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The Last Hulkageddon

Hulkageddon is a time-honored event in EvE.  Since 2009 Hulk Ganking has been a part of EvE’s culture, with 2 events in 2010, another in 2011 and this one, possibly the last in 2012.  CCP (Greyscale) is all about making life easy for carebears.  CCP (Greyscale) has battered gankers with constant nerfs over the last few years.  CONCORD gets faster, and more effective.  Players with GCC lose control of their warp drives and can’t board fresh ships limiting them to one attempted gank every 15 minutes.  This means that gankers have to constantly develop new tactics and improve their methodology, while the carebears pretty much enjoy a safer and safer experience.

Of course it hasn’t all gone the way of the ganked.  This year we have two new tools that should ensure some hilarity.  Tier 3 BCs and the upgraded dessies.  An untanked hulk can be ganked by a single Tornado, or 2-3 catalysts VERY easily.  Swarms of arty thrashers will likely make another appearance as well.  In 0.6 and below you should easily get too shots off (maybe in 0.7) and 5 thrashers will tear an untanked hulk to shreds.  An untanked mackinaw will go down even faster.  Heck even a tanked mackinaw in 0.5 is vulnerable.

Now seeing as gankers tend to be more community oriented when it comes to events like this, and we share information whereas most carebears will be ignorant of Hulkageddon even several days into the event, despite enormous amounts of advertising; even though CCP (Greyscale) continues to stack the deck against us we work to improve, and this Hulkageddon will likely be the most successful one yet.  Even with fewer ganks / pilot / hour, even with faster response times, even with all this crap, we will succeed.  That will drive the carebears mad.  Some will respond like I did when my carebearing was interrupted.  Learn to pew.  Some will ragequit.  MANY will forumwhine; and when those forum whines hit CCP Greyscale’s screen…

He does what it tells him to.

He will do something that will surprise everyone even though it should surprise no one.  He will come out with a devblog, or a forum post saying something along the lines of “Since SoniClover came up with the perfect solution to all your highsec PvP needs with wardecs we are going to remove the ability to shoot neutral ships in highsec.  I know you are all real excited about this new era of EvE.  Throw out some wardecs and try out the new system!  You’ll love it!  What are you doing with the torches and pitchforks?  Put me down nonoNoNoNONONONONOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo…….”

CCP has already moved a LONG way to protect it’s carebears.  There’s no reason to believe they wont continue this path.  In 2009 ganks were simple.  Even an utter PvP nub like me could gank a hulk solo in 0.6 space.  Let me suggest some things that hulk pilots could do to protect themselves during this event.

Team up.  Tank your ships, have a friend along in a scimitar providing remote reps.  A gank squad will involve 5-8 toons if they are using dessies.  I’ll make your hulks practically invincible with 5.

3 hulks, fit for tank.  Resists, extenders, all the basic stuff.  Look up the fits.  1 Orca providing leadership bonuses.  MOAR RESISTS!  A scimitar orbiting at 50km with 4 large reppers, ECCM a little bit of tank and reps permarunning on the other 4 ships.

But no.  That’s too hard.  It’s too much to expect people to make the attempt to defend themselves.  They should be able to expect complete safety sitting at 0 in an untanked, expensive, oft-targeted ship during the most heavily advertised event of the EvE year.  Let’s just make CONCORD insta-spawn everywhere, or better yet turn off the gankers’ guns.

So go out and enjoy Hulkageddon.  Really dig into it.  FRAPS it, gank as much as you can as often as you can as long as you can.  Because this is likely to be the last.  We can adapt as much as we want, but we can only do so much when the other side’s “adaptation” consists of whining to receptive Devs.

– Corelin

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  1. corelin

    Uh oh, another EvEnews 24 post. Time for the moderating whiskey.

    April 20, 2012 at 2:25 am Reply
    1. ROFL!

      April 20, 2012 at 2:28 am Reply
    2. Blame me? As soon as I read your post 30 minutes ago, I immediately sent off an evemail to Riverini and Bagehi stating my strong sentiment that these thoughts of yours need wider circulation. This is an excellent piece of writing and mirrors my own thoughts concerning Greyscale and the dumbing-down of highsec.

      Greyscale is a harsh super-carebear and he should be off designing stuff for Maple Story or its ilk.

      April 20, 2012 at 2:30 am Reply
      1. corelin

        Hehe thanks. I love how you have been flamed to death on standing. Who haven't you pissed off here comment wise?

