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“Propaganda Sundays” highlights new and old alliance videos. Some null-sec alliance do some serious business montages, we’ll indulge ourselves with a heavy dose of internet spaceship awesomeness every Sunday and possibly inspire others to make their own.

Video: Test Alliance March/April 2012.

I had received this video yesterday, due to day to day issues I wasn’t able to post it. I must confess I have seen this video more than three times, in part for the awesome soundtrack and also in part because of the T-Rex Saiyan.


Loved it.

Note:

I want to note that the title “TEST March/April 2012” was not meant to imply that the only ships in this video are TEST ships, but more about where we were and what we did during these two months. We are part of a large coalition and hang out and go on fleets with lots of our internet spaceship buddies, it would be stupid of me to suggest all of the shots in the video are 100% TEST. It’s significantly more stupid of you to think we’d try and say that is the case.

People also seem to misunderstand the purpose of the videos I make for TEST. They are almost never for chestbeating, aside from ones that do it overtly (and those usually go overboard for shits and giggles). They can be for summarizing a timeline of events like this one is, something fun or silly like the pony-themed Lasers Are Magic, or just me being artsyfartsy like Breathe Eve. TEST isn’t too concerned about if the rest of Eve Online thinks they are cool, and I make videos because Eve is pretty and it’s fun to make them.

Anyway, since a lot of people seem to be making bold claims about the content of this video without knowing what they are talking about, I was bored and kind of curious myself, so I went through the video taking notes (the numbers are probably not exact but close enough)

OMG DRAKESDRAKESDRAKES
26 seconds of drakes

OMG CFC BLOBS ARE NOT TEST
39 seconds of CFC-wide capital fleets
25 seconds of 100% Test capital fleets (give or take, other Fountain allies were probably hanging with us too)
52 seconds of Test-majority/led fleets

POS SHOTS SNORRRRRE
Only 20 seconds of structure shooting but I guess I can understand if you assume shooting at something off-camera = must be a pos! It’s a pretty common Eve video technique to make the game look less boring; I was actually very happy with this video because it did not contain a lot structure shooting.

There are also 9 seconds of a terribly-rendered and choppy map pan that I got frustrated and gave up on, and two full seconds of MY WYVERN with Eliphal’s Nyx photobombing it :(

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101 Comments

  1. Test - Better than U

    Yeh we are soooo cool and you are all Nubes. Goons could learn a thing or 2 from us. Its really cool being in the most elite alliance in EvE and everyone else is just a wannabe copy cat :-)

    April 22, 2012 at 12:19 pm Reply
    1. The Observer

      confirming reddit is better than somethingaweful

      April 22, 2012 at 2:08 pm Reply
      1. Testing from Ohio

        Confirming I am better than you.

        April 22, 2012 at 8:33 pm Reply
    2. Capitan Zapato

      LMFAO, most elite alliance lmfao hahahahaha oh you guys are great comedians

      April 22, 2012 at 9:15 pm Reply
    3. Tez

      This is a pro bait post. I am impressed.

      April 23, 2012 at 12:54 am Reply
  2. Bocephus_Morgen

    Test Alliance Best Alliance

    April 22, 2012 at 12:21 pm Reply
    1. Testing 123

      We are much better then Goons. Confirmed.

      April 22, 2012 at 12:24 pm Reply
      1. The Best

        Goons are gay. Confirmed.

        April 22, 2012 at 12:28 pm Reply
        1. The Observer

          Goons are full of nubsauce. Confirmed

          April 22, 2012 at 2:09 pm Reply
          1. A curious friend

            Bocephus you and me brother, TSK forever, TEST FLEET BEST FLEET

            April 22, 2012 at 2:21 pm
    2. Carlos

      nagh, only if that was true. Infact everybody knows that TEST is full of teenagers with hormonal issues ^_^

      April 22, 2012 at 12:30 pm Reply
      1. Bocephus_Morgen

        Funny, I can only think of two hormonal teenagers in TEST.

        April 22, 2012 at 2:21 pm Reply
        1. Rascal

          Victyrael and MBt3rd?

          April 22, 2012 at 3:33 pm Reply
          1. TESTIE

            Don't forget SpiritKill

            April 23, 2012 at 2:29 am
          2. TESTIE

            He's just upset inside.

            April 23, 2012 at 2:30 am
        2. pedobear

          Spiritkill and killerchief. note that teens tend to use "kill" in their names

          April 23, 2012 at 6:38 am Reply
    3. Test.com

      Test sets the standard for PL and Goons to try and achieve.

