A bit late, yet still relevant here is the latest War Update for the Pandemic Legion troops. Read on, from the desk of Ebenezer Shadoo .


– Mactep’s titan CSAA has already been aborted.

Welcome to the GrindZone

In last TWU I asked for your patience and steam for a push on SOLAR structures. Safe to say — you delivered on this and then some. So, I thank you for it.

The front in drones fell rapidly last week, we got SOLAR on the backfoot and pushed hard every day exploiting the opportunity -A- left us with their departure to push for carebear space in Tenerifis. With only Gypsy & SE left to help SOLAR, we were able to win every key timer and only had to blueball on few occasions with DT timers.

AUS TZ has been hit hard, both in PL and NCDot (who did majority of the numbers early in campaign with their AUS) — but somehow we pulled through. TEST did their part in Geminate and with our help, the last station is in final RF schedule after SOLAR won a DT timer on the ihub and flipped the station we owned.

Likewise we did our job and pushed SOLAR outposts in Drones — with only 1 outpost remaining, which we unfortunately kinda forgot about when pushing was easy.

Unfortunately, while we were successful with NCDot/PL in Drones and with TEST in Geminate — RA front was hit hard. So hard in fact the poor fellas have regressed back to their old faithful Arty Abaddons fleet concept they once saw success with and now yearn for good times past. Now, they were fighting against overwhelming numbers in Tengus (which arty abaddons cannot hit) and Maelstroms (which will alpha any BS anyway) with a side order of AHACs (which eat ArtyAbaddons for breakfast).

Safe to say, RA has bent over and are getting a multiple cocks in their anus in gang-rape mode.

It’s rape-o-clock

So this brings us to a somewhat bittersweet part (or absolutely hilarious, depending what way you swing) – RA has been unable to contest the Cache front. And to boot all their pets fell to -A-/ROL front allowing the hostile fronts to merge as 77s fell and -A- deployed their forces to Detorid which is in single titan mid away from 995 where SOLAR regrouped to base from.

What this means is now the hostiles have a fully regrouped, integrated front which are closer to each other than we are to TEST for example. In short — as hard as it may be to acknowledge: Team South played a strategic gamble when they abadoned Uemon and staged in DZ6 to assault upper Tenerifis. Their gamble paid off — they were able to rip through WTF/RA in 46DP and capture 77s with its shitty fucking DT timers.

I know I tend to overestimate enemies, but one must tip their hats at high stake sov assault moves like that. It meant drones fell for SOLAR, but if it succeeded — it gave Team South an iron fist of a unified front in the South with SOLAR.

Their gamble paid off.

Now, it’s not our job to really care about that and anyone who’s tried to work with the current version of RA+pets probably wished for this outcome. The bittersweet part I guess is seeing -A- come to any success after cowarding out of a fight.

Bring forth the eternal optimist

Now, if we ignore the cock in RA’s anus and consider this from a creepy voyeurs perspective — what we see here is an opportunity to jump on some grade-a meat. -A- has ordered full deployment to 77s, which of course includes SuperCapitals ))).

They are actively jumping dozen or so supers around the place since they’re rusty as fuck and forming Tengu fleets 3-4 times a day in AUS, EURO, US and Alaska TZs. They intend to go on a burning crusade. I am sure I don’t have to remind you how well that went for them last time we interfered and used RA as livebait .

It also gives us the opportunity to pick timers like last time, focusing more on the 21:00-01:00 chillzone for good fights.

Essentially — what I’m saying is our job is done in Drones. But I am looking to get us some totty and wine to feast on before we jump on the last helicopter out of burning Saigon. Everything is not yet ready, but multiple options are in play.

In the meanwhile however — we still should really tidy few things up.

Game plan for the weekend

It’d be really nice and professional if we cleanup before we go-go. That means two things:

D-I in Geminate
DVN in The Spire

+ BONUS objective:

MACTEP’s personal titan in build in M53.

That should keep us busy while I see if we can get in on some mad tears.

Closing words

Good job everyone, I know it’s not been easy — but hope you have found it challenging and ultimately rewarding. This has been probably one of the most intensive campaigns I’ve ever been involved in — it’s been hard fights, some losses and by no means easy.