        April 20, 2012 at 2:32 am Reply
        1. Mostly all the EVEUni nuthuggers who gave me the sweet negative rating. The majority of my early posts on EN24 were E-Uni related. I was at -100 at some point, but my winning personality and a few good comments have shuffled me up the totem somewhat.

          April 20, 2012 at 2:34 am Reply
          1. Dutchman

            The reason you are at -73 is not because people love EVEuni so much. It's because you can't seem to let go of the past. Your grudge against the uni is something few people can relate to, and though it's not a problem to have grudges, your constant posting about them makes people tired of you.

            You seem like an intelligent fella. I can only suggest you use your qualities on other matters and leave the past the past.

            April 20, 2012 at 2:46 am
          2. But CCP loves them to death, and I believe a lot of the carebearish changes to highsec are because of them (either directly or indirectly.)

            Their leadership are bad players and bad for the game (except for Darian Reymont.)

            April 20, 2012 at 3:31 am
          3. herp test derp

            do you get neg repped because your a scrub
            or because of e-uni ?

            April 20, 2012 at 4:52 am
          4. Dutchman

            Every day countless of new people try out EVE online. At some point they will become overwhelmed with information. Many of them will quit, because they can't cope with this. It takes a special kind of gamer to bite through this sour bit, the kind of gamer EVE is so renowned for.

            With the help of EVE-uni, though, even the less hardcore players manage to get a grip on the massive world of EVE, be it at a slower pace. This does two things:

            1) It creates more revenue for CCP
            2) It gives me more people to play with or to shoot at

            So ofcourse they have a special place in CCP's heart. Is that a bad thing though? I don't think so. They're not a regular corp just like any other in EVE.

            I think you are focussing to much on the negative side of EVE-uni that you forget to see the big picture. EVE-uni is good for the game.

            I don't know why you have such a problem with them (I hear it's because you got kicked), but unless you drop this tantrum people will look at you as "that whiny b*tch with a grudge".

            I say this all with the least intend to insult.

            April 20, 2012 at 5:52 am
          5. bagehi

            Honestly, it is roughly the same place CCP has for Test and Goons as well, both of which also pull in a large number of new players. Different types of players are drawn into different new player experiences.

            April 20, 2012 at 1:23 pm
          6. Silentskills

            I'm not in EVEUni, but i certainly enjoyed neg-repping at least two of your comments. To oblivion.

            April 20, 2012 at 3:45 am
          7. And yet, you've had no bearing on what or when I post. Funny that.

            April 20, 2012 at 3:53 am
          8. -I was at -100 at some point, but my winning personality and a few good comments have shuffled me up the totem somewhat.

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            You knew this was gonna happen.

            April 20, 2012 at 9:42 am
    3. Anonymous Shitposter

      But.. that kill you posted, doesn't it hurt your argument more than anything? You say in the golden days, it was easy even for a nub to it, to kill a 150m ship with a 30m ship anytime he wanted to? Given hulk pilots can not ALLWAS have their scimi firends with them.
      Do not get me wrong, i would never mine and am far more on the ganking side myself, but imho it should be at least a somehow even playground. I want ganking a miner to involve as much risk isk wise as the miner puts at stake involuntarily. And i want a savy miner to be able to do his thing properly and still be able to survive the attack of someone with way less player skill as himself.
      But even while you whine about how unfair eve has become towards you, you still put up examples over examples how it even today is easily possible to gank any miner without loosing too much isk. Afterall, your main complaint appears to be, that back in the days you could use a brutix while today you have to spend a few m more a Tier3?

      April 20, 2012 at 9:36 am Reply
  2. Hulkageddon is nothing. Jitageddon is something. See you there :)

    April 20, 2012 at 2:49 am Reply
    1. Silentskills

      can't wait to have me some goon blood.

      April 20, 2012 at 3:46 am Reply
      1. David_Star

        I've got my insta-locking rail sniper hac ready to kill all of those goon pods warping around to reship. All the TiDi they want to cause just makes them easier to target!

        April 20, 2012 at 5:17 am Reply
        1. SyndicateResident

          eagle? please tell me its an Eagle. I love that ugly stupid ship and no one else uses it but me :'(

          April 20, 2012 at 3:39 pm Reply
          1. Lugalbandak

            blaster eagles are awesome

            April 20, 2012 at 5:15 pm
          2. David_Star


            Eagle for the win.

