Right now there is no doubt Branch is one of the busiest region in game, we are expanding on the full scope of operation in an upcoming article but for now we want to highlight the four (4) jump freighters gank which happened this morning to WhiteNoise.

It appeared that White Noise. war preparations didn’t came on time for the Branch attack, thus their logistics officers were forced to put a haste on their shipment of both ships and mods for the expected assault. They were moving in bombers, Tempest and mods, the story goes that a disgruntled White Noise. member tipped off GoonSwarm Federation who spared no time in laying out a trap at the BKG-Q2 solar system cyno-generator.

80’s hair FC DaBigRedBoat led the operation, a GoonSwarm Federation insider brings us the following account:

GoonSwarm Federation interdiction efforts pay fruits in Branch.

Beginning of third day of operations in the holy crusade to sterilize Branch of the RMT-led infection that plagues it. First fleet form-up of the day, people are talking shit in fleet and linking porn in local while sitting on the titan waiting to go shoot at hopefully more than structures.

Sadly so far White Noise. has been so elusive that CFC has had to go look for fights in Raiden. space to make up for the tedium of sov warfare.

Suddenly, a scout camping a jump beacon reports 4 Jump Freighters operating without scouts. Cyno goes up almost immediately, 4 Jump Freighters are burned in less than 2 minutes, glee ensues for the glorious armies of the swarm.

As I write this story, we have just defeated a joint fleet of White Noise. Raiden. and, SURPRISE, Red Alliance. Here is the extremely confusing battle report.

We are now destroying two CSAA POSes, while the enemy bombers keep making failed bombing runs.

Victory lies ahead.

Capsuleers, do not sit idle and watch, for a meaningless recruitment fee you will be able to join the holy forces of anti RMT Jihad.

Talk about pulling a shameless plug at the end of the intel. 0.o

Here are the killmails for the jump-freighters:

Rhea – Goonfleet.com
Nomad – Goonfleet.com
Rhea – Goonfleet.com
Rhea – Goonfleet.com

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  1. Bear1990

    Serves them right for not scouting. Never jump to a beacon without eyes in the system. Nice gank by Goons and Co though

    December 20, 2011 at 10:37 pm Reply
    1. aTestie

      Never jump a JF to a beacon full stop.

      December 20, 2011 at 11:56 pm Reply
    2. John_Sheppard

      Heh, what they should have done is jump the other way around … from Branch to Empire, evacuating stuff in time, that wold have save them not only 4 JF's but shit of ISK that will be stuck in Branch forever … :)

      December 21, 2011 at 3:09 pm Reply
      1. WNgoforpro

        Fearless pilot Sheppard, I do understand why you fail at grasping why someone would be jumping 'stuff' into a hot zone instead of out. However differently from you WN doesn't intend to turn tail and run like you lot did. We intend to fight. Hence why we need weapons…

        December 21, 2011 at 4:54 pm Reply
        1. John_Sheppard

          Then fight already! It's been like 4 days now … Besides you did not jump stuff into a “hot zone” but into an enemy fleet … I can understand why you want weapons (the reason you gave them to the enemy escapes me tho …) and I truly believe (and hope) you will fight for Branch … any moment now … any moment …

          December 21, 2011 at 5:02 pm Reply
  2. Pompejus Magnus

    The Clusterfuck is always hungry. Our fleet munched a Nyx too while taking down the CSAA pos.

    December 20, 2011 at 10:40 pm Reply
    1. faggot

      a nyx with only a cloaking device fitted, and nothing else

      December 21, 2011 at 2:27 am Reply
    2. klusterFuckYOU

      True story .. that shit was pretty much a NYX getting alpha'd

      December 21, 2011 at 2:27 am Reply
  3. DRF is fun

    Thanks for playing in the South WN & Raiden! Now home sweet home awaits your arriva….. oh. 😀

    December 20, 2011 at 10:56 pm Reply
  4. To Srs

    During the battle with RA you DDoS'd there Teamspeak to. Well played..

    December 20, 2011 at 10:57 pm Reply
    1. Guest

      Probably had credentials when they were friends. Goons are ten times worse than bob ever was.

      December 21, 2011 at 1:51 am Reply
      1. Some Goon

        There is not a single RA member corp that was part of the original RA we were friends with.

        December 21, 2011 at 5:44 am Reply
  5. Dutchman

    Goonswarm has the worst Killboard layout I've ever seen..

    December 20, 2011 at 11:15 pm Reply
    1. LOL

      Looks like it was coded by an autistic 5 year old who would rather use crayons and paper but has no arms. Voice-2-Text coding ftw.

