Editor’s Note: Written by GSF Leader The Mittani, the CEO update provide a good insight of things to come, if you are a member of the Deklein Coalition. We’ll publish a submitted analysis in a moment.

GoonSwarm Federation – CEO Update: Victory in Branch (issued by The Mittani to GSF)

We’ve had a busy winter – the newbie drive, the December CSM summit, and one of the most crushing and one-sided rapid conquests of a region in EVE’s history. The influx of ~600 newbies and returning vets, poncing off to Iceland, returning to slam those ~600 newbies into Branch, watching White Noise collapse in a quivering heap of excuse-laden incompetence, being marooned in Alaska for 18 days… I’ve returned to my proper timezone and have stabilized in Madison. It’s been some time since I wrote a CEO Update; the SOTG – as always – was more of a device to mobilize 1600+ humans and point them at our enemies than a method of communicating information.

Our Winter War

War is a test of one’s power and capability as an alliance – not only what you and your people can put on the field directly, but to see how functional you have been in your diplomacy. Have you treated your friends with fairness? Have you ensured that there is a delicate balance of fear? When the chips are down, how much raw force can you project to defend your home?

There are times when, as CEO, I have a moment of dislocation – a feeling that the entity we have forged together is much, much more vicious than I had planned. When I last had a SOTG for 6VDT and 1270 people showed up, I was stunned. For Branch we mustered numbers north of 1600, and then put them all in fleets. It’s true, the NC and the DRF would put large numbers of trash in fleets and fling them at one another with no concern for order and doctrine; we have managed to not only marshal shocking participation, but maintained the kind of tight doctrinal conformity that would give the most jaded Brownshirt an erection.

So: White Noise died, and we can expect them to cascade in due time. Raidendot has begun putting on a brave face and making the usual BoBish ‘defend NOL to the last man’ noises, complete with overwrought Alamo metaphors. Raidendot has completely evacuated Tenal, and I think that both Raidendot and we agree that they’re in a much better position, strategically, on the other side of Tribute from us.

The Next War

We are now consolidating our position in Branch. Even the most politically blind badposter can tell that we will be invading Tenal at some point in the future; because of this, Raidendot has brought Ev0ke up north and has commenced attempting to harry our tech holdings in Pure Blind and lowsec. This is excellent news, as we’re not actually ready to invade Tenal in practice (and I do loathe doing the thing everyone predicts – see the post-Crucible expectations of a GSF Tribute hit vs. our holding fast until the DRF war kicked off) and I’d prefer to fight the Nazis and our Ancient Foe on our terms near VFK rather than amidst an invasion.

What does this mean?

It means we’re going to chop their dicks off, and Mister Vee and our eurotime FCs will be doing the chopping. Basing out of VFK, we are going to commence Clusterfuck-wide reactive ops using Alphafleets and Welpfleets. These will not be structure shots, so tight composition is key, particularly emphasizing Scimitars and Maels. In US time, we will be reinforcing Raidendot tech moons in Branch (three remain) and Venal. In Euro time, we will be engaging Raidendot over their techs when they come out and actively dropping on any hostile Ev0ke or Raidendot fleet dumb enough to fuck with our holdings in Pure Blind. Once we have massacred them and humiliated them we will make our next move.

Reactive ops mean fights. Reactive ops mean – hopefully – killing our foe’s supercapital fleet. Reactive ops mean doing what Mister Vee tells you. Reactive ops means we get to scratch the itch for murder and chaos that we did not find release for with White Noise.

Shoutouts, Branch Edition

There can be no doubt: without Rydis and Dabigredboat, Branch would not have happened. But behind those obvious two superstars are a host of directors, fcs, and allies who helped Make This Shit Happen. The GIA had White Noise infiltrated six ways from Sunday, GSOL nearly had heart attacks when we began winning so fast that 9+ IHUBs and 10+ towers had to be deployed on a nightly basis, yet they got the job done. Recon and our Scouts had eyes and cynos on the foe and their moons nonstop. Allied FCs such as Inter from RZR and Tradik and Lake from GENTS led more fleets than I can count. Mynas Atoch did such a good job as a caps FC that he ended up promoted to Illuminati. Corps Diplo have put in sterling service on the sticky problems of coalition wrangling, particularly in dividing up our spoils in as equitable a way as possible. I can name more of the usual names – Laz, Vee, Vily, Kismeteer, Spookydonut, Joe Richter, Arkhamina, etc – but at some point you have to stop thanking and start offending people by cutting the list short. Yet most of all, what made Branch happen was the line members of GSF and the Clusterfuck who showed up to op after op in the right ships at the right time. (No, guy who always shows up to ops in a Myrmidon, you didn’t help.) My only regret about Branch is that it produced little in the way of agonies from our enemies, who rolled over and admitted defeat almost before we began. And we had such lovely new knives, too.

