When I was in Majesta Empire, one of the saving graces of BricK sQuAD. was their uncanny hability to catch Neutral/Red super-capitals, specially in during their adventures in the Geminate region, now at Delve a lot of things have changed but the spirit seems to be there, here is a battle-report from Brix FC crazy Lucian James which we found quite amusing.

Lucian’s Special Op accidently kills Nyx

It was a grim day today for another one of Lucian’s fleets… they had formed up to kill some carebear caps another region over.. when the intel suggested to dick around a bit.. no caps to kill yet.

Off the stoners and beer sluts go.. wandering thru Delve.. not wanting to get too far from a potential cap kill.. when all of a sudden.. the unthinkable happened.. our prober said “Nyx at safe”..
FUCK ME RUNNING.. you know how long those take to kill? What if those caps we want to kill show up?!

The fleet seemed interested tho…

Then prober says “In warp to Nyx at safe”.. and I’m thinking.. fartknockers.. we’re gonna have to kill this thing.. damn prober.. ok.. well I can at least be lazy.. so I instructed the fleet to handle “Nyx tackled” spam to get more pilots in fleet.. jumped out guys in.. warped to the Nyx.. and began chewing thru shields.

Initial Hun reports were that they were forming to hit us anyway.. so.. fuck it.. LIGHT THE CYNO.
Up goes a cyno and various cock-swinging cap and supercap pilots jump in.. fleet swells over 100.. 120.. 160.. ahh good! We can get this kill out of the way and get back to business.

Nyx goes into armor.. structure.. POP!! Pretty pieces fly out.. luckily grabbed by a nice MM pilot before SOME FUCKING DOUCHBAG SHOT THE WRECK..

IF I EVER FIND YOU (in eve) I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOUR SPACE WIFE, SPACE KIDS AND SPACE DOG…
—————- FUCK YOU —————-
TAKE WRECKS OFF YOUR FUCKING OVERVIEW… piece of shit

Oh and I sorta got too anxious thru this process and pointed the MM guy who picked up the wreck and caused 28 seconds of hilarious hardcore drama.. like a cage of apes on crack slinging shit everywhere..
classic.

All good tho.. split the loot with MM.. gave portions away to fleet members.. kept a nice officer sensor booster for myself.. compensated the prober with a 300 mil mod..

..but back to those caps…

Never showed up. We had to settle for a Nyx kill instead of a few carriers.
Frak me in the goat ass.

I hope you’ll ALL join the next Special Op when it’s announced.. and not AFTER we takle a Nyx.. Props to all ma logis, hics & dicts in fleet: You brought what we asked for most.. what we needed most.

-Lucian / Keef

Nyx Killmail

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59 Comments

  1. islador

    Damn, maybe I should've pursued that brick squad diplo…. Bastards look like they're having fun in the thunderdome.

    August 16, 2011 at 6:07 pm Reply
  2. TouchMeh

    Lucian sounds like a dick

    August 16, 2011 at 6:09 pm Reply
    1. basically every single brick squad member is a dick, specially D3, the thing is that nullsec is not nice, so being a dick is actually a good thing…

      August 16, 2011 at 6:11 pm Reply
      1. Anon

        you fit in well then?

        The idea that null is any worse than other areas of space is laughable

        August 16, 2011 at 6:56 pm Reply
        1. Stainwagon Grunt

          "you fit well then?"

          Dick response, irony overload.

          August 16, 2011 at 8:04 pm Reply
      2. Royale S7VN

        Your an idiot if u think that.

        August 17, 2011 at 1:03 am Reply
      3. plzkillurself

        Null is for bears, goto lowsec if you wanna swing cocks faggot

        August 17, 2011 at 1:14 am Reply
        1. begger

          losers in losec don't like to fight that's why they fly drams/nano fits so they can run if anything other than an industrial jumps through

          August 17, 2011 at 1:52 am Reply
    2. Frud

      He is.. absolute dick, complete douchebag and underhanded backstabber… but I've never had as much fun in eve as in his fleets.

      August 16, 2011 at 6:40 pm Reply
    3. Ex-NC

      Meh. Lucian's an acquired taste. Those who like him love the guy. Those who don't like him hate his guts. There's really no middle ground there. I happen to be part of the former group instead of the latter. But love him or hate him, anyone that says that he isn't good at what he does is a fucking idiot, plain and simple. The man knows his shit. Whether people like him personally or not shouldn't be what they gauge his performance by.

