[spoiler show=”Editor’s Note”]Editor’s Note: After a thoughtful consideration, we have decided not to feature the full collection of pictures of Miss Eve-RU, we invite you to click the link and enjoy from their feminine beauty at the Eve-RU site.
I also asked Bagehi to write the most misogynistic and chauvinist article he could come up with, because let’s face it, all girls are beautiful and there is no need to make a beauty contest to prove it.
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Miss EVE-RU – Russian beauty contest pit Eve Nerds against their Impossibly High Feminine Standards.
EVE Online isn’t exactly the sort of game that draws a large crowd of women, neither does the “virile” qualities of its mostly albino-like players, so it is not surprising that setting aside that literal horde of “drag” characters, merely 5% of the EVE population is composed of women. Some of them are cute, another segment fall in the “Just OK” category and the rest could be filed under the “in dire need to be bundled with a large bottle of Everclear” section.
Anyhow, we all have heard that soothing voice which pops out in team-speak during a long night of sov grinding or deep within hours of being roaming around such as the hours passes by, the doubt whether that silky voice on comms is either a Rydis, a Mintchip or an Eva Jobse gets more noticeable, just as your blood alcohol concentration arises.
Worry no more, a couple of enterprising Russian players took matters into hands.
Only in Soviet Russia
In Soviet Russia, you don’t watch a beauty pageant contest, you make one. Russia has been known for many things. Vodka, hot women, hot brides for sale on the internet, the first person in space, awesome weapons of war, awesome weapons of war in an internet spaceship game, and now vodka inspired hot women for sale on an internet spaceship game… or something like that. Presenting the Eve RU Beauty Contest. Contestants can win a ton of internet spaceship money (90b isk) to be RMT’ed into Italian shoes, maybe a nice purse or that washboard these “Femme Fatale” so badly want. 50b of the prize money comes from the overlord, UAxDeath, himself.
We sent a scout to their god forsaken forums to check out the claims that there were beautiful Russian women playing Eve. After checking out the contestants page, this myth has proved to be a reality. Of course, the information is all in Russian and as James Bond as it would be to speak it… I don’t. However, many thanks to google translate, we now know where the hotties of Eve have been hiding. Considering the moral ambiguity of Eve players though, can you blame them?
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So, you’ve been looking for the special someone to get in the kitchen and make you a sammich? Cue the slow motion, bouncing boob, model walking down the runway. Forget that, these ladies will take care of house chores both in real life and the asteroid belts, play video games with you and aren’t bad on the eyes either (with or without vodka). Well worth their weight in moon-gold and already skilled up with Housekeeping V.
What are you waiting for! Polish up your Russian and get voting!
– Bagehi
VOTE NOW – Eve-Ru Thread
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holy shit enough eve nerd porn to last at least til next month….. 0.o
The thing that intrigues me the most is can any of them actually pvp WELL….IE a female russian garmon(jizzed in mah pants just now).
This is p awesome
-Lords
Some of them are pro pvpers, check their KB 😀
That is hot.
We even have a girl who teaches newbies do pvp at the our corporation's academy. Space nerds fall into shock when they hear a sexy voice in the TS and follows FC's commands in full obedience.
this has got to be the best news ive seen in a long time in Eve….
Funny they don't look like SC blobing, slumlord, RMTers.
well 200 tengu bots running 23/7 can buy you some good Russian actors.
No, those are the ones running the contest.
I guess my standards are too high for this. The one with the dreadlocks caught my eye but thats about it.
Guess even Brad Pitt wouldn't mind rooting through your trashcan, he'd find stuff there better than Angelina.
You da man.
Sharp knees, right?
I hear ya.
Oh Shit
Phase 1 of the DRF campaign has begun. Dont be distracted by the beautiful russians,
Keep those lasers on target
Can you rent one of those russian girls, and live in their basement, playing video games?
Maybe I should just rent a russian mom I suppose.
Those broads can make me a sammich…err I mean Pirozhki any time. D3
2 or 3 looked nice but think we should do an eve wide comp not just Russians,
imagine a miss alliance competition and then they go on to Miss EVE Universe to find the ultimate winner lol
get a life dude xD
get a sense of humor dude xD
i'm rather dissapointed. 35 russian women and 2 were like pretty…
none was hot!? i mean come on…
#11, 13, 21, 22
that is all
some of those girls are Ungly as hell
i'm torn between the one with a sniper rifle or the one tied up in tape…. yum freakin yum….
Airgun. And yes, both are totally not cool.
Афтар, выпей йаду.
Seriously, if you really need to come up with that much text then at least try not to repeat the same retarded joke over and over again. Better yet – cut the crap and just post the link to boobies.