Adventures in CCPland

Vile Rat and I headed to Iceland in December for Yet Another CSM Summit. The good news is that this one wasn’t awful, like the atrocity of the Emergency Summit. The fruits of our efforts in seizing the CSM last March have been made obvious by Crucible; Time Dilation was successfully used on Tranquility just the other day, and I expect it to be turned on permanently soon. That alone will utterly change the nature of warfare in EVE, increasing the emphasis on subcapitals and the effectiveness of Logistics ships.

There are perhaps three pubbies left on eve-o who are still chanting the old ‘CSM is Useless’ mantra; the rest have actually gotten it through their mong-brains that the CSM matters (in the right hands) and can produce results (in the right hands) – and so have shifted their wailing and ranting to the more pleasing refrain that the CSM has too much power and is a danger to the game, and that (the horror!) goons are on the CSM.

Heavens!

The parentheticals demonstrate the rule – the CSM can wield a frightening level of influence if someone of sound mind and a knack for political manipulation is in charge. The experience of the previous CSM demonstrated to everyone in nullsec the galaxy-destroying risk of locking random ignoramuses in a conference room with CCP Greyscale.

So: we are approaching Election Season once more. Last year we – along with other like-minded members of nullsec – swept the election and helped remake EVE into a spaceship game. There will be many more votes this time around, as CSM6 raised the stakes for the entire game. I will once again be running for the Chairmanship, and we will be fully mobilizing to ensure that the voice of ~the people~ (ie, our people, and everyone of like mind to us) is heard. This will be a high-stakes election, not merely because of the power we have created within the CSM, but because after blowing up thousands of miserable Empire barges, I suspect the pubbies don’t like us much!

GIA and Blackops Recruitment

The GIA and Blackops have both had a renaissance during the Branch campaign. Our penetration of White Noise was breathtaking; every single op they formed up for, we knew of in advance. That’s only possible due to dedicated spies, and we need more – we always need more. Our spy agency is one of the things that truly differentiates GSF from other, more morally-bound alliances; contact Endie, Hratli Smirks, or Tamir Lenk to join them.

Blackops has active leadership and is no longer wandering in the wilderness of strategic irrelevance. During Branch they massacred White Noise’s many stragglers and kept HB7 a place of sorrow for weeks after the capital had fallen. As it happens, they also have a recruitment thread up!

POCOs and PI

Gentlegoons, Planetary Interaction may be awful and hideous and boring, this is true. I find it a loathsome feature and curse the name of Tyrannis with almost the same level of bitterness as I do Incarna. Yet it cannot be denied: we have one of the single most ideal setups for PI in the entire galaxy, with six plasma planets across two systems, and the new POCOs CCP introduced in Crucible absolutely shit out isk.

My Finance team tells me that we have a unique setup here in Deklein that nowhere else in the galaxy can be matched. If you have not already read this guide in Home Economics, you should do so, and proceed to crap out Enriched Uranium. Despite my bitter loathing of PI, even I was able to copy the setup in this guide with only a middling amount of frustration. The best thing about POCOs, besides making good income that we convert into Maelstroms for you, is the fact that they make hisec pubbies howl in rage. PI is now one of those things best done in sov-held space, so go forth and get rich only doing minimal effort while laughing at the idiots in Empire who rolled 16 PI
accounts and are now bankrupt. Membercorps, New and Old

Our old friends Pulsar Inc are joining Swarm. They were a TCF splinter corp that formed part of the Cursed Alliance faction of French; they lived with us for a while at the end of Delve before we fucked up and didn’t pay our sov bills. While GSF pretty much never recruits – and indeed, I’m often looking for an excuse to kick out a misbehaving membercorp – we are always a home for friends from TCF. Great War debts are sacred. Meanwhile, we’re pausing amidst the smoking ruins to analyze statistics of member corp participation during the invasion, much like we have analyzed allied participation. This will take some time, but it’s already apparent that Merch Industrial and Thunderwaffe have gone from being moribund to being effective organizations once more, and have thus earned their Illuminati stakeholder status back. I can only imagine that OldPueblo is going to create a victory youtube involving fart noises to celebrate.

