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Do you like ganks? Do you like to see ice miners die? Do you like disco battleships? Do you like carebear tears? This one’s for you.

It seems 10 nearly identically fit Mackinaws were all mining ice together in empire. They seemed unfazed by the presence of another person in their belt. Without a cry of foul in local, or a single tear, they were turned to corpsicles and tasty salvage. This is the story of the fearless Perun Stormbringer (recently responsible for some trouble at Jita 4-4) and 2.8 billion isk worth of mining barges:

Ah, Angymonne. A solar system with not one, but 3 ice fields. One that features quite often on killboards, a system that claimed many an ice miners’ source of income.

Having had my security status lowered to -8 for my earlier Jita 4-4 dock smartbombing (if you need to take pod express down to null for a CTA, might as well do it in style), I ratted a bit and realised that getting myself up to reasonable security status would take too long. Considering that I only wanted the sec status to go ganking for fun again, I decided to see what I could do as an outlaw.

And so my alt went scouring ice mining systems, looking for targets of opportunity. Having been burned before by attacking a fleet of overtanked Mackinaws boosted by Orca with shield harmonising link, I now carefully followed my motto of “scan before fun”.

And then I came across something wonderful. Something so atrocious that I couldn’t help but cry out in indignation – “This must end!”. I found a mining fleet actively tanking with civilian boosters while being active shield link boosted by an Orca. As I scanned them one by one (passive atrgeter, of course), while salvaging the nearby NPC wrecks between scans (not to arouse unnecessary suspicions), I suddenly began drooling. The sight of juicy T2 cargo rigs told me – this is it. This is the target I was searching for. Making sure that my alt bookmarks their mining spot, I set off to prepare. And so my alt gets into an Orca of his own and flies me a discophoon to the station in the system (in cargohold, since Orcas can’t fit a battleship into ship bay). He then positions himself off grid, ready to salvage.

I fly my outlaw pod into the system and get the bookmarks with the ship and fittings. One fully fit battleship ready, I prepare to undock. Due to my outlaw status, I will be beset upon by the navy long before CONCORD intervention, but the warp stabs should help me with their scrambling. After all, I just ned to get to my target. After that they can tackle me all they want. I undock and nearly have a heart attack as I get bumped off alignment by an undocking Orca (too many carebears…). But shortly afterwards my ship is in warp. I land close to the mining fleet and start the disco. In the middle of my attack, an additional Mackinaw warps in, deciding to bring the number of my targets to an even 10. I am, of course, grateful to him for being so considerate.

By the time CONCORD arrives, the grid is littered with pods that disappear after another cycle of my smartbombs. Seeing local drop by 10, I can’t help but smile as my ship is reduced to a smouldering wreck by what can only be described as a blatant display of police brutality.

My alt warps in and starts salvaging as I dock up and turn off FRAPS. The video of the attack is available for your viewing pleasure:

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73 Comments

  1. Mein Kampf

    +1 :)

    February 1, 2012 at 5:12 pm Reply
  2. CHUCK NORRIS

    APPROVED!

    February 1, 2012 at 5:13 pm Reply
  3. Jarlexly

    Awesome ganking.

    February 1, 2012 at 5:14 pm Reply
  4. bots

    "10 nearly identically fit Mackinaws were all mining ice together in empire. They seemed unfazed by the presence of another person in their belt. Without a cry of foul in local, or a single tear, they were turned to corpsicles and tasty salvage."

    Translation: They were bots, and the person running them probably wasn't even there to see it happen. Good thing it's on youtube now.

    February 1, 2012 at 5:17 pm Reply
    1. bagehi

      Yes, that was what I was implying.

      February 1, 2012 at 6:07 pm Reply
      1. Perun

        Orca was manned, since it looted the wrecks before I warped my alt to them (was too busy paying attention to the ganker window, laughing and looking at killmails). Still managed to salvage the lot, but only for about 30 mil worth of blue salvage (unlucky, only a single intact armour plate). Quite possibly and even likely the miners themselves were bots.

        February 1, 2012 at 6:16 pm Reply
        1. Gumpin

          The miner bots i've seen always have 1 real and any number of bots. The owner is almost always with them.

          Though sometimes hilarious solo wrecks are found in the belts from rats.

          February 1, 2012 at 10:40 pm Reply
        2. droljica

          lieeeeer…. ask ccp, EVE IS BOOT FREE GAME !!!

