Editor’s note: GoonSwarm minister of propaganda Endie has a knack for good writing, we present you both in the latest GoonSwarm Federation alliance update.

Here’s a stream of racist abuse dressed up as a rousing call to arms for Goons everywhere:

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Raiden’s latest, complex and multi-dimensional plot to kill us. Many GIA agents died a little inside to bring us these plans.

Vernichtungskrieg

Once every year, on average, someone tries to destroy Goonswarm. In 2006 it was Lotka Volterra and in 2007 it was Band of Brothers. In 2008 and 2009 it was BoB in various guises, Against All Authorities, Atlas and Red Overlord. In 2010 it was, well, Goonswarm. In 2011 it was basically everyone in the Assault on Precinct VFK. Now, this year’s attack has come a little early.

For the last week, Raidendot have been amassing, in Venal, every goonhating relic of 2007 who ever loudly proclaimed that they detested all blues or that ganking a raven on a gate with 12 cynabals was the epitome of small-gang warfare. They have been hitting our moons and those of our allies and, in the face of some complacency from a bloc gorged on tech and conquest in the aftermath of branch, they have already made some gains.

Next, they intend to assault our sovereignty and our CSAAs. To defeat this plan we will need two things. One is an Xttz, and we fortunately picked up one of these quite cheaply, ages ago. The other is you, with your maelstrom or scimitar or huginn.

Changing the direction of a big alliance to attack Goonswarm is a bit like altering course on an ocean liner: you’re probably drunk when you decide to do it; the person who made the call will be the first one in a liferaft paddling for safety; and there’s every likelihood you’re going to end up wrapped around a small but highly figurative Italian island. But this won’t happen unless we are rolling with several full fleets of battleships each night. The fact remains that we are facing four large alliances, the largest force of supercapitals assembled since the DRF’s attack on Tribute and a trashmob of “sorry, who?” types like Biblical enthusiasts Giantsbane, ticker “David”, who have been dragged from Vale to PF-. Not to mention the five hundred Greeks of Hell4s (I’m not making these names up) who, driven into a plate-smashing frenzy by the thumping sound of bazouki music, with no prospect of jobs any time soon and reduced to living off tzatziki and pine resin, will doubtless be able to squeeze in plenty of POS-bashing between riots.

All in all, I admit, they look an unimpressive crew, most of whose leadership I wouldn’t trust to paint my shed. But they have a lot of titans, and that does make up for a lot of failings in Eve Online.

Having gradually lost fully ten percent of their membership in the last 6 weeks, Raidendot badly need a good war. Unfortunately for them, this shall not be that good war. It will be an ugly, grinding war of kiting and timers; a war of Vee’s bombers; of five full fleets of Maelstroms; of suicide dreads and of Dominion sovereignty. And most of all it is a war that will eventually end with the shattered dreams, once more, of the hapless residue of Finfleet and x13 who we have beaten so often before.

Background

Starting in the late autumn (or “Fall” if your national pastime is complaining about Mexicans taking your jobs) of last year, Raidendot began attempting to assemble a slightly-shuffled arrangement of the usual suspects in order to attack us. Deklein has been offered to various more-or-less sceptical recipients, Pure Blind and its technetium to others. For a while, their putative allies – especially Tri Mk Ncdot – were nervous about the effect of the winter patch on supercapitals, and shuffled anxiously while trying to remove imaginary lint from their left sleeve.

Now, they are all worked up and ready to invade, full of outraged assertions that their 90bn ISK wanking chariots should be invincible to repay the risk they took in botting for them for four months.

There is some good news. I don’t know if you’ve ever been in a fight with a bunch of people at once, but my Dad always told me to pick a big cunt and hit him fucking hard. Since he was the headmaster of the secondary school I attended you can imagine that this was not a purely theoretical discussion. So while the Axis of Faggotry were humming and hawwing and waiting for it all to kick off we punched White Noise, and we did it fucking hard. Minus one enemy, according to this announcement:

[spoiler show=”Show Announcement”]

Update from 25th January
From: Cyberserker
To: White Noise. [WN]
ALLIANCE
Recently, you could see multiple mails about meetings of directors and CEOs of alliance corporations in the TS. It’s time to update on the situation in the alliance and that you can expect in the future since your head is already exploding head of contradictory rumors and all that was done for the last few days had come to a logical end.

About a week ago, BOPE corporation left alliance. At the meeting all corporations got invitation to join new forming alliance and go to the south, to work mainly with Red_legion and so on. The new alliance would get claim, war, and a new meaning to playing with the prospect of growth.

There was a meeting of directorate immediatle after that where all possibilities of alliance saving were discussed. We talked a lot before where should we go but little about how should we work together to save ticker, which was part of our life for 3.5 years. If you skip a bunch of small organizational issues, we had to resolve two major problems to remain on the “party” course:
1) Creation of new FC team, cooperation with allies and start of active participation in the war against goons as soon as possible.
2) The financial problems in three stages: creation of a fund to start the campaign, midterm and longterm funding.

We were able to find money and FCs that can lead fleets.

Raidens refused to work with us. They are not interested in our fleets. It does not make sense to describe everything that we were told but logs were sent to CEOs.
The general idea is simple: The war against the Goonswarm is over for WN within nothern block. Raiden. set us to +5 but their allies (Ev0ke and Init) refused to set us blue. So there will be following consequences for us: Major operations and war in the north is finished for us, and we will have space in Vale as long as Raiden. will “protect” us from Ev0kes and Init. If needed we can defend it and maybe for a long time but the result will be predictable – Venal.

This information was announced to the CEOs at the last meeting yesterday, after that we began to plan our next steps. Most of the corporations wants to “continue playing” in claimable 0.0. Despite the fact that during the existence of WN. we pissed off 3/4 of Eve – various options were considered various options (maybe except the goons) – from west to east.

Karma thing is simple – to change the side or to seek friendly place is not good and so CEOs made logical decision – to join the fight in the drone regions, together with old friends, Red Alliance and Legion of Death, we will start negotiations with them in the near future.[/b]

Regardless of the outcome of the negotiations, you need to know to do this know:
If you have not done it yet – store most of corporation assets in 6NJ- (Venal), but leave a couple of PVP ships in TVN.

[/spoiler]

With White Noise out of the way, we still face Raidendot, Ncdot, Evzeroke, Initiativedot and some pets whose names are very nearly as punctuation- or number-strewn. Lacking a credible American timezone, they are attempting to scrabble around for more and more reinforcements. Maybe IRC need a new home now that they’ve betrayed Mactep!

They also tried to plead with Test to abandon us, and promised them a variety of rewards on the never-never. Picture Test, here, as a kind of tubby, cross-dressing but nonetheless comely Eve in the Garden of Eden while Raiden are like that snake from The Jungle Books but with a worth lithp. Nevertheless, despite the attempts of Nugz and a few, retarded others to alienate Test, they remain our friends, whether or not we actually deserve them.

All of this would be distinctly unworrying: we have hammered pretty much every corporation in Raiden and NCDot into the ground, some of them on three or four occasions. But they have titans and they have supercarriers and we’re going to need every single clusterfuck member to be Xing up if we are to keep our moons and our space. If Goons sit back and hope someone else turns up then we lose our untouchable US timezone, and then we lose.