A Victory Lap in Empire

We have not gotten nearly enough suffering from the conquest of Branch. We must have our screams; they’ll just have to come from Empire. During the war, freelance Dread Pirates have continued to sow terror across Empire; the whispered implication of another Interdiction has kept the price of oxytopes at double their pre-Interdiction levels. We are not done with hisec, and our Finance Team (wizards of capital extraction, and clever as only sociopaths can be) have invented something that makes the Ice Interdiction look like amateur hour.

The Interdiction made the game shudder in horror. Our Victory Lap will make the Jita Riots look like a blip. It will involve Tornadoes – lots of fucking Tornadoes – and I implore you to have a Tornado character around in the next few weeks. Other high-dps BCs will work in a pinch, too. While having positive sec status is handy, as always the Dread Pirates have found ways to dodge the popo; your -10 Tornado jocks will work in a pinch, too.

EVE will learn that when Goonswarm wins a war, the celebration will be the suffering of absolutely everyone else.

– The Mittani

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85 Comments

  1. Mintrolio

    CONFRIMIGN
    (("I will once again be running for the Chairmanship"))

    ALSO – GOOD LUKCS MIT THESE.

    ALSO SEAIGN YOU IN ELETCIONS. SORY I NOT BE AROUND, BUT I HAVE VISIT IN KIEV TO SEA RELATISONS. NOW AM BACK IN MINE UKRAINE. WELCOME TO NUCLEAR WINTER MINTANY YOU UTTRE ASSHATS..

    ~~KEEP UP THE GOOD POASTIGN. ))

    January 14, 2012 at 12:24 pm Reply
    1. Mintrolio for CSM7 Chairman – I would vote for him just for the GOOD POASTIN'

      January 14, 2012 at 12:27 pm Reply
      1. mintrolio fanlcub

        +1

        January 14, 2012 at 1:00 pm Reply
      2. Cerneus

        He has my axe.

        January 14, 2012 at 2:37 pm Reply
        1. LOTR is crying

          This one has been done already on EN24. And once again you started with the wrong weapon. See previous comment thread.:

          Wrong order guys…. god damnit… You had such an opportunity for awesome poasting and you effed it."
          http://www.evenews24.com/2011/11/16/liang-nuren-c

          January 14, 2012 at 6:12 pm Reply
          1. IWannaMakeIsk

            btw, I did start up my subscriptions. :)

            January 14, 2012 at 11:57 pm
    2. Another One

      Mintrolio writing a sentence in lower case somehow makes me feel very uneasy.

      January 14, 2012 at 3:18 pm Reply
      1. cucubau

        relax, it was only copy-paste

        January 14, 2012 at 6:48 pm Reply
    3. stfu

      confirmgin your a dumbass, the novelty has worn off your retardlike sentences

      January 14, 2012 at 8:14 pm Reply
      1. Imigo

        "confirmgin your a dumbass"

        Stop it with the ironymeter overloading posts ffs!

        January 14, 2012 at 8:42 pm Reply
        1. stfu

          umm….no.

          January 15, 2012 at 3:19 am Reply
          1. no u

            Faggot

            January 16, 2012 at 1:37 pm
    4. /b/

      OP is a faggot.

      January 15, 2012 at 5:53 pm Reply
    5. SANTA

      do u purposely write like a retard

      January 15, 2012 at 7:10 pm Reply
  2. test scum

    ffs! please report on something new and something that is not just speculation. im bored of this so called 'news'

    January 14, 2012 at 12:34 pm Reply
    1. sure, am preparing an article on how TEST has been getting raped each and every time by RaidenDOT. I hope that's "fresh enough" for you.

      January 14, 2012 at 12:36 pm Reply
      1. Carlos

        i would laugh my ass off XD

        January 14, 2012 at 1:04 pm Reply
      2. test scum

        not really since test redeployed about a week ago, however, thanks for making my point for me

        January 14, 2012 at 1:53 pm Reply
        1. John Oliver

          Right. YOU won the argument…

          January 14, 2012 at 6:02 pm Reply
          1. test scum

            i say all en24 does is report old news, riv says he's reporting about test vs raiden which is old news so yes, i would say i won. thanks for playing

            January 15, 2012 at 7:58 pm
      3. Jelly

        An alliance with very small amount of capital pilots was raped every time raidendot laid down supers? WHAT A STORY! But really, all of TEST's actions can be summed up into this: TEST runs headfirst into a wall, does a 180 and keeps running.

        January 14, 2012 at 3:42 pm Reply
        1. dain bramaged testie

          yeah, so?

