A DotBros Pwnership Experience in Cloud Ring
After a devastating reset by their cruel and unholy masters, the heroes of Black-Mark Alliance thought the jig was up. Facing insurmountable odds from a brutal unforgiving vengeful overlord, they did not think anyone would support them in their goal of “killing all their cynos.” Previously, top tier pet -FA- had rallied other co-conspirators and enacted a policy of retribution on the poor local politicians of Black-Mark. Stations, ihubs, and even POCOs had been reinforced by the combined forces of Goondom. It seemed like people’s alliance of Black-Mark would be smited like a blue buff from space with nothing but a hiccup of resistance.
Riding high on videos of Kate Upton doing the cat daddy dance, non-coward TZ DotBros were looking for something to do on this fateful evening. While playing games of League of Legends, we heard about Goondom top tier pets -FA- forming max mael minimal huginn gang and shooting structures. They were supposed to reform later but instead they cowarded out. I suppose this is better than their ‘lets shoot at structures with drakes’ gang that occured on the previous evening. Goondom citizens had no trouble shooting the multiple stations and other sov-related things apparently ignorant people feel this brings ‘content’ to their game. Now, we weren’t about to take the coward way out and surrender our LoL game so we waited.
Unfortunately and truly to our dismay, the top tier -FA- pets decided at our prime op time it was a good time to head home and dock it up. Instead, they let former BoB turned Goon Pets (EXE) take over.
The King in the North (Elo Knight) said We were direwolves among sheep and it was time for a slaughter. Our ‘W’ was maxed right away so we would hit their shield caps first and damage nearby dreads. Rock solid.
Like hungry wolves, we waited. Awestruck, our cyno pilot watched the Executive Outcomes and LAWN capital fleet as they attempted to deploy Sarin gas on the Black-Mark ihub akin to how Saddam Hussein used chemical weapons on the Kurdish town of Halabja in 1988. He was later hanged for this war crime. One could say they were caught between a rock and hard place.
Spurred on by the words of Kate Upton that we should “OK… Go.”, we dropped it like it was hot. Here is the result and the .gif that defines the prevaling attitude of the pilots involved.
Damage done (ISK): 27.61B – 27605.46M
Damage received (ISK): 0B – 0M
As an obligatory statement about the event, it should be noted that EVOL got their revenge on EXE for leaving them when the going got tough. Also, LadyScarlet’s tengu had so much mass that it got dragged into a bubble on the way home.
– Atticus
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NICE DANCING BLOND DUMB GIRL
The only worthy part of the post, IMO.
Sauce? never mind i got this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik-vkgCj3bM&
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&adjacent&… riverni we also accidently the whole FA dread fleet, please post an article about this.
I heard it was epically fun.
So sad I lost my carrier earlier in the day, I couldn't join in on the welp
I dont care what it takes get it done, or else…. These the next 2 reset victims?
RESET TEST!
ohwait….
GOONS ONLINE WHO GIVES A FOOK!
Wow, someone who writes worse than Riverini. In fact, I'd dare say you almost make him look good. Truly, that is an impressive feat.
Seriously, this battle report reads like a 16 year olds shitty attempt to make his video game seem all edgy and crap. Just stick to the fucking facts and what happened.
wololololololololol
Where are ur supers elite pvp? pussies
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&adjacent&… they are here bitch
Damn those goonie blobbers amirite?
Excutive outcomes have been executed :'(
nice piece of revenge
what the fuck are "top tier pets -FA-"? Since when have fatal ascension been "top tier"?
Since when have FA been pets? Last I checked they were what we would call an ally.
Dont kid yourself there pets.
Have their own space, their own moons, and don't pay rent. Yeah, they're totally on a collar.
stop kidding yourself. everyone in DekCo, except goons, are fucking pets. you do what you are told when you are told. if you had a back bone, like black mark did, you would be kicked out.
true story.
Without mittens (goons), FA (and most of the pet) would lose their sov in weeks. So yes they are pets.
Black mark thought they were equals too
lololol we saw how that worked out. bob slurped up the turf
Isn't that the same situation Black Legion is in? if they don't do as NCDOT says it'll be hit the road jack.
Difference is Black Legion can stand on its own. They just add a great mix together in the UStz to counter the blob of Dekco
This is true, it's been months since NCDOT won a fight that wasn't lead by BL.
NC. doesn't tell us to do shit. We work well together so we stick together. Feel free to discuss the matter with us face to face in K3JR-J.
you must be new, carry on.
That's odd, especially because a goon has never told me to do anything before.
Poastin is right. FA like the rest are pets of Goons. We got the notice to vacate CR or face the Coalition! This where the same people we fleeted with! What hurt Black-Mark the most was the Betrayal of cooperation's leaving for the backstabbing FA.
As for the other DekCo alliances you might be next. I just hope you so called Allies come to your aid in defense like you did not do for BLM when shit hit the fan!
FA has been a pet ever since thier alliance CEO was installed by GSF.
Killing 10 Non-Super Captials is newsworthy?
Wow man.. BlackCo (The Black Coalition) is really crying out to be relevant. Or is it just a slow news day?
Could someone rewrite this story in English?
fatal ascension Top Tier lmao, thanx for giving me best laugh of the day. +1
i agree, they are more like 5th tier pets.
Oh man ten capitals killed better tell rivi heard he is desperate for stories
um NCDot… do you need to lose another 3 titans until you shut up with the shit posts?
umm dekco faggot. its black legion. learn to read.
Your an awful reader.
Its so unprofessionally written… but START A DAMN BLOG!!!! I loved reading this, even if it was not shitting all over the "top-tier-pets".
and I thought I was gonna have to look up the video… god bless you
Came for the report, stayed for the gif…Atticus knows how to get the readers…
Came for an Attitcus BR. Delivered. Ps bob (exe) got what they deserved.
LadyScarlet fat jokes never get old.
So lemme get this straight… Black legion, who i once had alot of respect for due to there pvp prowess and small man engagement tactics (not to mention never blue anyone attitude) sold out to nc. and now licking there taint and have the ball sack to be naming people pets… How truely comical this game is XD
Ive personally seen Black Legion attack successfully every large coaltion and alliance in eve and now there buddy buddy with nc dot…. Do us all a favor and wipe your chin before undocking its embarassing 😛
U Mad?
lol keep em coming
With kugu down this is the only way I can capture enough tears to distill into the elixir Elo needs to survive.
Must.
Harvest.
Moar.
bitter much?
What POV meant to say was "I LIKE BRACK REGION MORE WHEN IM NOT BEING BLAPPED IN THEIR VIDEOS"
all this crap about black legion, nc. goons who cares i want more of the blonde!!!