            April 20, 2012 at 7:26 pm
  3. Baddies being Bad

    Terribads complaining about how hard life is ganking mining ships in hisec.

    Whats next? A missioner complaining about dying to rats?

    April 20, 2012 at 2:50 am Reply
    1. Glenn

      No, next the gankers complain that ship prices cost too much because there arent enough miners, and its CCP's fault.

      April 20, 2012 at 4:21 am Reply
      1. Xenos


        April 20, 2012 at 4:27 am Reply
      2. corelin

        Already written and set to publish in a month.

        April 20, 2012 at 4:30 am Reply
  4. Guest

    You fail at ganking if you can not take out a hulk with one catalysts or thrasher. If you want to find out, take a hulk and hang out in the belts in lonetrek. You will find out how a true ganker flies. Your tears sound like the care bears we shoot all day long. Has it gotten harder maybe, but it is easy for a person knowing what they are doing.

    April 20, 2012 at 2:52 am Reply
    1. Pielemieni

      This! Srsly, if you can't solo gank a Hulk in a Catalyst, you need to work on your gunnery skill.

      April 20, 2012 at 10:54 am Reply
      1. CareBearLover

        terrorists! get them SATO! (Space Alliance Treaty Organization) AKA Concord

        April 20, 2012 at 5:38 pm Reply
  5. What the fuck is this nonsense? Remote reps on a super tanker Hulk is not going to achieve anything. As a ganker you should know that.

    The rest of your writing looks like you are on the rags and have decided to vent your spleen at CCP just because the Sun is the wrong shade of yellow today.

    April 20, 2012 at 2:52 am Reply
    1. Imigo

      The Goon Ice Interdiction was paying out extra bounties for tanked ships. The point is that there are ways to mitigate the threat of suicide ganks.

      April 20, 2012 at 4:25 am Reply
  6. Qwerty4812

    this is like extrapolation. the slippery slope fallacy.. bad predictions.

    April 20, 2012 at 3:06 am Reply
    1. corelin

      This is hardly a long slippery slope prediction. Greyscale has consistently chopped away at anything that trips any criminal flag. Look how long it took him to realize he'd be lynched at the next fanfest in the "Crimewatch" thread. This is reading the writing on the wall.

      April 20, 2012 at 3:25 am Reply
      1. guest

        Greyscale is absolutely pro to the sandbox concept…

        …as long as he can dictate everything every player is allowed to do.

        April 20, 2012 at 4:02 am Reply
      2. Querious

        Fixing known exploits and broken game mechanics is apparently a bad thing? Demaning risk free pvp is just weak. As are your tears.

        April 20, 2012 at 5:28 am Reply
      3. bagehi

        To be fair, he knew the room had quite a few members of MOAR Tears, Goonswarm, etc. Most were receptive to what he had to say, though it may have been because new game mechanics inevitably means new loopholes to exploit. The group who nearly threw him out a window was the null sec roundtable.

        April 20, 2012 at 1:31 pm Reply
  7. Xenos

    i agree with u :) and i dont coz im a carebear , i fear the H-AG and i despise ganks of that sort coz the fatal flaw of the game is , that there is no way for miners to fight back .
    In my opinion the only correct way to go is to have another approach from the devs ,lets have some fights instead . Want to protect ur ship? Want to protect ur ice field ?
    Lets make fleets of barges … WOOT XD . , no but seriously . stop nerfing the sandbox , even if its a pain in the ass for me .

    April 20, 2012 at 3:36 am Reply
    1. That's like driving around an open-pit mine in a tank and blowing the shit out of dump trucks. Of course the dump trucks can't fight back … because they're fucking dump trucks. The open pit mine will need tanks of their own to protect against enemy tanks.

      April 20, 2012 at 3:43 am Reply
      1. Xenos

        As a spaceship , and not a dump truck , and that to be honest , we invest a lot of money for that ship , plus fitting .
        I think it follows a logic where we need simply more ways for us the defend what is called our own , we dont need to involve other corp members,tanks as u say. Defend it on ur own , like u want to kill on ur own for the KM and for the prize money .
        Im not calling for a boost in tank , but make it more enjoyable as a game,for every one and not only for a few , sounds fair to me . And only then it is garantueed that ganks will survive and tears still will be there , and less complains and less nerf plans from the devs .