      Lucian's fleets, both in the North and here in Delve have been some of the funnest and most memorable fleets in my years playing Eve. The guy works hard to make Eve a fun environment for his corp / alliance / fleet mates. His fleets are casual and fun, but he still expects every member to bring their A-game to the fleet and to not be an idiot. Follow the rules and listen to his orders, and all is well. If you happen to cross that line and do stupid stuff (like shooting a Nyx wreck before it was looted), then he will come down on the person like a ton of bricks. If that's being a dick, then so be it.

      In the end, I've never seen him be a dick to anyone not seemingly deserving of it. Likewise, whenever he's made a mistake and given someone shit prematurely, he will quickly publicly apologize for his error of his own free will. That's a quality you don't see people to very often. In this case, he had every damn right to be raging at the moron who shot the wreck along with several hundred million worth of loot still inside. Honestly, if I knew who the fucker was, I would have locked him up and started shooting him myself even without Lucian's order to do so.

      August 16, 2011 at 6:46 pm Reply
      1. Terrorina

        I've got to agree, he is great at what he does.. love him or hate him. This isn't the first super kill he's pulled out of thin air..

        This was a few months ago, random roam into DRF space.. http://www.pxin.info/killboard/?a=kill_detail&amp

        August 16, 2011 at 9:31 pm Reply
        1. Lucian James

          Much thanks, Terrorina.

          Now.. who here remembers this titan killed pull from ass? Actually it was a planned op with a lot of credit going to.. i think his name was Moul? And DarkFunTime.

          Fountain April 2009: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDDH5hrdXJY

          I'm a terrible FC.. no fun either!

          August 17, 2011 at 6:52 pm Reply
          1. Lucian James

            oph and thanks to XLOST for making this vid!

            August 17, 2011 at 6:52 pm
          2. Lucian James

            we technically only killed the titan, the mom self-dest'd.

            August 17, 2011 at 6:53 pm
      2. plzkillurself

        I killedthe wreck. Lucian james is a space faggot

        August 17, 2011 at 1:16 am Reply
        1. Derp

          I'm pretty sure that Lucian will admit to being a space faggot. Question is… why did you kill the wreck?

          August 17, 2011 at 1:25 am Reply
          1. plzkillurself

            Isn't it obvious? I'm an asshat. Ruining 180 people's good time is always more fun than one person's good time. Too bad i was slow on the kill or no loot and moar space tears nomnomnom!

            August 17, 2011 at 9:19 pm
    4. woodywilson

      More like Lucian likes dick

      ♥ U Lucian, Woody

      August 16, 2011 at 8:05 pm Reply
      1. Lucian James

        Suck my dick!

        And more proof i'm a terrible FC:
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOky9SvJFuk
        ^^ And that ends Atlas :p

        August 17, 2011 at 6:45 pm Reply
      2. Lucian James

        <3 you too, Woody!

        August 17, 2011 at 6:47 pm Reply
    5. PanicGeddon

      Commanding a fleet is not typically a job for a nice guy. People in large groups are fickle, stupid, and incompetent. FCs must repeat every order 5 times like a retarded auctioneer and they still get asked to confirm the simplest, most sensible orders for what seems to be an eternity afterwards.

      Two examples are gloriously illustrated in the video:

      Some dipshit who has managed to not yet understand that Gallente ships are typically Armor Tanked feels the urge to speak up and tell people not to bother recruiting more for the fleet because it'll be over before they get there. Ignorant and counterproductive.

      Some lazy tool pipes up with "Where is the fleet?". You never really need to ask this, especially when the fleet in question is actively engaged and fighting! If you're a member of the fleet, your star map will tell you where EVERY ONE of your fleet mates are.

      This stuff happens even to FCs who are fully in charge and not tolerant of people giving bad advice.. care to imagine what happens to the nice ones who want to be everyone's buddy? I'll give you a hint: "FC by 50-man committee and chaos on comms."

      August 16, 2011 at 11:48 pm Reply
      1. heh

        you're a fucking moron if you think you can't shield tank a lach

        August 17, 2011 at 1:07 pm Reply
        1. PanicGeddon

          ..and you're functionally illiterate if you read "Gallente ships are typically Armor Tanked" and feel the need to point out that a Lachesis can be shield tanked. (take special note of my clever usage of the word "typically")

          August 17, 2011 at 3:10 pm Reply
  3. CnC

    Lucian fleets best fleets?