What To Expect

For the last week or so, Raidendot and their rapidly growing blob of allies have been hitting tech moons. Thus far, they have only taken a handful, and those have almost all been badly timed ally moons. But take tech they have, and in our space. You should expect them to keep doing this: kiting towers into Ev0ke’s timezone whenever they can and gradually trying to crumble our holdings down.

We are dealing with people trained at the feet of the Great Swede, however. So you should expect a very high chance that they repeat the same routine. At some point in the next few weeks they will, mid-week, red pen every titan, every supercarrier, and every subcapital that they can (well, every one which hasn’t been sold to raise a deposit for a new flat) and corral them into a symbolic target for a headshot. They will post screenshots of huge screenfuls of erebuses and avatars, and at the sight of these they will gloat and preen and surreptitiously rub themselves under their workdesks at the sight. They may try a headshot or they may try to achieve this in several systems at once, doubtless following the advice of some badly-remembered quote from Sun Tzu. When that comes, we will need to do what we did in VFK, and in PNQY and elsewhere: X up, keep Xing up, and then reap the rewards.

Those who forget the lessons of the past are condemned to come back in the summer for study camp. And in this case Camp Deklein might well end up with hostile ragnaroks desperately evacuating at downtime, stabbing at the ctrl-Q buttons and cursing CCP for getting rid of that exploit. But in order to achieve this traditional end-of-campaign celebration we will need every one of you, and every one of our allies, to join fleets.

CCP’s physics model sucks. Whenever you put a large group of supercapitals in one place the likelihood is that one of them will, a few minutes later, hurtle off into the distance at thousands of metres per second. This will happen and we will kill them.

The sad fact is that we are looking at several weeks of intensive fleet warfare, and that is going to seriously impact the amount of time left over for masturbation and… well, whatever else it is people try to squeeze in between bouts of Onanism.

What To Do

Get alphafleet ships in place. Watch the op threads to see where to have them. If you can fly a capswarm dread then please get one fitted and follow the instructions in capswarm. It is ridiculous that Eve has been reduced to the need for a 200-man suicide dreadswarms in order to counter otherwise-invincible titan blobs but we can only piss with the cocks God gave us so until CCP gets their act together it’s time to insure your Revelation and x up for titan destruction.

Have spare ships fitted. Even if you cannot afford multiple first line ships, have some spare drakes or digicanes or the like ready to go. In the era of Time Dilation it will come down to which side keeps coming back.

Genuinely good at Eve? Hate fleet fights? Love having your killboard seeming scroll in real-time before your eyes with the massed wrecks of travelling hostiles? Then join Black Ops and help theAdj make reinforcements and latecomers walk a trail of tears.

If you can get into a supercap, do so. Check out this thread from S-Mart for how to get in on these low, low prices and vast subsidies (save up to 45 billion over open market costs, overall):

[spoiler show=”Show Spoiler”]

Leviathan Blueprint, ME 2, free rental, shorter queues

Approx 45bn mineral cost at ME 2

Erebus Blueprint: ME 0, Rental fee 5bn

Approx 50bn mineral cost at ME 0
Approx 48bn mineral cost at ME 1
Approx 47bn mineral cost at ME 2

Avatar Blueprint: ME 0, Rental fee 5bn

Approx 49bn mineral cost at ME 0
Approx 47bn mineral cost at ME 1
Approx 46bn mineral cost at ME 2

Ragnaroks: Bring your own BPC (typical cost 7-9bn)

Approx 47bn mineral cost at ME 0
Approx 45bn mineral cost at ME 1
Approx 44bn mineral cost at ME 2

Aeon (Free BPC)
Approx 13bn mineral cost at ME 0
Approx 12bn mineral cost at ME 2

Nyx (Free BPC)
Approx 14bn mineral cost at ME 0
Approx 13bn mineral cost at ME 2

Hel
Approx 12.5bn mineral cost at ME 0
Approx 11.8bn mineral cost at ME 2

Wyvern
Approx 12.3bn mineral cost at ME 0
Approx 11.6bn mineral cost at ME 2

[/spoiler]

Titan Subsidy:

-All tank and rig modules
– Doomsday and Jump Portal modules
– All weapons (turrets or launchers)
– Discounted BPO/BPC use (see above)

Supercarrier Subsidy:

– ECM burst module and 20 Fighter-Bombers
– Free Aeon / Nyx BPC for use with alliance-approved producers (limited supply)
You will still need to provide any implants or skillbooks yourself, so remember to take that into account. pirate sets and hardwirings can cost 2-4bn, while the titan skillbooks are around 6bn.

Don’t travel solo and unscouted in your alphafleet ships. Occupational Hazzard are having so much fun popping hapless soloists in VFK itself that even I have wistfully eyed their “Apply” button. For big fights our Skirmish Commanders will be running reinforcement convoys.

– Endie

[spoiler show=”Did we mess up?”]
We want to give you guys the best possible intel, to post as fast as we can confirm it, but Eve being :Eve: is quite confusing. If we messed up with our intel, please contact us directly [email protected], provide the proof of it and we’ll correct it immediately noting the change and bringing the correction on top of the article list.[/spoiler]

If you would like to send intel or contribute, feel free to use the form below:

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204 Comments

  1. Desperation

    Such a desparation inside goonswarm, so many lies and senseless hopes, all eve universe hates you, deal with it, raiden didnt rallied anyone, they come as they see goons bleed

    January 26, 2012 at 4:39 pm Reply
    1. lolololol

      Attention Branch residents: Here are the new standing orders for the Goons:
      ATTENTION: NEW STANDING ORDERS

      ————————————————

      – ALPHA TO VFK – RESERVES TO VFK – WAR CLONES TO VFK –
      – CONFIDENCE IS HIGH – WATCH FOR >OPERATIONS<- BALLS NOT BLUE –

      — WAR BRANCH WAR this is not a drill WAR BRANCH WAR —

      ————————————————

      In other words all pets moved to Branch are left alone. So yeah FCON was the most intelligent kid on the block when they didn't want to move from their original area.
      Now you are all left to die alone with possible fights from time to time when GSF will feel likw welping another fleet.
      I feel sorry for you little Branch pets. Also SpaceMonkeys are best monkeys. :)

      January 26, 2012 at 5:00 pm Reply
      1. Nickator

        Yes… goons are abandoning Branch… exactly.

        January 26, 2012 at 5:09 pm Reply
        1. anonymous

          I hope they don't I enjoy killing them

          January 26, 2012 at 6:57 pm Reply
        2. cool name

          I am not sure if i am getting +1s from people who are correctly reading this as sarcasm or by raiden/etc people who actually think goons are abandoning Branch… not like it isn't a 5 minute trip away by titanbridge anyhow.

          January 26, 2012 at 7:01 pm Reply
      2. Raiden Pilot

        Branch is CLEAR OF ALL REDS WE ARE IN CONTROL.

        VENAL IS A PROBLEM AND WILL BE DELT ASAP FROM VFK.

        January 26, 2012 at 6:35 pm Reply
    2. cool name

      How does that make sense?

      1) they are here for tech
      2) It makes no sense for people to show up when goons bleed since they showed up right after the cfc took Branch, which was not "bloody" at all really.

