Originally posted here.

Freebooted took matters into his own hands and coded an Incarna revision which actually “delivers” (shocker!). This baby runs smoothly on both high end and low end machines.

Incarna Revised to Run On Low-End Machines

Having been bothered by the discontent of many EVE players in recent months, I gave some thought to how I might ease their strife. One of the key issues that was causing upset was the high graphical demands of the Captain’s Quarters allegedly melting graphics cards and bringing lesser machines to a shuddering halt.

It seemed unfair to me that those with lesser machines could not enjoy the immersive intrigue and subtleties of the Captain’s Quarters and were simply forced to switch Incarna off and contemplate a dull static screen.

But no longer.

Now all EVE players can join the Incarna generation and cavort with wild abandon around their Captain’s Quarters. Ladies and gentlemen, Freebooted Entertainment Studios presents…

Incarna: The Text Adventure

It might not be as pretty, but it’s got features that the fancy-pants version hasn’t. And I’m pretty certain I’ll have that door open before CCP.

What are you waiting for? live the experience yourself:

Incarna: The Text Adventure

Hand-held Port: Although the developer hasn’t been clear wheter there will be support for mobile devices, we can inform that the whole ‘client’ runs smoothly at 60 fps on our Galaxy S2 testing smartphone, still we make no guaranties so use it at your own risk.

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25 Comments

  1. This is seriously brilliant.
    I was laughing out loud before I even left the balcony.

    September 27, 2011 at 8:10 pm Reply
    1. brilliant at so many levels!

      September 27, 2011 at 8:11 pm Reply
      1. bagehi

        I can turn off Incarna now, this is so much more user friendly!

        September 27, 2011 at 9:42 pm Reply
      2. OMG, is THAT all they wanted? Caramba. so the Incarna and Nex and Aurum is just a ruse to really say InfoCom set the standard so high in Zork?
        May the Grue be with you.

        September 28, 2011 at 7:13 am Reply
    2. ze german

      and it is suprizingly more entertaining then the "real thing". -.-

      September 29, 2011 at 3:43 pm Reply
  2. Terrorina

    LOVE IT!! ccp could learn a thing or two.

    September 27, 2011 at 8:19 pm Reply
  3. Former NC

    INNOVATION!!

    Enough said. For anybody confused, try to ship spin 😉

    September 27, 2011 at 8:21 pm Reply
  4. Ex-NC Grunt

    I can't wait to try out this babet!

    September 27, 2011 at 8:35 pm Reply
  5. No one important

    "This mirror looks like most expensive thing in the room. You're not sure why, you just get the unsettling feeling that it wants your money."

    ROFL

    September 27, 2011 at 8:37 pm Reply
  6. No one important

    Seriously, CCP should have just released Incursions and left Incarna for a more finished product.

    September 27, 2011 at 8:40 pm Reply
  7. Dreams_are_real

    kudos to the people who did this, now lets hope CCP don't shut you down.

    September 27, 2011 at 8:53 pm Reply
    1. FU!

      lol they pry gonna try to hire them…….wait thats too smart for CCP to do

      September 29, 2011 at 12:11 am Reply
  8. Rainbow Dash

    Probably the funniest thing all year

    September 27, 2011 at 9:58 pm Reply
  9. Imigo

    "YOU WIN!

    Congratulations, you are now Flying in Space."

    Well played sir, well played.

    September 27, 2011 at 10:05 pm Reply
  10. Oh Snap

    That. Was. Surprisingly more entertaining than the actual CQ!

    September 27, 2011 at 11:32 pm Reply
  11. ISKbot#1337

    way greater than CQ and my graphik card is still alive

    September 27, 2011 at 11:59 pm Reply
  12. Fel

    I like the new text, however I am having trouble getting my bot program to work with this version can anybody help???

    September 28, 2011 at 12:04 am Reply
    1. auouymous

      Paypal me $50 and I'll send you a better bot that works with this.

      September 28, 2011 at 2:40 am Reply
  13. Buggrit

    This totally hits the spot.

    September 28, 2011 at 8:51 am Reply
  14. sour_

    LOL!
    +1 😛

    September 28, 2011 at 12:02 pm Reply
  15. BadJuan

    /me Facepalm

    Yet again CCP is shown up by someone that has half the resource and half the motivation.

    September 28, 2011 at 1:20 pm Reply
  16. Isengrimus

    Heh, good old MUD times…

    September 28, 2011 at 1:42 pm Reply
  17. Hayderach

    nostalgia much?

    September 28, 2011 at 1:55 pm Reply
  18. MMORPG

    "If you haven't got a uterus, immediate medical attention is recommended."

    Bet this confused half the people playing Eve….

    September 28, 2011 at 3:06 pm Reply
  19. Wishfull thinking

    This worked great, maybe he can make a lag free fleetfight as well

    September 28, 2011 at 8:46 pm Reply

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