Riverini’s note: Readers have been clamoring for a good Branch update, here is a worthy piece from the desk GoonSwarm Federation head of propaganda Endie. Read on the update and rest assured; while heavily “pro-goon” biased, there is nothing written that’s ain’t truth, they have in fact steamrolled White Noise. in Branch.

Deklein Coalition War Update – 5th January 2012

“Whenever I hear someone talking about resetting me in a few months my reaction is to reset them now” – Montolio

It takes a certain sort of incompetence, mixed with precisely the right quantities of comic idiocy, to lose virtually an entire region of over 90 systems in two weeks to an enemy with no record of fighting in your timezone.

Only a short time ago, let’s not forget, White Noise bestrode Eve like a colossus. The driving force behind the the DRF bloc, they had masterminded the destruction of Atlas, expunged the Northern Coalition forever from Eve’s maps and driven AAA from their space so often it was becoming positvely tedious. Not least for AAA, you have to imagine.

Holding space in no fewer than eight regions it seemed to many in Eve Online that the best thing to do was simply to stick a pin in the whole sovereignty thing, label White Noise “Pangea” and start crowing about how brilliant the missions were in NPC space. So when we started to pick up discussions in White Noise about us as a target (which tied in with Raiden’s attempts to gather a coalition against us) it was pretty clear that someone was going to get Pearl Harboured, and it wasn’t going to be us. Now we are in posession of over thirty new and extremely unfunny station names, almost all decided by those famously regular posters, our logisticians.

When we attacked, White Noise decided that this would be a great campaign to have on their boards. Let’s see how that’s going for them:

They Seek Him Here, They Seek Him There… PsixoZZ

When we fight these wars, it is perfectly normal to find that the losing alliance leader finds an excuse to go missing. Molle’s disinterest in losing would lead him to announce holidays, broken computers, surprise visits by much-beloved schoolfriends, alien abduction or his turn running the village plague-cart for a week: whatever the pressing reason, Par Molle was, much like an elderly, Swedish Macavity the Mystery Cat, suddenly not there.

PsixoZZ is no exception. He retreated to his dacha after the initial losses, but emerged for a much-vaunted alliance meeting where he droned on (and on and on) in a dreary monotone about how we were Hitler and he was Stalin, and, just like Stalin, he was going to take a nice little few days off but would everyone please save his alliance for him in the meantime and take Deklein by february if it wasn’t too much bother? This impressively hands-off system of alliance management led to him announcing that HB7 was Tokyo and he was Godzilla, but the timer apparently clashed with his naptime and poor ickle sleepy PsixoZZzzz slept in.

Having been widely mocked for his first meeting, PsihoZZ decided to call a more bijou affair last night: just him and fifteen or sixteen of his closest sycophants, each of whom declared their love for the Generalissimo and stood to applaud for a record 27 minutes despite the fact that two of them were in discussions with us about whether we would set them blue if they left and more were posting corp-level evac orders to lowsec and elsewhere.

We were given an rough outline by one of the more discontented CEOs who were present, and it involved PsixoZZ saying that it was time for everyone to put their shoulders to the wheel and push together and he promised, really really promised on his new bicycle and cross his heart hope to die, that he would be better and totally show up sometimes and everything. For real this time no takebacks.

Here, gentle goons, only a couple of hours after it was published and before most of White Noise have read it yet, is their alliance update to their members, via Lee Chanka:

[spoiler show=”Show Update”]

I will make short update if Ceos directors didn’t feed you enough with information’s so you know where we stand and what we are doing:

Home system is 6NJ you should have all formation ships there which we use in fleets (heavy armor , shield , bombers) + ships which you use in corp/solo pvp

For US TZ players and players who play and can help in OPS in that TZ operation base is TVN (for more details poke Drug Kito)

I say before 3 4 months region don’t make alliance, alliance are alive even if she don’t have region, mby we cud play it different but we have some proverb in our country i will try to translate, after sleeping with someone no place for regret.So we have many test for this alliance internal and outside of it and we are solving them slowly and getting more thrust in each others.My dream was that we work (at least on pvp level) as family, because i make over 200 fleets for eng/russ ppl so we get close to each others during that time.This is not morale speech im sure we will have a loot of problems and hard time in future, but for now letc focus to make max dmg to our hostiles.We will pillage Branch, we will attack their moons in all region around us, we will focus on def of Vale and we will assits our alies who stay with us in this hard times, so in close future plenty of kills and loses and pvp activity on daily base minimum 2 3 ali CTAS.

How to make isk?:

Poke your ceos to tell you systems in Vale where you can farm belts/anomalies, do belts/missions in Venal (1 system from our new home is lev 4 agent) use scauts, make isk with lats or with mains when ther is no PvP, you know how to do it you are not 3 days in 0.0 space.