      January 26, 2012 at 5:24 pm Reply
    3. Roland_Hova

      If only they only thought to 'rallied' their good posters…Im sure there's one or two in NCDOT, Radian, Radian pets, Hell4s, evoke, evoke pets, Initiative and infinitive mercs.

      January 26, 2012 at 6:14 pm Reply
      1. ViperRum

        No, not really, they are all pretty bad posters.

        January 26, 2012 at 6:25 pm Reply
        1. Roland_Hova

          then I stand corrected.

          January 26, 2012 at 6:27 pm Reply
          1. anonymous

            We came when Goons decided to splerge about how great they were and how unstoppable they were. I think we have put a dent in that theory of Mittani's. http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=3754 most recent battle

            January 26, 2012 at 7:13 pm
          2. Rol Dude

            Goons had fewer pilots and so they lost? what's your point with that link?

            January 26, 2012 at 7:19 pm
          3. Temmu

            Umm i think it was the margin they lost by.

            January 26, 2012 at 7:59 pm
          4. anonymous

            by 30 and they got demolished

            January 26, 2012 at 8:05 pm
          5. CFC Grunt
            January 26, 2012 at 11:59 pm
          6. anonymous

            shit happens

            January 27, 2012 at 5:56 am
      2. derp

        You seem to misunderstand the situation. The Raiden "allies" are only fighting againts goons and co because they want to see them fall…

        January 26, 2012 at 7:49 pm Reply
  2. SgtSimons

    lol, i like the reference to the crashed cruise liner. I am hoping that this war goes the same way it did last time. Where all the Titans are trapped in a few poses and goons have them surrounded but this time goons kills all the titans. I don't have any love for Goons but I sure as hell hate titans blobs. Death to all TITANS!

    January 26, 2012 at 4:44 pm Reply
    1. lolololol

      You mad bro cause you can't afford one? :)

      January 26, 2012 at 4:55 pm Reply
      1. Temmu

        No its because they don't want to spend the time training for them and think they are ruining eve.
        Maybe if they had their own they wouldn't be bitching so much.
        (preparing for neg rep)

        January 26, 2012 at 5:34 pm Reply
        1. BlackConsul

          Challenge accepted!

          January 26, 2012 at 6:28 pm Reply
          1. Temmu

            Think I can break 100??? =D

            January 26, 2012 at 7:44 pm
      2. SgtSimons

        no i can afford one I just don't think it is worth the money.

        January 26, 2012 at 5:45 pm Reply
      3. nerf titans

        I am a little mad that I can't afford one.

        But I am more pissed that they can one shot my dread or carrier with two mouse clicks.

        A titan takes 0 player skill to fly and is basically a curb-stomp-mobile

        January 26, 2012 at 7:14 pm Reply
        1. Temmu

          0 skill you say….

          Not so much the skill of flying it but rather the skill of choosing when and how to use it…

          January 26, 2012 at 7:45 pm Reply
          1. someguy

            That's like saying I have a nuke and the real skill is in how pink my shirt is while I prance around the button I'm about to press.

            January 26, 2012 at 10:13 pm
          2. butte

            wow

            await broadcast to log in

            log in

            join fleet

            jump to cyno

            tick sma for fleet

            literally the hardest thing in this game, what a feat

            January 27, 2012 at 6:53 am
          3. anonymous

            For subcaps:
            log in
            join fleet
            warp to titan for bridge
            right click titan and bridge
            anchor on your anchor or align
            cntr click and hit f1

            literally the hardest thing in this game, what a feat

            January 27, 2012 at 7:38 pm
    2. anonymous

      Funny part is that goons got stomped on by an all subcapital fleet and then their fc tried to play it off as a victory. Your endless propaganda is hilarious goonswarm "botting for 4 months for our titans" ok… not like we have a hell of a lot of tech moons or anything.

      January 26, 2012 at 6:48 pm Reply
      1. Blazde

        You realise the DRF built what is *still* the biggest supercap fleet in the game before it every touched the technetium in the north?

        The DRF itself hands out capital hulls like candy, and all the various hangers on get paid contracts derived from 3 years of botting. Well done guys

        January 26, 2012 at 7:32 pm Reply
        1. anonymous

          Because Raiden, Init,Pl, NC. were all helping drf for the last 3 years and got all their supers from them right?

          January 26, 2012 at 7:59 pm Reply
          1. Blazde

            PL – For the last 18 months, yes
            NCdot – For the past year, yes
            Init – I dunno are they trying to jump on the bandwagon? They didn't succumb before now, and guess what they didn't have a supercap fleet gifted to them either. Perhaps there's a link

            January 26, 2012 at 8:08 pm
          2. NCDOTER

            bought my sc with hard work no bots no hand outs

            January 27, 2012 at 4:31 am
          3. butte

            i bought mine scamming

            woot

            January 27, 2012 at 6:57 am
      2. Lorren Canada

        oh we killed a rdn nyx today. umad pubbie?

        January 27, 2012 at 4:33 am Reply
        1. anonymous

          Good job only 230 more to go

          January 27, 2012 at 5:47 am Reply
  3. War Observer

    Squealing goons are fun. Boohoohoo they have more super-caps, CCP it is all your fault QQ TT nnnjjjjaaaaa….. !!!!

    Simultaneously pathetic and entertaining :)

    January 26, 2012 at 4:53 pm Reply
    1. butte

      we get to relish in the fact that these nerds have been botting, RMTing their paychecks, or god forbid, grinding at the keyboard, for all these years to ~keep up~ with the flavor of the month

      and then when they realize that we CAN STILL take them on supercapital-wise they blue up with literally every shitty alliance that ~hates the goonies~ and has an SC fleet of any consequence because even though we have several alliances flying under our banner, it's really just GSF that has a supercapital fleet

      poor raiden, trying so hard to be good at a shitty game lmao

      January 27, 2012 at 5:46 am Reply
      1. wtf

        funny mocking raiden for having some blues when goons are the biggest coward/nappers around, wtf is the CFC after all, super carebear coalition

        January 27, 2012 at 7:30 am Reply
        1. butte

          you don't get it because you're dumb, you see

          January 27, 2012 at 6:48 pm Reply
      2. duder

        Why do you play a shitty game? Your life must be miserable. Don't you have any selfrespect?

        January 27, 2012 at 10:11 pm Reply
  4. NCDOTER

    this isn't an attack on goons. this is the reaction to your shit talking about taking the north. This is a great story for anyone who doesn't know the truth though. Unfortunately for you all it is a story.

    January 26, 2012 at 5:16 pm Reply
    1. BlackConsul

      They were talking of taking the north?

      January 26, 2012 at 6:33 pm Reply
  5. Lord Lucan

    Dam goons let the BoB thing go , they haven't been around for ages and they're still controlling your game.

    January 26, 2012 at 5:16 pm Reply
    1. Blazde

      Hating what BoB represented is not the same as BoB controlling the game

      And it never was

      January 26, 2012 at 5:42 pm Reply
      1. "Don't let your hatred against the Jews be the reason of your existence" that's the conclusion to a story a Nazi HC told to his peers in the Conspiracy Movie (quite good movie). The story related a kid whose abusive father survived his mother's by a decade. When the mother died, the kid grief, but briefly, the father kept abusing him and the kid grew up hating him the most.

