[spoiler show=”Editor’s note”]TL,DR its a feature we are bringing into Eve News24, basically we take hours of tiresome forum turmoil and shove it into a delicious “rage fajita”, stuffed with fat-free intel and marinated in EN24 secret sauce.


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Eve University gets under triple secret probation after internal turn-moil.

Eve-University( E-Uni for short) has recently been set ablaze with a major walkout amongst the universitiy’s staff and senior personnel. The looming threat of more walkouts has the students singing to a tune of Pink Floyd “Hey teacher leave those kids alone!”
The blaze was sparked when an internal asset began a plot to subvert the position of two of the University’s directors. CEO , Kelduum Revaan instead of speaking to his directors stripped them of their roles. The first time this happened, the two directors in questions were reinstated only a short time later. The second time it happened, the directors had enough and chose to walk out.
At the crossroads Revaan declared the Intelligence Department closed and created a lesser management position under a different director. Having lost both Intel Directors, the university has been left in a compromising position in which the intel and alumni assets are no longer available.

Further revelations

The Intel gets rather fuzzy at this point leaving us to ponder what is in fact going on under the hood. It came to light that Student Relations Manager, BladeHeart had been divulging intel and classified records to a corporation named PonyWaffe, which effectively compromised personnel and officers. The universities self styled API-tool is amongst the list of assets compromised as well as the records of all students on file (which number in the thousands since is 6 years old.)
Many of the pilots who are now alumni now hold positions of power in null-sec corporations, so the damage caused by this leak impacts many alliances and corporations throughout New Eden, seriously damaging Eve University’s reputation.
Present day: An individual has taken it upon himself to plague the chat channels, pretending to be BladeHeart with an imitation character named 8ladeheart, and a handful of other characters with similar names.
Leaving behind the following calling card:

“Will suck Pen0r for CEO position.”

“Petition filed as all the accounts exist, they are abusing trail accounts, which is a punishable offence.

The next time this happens please post the first time they were seen in channel, so I can tie that into forum logs.”

“The accounts are now under investigations (along with any other accounts which have been similar names are connected to the same IP) and a petition has been closed.

CCP really does not like people abusing trails, especially if its just to mess with E-Uni and or newbies.”

The Eve University CEO declared evidence was mounting to identify who is behind the forum troubles and claims to be close to determining who it is and thus how to stop the troll.

– HouseKhan

60 Comments

  1. Malf

    i am a member…and this information is not neraly as dramatic as it seems.

    August 22, 2011 at 10:22 pm Reply
    1. Dan

      Shut up, it's dramatic as fuck

      August 23, 2011 at 1:27 am Reply
    2. PL Winner

      welcome to en24, where news are stories, stories are fiction, and you just stated the obvious.

      August 23, 2011 at 1:31 am Reply
    3. ^ FITTING SKILLS = 0

      Well of course not why bother hoping to get hyped on this high-sec shiz.

      August 23, 2011 at 8:05 pm Reply
  2. anatlasgoon

    …and nothing of consequence was gained or lost.

    Seriously, who cares?

    August 22, 2011 at 10:47 pm Reply
    1. Ronald

      Apparently TEST wins today. The got the API details and snapshots of every pilot that was apparently passing through EVE University. If I was a corp recruiter out there, I'd be very careful recruit Eve-Univ folks, their details are all over.

      August 23, 2011 at 2:30 am Reply
      1. BRO STORY, COOL

        If you really think this actually happened (protip: if you do, you're a moron) what intel do you think recruiters have to offer? "Holy shit, thanks to our spies in the Eve Uni personnel department, we now know that today some 3 week old character trained racial cruiser to 2 and the amount of unistas training ECM skills to level 1 has increased by 9% this month!" I'm gonna call you Ronald McDonald from now on, because you're a fucking clown.

        I can't help how quiet everyone was when it was outed that one of EVE Uni's SENIOR PERSONNEL OFFICERS had as been a spy from Pandemic Legion literally the entire time (where were you on that, intel department?). I guess Kyrlin and friends don't have as much of a problem with PL as they do with TEST.