      April 22, 2012 at 12:31 pm Reply
  3. plexforceone

    Test is the bees' knees.

    April 22, 2012 at 12:29 pm Reply
    1. The What?

      Some of us prefer to think of ourselves as the Goons Balls.

      April 22, 2012 at 12:40 pm Reply
      1. Caustic Castration

        should that not be singular?

        April 22, 2012 at 3:00 pm Reply
      2. goons sucks

        Ye goons sucks hard, they just bunch of retards shame we blue to em, but once we as test will take their space and errase those cock suckers goons from map

        best ali test ali

        April 23, 2012 at 9:14 am Reply
    2. EYEpoopD

      I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!!

      They can't stand without knees, OH I GEET IT!!!!

      April 22, 2012 at 9:01 pm Reply
  4. TEST

    Test Alliance 1337 Alliance

    April 22, 2012 at 12:40 pm Reply
  5. hippy

    Best Sov grinding video I've seen …..

    April 22, 2012 at 1:04 pm Reply
    1. Bocephus_Morgen

      There's an abortion in there too.

      April 22, 2012 at 5:09 pm Reply
      1. Mackinaw

        Hippy if you are in some other alliance please shut the Fu1k up. The comments on this page are reserved for your betters.

        April 22, 2012 at 5:13 pm Reply
        1. Jarlexly

          Thats not under your control noobies or shall i call you all testi-cals

          April 22, 2012 at 7:38 pm Reply
  6. Testies

    All the alliance in EvE seem unable to fight without us. When Goons were scared we showed them how to fight. When PL needs help they always call us for help when they are loosing. We are the best.

    April 22, 2012 at 1:31 pm Reply
    1. Caustic Castration

      do they both give you a reach around? seems only fair

      April 22, 2012 at 2:00 pm Reply
    2. Test Ellite

      Confirmed.

      April 22, 2012 at 2:33 pm Reply
    3. M1k3y

      Ohh is that why Goons doomsday their own rorq? oh wait…

      Sorry, i just found that killmail to be absolutely hillarious X)

      April 22, 2012 at 2:40 pm Reply
      1. You scrub, we scammed that stupid ex-raiden. bot miner pubbie out of his ship in a way only test is low enough to do.

        April 22, 2012 at 6:47 pm Reply
    4. fail

      and by help you mean a meat shield

      April 22, 2012 at 7:13 pm Reply
  7. zzz

    fuck you and your korean music

    April 22, 2012 at 1:43 pm Reply
    1. Rotcrotch

      korean recruitment?

      April 22, 2012 at 2:17 pm Reply
  8. Rainbow Dash

    Great vid, bit epilepsy inducing a times, but great nonetheless.

    April 22, 2012 at 1:55 pm Reply
    1. Tez

      About halfway through making the video that thought did occur to me, but I figured "fuck it" and rolled with it.

      April 23, 2012 at 1:02 am Reply
  9. Guest

    Best Outreach To Japanese Playerbase I've Seen So Far.

    April 22, 2012 at 2:37 pm Reply
    1. butte buckete

      except that song is korean

      April 22, 2012 at 3:02 pm Reply
      1. Absolute Wurst

        I liked.

        April 23, 2012 at 12:53 am Reply
      2. Tez

        SNSD is pretty big in Japan, too.

        April 23, 2012 at 1:52 am Reply
        1. Focus

          My kid tells me Shoshi is trash but I think they're cute…

          April 23, 2012 at 1:56 pm Reply
  10. nice

    Some pretty mad editing skills, great vid !

    April 22, 2012 at 2:55 pm Reply
    1. Testing

      Unless you are in Test please shut the F up. If you are not in my alliance your opinion is worthless.

      April 22, 2012 at 3:09 pm Reply
      1. testicle

        as a member of test, this is an accurate representation of our special group.

        April 22, 2012 at 3:22 pm Reply
  11. homie

    RESET TEST!!!

    April 22, 2012 at 3:16 pm Reply
    1. Shadoon't

      Bark Bark and FA

      April 22, 2012 at 9:01 pm Reply
  12. Rascal

    Fuck you Test. Y u make so cool videos but are so easily detestable? ;_;

    April 22, 2012 at 3:31 pm Reply
  13. out812

    So .. its a promo vid where they show some video of them in drakes shooting crap and then cut to huge capita/ supercap fleets that aren't even theirs ? :) Just cause your in a fleet with supers doesn't mean their yours …

    But please, any noobs join them. Test are fun as hell to farm on PVP outtings. Test alliance best KB padding alliance !