          January 14, 2012 at 7:32 pm Reply
  3. " "

    LOL "The best thing about POCOs, besides making good income that we convert into Maelstroms for you, is the fact that they make hisec pubbies howl in rage. PI is now one of those things best done in sov-held space, so go forth and get rich only doing minimal effort while laughing at the idiots in Empire who rolled 16 PI accounts and are now bankrupt. "

    January 14, 2012 at 12:40 pm Reply
  4. SniffenBrownPipe

    I love how the mitten's "intelligence" is basically dissecting the actions of others and interpreting them as an attempt to recreate american history.

    He pretty much does it with every major opponent that goonswim (pun intended) faces. blah blah Alamo blah blah George S Patton, blah blah Redcoats. Its pretty hilarious to watch. Don't ever stop Mittens.

    January 14, 2012 at 1:13 pm Reply
    1. John Oliver

      Well, what do you expect? He's American White Trash in action.
      It's a pity so many people are listening to his drivel.

      January 14, 2012 at 5:48 pm Reply
      1. hurr

        Lmfao…you are one mad scrub.

        January 14, 2012 at 6:19 pm Reply
      2. A goon

        Technically he's the liberal elite if you want to start throwing slander like that around.

        January 14, 2012 at 7:01 pm Reply
        1. John Oliver

          Dude, have you SEEN this guy?
          Sorry but no – Emcutter with a chinbeard is closer to what he actually is.

          January 15, 2012 at 1:45 am Reply
      3. Dumbnorix

        I don't think "white trash" means what you think it means, John Oliver.

        January 15, 2012 at 1:08 am Reply
        1. truefacts

          Since I'm white trash, I confirm that when people say others are white trash, they themselves are generally white trash as well.

          John Oliver: Please go outside and de-ice the water pipes under your trailer so you can drink water instead of Mt. Dew. and use the toilet for the shit posts.

          January 15, 2012 at 2:53 pm Reply
          1. truefacts

            lol, loling at "American White Trash"

            America could launch a reality TV show based on that idea alone and it would have more value than most euro countries national gross product…just sayin…

            January 15, 2012 at 3:13 pm
  5. Gunny

    What i got from this article is "We need breathing room" lol, we all know how that turned out in the end lol.

    January 14, 2012 at 1:33 pm Reply
  6. 2012 Eve Drama

    Production of tornado class BC has now gone into overdrive and costs will shoot up within 2 weeks. I for one look forward to see what GSF have planned if as claimed it will generate much more frustration and tears than even the gallente ice interdiction campaign did. No doubt EN24 will have full coverage of all the lulz and games as they happen.

    January 14, 2012 at 2:44 pm Reply
    1. zef

      The jita interdiction

      you heard it here first!

      January 14, 2012 at 9:17 pm Reply
      1. Jarhead

        incursion interdiction

        January 15, 2012 at 11:02 am Reply
        1. bagehi

          I've been curious about what would happen to an incursion mom grid if it was suddenly flooded with concord… I think many many blingy ships would pop when their clients lag out. It would be rather hilarious.

          January 16, 2012 at 4:42 pm Reply
  7. Nostrafreakingdomus

    test got lol'd out of their 'vale invasion'. non-event – per the sov map.

    January 14, 2012 at 3:40 pm Reply
    1. Lorren Canada

      Titans man. they suck :(

      January 14, 2012 at 6:55 pm Reply
  8. dumbini

    It must have been super intel to pull from kugu.

    January 14, 2012 at 4:10 pm Reply
  9. harescramble

    The next two paragraphs are from the OP…..

    There are perhaps three pubbies left on eve-o who are still chanting the old ‘CSM is Useless’ mantra; the rest have actually gotten it through their mong-brains that the CSM matters (in the right hands) and can produce results (in the right hands)

    Heavens!
    The parentheticals demonstrate the rule – the CSM can wield a frightening level of influence if someone of sound mind and a knack for political manipulation is in charge. The experience of the previous CSM demonstrated to everyone in nullsec the galaxy-destroying risk of locking random ignoramuses in a conference room with CCP Greyscale

    Now my response

    Again a member of the present CSM is so full of thier own imagined power he claims credit for the changes Hilmar has said are taking place.

    Again a present CSM member ignores the pilots who unsubbed and even biomassed to bring about the changes in attitude at CCP.

    This year during voting let us please take a few minutes to info candidates and vote out the dumbasses making claims like this and ignoring the real causes of change – the pilots who unsubbed.