Thanks for participating, but please keep focus for the next 3-6 days while we sort out our next campaign and launch it with a SOTL.

I’d advise you to stop hauling MASSIVE amounts of shit into drones, but by all means replace and import more TieDyedCats. DO NOT MOVE ANYTHING ANYWHERE, that includes your super EVEN IF YOU’RE GOING AWAY FOR 2 WEEKS TOMORROW.

Safest place right now is RY- and will continue to be. We will probably not go very far on next campaign, so it’d be dumb to leave.

– Shadoo


  1. Reefer

    what's a TieDyedCat?

    February 8, 2012 at 9:40 am Reply
    1. Rascal

      TiDiCats are T3 BCs, mainly Oracles, that make good use of everything taking fucking ages while Time dilation hits the node hard.

      February 8, 2012 at 11:48 am Reply
  2. LOL

    PL again? :) So old news …
    I was wondering when the next propaganda article is coming up …

    February 8, 2012 at 9:55 am Reply
  3. Molle

    I miss the old PL, and fun long time ago in Fountain.

    February 8, 2012 at 9:56 am Reply
    1. CFC for Life

      Wheres your PINK hat, faggot?

      February 8, 2012 at 6:10 pm Reply
  4. Death Reactor

    PL sure does like to talk about themselves.

    February 8, 2012 at 10:07 am Reply
    1. Marcus_McTavish

      I forgot AAA etc mails are never like this.
      More like "We fucking raped those faggots"

      February 8, 2012 at 10:01 pm Reply
      1. Umad?

        Proof besides 1 mail sent by 1 guy who hardly PVPs and is overly excited about everything?

        February 9, 2012 at 2:20 am Reply
  5. Death Reactor

    btw props to pl for bringing the fights. Titan blobs aside there were some good fights and surely some more in the future.

    February 8, 2012 at 10:08 am Reply
  6. nameistooshort

    I bet Shadoo was touching himself all over when he typed this with other hand.

    February 8, 2012 at 11:03 am Reply
    1. To hell with PL

      Shadoo always touches himself. Thats the only way he gets some touch.
      It isnt easy to get a good touch when you are so great, hard core gaming nerd, it is either your hand or some turned-down by everybody else, third hand female on the very ugly side, that cant get any better.
      Shadoo also likes getting high on his own greatness. he goes in front of the mirror attempting to see himself as the God of a computer game. looks up to see his devine immage, but the traitor mirror only shows an ugly fat, fella with feminine gestures. "How it dares!!!" roars Shadoo, and reaches the necessary anger level to go back to his greatness and plan the next world shattering EVE move. He cant fail, he must not fail. Thats all he's got!

      February 8, 2012 at 3:12 pm Reply
      1. U MAD BRO

        Hmm can`t decide between mad or bitter. Think it`s both.

        February 8, 2012 at 3:48 pm Reply
        1. To hell with PL

          Nah, just having fun. Knowing that nobody cant do shit about it. Much like blobbing titans.

          February 8, 2012 at 4:28 pm Reply
        2. ViperRum

          How about funny?

          February 8, 2012 at 6:34 pm Reply
      2. Marcus_McTavish

        Im going to go out on a limb and say that Shadoo denied your friend request…

        February 8, 2012 at 9:59 pm Reply
        1. To hell with PL

          No , I denied his. Not my type.

          February 9, 2012 at 1:41 am Reply
      3. Lorren Canada


        February 9, 2012 at 2:56 am Reply
      4. Thodoros

        Great comment, dude.

        February 9, 2012 at 11:38 am Reply
    2. Lot

      He was going to continue but his mom called him to come upstairs for dinner.

      February 8, 2012 at 3:26 pm Reply
  7. Solar ally

    Shadoo is the craziest fuck in eve. Congrats for hotdropping everything in site PL thats "elite" pvp

    February 8, 2012 at 11:45 am Reply
    1. PL DUDE

      You got that right bro! Fit cynos on rifters erryday.

      February 8, 2012 at 1:15 pm Reply
      1. LOL

        Get a brain

        February 8, 2012 at 1:58 pm Reply
    2. Scar

      Well . . . Super Pilots like to have a chance to use their Supers. You wonder why PL have so many ? It's because tons of Vets migrate to them because they know it's one of the few places they get a chance to use them almost daily.

