Another month and another GoownSwarm Federation and Deklein Coalition CEO / Director’s update, we post it as we received it:

Leak: GoonSwarm Federation not coming South – New Director’s update.

As one of the eleven people to have escaped Solo Drakban’s purge – a sensation that feels a little like being one of those left behind after a particularly thorough but morally obscure rapture – it falls upon me to kick start our new era of sparsely-populated forums and set the tone with a lengthy effortpost.

As an update, this is a somewhat disjointed series of stuff we’re doing mixed with what the rest of Eve has been up to. As such, it’s quite 2010, in fact. There is no overarching narrative now that we’ve mopped up the sov situation, and are just taking high-end moons, teaching people to FC and generally relaxing a bit after months of existential threats. Still, the information must flow…

Skymarshalling and Diplomats

The old Skymarshal system had the weakness that it depended on a single person. Comrade Mittani likes to be able to send people to the Gulag without all that tedious bit about finding a replacement. So the FC team (Vee, Laz, Bring, Vily et al) will work with the diplos – principally Tector, Courthouse and Hratli Smirks (who as we all know was the Skymarshal who saved 49-) – in order to run campaigns from now on. Each has now been added to Illuminati.

Skymarshalling in our tradition is primarily a job about dealing with people: the alliance leadership sets a goal; our FCs come up with a plan and make sure that every op has FCs; and the diplos will ensure that our allies know well enough in advance to be able to turn up. This means that you are dealing with the most neurotic and egocentric people in all of Eve: our FCs, our allies, and (most of all) Test Alliance. As such, you can basically spend your time more profitably and enjoyably sponging down ageing, herpetic lepers. But Mittens is a damnably persuasive cove, while the troika in question wanted into Illuminati sufficiently badly to be prepared to take this singularly demanding role. They now run stuff with the authority of the General Secretary “Uncle Joe” Mittani behind them.


Garpa is developing a tool to analyse user APIs for information like whether a character has been sold. We’re only a matter of a couple of years behind PL, here, admittedly, but there does seem to be quite a bit of extra info obfuscated in there which Vio and the Auth team can use in snagging spies. What we need is a sample group and Solo “Ideological Purity” Drakban won’t let us use our library of your APIs :saddowns: In any case if GARPA’s ideas about what CCP are stupid enough to store in there turn out to be correct it would be primarily of use to us with neutrals and hostiles.

So we need a bunch of pubbie APIs to test out this theory. Fortunately, we have at hand the greatest concentration of API-farmers in Eve Online: our scammers. If you have valid USER IDs and full APIs from your scams then please bundle them up and send them to me as a forums PM, here, and you will potentially be doing the alliance a substantial favour.


Welpfleet is great fun, and sooner or later one of our enemies is going to get careless and we’ll actually gut us some supercaps. It is also surprisingly rare for us actually to fulfill the “welp” part of the name. While Vee has been taking these out, the prime exponent right now seems to be the inexplicably-named Telkjon Nugs, who is often mentioned in the same breath as Vee himself. Normally in the form “Telkjon Nugs is nowhere near as good an FC as Mister Vee,” I admit. But he is improving fast and starting to get some good wins so turn up and kill shit or as God is my witness I’ll boot you from the alliance, myself. That last bit might be slightly overstated, though.

The Southern War

We’ve watched this dance before, and we know the steps. After some skirmishes in the south, the Drone Federation assaults HED. After a modicum of to-ing and fro-ing (this time with all to-ing and no fro-ing) AAA and their pals fall back to GE- on the Stain border and make a stand there. We read the communications or boards of no fewer than five members of the AAA bloc, and every single one has already informed their members to get their valued possessions out of GE- and into Stain. Sometimes as little as a day after their directors finished doing so!

AAA seem to have genuinely expected that we would ride in like the cavalry to their rescue, and are growing somewhat prolix on the forums in their desperate appeals for us to save Eve from Russian domination. That’s the same AAA that backstabbed us without warning for a few hundred lousy bucks. Granted that goons may be feckless, erratic and somewhat lacking in attention span, but when it comes to remembering a betrayal our memory functions at the goddam genetic level, so AAA can go fuck themselves in the urethra with a carpenter’s rasp. If they were prudent then they will have saved the twenty pieces of silver they got from Red Overlord to reset us, and can now spend it hiring PL.