Internets Tough Guy is Internets… :rollseyes:
u no like boobies? next time link to boobies and clam up lol
"Yet another beauty contest was announced at EVE-RU.com's forum on August 25th. Several contests were conducted by enthusiasts in previous years, but didn't see a lot of publicity and success. This time organizers came up with significant prize and decided to put an effort into verifying contestant's identity (read "try to find out if it's not a money-grubbing guy with an extensive photo collection"). Interesting thing to note is that not only time list of judges includes prominent players, but some of them (or alliances/corporations they lead/represent) are contributors to the prize fund" <insert link here>
Taking things from memory since I can't be bothered to check it on forums, plus I don't have time for writing this properly. Yet I think I've managed to put more meaningful info into a single paragraph.
lets do a MR eve beerbelly competition. No doubt goonswarm takes that prize.
my vote goes to 21
my goodness…one girl thought its a nice concept to photo herself ontop of a…armor, then another girl witha a snipping rifle…wtf??! what have they been telling (and doing) to those poor kids?? xD
Its fitting. She does sov warfare, she's on a Sov (iet) tank.
The other one is an airgun, it shoots pellets. Target practice or whatever. Maybe she likes snipe muninns.
Yeah, for a second, I thought they were american chicks!
This contest is sold out from start to end. Despite the "public" voting and endless buckets of fecal matter on the forum, the "Grand Jury" consists of the prize donators themselves, hence – the contest is a farce.
It's wrongly called a beauty contest, it has no rules and no ethics. Life is tough.
Contact in game for more info, if you wish – JIeoH Mocc.
Cheers.
u gay? the contest its about looks..thats all. problem? My GF and her bitchy friends spend alot of time on hot or not and similar sites. you should hear them and what they say about men and how they judge..not just them..most women. You never hear Broads talk to themselves about being sexist or preaching at each other like some love sick guys like u do lol. wake up pal and man up
This contest is sold out from start to end. Despite the "public" voting and endless buckets of fecal matter on the forum, the "Grand Jury" consists of the prize donators themselves, hence – the contest is a farce.
This article could not be more sexist if it tried, grats R you've sunk to a new low.
Women are a fuck of a lot more sexist then men buddy, time for u to man up! Even if it is sexist..who cares! Men need to get the balls back.
Sexist is ok.
Exotic-looking girls are even more ok.
As soon as they announce the Mr EVE Russia i'll believe you.
We need more sexism back in the Western world..it's good for everyone and society. and btw no one is stopping chicks from doing a mr universe contest other than lazyness..some chick will get her boyfriend to do it u watch..or some queer that likes pretending to be a chick will lol
These look like real women, and the DRF officially wins EVE. Period.
Until the other alliances get their shit together and place their own Ubercap fleet on the field, its over baby.
Pretty sure the redhead at the top is gonna win works for me anyway
Damn, some ugly bitches, no wonder Russian men spend more time drunk on a game than pleasing their woman and living their life, its a miracle you maintained a stable population in Russia with such ugly bitches, but i guess with a pillow or two on the head and with the help of Vodka it can work
"russia nerds "guys U MUST BE GAY MEN
Why ? are you Homophobe ? you know that homophobes are closet homos too afraid to admit it ?
Maybe he like you know..attractive women? sry u cant get one lol
is it sad to be gay?
Can't get a nice looking woman hu? That's ok ugly people need love as well. You go and settle for second best..it's ok
Seems like jokes about russian brides, vodka, matryoshka and balalaika is a kind of sign of high western culture 😐
Disliked the article.
Just watch the photos, guys.
So…….this is what russian female botters look like, Quick Yuri! take Sov photo!
In Soviet Russia, there are only ugly Bots
in Soviet Russia, all "girls" look like ladyboys
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/148/8b6a4b83…
13 and 10 they are nice
These Dames are average at best. But if they can cook, clean, work and pull their own weight that is what counts. Not like these lazy bitches in North America! 50/50 you fat lazy hos! Man up boys ans stop treating women like babies
the first one has some crazy eyes. Very hot
21 or 26
Fake…fucking fake. How do I know? One of those women claims to be a part of Goonswarm. Everyone knows that Goons are nothing but a bunch of pasty white, hairy-knuckled nerds with Cheetos stains in their underwear…
Now that Lady Fee…she is hot.
Nr 21 looks like a nice Minmatar women.
"I ask the jury to send me a photo and address ICQ Skype girls who took the first 3 places.
again again moscow river alcohol. tequila her mother."
:D:D
lol if girl plays mmorpg its diagnose. pretty girls havent time for this online shit, they busy with theirs men. thats why so little nice girls on the photos.
Who won this contest?
forget Rydis. word is TALON SCORPIO :
girl has the hottest voice in EVE and rumour says a face to match.
Miss USSR 2012 contest at http://www.missussr.com is better than this contest as they are offering exciting cash prizes to winners.