        When the abusive father died, the kid couldn't bear himself to stop crying. As his reason to live (the hate) had died along with his father.

        Nazi wisdom aside, The goons becoming what BoB represented is simply part of a cycle which repeats itself within EVE. Now, whose the new Neo?

        January 26, 2012 at 6:06 pm Reply
        1. cool name

          How does that make sense?

          Goons aren't anything like what BOB represented. That's utterly false.

          Goons don't claim to be elite pvp, goons don't charge their allies to be allies, they dont even have the superfleet the size of raiden.

          You are eating your own propaganda.

          January 26, 2012 at 6:21 pm Reply
          1. please state what bob represented?

            January 26, 2012 at 7:10 pm
          2. RIVERINI's FATHER

            FUCK YOU RIVERINI YOU WILL BE HEADED BACK TO HIGH SEC AND DDOS WILL RETURN MUPPET

            January 26, 2012 at 8:02 pm
          3. IT-loyalist

            relax…

            January 27, 2012 at 1:27 pm
          4. Kenny G

            I'd like to hear this in all honesty.

            From what I'm able to see the Goons have evolved into a very BoB-like entity.
            But… I mean, I could absolutely be way off. Still, I'd very seriously like to know.

            January 26, 2012 at 11:14 pm
          5. MAD GUY

            no offense riv, but goons are far from bob, they wish they were bob in their day, and they wish they wish they were someone else now… goons has always been the depository for noobs who cant find a home in any of the other great american alliances out there, the kids who are still in elementary school, and the fat nerds who RMT their taxes and tech money to pay for their nachos and mountain dew in their moms basement. IM SO MAD can u tell?

            January 26, 2012 at 11:46 pm
        2. Roland_Hova

          I'd fall for your trolling riverini if it were clever, logically constant, or not utterly bereft of any substantive value.

          January 26, 2012 at 6:25 pm Reply
        3. BlackConsul

          Wow, I actually genuinely feel stupider after reading that comment. I didnt think that was actually possible. +1 rep bro!

          January 26, 2012 at 6:32 pm Reply
        4. Tiniff

          riverini

          pls stop being profound

          January 26, 2012 at 6:52 pm Reply
        5. Blazde

          There is a hint of BoB in Goons, it comes from success and the egos that always bandwagon on it. We had the same thing in RAWR, a bunch of dicks that joined at the height of the success and thought they had anything to do with it despite not grafting for 3-4 years during the alliance's rise. They all came from the previous great alliances (and many of them are now in PL). However despite their efforts they never came remotely close to controlling the alliance, even if in places they managed to give it a bad name

          January 26, 2012 at 7:21 pm Reply
          1. Blazde

            And there's the difference to BoB. From what I can tell Goon leadership is grounded in the reality of their alliance and the same guys that made it succeed are still in control. A few egos among a couple thousand members is nbd. In contrast, when your entire leadership has their their head up their ass, believing every member of the alliance is somehow better than everyone else playing the game, then you have a BoB. The real problem with BoB wasn't just that they believed they were better than everyone but that most of the rest of EVE believed it too and for several years running they sucked in all those numerous gutless bandwagoning egotistical dicks that instantly thought they were awesome because the joined BoB. That made it pretty hard for the rest of us to put them where the belonged

            Right now Goons have a small handful of those guys. The majority lie… elsewhere

            January 26, 2012 at 7:21 pm
          2. Cocker Spaniel

            Yes goon leadership = grounded, smart, logical, well groomed, courageous, daring, big balled, anything else? I joined IT because it wasn't goonswarm, and raiden again for same reason.

            January 26, 2012 at 11:44 pm
          3. guy

            not that you'd get into goonswarm anyway

            January 27, 2012 at 5:34 am
          4. Joseph Smith's Jesus

            u serious? can't tell if serious.

            January 27, 2012 at 1:10 pm
      2. wtf

        oh you must have joined CFC, brainwashed already

        January 27, 2012 at 9:16 pm Reply
    2. ViperRum

      Lucan…say how is your light brigade?

      January 26, 2012 at 6:26 pm Reply
      1. L0rd_Lucan

        Dead !

        January 26, 2012 at 8:21 pm Reply
  6. wutwut

    These sort of self-absorbed "formal" propaganda announcements from Goons prove that they're the socially-stunted group of spergers everyone thinks they are. EVE isn't real, you morons — it's a game. Go out and touch a breast once in a while.

    January 26, 2012 at 5:30 pm Reply
    1. TROLOLOL

      the fact that you guys are taking offense are their idea of amusement make you more retarded, no?

      January 26, 2012 at 6:14 pm Reply
    2. BlackConsul

      Actually, im pretty sure thats what they think of themselves as too. Not the most srs bunch of people, lets face it.

      January 26, 2012 at 6:34 pm Reply
    3. butte

      Okay, tell that to the guys in Raidendot who have ~supposedly~ spent years grinding up ISK to buy titans

      January 27, 2012 at 5:47 am Reply
      1. LOL GOONS

        they are enjoying their final days of being in their titans before mittens brings 2000 man fleets and gets ccp to nerf anything that can beat them nerfed.

        January 27, 2012 at 10:27 am Reply
        1. Akrasjel Lanate

          another idiot posting that mitten is god and CCP will nerf anything that he says

          January 27, 2012 at 12:08 pm Reply
  7. Carlos

    love the cartoon XD

    January 26, 2012 at 5:39 pm Reply
  8. nullsecnoob

    Goon fleets and Boat's stories all weekend? Oy vey!

    January 26, 2012 at 5:48 pm Reply
  9. plexforceone

    DEKLEIN BY FEBRUARY, GUYS

    January 26, 2012 at 6:19 pm Reply
    1. Raiden Pilot

      COME AND GET IT. YOU CANT

      January 26, 2012 at 6:35 pm Reply
      1. Roland_Hova

        Why would goons get Deklein? They live in Deklein so there's nothing to get Mr. anonymous Raiden guy, you're making no sense.

        What are we like not hipster enough to 'get' the esoteric nature Deklein?

        January 26, 2012 at 6:44 pm Reply
        1. PROUD FCON MEMBER
          January 26, 2012 at 7:17 pm Reply
          1. herp_de_derp

            wow, you welped a drake fleet with maelstroms and superior numbers. Did that all by yourself did ya?

            January 26, 2012 at 7:44 pm
          2. Temmu

            Yea thats a great link considering it doesnt show Goonswarm or any other alliance losses…
            n00b

            January 26, 2012 at 7:46 pm
          3. anonymous

            and they got completely owned so fail link is fail.

            January 26, 2012 at 8:00 pm
          4. Operation FuckGoons

            That only shows that you only ever engage when you out number the enemy….

            pitty really.

            January 26, 2012 at 7:48 pm
          5. NCDOTER

            is this what your trying to show… .http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12244107
            ??