Speaking of Red Overlord – an alliance-shaped congolmeration of shitfuckers that manages to combine a few remnants of those who first betrayed us with the massed ranks of failure who left Blade and Blast but couldn’t even make it into Raiden – they have decided that they alone shall save the south, and have done so by “attacking” Tribute. Careful readers will have noted the use of scare quotes, there, since the attack thus far has seen them rather wary of using anything provocative like SBUs. Or POS warfare. Or guns. With any luck we will conclude negotiations with NCdot to kill Red Overlord for once and for all, and settle an ancient and holy Goon debt so that the spirit of Darius Johnson may finally rest in drunken, wasabi-smeared peace.


Ev0ke moved into Delve recently and were immediately greeted with the terrified yelps of a group of residents little more than four times their size, who had nothing more than the second-largest gathering of supercaps in the history of Eve Online to defend themselves with.

We have no great love for Ev0ke. It is only a matter of weeks since the president of whatever tinpot fascist cow field they hail from wanted to cover brave, pure Deklein in the suspiciously waxy soot from their giant crematoria. But Morsus Mihi members have been extremely rude about us on their forums recently, while Trader John has been going around telling people that we are working for everyone from White Noise to ze Germans. Brick Squad, in turn – never solid favourites of ours at the best of times – have been packed from head-to-toe with Geminate refugees who believe that we should have abandoned our space to our attackers and saved a region that they had turned into little better than a gigantic highway rest-stop, littered with condoms, human faeces and featuring trees festooned in tattered polythene bags. All because they had picked one fight too many with xDeathx and Krutoj. Faced with such mewling ingrates it is hard not to admire the steadfast hostility of our honourable Teutonic foes, even if we wouldn’t leave them to babysit little Abraham and Rebekah for the evening.

In a side-note, Brick and Morsus Mihi decided to head up to Fountain with some SBUs and teach Test a lesson in revenge that they wouldn’t soon forget. The Mittani Doctrine is clear on the consequences of sov attacks on Clusterfuck space. And nobody gets to give Test a damned good trashing for their insolence but us, so Mister Vee called a Welpfleet op and headed south less than 25 minutes later. Within an hour, we were wading thigh-deep through a bubbling swamp of T2 and T3 loot to get back to the gate, after a victory that would have been utterly one-sided had Ev0ke not tried to steal some of our glory and complicated the totting-up process. Although we also killed a gaggle of them because that is precisely how we roll. Brick, FCed by some 12-year-old, meanwhile proved their status as good allies by promptly turning around and abandoning MM to their fate.

Anyway, Ev0ke have taken NOL and are looking set to take as much of the rest of the region as they view profitable, while Borg are shedding members (every day sees another 2 or 3 “busy in real life soz m8s” corp mails) and Nulli Secunda, like a flamboyant homosexual carnival, advances resolutely towards the rear. That said, we all know that the Germans are traditionally strong starters in a war but tend to lack staying power, so who knows how the whole thing will play out?


Some ultra-bitter, no-name ex-member who left for EO with goon money and a couple of dead supercaps had a spy in the corp and tried to set up a gank on some supers. It is hardly a badge of pride for him that he was out-thought and out-espionaged by Arkhamina and Mynas Atoch, so we booted him for no loss. It’s back to the heady, thriving message-boards of ElitistOps with him!

I’m Turning Japanese

In news which has the massed Nippophiles of Rhosquad masturbating into their anime-themed nightwear, it’s now only a matter of weeks until the planned launch of Eve Online in Japan. I, too, am extremely excited by the possibilities for ironic racism, and I promise you, gentle goons, that I shall not rest until we have been reset for an ill-conceived Nagasaki joke, possibly also referencing Pearl Harbour and their god-Emperor getting raped by tentacles. As an opener: their music sounds a bit like someone bouncing bricks across the strings of a grand piano. Yeah, Althair Erin: how do you like that?


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  1. yoyo

    wtf fail news

    August 19, 2011 at 8:33 pm Reply
    1. Penny

      actually pretty informative, thanks for playing though

      August 19, 2011 at 8:59 pm Reply
  2. War is peace

    No spies. This message was posted on kugutsumen yesterday/this morning:

    August 19, 2011 at 8:50 pm Reply
  3. Herp

    By spy, do you mean the Goon propaganda department?