    January 14, 2012 at 4:29 pm Reply
    1. not a goon

      I couldn't agree more. Too bad 7000 goons are gonna vote you to the bottom.

      January 14, 2012 at 8:00 pm Reply
    2. Meh

      Feel free to run for CSM and dump Mittani out of office.

      You should link your CSM campaign linking to your post. You would receive a lot of votes. Too bad unsubbed players can't vote, or you'd ride a landslide of consent.

      January 15, 2012 at 2:37 pm Reply
  10. Unsatified reader

    Love or hate the goons, mitt's has them mobilized and working as a team a very large team.

    January 14, 2012 at 4:36 pm Reply
    1. moartitans

      Really their only strength is numbers. Not hard to win when you blob the hell out of your opponent. GJ though, wn is probably wishing for a second PL right now ^^. Pretty sure that the SOLAR maelstrom fleet is performing a lot better

      January 14, 2012 at 6:58 pm Reply
      1. Dumbnorix

        When you say numbers, you really mean friends. Goons are using the unfair advantage of being social people with friends who can come together for mutual benefit and entertainment. Maybe CCP can introduce a game balancing factor for people who don't leave their basements and can't get along with enough other people to accomplish anything.

        January 15, 2012 at 1:15 am Reply
        1. Dumbnorix

          oh wait that's what titans are n/m

          January 15, 2012 at 1:17 am Reply
          1. smurfslayor

            What about your…….oh wait

            January 15, 2012 at 11:24 am
      2. truefacts

        blobs blobs blah blah blah

        The only people who complain about them are those who loose to them.

        January 15, 2012 at 2:43 pm Reply
      3. Paraselene

        Maybe WN shouldn't have let themselves end up in a position where their numerically superior neighbor can and will just come and take their region from them? Having numbers says a lot about an alliance's ability to maintain friendships, I think.

        As for blobbing, what other kinds of military strength exist in sov warfare in addition to numbers and the ability to field supercaps (which in turn boils down to just a different set of numbers)?

        January 15, 2012 at 5:00 pm Reply
  11. Akrasjel Lanate

    fucking mittani propaganda

    January 14, 2012 at 4:41 pm Reply
  12. Gank

    hide your freighter

    January 14, 2012 at 5:30 pm Reply
  13. krutoj

    gj killing a 1600 man alliance when you have 1600 in fleet.
    need more posts

    January 14, 2012 at 5:42 pm Reply
    1. hurr

      Ahhhh krutoj tears best tears. Never stop goons.

      January 14, 2012 at 6:21 pm Reply
  14. Rascal

    There's gonna be a day when someone in CFC realizes how bad they are for the game. Just like the DRF was and the NC before them.

    There will come a time when CFC implodes, hopefully in a ball of fire. Cause as things are now, Mittani is trying to place an autocracy in nullsec, with him as the head honcho.

    He really just wants to make it a game for himself, a game he can live off. Turning into the things the CFC is meant to oppose.

    One day, they will learn. One day, there will be a better EVE without the CFC, without the DRF, without AAA. It will be a glorious game of small alliances pewpewing each other in nullsec and actual wars and "gudfites" going on.

    But as long as such mindless blobbing/propaganda is ongoing, CFC is like the USA.

    You have the numbers. You have the area. But unless you break into smaller parts, you're bad for yourself, your people and everyone else.

    January 14, 2012 at 6:00 pm Reply
    1. Lorren Canada

      Just keep telling yourself that baby :)

      January 14, 2012 at 6:56 pm Reply
      1. goon

        TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL your dream sir, they engorge my pubie tear hunger

        January 14, 2012 at 8:34 pm Reply
        1. Urziel99

          This pubbie also finds Rascal's tears to be delicious, if only because he's trying to go against one of the main aspects of human nature.

          January 14, 2012 at 9:07 pm Reply
          1. Rascal

            They're not tears. Its just how I view the game.

            And to be quite honest, who (except Mittens) wants nullsec to be an autocracy?

            January 15, 2012 at 1:57 am
          2. truefacts

            Seems to be working pretty well so far, considering Mittens has always had autocratic intentions…

            January 15, 2012 at 3:06 pm
    2. Imigo

      I too live in a fantasy land where EVE doesn't involve groups of players working together for mutual benefit.

      Oh wait, no I don't.