        April 20, 2012 at 3:54 am Reply
        1. You either want to play a game that reflects reality to some small degree … or you want a single cookie-cutter ship that can everything.

          April 20, 2012 at 4:20 am Reply
          1. Xenos

            i choose number 1 XD

            April 20, 2012 at 4:25 am
          2. bagehi

            Mining in a titan, you mean?

            April 20, 2012 at 1:32 pm
          3. I just don't know

            I want the Hulk to have 10,000 EHP structure, that will do me.

            April 20, 2012 at 1:50 pm
          4. CareBearStares

            It's true. So.. why do I always hear grief from the griefers that they aren't able to freely shoot random ships in empire space?

            Wouldn't a 'realistic' set up prevent you from making an alternate to allow you to get away with empire ganks with minimal consequence? Or for that matter wouldn't it be realistic that a pilot who has a history be barred entry into certain NPC corps (depending on the region of space where they commit the ganks)? Or… in the instance of the comming Jita Interdiction by CFC, wouldn't the Caldari Empire wardec the CFC?

            Employing meta loop-holes does not allow room for an arguement that carebears don't want a realisitic sandbox.

            April 20, 2012 at 3:24 pm
          5. Xenos

            +100 :p

            April 20, 2012 at 4:16 pm
          6. hurr

            Inb4 ps makes himself look even stupider…what? Damnit, too slow.

            April 20, 2012 at 6:27 pm
      2. The14th

        The problem with that logic is typically gaurd ships really can't do anything to stop a suicide gank.

        April 20, 2012 at 6:37 pm Reply
        1. CareBearStares

          The current mechanics of High Security Space absolutely favor the agressor.

          April 20, 2012 at 6:40 pm Reply
    2. Lugalbandak

      yeah , miners can perfectly work together and not being gank at all , if you want lazy i watch a movie and do my girls while im lasering at the belts , i say fuck you and you deserve to die , eve must not be safe also in high. I think the nerf on the tier3 for escaping conocord was a good thing tho , but i hope eve stays a game where its possible to kamikaze & scam the hell out of ppl.

      April 20, 2012 at 5:11 pm Reply
  8. unrepentant carebear

    Suicide ganking is barely even PvP. Your target is slow, harmless, and has the tank of a wet sheet of Kleenex. It can't fight back. It can't escape. There is no risk involved–you've already written that ship off as lost, so the worst thing that can happen is that you…. don't…. kill your target in time. All your target can do is pray that three bars of health don't turn red before CONCORD shows up.

    Hey, what does that sound like? Yup. Suicide ganking is the "pirate" version of mishing.

    April 20, 2012 at 3:52 am Reply
    1. "The worst thing that can happen is that you…. don't…. kill your target in time."

      So there is risk involved. Hmm.

      April 20, 2012 at 3:55 am Reply
      1. bagehi

        There really is. You waste a whole bunch of isk if you lose your ships and the target warps off in structure. That sucks in any part of the game, let alone suicide ganking.

        April 20, 2012 at 1:16 pm Reply
    2. Just A DooD

      apparently you've never witnessed a battle hulk. I fully intend to put my PVP skills to the test and fly a hulk during hulkageddon to see if i can bait some retarded dessie or BC to come at me.

      April 20, 2012 at 4:56 am Reply
      1. As a pilot of the mighty battle Hulk, I wish you luck with this. I honestly can't see this working properly however; Battle Hulks are best used against small targets who have can flipped you. Gankers are trying to kill you in seconds, the best you could hope to achieve is to whore onto a killmail before CONCORDOKEN.

        April 20, 2012 at 9:47 am Reply
      2. M1k3y

        Huge difference between a MINING hulk and a BATTLE hulk.

        One intends to make isk one intends to give people the surprise of their life

        April 20, 2012 at 11:02 am Reply
  9. Dylanous Croft

    These events that tip the balance in highsec where Hulks will die in the hundreds, perhaps even the thousands will make some people very rich. Smart people will have prepared stockpiles by now.

    I do however find it hard to understand why there is so much complaining from both sides of the issue. You want to mine and not risk getting ganked by someone bending the rules, move to 0.0. You want to shoot hulks with impunity, move to 0.0. In short, if you don't like CCP's rules, move your lazy arse to 0.0.