    For anyone who has flown with Lucian, its safe to say that he takes care of the pilots who fly with him (usually auctions off loot from roam kills, carrier auctions on the way home from roams, etc.), and makes roaming some of the most fun I've ever seen in EVE.

    I seriously doubt anyone who flies with him normally had any problem with him grabbing a module.

    August 16, 2011 at 6:19 pm Reply
    1. CnC

      Err… not auction, raffle :)

      Where's the damn edit button on this site!

      August 16, 2011 at 6:23 pm Reply
    2. Frud

      He's always been very generous with that stuff, especially if you fly logi :)

      August 16, 2011 at 6:41 pm Reply
    3. Ex-NC

      In all the fleets I've flown with him, Lucian never takes ANY loot. All he wants is corpses so he can molest them later. In all the fleets I've flown with him, this is the first time he's ever kept any of the loot. Normally, loot is dished out to reimburse pilots who lost ships, and leftovers are given to logi pilots for keeping the rest of us alive. If there's a substantial amount amount, as there was in this case (for what didn't get blown up with the wreck), he raffles the modules off within the fleet.

      So yeah, I had no issue with him keeping a mod, and I highly doubt anyone else in the fleet did either.

      August 16, 2011 at 7:03 pm Reply
  4. bravomoonsailor

    My word… is that… morsis mihi supercaps? BEING USED?!!?!? o.0 God help us all…

    August 16, 2011 at 6:28 pm Reply
  5. Ex-NC

    Nyx kill best kill!

    Well, I guess it serves this guy right for going afk without cloaking.
    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=103

    Comments on eve-kill suggest the pilot was logged out or a spy was involved. But no. There was no spy, and the pilot was logged in and showing in local. He was afk, plain and simple. Those comments are just to save face from a really, REALLY stupid move by the HUN pilot – going afk with the Nyx in space and not cloaking.

    We were on a roam, our scout probed it out, and we killed it. Simple as that. No underhanded trickery was used in the killing of this Nyx.

    August 16, 2011 at 6:29 pm Reply
  6. lemming

    Perhaps he could use the isk gained from such mod's to partake of some grammar lessons.

    August 16, 2011 at 6:32 pm Reply
  7. Frud

    brick killboard server, worst killboard server
    load already plz..

    August 16, 2011 at 6:42 pm Reply
  8. Lucian James

    Mittens! I'm so glad you still care about me enough to troll me… god you're SO FUCKING HOT!
    I should have slipped something into your joint at the Goon party (;

    TouchMeh, yes, I'm a dick.. more of a prick than a dick really. And yes, Brix is full of dix! It's one hell of a cock fight for egofreaks and I don't recommend it unless you have a strong stomach.. to keep all the cum down.

    LOL @ the idea of a spy or logoff or w/e on this guy. We were really waiting for other cap kills… i randomly picked Hun's constellation mostly becuase it wasn't that far away.. and when the awesoe prober happened into the system.. it didn't take him long to find the Nyx and aggro it.

    To my knowledge.. the Nyx guy was AFK the whole time. I do not recall seeing any mods activate nor did he leave local; there was no logoff.

    -Lucian James / Keef Drow

    August 16, 2011 at 6:50 pm Reply
    1. Ex-NC

      Word!

      Now, let's see how many negative rep points you're going to acquire from your post…. People are so damn negative!

      August 16, 2011 at 6:56 pm Reply
      1. timmy

        i giv lucian a humbs up but dcik squad? fck those guys. nothin more than som hillbillies roaming around. swinging their dcks around when all credit goes to FC who can actually put together a good op, but without him. they r nothins. worthless.

        August 19, 2011 at 3:32 pm Reply
    2. Spectator007

      It's hard to invision Brick Squad being the "Best Squad" after what happened in Gem/Vale. Sorry guys, can't shake it, you aren't elite…just a lucky afk SC kill.

      And please drop Doogie Howser, save your ears from bleeding!

      Edit: Added more text.

      August 17, 2011 at 3:03 pm Reply
    3. Lucian James

      If you're interested in seeing what it's like to fly in some of my gangs.. and why ppl here positively comment the way they do.. I have made it easy on yah!
      http://www.brick-squad.org/forum/showthread.php?3

      The link explains it all. Check us out.