            January 27, 2012 at 4:29 am
          6. Nigga

            http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=122… prity sure he was trying to link this

            January 27, 2012 at 10:44 am
    2. Joseph Smith's Jesus

      Hate laggy/TiDi/whatever fleet fights, but hate goons moar, maybe that's a little strong, don't particularly give a flying fuck about goons, but Mittens is a delusional fuckfaced internet celebrity whore who needs his nose pounded to the back of his skull, repeatedly. (Gee I sound mad don't I? Why don't you tell us all how mad I am?) This article is recognised for what it is, a desperate plea for all the shitty members and ally's to "keep x'ing up" coz its starting to look like you're gonna get your shit pushed in. I will be suggesting to my CEO that it might be time to jump back into the arena and help New Eden rid itself of goons once and for all, just to one day say to my grandkids that I was there. Everyone is familiar with the goons story and how they got raped and were invited to to stay on the Deklein sofa for a while, which is why there will be zero mercy this time round. Your space will be taken from you and I very much doubt anyone will take you in like last time because anyone who did would get obliterated in the stampede to eradicate goons to the last man.

      Enjoying the goons Deklein into obscurity.

      January 27, 2012 at 12:48 pm Reply
      1. plexforceone

        implying if the goons ever got pushed from 0.0 they wouldn't just go back to syndicate and start the sov domination all over again

        you think "begging for x'ing up" is bad now. you obviously haven't been on the recieveing end of a 23/7 month-long system camp brah

        January 29, 2012 at 4:30 am Reply
  10. HELLAS PILOT

    Not to mention the five hundred Greeks of Hell4s (I’m not making these names up) who, driven into a plate-smashing frenzy by the thumping sound of bazouki music,

    WHAT A LIE H4LLAS ALLIANCE DOESNT HAVE MORE THAN 100 ACTIVE MAX

    January 26, 2012 at 6:30 pm Reply
  11. CFC member

    Goon propoganda best propoganda.

    January 26, 2012 at 6:32 pm Reply
  12. funny

    Errrr who wants useless sov? We'll just take those moons thank you very much

    January 26, 2012 at 6:39 pm Reply
    1. thinking clearly

      And when the cynojammers go up and the cfc has 15+ titans in the system and you can't get yours in to save your tech, how will you hold them without sov?

      January 26, 2012 at 7:03 pm Reply
      1. Capt Obvious

        and cyno jammers take 3 weeks to take down like the do to put up right?

        January 26, 2012 at 11:52 pm Reply
      2. lolol

        Hiding under cynojammers? Old goon trick. Problem is goons are so ridden with spais that keeping those things online will be a minor miracle.

        January 26, 2012 at 11:55 pm Reply
        1. thinking clearly

          Worked just fine every single time they have done it before.

          January 27, 2012 at 5:59 am Reply
          1. Joseph Smith's Jesus

            Cyno jammers will protect our stuffz LOL. Not like a sub cap fleet can take it down in minutes. GL with that.

            January 27, 2012 at 1:30 pm
  13. Kenny G

    Man.. looks like them Goons is ina bind.
    Time to rally the racists?

    January 26, 2012 at 6:42 pm Reply
  14. lolgoons

    "There is some good news. I don’t know if you’ve ever been in a fight with a bunch of people at once, but my Dad always told me to pick a big cunt and hit him fucking hard. Since he was the headmaster of the secondary school I attended you can imagine that this was not a purely theoretical discussion. So while the Axis of Faggotry were humming and hawwing and waiting for it all to kick off we punched White Noise, and we did it fucking hard. Minus one enemy, according to this announcement:"

    Seriously? White Noise were quiet, passive and practically irrelevant at the end of their campaign in Catch. They were dead by the time Goons invaded Branch. I don't think anyone was surprised that Goons took Branch so rapidly and with so little resistance, nor is anyone truly surprised that White Noise is failscading. So don't try to spin that like you dealt a major blow by taking WN's space. They were dead long before you did that.

    January 26, 2012 at 6:47 pm Reply
    1. Lube

      They weren't dead. They just couldn't resist. And now would you like to entertain yourself with the clueless cup of shut the fuck up?

      January 26, 2012 at 8:41 pm Reply
      1. goonpropogandaisweak

        They were dying fast. It was like GENTS fighting IEG. It only took a nudge. How do you people shit yourselves up so badly?! Sometimes I think Goons exist in a giant vacuum tube of bullshit propoganda.

        Correction: I do think that all the time.

        January 26, 2012 at 10:01 pm Reply
      2. Bob_the_Bitcher

        roflmao

        January 26, 2012 at 10:08 pm Reply
      3. lolgoons

        u mad?

        January 26, 2012 at 11:31 pm Reply
    2. LOL GOONS

      OH no white noise space, they may have to retreat to their other half a region in vale to RMT BOT/RAT whatever noobs

      January 26, 2012 at 11:56 pm Reply
      1. anonymous

        why do that when they can just join goons to rmt/bot/rat

        January 27, 2012 at 6:04 am Reply
    3. wtf

      exactly and sad thing was when WN did rally they repelled goons pretty easily, unless it was more than 5-1 odds

      January 27, 2012 at 9:25 pm Reply
  15. anonymous

    Confirming we can only win with our titans….. http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=3754 http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12

    and: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12… The maelstroms at the top with pod km's also died adding to that but their kms weren't posted

    Only reason I am linking this is because their fc played that off as a victory… I'll let you guys be the judge of how much bs they spew.

    January 26, 2012 at 7:10 pm Reply
    1. nullsecnoob

      That must have been a good fight.

      January 26, 2012 at 8:48 pm Reply
      1. anonymous

        It was but then listening to goon fc playing it off as a victory was rather hilarious considering how it actually played out.

        January 27, 2012 at 6:00 am Reply
  16. Cosmokrator

    INIT+RDN+Ejoke+pets(H4llas) are planning to invade Branch.

    WE ARE READY WE WILL BRING THEM PAIN.

    LESS QQ MORE PEW PEW.

    I WAS THERE. http://kb.f-con.us/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=1322… RED TITAN DOWN FROM X13 ( X-BOB )

    RIVERINI YOU ARE SO PROFOUND STOP IT YOU ARE AN ASS.

    January 26, 2012 at 7:23 pm Reply
    1. Cosmokrator
      January 26, 2012 at 7:25 pm Reply
      1. anonymous

        you know goons lost a titan too and a lot of dreads

        January 26, 2012 at 8:07 pm Reply
        1. LOL

          shhh they have forgotten that SCs can kill dreads, that is why their plan to bring 200 dreds is just epic and perfectly unflawed,…. shhh. not like they have 200 pilots that can even fit capital guns unfortunatly lol

          January 26, 2012 at 11:48 pm Reply
          1. TROLOLOL

            at least they try

            January 30, 2012 at 3:46 pm
    2. Temmu

      How is a kill from 4 days ago relevant?

      January 26, 2012 at 8:02 pm Reply
    3. i wasnt there

      did you forget that the titan lose was answered by insta popping a Leviathan as well as about a titas worth of dreads?

      January 27, 2012 at 4:42 am Reply
      1. guy

        did you forget that a Leviathan costs us 60b at most? ;p

        January 27, 2012 at 5:37 am Reply
  17. Cosmokrator
    January 26, 2012 at 7:26 pm Reply
    1. nullsecnoob

      I have always loved that pic.

      January 26, 2012 at 8:46 pm Reply
  18. Goonie

    Soon all of EVE will fly under the Goon banner…soon….

    January 26, 2012 at 8:13 pm Reply
    1. droljica

      my point…..