    August 19, 2011 at 8:50 pm Reply
  4. I'm confused… Are they heading south or not? The update says they're not helping -A-; the only thing to go south was one WelpFleet.

    August 19, 2011 at 8:52 pm Reply
    1. History repeating, "the line was drawn at tribute, ahh fuck u are on ur own… etc…."

      No matter what happens, you can always count on goons bailing out before the plane go down…

      August 19, 2011 at 9:04 pm Reply
      1. Carlos

        Well if Goons have trully chosen to stay away from AAA then it serves them right. AAA have kicked many times their allies in the past cos their god complex. Maybe its their turn to get their gut kicked in this time for all the trechery.
        Enjoy Stain and i hope AAA digs their grave there XD

        August 19, 2011 at 9:23 pm Reply
        1. -A- 2

          If you didn't have such a serious case of The Downs, you would realize that moving to stain has only made us (.-A-.) stronger each and EVERY time, yes EVERY time. Think before you blabber such bull shit son, you must be a member of IEGEX or some other butt hurt alliance.

          August 19, 2011 at 11:37 pm Reply
          1. Zavulon

            Stronger – running with your tails between the legs?

            August 20, 2011 at 12:26 am
          2. Carlos

            neither. I actually not involved in any shape or form or have been in the past =PPP

            August 20, 2011 at 2:37 am
          3. Far

            Stronger isn't quite right. But you're still there after being ripped down to nothing, again.
            Can't help but respect that.

            Goons are running out of ancient grudges, but they love them, it's key to the internal narrative that keeps them going. It's a game, doesn't have to be a good reason, just a reason.

            August 20, 2011 at 7:30 am
      2. sinep

        You don't make any sense. They said they don't come. You title it that they are coming. It's pretty dumb.

        August 19, 2011 at 9:24 pm Reply
        1. fixed the title, good thing ppl actually read the articles posted in EN24 ^__^

          August 19, 2011 at 9:37 pm Reply
        2. bagehi

          "With any luck we will conclude negotiations with NCdot to kill Red Overlord for once and for all, and settle an ancient and holy Goon debt so that the spirit of Darius Johnson may finally rest in drunken, wasabi-smeared peace."

          Ohhhh, ju think gewns coming to save AAA? Haha, gewns kill your allies. Fool you!

          August 19, 2011 at 9:39 pm Reply
      3. RoHo

        While I normally scoff at statements of riverini bias, One can only summarize that he apparently still butthurt about losing the north and blames goons for the NC's inability to defend their shit.

        I'll add the ubiquitous "YOU MAD BRO?" so you get my point.

        August 19, 2011 at 9:55 pm Reply
      4. timmy

        u mean like brick squad?

        August 20, 2011 at 3:15 am Reply
      5. Old Head

        Goons are the 3rd worst alliance that the former NC ever gave space, behind RAGE and Majesta.

        August 20, 2011 at 4:00 am Reply
      6. No one important

        I guess all the waiting at the Titan bridge in Alpha fleets, with cap fleets larger than NC subcap fleets was because we weren't willing to fight for your space. Oh, right. NC wasn't even willing to field enough subcaps, much less their cap fleet, and insisted on getting whelped *before* saying "go Goons go", leaving us perpetually blueballed, and NC perpetually fucked.

        August 21, 2011 at 4:19 am Reply
        1. Buggrit

          This. NC leadership assholes were so afraid of getting their SC's out in the open they let them rot in the bag. One single max-SC fleet on the field that managed to push them back would lead to another, and then another.
          One time they should but didn't and let their peons take it in the rectum led to another and another.

          August 22, 2011 at 8:48 am Reply
          1. MM Grunt in Trenches

            It's a complex, weird situation, one where I'm frankly rather surprised at the longevity of bad blood.

            MM as a whole did poorly in its defense, but it wasn't the leadership's fault that SC's didn't show up…there's a longstanding problem where people in MM get their SC and promptly become next to impossible to get online for any CTA. In effect, it is not MM who is afraid of losing supercaps…it's the supercap pilots themselves, and if I had my way we'd take those supers back and boot them. We have no use for powerful ships who stay offline. It's something that needs to be addressed, and yet continually evades people in their struggle for goodfights that are, in effect, pointless.