Capitals:

Move all your caps to 6nj dreads carriers we will use them a loot

Supers:

Move all supers to 6nj (tits scs) we will use them a loot, pilots who are still loged in HB7 stay there till we don’t make plan(i think majority of alliance i took out on last op)

Logistic:

Ali have atm hard time with logistic if each corp/member can bring formatted ships in operation system that would be nice till we don’t start seeding ali contracts (in 5 6 days all should be on place with logistic)

Try to be polite with ali members, most of ppl don’t have nervs for that but count to 10 and take a deep breath and chill out, help each other, and live in harmony

for more info ask your Ceos/directors if they cannot give you answer only then convo me i will try to help

that is all
regard
lee

[/spoiler]

For those who like watching the dotlan data on these things, you can see the traditional start of the plummet on this set of graphs. The first major corp to depart can be seen here. And you can refresh this page throughout the day to see a textual cavalcade of changes as they happen!

Edit: just before I posted this, and in an amazingly unsurprising move, Polaris Rising have also bailed out.

RaidenDOT

You want the real deal behind what is happening right now in Eve? I got your low-down right here.

Raiden learned how to be good allies at the knee of Band of Brothers themselves: many of them were pets of BoB, after all. So they know what there is to know about standing by their friends. Now we can’t blame them for giving up on Branch with barely a fight, given PsizoZZ’s staggering incompetence. But they’ve been a bit naughty in other ways that had our GIA agents and sources scratching their heads.

Why, faced with a powerful and rapidly approaching caravan of thuggish poltroonery as the Clusterfuck, would Raidendot hire the Initiative? Well, to hit us of course. But no! They hired the Initiative with the express instructions that their contract was to remain secret, and to be roundly denied. And little surprise, if you look at who their condottiere have been told to hit.

The occasional swipe at Test might seem understandable enough but if, for example, Red Alliance were to find out that they were on the target list then they might be a trifle reluctant to show up for any timers if wicked Goons were to start hitting Raiden! Expect strenuous denials over this one, but Raiden are playing a dangerous game here. I use the term “dangerous” in its traditional sense of “retarded; loon-faced; mong-like”.

And Raiden chose to spend their mercenary cash only after they first turned down an offer of mercenary services from Ev0ke, calculating that ze Germans hated us enough that they would get the help for free when the time came. And maybe they are right! But given the astonishing wealth that they have accumulated from technetium in Venal, Tenal and Vale this seems a tad presumptuous.

We’re hoping that some of the more spy-riddled US and Russian corps in White Noise end up in Raiden sooner or later, since that will make the gathering of this intel even faster.

The Obligatory Early 90s Rap Album Shout-Out Track

Thus far, this has been the Campaign of the Boatman. It would be clear that it would be in Russian timezones that this campaign would be fought and in Russian timezones that this campaign would be won. And while we had a few days of holidays to exploit most of this would have to be done on working days. But no matter when you logged in, it turned out that you were liable to hear Boat’s sleep-deprived (“slap-happy” was his own, oft-repeated term) voice detailing an arghytastic theory that tied together the racial inferiority of Tanzanians, hidden messages in the film Braveheart and a plot by the freemasons to deprive him of an A grade and steal his dogs. That or baffled silence as his exquisitely polite, largely allied-eurocorps audience politely attempted to digest the evidence he so confidently presented.

And yet it worked. The sensitive nose of a DBRB contains over one hundred and twenty thousand receptors, each able to pick up the scent of a vulnerable supercapital even when buried deep in a CSAA. And so it was that the truffle pig was able to kill over two hundred billion ISK of living and unborn supercapitals, while simultaneously snatching apparently numberless tech moons from their baffled, somewhat stunned owners.

As well as other Goonswarm FCs, Tradik, Lake and Inter have all been stalwarts, running what were at times apparently endless ops over days at a time: keep showing up for their ops. Mynas Atoch has been running supers whenever he gets the chance, and that, combined with his contributions to logistics, have gained him the dubious reward of entry into the wretched hive of scum and retardery which is illum.

There will be more but we probably still have another week or so of mopping up and a massive list of GSOL dudes would be a bit dull.

Feythabolis

NCdot and Pandemic Legion, initially together with Test, spent some time at the end of last year scaring the living bejeezus out of most of the South. The success of this excursion can be measured by the fact that AAA and Red Overlord decided to deploy to lowsec while the Initiative, as mentioned, are hitting people that Raiden don’t want to know they dislike.

A few days after Christmas we learned that NCDot had decided that if the mountain wouldn’t come out and fight Mohammed, Mohammed was damn well going to pop over there and give the mountain a damn good thrashing. Thus they moved to what might be ROL’s capital system – who cares? – camped it and are now planning for the final armour timer on the station on Saturday afternoon, Eve Time.

I’m unashamedly cheering on NCdot. If, as Cicero said, money forms the sinews of war then surely Red Overlord constitute a suite of rather unpleasant rectal polyps.

IRC and Oasa

With Legion of Death rather preoccupied fighting for their existence, IRC bravely invaded Oasa, leading to a predictably one-sided hammering of the forty or so renter bots that live there, and much proud boasting of their success, despite the loss of a supercarrier in the process.

What sort of scrubs are proud of taking an entire region from a Russian alliance who doesn’t even turn up to defend it? I don’t know these people sicken me…

Sign up for Capswarm

Remember that we are fielding capitals pretty regularly in taking Branch, so make Uncle Frabba happy by signing up for capswarm. To be more precise, make Uncle Frabba happy by signing up for capswarm once you have met the skill requirements, since I think that of the last batch of applicants something like 48% were proudly sporting stuff like Jump Drive Calibration I or Amarr Battleship IV (“but only three days to go then I can train freighters!”)