      Thanks to all the guys who put the vids up!

      -Lucian James / Keef Drow
      http://www.brick-squad.org/forum/forumdisplay.php

      August 17, 2011 at 7:19 pm Reply
      1. Fleet member

        one two three open mike hit it for fail Hun reloaded supercap pilot

        August 17, 2011 at 7:42 pm Reply
  9. Lucian James

    Seriously.. Brick Squad is a shitload of fun. The various personalities make it the best alliance I have been in to date. Like 'em or not, they know how to have fun.. lots of fun. Our allies are pretty chill.. and fighting Evoke is also a great challenge.

    If you would like to join in on this fun.. my corp is open to recruit Goon & DRF spies!.. no but if you're x-NC you're weclome here!
    We offer ship replacement programs so you can keep fleeting up with minimal personal isk.

    THORN – We keep you PVP'ing so you continue to get the most out of Eve.

    -Lucian James / Keef Drow

    August 16, 2011 at 6:51 pm Reply
    1. Ex-NC

      THORN Syndicate best syndicate?

      August 16, 2011 at 7:05 pm Reply
  10. Ered

    LULZ" at the dipshit who blew up the wreck dont stop looking over your shoulder .. Poor guy probly left eve . Lucain is one of a kind . I will say this if he passes around the kool-aid and we are all in the middle of bumfukegypt im drinking the shit cause the end is coming . I feel sorry for all the asswhipes on here ragging him simply because they have never experienced a "LUCIAN FLEET " you can be completely sober and before its over you end up sniffing shoe polish or something .And as for the folks who hate him im glad you do cause we gotta have some folks to kill

    August 16, 2011 at 7:30 pm Reply
  11. umadbro?

    Good grief… since when did EN24 become a public MM/Br1ck public forum?

    oh wait…

    August 16, 2011 at 8:26 pm Reply
    1. bravomoonsailor

      PUBLIC I SAY!

      August 16, 2011 at 8:27 pm Reply
  12. Marcelo Machado

    From all the things i miss from FCON, Lucian´s Fleets are the one i miss more.

    The guy runs on crack 24/7, but, yet, he is the better, relaxer (is that the word ?), funnier stonned fc i ever had the pleasure and the honor to fly with.

    Frak, once we found NOTHING to kill, still the fleet was fun !

    Long life to the king.

    marcelojj

    August 16, 2011 at 9:19 pm Reply
  13. Joe

    damn that blows about the wreck lol

    August 16, 2011 at 10:23 pm Reply
  14. Pallustris

    Better version guys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6BvupZcK-E
    if the author could change the link, that would be awesome

    August 17, 2011 at 1:08 am Reply
  15. santa

    wow people are giving him credit for what, FCing a fleet a dipshit could do. First he did not probe down the nyx, it was pure luck and good on the guy who did it. The only thing lucian did was spam his fleet and order people to orbit the nyx and shoot it with no resistance from any reds. so is that what people call a great FC. Give me a fucking break.

    lucian is a proven back stabing prick. And the majority of people either leave him or did not join him. The majority of his thorn corp memebers after they split left him and did not join back when element 115 died also. No one from controlled chaos either join him even tho lucian basically co-founded the allaince. you would think he would have gain loyal friends. And as soon as it looks that brick is heading down the path of failure, he will jump ship again.

    Overall lucian is at beast a average FC and at worst a shit FC that if you put him up against another half decent fc he would get his ass raped but not like he would mind.

    yep they killed a nyx and good on them but what the fuck did lucian do but just move a fleet around and order them to shoot at 1 ship. Give me a break

    Also the guy who said he takes no loot. I know thats some twat in his corp. lucian is the guy who in an alliance meeting begs for corps to increase taxs and do a ratting day so we can pay for him to get into a nyx because he was to lazy to earn his own money. he is the same guy who after we killed a a faction bs and got loot worth 600m, tried to keep it all and made excuses in fleet until everyone got pissed off.

    1 super cap kill that he did not do much to get and lucian is now a good FC. WTF. people have short memory. this is same guy who lost his own super from a even more stupid decision than going afk.

    August 17, 2011 at 1:49 am Reply
    1. Lucian James

      Santa = Sage? Let's break down this post in this week's Idiot Post Breakdown!