      January 26, 2012 at 10:19 pm Reply
      1. totally happens

        this is why it was so important to break up the NC protecting GS while they held tech moons and made billions their cap fleets could have been the biggest in the game, luckily for fail leadership on all parts they have no SC fleet to speak of. and goons now not helping a friend in need are left with only their furry carebear friends to back them up. logistic lines already falling apart, ships getting too expensive to replace, soon the GSF will be ordered back to ratting because their tax income is drying up and no tec moon income to replace ships uhoh goons,.

        January 26, 2012 at 11:55 pm Reply
        1. guy

          we still have 60+ tech moons, you mad

          January 27, 2012 at 5:41 am Reply
        2. guy

          btw we do have one of the largest supercapital fleets in the game, we're just not blue to every other supercapital fleet of any consequence like Raiden is

          January 27, 2012 at 5:43 am Reply
          1. anonymous

            You blob subcaps we blob supercaps in response. Keep crying.

            January 27, 2012 at 6:06 am
          2. butte

            "we lose because you blob, CFC"

            January 27, 2012 at 6:47 am
          3. butte

            also i find it hilarious that raiden openly chestbeats about being a great, powerful alliance when they refuse to fight without meatshields and allied supercapitals on standby

            January 27, 2012 at 6:49 am
    2. liesliesandmorelies

      Worst troll ever

      January 26, 2012 at 11:51 pm Reply
  19. Baghdad Bob

    'We have destroyed 2 titans, fighter bombers, 2 helidictors and their shovels – We have driven them back."

    "They're not even [within] 100 miles [of Branch]. They are not in any place. They hold no place in Venal. This is an illusion … they are trying to sell to the others an illusion."

    January 26, 2012 at 8:16 pm Reply
    1. aaaa

      100 mles is not a lot in eve.

      January 26, 2012 at 8:30 pm Reply
    2. Capt Obvious

      confirming the people fighting GSF need space.

      January 26, 2012 at 11:53 pm Reply
  20. huh?

    All I am reading is the same good propaganda I have heard for the past 6 months. "Wah, Wah, Nerf Supers/Titans so my 800 maelstrom blob can be unstoppable!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CCP NERF THOSE *Insert Common Insult*!!!"

    *
    Botters
    Russians
    RWT Fags

    January 26, 2012 at 8:17 pm Reply
    1. LOL

      nice signature mate … oh wait

      January 27, 2012 at 9:54 am Reply
  21. droljica

    To quote Joseph Goebels: “If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."

    And sad part is that mittani really think this is true…..

    January 26, 2012 at 8:28 pm Reply
    1. wat

      QUICKLY MORE WW2 REFERENCES STAT

      January 26, 2012 at 9:12 pm Reply
  22. Crack_Pipe_Pilot

    I have always wondered what the problem is with "blobbing" the enemy. Should the CFC always wait until the enemy can muster up 1000 pilots? We can't wait that long. BTW yes you will see CFC fleets 750+ all weekend, so PLEASE bring your Supers/Titans/Caps.

    January 26, 2012 at 8:45 pm Reply
    1. NCDOTER

      we will and you will die ina fire

      January 27, 2012 at 4:36 am Reply
      1. Trapped

        YAY!!! I get to see sparklies all around my little cruiser 😀

        January 27, 2012 at 7:59 am Reply
        1. stfumk2

          its not so much that goons bring huge numbers its that they dont rely on tactics, more throw as many ships at it till it dies

          January 27, 2012 at 9:22 pm Reply
          1. TROLOLOL

            it takes skill to chuck titans at subcaps

            January 30, 2012 at 3:39 pm
  23. -A- FC

    As long as all the supercaps flown by botters die in a fire I'll be a happy bunny.. so stop talking about it and cut Raidens Balls off..

    The enemy of my enemy is my friend… and all that shite (even if it is a goon – 3 way love time !yay!)

    January 26, 2012 at 8:49 pm Reply
    1. Rdn. Dude

      Clue – you need to actually UNDOCK to fight.

      January 26, 2012 at 10:54 pm Reply
    2. You so mad

      I know every raiden SC pilot, none of them bot, thanks for your propaganda, have a wonderful day.

      January 26, 2012 at 11:49 pm Reply
      1. You so wrong

        I know every Raiden titan pilot and they all bot.

        January 27, 2012 at 5:36 am Reply
        1. anonymous

          Please give this proof to show raiden is botting compared to goonswarm who have already stated numerous times they allow it because it makes them money.

          January 27, 2012 at 5:58 am Reply
          1. butte

            taxes are such an insignificant portion of our income

            we allow botting because we have more important shit to deal with than ratting drama

            January 27, 2012 at 6:42 am
          2. Trapped

            Allowed and Ignored are 2 different things.

            Goons ignore botting because they have better shit to deal with, in their opinions, and dealing with botters is CCPs job.

            January 27, 2012 at 7:55 am
  24. dreamersofreality

    huh, stupid that it takes a 200 man dread fleet to fight titans?

    Yup, he is smoking something, and I don't want any of it. Goons at least got the right idea to replace there 400 man maelstrom fleet with a dread fleet when fighting supers. Since you can't alpha a super, stupid goons, you need DPS to break them and the "tactic" you are using now HAS BEEN IN THE GAME BEFORE THE UN-NEEDED NERF.

    January 26, 2012 at 8:49 pm Reply
    1. AlphaCaps

      Wait wait wait… wasn't there an article here saying you can alpha a titan with I think 30 doomsdays?

      … I'm sure you can alpha a super easy.

      January 27, 2012 at 4:30 am Reply
      1. anonymous

        He means alpha it with maelstroms not supers which goons will never field enough unless Raiden/NC./Pl completely get owned in a battle and lose all of theirs.

        January 27, 2012 at 6:03 am Reply
        1. butte

          the day goonswarm has uncontested supercapital superiority is the day before they get nerfed ((

          January 27, 2012 at 7:16 am Reply
  25. David Star

    Who the fuck cares if the Goons are BoB, or Raiden. is BoB…Band of Brothers was a damn fantastic show.

    The REAL potiential takeaway here = THERE IS GOING TO BE A BIG FOOKIN' WAR – and we get to watch it :)

    January 26, 2012 at 8:49 pm Reply
  26. goonpropogandaisweak

    Funniest call to arms ever. Facts:

    – Raiden and allies have been curbstomping GSF for over a month to their great delight
    – WN was an ally – and by attacking them, they (GSF) attacked RDN.
    – GSF threatened in many public posts that "raiden is next", "bob mark 99 is next", and so on. The bluster could be felt miles away.
    – GSF tried to create a wedge between NC. and RDN., apparently this didnt work out so well for them.
    – Its fine for GSF to blob 700 people against anyone they like, but not fine when that strategy doesnt work – then its bitch and whine.

    Goons are rotten to the core, and Endie will have a wonderful career convincing the polish that the germans are really their friends. I hear the information ministry of Syria is trying to hire him. Mittanni (whoever) is trying to scam people with fake avatar sales, showing just how desperate for funds GSF really is. Word on the street is that GSF doesnt even have reliable supply lines.

    TLDR: Goons picked a fight they thought they could win, and did prevail early – then the famous "WE WON" procolomation followed by rapid fire buttfuckings from RDN and co have them utterly panic and disorganized.