      February 8, 2012 at 2:41 pm Reply
  8. 2=1

    Well how ellse can you let everyone know that you r the most awesome in this game, if there is no real kb or any other stats to prove it? If PL wouldent be posting all thease propaganda messages, ppl would forget them in a month or so.

    February 8, 2012 at 11:59 am Reply
    1. Scar

      They'd forget them until they dropped 30 Titans on their BC fleet.

      February 8, 2012 at 2:38 pm Reply
      1. U Mad Bru ?

        They'd forget them until they dropped 30 Titans on a BC.

        -there fixed it for you

        February 8, 2012 at 5:22 pm Reply
        1. SG Goonslap

          So true

          February 9, 2012 at 5:27 am Reply
  9. derp

    Overwhelming tengu's? 80 tengus' vs 200-300 battleships

    February 8, 2012 at 12:35 pm Reply
    1. skirim

      shadoo says that because the -A- thunderkats are better than pl's thundercats set up

      February 8, 2012 at 5:24 pm Reply
  10. Qwerty4812

    uk… when they implement tech moon nerf.. that money is based on soverignty not tech moons… PL will bitch sooooo hard it'll be very nice

    February 8, 2012 at 1:04 pm Reply
    1. Scar

      By that time PL will be so rich will it even matter ?

      February 8, 2012 at 2:37 pm Reply
      1. bagehi

        PL is already so rich it doesn't even matter.

        February 8, 2012 at 3:27 pm Reply
        1. sour

          once u grow up and start making some money kiddos, u ll understand the folly of ur statements

          February 8, 2012 at 4:06 pm Reply
    2. Marcus_McTavish

      When your getting paid 60 billion a week, tech moons being nerfed doesnt sound so bad.

      February 8, 2012 at 10:01 pm Reply
    3. Lorren Canada

      …but they won't. Infact both Elise and Seleene have been supporting the tech nerf, but if you like your fantasy – you can live with it

      February 9, 2012 at 2:59 am Reply
  11. pam pam

    "Safe to say, RA has bent over and are getting a multiple cocks in their anus in gang-rape mode."
    This image will haunt RA forever.

    February 8, 2012 at 1:10 pm Reply
    1. bagehi

      The number of times this has happened in RA's history, you start to get the impression they like it like that.

      February 8, 2012 at 3:29 pm Reply
      1. justsharkbait

        It does seem like it happens all the time. It makes you wonder when RA will run out ISK to pay PL.

        Of course, maybe PL will just get tired of RA ISK and tell RA "NO" and just see what happens. I mean, saving the same systems over and over has to get old—even if you get billions out of it.

        They could attack BOTH sides and have a three way down there just for fun.

        February 8, 2012 at 8:16 pm Reply
        1. bagehi

          Speaking of RA and their finances…

          February 8, 2012 at 8:23 pm Reply
  12. Guest

    "it’s been hard fights.." – yes so hard, so "hard" to drop 120 titans on field and push the "win button", wrecking anybody using bug in tracking.

    2month of "hard" fights with structures. so "hard" to fight without sov that can't be striked in payback

    only once PL got to war-field in someting not super-capital class and without over-blobbing with they ncdot and test friends – that were a-hac ishtar fleet – and they were blowed up momentally at the beginning of campaing.

    by the way, ccp wrote about supercaps in 2011 – 30 titans buit and only 2 destroyed monthly, next time Pl will use 200-300 titans fleet – so "much" fun, so "hard" to fight (sarcasm), so "cool" pew-pew pilots in PL. I think this propaganda is not leaked, this is the well-prepared advertising to recruit freash-meat

    February 8, 2012 at 1:13 pm Reply
  13. SgtSimons

    :"Safe to say, RA has bent over and are getting a multiple cocks in their anus in gang-rape mode" lolololol we all know they like it.

    So if PL starts taking all of RA's space back, -A- will just be wise about their engagements and not give PL the "good fights" they want, PL will get bored and move on then -A- will attack again, RA will hire PL again and this will happen all over again.

    February 8, 2012 at 1:25 pm Reply
    1. Marcus_McTavish

      But they might get pissed enough to take all AAA sov, then move over to Red Overlord

      February 8, 2012 at 10:00 pm Reply
      1. Umad?