    April 22, 2012 at 4:20 pm Reply
    1. Test 123

      If we are so useless why does PL always come crying to us when they are loosing? Why does Goons need us to show them the way in all important fights?

      April 22, 2012 at 4:29 pm Reply
      1. dur dur dur

        Just the fact that you help goons and are in the cfc means you guys are pretty worthless. And as someone stated before, they call on you because you are a meat shield. Doesn't take much skill to get 300 more ppl than the other guy, target and press f1. Not saying you shouldn't do it, its part of the game, Just saying don't get cocky about it and brag about your non-existant "mad skills".

        April 22, 2012 at 7:34 pm Reply
        1. Testing from Ohio

          Er when test arrives Goons win. When PL cries test arrives. Do that math you idiot.

          April 22, 2012 at 7:53 pm Reply
          1. dur dur dur

            Yes as i said you can bring numbers to a fight, which helps to win. But bringing numbers does not raise ur ability to pilot ur ship. You guys help turn a tide just from ur numbers not from ur skill as pilots. Lol you really think test could take on any of the people goons and PL does by their lonesome? I think not. You sir, can go F*ck urself

            April 22, 2012 at 9:32 pm
      2. Jarlexly

        MEAT-SHİELD thats that simple :)

        April 22, 2012 at 7:40 pm Reply
      3. Lorren Canada

        You're fucking retarded and probably not in TEST either. Get out pubbie

        April 22, 2012 at 7:48 pm Reply
      4. Capitan Zapato

        I doubt PL ever came crying to you… If anything and the only reason they teamed up with is is because they needed numbers…. I bet your FC's don't eve lead the fights when you guys are with NC. or PL…. Just more meat for the grinder…

        April 22, 2012 at 9:18 pm Reply
      5. Test bro

        You're retarded and you should kill yourself

        April 22, 2012 at 9:47 pm Reply
        1. Scar

          Not funny . . . join the cultural revolution like a true bro.

          April 22, 2012 at 11:33 pm Reply
          1. cannot be unseen

            cultural revolution has nothing to do with his comment. If he said shit like arrow to the knee durr lemming… then yes. You too should (s)kill yourself

            April 22, 2012 at 11:40 pm
      6. Tez

        What the fuck is this post. So bad.

        April 23, 2012 at 12:53 am Reply
      7. Test Diplo

        It is true though, PL does always come crying when they are loosing we are Goons balls.

        April 23, 2012 at 5:17 pm Reply
    2. bagehi

      Not their supers? Oh really?

      April 22, 2012 at 7:45 pm Reply
    3. Tez

      Holy shit bro, learn to write properly before you start pretending you're internet tough.

      April 23, 2012 at 12:38 am Reply
  14. HereWeGo

    Fought test, and even though they are fuckards in local, they bring content (good or bad) and that imao is what eve's about.

    Those that think the video is shit, post yours, it's simple as that.

    Hate all things testies, but love the shit n giggles, so keep doing your thing.

    April 22, 2012 at 4:37 pm Reply
  15. +++

    Catchy song!

    April 22, 2012 at 4:49 pm Reply
  16. CFC

    Reset Test

    April 22, 2012 at 5:59 pm Reply
  17. AAAAAAh

    Did they seriously make video about drakes and PL supers? Jesus thats retarded to fuck and back.

    April 22, 2012 at 6:06 pm Reply
    1. Tez

      19 seconds of drakes in the video and no PL (supers or otherwise) at all. You're retarded.

      April 23, 2012 at 12:34 am Reply
  18. Nulli

    see u in delve fags

    April 22, 2012 at 6:12 pm Reply
  19. lawl

    test may suck at pvp, and great for killing, but someones gotta be the space turds

    April 22, 2012 at 6:28 pm Reply
  20. Toot Maimington

    this video is fucking boss

    April 22, 2012 at 6:55 pm Reply
  21. wow

    this is stupid its goons and test supers/caps and test claims it as their own

    April 22, 2012 at 7:16 pm Reply
    1. Lorren Canada

      We claimed them as our own? I didn't see that part, huh

      April 22, 2012 at 7:48 pm Reply
    2. Tez

      If that is what the title implies it wasn't intentional. It's simply a "this is what we've been up to" video so naturally it includes allied fleets because we have spaceship friends and do things with them.

      April 23, 2012 at 12:56 am Reply
  22. Cfc - scrubs

    It's a video of all of cfc caps/super caps. Any single alliance in cfc would get ass raped by some lowsec scrubs. They play to their only strengths which is numbers & some of their leadership,although leadership is easy enough in cfc,lie your pants off an the nubs will believe just about anything. Putty the fools as mr t says.

