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Below we present Noir. Mercenary Group’s response to Rooks and Kings’ Clarion Call 3 video, we invite you to break open another bottle of egg-nog, sit back and enjoy the subtle and well intended puns.

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45 Comments

  1. Gumpin

    I'm a troll and I approve this video.

    I was there too.

    December 27, 2011 at 5:12 am Reply
  2. thedude2

    yeah i actualy dont know whats the point of this video other than to fking anoy me … useless !

    December 27, 2011 at 5:34 am Reply
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      December 27, 2011 at 5:49 am Reply
      1. Camorda

        ROFL

        December 27, 2011 at 6:18 am Reply
      2. Some Coward

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        December 27, 2011 at 3:29 pm Reply
    2. Guest

      Its to annoy you

      December 30, 2011 at 2:08 am Reply
  3. Camorda

    Video was epic !
    Only wish Noir was as good as the guy who made the Video.

    December 27, 2011 at 6:04 am Reply
  4. LightMeUpJohnny

    This website slows my gaming rig to a crawl…moreso than the 5 eve clients i run

    December 27, 2011 at 6:07 am Reply
    1. So my iPad and cellphone > your "gaming rig"?

      Too much porn is harmful for both ur pc and brain. luckily one of the two haz an easy fix.

      R

      December 27, 2011 at 7:44 am Reply
      1. Ooohhh

        Burn

        December 27, 2011 at 1:59 pm Reply
    2. Anonymouse

      Doesn't render well in some browsers, especially if you change the zoom (ctrl mouse up/dn). Riverini is retarded and doesn't care btw.

      December 29, 2011 at 2:49 am Reply
  5. stfu

    was ok, did drag on a little too long

    December 27, 2011 at 6:21 am Reply
  6. piet

    i hear a chick!1!!! they play and are :)

    December 27, 2011 at 6:25 am Reply
    1. JC Anderson

      We have a few. 😉 The one you heard was Katnos, who was interviewed recently on voices from the void. http://www.voicesfromthevoid.net/2011/07/31/wgoe-

      December 27, 2011 at 10:31 am Reply
    2. Ralina_F

      A lie. Everyone on the internet is a guy or the FBI with Chris Hansen.
      But the voice you say? He, and it must be a he, could be like me and using their mother/sister/helium.

      Good video. I lolled, even being a lazy Gallente pilot in a Domi.

      December 30, 2011 at 2:03 am Reply
  7. Master K

    I was'nt sure if they would pull trough.. Close call…. *rolls eyes" *facepalm*

    December 27, 2011 at 10:02 am Reply
  8. GaiaHand

    Not bad idea for parody, but it could be better, could be more funny. But its good attempt. " something is using my cap " 😀

    December 27, 2011 at 10:34 am Reply
    1. JC Anderson

      It was funny how it started… We were out there bored out of our minds shooting a customs office, and Pinky suddenly began narrating what we were doing in the style of R&K's clarion call series.

      And that's how it began. 😉

      December 27, 2011 at 10:37 am Reply
      1. Rather brilliant, but has too much time with Overview visible to be a good Clarion Call 3 parody. 😉

        December 27, 2011 at 11:49 pm Reply
  9. aldi fitting

    impressive, now i know what these cap transporters are for. also, great to have a fc who stays calm in risky situations.

    December 27, 2011 at 11:01 am Reply
  10. Pewpew

    Great video! Good work! Glad you survived! Next time an enemy that shoots back would be nice though. Rofl. 😉

    December 27, 2011 at 11:12 am Reply
    1. JC Anderson

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icut7AAsods&fe
      Ask and you shall receive. Was the conclusion to our 200th contract "dec most of eve" celebration.

      December 27, 2011 at 12:14 pm Reply
  11. Mintrolio

    CONFRIMIGN I AM DO HATIGN NIOR

    ALSO BUT I HATIGN THEMS THESE IS PROBALBY BEST VIDOE OF BATTEL I DO SEE.

    ALSO IS VER CLERE TO UNNERSTADNIGN AND IS VER EXITIGN. ESPECIAL AT END WER CUSTOM OFFICE IS DO NEAR TO DIEING AND YOU HERE HOW MANY MEN ARE XCITE.

