Nulli Secunda Fights Everyone, Does Better Than Expected

There are several mantra that EvE players repeat to each other as if the cult leader is listening in and will punish anyone that shows the least bit of hesitation in surrendering their mind to God. Two of which are “Skill beats skill points” and “Nothing can beat the blob”.

The following battle report , courtesy of Nulli Secunda, shows what happens when these two truths of eve collide.

Nulli, along with Vera Cruz and HUN, have deployed from the Delve wasteland to Geminate in hopes of getting in on some of the hot, hot pew pew in the North. With no blues in the area and tech moons that are frequently contested chances of generating kill mails were high enough to make any pvper get a little excited.

The “Probro” Coalition, as the author of the battle report referred to themselves, had shot up a tech moon POS which was due to come out of RF at about 2300 on the 18th. Under the command of progodlegend, an AHAC fleet of about 70 zealots with T3 and tackle support formed up. The Probro fleet had knowledge of a 200 man RA Alpha fleet forming up to counter them. Assurances also filtered down that PL would not interfere with the upcoming battle.

Nulli and friends beat RA to the system with the Tech POS and quickly setup on the inbound gate, preventing RA from having easy access into the system. RA, instead of risking jumping into an enemy with an established position, holds up in a safe POS in an adjacent system. Thus, the stand-off begins.

The stand-off continues unabated until a Nulli prober finds and locks down a PL hictor in the same system as the RA fleet. There wasn’t enough time to ask questions as to why PL was in system after promising to steer-clear, but a kill is a kill and the Probros jump in to take down the tackled HIC.

With the probro fleet landing, the PL HIC lights cyno and a PL/NC. Fleet consisting of arty Lokis, Thundercats, and logi jump in. The Probros make quick work of an Onerios followed by a handful of Tengus and Loki. At some point during the fight an NC. triage carrier was seen to jump in as well.

With PL/NC. fleeing, RA begins to land on field. The Probros get a probe on them and the AHAC fleet warps in at close range. Bubbles are popped as soon as possible, but only managed to catch about 10 before RA fled. PL is also reported to be slow boating home to reship.

Controlled Chaos appeared in system with a 70-man close range Oracle/Talos fleet. The AHAC Probro fleet warps in and the fight ends with a predictable result.

The Probro fleet at this time is in high-spirits and still is able to field a40-man zealot fleet with support. In comparison to the 400 neutrals in local it is clear that the fight is far from over and that it is time to GTFO. The fleet warped to the system outgate to find about 10 or so RvB thoraxes with reports of a 110 man RvB fleet on the other side of said gate. The thoraxes are dispatched and the Probro fleet waits for aggro to cool down before jumping into the enemy.

The resulting battle after the jump was described as complete carnage, as one would imagine. The Probro fleet still managed to fight well above their weight and hold the field. At this time, reinforcements show up that rebuild the fleet to nearly its original strength.

But, alas, all good things must come to an end. Before the Probro fleet can call it a night PL/NC. showed up, managed to get a warp in, and made short work of the AHACs with a Loki/Tengu fleet.

Damages done: 38bil+ killed by the Probros vs 10 bil in losses.

As the author of the orginal battle report wrote;

“Amazing fun, props to everyone that came with the right ships/fits and to the great FC team for a job well done. Send a few iskies to the luck fairy also, she had your back that day.

DOG-Net BR Doctor

Eve-Kill Battle Summary

– Maxwell Albritten


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  1. Johann

    Titty sprinkles

    February 24, 2012 at 3:52 am Reply
    1. lol

      itty bitty or big ole titty?

      February 24, 2012 at 3:53 am Reply
      1. anotherguy

        tiggle bitties

        February 24, 2012 at 7:43 am Reply
    2. Nulli

      Morgan Freeman?

      February 24, 2012 at 6:08 pm Reply
  2. Cannonball1

    Terrible post!! Progod is a horrible fc!!!

    Also, it fails to do justice to just how many people and alliances were there to kill us… though it does demonstrate how we sent them all home packing. This, all done with ships most definitely NOT designed to fight the ships we fought.

    February 24, 2012 at 3:54 am Reply
  3. Senior Chang

    welp. That was fucking terrible

    February 24, 2012 at 3:56 am Reply
  4. NCdotdotdot Grunt


    was a GF , everybody had fun or….