          February 4, 2012 at 8:35 pm Reply
    2. SgtSimons

      pffff there are no bots in eve, I think you are lying lolololol

      February 1, 2012 at 7:34 pm Reply
  5. Billy Goat Gruff

    what a tear jerkier!

    February 1, 2012 at 5:18 pm Reply
  6. Dude

    Very good, but you are aware that faction please don't point you right? They just web. Only concord point.

    February 1, 2012 at 5:18 pm Reply
    1. They have a chance to:
      – Web
      – Scramble
      – Neut
      – Jam

      What usually happens is they web first, and the webbing helps you warp faster. If you were to actually just sit there, you would eventually be scrammed too.

      February 1, 2012 at 5:53 pm Reply
    2. win

      Ummm when last did u have to deal with faction polive sometimes they do fyi

      February 1, 2012 at 5:54 pm Reply
      1. Former NC

        Douuuuuuuuuche.

        February 1, 2012 at 9:13 pm Reply
  7. Dutchman

    Came expecting tears..

    February 1, 2012 at 5:32 pm Reply
  8. John

    +1 kill all botters!!

    February 1, 2012 at 5:37 pm Reply
  9. DangerosoDavo

    Great gank. Awaiting carebear tears thread calling for nerf on ganking!

    February 1, 2012 at 5:48 pm Reply
  10. NullSecHoBo

    Where are the tears… nub headline setter..

    But yes, nice gank!

    February 1, 2012 at 5:52 pm Reply
    1. bagehi

      In space, can you hear a bot scream?

      February 1, 2012 at 6:56 pm Reply
      1. Someguy

        Do bots dream of electric sleep?

        February 2, 2012 at 1:31 am Reply
  11. Rol Dude

    There are people who can mine with that many accounts without using bots. It's not lik mining ice requires all that much attention.

    February 1, 2012 at 6:14 pm Reply
    1. lol

      lol at the ROL dude, "When you see 10 mining barges running all day they aren't bots…. Honest!"

      ROL space is like 90% bots

      February 1, 2012 at 6:38 pm Reply
      1. derp

        nah, a few are but mostly it's just dudes who really like the blinky wallet and have pve alts

        February 2, 2012 at 12:36 pm Reply
    2. Random Miner

      you're fooling yourself, it was bot. 3, maybe 4 macks, and I'd consider it was just a really nerdy determined miner. But 9 or 10?

      February 1, 2012 at 10:30 pm Reply
      1. Anonymouse

        So, let's see… a block of ice is 1000m3. A mack makes 4 per 5 minutes and can hold at least 8000m3. So, basically it can go 10 minutes between the time that it needs attention (dropping the cargo on the orca). Ice asteroids never deplete either. This is completely doable even if you're completely retarded. This means you'll have one full minute per 10 mackinaws to literally drag and drop the ice cargo.

        February 2, 2012 at 12:29 am Reply
        1. Random Miner

          not saying it's impossible mouse, but… 10 macks? just running two miners can be a task in an ice field. At that point you're not playing anymore, and might as well be a bot. I could only ever be convinced it was a corp's set of macks and they were out collecting ice. If that was one guy actually handling all that, he stopped enjoying eve a long time ago lol

          February 2, 2012 at 12:44 am Reply
          1. Urziel99

            Have to agree. 10 is just way too many. Hell I run 3 miners and an Orca and it's a headache.

            February 2, 2012 at 2:58 am
          2. Zeroniss

            To be fair, I have a buddy that mines ABC ores in nullsec hidden belts using 8 clients split across two screens.

            He most definitely does not AFK though.

            February 3, 2012 at 2:55 pm
  12. CareBearStares

    *fistbump*
    Bots must end.

    February 1, 2012 at 6:20 pm Reply
  13. Zeroniss

    http://youtu.be/y1lmsYo2Uz8

    Heh this was in the related links at the end of the video.

    I LOL'd.

    February 1, 2012 at 6:38 pm Reply
    1. Gumpin

      Now that's funny right thar.

      February 1, 2012 at 10:43 pm Reply
      1. yo momma

        Should have riverini translate it instead of the subtitles for extra lulz. Geev me 100 meelions. Sell the loots in Yita

        February 1, 2012 at 11:58 pm Reply
        1. poonus

          Sell the cats in yita

          February 2, 2012 at 10:09 pm Reply
          1. Not Riv

            100 meelions or I rite articul bout uz

            February 3, 2012 at 10:02 am
    2. poonus

      that's the best thing i have seen on en24

      February 2, 2012 at 10:08 pm Reply
  14. attikusf

    Thanks for killing bots. You would call me a 'carebear', but I've blown up my share of Ice Bots this past year. THEY are the issue, not 'carebears', whatever that means anyway.