    Bringing canes to an abadon fight is like brining a watergun into harlem.

    These mistakes show hubris – and ultimately that will be their downfall.

    Fear not – GSF will live on as a huge joke in the video game annals.

    January 26, 2012 at 9:52 pm Reply
    1. rara

      Consider the reality of what's happening between the CFC and Raiden:

      1) Raiden made little effort to help WN defend Branch, with the exception of a couple of displays of power that didn't really accomplish anything strategically
      2) Raiden are only seriously attacking CFC moons now that WN have started fleeing to the south and are mid-collapse, and now that the CFC has sov in almost the entirety of Branch
      3) Every Branch moon that Raiden takes will just be taken back once the sov level rises and the CFC can online cyno jammers
      4) The CFC are timing everything for US prime (except when they fuck it up), at which they are relatively unchallenged
      5) The CFC can still throw welpfleets and suicide dreads at the Titan blob in Euro prime and occasionally kill a super or titan, like they've been doing

      The situation has worked out pretty well for the CFC. Taunting Raiden into attacking them by posting everywhere "obviously we're going to invade Tenal next" has turned this into a war primarily fought in CFC sov and at CFC's best timezone. In a few weeks, perhaps after Raiden lose a few more supers/titans and all of the Branch moons have been taken back under cyno jammers, CFC morale will be high and Raiden morale will be low. Then the CFC may choose to go on the offensive.

      January 27, 2012 at 4:20 am Reply
      1. anonymous

        Once Pl./NC. redeploy against goonswarm the titan numbers will be 2.5x that of what goons have been facing in US tz. They started this war and by spewing crap about how they are going to take most of nc./pl's tech moons and only leave them enough to pay for sov only convinced them to join the war. That and leaving Raiden to die is not in their best interest. WN was reset and they were no longer allies. Raiden on the other hand was not.

        January 27, 2012 at 5:54 am Reply
        1. Gumpin

          Or goons hire PL to shoot Raiden, and NC. Goes back to being Switzerland of the north.

          January 27, 2012 at 6:12 am Reply
      2. Da Dude

        Dear Goongents, you can't be that stupid can you? You do realize that you haven't seen many NC. and PL ships in the fights so far? You do realize that their supercaps are standing on stand by during every huge engagement?

        January 28, 2012 at 8:58 am Reply
        1. TROLOLOL

          you do realize pl is staying out of this one, right?

          January 30, 2012 at 3:43 pm Reply
    2. guy

      Mittens never pulled off titan scams on his own, he simply acted as a "third party" to assist GSF members while taking a small cut, for himself.

      We're still rich as fuck and, sorry, I don't know where you've heard this, but our "supply lines" (wtf?) are just fine. Check out the VFK market sometime, bruv.

      January 27, 2012 at 5:33 am Reply
    3. Casheis

      LOL, dumb nubbins has no clue what hes talking about.

      January 27, 2012 at 9:37 pm Reply
  27. Bob_the_Bitcher

    Shit's about to get real! I will be there…

    January 26, 2012 at 10:06 pm Reply
  28. Rdn. Dude

    The endie posting goes nicely with a light salad and a cup full of goon tears.

    January 26, 2012 at 10:57 pm Reply
  29. Wilson Yu

    nerf titans? Hmmm do you even know how much titans are worth? how much money and time it takes to make supercarriers? for the love of god if someone lost 1 titan, its like losing 25-40 dreads, its like losing 300+ malestorm, its like losing a ton of shit. TO be able to utilize 30+ titans in one battle, wow that is a counter to blob and yes that is what the role the titan is in. To counter blobs, to be uber wtf roflstomp ships. So whoever say titans are op, yes they are… you know why? cause they cost so much fucking money. Plus titans blobs? are you shitting me, when is 30 of the same ship a blob. A blob is like 100+ ships.

    January 26, 2012 at 11:48 pm Reply
    1. guy

      Do you even know how many titans there are in the game?

      30 ahahaha there's shitty little lowsec ~pirate~ alliances that can field that

      January 27, 2012 at 5:38 am Reply
      1. guy

        Okay maybe not that's hyperbole but ahaha you think ISK is still a thing

        holy pubbies

        January 27, 2012 at 5:39 am Reply
        1. thinking clearly

          Insurance included losing a titan is like losing 160 dreads.

          January 27, 2012 at 5:58 am Reply
      2. anonymous

        link one pirate alliance with that many titans please

        January 27, 2012 at 6:02 am Reply
        1. butte

          goonswarm federation has quite a bit more than 30 titans and we are dreaded pirates

          ice interdiction, remember that?

          January 27, 2012 at 7:19 am Reply
          1. anonymous

            they are still classified as a null alliance since they reside in null and own space in null.

            January 27, 2012 at 7:46 pm
    2. Trapped

      Yes, Raiden. and co are field 100+ titans AND 100+ supercarriers.

      Did you see the video where they alpha'd a goon titan?

      January 27, 2012 at 7:58 am Reply
      1. Bitter Carebear

        Raiden don't even have 100 titans in alliance m8, nevermind active on the field at the same time.

        January 27, 2012 at 2:53 pm Reply
  30. - ask your bytch-

    Lol who cares about the carebears in the CFC only think they can pvp is hulks Goons cant pvp everyone knows that i bet if CVA attack goons they would loose the war… goons suck test suck everyone down there sucks ok next story

    January 27, 2012 at 12:00 am Reply
    1. goonbears

      HAHAHA hell ya

      January 27, 2012 at 12:18 am Reply
  31. Capitan Zapato

    LMFAO your using EN24 to recruit…. cuz your getting fucked ways till Sunday in a war you yourself started. . . Maybe Mittani isn't as smart as he thought he was.

    January 27, 2012 at 12:28 am Reply
  32. plzletmebeagoon

    On noes goons in trouble, better just hold on until the next school holidays and hope ccp drops a 10 day return to eve pass for your members

    January 27, 2012 at 12:31 am Reply
  33. Yarr

    This made me laugh. Does anyone realise how sh** goons are actually doing in this war??? This propaganda post is hilarious! http://kb.raidenalliance.net/?a=kill_related&amp;… and http://kb.raidenalliance.net/?a=kill_related&amp;… . Raidenalliance completely raped them on the 25th with DBRB getting a second fleet of 70bs's after the 1st fight and losing all of them too. Awesome FC, flying 70 males aligned to station whilst being bubbled and just losing everything, your skill is tremendous. Yes Goons outweigh them but that weight is made up of a large number of untrained fat .… Why does evenews actually report on actual events rather than relying on Kugu spouted sh** posts like this

    January 27, 2012 at 12:37 am Reply
    1. Anonymouse

      Thank you for censoring "sh**" My delicate sensibilities are protected thanks to you.

      January 27, 2012 at 1:44 am Reply
  34. lolol

    http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Raiden./stats

    Maybe my math is bad – but how did RDN lose 10% of their membership???

    Sounds like endie is mad the spais cant get in?

    January 27, 2012 at 12:49 am Reply
    1. Anonymouse

      http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Raiden./stats/

      This is probably what he means… that slight dip. 10% of 2000 is 200.

      January 27, 2012 at 1:41 am Reply
    2. skidoo

      but i already am in.