– Endie

131 Comments

  1. I'll make a good banner for this once I reach home.

    January 5, 2012 at 9:05 pm Reply
    1. High Sec Pubbbie

      Hey riverini; your website is getting better. Granted this is back to the old propaganda we know. But when there aren't fights this is about as good as the details can get.

      January 5, 2012 at 9:36 pm Reply
      1. good observation.

        January 5, 2012 at 9:53 pm Reply
        1. SomeDude

          Hey we Need more news about eve's on going 'wars' whats going on how long is it going to last whos gonna go to war next what coalition will be formed witch one will fail.!

          Nice post good job – Endie

          January 5, 2012 at 11:53 pm Reply
        2. Scroogemcduck

          How does your post thing stay positive when your negative on every comment?

          January 7, 2012 at 8:44 am Reply
  2. bumber

    finally

    January 5, 2012 at 9:06 pm Reply
  3. Lorren Canada

    Didn't want that region anyway

    January 5, 2012 at 9:17 pm Reply
    1. Mike

      Goons are Germany and WN is Poland

      January 5, 2012 at 10:00 pm Reply
      1. Gumpin

        More like goons is America and WN. is another banana war.

        Yellow goons invades, everyone goes bananas.

        January 5, 2012 at 10:51 pm Reply
      2. lulz

        maybe,
        but before that,
        Northern Coalition was Poland (the other half …) and WN was Russian, right ?!?

        Oh wait …. WN actually is russian except for the black part of the noise ^^

        January 5, 2012 at 11:09 pm Reply
        1. WTF?

          more dislikes for you because you posed that verbal diarrhea twice just to correct a spelling mistake

          January 6, 2012 at 7:32 am Reply
      3. Akrasjel Lanate

        Do you understand what did you just said !?

        January 6, 2012 at 11:00 am Reply
    2. wiked

      So much goon propaganda and bloating but no mention of complete obliteration goons faced today against White Noise alone. Funny coalition against one alliance.

      UB- fight http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&adjacent&…

      Started 80 WN against 400 Goons and Company 20min in to the fight WN had lost 10 ships and goon and company fleet fled the field whit 340 sustained losses. WN completely annihilated the blobish goon fagfest.

      After goons fleed Raiden. joined in to take down SBUs ofc fashionably late. Sensing they have been so humiliatingly defeted by such a smaller force the wild goons quickly licked up their balls and came back whit a super blob like a super super super blob. As WN was ready to obliterate Goons once again this time whit help of Raiden. our Mortal Combat allies jumped out and GTFO.. Really raiden after all that we done for you in the bedroom.

      Any how the result of the UB- Fight is WN sustained 20 losses and killed 341 goons whit killmails still coming in Raiden got few kills but mostly just added to the losses.

      From Channel 5 news this is Tom Tucker
      saying i am Mittanis Mother Fucker. Good night, and
      happy RUSSIAN Christmas and New Year.

      January 5, 2012 at 11:53 pm Reply
      1. nomnomnom

        Thats some bad WN propaganda. I will give you that you won the fight but we still took the system/station/whatever we were shooting so

        January 6, 2012 at 12:04 am Reply
        1. C0unt Jeffrey

          Didn't want that floeet anyways just all the sysrems we took from WN.

          Propoganda Invalid

          January 6, 2012 at 12:57 am Reply
      2. just another Fanboy

        this is the very first fight in the whole campaign, where WN/Raiden did not end in a total fuck up. CFC FCs did some stunts and fuckups, that did not end very well, ship-wise. Nethertheless, i have 2 things to add,

        1st.) I enjoyed shooting and getting shot by opponent players instead of opponent structures or grinding through unarmed, untimed Gallente Tech-Towers. Please Lee, or other WN-FCs give us more of these fights !

        2nd.) Despite tactically fucking up and loosing shit loads auf ships, the strategic objectives for the night were met. So i enjoyed the entertainment (also the goonish metagames on russian TS servers 😉 and called it a day, a good one !

        January 6, 2012 at 12:41 am Reply
      3. Iwastheretooagain

        Yep, I was there. Was a nice fight. WN formed up some 80 people + the bomberwing and got to the system before the goons and positioned. Goons+pets jumped in and Old Hroft let it rip. The 80 goon pods that materialized lagged my comp for a bit, but was ok. Lee kept distance popping goons some more. The fight continued on the station where the main fleets kept duking it out, and the WN. bomberwing kept bombing, racking some 60-70 more kills in 3 runs. So by then WN. had popped the first goon fleet. Goons+pets reshipped and came back with a second fleet, so fight restarted on gate again, with WN. popping shit and keeping distance, and Raiden joining during the fight (fashionably late :)). So the second wave (what was left of goons + reinforcements) got raped too. WN+Raiden started shooting SBUs, killed one and the second one was in armor when the third goon wave came. A fight started but the WN. fleet had lost some 30-40 ships by the time Raiden came, and the goon fleet had grown to some 400+ people so WN. and Raiden had to bail out and the goons went shooting the station and later the TCU. Bombers did a few more runs, killing a some more but the fight was over by then. Here's the battle summary doctor link:
        http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=2595

        TL:DR WN+Raiden killed some 300+ goons and pets, lost some 70. WN. bomberwing raped goon face with 190 ship kills (excluding pods). Goons kept coming back like cockroaches and took the system and station, but in the end that was not preventable for now. Goons were a bit butthurt about it so they tried bombing WN. TS…

        January 6, 2012 at 1:31 am Reply
        1. Shadowski

          The TS bombing capped off a very funny day. But hey, you actually killed goons worse then they killed you in a fleet fight. Good for you. We might name the station something heroic to commemorate this.