      Actually.. they're giving me credit for a lost of past fleets.. the only fleets/alliances i lose more often then not to in the entire game are NC. and PL. Yah, this was an easy Nyx kill. just luck.. my own story admitted it. Dick Irony Overload?! (love this new phrase) When you attack me it has to consist of logical arguments.. not mashing up what you pull out of your ass.

      Actualy several x-Thornies have been trickling in and more are expected.. they weren't supposed to all have joined by now but.. what would you know of it? Nothing.. just more ass talk.

      Yeah, once i TRIED to take loot and several ppl from this one corp or alliance in on the kill bitched; no one else did. I never had a problem taking high-end loot before or after that event.. like when we killed those 8 moms near BWF with Brick.

      continued..

      August 17, 2011 at 5:36 pm Reply
      1. Lucian James

        ..continuing:

        I lost a super because dipshit-thinks-he-knows-how-to-play-eve Sage Eveo and his group of merry idiots used a non-JB cyno tower to move neut freighters.. decided to give it the JB PW to use for it and didn't rescramble it after. No stupidity on my part, got warped in on and ECM bursted. Later on, Sage tried to use alliance moon goo to pay for his own titan.. all I ever asked for was volunteer ratting & mining.. not taking from everyone.

        -Lucian "Makes You Look Stupid" James

        August 17, 2011 at 5:37 pm Reply
    2. derp herder

      i smell bitter vet mode… when lucian and his corp left WTF, their montly killmails were cut in half. Bottom line, if you want killmails, stories of de-virginizing young college boys, roaming 75 jumps in frigates, and a guy that can train dogs to fetch beer, being blue with Lucian's corp gets you all of these things.

      if you want free supercaps, or free moongoo… and are always in constant bitter vet mode….. well maybe you need a better understanding of what exactly eve is… A GAME.

      August 18, 2011 at 3:44 am Reply
  16. carebear-you-podded

    One thing I don't understand is why EN24 calls Prick Squad the Best one…

    August 17, 2011 at 6:55 am Reply
  17. Brickster

    BRICK SQUAD BEST SQUAD!

    August 17, 2011 at 7:36 am Reply
  18. Muul Udonii

    Brick Squad Best Squad. Thorn Syndicate Best Syndicate. Lucian James best Ass in Space.

    Flying with Lucian is always a pleasure, we have fun, chat shit, mooch around space and occasionally kill shit. Even if we don't kill anything it's more fun than sitting in a POS for 6 hours like when we flew with the NC.

    August 17, 2011 at 9:15 am Reply
  19. what a shit

    Off the stoners and beer sluts go..
    and I’m thinking.. fartknockers.. we’re gonna have to kill this thing.
    and various cock-swinging cap and supercap pilots jump in

    WHAT THE FUCK… ARE YOU 12???
    get some fucking command of your written word. This is a fucking battle report you retarded glove puppet. If you cant handle adrenaline, just wait an hour or so before typing shit next time.
    Holy Jesus.
    Cant believe I just read this shit.

    August 17, 2011 at 12:16 pm Reply
    1. Derp

      Instances of the word "fuck" in this post -3
      Instances of word "Shit" -2
      Other non specific explitive statements -2
      Attacking the quoted texts grammitical integrity – the whole post
      Irony Overload -Priceless

      August 17, 2011 at 2:44 pm Reply
      1. Lucian James

        I like you Derp. Join my corp 😀

        August 17, 2011 at 5:25 pm Reply
      2. Derp

        Take your grammar nazi-ing and shove it. You are free to go and play ESL Teacher Online somewhere else. Not everyone cares about grammar and sentence structure on an internet spaceship fan site run by a non-native english speaker about a played by people who do not necessarily speak english.

        August 17, 2011 at 5:53 pm Reply
  20. HellsRazor

    Brick Squad, Best Squad.
    IEEX- 1 v 1? Old school pain.

    August 17, 2011 at 3:16 pm Reply
  21. some_dood

    HORZA IS THAT YOU. pro prober pilot, never really seen a better prober than him much love <3

    And as far as the FC rage at teh end, dude you are aware your in br1ck right, dude they held a titan for over 40 minutes before enough people turned up, chill the fuck out people in br1cksquad dont' do anything unless they hear that something like a nyx is tackled.

    August 17, 2011 at 9:20 pm Reply
  22. Legleon

    you all sound mad. you mad bros?

    brick squad best squad

    August 18, 2011 at 2:59 pm Reply

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