    February 1, 2012 at 7:01 pm Reply
  15. Derf

    And that's why you never cluster mine :)

    February 1, 2012 at 7:24 pm Reply
  16. SgtSimons

    something about that electronic voice that lady has just makes me feel happy.

    February 1, 2012 at 7:36 pm Reply
  17. it all blinks

    how the hell do you play eve with all that blinking and not freak out?

    February 1, 2012 at 7:37 pm Reply
  18. Scarry

    I want to do this!

    February 1, 2012 at 8:02 pm Reply
    1. Anonymouse

      I like knowing things that you want to do. Please, continue letting everyone know what else you want.

      February 2, 2012 at 12:11 am Reply
  19. Former NC

    I'm a highsec carebear. And yet I found this video well and truly made my day – fuck the ice miners! 😀

    February 1, 2012 at 8:09 pm Reply
  20. dreamersofreality

    The day can't come sooner when Ice Belts leave high sec.

    February 1, 2012 at 8:14 pm Reply
    1. Random Miner

      what difference would that make? there would still be bots making hollowed out shells of roids.

      February 1, 2012 at 10:19 pm Reply
      1. dreamersofreality

        no need for ganking ect, also would make it far easier to find them and without concords interference. With ice being only Low/Null botting would be far harder and far less lucrative.

        February 1, 2012 at 10:22 pm Reply
        1. Random Miner

          …or it would just make it harder for "carebears" to get pos fuel. I don't think ccp would do away with the ice and risk upsetting people. Most of the players ARE in high sec after all. And they are in "please the customer" mode

          February 1, 2012 at 10:38 pm Reply
  21. glenn

    "It seems 10 nearly identically fit Mackinaws were all mining ice together in empire. "

    Anyone who knows anything about mining knows how idiotic and pointless this statement is.

    February 1, 2012 at 9:02 pm Reply
    1. Random Miner

      lmao

      February 1, 2012 at 10:20 pm Reply
    2. Gumpin

      What's this about mining?

      Please tell us oh guru of the rocks. Sultan of the roid. Emperor of the bwzzzzbwzzzzbwzzzzz.

      February 1, 2012 at 10:44 pm Reply
  22. AngelRaper

    10 nearly identically fit Mackinaws were all mining ice together in empire.
    doesn't sound like bots, more like ships owned by the corp and flown by it's members.
    anyhoo, very brave to blow up ships which can't defend themselves.

    btw, the first T2 item in the game was a mining laser.
    and at least half of the EVE community went nuts with joy.
    if the first T3 items would've been a mining laser, then it would've been disappointment all around…

    February 1, 2012 at 9:22 pm Reply
    1. guest

      botters need to die, corps that have fleets of mining ships need to die, bravery and cruelty have their similarities, ccp needs to make the first t3 mod a mining laser so ppl are encouraged to mine more, thus giving us more targets of hilarity

      February 2, 2012 at 9:02 am Reply
  23. plexforceone

    A mackinaww was warpin2 ice wit her orka n they were crossin da system.

    she sed "bbz will u ganglink me 4evr"

    he said "NO..""

    da mak cryed N warpd 2 da belt b4 da CONCORD bloo up da yellow man on da ice.

    orka was cryin and went to pic up her wrek.

    she was ded.

    he whispered 2 her pod "I ment 2 sey i will ganglink u FIVE-ever…" (dat mean he buff her moar den 4evr)

    xxx~*…like dis if u cry evry time…~*xxx

    February 1, 2012 at 9:37 pm Reply
    1. Opus

      wut?

      February 2, 2012 at 9:57 am Reply
      1. Malachi

        Exactly what I was thinking. Do you even ****ing speak english Plexforceone? Dear god every time I see someone type like this, all I can think is oh my fu**…..this is our future.

        February 3, 2012 at 8:29 pm Reply
  24. Random Miner

    The strangest thing about this article was the "tears" part of the title. A botter couldn't care less about ship losses. Sitting in the ice field during the goonie retard rage, I would always see the same bots come back no matter how many ganks. "Tears" were not involved. Unless you cry while touching yourself during a miner gank, which I suspect most miner gankers do… lol
    More real news please.