          January 6, 2012 at 2:07 am Reply
          1. Iwastheretooagain

            I suggest 'boom, Boom, BOOOOM!' :)
            We'll keep the station name after we retake it of course…

            January 6, 2012 at 11:02 am
        2. " "

          OLD HROFT!

          January 6, 2012 at 3:51 am Reply
          1. " "

            OLD HROFT is one of the best sb FCs in the whole game

            January 6, 2012 at 3:52 am
          2. Lorren Canada

            yea all the magel guys want to recruit him which would be terrifying to have both Vee and Hroft fcing bombers together

            January 6, 2012 at 4:16 am
          3. boom

            Old Hroft, best Hroft :)

            January 6, 2012 at 2:23 pm
        3. svinjce

          this is by far the most objective description of the fight that can be found.

          January 6, 2012 at 12:05 pm Reply
        4. Someone

          so whitenoise didnt blow themselves up while doing bombing runs thats a change

          January 6, 2012 at 2:33 pm Reply
      4. nobody

        "WN completely annihilated the blobish goon fagfest."

        what actually happened WN ran and goons looted the field and took another station, but dont let this to stop you from posting your delusional bullcrap.

        January 6, 2012 at 1:35 am Reply
        1. noobooodyy

          Actually goons ran after round one.

          WN didn't bridge in more people and/or reship so the gang for round 2 was smallish to begin with. Also WN fucked up, wasn't aligned and lost some 10+ T3/recon when goon 2nd wave landed top of the gang. So in the end there was just no point to stay in the field

          K/D and isk war for WN.
          Strategic objective obviously to goons and 15 other alliances

          January 6, 2012 at 5:09 am Reply
      5. exMM

        exactly why do you think they resort to this type of propaganda warfare they know if WN get their act together they will beat them, man to man WN are alot better the problem comes when goons/pets bring 5-1 numbers which they often do

        endie youre not the best at this propaganda stuff, copy PL and the way they mindfuck alliances, your too obvious try to be a little more subtle, like not losing a battle then posting BS like this lol

        January 6, 2012 at 3:33 am Reply
        1. auouymous

          > man to man WN are alot better the problem comes when
          > goons/pets bring 5-1 numbers which they often do

          And the super blob WN/pets used for the past year is somehow different? Funny how the loser always complains about the blob but has no problem when they win with one.

          January 6, 2012 at 9:15 am Reply
          1. just a thought

            which only proves how much hypocricy there is between both parties here. You cry about the super blob and they cry about the general blob. I can't see the difference here.

            January 6, 2012 at 11:52 am
      6. Qwerty4812

        as stated by Mittani "wars CERTAINLY are not about kill efficiency"

        so we got ur system… suck my dry balls

        January 6, 2012 at 4:19 am Reply
      7. lol

        ex drf bitching about super blob LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

        January 6, 2012 at 4:48 am Reply
      8. Former NC wannabe

        you mad bro ?

        January 6, 2012 at 7:11 am Reply
      9. Cerulean

        You forgot to mention "bombers". Its like you expect us to believe that 80 WN. battleships took on 340 goon battleships and defeated them brilliantly with tactics other than "warp to 30, fire, warp out".

        January 6, 2012 at 7:28 am Reply
      10. nada

        Im not sure how you wanted a mention of UB fight in this update. Since update was released few hours before the fight actually happened. Unless you are imlplying that goons have time machine?

        January 6, 2012 at 8:46 am Reply
  4. BESTIEtotheTESTIES

    Excellence.

    January 5, 2012 at 9:20 pm Reply
  5. droljica

    fgs…. ruskie get drunked, claimed hell make last GF for 2011 ( and elections in north k, and ex cccp regular) and fails.

    All u idiots that doesnt see this as failed propaganda…… goback2wow

    January 5, 2012 at 9:28 pm Reply
    1. Sense =/= You

      Is that you Lee Chanka?

      "ruskie get drunked, claimed hell make last GF for 2011 ( and elections in north k, and ex cccp regular) and fails."
      Can some one translate please?

      January 5, 2012 at 9:38 pm Reply
      1. What did he say?

        "ruskie get drunked… All u idiots that doesnt see this as failed propaganda…… goback2wow"

        I for one welcome our eternally sober russian overlords.

        January 5, 2012 at 9:45 pm Reply
        1. buggrit

          Whatever else one can say about them, reading their posts always brings a smile.

          January 6, 2012 at 11:26 am Reply
    2. LOL

      You'll get thumbed DOWNS' br0 cause all the goon thumbs are going UP their arses.

