TEST comms and announce that you are, OFFICIALLY STUPID.

        Oh the humanity!


        May 11, 2012 at 10:14 pm Reply
        1. Test Daddy

          Test Man is my bro so STUFU.

          May 11, 2012 at 10:31 pm Reply
          1. Cunty

            Did you say, Test Bro is your MAN? Well, I wouldn't want to get between a TEST DADDY and his Testies… Could get penetrated or some shit!

            So I guess I really have no choice but to STUFU. ( What does that mean?)
            Can someone please explain where to begin? I mean, its not gay or painful is it? My butt is off limits.

            The (slightly concerned) C

            May 11, 2012 at 10:36 pm
    2. Testing 123

      Six PL joined my corp today and left PL. Those dudes are falling apart.

      May 12, 2012 at 12:22 pm Reply
      1. Test

        Yeh lots of talk in Test of PL rebelling against their leaders cos they want to rat and mine.

        May 13, 2012 at 11:06 am Reply
  25. Cunty

    I hate cunts who think they are talented or funny (when they are neither) I also hate PL. So this was the biggest load of shit I have ever clicked on in this place. To the singer/songwriter… DON'T do that cunt, its fucking gay. To anyone who liked it, Get a fucking grip on reality you sad fucks….. It wasn't even a recognizable form of music… Was that suppose to be Jazz? Honky Tonk?? Just because southpark does great musical parody, every cunt with a mike built into his mac wants to make 'funny' songs….
    regards. C

    May 11, 2012 at 9:43 pm Reply
    1. Cunty

      Oh…….. and I and I almost forgot…… IF YOU ARE NOT IN TEST YOU ARE A CUNT!!!!!!!!!

      May 11, 2012 at 9:46 pm Reply
      1. your nuts

        Absolutely beautiful

        Grabs dick

        May 11, 2012 at 9:47 pm Reply
        1. candles.

          fap fap fap FAP FAP FAP!

          May 12, 2012 at 12:02 pm Reply
      2. Cunty

        AHEM.. I am now the proud owner of an IMPOSTER!! Test can suck a cock along with Goonies and PL….. TEST…… What, were the results POSITIVE??? ROFL.. AIDS CUNTS

        Kindest caresses,


        May 11, 2012 at 9:56 pm Reply
        1. Wilson Yu

          u mad bro?

          May 12, 2012 at 10:03 pm Reply
          1. Cunty

            Yu a bot bro?

            Fucking death is too good for yu, yu.

            May 12, 2012 at 11:31 pm
          2. Cunty

            This is the 3rd repetitive reply you have posted.

            Something that fits like:

            'I have no friends, please validate me.'
            'yEAH, mE TOO!!'
            'I am an inadequate male, please help me to feel some sense of masculinity and perhaps even project that illusion onto others.'

            This is the point where you try to claim I live in my moms basement.

            May 12, 2012 at 11:37 pm
    2. Cunty



      May 11, 2012 at 10:15 pm Reply
    3. Therapy Can Help

      …someone just lost his wife and kids to alcoholism… who shit in ur cereal today? You get curb stomped too many times by PL or something?

      May 12, 2012 at 1:29 am Reply
      1. Cuntilicious

        Nope, I just think they are faggots, hot dropping good fights, and they used to have MINTCHIP as a member/mascot.

        So fuck them and their unfunny funnies.

        and guess what? I'm a cunt everyday, nothing special about this fair morrow.

        May 12, 2012 at 2:41 am Reply
    4. Dum don

      Wowzers, this guy seems to be undergoing some serious spergatory.

      May 12, 2012 at 8:49 am Reply
      1. Cunty



        May 12, 2012 at 11:44 am Reply
    5. Uncle Earl

      Wow you mad bro…and a fucktard lolololol
      Remember….its down the highway, not across the road :)
      Thats a tip from your uncle Earl bitch.

      May 12, 2012 at 10:13 am Reply
      1. Cunty

        You can't decide between speaking like a teenager and speaking like a hillbilly.
        Either way, you can eat dick and die unkee earl…. Seedy sounding fuck

        I'll give ya a tip, hell I'll give you the whole damn katana.

        May 12, 2012 at 11:43 am Reply
        1. Caustic Castration

          Dear Cunty

          I like the cut of your jib

          Please do post some more



          May 12, 2012 at 11:51 am Reply
  26. nullsecnoob

    herpa derpa derp! LMAO

    May 11, 2012 at 9:52 pm Reply
  27. Silentskills

    Call me weird but I dig this tune

    May 11, 2012 at 11:44 pm Reply
  28. Ming


    May 12, 2012 at 12:40 am Reply
  29. derp

    This is an old fucking song, I guess PL can't make new cool songs so they have to reupload shit from 3 years ago.