            Goons are often called backstabbers. I don't generally call them such and am decidedly neutral on the matter. You'll find the ones who are most butthurt about it are those who -did- show up for every fleet they possibly could. Yes, those fleets were smaller than they needed to be, which was surprising to me. However, people did still consistently show up, and the hope was that the whole 'bff' concept would prevail. MM is an entirely morale driven machine, and unfortunately it's somewhat bipolar. A loss means no one shows up to the next fleet, a victory means the ranks swell to huge proportions. It's yet another problem that is not really 'fixable' with our current setup (I'd fix it if I could, I promise.)

            In effect…there -was- a savior complex, but not a complete dependency. There were the fighters who really were depending on backup to arrive for any efficacy to be had, and it didn't show (again, understandably), which led to the backstabbing complex.

            Myself? As first noted…I'm just surprised at the longevity of the whole thing. It's two deaf people shouting at each other at the top of their lungs, and we know how deaf people sound when they shout. It's absolute gibberish that is still pissing the other one off.

            Just throwing that out there, because the whole 'MM rolled over and died' isn't really accurate of a lot of those members of MM. Lots showed up, died, and reshipped for a lot of the battles that did not go in our favor. Lots gave it their all. Unfortunately…the lesson was not learned, and we still carry around dead weight in an oversized suitcase. A suitcase that is armed with a gigantic bomb capable of destroying entire airports, but the bomb operators aren't logged into the detonation server. Heh.

            August 25, 2011 at 4:21 am
          2. MM Grunt in Trenches

            In further explanation…

            The 'backstabbing complex' that I refer to was not exactly a backstab. Compare it to a more real situation…every defense from geminate to tribute to tenal was a sloppy one. Not because of anything the defense actually did, but because that defense needed to be a unified one, instead of a 5 tier one for each region that got attacked.

            The defense needed to be a combined one in geminate, but tribute, tenal, and yes, Goons, all saw it as a distant threat. This means that there was the constant replay of the same scenario…every defense was a whelp defense due to sheer numbers fielded against the defense. Every ship that went down, went down looking behind them and wondering 'Where are my allies?' And after every defense that was predestined to be a whelp, less people had the spirit to fight. Each tier was battered down to further perpetuate the whelping defense fleet.

            I do not defend MM. They should have made their CTA deployments to Geminate far more enforced. I do not defend Goons. They could have joined to at least show they were still present and ready (And MM folks…I -do- remember fleets where Goons died right alongside us). I don't defend anyone. The fall of the North is a burden carried by all who failed the north.

            But do understand…that constantly replayed scenario of 'Where are my allies?' made things personally felt by a large group. That is the only reason there is bad blood, and it should be moved past to gain retribution. Such is the best way to both mend what was, and destroy the one that showed the weakness.

            Unfortunately…because of the longevity and intensity of the 'deaf shouting', I don't see it happening. It's saddening, really, to see the failings of the average man. Average. Which means there's far more of them.

            August 25, 2011 at 4:41 am
      7. Ex-Widot (IWasThere)

        your hindsight is about 20/450, my friend.

        "the line was drawn at tribute, ok we're here to help the (fucking smug, arrogant pricks) NC!! …NC? yoooo hoooooo! oh N-Ceeeee? wtf nobody home. well fuck'em , they're on their own…"


        August 21, 2011 at 3:15 pm Reply
      8. NC was a laugh.

        lol, NC didn't even put up a fight. Rzr crawled into their corner. Rest of alliances were told to leave. Fuck, I'm a noob who lived in Care Bear Branch for a year and even I laughed at your pitiful attempt at defense.

        August 24, 2011 at 7:12 am Reply
    2. bagehi

      From the sound of things, Goons want to come south to kill off ROL.

      August 19, 2011 at 9:26 pm Reply
      1. MindRanger

        For such a literate person (ref: author), words as narrowminded and short sighted comes to mind.

        Anyway, its pixels on a screen. Most of the Goon-v-ROL thing seems to have happened way before most of the current ROL members became just that – members, so we do not relate to the 'hate'. That almost rhymes.