      December 20, 2011 at 11:54 pm Reply
    2. derpman

      the layout is necessary, when your killboard needs to cope with 50,000 hits a day it will look like that

      December 21, 2011 at 2:25 am Reply
      1. anonymous

        killing blues doesn't count

        December 21, 2011 at 4:04 am Reply
        1. A goon

          Actually blues nets us double points in goon valhalla (Nerdville)

          December 21, 2011 at 6:23 am Reply
    3. fu!!

      yes even their kb is a troll, they are after all goons

      December 22, 2011 at 12:01 am Reply
  6. SgtSimons

    the clusterfuck is raping WN + friends, keep up the good work guys

    December 20, 2011 at 11:23 pm Reply
  7. goon member

    "capsuleers, do not sit idle and watch, for a meaningless recruitment fee you will be able to join the holy forces of anti RMT Jihad."

    lol goons rmt just as much

    December 21, 2011 at 12:11 am Reply
  8. Imigo

    Goons sure are getting owned by those supercap heavy alliances. I'm packing up and heading for empire as we speak.

    December 21, 2011 at 12:41 am Reply
    1. Ex-Everything

      I thought goodposts were forbidden?

      December 21, 2011 at 5:39 am Reply
    2. DsrthNefarius

      Gonna join the Incursion carebears every1 hear gripes about :)

      December 21, 2011 at 5:05 pm Reply
    3. guy

      goonswarm is kinda a supercap-heavy alliance

      December 27, 2011 at 9:21 am Reply
      1. Imigo

        Hey there guy, Rifters aren't supercaps, and that's the workhorse of the Goon fleet, so yeah. (shh)

        December 27, 2011 at 9:51 am Reply
  9. guest

    Horde blobs of nosepicing ingrates at it again. Time for the DRF to regroup and finish the job they didn't to do last summer. When the DRF laid off them, did they think they found friends in the goon. They NAP and blow for peace when they are weak. They will be no less a friend to anyone as they rewarded Morsus Mihi for weighing in in Fountain a year ago. Without the NC, goons couldnt overrun fountain. Infact, the NC and NCdot did way more to grind down fountain than goons.

    So whats the deal ?.. They can only blob over the holidays. Fuck them up them mercilessly when they go back to school. Who's prck will mittani slobber up next?

    December 21, 2011 at 1:41 am Reply
    1. Stainwagon guy

      Looks like this is how DRF ends. In a fire.

      December 21, 2011 at 2:54 pm Reply
  10. guest

    Goons have the same appetite and MO of rats or cockroaches. Everyone should sbu them up and down the ir footprint.

    Since they are nieghbors to all now and systematically backstab all their friends or NAPsters to take munch their space one at a time, why wait for the fight to come to you?

    December 21, 2011 at 1:50 am Reply
    1. goon

      We have never held a NIP/NAP or friendship of any sort with White Noise.

      December 27, 2011 at 9:24 am Reply
  11. E1 guest

    lol, goons and their propaganda…

    if u put a bit of atention in the fight related u posted, you'll see how goons are in both sides of it… and most of the losses are from the goonswarm and friends. victory? nah… get a timer that both alliances can attend instead of letting all kids play while the rest of us are working in real jobs 😉

    December 21, 2011 at 2:09 am Reply
    1. GOON

      k heres the battlesummary doctor

      December 21, 2011 at 3:10 am Reply
      1. anonymous

        lol the funny part is that outnumbering the enemy 2 to 1 you lost more battleships and more other logi/recon then the enemy and only made up for it with the pos mods and kills (and super kill which I still am wondering how it happened considering that thing only had a cloak fit). Yes they were csaa's but in terms of combat you lost more then they did while outnumbering them as I said 2 to 1. What are you going to do when it is equal numbers?

        December 21, 2011 at 4:09 am Reply
        1. rara

          Goons are bad at EVE and make up for it with numbers? Golly. Next you'll tell me they're naming themselves after, and using a gimmick based around, a swarm of bees!

          December 21, 2011 at 5:13 am Reply
        2. IRC Grunt

          My guess is the nyx just finished and he had a cloak in a hanger in an attempt to save it

          December 21, 2011 at 3:25 pm Reply
    2. GOON

      sure does look like goons winning when the broken evekill battlereport is fixed.
      you are so bad.

      December 21, 2011 at 6:22 am Reply
  12. some dude in the CFC

    god damnit faggots now boat is ganna be super smug cuz he's on the news

    December 21, 2011 at 2:20 am Reply
    1. nullsecnoob

      And insufferable on comms.

      December 22, 2011 at 6:05 pm Reply
  13. ClusterFuckedYa

    AS USUAL you got that crap all wrong.

    The real story is, SMA had scouts thoughout the entirearea. One of our scouts caught a few JF jumping through the cyno gen and lit up coms with the info. With some lightening fast skills and an awesome FC there was a cyno lit, titan bridged in and the CFC blotted out the sky with hateraid for all.

    December 21, 2011 at 2:33 am Reply
    1. anonymous

      and there is SMA again trying to act like they are relevant in anyway

      December 21, 2011 at 4:05 am Reply
      1. rara

        He's not lying, shut the fuck up.