    May 12, 2012 at 1:51 am Reply
  30. I thought it was funny and clever. Was laughing the entire time it was playing, in part because 98% of is false.

    May 12, 2012 at 2:04 am Reply
  31. WTF

    Bananic Legion PetPhone

    May 12, 2012 at 5:40 am Reply
  32. Bailian

    Terrible, im mad fuck PL all nigs Stop killing ratters popr nulli is soon dead fuck fuck fuck

    May 12, 2012 at 6:50 am Reply
    1. Grimm the TRUE!

      You must be Cunty's sister … Did Nulli kicked you from somewhere?

      May 12, 2012 at 9:11 am Reply
      1. Cunty

        Your sister said hi. And your Mum said your internet girlfriend left you for some WOW dude.

        They are here right now, call Carmen!!

        I OWN ALL OF YOU.

        Cept River cos he's cool and doesn't wipe my great POASTNIG!

        May 12, 2012 at 11:48 am Reply
  33. Nickers

    Was there a punchline or something?
    Not sure there was a point to this, other then a bad vocals scratching at the ear drums.
    (… not news worthy…)

    PL is broke due to the dude with the cash botting and getting caught.
    And now they are loosing thier moons left right and center.. lol!
    And loosing battle left and right now!

    May 12, 2012 at 7:01 am Reply
    1. Man bing

      Wat? Why u mad?

      I think this is real fun.

      May 12, 2012 at 8:42 am Reply
  34. Pretty good

    Great song. Well done, PL guy!

    May 12, 2012 at 8:57 am Reply
    1. Urziel99

      It was a parody made by Jimer Lins from Noir. Mercenary Group. It's an old song but still pretty funny.

      May 13, 2012 at 2:44 am Reply
  35. DECKardos

    Should have been included…

    May 12, 2012 at 11:21 am Reply
  36. Father Biff

    LOLZ! Amazing what talent this game brings together. Thanks guys, and keep em coming.

    May 12, 2012 at 12:07 pm Reply
  37. lowsec pikey

    This was probably true when the song was made. But PL has changed a bit since then and so have the batphones.

    May 12, 2012 at 12:42 pm Reply
  38. Thodoros

    Looks like none is giving contracts to PL and this is a good video for a propaganda to remind the other alliances that PL is still out there.

    May 12, 2012 at 1:26 pm Reply
    1. Pvpgone

      Well they have blued most of the 0.0 alliances, and resort to attacking small alliances whilst tagging along with Test. Accepting a contract would likely mean un-blueing someone, which they won't do. Being Goon pets and doing as they told for free in fear of losing their moons hardly makes em seem formidable. They are also less likely to be offered contracts as frankly, they are not considered good pvpers anymore. Being whipped by faction warfare alliances and struggling against Nulli is hardly the best promotion of leet pvp.

      May 13, 2012 at 5:32 am Reply
  39. Wirriam Bardwin

    Shit, EN24 has really gone downhill recently hasn't it!

    May 12, 2012 at 1:34 pm Reply
  40. NC. scrub

    so… this is shadoo's ringtone or something? HOW IS THIS NEWS?

    May 12, 2012 at 5:09 pm Reply
  41. justin bieberhotdrop

    at first it was justin bieber then rebeca black later hot problems and now ….PL

    May 12, 2012 at 5:13 pm Reply
  42. The_Panther

    an oldie but a goodie.

    May 12, 2012 at 6:16 pm Reply
  43. lolz

    The once mighty pvp centric elite PL Alliance now cursed by moon-goo (fat and lazy) and are like any other Alliance in a Cartel Coalition and bat phone for help or in a NIP with anyone who can threaten them.

    Don't times change hey.

    May 12, 2012 at 11:37 pm Reply
  44. Cunty

    Some of us only play eve because it is the best way to practice the tactics of Sun Tzu and Mushashi.

    We look upon most of you as pathetic children.

    May 13, 2012 at 12:04 am Reply
  45. aaa

    PL = Goons Bitch!

    May 13, 2012 at 2:13 am Reply
  46. Raiden. bitch

    Can i go buy new shoes now ?

    May 13, 2012 at 6:28 am Reply
  47. Some Dude

    It astounds me how many diptards here think PL had anything to do with this song. The two people who wrote it are from Noir, and made it to poke fun at PL.

    May 13, 2012 at 4:04 pm Reply
  48. wtf?

    This song has been out for years…

    May 14, 2012 at 1:54 pm Reply
  49. funny pl dudes

    hehe few days ago pl tech was in rf, so pl badphoned cfc and cry to them that they need help save thier tower, sice pl isk wan is baned is pl badphone offline.

    May 15, 2012 at 11:11 am Reply
  50. winvedicpest

    Very good !!!!!.

    February 23, 2013 at 9:03 am Reply

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