    With mineral prices like they are and where they will likely go in the near future, due to the drone and T1 loot changes, do you really think pilots in Hulks will be a rare thing in belts and gravs?

    April 20, 2012 at 4:18 am Reply
    1. bagehi

      Most people are resistant to change.

      April 20, 2012 at 1:34 pm Reply
  10. Fool

    Speaking of fallacies, this one is called an Ad Hominem.

    April 20, 2012 at 4:24 am Reply
    1. zzz

      in other words, your a faggot

      April 20, 2012 at 3:02 pm Reply
      1. zzz

        you're a faggot, if you gonna be a fag about a grammar

        April 20, 2012 at 3:03 pm Reply
        1. Jesus you're stupid

          April 20, 2012 at 4:47 pm Reply
  11. sYnc Vir

    Love Ganker tears. Complaining about fixes to loop holes because you're not smart enough to work within the system, makes me smile.

    The fact is, CCP has made ganking so easy that even idiots can pull it off. It becomes alittle harder and the fail bunny kills cry about it. A proper ganker will spend a hour testing the system, then continue ganking because they found a way.

    I hope they give the hulk 2 more mids, and enough CPU for a LSE II, just to read another whine post by someone clearly shit at the easiest thing in Eve, killing a miner.

    April 20, 2012 at 6:42 am Reply
    1. sYnc Vir

      I of course meant more powergrid as well, shock how little a hulk has.

      April 20, 2012 at 2:36 pm Reply
  12. Widdershins

    I think it is far more likely that Eve will finally get a mining ship, or set of mining ships, with decent tanks. I've been quietly expecting a major boost to Exhumer EHP for a long time now; it's as needed in nullsec as it is in gank-happy hisec.

    April 20, 2012 at 7:00 am Reply
  13. T-Man

    I thought this might be an interesting article until I realised it was just a ganker crying about how he can't adapt.

    April 20, 2012 at 7:11 am Reply
    1. U sir, are an idiot

      The whole article is about how gankers have adapted. r-tard

      April 20, 2012 at 8:09 am Reply
    2. Artaban

      yeah, and they forgot whine about increasing prices of minerals :)))

      April 20, 2012 at 11:55 am Reply
  14. Shattershark

    "3 hulks, fit for tank. Resists, extenders, all the basic stuff. Look up the fits. 1 Orca providing leadership bonuses. MOAR RESISTS! A scimitar orbiting at 50km with 4 large reppers, ECCM a little bit of tank and reps permarunning on the other 4 ships."

    Orca – 745mil
    Mining foreman mindlink – 950mil
    Scimitar – 170mil
    3x Hulk – 855mil
    assume that fit and mining implants won't go over 150mil, add one more character to do the hauling
    Bottom line: 2.87bil isk, six accounts

    What do I get for this? Well, at an ideal rate with all skills at 5 and perfect refining, in 0.5 it will be 30mil/hour per hour per Hulk. Realistic figure – 20-25 mil per hour per Hulk. That's 60-75mil/hour total, not counting time to haul and sell minerals.

    Still looks like a decent income? Then you forgot that you're using six accounts (three hulks, one Orca, one logi, one hauler). That lowers income to measly 10-13mil per hour per account of not-so-afk-mining, risking 300mil Hulks and having spent nearly 3bil on this whole setup. With all goddamn skills at 5.

    "But no. That’s too hard. It’s too much to expect people to make the attempt to defend themselves"

    Bigger balls or working brain, what would you choose? Rational choice so far – screw that, I'm going to run more missions or sit on a stack of tier 3 battleships and wait for them to reach 350mil p/u.

    Also, gankbear tears – best tears.

    April 20, 2012 at 7:50 am Reply
    1. Foley

      Hey, be happy SOMEONE mines. Besides, they are probably all bots 😛

      April 20, 2012 at 6:15 pm Reply
    2. hurr

      I agree. I am all for ganking hulks but the ops logic is that of a teary eyed 12 year old that got his teddy taken away. "htfu, spend 3 bil on ur mining setup and bring a logi so we can laugh when we alpha right through your reps." Seriously? You are retarded.

      April 20, 2012 at 6:22 pm Reply
    3. Anonymouse

      Finally, someone who gets it….

      April 21, 2012 at 5:12 am Reply
    4. BillyBob

      Quit crying and make some friends.

      April 21, 2012 at 4:34 pm Reply
  15. Taz

    Whlie I understand that ORE ships are industrials and therefore are nothing more than baits.