        December 21, 2011 at 4:47 am Reply
        1. anonymous

          Cool they got some jf kills… what else have they done again?

          December 21, 2011 at 7:44 pm Reply
          1. wnisdead

            Check the Killboard …. your mom is right there under a small hill of T3 kills

            December 22, 2011 at 10:39 pm
      2. Some dude in the CFC

        Umadbro? SMA knows their shit, they've just been quiet for the last while getting ready to lay waste to our enemies with our allies. Oh, and the SMA scout is a CFC hero now

        December 21, 2011 at 10:07 pm Reply
        1. lol

          sorry bro, you make me laugh…
          Come again when you stop launching bombs 8km from your targets 😉

          December 21, 2011 at 10:17 pm Reply
          1. anonymous

            http://eve-sma.com/kb/?a=alliance_detail&all_… You must be from IRC. It seems that you guys are doing really great versus SMA. /s

            December 22, 2011 at 4:24 am
          2. ClusterFuckedYa

            Im sorry … i couldn't hear you over the massive sound of the IRC fleet getting assraped by a bombing fleet.

            OH that was the sound of you reshipping ….. wait … is that an itty?

            December 22, 2011 at 4:58 pm
  14. Urziel99

    Looks like someone was in the process of moving a bunch of stealth bombers around. would be nice to see the cash value of those losses.

    December 21, 2011 at 2:41 am Reply
  15. Mr. Nobody

    Goons fighting against RMTers is best joke of day.

    December 21, 2011 at 2:46 am Reply
  16. Marcus_McTavish

    Wait full stop.
    So there were not any haxing-chettahs this time?
    Good job goons, soon enough you will be the new asshat, ya know the group everyone hates, its DRF atm, NC before, and BOB each time before.
    Although it will be fun, goons are writing a death wish for themselves in the time to come, history repeats itself, maybe mittens will emo-disband…

    December 21, 2011 at 4:34 am Reply
  17. Ex-Everything

    Not only did they lose all this shit, but they gave the Goons more weapons. I hear 1400 II's fit nicely on alpha maels…

    December 21, 2011 at 5:41 am Reply
  18. Komolov


    December 21, 2011 at 6:15 am Reply
  19. A goon

    In fact… many of those corps and players are now within Goonswarm… hrmmm.

    December 21, 2011 at 6:28 am Reply
  20. ThenItookanarrow

    So whats this, RA and GS no longer in love?

    December 21, 2011 at 8:17 am Reply
  21. ex NC

    lastest intel:
    we heared WN lost more then 6 CSA today, is that true ?
    Will WN disband or go to empire doing level 4 missions ??
    Will the Raiden guys next to be r*ped ?!!

    December 21, 2011 at 8:30 am Reply
  22. What?

    Because WN = RA amirite? All Russians are the same, go ask SOLAR if you don't believe me.

    December 21, 2011 at 2:49 pm Reply
  23. David Star

    Does goon valhalla have fountains of mountain dew and never ending bags of dorritos?

    December 21, 2011 at 3:02 pm Reply
  24. Goonie

    We are the new NC we are the new messia to EVE.

    December 21, 2011 at 3:44 pm Reply
  25. WNgoforpro

    Fear not ex NC pilot. WN is not like your former fail coalition. It will not turn tail and run. It will fight. :)

    December 21, 2011 at 4:48 pm Reply
    1. Muhaha

      Well come on already … we are here for 3 days now, except yesterday (for a short time that is 😉 ) I haven't seen ya … Me wants to see WN/Raiden. supers!!!!!! C'mon, pretty please … 😀

      December 21, 2011 at 4:53 pm Reply
  26. Like it or not Gooons and allies love to set shit on fire. Our enjoyment of eve is not from some self serving e-honor. We like to assemble massive armies of alpha and super cap fleets and literally alpha shot POSes and cause misery to our enemies. I get up in the morning knowing my KM will be filled with tears of WN or whoever else lies in the path of our military juggernaut.

    I'm I psychotic? Perhaps, so are carebears that think SP and ISK in the wallet is the measure of honor. You all will burn, assimilate or perish.

    December 21, 2011 at 4:50 pm Reply
  27. ThenItookanarrow

    So what's up with that “Goons taking-branch” atricle Riv? A couple of hours seem to last a bit longer than expected….

    December 21, 2011 at 5:39 pm Reply
  28. Observer

    Those who lose weep and whine, stop cursing but fight or leave. Good prayer might also help … If goons have 2 or 10 times more ships, it's how they prepared while you were pumping your fat individual bellies in your sleepy, rotten allies. Good job, Goons, thanks for starting a show!

    December 22, 2011 at 1:56 am Reply
  29. Anonamouse

    WN – losing space as quickly as they gained it.

    December 26, 2011 at 3:20 pm Reply

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