      January 6, 2012 at 2:22 pm Reply
  6. DRF is fun

    Good read. Solid, strong and not to much smack.

    Also the parts of Raiden's secret hatred is interesting, even when it was already known to most people. Only thing i am missing is some more details about the reason for WN demise; the steady stream of "join the winning team" retarded corporations and the "endless war of attrition" vs AAAandPals.

    But still Good read. Something i never though possible on 24 😛

    January 5, 2012 at 9:28 pm Reply
    1. aaa

      mayby its bacause its capy-paste from coon forum…

      January 5, 2012 at 10:11 pm Reply
      1. Endie has poasting rights in EN24, he submitted the update,

        Eve News24. fair and balanced.

        January 5, 2012 at 10:35 pm Reply
        1. just another Fanboy

          before your recent pieces there was no need to balance something ….

          January 5, 2012 at 11:12 pm Reply
      2. Marcus_McTavish

        you mean poon right?

        January 5, 2012 at 11:25 pm Reply
    2. levij501

      It was easy to read because somebody who understood the english language wrote it (thank god). I thought it was a good read too.

      January 6, 2012 at 11:34 pm Reply
  7. KieranTremzark

    Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Test and Goons are faggots, True Story

    January 5, 2012 at 9:29 pm Reply
    1. BESTIEtotheTESTIES

      umadbro? usoundkindamad.

      January 5, 2012 at 9:33 pm Reply
      1. ROFL!

        you sound really retarded, typical goon pet

        January 6, 2012 at 10:34 am Reply
  8. Carlos

    I find it hard to believe raiden contracted the initiative. If they did, they wouldnt be shooting every allie of theirs. Its counter productive specially when the initiative are not that good. They area actually doing more harm to Raiden allies fighting a 4 way war in Genimate. For this reason alone i believe this is not true.
    However, Molle was until afew days ago in the initiative. I wonder if their is a reason for Evolution leaving the initiative a few days ago just as the initiative got involved.

    January 5, 2012 at 9:30 pm Reply
    1. gewn sun tzu

      Goons are saying that Raiden is doing that in order to cut the ground from under raiden in case they decide they want to take them out too. Old tactic.

      January 5, 2012 at 10:10 pm Reply
      1. I invite you to go back over my two years' worth of updates, most of which are at least on kugu, and find anywhere where I said "This is the case" and it turned out to be a lie. Raiden hired The Initiative. After I found this out I was sufficiently surprised to check with several other sources to check my facts.

        January 5, 2012 at 11:35 pm Reply
        1. Anonymouse

          If you "check your facts" why post on EN24? You're doing it wrong…

          January 6, 2012 at 2:27 am Reply
        2. stfu

          endie speaks = verbal diarrhea

          January 6, 2012 at 3:36 am Reply
        3. ROFL!

          Like we'd believe anything a brainless goon has to say.

          January 6, 2012 at 10:31 am Reply
        4. Carlos

          Sorry hiring the initiative instread of Evoke or even PL just dont make sence. And its not about been cheap since. Its about efficiency. Perhaps your are trying too hard the old divide and conquer or pehaps you got your facts wrong. Its cost inficient at all levels to hire the initiative instead of the others.
          This is what puts a hole in your theory/inteligence or lack off.

          January 6, 2012 at 12:59 pm Reply
          1. Urziel99

            Hiring a high profile merc unit would show their hand. There are very few alliances that could afford hiring PL or Evoke for an extended campaign. That makes the list of suspected employers that much shorter. And if Raiden's distaste for their neighbors is known or suspected it would put them near the top of that list.

            January 7, 2012 at 5:49 am
    2. ViperRum

      My understanding is that Molle doesn't log in much anymore…basically the titular head of the corporation, but not much else….although I could be wrong. Even if Molle is back in the driving seat I don't think you'll see Evol with Raiden. After all it was Molle that told Finfleet and X-13 that the exit was "that way" in IT.

      January 5, 2012 at 10:23 pm Reply
    3. Lorren Canada

      The only people INIT are shooting are us (TEST) and various assorted Russians – none of whom are RDN friends. Not they were hired by RDN, only time will tell there.

      January 5, 2012 at 10:49 pm Reply
  9. KieranTremzark

    totallymadbro

    January 5, 2012 at 10:05 pm Reply
  10. The Observer

    So why has EN24 gone back to posting propaganda? You were doing so well….

    And it's not like it's all believable either. lol

    January 5, 2012 at 10:30 pm Reply
    1. the irony of it

      observers should shut up and observe

      January 5, 2012 at 11:19 pm Reply
      1. comeatmebr0skies

        nope.avi.
        inb4 goon thumbs up (your arses)

        January 6, 2012 at 2:20 pm Reply
    2. SomeDude

      Best read i have had on eve news 24 for a long time

      January 5, 2012 at 11:54 pm Reply
      1. comeatmebr0skies

        inb4 goon thumbs up (your arses)

        January 6, 2012 at 2:20 pm Reply
  11. Ex-NC Grunt

    Can… Can we have Tribute back then?