    April 22, 2012 at 7:58 pm Reply
    1. Tez

      It's actually split pretty evenly; the huge capital blobs are obviously CFC fleets but there's also a lot of footage from Fountain where it's about 90% TEST caps.

      April 23, 2012 at 12:37 am Reply
  23. Atticus

    TEST are the best alliance in Eve. They are honey badgers and literally give no fucks. Goons and other alliances should take notes and bow before them.

    April 22, 2012 at 8:11 pm Reply
  24. 13464337

    Aside from all the wannabe testies posting here, all I can say to the haters who continually call us bad:

    We literally don't try.

    April 22, 2012 at 8:24 pm Reply
  25. daniellsiata

    I can't stop watching the Intro. THAT T-REX.

    April 22, 2012 at 10:05 pm Reply
  26. Mr_Gr3y

    You can say what you want about their member's pvp skills, but they can make a decent promotional video.

    You guys suck in fleets though, seriously it's horrible.

    April 22, 2012 at 10:41 pm Reply
    1. -A- FC

      shooting towers and solo battleships with a blob… hard core pvp…

      April 22, 2012 at 11:00 pm Reply
      1. cannot be unseen

        Know what else is hardcore? Showing up north and being a complete joke for weeks then limping your retarded red headed stepchild ass home

        April 22, 2012 at 11:42 pm Reply
        1. Mr_Gr3y

          I swear every testy I fleet with is either a lemming, retard or spy.

          April 23, 2012 at 9:25 am Reply
        2. -A- FC

          Seem to remember heading up north.. killing a fuck load of retards in blobs then going home with too much loot.. Jokes on you?

          Shame NC. decided to throw in the towel -a- were never there to structure grind though and everyone knew it.. it was only a limited campaign but it created of epic amounts of retard slaughter. So many thanks for being the butt of the joke.

          April 23, 2012 at 7:39 pm Reply
  27. WanaB's

    WTF??? this cant be test. Where were the rifters.

    redo it with 1000 rifters then i will say gj

    April 23, 2012 at 12:04 am Reply
  28. cfcdude

    CANT YOU DUDES JUST ENJOY THE FUCKING GAME ?! YES EVE IS A FUCKING GAME WHATS WITH THE HATE MORONS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ENJOY THE FUCKING VIDEO .douches …

    April 23, 2012 at 12:39 am Reply
    1. Tez

      Real talk.

      April 23, 2012 at 12:53 am Reply
  29. -A- vet

    Actually feel sorry for Test, sad they think they actully matter in the grand scheme of things but long as they happy thats all that matters

    April 23, 2012 at 8:01 am Reply
    1. Mr_Gr3y

      > implying anyone actually matters in the grand scheme of things.

      April 23, 2012 at 9:21 am Reply
      1. Urziel99

        ^ Internet Spaceships, it matters……. to someone.

        April 23, 2012 at 9:44 am Reply
        1. dani lizardov

          Try Internet Space Structures, coz Test cant get the moving pixels part yet 😀

          April 23, 2012 at 10:51 am Reply
          1. Urziel99

            Their participation in the Tenal campaign tells me otherwise. And yes, I know for sure. I was there.

            April 23, 2012 at 8:10 pm
  30. Thodoros

    Absolutely Awesome Video, Testies!

    April 23, 2012 at 8:08 am Reply
  31. Wolfe

    all i could think of was this http://postimage.org/image/s27kslaz5/

    April 23, 2012 at 8:36 am Reply
  32. Quingar

    Nice video, Great music

    April 23, 2012 at 10:56 am Reply
  33. CareBearStares

    Confirmed TEST is cooler than Goons.
    Goons have become far too BoB-like these days.

    April 23, 2012 at 5:30 pm Reply
  34. Some Guy

    Video was pretty good. I also agree that the T-Rex Saiyan thing was amazing.

    April 23, 2012 at 8:04 pm Reply
  35. Aonus

    Well at least i can respect them for videos just not much else. thats gotta count for something right?

    April 23, 2012 at 9:21 pm Reply
  36. anal

    Awesome music? More like gay k-pop…

    April 23, 2012 at 11:36 pm Reply
  37. hirrrr

    this is a great vid, I love it

    April 24, 2012 at 12:06 am Reply
  38. Tez

    I'd tell you but I think people should learn to read video descriptions on Youtube, where this information resides 99% of the time.

    April 23, 2012 at 2:05 am Reply

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