        In terms of the Blast/Blade thing, we never tried to join Raiden, in fact we had hardly heard of them back when we joined ROL. It seemed like a good idea at the moment, and we had some friends there. Thats it. Nothing to it.

        And last, but not least, if Goons wants to shoot us and level us to the ground, welcome to the club. You're not alone. If not, try to be useful and bring some balance to the game.

        Just my $0.02

        August 19, 2011 at 11:05 pm Reply
        1. RoHo

          For such a barely literate person (ref: MindRanger), words such as "Pubbie" and "Kill yourself" comes to mind.

          Why the fuck would we want to blue up ROL, who we have always been hostile with, or their new us timezone meat shield that consists of idiots who fought us with dual tanked ravens?

          to misquote Rorschach "all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'… and we will whisper 'no.'"

          August 19, 2011 at 11:53 pm Reply
          1. -A- 4life


            Try saving your pitiful face now, goon.
            As for the ROL thing, that guy's right. It's over, most people that you'd like to kill over that drama already left ROL ages ago AND ALL KNOW IT. You just want to bail out, such loser.
            So what you did by this piece of shit of a letter is boil up new hatered against your lame bunch of noobs you call an alliance.
            Like -A- needs you! Doh! Idiot. First of all you had to do it for yourself, cuz with -A- gone YOU'RE THE NEXT TARGET. Die alone bitch. And we won't forget what you said, when DRF come knock down your gates next time, noone will come to help.

            August 20, 2011 at 6:04 am
          2. MindRanger

            Goons does not have the attention span or foresight to understand that -if- Southern Coalition goes down, DRF w/ pets will get bored and either 1) Reset eachother, 2) Stay blue but go for a different viable target.

            With Southern Coalition gone or in disarray, the only powerblock left is Goons (w/ test). I don't count the Delve coalition as a powerblock, rather like Southern Coalition its a well developed sharktank…

            August 21, 2011 at 12:27 am
          3. citizen of dumbass

            Eve politics spins along a timeline less than a month long. If it takes longer than 1.5 months for the DRF to kill off the -a- crew, CCP will have either just released or about to release another patch. All eggs in conflicts do not co exist well with patch releases. Simultaneously the bitter vet blob crew will form some new blob. Who that is, what they want and who they like dislike no one will know. Your point about goons is relevant in that they might forget to pay sov, or they might reset test.

            August 22, 2011 at 3:57 am
  5. sandy

    oh dear god, please someone get his carer back. Then we wont have to listen to that drivvel ever again! worst post i have ever read.

    August 19, 2011 at 8:56 pm Reply
    1. Sandy-Vgina

      I see the truth continues to have an infuriating, mad-inducing, liberal-commie-nazi bias according to the denizens of pubbieland.

      August 19, 2011 at 9:10 pm Reply
    2. Far

      this is by endie, not mittens you tard.

      August 20, 2011 at 7:42 am Reply
      1. Endie

        He does this every time. Occasionally riverini emails me to say "oh sorry I didn't know it was you" then does it again the next time.

        August 22, 2011 at 10:46 am Reply
  6. I'd prefer aids

    What the fuck ever happened to reporting?!

    Pick out any actual news in that cock cheese you just posted, clean it out somehow (burn it and pick out the charred turds that remain?), slap it back together with 99% less dogma and some semblance of unbiased reporting/copy pasting.

    August 19, 2011 at 9:14 pm Reply
    1. You seem to forget this is a CEO leak, pretty much lots of chest-beating involved.

      August 19, 2011 at 9:36 pm Reply
      1. InternetSpceShipAngr

        Wow you should post more CEO/Endie updates, it really brings out the mad in these guys.

        August 19, 2011 at 9:58 pm Reply
      2. alex

        What leak?? he posted on a forum!!

        August 21, 2011 at 4:23 pm Reply
      3. Endie

        It's not a CEO update you idiot: I wrote it. You do this every single time.

        August 22, 2011 at 10:48 am Reply
    2. Marcus_McTavish

      Pick out any actual news in that "cock cheese" you just posted
      wtf is cock cheese.
      is it a secret goonie recipie?