    January 5, 2012 at 10:33 pm Reply
  12. Gumpin

    "What sort of scrubs are proud of taking an entire region from a Russian alliance who doesn’t even turn up to defend it? I don’t know these people sicken me…"

    I see what you did thar.

    Its stuff like this why I can't figure out why anyone hates goons. Quality trololololo is 1000x better than boring same ol' same ol'.

    January 5, 2012 at 10:46 pm Reply
    1. Marcus_McTavish

      WN started off just using bombers and dieing a lot, so the first few days of branch was like that, careful wit your words.

      January 5, 2012 at 11:26 pm Reply
    2. UmadBro?Ulookmad

      Goon troll best troll
      TEST troll second best troll
      WN troll just looks like troll

      January 6, 2012 at 10:32 pm Reply
    3. wutwut

      My hatred of Goons has nothing to do with Eve actually. I have a 2004 Something Awful account and it only took reading a couple of GBS threads and one 'post your picture' thread to realize that Goons are retarded metal midgets with lots 'o fat and neckbeards galore. That's why I personally think you're all basement-dwelling scum :-)

      January 7, 2012 at 7:10 pm Reply
  13. testy

    "What sort of scrubs are proud of taking an entire region from a Russian alliance who doesn’t even turn up to defend it?"

    Dunno are we talking about IRC in Oasa or Goons in Branch both are undefended, lol

    January 5, 2012 at 11:04 pm Reply
    1. A goon

      Congratulations, you got the joke!

      January 6, 2012 at 5:20 am Reply
  14. just another fanboy

    biased, but good read and a dignified counterbalance to Trollerinie's pieces of insignificant non-battle reports

    January 5, 2012 at 11:10 pm Reply
  15. nullsecnoob

    You know pounding on stations, POSs, and TCUs is rather boring work. It's amazing the numbers that show up for each op knowing that their wont be any (or damn few) KMs. I did notice that there was a battle over UB-UQZ today (prob still ongoing). Looks like 300 ships killed on both sides and a good number of them were CFC, but the systems was still captured.

    January 5, 2012 at 11:31 pm Reply
  16. Marcus_McTavish

    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12

    WTF goons, raiden shows you tengu still win.
    At a certain point you will realize that Brute Force and numbers can not ensure victory.

    January 5, 2012 at 11:45 pm Reply
    1. Gumpin

      325 ships lost.

      359297362854038295 more to go..

      January 6, 2012 at 12:15 am Reply
    2. CFC

      Goons and friends went there to take the station, and that's what we did. Op success.

      January 6, 2012 at 12:34 am Reply
      1. LAWL

        SPIN!

        January 6, 2012 at 4:05 am Reply
      2. anonymous

        "didn't want that fleet anyway"

        January 6, 2012 at 11:55 am Reply
    3. YourPropagandaSucks

      "At a certain point you will realize that Brute Force and numbers can not ensure victory. "
      Want a bet ?

      "raiden shows you tengu still win. "
      Confirmed, this is all they actually did last night. As soon as CFC reshipped for a fight Raiden. was already in Vale 30 jumps away … unfortunately WN tengu's were not so lucky 😉

      January 6, 2012 at 3:18 pm Reply
    4. Skex

      nonsense enough Brute Force and numbers can most certainly ensure victory. You are also trying to pretend like each ship represents the same level of force. Those each of those Tengu cost 2 and a half times as much as those Maelstroms and as cruiser sized hulls are particularly well equipped to battle lower tech fleets such as the Alpha fleet goons fielded.

      I counted over 90 Tengu's a lone in the Raiden fleet plus over 30 Scimitars. This was hardly a fight in which Raiden was at a disadvantage regardless of numbers.

      Eve is Rock / Paper / Scissors in this case the Raiden fleet was well equipped for combat against the CFC fleet while the CFC fleet was not well equipped to fight the mostly cruiser sized fleet (1400s track for shit after all).

      In the end what matters is who holds the field and CFC took an entire region in a matter of days due primarily to the incompetence of WN's leadership and did so with very minimal losses over all when you compare to what was gained.

      Sure Raiden won that battle but CFC won the war and that's what counts.

      January 6, 2012 at 3:56 pm Reply
      1. Marcus_McTavish

        GSF Docterine is either Alpha ships or autocannon hurricanes.
        To say that they were unprepared is rediculous.
        GSF feild more than over twice as many ships.

        They also took branch, which was undefended and only half of it had sov.
        Raiden wont win your numbers gain. They have competent fleets and take few losses.
        GSF throws fleets of ppl at this and they may win, only because the alpha from that many ships is very hard to counter.

        January 6, 2012 at 8:44 pm Reply
    5. Allah Akbar

      This is a screenshot from literally 10mins ago of just some of what awaits Goons & Pets, yes Goonies start to cry & start to ready your running shoes,as the usual fleeing of you scrubs will commence >=) http://bighugelabs.com/output/motivator4e0ddfd2cc

      January 8, 2012 at 10:51 pm Reply
  17. SomeDude

    22:04 112 The Knights Templar Joined White Noise.
    Lol

    January 5, 2012 at 11:47 pm Reply
  18. Former NC

    Confirming WN. see carriers as loot.