    ALSO THESE IS VER GOOD TO HAFIGN TEMPSET IN ARMORGAYDON FLEET.

    KEEP UP THE GOOD POASTIGN!

    December 27, 2011 at 11:41 am Reply
    1. WOT_owns_EVE

      HE'S BAK!!!!1111!!!!!!!1oneone!!!

      December 27, 2011 at 1:57 pm Reply
    2. mintcraplio

      oh god, I thought we heard the last of your crap posting, get some imagination

      December 27, 2011 at 6:44 pm Reply
  12. JeckrothX

    the best part for me was the "primary is customs office I.N.T"

    December 27, 2011 at 11:53 am Reply
  13. AfricanAmerican

    What a piece of shit this is. You aren't funny bro and this is 12 minutes of being unfunny. Not to mention your EvE knowledge is flawed.

    December 27, 2011 at 12:39 pm Reply
  14. Akrasjel Lanate

    PLAGIAT

    December 27, 2011 at 12:40 pm Reply
  15. Aonus

    ROFL "…so we said FUCK IT and went with a high dps, high sig radius battleships…"

    December 27, 2011 at 12:55 pm Reply
    1. Trapped

      'They were right about their motto: "Feature working as intended".'

      lmao

      January 5, 2012 at 9:47 am Reply
  16. Carlos

    ROFL a thread with a video about taking down a custom office. R u kidding me? Really? HOW EXITING IS THIS!!!!!!
    bad troll thread > shot the author, execute the FC. Talk about grandstanding yourself by killinga custom office! Big deal!

    December 27, 2011 at 1:12 pm Reply
    1. GaiaHand

      Its a parody. You know what parody even is?
      Let me help you Carlos, you ignorant brat: "…parody is an imitative work created to mock, comment on, or trivialise an original work, its subject, author, style, or some other target, by means of humorous, satiric or ironic imitation."

      How retarded Carlos you have to be, to think this is serious video? You poor man

      December 27, 2011 at 3:47 pm Reply
      1. Carlos

        Parodies are meant to be funny or at least have a clever twist about it. This has neither.

        December 27, 2011 at 6:42 pm Reply
        1. Aonus

          thats because you most likely havent watched Clarion Call 3.

          December 27, 2011 at 11:07 pm Reply
          1. Carlos

            ofcource i have watched the video. My point this video is simply not funny.

            December 27, 2011 at 11:50 pm
    2. Aonus

      before posting.. L2Read the Description of what the video was. its not a battle report u idiot…

      December 27, 2011 at 11:09 pm Reply
  17. cryostatic sleeper

    what noir killed something ???

    December 27, 2011 at 2:06 pm Reply
  18. EN24Sucks

    Yeah…. That was just stupid. Not only that, the main narrator just seemed to sub the whole thing, like he wasn't even there. Did anyone else notice it didn't really seem like he was actually there on the fleet, merely talking through the silent voids between fleet chatter?

    December 27, 2011 at 2:20 pm Reply
  19. care

    Wow, you won a fight vs a customs office… wow!!! great job,
    must be hard shooting something that doesnt shoot back…

    You guys rock… wow!!!

    December 27, 2011 at 10:22 pm Reply
    1. Ralina_F

      The term 'spoof' and/or 'comedey' must be lost on you.

      December 30, 2011 at 2:07 am Reply
  20. failtopic

    Well wasnt that some david attenbourgh shit was wanting the customs office to win that one

    December 27, 2011 at 11:58 pm Reply
  21. U mad

    "the navy geddon is out of cap". "tell me something I don't know".

    LOL

    December 28, 2011 at 2:30 pm Reply
  22. Montague Summers

    I like the twist at the end where they actually win despite the overwhelming cap issues. Great stuff, enjoyed it immensely :)

    December 28, 2011 at 4:34 pm Reply
  23. Lykouleon

    I felt like this video was narrated by Captain Kirk…

    December 29, 2011 at 12:23 am Reply
  24. harescramble

    I watched the original and this was excellent..even down to the timing of comments during "battle".
    You must have put in effort and you should be proud of a job well done.

    December 29, 2011 at 12:38 am Reply

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