    I have to see a RL engineer who doesn't realize and redesign the stuff he is about to unleash to the work for the harshness of the environment.

    Armoured personal carriers come into my mind..

    April 20, 2012 at 8:11 am Reply
    1. Xenos

      i so agree with u , every investement of that sort that is about to be released in a harsh environment , should be able to defend itself , its just pure and simple logic .

      April 20, 2012 at 3:04 pm Reply
  16. Focus

    Ganking miners in hisec is pathetic and the whole story is pretty sad. Unless you are doing large scale interdictions this cannot be of any strategic importance and you are just looking for easy but useless kills. Why would you spend your time on that? So if you'd be on a RL battlefield you would go and shoot some neutral farmers? Very brave but the loot is largely useless… Stop the BS and go get some real/important fights in low or nullsec and if people want to be mindless miners (sorry for the tautology) that should not be your concern.

    April 20, 2012 at 8:22 am Reply
  17. Haterzgonnahate

    I read the first paragraph of this article as ganker tears. Having drunk my fill, I gave up on the rest. If CCP hates gankers so much please explain the Tornado and the Oracle…

    April 20, 2012 at 9:31 am Reply
  18. TrollofTrolls

    "You whine like a mule, but your still alive, STOP WHINING".

    honestly miners whine
    gankers whine

    if you can't take out a hulk with a catalsyst why not try it with a Tornado 😉
    if thoes Battleship guns can't blast a hulk to smitherin i don't know what does.

    and if losing a ship for 80M is to mutch (counting high) then perhaps killing a ship for 350M is not in your grasp.

    sorry but i don't buy your crocodile tears.

    April 20, 2012 at 10:26 am Reply
  19. M1k3y

    Make the ganker's guns stop working? THEN USE 1400MM NADOS

    And CCP will never make locking neutrals in high sec impossible, there would be too much blowback.

    There will always be a work around to CCP's anti ganking meathods, so stop whining and figure them out!

    Also, just going to throw in here that I support a new more heavily tanked mining barge for 0.0, due to the fact that "defend[ing] your mining ops!" isnt possible when the mining fit hulk will have about 10k EHP

    April 20, 2012 at 11:05 am Reply
    1. bagehi

      I would stop playing if I couldn't gank people in high sec from time to time. A sandbox is as much about building sand castles as kicking them down.

      April 20, 2012 at 1:14 pm Reply
      1. I just don't know

        I think it is an issue that it is so damn easy, I don't blow up Exhumers or Mining Barges, no challenge at all, its like clubbing baby seals to death.

        April 20, 2012 at 1:56 pm Reply
      2. wot ever

        plz do it bagehi, we tired of your BS comentaries and BS existence on eve….btw can i have your stuff?

        April 20, 2012 at 5:13 pm Reply
        1. bagehi

          No, this is CCP, 18 months later, they'd fix it.

          April 20, 2012 at 5:49 pm Reply
        2. DarthNefarius

          Please don't leave bag's… but if you do gimme your stuff because I wuz nicer then wot ever :p

          April 20, 2012 at 6:13 pm Reply
  20. Naluh

    Whine much?

    April 20, 2012 at 11:43 am Reply
  21. Vic20

    You are one sad person, you bitch at carebears for not playing by the rules "risk vs reward" fit tank over efficiency but yet you break the rules by attacking the carebear community using unintended game mechanics that you admit in your own posting CCP has tried to prevent you from doing.

    The pot calling the kettle black.


    April 20, 2012 at 1:17 pm Reply
  22. Anon

    It eludes me why this site allows such dimwitted persons to write.

    The whole post could be summed up as " i'm an idiot who can only whine, baaaaawwwwww".

    April 20, 2012 at 1:26 pm Reply
  23. Apathy_U

    Ganking is so hard,

    2 hulks 1 nado weee

    April 20, 2012 at 1:31 pm Reply
  24. Someguy

    Not all content is afk mining while alt tabbed to netflix. Stop being short sighted tards. The only reason you're at this site is because you want to read about things like this event happening. Embrace the fucking game already.

    April 20, 2012 at 1:32 pm Reply
  25. dude

    my favorite tears are not the tears of carebears but the tears of pvpers that want to make pvp easier and risk free because they lack the skills and mind to adapt and HTFU

    April 20, 2012 at 1:52 pm Reply
  26. Some Dude

    Oh no the sky is falling…. this is a whine post about pure speculation, and a waste of time to read.