    January 5, 2012 at 11:54 pm Reply
  19. Mentalprolapse

    Hey don't Polaris ride in the yellow bus (C02, BLAST, RFM Horus's special soldiers then back to Blast)

    When they join up it is like the fluttering of lady deaths wings, you know your time is up.

    January 6, 2012 at 12:15 am Reply
  20. the bloody renter

    taking the propaganda out of the peace e.g the Initiative stuff the report is fairly accurate . WhiteNoise have not showed up to defend and are beginning to loose space in vale of silent . If WhiteNoise is to survive it needs to push back sooner rather than later at a minimum in vale of silent

    January 6, 2012 at 1:19 am Reply
  21. Informing Myself

    May be propaganda but at least I'm learning something from it.

    January 6, 2012 at 2:10 am Reply
    1. stfu

      yeah its goons most important weapon, they can only blob to win so makes sence they would need another tool of this type

      January 6, 2012 at 4:36 am Reply
      1. A goon

        HAHA ITS WHY THEY ARE CALLED GOON SWARM GET IT?!

        January 6, 2012 at 5:23 am Reply
        1. ROFL!

          Should be called "GOOF swarm"

          January 6, 2012 at 10:33 am Reply
      2. Informing Myself

        Goons seem far from perfect but they seem better than WN..

        January 6, 2012 at 7:56 am Reply
  22. failtopic

    You really think WN give a crap about the stations lol people trying to big themselves up about taking a region wihtout much of a fight from an alliance thats conquered and grinded more stations than any other alliance or combined coalition this goon campaign pales in comparision to the last piss WN had

    January 6, 2012 at 2:46 am Reply
    1. lol

      "didnt want those systems/stations anyways"

      January 6, 2012 at 4:49 am Reply
      1. WTF?

        good translation! +1

        January 6, 2012 at 7:33 am Reply
    2. Death

      PS : Didn't want those tech moons anyway!

      January 6, 2012 at 11:47 am Reply
  23. Dude

    Goon-aganda. Can't believe a word of this nonsense. I'm in a member corp of one of the alliances discussed by 'endie'. Lots of BS there. I understand though, after the asskicking they got today its important to boost morale.

    January 6, 2012 at 3:18 am Reply
    1. A goon

      You don't get goons. But we got your space!

      January 6, 2012 at 5:21 am Reply
  24. LAWL

    I love when people say Radiendot were pets of IT. THEY WERE IT! Just without Molle and Rooman! Without x13 and FINFLEET IT lasted about a month before it was dead.

    January 6, 2012 at 4:08 am Reply
    1. aaaaaaaaa

      without those corps there would just have been 2 less "high council" members to yell at and backstab each other each other.

      January 6, 2012 at 7:59 pm Reply
  25. stfu

    on eve24, if they have +reps its a goon, neg reps and its someone else, like the reps matter

    January 6, 2012 at 4:09 am Reply
  26. Gunny

    "White Noise bestrode Eve like a colossus" and then they let what amounts to a bunch of retards take their space, go figure…….

    January 6, 2012 at 5:10 am Reply
    1. ""White Noise bestrode Eve like a colossus" and then they let what IS PERCEIVED AS a bunch of retards take their space, go figure……. "

      HERE, I FIXED THAT FOR YOU

      January 6, 2012 at 12:37 pm Reply
      1. goon

        no even goons know their retards

        January 6, 2012 at 8:11 pm Reply
  27. Clown

    Goons won Branch mostly because WN did no put any resistance. Just now they start to do something, which WN was famous for before – bombing runs and results are spectacular! Only time will show how Goons will manage to deal with it and how will adapt machariel fleet to it.

    There is another weak point in goon structure as well – so far Branch was mostly taken by Goons, and only shity space given to GENTS and SMA. What are the other allies fighting for as AIF, BLM, FA, FCON, Razor and TNT? Do they want part of the soverenity as well or are just a meat shield to WN bombers?

    January 6, 2012 at 8:36 am Reply
    1. I spy with my eye...

      Razor, FCON, FA and others will be getting ratting space in Branch, however they will not be getting any Tech moons. All the tech goes to Goons. After all, pets need to know who the master is…

      January 6, 2012 at 11:17 am Reply
      1. LOLOLOLOLO

        You are misinformed, everyone who will live in Branch will get Tech

        January 6, 2012 at 3:13 pm Reply
    2. nullsecnoob

      I can't speak for the whole CFC but pretty much everyone is getting something out of the conquest of Branch. No not all the tech moons are going to Goons and as an ally I can say that they are VERY generous to friends. I can't say much other than look at DOTLAN next month and it will be clear who got what and where. As for the fighting, hell isn't that why we play internet spaceship games?

      January 6, 2012 at 4:22 pm Reply
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    January 6, 2012 at 11:15 am Reply
    1. Handy Solo

      You mad, bro?