        August 23, 2011 at 4:41 am Reply
      2. Youareafaggot

        You are a complete moron if you actually think we received or care about a bunch of pubbie API keys. We have a database of thousands of active keys of our own which we literally do nothing with apart from an automated process to confirm they are blue to gain access to our services.

        Clearly you have no fucking idea about intel gathering works, how large null sec alliances work in general or how corp recruitment processing works.

        August 23, 2011 at 9:09 am Reply
      3. Matalok

        TEST tech here, you're a idiot and obviously believe anything you read, so…..

        *cough*

        Send me 500mil ISK and i'll double it for you!

        August 24, 2011 at 1:48 pm Reply
  3. ohai

    Lol Kyrlin Dishai is stripped of his director role for being a childish asshole who didn't do his job and he tries to start up some silly drama that nobody gives a shit about.

    August 22, 2011 at 11:37 pm Reply
    1. Vic

      What's more awesome is when 13 year old coffee addicted pubbies from Liverpool try to pass an opinion and meddle in things that have nothing to do with them. Seriously bro, go back to your massive profits from T1 production. You're winning EVE.

      August 23, 2011 at 2:31 am Reply
      1. unot Vic so i like u

        You sir win

        August 23, 2011 at 2:35 am Reply
        1. Lulzes

          I can confirm this is legit

          August 23, 2011 at 8:29 pm Reply
      2. Kyrlin DiShai

        I lost my roles because I'm so bad at my job. I have to be a bum in Scotland again and have no sense of worth anymore, so I sent all my buddies who play other games like LoL to Shiva.

        Will play EVE for director roles

        August 23, 2011 at 11:29 pm Reply
        1. REELY NOT VIC

          BREAKING: Real life pic of Kyrlin DiShai and one of his loyal henchman surfaces as investigators close in on the search for the perpetrators. Scottish police authorities are currently looking for a balding troll who lives in his mother's basement and gets his RL frustrations out by bullying noobs in space universities and buying microtransaction dresses for his LoL summoners. http://www.bbcamerica.com/media/23/385x200_little

          August 24, 2011 at 9:17 am Reply
          1. Not me

            I always wondered what he looked like. Who is his boyfriend?

            August 27, 2011 at 10:43 pm
  4. Derpy Hooves

    Confirming Indy Indy is a spai…

    August 23, 2011 at 12:51 am Reply
    1. Xolani

      Well if he's a spy we may as well burn his alts!

      Indy Indy
      Indy Rider
      Ni Bao
      Powder Pew
      Douglas Dogood
      Zanetia Coralis
      egilbjorn
      Hans Olo

      August 23, 2011 at 1:18 am Reply
  5. Poetic Stanziel

    Wow, EveNews240.

    Only 10 days late on this now boring piece of news.

    http://poeticstanziel.blogspot.com/2011/08/spies-

    August 23, 2011 at 1:04 am Reply
    1. Have you noticed we rarely report on empire shit?

      This is not EveNoob24.com, nullsec is the norm here, check the article tags so u see my opinion on this issue…

      R

      August 23, 2011 at 1:18 am Reply
      1. Poetic Stanziel

        And you don't even report very well on that either. Half the news articles are nearly illiterate.

        August 23, 2011 at 1:24 am Reply
        1. I feel sorry for Concord Pets…

          regarding your blog… excuse me, you "blogspot profile", I took the liberty to skim over it…

          My verdict: it's shit.

          August 23, 2011 at 1:27 am Reply
          1. Poetic Stanziel

            LOL.

            What is an opinion from EN24 worth these days?

            August 23, 2011 at 1:44 am
          2. xyzlolabc

            Twice what an opinion from a pubbie fag. Seriously bro, internet spaceships is serious business. You should learn more about the game before you run your mouth like a little 3 month old turd.

            August 23, 2011 at 2:28 am
          3. Wanna play EOH?

            Easily better news than your blog.

            August 23, 2011 at 2:31 am
          4. Lykouleon

            A lot more than an empire sperglord?