      August 21, 2011 at 1:24 am Reply
  7. test

    Wait so goons say AAA can go fuck themselves their not going to help but the headline is goons are going south?

    August 19, 2011 at 9:15 pm Reply
    1. fixed it, forgot to add the "NOT" my bad. sorry! 0/

      August 19, 2011 at 9:35 pm Reply
  8. Ex-IT

    Biggest LOL of the Gewnoganda:

    "Speaking of Red Overlord – an alliance-shaped congolmeration of shitfuckers that manages to combine a few remnants of those who first betrayed us with the massed ranks of failure who left Blade and Blast but couldn’t even make it into Raiden – they have decided that they alone shall save the south, and have done so by “attacking” Tribute. Careful readers will have noted the use of scare quotes, there, since the attack thus far has seen them rather wary of using anything provocative like SBUs. Or POS warfare. Or guns. With any luck we will conclude negotiations with NCdot to kill Red Overlord for once and for all, and settle an ancient and holy Goon debt so that the spirit of Darius Johnson may finally rest in drunken, wasabi-smeared peace."

    Yup nothing happening in Tribute at all…..… The whelp fleet? Ran like bitches. Props to NCdot for fighting…..

    August 19, 2011 at 9:20 pm Reply
    1. bagehi

      My eyes! What's with the horrible colors on that kill board?

      August 19, 2011 at 9:42 pm Reply
      1. Ex-IT

        The admin has gayness moments…. I think he's welsh

        August 19, 2011 at 10:13 pm Reply
  9. Lykouleon

    Nippon Supremacy.

    August 19, 2011 at 9:25 pm Reply
  10. bagehi

    Goons make getting information easy:

    Finding content in the text walls is almost as difficult as getting spy alts into Russian alliances though.

    August 19, 2011 at 9:33 pm Reply
  11. heh

    can you stop calling this a leak? this shit is made public everytime by mittani

    August 19, 2011 at 9:58 pm Reply
  12. so bitter

    this ceo is sooo bitter and has such a God complex it is lol worthy

    August 19, 2011 at 10:17 pm Reply
    1. Nullnoob

      God has a Mittani complex

      August 19, 2011 at 11:57 pm Reply
  13. Random Space Hobo

    Im excited to just use southpark quotes on them when they start showing up

    August 19, 2011 at 10:36 pm Reply
  14. JesusEN24sux

    Such an old post and has nothing to do with any sort of director update, just an awesome post by Endie.

    August 20, 2011 at 12:26 am Reply
  15. Carl Sagan

    This is all double-speak. The Goons never had any intention of fighting their freinds in RA and xXDeathXx.

    August 20, 2011 at 1:28 am Reply
    1. PapaTaru

      Mittani, say its Nync and Rasatan. I think you be afraid next target.

      August 20, 2011 at 2:28 pm Reply
  16. hehhh

    Goons and Test are now working with Evoke to control delve – Their plan is to control all of 0.0 space in an attempt to run eve the way these alliances want. This would be similar to the Chinese server image. Nip everyone, control 0.0 and all high moons. Roaming gangs.

    This has been confirmed on director level spy info from Test and from DRF. They will assault Nulli and Hun stations to install pets into the area. Convicted and BDEAL being the alliances concerned.

    August 20, 2011 at 1:49 am Reply
    1. Far

      you forgot the :colbert:

      August 20, 2011 at 7:38 am Reply
    2. OhSnap

      Who is your director-level spy? Maxwell Smart?

      August 20, 2011 at 5:11 pm Reply
    3. ev0ke


      August 22, 2011 at 1:42 pm Reply
  17. LAWL

    Hey Goons! You might cry about MM saying you are a bunch of cum buckets on their own forums but why no complaint about us doing it here? BECAUSE YOU ARE! I do find it funny that Goons Lite aka TEST gave part of Fountain to former IT members… now granted they were the 2 most fail corps in IT but still!

    August 20, 2011 at 1:56 am Reply
    1. zorg36

      do you get all teary eyed when watching old MM videos?

      August 25, 2011 at 7:28 am Reply
  18. lolerzx

    OOO goons protecting NCdot CSAAs in the north

    August 20, 2011 at 2:00 am Reply
    1. Imigo

      LOL. Confirming that a roaming gang shooting people who aren't blue is "protecting CSAAs"

      August 21, 2011 at 5:12 am Reply
  19. Someone..