      January 8, 2012 at 12:50 am Reply
      1. REAL MAD

        January 8, 2012 at 10:36 am Reply
  29. pink panther

    you are you and this is goonsnews24…

    January 6, 2012 at 1:15 pm Reply
  30. Thodoros

    Very good update on the war.
    I did not read it untill today.
    Busy day yesterday, i was on the RF fleet to help DBRB fight the Tengus/SB that was fielded by WN/Raiden and on Round 2 we manage to take the upper hand and the field.
    Raiden gang left the field and we took the station with minimum molestation from the WN bombers.
    On the other hand DBRB somehow managing to give us the WN TS3 and all the mad Goon/Allies joining together and screaming at the ears of Lee Chanka was very amusing.
    Happy Days indeed! :):):)

    January 6, 2012 at 1:35 pm Reply
    1. lolnoob

      >'On the other hand DBRB somehow managing to give us the WN TS3 and all the mad
      >Goon/Allies joining together and screaming at the ears of Lee Chanka was very amusing. '

      So he was butt-hurt about the humiliating face-rape he got since the WN-Raiden had just done a drive-by and GTFOed and he figured trolling the WN TS would get some of his self-esteem back and turn the loss into a brilliant victory, at least in the goons eyes. That's so pro…

      Btw. about him 'somehow managing' to give you WN TS info, all the big alliances have intel gathering and know other people's server adresses and login info. It's basic intel groundwork. I'm quite sure WN has all the necessary info and access to CFC comms…

      January 6, 2012 at 2:37 pm Reply
      1. LOLOLOLO

        Only difference wold be that CFC TS can accommodate many thousands connections while yours was crying at few hundreds last night 😉

        January 6, 2012 at 3:12 pm Reply
        1. lolnoob

          And your point is that this turns the wtfbbq face-rape that WN handed you from an epic fail to an epic win? Your logic is amusing…

          January 6, 2012 at 3:23 pm Reply
          1. Skex
            January 6, 2012 at 4:25 pm
  31. O.k

    "The success of this excursion can be measured by the fact that AAA and Red Overlord decided to deploy to lowsec" This was planned before PL and NC. started fagging about in the south. It's a tactical move to put extra pressure on shadow of xxdeathxx and their allies

    January 6, 2012 at 1:42 pm Reply
    1. HairyTESTicle

      And with Solar and AAA now being blue to each other, maybe things will heat up. Should be mighty interesting to see two of the biggest backstabbing alliances now being BFFs. Prediction: ROL will get fucked over.

      January 6, 2012 at 2:34 pm Reply
  32. zef

    What sort of scrubs are proud of taking an entire region from a Russian alliance who doesn’t even turn up to defend it? I don’t know these people sicken me…

    makes me wonder if he speaks about goon or IRC…

    anyway, talking about the initiative, any know whats up with Evolution? why did they leave the initiative? where are they heading.

    January 6, 2012 at 3:51 pm Reply
    1. really

      :sigh:

      January 8, 2012 at 12:42 am Reply
  33. yarbear

    'What sort of scrubs are proud of taking an entire region from a Russian alliance who doesn’t even turn up to defend it? I don’t know these people sicken me…'
    http://irc.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_i… realy looks undefended,

    January 6, 2012 at 4:09 pm Reply
  34. fail goon propaganda

    100ish WN saving tech towers and shooting SBU. 240ish not enough for goons to try fighting.

    Kugu spin goon propaganda:

    "Actually with the Raiden fleet they had even numbers, and then they logged in 35 supers/titans thirty seconds before we were about to drop on them. We saw the mass login and went "oh fuck that". "

    You mean the RDN fleet fighting with test ( http://kb.raidenalliance.net/?a=kill_related&… ) was our trap fleet? LOL do your own grunts believe your fail propaganda, when you are too afraid to fight 2 vs 1 odds??

    I'm sure raiden would been ready to save our WN asses in no time from there. Its only 4 titan jumps away with JDC5 afterall… http://evemaps.dotlan.net/jump/Avatar,554/A8A-JN:…

    January 6, 2012 at 4:34 pm Reply
  35. Repsolll

    Goons are BRANCHing out.

    See what I did thar…

    January 7, 2012 at 1:49 am Reply
  36. WOT_owns_EVE

    "What sort of scrubs are proud of taking an entire region from a Russian alliance who doesn’t even turn up to defend it? I don’t know these people sicken me…"

    Massive LOL… Oh the irony…

    January 7, 2012 at 12:36 pm Reply
    1. Umad?

      I think that was the point

      January 7, 2012 at 8:09 pm Reply
  37. Allah Akbar

    This is a screenshot from literally 10mins ago of just some of what awaits Goons & Pets, yes Goonies start to cry & start to ready your running shoes,as the usual fleeing of you scrubs will commence >=) http://bighugelabs.com/output/motivator4e0ddfd2cc

    January 8, 2012 at 10:50 pm Reply
  38. Allah Akbar

    This is a screenshot from literally 10mins ago of just some of what awaits Goons & Pets, yes Goonies start to cry & start to ready your running shoes,as the usual fleeing of you scrubs will commence >=) http://bighugelabs.com/output/motivator4e0ddfd2cc

    January 8, 2012 at 10:50 pm Reply
  39. danggg

    That's what, four people who have jumped on the 'taking a region from a russian alliance who doesn't even defend it' line and commented on 'the irony.'

    Are you people completely fucking stupid jesus christ, this is unbelievable

    January 9, 2012 at 6:56 am Reply

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