    April 20, 2012 at 2:19 pm Reply
  27. obvious police

    Oh my god such a catastrophic view of the world (EvE) everyone in CCP (Greyscale) is there to persecute the gankers!!

    Dude really !? get a freaking grip, if anything of your shit ramble about who gives the face (for stuff he did and didn't do) would be true you wouldn't have tier 3 BC's nor buffed destroyers.

    Such a fatidic view of things, conspiracy theorist much ? (I bet you believe in zeitgeist too)…..

    April 20, 2012 at 2:40 pm Reply
  28. No one important

    The funny thing is that gank-Orcas are themselves rarely tanked. If your Hulk gets ganked, don't get mad: get even. Orcas are easy to scan down.

    April 20, 2012 at 3:08 pm Reply
  29. SyndicateResident

    I disagree with uhhhh everyone!! 😀

    "Grrr they made it harder to kill miners" – Why don't you try fighting something that can actually shoot back at you, you panty waisted bitches 😀 the only hulks on my killboard belonged to people I was at war with and they had a valuable learning experience well worth the lost ship 😛

    "Grr my hulk should be able to defend itself" uhhh watch this video and be quiet 😀

    April 20, 2012 at 3:37 pm Reply
    1. Omnio

      I can only agree with you man. Hunting hulk in high sec is for me like hunting noobs lvl 1-10 with maxed level character in fantasy MMOs. I mean, those people are mostly just like "I got him, ahahaha, noob!" So what? He is noob as they were and someone shot them so they feel they have to make it as hard for anyone? 😀 I just love how some pvp pilots are bragging about high prices, well if they help that with shooting miners than enjoy. 😀 There always should be a safe place in any mmo.

      I mean I like gankers, have two solo emp kills with my hulk while afk, so its fun. 😀 But they were just 1v1, they can also just meet up. It takes 3 people to easy gank hulk and one of them is covops. But its fun to play with them as they are warping 15km+- and trying to catch and target me I just wait a bit and than warp out. 😀

      April 20, 2012 at 3:57 pm Reply
  30. CareBearStares

    Helicity Boson: “Well, well, well. Hulkageddon is upon us again. Figured we'd throw a little party, set a bunch of carebears on fire, make a little profit… Problem is: it's all been done before.”
    The Mittani: “That's no reason to quit!”
    Helicity Boson: “Wrong. That's the perfect reason to quit. The only reason to quit. A woman has an idea. The idea attracts others, like-minded. The idea expands. The idea becomes an institution. What was the idea? That's what's been bothering me, boys. I tell ya: when I used to think of the idea itself, it put a big ol' smile on my face. Greed is for amateurs. Disorder. Chaos. Anarchy. Now that's fun!”

    April 20, 2012 at 3:39 pm Reply
    1. CareBearStares

      Corelin: “What about HulkageddonV?”
      Helicity Boson: “What about it? I started the first fires in this goddamn constellation. Before I knew it, every charlatan and shitheel was imitating me. You know what they got now? Hulkageddon greeting cards. Isn't that precious? The idea has become the institution, boys and CCP isn’t letting it remain easy. Time to move on.”
      Corelin: “You don't want us to do "light my fire" time for all of empire space?”
      Helicity Boson: “No, I want you to set a fire so goddamn big, the gods will notice us again, that's what I'm saying. I want all you boys to look me straight in the eye one more time and say: ARE WE HAVING FUN OR WHAT??!!” Hey, you! What's your name? CCP Greyscale? You don't feel that?”
      CCP Greyscale: “I feel like a little worm on a big fucking hook!”

      April 20, 2012 at 3:39 pm Reply
  31. Qwerty4812

    its a content fallacy, i've seen what greyscale has done and some i disagree with, however its sort of a jump to make him say concord everywhere and no ganking. Its the sort of jump fallacy like saying if you don't clean your room you'll be dealing drugs on the street.

    April 20, 2012 at 3:40 pm Reply
    1. CareBearStares

      "…if you don't clean your room you'll be running guns in China town."

      April 20, 2012 at 3:57 pm Reply
  32. Fat Irish Zombie

    Goddamn, I love reading the comments here.

    April 20, 2012 at 3:50 pm Reply
    1. CareBearStares

      Heh, it really is the best part of wakeing up.