        That is a shitty deal for them because as seen many times, AAA doesnt care about sov. They would let PL take it then once they leave they will trolololol and take it all back again.

        February 9, 2012 at 2:19 am Reply
        1. Lorren Canada

          and when they kill more of your titans are you gonna claim -A- doesn't want those either?

          February 9, 2012 at 2:57 am Reply
          1. Ralina_F

            Nah, -A- wants those. They need those titan bridges for their real fleets you know.

            February 9, 2012 at 8:05 am
        2. Rascal

          "AAA doesn't care about sov"

          They fight damn hard to take it back for an Alliance that doesn't want it.

          February 9, 2012 at 10:05 am Reply
          1. -A- Grunt

            -A- is like a bad case of the herp. You think you have it beat back, but it just flares up again at the worst time. It's not that we don't care about the space. We just know we'll be back, again and again and again.

            February 9, 2012 at 5:44 pm
    2. PropaGrammar Machine

      "RA will hire PL again and this will happen all over again."

      Over and over again.
      People need to wake up and realise that when they pay PL they are paying money towards their own eventual demise. They don't give a freaky fuck who's paying, they'll take the same money off your enemies next week to come and rape YOUR supers. All the while they're getting even stronger than they are already and poaching the high sp pilots who wanna fly in zero risk fights rather than grow some balls. They don't have space so they don't HAVE to fight on two, sometimes three, fronts if they don't want to. Every time some idiot pays PL they win Eve a little bit more and this game dies as PL takes complete control over everything and everyone. Perhaps if you all stopped paying them fucktons of isk they'd have to claim/defend some space and you could start fucking them instead of them fucking everyone all at the same time and getting away with it. Would it be so difficult to organise a ridiculous fleet and bait them on their tech moons? I'm mean ffs, PL whips out its cock and all anyone ever does is roll over like a good victim. They are supposed to be the biggest baddest motherfunkers in New Eden, why are they not the biggest target?

      TL:DR – You're all mugs for paying PL.

      February 9, 2012 at 10:51 am Reply
  14. African

    So looking forward to when something really drastic hits, PL and wannabbeess. Please hit the disband button and deliver us from evil.

    February 8, 2012 at 1:30 pm Reply
    1. NC. Dude

      only if goons do it first

      February 8, 2012 at 3:54 pm Reply
  15. some dude

    PL have mintchip….which instantly makes them gayer than Elton John balls deep in a ladyboy with a dildo in his mouth.

    February 8, 2012 at 1:38 pm Reply
    1. Umad?

      Pretty much this^

      February 9, 2012 at 2:19 am Reply

    All one sees here is QQ. Learn to play the system. It's simpler that way.

    February 8, 2012 at 2:11 pm Reply
  17. White Tree



    February 8, 2012 at 2:29 pm Reply
    1. lemming


      February 8, 2012 at 6:21 pm Reply
    2. Frontline testie

      No wonder Mongolia thinks your a spurgy faggot.

      February 9, 2012 at 12:06 am Reply
    3. -A- Grunt

      Dude, xanax.

      February 9, 2012 at 5:47 pm Reply
  18. NC. Dude

    emo tears best tears… PL bff and jeffraider is a ho

    February 8, 2012 at 3:56 pm Reply
  19. plexforceone

    "This has been probably one of the most intensive campaigns I’ve ever been involved in — it’s been hard fights, some losses and by no means easy."

    Blobbing carriers with thrice as many titans confirmed for hard fight. Some losses means the paint was scratched on Shadoo's avatar, and 'by no means easy' it means they didn't surrender immediately when it was known that PL was coming to fight them.

    February 8, 2012 at 4:05 pm Reply
    1. Lorren Canada

      No PL got some fleets raped by SOLAR – but if you wana believe that PL always wins I guess their propaganda works well.

      February 9, 2012 at 3:00 am Reply
  20. Guest

    "I am sure I don’t have to remind you how well that went for them last time we interfered and used RA as livebait ."

    I'm sure your great honorable ally RA appreciates this. Well… not like PL would do anything anyway unless they have a meatshield present.