      January 27, 2012 at 7:25 am Reply
    3. anonymous

      well if you go from 2200 to 2000 thats losing 10%

      January 27, 2012 at 2:48 pm Reply
  35. TheTrueFact

    LOL!!! jesus do goons have to stoop so low as to try and convince their members that raiden are the "snake from the jungle book" i mean god… grow up!

    >> Respect ur member base and dont try and use imagery to indoctrinate them! fucking hell! <<

    its an internet spaceship game after all! if ur going that far then u might as well start saying "watch out boys and girls raiden the boogyman will steal ur souls if u dont x up and get ur maelstroms into fleet…"

    wow… just wow :S

    January 27, 2012 at 1:02 am Reply
    1. stfumk2

      remember the general goon/cfc grunt has a kidlike demeaner, brainwashing is required to get them into fleet

      January 27, 2012 at 3:17 am Reply
    2. butte

      Nobody in the CFC doubts that Raiden is a competent alliance.

      January 27, 2012 at 7:17 am Reply
  36. stfumk2

    I always remember Mr Vee saying "niggers, dumb niggers" etc etc on fleets, kinda summed up goons imo, fact is its a game but these guys cant see that, and you have the more elite alliances that tend to act with more honor and respect and let their guns do the talking, I see raiden/ncdot/init as the good guys, I really hope goons fucking disapear once raiden and co finish them off this time

    January 27, 2012 at 3:28 am Reply
    1. Pumba

      So you casually drop the race card and THEN talk about honor and respect?
      Sorry, but I haven't been on an eve comm yet where the term nigger wasn't profusely used to paint any and everybody. That includes several of the valiant hero alliances you call "the good guys".
      If your argument is that they are all racists and will loose as a result, then what about your "good guys"?

      January 27, 2012 at 11:06 pm Reply
      1. CareBearStares

        So… are you saying that the Goons aren't racist becouse other Alliances use ignorant slurs?
        I don't think it works that way.

        Did you happen to catch the title of this document? http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Vernichtungskrieg+wiki&l

        January 27, 2012 at 11:22 pm Reply
        1. Pumba

          No.
          I didn't say they weren't racist. Where do you read that?
          Maybe if you pull your silly little head out of whoever or whatever's ass, you could comprehend the words that are actually in my post.
          Want to give that another shot? Please do.

          January 28, 2012 at 6:01 am Reply
          1. CareBearStares

            Nope, I got nothin.
            I did totally misread your post. Consequence of doing this shit at work during a boring-ass meeting.

            No mo ass on my head, brosif.

            January 28, 2012 at 12:40 pm
    2. EX NC FODDER

      Can we please chill out with the racial slurs? Capsuleers with color do have feelings too. TRUST ME. Now feel free to insult me on my ship/lack of isk/irrational conviction that THE NORTH WILL RISE AGAIN/, but seriously…one of the best parts of eve is that when you strip away the ships, we're all green pod thingys.

      END (hokey but heartfelt) TRANSMISSION

      January 29, 2012 at 8:52 am Reply
      1. CareBearStares

        Wurd.

        January 30, 2012 at 3:06 pm Reply
  37. Gunny

    Funny stuff, We all know how this will turn out, If i were Test id sit this one out or i may be next. Well good luck to Goons as you are at odds with all of Eve

    January 27, 2012 at 3:57 am Reply
  38. Pumba

    I really do wish you morons would stop feeding the goon laugh factory here. Do you not realize that they are on comms right now reading your comments aloud to each other and falling out of their chairs laughing at your indignant statements and silly taunts.
    All the goons care about is pulling your pants down and making you cry in public. And so here you are crying and stomping the floor in frustration.
    I would have thought you'd figured it out by now.

    January 27, 2012 at 6:34 am Reply
    1. Joseph Smith's Jesus

      That would only apply if goons weren't getting raped and losing tech/space, which they are, rapidly.

      January 27, 2012 at 1:12 pm Reply
  39. RDN

    I have a nyx and it took me forever to get it. No RMT, no scams, no blowjobs in dark alleyways. My time and sweat and patience paid off and now i have a powerful end game ship. And i enjoy the relative ease involved to join my nyx brothers and unleash a firestorm of drones that blot out the nebulae and kill goons everyday.
    Join x13 for a glorious cause.

    January 27, 2012 at 8:33 am Reply
    1. butte

      "i botted for 3 months i am entitled to win"

      January 27, 2012 at 6:41 pm Reply
  40. Pip

    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12

    I'm just leaving this here.

    January 27, 2012 at 8:47 am Reply
    1. Pumba

      Guess you don't want to try the same trick one too many times.
      Thing about having 7000+ little bees working on a problem, won't take long for them to find a solution.

      January 27, 2012 at 9:24 am Reply
  41. sour

    wow…goons or ex bob…now thats a serious existential question. is it possible for the both of u to die pls?? :Pp

    January 27, 2012 at 9:47 am Reply
  42. svinjce

    This goon announcement reminds of of PSIhozz's, WN ally leader, late December speech 😛

    January 27, 2012 at 10:53 am Reply
  43. M_D_

    Oh the comments..need more tissues!

    January 27, 2012 at 12:06 pm Reply
  44. TimmyTimmyTimmaaahhh

    Rumor has it that goons are using stealth carrier fleets to ninja rep their pos's. I'd officially like to name their fleet doctrine the FluffyCats.

    January 27, 2012 at 12:22 pm Reply
  45. Random Miner

    This does reak of an attempted psych out a boxer says before a match that they are pretty sure will end with their face smashed in.
    Goons should have realized making everyone in null low and high sec, not one of their prepubescent memebrrs, hate their guts because of their huge douchbagery and being well… goons, would result in people eventually ganging up on them.
    Look forward to seeing goons complain about game mechanics because it doesn't work in their favor :)

    Dead goons, the best goons.

    January 27, 2012 at 2:45 pm Reply
  46. NC. Dude

    I didnt know NC. was getting involved, oh wait we just went to where the fight was!

    January 27, 2012 at 7:01 pm Reply
  47. CareBearStares

    So… I'm a bit confused.

    Accourding to the Goons everyone they fight with is:

    Actually BoB somehow risen again like a Thriller video back-up dancer?

    Secretly practiceing RMT – becouse.. PLEX is so hard to buy?

    In posession of an army of mineing and ratting bots – becouse…. RMT doesn't keep you in enough tricks and space-whips?

    January 27, 2012 at 10:50 pm Reply
  48. excuse me <.<

    too all goonies <.<….. please less talk more action finish your war you don't have much time left.

    January 27, 2012 at 11:19 pm Reply
  49. wutwut

    Ouch — the truth hurts!

    January 28, 2012 at 3:27 am Reply
  50. Raden Pilot

    Goons and pets, you are failling over and over again.

    I could link at least 30 battles with RAIDEN. owning Goons, and maby 2 or 3 where we got our nuts kicked.

    this is the latest battles (27/28 Jan 2012) http://kb.raidenalliance.net/?a=kill_related&amp;… http://kb.raidenalliance.net/?a=kill_related&amp;…

    Just the two last ones.

    January 28, 2012 at 1:54 pm Reply
    1. TROLOLOL

      didn't want branch anyways

      January 30, 2012 at 3:43 pm Reply

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