      April 20, 2012 at 3:55 pm Reply
  33. Lugalbandak

    wow -40 , new record for you?

    April 20, 2012 at 5:03 pm Reply
  34. randombaztard

    nice to see that pathetic stanziel found a way for some gold of eve uni whining
    regardless of the subject, really

    April 20, 2012 at 5:49 pm Reply
  35. WutWut

    I love how gankers and griefers work through elaborate strategies that exploit game and aggro mechanics, but then QQ about changes in the game that don't allow them to play precisely the way they want to play.

    I have no particular love for carebears, but I think people should be able to play the game the way they want. So CCP needs to institute checks and balances that keep the game semi fair for everyone. Griefers and gankers are such children that they can't wrap their heads around that simple concept.

    April 20, 2012 at 5:50 pm Reply
    1. CareBearStares

      Well.. to be fair both sides of the equation are a tad too whiny.

      The QQ Bears need to accept that danger should be inherent to the system, otherwise they should check out Freelancer or X2.
      The QQ Gankers need to accept that your right to hunt cows is not as important as the structure of the economy.

      April 20, 2012 at 6:06 pm Reply
  36. DarthNefarius

    Ganker tears foum whines are the best when they get nerfed…… lol if Hulks got an armour boost it'd be funny trololololo

    April 20, 2012 at 6:07 pm Reply
  37. Mike712

    Ganking miners for tears is simply retarded, if there were no carebears they would be no fucking ships to fly and no fucking EVE.

    Carebears are an essential faucet for the EVE universe to work properly, drive them out of the game with events like this and you're only hurting yourself, I'd rather not have to build my own shit, just leave the fucking cearbears to their carebearing if that's what they enjoy doing, because I can't be fucked to do it myself.

    April 20, 2012 at 6:53 pm Reply
    1. 217ekiM

      Bitching about gankers is simply retarded, if there were no PVP they would be no fucking ships to replace and no fucking EVE industry.

      PVPers are an essential sink for the EVE universe to work properly, drive them out of the game with nerfs like this and you're only hurting yourself, I'd rather not have to kill my own shit, just leave the fucking gankers to their ganking if that's what they enjoy doing, because I can't be fucked to do it myself.

      April 20, 2012 at 7:11 pm Reply
      1. Dylanous Croft

        yup, gotta love that circle of life thing.

        April 20, 2012 at 7:53 pm Reply
        1. Urziel99

          It's not much of a circle. A circle implies symmetry. There hasn't been any upgrade to mining ships since when? Meanwhile people have access to cheap battlecruisers with battleship grade weapons. Yeah, there is waaay more death than life in this circle.

          April 20, 2012 at 9:06 pm Reply
      2. Mike712

        If you think ganking is PvP YOU are retarded…heavily retarded.

        April 20, 2012 at 9:42 pm Reply
      3. niko

        gangking defenseless ppl is not pvp. at least for me… maybe it makes you feel strong and skillful…

        April 20, 2012 at 11:33 pm Reply
  38. Random Miner

    …. they help the miners? When was the last time an actual mining ship got any love whatsoever? I've been mining 3 years, and I havn't seen it.
    Gankers would bitch if they did, even though gankers were handed the ultimate ganker in the new t3's, but then still bitched about losing insurance.

    I kinda feel like the gankers bitch more then anyone… as shown above.

    April 21, 2012 at 2:58 am Reply
  39. another RA pilot

    Corelin is either a noob or and idiot

    if gankers instapop someone then there is no way to protect against that apart from staying docked

    April 21, 2012 at 8:41 am Reply
  40. Jim A

    Like a dope, I had my mining/orca alt team mining in the closest omber system to Jita a few weeks back. A member of neg ten jumped in from low sec in an AC thrasher and took down my untanked hulk in about 4-5 volleys. So you don't need swarms of them.

    First hulk ganked ever, probably my last for awhile :)

    April 21, 2012 at 5:39 pm Reply
  41. ...

    Nice tears Corelin. HTFU. If you want to gank in highsec it's going to cost more… and it should. They wont take it away completely … just balance the field a bit.

    I'd even be in favor of a bubble you could drop that would prevent targets inside it from being locked. You'd have to kill it before you could kill anything else. If for nothing else, than to hear you guys complain about how you're too terrible to kill anything in highsec anymore.

    April 21, 2012 at 11:31 pm Reply

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