    February 8, 2012 at 4:15 pm Reply
    1. skirim


      February 8, 2012 at 5:20 pm Reply
  21. sour

    Ebenezer Shadoo?? Ebenezer as in the hebrew lang???
    dude…next time try NOT to be a stereotype for psychologists pffft lol

    February 8, 2012 at 4:18 pm Reply
  22. Come at me Bru

    with a side order of AHACs (which eat ArtyAbaddons for breakfast). ARMOR HACS, ARMOR HACS, ARRRRRMMMMMOOOOOORRRRRR HHHHHHHAAAACCCCCSSSSSSSS

    February 8, 2012 at 5:19 pm Reply
    1. -A- Pilot


      February 8, 2012 at 9:20 pm Reply
  23. SG Goonslap

    This Shadoo dude seems unusually preoccupied with cocks and anus's.

    February 8, 2012 at 9:40 pm Reply
  24. Marcus_McTavish

    Basically PL beat Solar and will move back South. And everyone is mad about it.

    February 8, 2012 at 10:02 pm Reply
  25. Umad?


    February 9, 2012 at 2:25 am Reply
  26. JeffR

    Are you fucking kidding me, who is going to babysit Raiden now? NC.? Yeah, that will end well. So tell me again why we have these faggots blue? Raiden is no threat to us, I say red pen those punks and lets get to killing shit.

    February 9, 2012 at 3:30 am Reply
  27. Umad?

    Everyone above and below this line is a faggot.

    February 9, 2012 at 5:22 am Reply
    1. Rascal

      Then that means you as well?

      February 9, 2012 at 10:21 am Reply
    2. sup

      Run along little fag. Go play space dildos online with Shadoo

      February 9, 2012 at 10:22 am Reply
  28. Gunny

    I said awhile back that PL would be permanate guest in russian space, looks like i was right. Pff sucks to be them.

    February 9, 2012 at 5:51 am Reply
  29. Mostly_Deviant

    I'm impressed, thats the most amount of narcissism Shadoo crammed into the smallest amount of email..EVER….

    February 9, 2012 at 6:19 am Reply
  30. Ralina_F

    Is it just me or do all PL related post end up with 'and PL did this to -A-' or 'We want a gud fight but everyones too scared'?

    Two things to take away from this:
    1) PL is having some raging homosexual bdsm stalker-ish fantasies about -A-
    2) PL thinks no one wants 'gud fights', despite the fact that they run at EVERYTHING waving Doom Dildos of Death around. I hope they relise there are other dildo shaped ships people will fight, if thats what they really want….

    I'd also like to point out, when is the last time you saw a PL SUBcap fleet engage without 2 or 3 friendly alliances on the field? If so, how often? Not very often, I'd gander.

    February 9, 2012 at 7:55 am Reply
  31. rune nilssen

    I don't like AAA and i don't like PL and company but thats because i hate everyone besides me.
    anyway, when RA and PL was grinding AAA systems AAA actually gained shitloads of supers and super pilots, at one point the fc had 164 supers,200ish dreads and 25 titans online at one time with a subcap fleet of around 500 and everyone of them was rdy to jump in on PL/RA's titan blobs but PL and co never jumped in their supers. (spy's maybe wtf do i know) It's just a matter of time really untill we see shitloads of supers and titan losses on a KB for both sides.

    February 9, 2012 at 10:27 am Reply
  32. TIHI

    PL is nothing like it once was and alliances gets bigger and bigger and as PL cannot just recruit and don't give a -beep- if they have a spy or two and have fun they have to compensate and one way is using lots of supers/titans.
    to be honest RA etc are a huge huge block and AAA are a huge huge block with alot less supers but more pilots.
    If AAA would team up with any decent sized alliance and go aginst RA and co that would prolly be enough to tip the scale the other way.
    i have seen 1000-1200 combined pilots in a few AAA ctas that wasn't their prime timezone but its all about getting them together i guess.

    February 9, 2012 at 10:39 am Reply
  33. fanboi

    I just came a rainbow reading all this hjahahaha

    February 9, 2012 at 11:37 am Reply
  34. fagnews24

    Stopped reading after the cock in anus comments.

    Seriously who writes that gay shit.

    February 9, 2012 at 2:40 pm Reply

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