    February 1, 2012 at 10:26 pm Reply
  25. SecStatus=Overrated

    Lolz can be had with t2 fit rookie ships if you got 9-10 of you, just gonna cost you a couple o' guns and about 6 rounds of ammo and you're good to go. Could prolly just bio-mass a crappy alt every now and again and you wouldn't even have to worry about sec status but you're prolly gonna need a few more heads if you ain't t2 fit, perfect for the lemming fleets, not seen one of those in a while.

    February 1, 2012 at 11:40 pm Reply
    1. Anonymouse

      which is also a violation of the eula…

      February 2, 2012 at 12:09 am Reply
      1. SecStatus=Overrated

        OK then, don't biomass your crappy alt, (like :CCP: is gonna wield the banhammer over suicide rookie ships LOL) Police ships on gates can't even tackle a BC before it warps away so rookie ships can just wait in low sec till they get a warp in on some unsuspecting bear and you're good to go, again. Violation of the eula….lol.

        February 2, 2012 at 9:20 am Reply
  26. Marcus_McTavish

    What if i use bots to gank… other bots….that mine….because mining is dumb………………………am i okay?

    February 2, 2012 at 12:57 am Reply
  27. zzz

    this guy is a fucking hero

    February 2, 2012 at 1:56 am Reply
  28. zmaster1985

    tht was simply awsome lol

    February 2, 2012 at 1:57 am Reply
  29. wtf

    This guy is a massive douche. Lets all blow up ships that provide fuel for our supercapital blo… oh wait. NVM good job :)

    February 2, 2012 at 2:13 am Reply
  30. Urziel99

    Gotta love people proving loss of sec status isn't enough of a deterrent to asshattery. Time to start having concord bar access to highsec and pod those who gcc in highsec at -5 or lower.

    February 2, 2012 at 3:12 am Reply
  31. LOOOOOOOOL

    Thanks for that set of kills right there. Removing bots from the grids means more ice for those who actually play 😀

    February 2, 2012 at 5:38 am Reply
  32. Podreaper

    Epic.

    February 2, 2012 at 7:16 am Reply
  33. 干杯...

    Sucks to be tempelton

    February 2, 2012 at 8:30 am Reply
  34. pff

    You see, you can gank those bots all you want they will always come back unless ccp starts banning them, and the reason they will come back is because actual person doesnt waste his own time to mine, he sets up and leaves his pc, mined all his losses back up with the minimum effort and time spent. So, as you can see, as much pleasure as this gives us, it is not solving the problem at all, unfortunately. And what is worse for the miners who do this manually to earn cash is those damn bots mine 23/7 and keep the prices very low and not worth the effort for the real miner to mine the ice, now check this out, we are stuck in a circle, you are happy to have cheap isotopes but unhappy to have bots, make up your minds already, which one is it?

    February 2, 2012 at 10:06 am Reply
    1. LOL

      Hint: get bots! who the fuck mines 'manually' these days? ISK / hr ratio is SHIT so no wonder ppl are using bots …

      PS: In court is close to impossible to prove some one is a bot BTW – this is why CCP changed their policy, they used to temporarily ban bots. Probably some one sued them and no more ban's 😉 Another thing close to impossible to prove is account sharing -> also rarely punished by CCP – same reason: impossible to prove. Even if you have 2 different connections 5 minutes a part with IP's 10.000 km apart you can still use VNC 😉 Besides they have to prove you are guilty and not you to prove your innocence 😉

      Cheers!

      February 2, 2012 at 3:52 pm Reply
  35. pff

    lol, ever heard of completely legal multiboxing software called ISBoxer? you can manage as many accounts as you want with it, it relays mouse and keyboard clicks to every client, first do some research then accuse multiboxers of botting.

    February 2, 2012 at 10:46 am Reply
  36. Rakathy

    This goes for news nowadays?

    February 2, 2012 at 12:31 pm Reply
  37. ProfitsRGood

    As a mack bpo owner I 100% support this type of action, there should be more of it.

    February 2, 2012 at 12:36 pm Reply
    1. LOL

      Only thing you own is a big pile of bullshit mate

      February 2, 2012 at 3:46 pm Reply
  38. teehehe

    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=96

    I haz a Brother!!! Great gank

    February 2, 2012 at 8:53 pm Reply

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