    February 24, 2012 at 3:58 am Reply
    1. ssssss

      NC. ass kissing riverini lol, couldn't expect anything more from a failscading alliance lol

      February 24, 2012 at 4:09 am Reply

      [youtube 7v7jnlSrtQU youtube]

      February 24, 2012 at 4:27 pm Reply


    February 24, 2012 at 3:58 am Reply
  6. noob

    Swoll with it brothaaaaa…love the armor-hac

    GJ killing pussy legion

    February 24, 2012 at 3:59 am Reply
  7. BAD Intel

    The fight versus RVB can hardly be described as nulli fighting "well above their weight"

    It was 30-40 zealots with 13 some logi jumping into a fleet composed of 80 spread out thoraxes with an optimal range of less then 10km. There was no chance RVB was going to win the fight.

    February 24, 2012 at 4:19 am Reply
    1. Unwritten_Law19

      Yea because all this article says is that Nulli raped RvB? and THAT is why they were fighting above their weight class. Nulli is pro in this fight ONLY because they wiped the floor with thorax hulls…

      stupid ass posters…

      February 24, 2012 at 4:29 am Reply
      1. Cannonball1

        Even a cursory look at the killboard will note Nulli was fighting and beating 3 times their numbers. According to the battlereport, the cruisers were simply an afterthought as they were leaving the fight.

        February 24, 2012 at 4:49 am Reply
      2. African

        Why don't you ALL pop by and test this mantra that Nulli and Brick are shit. We are all in and around Geminate.

        Please pop by, you are all welcome, unless you need to organise a blue-ball to ensure a better k/d.

        C'mon on don't be shy? apparently we don't bite (fight).

        February 24, 2012 at 11:30 am Reply
        1. ipopnulliships

          Even a blind squirrel gets a nut once and a while.

          February 24, 2012 at 12:53 pm Reply
        2. lol

          i would say your half right trololololol

          February 24, 2012 at 11:34 pm Reply
      3. actually...

        actually the article does say that the fight versus Rvb was nulli fighting above their weight class. I believe he was trying to point out that the fight against RVB was a slaughter and not making any comment on any of the other battles.

        February 27, 2012 at 3:20 am Reply
  8. powersv2

    This is more accurate :
    The CFC just rolled through and got shot up by everyone.

    February 24, 2012 at 4:23 am Reply
    1. M_D_

      I am not seeing a single CFC member on that BR?

      February 24, 2012 at 5:52 am Reply
      1. zef

        They are the unassigned.

        February 24, 2012 at 4:14 pm Reply
  9. Fuckin Jew

    PL is Shit.

    February 24, 2012 at 4:26 am Reply
    1. lol

      Agreed…They cant even hold their own without running against nulli……LOLOLOLOL PL IS A JOKE NOW

      February 25, 2012 at 4:21 am Reply


    February 24, 2012 at 4:37 am Reply
    1. lol

      like the time goons were fighting nulli and were already out numbered and goons being the pussy that they are drop a bunch of dreads/supers/titans on them just so they dont lose face but wait.. they still lost more shit than nulli…shame

      February 24, 2012 at 11:29 pm Reply
  11. o.o

    I've heard those mantras twice in my EVE career.

    Should've went with "PL can't win without supers". I've heard that chanted much more often.

    February 24, 2012 at 5:09 am Reply
  12. I Was There

    I Was There. This fight was 500 including Pandemic Legion v 145 ProBros. Nulli fought like tigers. I have never seen anything like it. The triage carrier was jumped in by NC. as their logi had been obliterated, the carrier then proceeded to get the same. This is the most epic battle I have ever been in, in all my years playing EvE. Against Pandemic Legion who would have thought Nulli could have done as well if it were 500 v 500, let alone 145 v 500. Nulli are the underdogs in a sea of reds. Go Nulli Go!

    February 24, 2012 at 5:24 am Reply
    1. Tiger

      Including the fight against the RVB thoraxes which was in the next door system, so doesn't on the first battle report, this was just under 600 v 145.

      February 24, 2012 at 5:51 am Reply
  13. eat shit

    so is nulli going to be going on about this fight for a few months?