            August 23, 2011 at 2:58 am
      2. Vee

        Then stay there

        August 23, 2011 at 1:55 am Reply
  6. Asuri

    Someone actually sat down and wrote this? MY GOD, that is some of *the* worst "writing" I've ever seen. Truly pitiful. Worse than the writing it the actual lack of content. If directors "got removed" or "left' – name some!

    Jesus, this is actually a waste of pixels!

    August 23, 2011 at 1:22 am Reply
    1. You don't make a Czech Lion or a Riverini out of thin air, we are training new writers, bear with us.

      R

      August 23, 2011 at 1:33 am Reply
      1. Zed

        How about training editorial skills to Level I?
        This is not newsworthy, just a silly troll trying to get attention. And most of this isn't even accurate…
        EN24 gets a big fail on this one…

        August 23, 2011 at 11:37 am Reply
        1. Leo

          Wow did you just try to insult someone by stating the should train a life skill to level 1?

          You sir win the title for the biggest faggot in EVE.

          August 23, 2011 at 12:58 pm Reply
          1. Zed

            Better at EVE than in real life, sir.

            And while I have no idea what a "life skill" is, editorial skills can be trained, but apparently basic understanding of sarcasm cannot.

            Your attempt at insult fails, sir, because it is so elementary and cheap.
            Do make an effort next time.

            August 23, 2011 at 4:28 pm
          2. Leo

            You're still a faggot?

            August 25, 2011 at 10:13 am
    2. Imigo

      I love it when people make grammatical errors in the SAME SENTENCE as the one criticising other people's writing.

      EN24 works well for what it does. Sure, for a large part good grammar/spelling might not be it. Thank fuck for EN24 so I don't have to go trawling a thousand pubbie blogs to get an overview of what's going on in EVE.

      August 23, 2011 at 5:09 am Reply
  7. Ensign X

    ITT: Garbage "reporting". A whole load of unverified rubbish and over-hyped conjecture leaves this thread lacking any journalistic integrity. I seriously hope the author isn't considering a plunge into real journalism anytime soon; he might be forced into some actual investigation instead of cribbing notes from a 10-day old blog post…

    August 23, 2011 at 1:32 am Reply
  8. heh

    Lol. Eve Uni is the biggest bunch of pubbie scrubs in the game. 90% of their leadership joined E-Uni as a new player and just never left – their 'experience' being only an extention of their desire to feel spaceimportant.

    Seriously, this is not newsworthy.

    August 23, 2011 at 2:17 am Reply
    1. Not in the UK

      Seriously, what the fuck is a pubbie?

      August 23, 2011 at 1:09 pm Reply
      1. Grand Pubbie

        Y U NO UNDERSTAND THIS SHIZ?

        August 23, 2011 at 7:57 pm Reply
  9. Alljump

    http://forum.eveuniversity.org/viewtopic.php?f=66

    Might help if you're trying to figure out who the ponies are.

    August 23, 2011 at 3:48 am Reply
  10. zorg

    fuck all them eve uni faggots,
    remember csm trebor daedshaw's crowd sourcing votes?
    instead of anything of importance, like POS revamp, corp bms, blasters/gallente revamp, supercap balance, and so on
    these faggots bloc-voted for the most inconsequential shit like wardecs mechanics that nobody cares about

    oh no, the orpahanage wardecced us wah wah wah

    August 23, 2011 at 6:01 am Reply
    1. ~_~

      "DERR This is not news derrrr" … shut up… it's internet spaceship news.. **News Flash** none of it is important! It's all for entertainment. If you prefer, I am sure Riverini can do it like Eve-Tribune and only post the really important stuff every 6 weeks or more. If you don't like it, go back to browsing Reddit all day. Idiots…

      August 23, 2011 at 3:54 pm Reply
  11. zorg36

    fuck all them eve uni faggots,
    remember csm trebor daedshaw's crowd sourcing votes?
    instead of anything of importance, like POS revamp, corp bms, blasters/gallente revamp, supercap balance, and so on
    these faggots bloc-voted for the most inconsequential shit like wardec mechanics and medals that nobody cares about

    oh no, the orpahanage wardecced us wah wah wah

    August 23, 2011 at 6:04 am Reply
    1. Zed

      u mad bro?