    "Granted that goons may be feckless, erratic and somewhat lacking in attention span, but when it comes to remembering a betrayal our memory functions at the goddam genetic level," Slightly ironic statement coming from an alliance that abandoned there friends in the hour of need with some bullshit excuse, the friends that put it and its pets into its space… We may move around, join different alliances but as you said, we remember…

    August 20, 2011 at 4:14 am Reply
    1. Far

      You bitter idiots keep saying this; Blaming someone else for being too retarded to get your shit together.
      Who organized and formed every single cohesive fleet in the Tribute defense? Goons.
      Who formed kitchen sink fleets, welped with terrible FCs and lost all their space. You did.
      We tried, you failed.

      Then again, you wouldn't take your heads from the sand long enough to fight back, so I don't expect you to see sense now.

      August 20, 2011 at 7:36 am Reply
      1. Kireiina

        Especially since the NC were meant to be the "serious business", older and much larger regional power. They certainly cry hard though.

        August 20, 2011 at 11:25 am Reply
  20. Death Reactor

    Love being in aaa. no shortage of pew here!

    August 20, 2011 at 4:49 am Reply
  21. lawl

    fuck goons. traitorous scum

    August 20, 2011 at 6:59 am Reply
    1. Another dude

      ^^ Yea fuck those twats.

      August 20, 2011 at 4:51 pm Reply
  22. who said that?

    lmao at everyone that is trashing both -A- and the Goons. It's a fuckin game! Why not stop all you bitching and whining, show up to fights and try and have fun. if you hate what goes on in this game so much then stop playing Eve and go play WoW, you will all fit in quite well with the constant whining of 15 year olds and 40 year old virgins :)

    August 20, 2011 at 3:46 pm Reply
    1. bringer'

      confirming that dbrb is a Japanese anime fucker

      August 20, 2011 at 4:14 pm Reply
  23. bringer'


    August 20, 2011 at 3:51 pm Reply
  24. Rainbow Dash

    Lucky us ! Having goons as allies is like having Italians as allies in WOII. England ditched them with the Axis deliberately as they would do more harm than good as allies :)

    August 20, 2011 at 5:05 pm Reply
  25. Anonymous

    The NC, Goons *and* TEST can all go fuck themselves imo, BUT… this brilliant piece of writing was f'n hilarious, kudos to Endie or whoever – great read!

    August 21, 2011 at 3:20 pm Reply
  26. nonome

    no one seemed to have noticed that the Goons fought Intrepid Crossing in JURU-T in Venal about 36 hours ago.
    looks like a fun sub-capital battle….

    August 21, 2011 at 5:25 pm Reply
    1. Dominus

      They also fought -A- in LGK-T0 a little after that.

      August 21, 2011 at 5:34 pm Reply
  27. Draven

    Why are internal goonswarm status updates considered leakable news? Man this site sucks…

    August 21, 2011 at 9:02 pm Reply
  28. Poleinloslobos

    So glad this game is dieing. Over 40k accounts turned off. Thank you comrades

    August 21, 2011 at 9:38 pm Reply
  29. Borgmember

    Cant understand why i wasted my time reading through that propaganda bullshit.

    Is the writer this narrow minded and thick headed, or does he think this propaganda nonsense is anyting more then an insult to any pilot he has with a brain, or even half of one ?

    August 21, 2011 at 9:44 pm Reply
    1. Your sloppy mother

      umad bro?

      August 24, 2011 at 7:15 am Reply
  30. So. Much. Butthurt.

    August 22, 2011 at 12:19 am Reply
  31. Endie

    Holy fuck riverini you useless fuck (a) it's not a leak when I posted it on Kugu within ten minutes and (b) it's not a CEO update when I wrote it. Every single time you fuck this up in exactly the same way.

    August 22, 2011 at 10:45 am Reply
  32. gunny

    good read, funny stuff.

    August 22, 2011 at 6:06 pm Reply
  33. Syndric

    Doesn't Endie basically just e-mail you these?

    August 22, 2011 at 8:04 pm Reply

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