    February 24, 2012 at 6:22 am Reply
    1. lol

      confirming pl baby is mad

      February 24, 2012 at 6:52 am Reply
    2. Ke$ha Fan

      No, we'll just go rape a pile of Red carriers and go on about that for months… Or until we get another good fight.

      February 24, 2012 at 11:01 am Reply
  14. WTF?

    I seem to remember the fight being almost over when nulli came in, I also remember PL shooting CFC, then WTF when CFC left, then Nulli when WTF left. Way to make no friends lol

    Not saying that Nulli didn't fight impressively, they certainly did, but they came in when most pilots on field were routed.
    Kinda like using cavalry to mop up.

    February 24, 2012 at 9:21 am Reply
    1. anonymous

      Well, I'm pretty sure that Nulli single handed fought all of those enemies. Being primaried all the time by all sites. (beware of irony)
      But this battlereport makes it sound like this.

      Have you ever heard of: "When two quarrel, a third rejoices."?

      Nonetheless a good performance by Nulli. I guess they've learned some things in Delve and try hard not to be as horribly bad as Morsus Mihi and Brick were. And well, they succeeded to do so.

      February 24, 2012 at 11:11 am Reply
      1. African

        Fuck you anonymous, Brick and Brick fight without blues 99% of the time check the killboard.
        We aint in any BLOB Coalition.

        We are 650 dudes and MM are dead sftu if you don't know what you are on about.

        And ask a Nulli FC how shit Brick are, you will not hear much so called we are shit from them I assure you.

        Bigup to Nulli, they bring it and form up constantly and DONT call in all and sundry to help them out.


        February 24, 2012 at 11:26 am Reply
        1. UMB?

          He mad

          February 24, 2012 at 11:42 am Reply
        2. anonymous

          Cool story bro.

          February 24, 2012 at 11:43 am Reply
        3. Nulli Pilot

          False. We would rip on you so hard for being abjectly terrible.

          February 24, 2012 at 4:28 pm Reply
          1. lol

            Nice troll bro

            February 24, 2012 at 4:29 pm
          2. lol

            stop using my name you fail fucker

            February 24, 2012 at 11:31 pm
        4. lol

          nulli thinks you are shit… spies confirmed it.. all you did was run and reship bombers i hear

          February 24, 2012 at 11:31 pm Reply
  15. The Boomer

    Me has big stiffie reading all youse asshats – fuggit – why all the faggottry??

    February 24, 2012 at 11:35 am Reply
  16. DiZzY

    Always outnumbered, never outgunned.

    February 24, 2012 at 11:39 am Reply
  17. WTF pilot

    maby someone should post the report when nulli jumped their geddons into our nagafleet and got raped 2 days ago?

    February 24, 2012 at 2:02 pm Reply
    1. Dude O

      Maybe you should do it instead of bitching about how someone should do it. Theres a dropbox, use it.

      February 24, 2012 at 3:45 pm Reply
    2. lol

      or maybe they should post the 15 fights were they "WTF" raped your fleet into the ground then took all your space.

      February 24, 2012 at 11:32 pm Reply
  18. sour

    gg nulli. much respect for a decent alliance ! :))

    February 24, 2012 at 2:11 pm Reply
  19. The Observer

    They don't call them Nuclear Nulli for no reason. Was some good fighting indeed.

    February 24, 2012 at 3:03 pm Reply
  20. dickus maximus
    February 24, 2012 at 8:31 pm Reply
  21. Mariko

    what is this crap, ahac vs crusiers, wow good job even with bigger number in ahac. LOOOOL

    February 25, 2012 at 10:21 am Reply
  22. nice

    with now orgin from black legion joining nulli. thats just made them uber sexy now in terms of pvp standard and ability. i hope orgin pvp tactics rubs off ont he allaince

    February 25, 2012 at 10:14 pm Reply
  23. That guy

    Go nulli

    February 26, 2012 at 2:44 am Reply
  24. Scrubby McNulli

    when did this apparently happen, I mean, I was pretty drunk last night but all i remember about these scrubs was some random driveby we did where we jumped 145 or so into about even numbers (they didnt seem to be able to count I'm guessing due to the embarassing derpfest that followed in local chat) killed a handfull of geddons and the rest ran to the station to smacktalk in local like heroes.

    Yes this is a pro PL post, the thumb down button is in the top right as always xxx

    February 26, 2012 at 1:58 pm Reply

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