      August 23, 2011 at 11:25 am Reply
      1. zorg36

        u a fag bro?

        August 24, 2011 at 3:59 am Reply
        1. Zed

          could you be any lamer, bro?

          August 26, 2011 at 12:05 pm Reply
    2. zorg36

      hey look -30p already since i registered since one day ago
      woot woot eve uni faggots bloc neg-rep erryday

      August 24, 2011 at 4:03 am Reply
  12. unista

    "It came to light that Student Relations Manager, BladeHeart had been divulging intel and classified records to a corporation named PonyWaffe, which effectively compromised personnel and officers."

    I can only assume 'it came to light' means 'it was made up by the same person/group doing the trolling'.

    August 23, 2011 at 11:20 am Reply
  13. Poetic Stanziel

    Translating the article back into Common Sense. (Using Google Translate's EVENews24 -> Common Sense translator):

    http://poeticstanziel.blogspot.com/2011/08/as-ald

    August 23, 2011 at 2:20 pm Reply
    1. Leo

      Didn't one of your Directors just tell you to stfu on this forum? Seriously dude, :unirules: don't break them.

      August 23, 2011 at 4:07 pm Reply
    2. EOH tonight?

      Slamming other players in EVE publicly under the name of eve-uni will never help you, your time in the uni, or the uni itself. So I think many people will join me when I say this: BACK THE FUCK UP AND SHUT UP. That is all

      August 23, 2011 at 7:52 pm Reply
  14. Poetic Stanziel

    Translating the article back into Common Sense. (Using Google Translate's EVENews24 -> Common Sense translator):

    http://poeticstanziel.blogspot.com/2011/08/as-ald

    August 23, 2011 at 2:35 pm Reply
    1. Game of EOH?

      Double posting wow you fail, as you do at many other things.

      August 23, 2011 at 7:55 pm Reply
  15. Jimm

    Hum, funny that corp that is mostly x uni stdents has the spy, and EVE-UNI does stay out of politics to teh point that some larger aliances actualy teach classes. Good example is Goons teching intel you can even listen to the recording of the class on University wiki.

    August 23, 2011 at 3:49 pm Reply
  16. Goawaythen

    Seriously i am getting sick of people coming to EN24 and talking shit about the articles and even personally insulting the editor/writers.

    If you don't like it, don't read it and f*** off elsewhere. I like EN24 because they gather all the news and events from EVE and put it on one web page. If they didnt who else would? I would have to search through all of the different Eve sites/forums to keep up but luckily enough i don't thank god….

    Keep doing what you doing EN24.

    August 23, 2011 at 4:11 pm Reply
  17. anonamous

    Im guessing the editor didn't bother with fact checking or, simply asking the involved parties.

    August 23, 2011 at 4:52 pm Reply
    1. Y U NO UNDERSTAND

      I'm guessing you didn't bother with the English language when inputting your name and that sentence.

      August 23, 2011 at 7:54 pm Reply
  18. Mister Echs

    "Having lost both Intel Directors, the university has been left in a compromising position in which the intel and alumni assets are no longer available."

    Seriously, do you write for Nigerian banking scams?

    August 23, 2011 at 11:35 pm Reply
  19. Dawwwwww

    TEST post, please ignore.

    August 24, 2011 at 2:08 am Reply
  20. Random 0.0 Peon

    Grats EVE-Uni on free advertising?

    I love when news24 drags an alliance through the mud. They're all like "man, we owned them" and everyone in their readership is like "hey, this group is relevant now, we should look into them and give them attention and influence. Possibly also contracts, cash or territory, because we recognize their name now and that makes them feel less sketch."

    August 27, 2011 at 11:25 am Reply
  21. Merkus

    Kyrlin, I love u long Tááime!!!

    Your friend Merkus.

    PS: Sorry about your mom…

    ; )

    October 6, 2011 at 9:55 pm Reply

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