      January 14, 2012 at 8:45 pm Reply
  15. not a goon

    OMG the arrogance. I've tried to avoid bashing the guy but goddam. He thinks (or wants us to believe) he is responsile for the newest expansion and time dilation. This isn't even the first time he's tried to take credit for time dilation. Good job csm's keep pushing things that ccp already had on the front burner. The political manipulation you speak of is only convincing your alliance members you're actually doing something. Personally I don't know how anybody can buy the load of crap you are selling them.

    January 14, 2012 at 7:55 pm Reply
  16. stfu

    i love the dilusional way mitani sees everything, only reason they won is all the cowards and geeks banded together to beat back a tiny alliance in comparison, anyway kjoke will be on them soon, youll stagnate as no one else to fight lol

    January 14, 2012 at 8:17 pm Reply
  17. inirevir

    @Mittani: Comparing Ev0ke with "the Nazis" is very poor.

    January 14, 2012 at 9:17 pm Reply
    1. He who was there

      It's ok, they do that themselves. I've seen them set the names of their POSes to the names of concentration camps before we destroyed them and similar things. They like the identity, it's only weird to outsiders.

      Also GSF has a large contingent of german players, mostly but not exclusively in KriegsMarineWerft

      January 15, 2012 at 1:45 am Reply
      1. Da Dude

        Bullshit!

        January 16, 2012 at 8:57 pm Reply
  18. WTF

    The nazi shit was uncalled for, this asshat makes us americans look bad.

    January 14, 2012 at 9:33 pm Reply
    1. Dumbnorix

      No, using the word asshat makes you look bad. You look like you read Fark, and that's really embarrassing.

      January 15, 2012 at 1:09 am Reply
  19. Allah Akbar

    LOL Mittens really is a drama queen, victory over a disorganised failing alliance is one thing, luanching your swarms of noobs at powerblock military alliances is another! if at any point RDN. & evoke do have any problems slaughtering Goon noobs & pets,then can be sure that PL & NC. will have something to say about it, but im sure RDN. & evoke can continue to welp CDC fleets over & over.

    January 15, 2012 at 1:42 am Reply
    1. rara

      PL & NC. are a little busy right now, in case you haven't noticed.

      January 15, 2012 at 2:59 am Reply
      1. daltonzeta

        Doesn't mean they can't be busy with another thing on short notice 😉

        January 15, 2012 at 10:51 am Reply
    2. eloe

      RDN cant do shit, RDN is more shit than -a-

      January 16, 2012 at 8:35 am Reply
  20. He who was there

    So how did we just move from 108 comments down to 55 ? Editing or bad software? Riverini, now is the time to actually provide news with insight!

    January 15, 2012 at 2:01 am Reply
    1. truefacts

      Some people are just mad as hell I'm willing to bet.

      January 15, 2012 at 2:55 pm Reply
  21. RDN dude

    OK so warm-up is over. You fought the ghost of white noise past and feel a sense of accomplishment. Good for you. Come over to Venal and get a dose of reality. Or vale and join your TEST brethren. You can welp fleets together all day.

    January 15, 2012 at 2:23 am Reply
    1. rara

      TEST isn't in Vale anymore. You're obviously on the cutting edge.

      January 15, 2012 at 3:00 am Reply
    2. truefacts

      lol @ TEST in Vale

      January 15, 2012 at 2:45 pm Reply
  22. why don't goons help test in Vale? Or are TEST really pets who don't get any assistance yet are expected to turn up for Goon CTA? maybe PL pets since PL gave them a tech moon 😀

    January 15, 2012 at 5:07 am Reply
    1. YetAnotherTestPoster

      'Cause Vale was a diversive, and TEST isn't even there anymore since one week? :)

      Cmon, roflstomping TEST is the easiest thing in the world to do. I know because, hell, I am in TEST and we're pretty aware of how terribad we are.

      But still, if you're wasting your time spanking us, it means that backdoor in your territory (or the corp in your alliance that had a sudden surge of members) is being infiltrated right now.

      Always kick the weakest foe first. While your meatshields distract the strong one.

      January 15, 2012 at 2:32 pm Reply
  23. Former NC

    Confirming EN24 has changed from PL24 to CFC24.

    January 15, 2012 at 9:28 pm Reply
  24. JeboteBog

    I am sure this post was intended for new EVE players that haven't played the actual game yet ?

    January 16, 2012 at 5:24 am Reply
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  27. EvE's Avenging Angel

    Dear Mittani…

    Your time on this virtual stump, which ultimately has no power in the Real World except for being able to get 16 year olds with banned WoW accounts to mobilize in Civilian equipped ships, is nearing its end.

    o/

    January 17, 2012 at 7:51 pm Reply
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