On Saturday afternoon, the Pandemic Legion super-capital ships, still trapped in the VFK-IV solar system, waited as a rescue OP was organized by their peers. Contrary to previous reports, it was neither 8 or 12 supers, but +48 rape-caged super-capitals. Pandemic Legion once again joined forces with NCDOT, Ev0ke, RaidenDOT, and friends and made a successful attempt at breaking the SCs out once and for all.

Here is the battle-report:

The NCDOT formed up in the morning during US TZ and proceeded to bridge, via Titan, over to the 2R-CRW solar system. At the same time Pandemic Legion and RaidenDOT were already in the VFK-IV system, and were landing on the GoonSwarm Federation POS that contained the Cynojammer for the system. Knowing this the NCDOT FC ordered a fleet warp at the VFK-IV gate and gave the jump order into the system. For the NCDOT pilots, the lag was instantly noticeable. There were +600 pilots in system already, which added to the system loading times. A support pilot managed to get a safe-spot for the main fleet to warp off to just as the Deklein Coalition Maelstrom Fleet was landing on the gate. A small skirmish occured on the gate while the NCDOT fleet burned out of the anchored bubbles.

After regrouping at a predetermined safe-spot, the fleet was given the final order to join the already raging battle at the cyno-jammer POS, which contained hundreds of ships by this point including both Deklein Coalition Capital and Super-Capital class vessels. The lag worsened as more reinforcements began to arrive and local started reaching the low 800s. The NCDOT FC then ordered to began locking up and primaring the bubblers and support ships. Afterwards, the order to take the cyno-jammer down was given while the LEET Forces’ Super-Capital fleet waited in a staging system within jump range. It was then announced that a couple of GSF supercarriers had bounced outside the POS shields. Shortly afterwards, the cyno-jammer gave up and it was a completely new game for LEET Forces.

The NCDOT FC gave the order to primary an enemy Avatar class Titan outside the PoS. However the number of players in system had already spiked well over +1000 and the lag began to reach soul-crushing levels. Most of the NCDOT pilots had to re-login in order to get the grid to show up, at which point the Titan made it back to the PoS shield safety. There were other supers who did not have such luck, and an Aeon was next on the target list. This time the goddess of lag was on NCDOTs side as they were able to lock and primary the doomed ship as it only held for a couple of minutes before burning out.

GFS Aeon – Killmail

The mission Anakin, focus on the mission

The mission wasn’t for NCDOT to hold the field, this was indeed a rescue OP and the fleet was ordered to align to a celestial and leave the PoS grid once the bubbles and the bubblers were down. The NCDOT fleet warped to a planet where another small skirmish began as they were aggressed by support ships and heavy interdictors.

At this point all Pandemic Legion super-capital had managed to break loose and the lag began to take it toll on the DPS of both fleets, and with the mission accomplished, the fleet decided to head home.


For the rescue OP Pandemic Legion took the worst part of it, having most of it’s Abbadon fleet completely decimated. The real loser of the night, however, was the Deklein Coalition.

The Mitanni had already decided to let the Pandemic Legion supers out once the “purge” of Pure Blind and Fade was done. The thing is, that the amount of trapped supers was about seven (7) times the amount the Deklein Coalition leadership estimate. A sieged fleet of an accumulated worth almost one trillion ISK in LEET assets, a miscalculation which might prove serious in the coming future.

Raw Intel

Mittani just announced the “helicopter dicking” to commence over the next 3 days after which a giant thunderdome will be held where the raecages now stand, he also plans to let PL free because waiting for them is not really achieving anything and letting the supers leave shows that goons are the bigger men

PL just got their trapped supers out of VFK. 48 of them.

“You might have heard that earlier today PL and Raiden. finally got their supers out of VFK after being rapecaged there for several days. What you didn’t hear was that PL bribed The Mittani 100 billion isk to only put up a token defense.

Certain people in PL have been furious at what a mess the invasion of VFK and the resulting rapecages turned into and the beating we’ve been taking on the forums so it had to look like there was an actual battle that PL could “”win”” to free their supers.

Not all of us in PL agree with what happened but we are being threatened with retribution if we make it public.”

PL raped goons and went out with all their supers.

“The big breakout finally occurred this morning as Evoke and friend got around 300-400 pilots into vfk to finally take down the jammer and free their traped supers from bubbles.

One thing of note though, is that the node wasn’t reinforced, and so when ~300 pilots jumped into system there was a node crash as many many pilots needed to relog. The subsequent lag fest then meant that clusterfuck forces had a lot of trouble cycling guns, and even managing to target enemy combatants.

Meanwhile, all you had to do to take the jammer down is turn on your modules once (especially if you’re amarr) and let the lag protect you from the enemy.

A gm was seen in local saying that CCP was not notified about the extra load the node was to experience.

One wonders if this tactic was done on purpose and whether it should be viewed as a skillful play, or just dirty underhanded tactics.”

Kill Summaries

Eve-Kill Battle Summary

NCDOT Battle Summary

Pandemic Legion Battle Report


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  1. Shadow

    Dirty Underhanded tactics… PL has no skil.

    Claim to be anti blob but all they do is hellcat/tengu/super blob

    If you had billions of isk backing you up by botters and russians anyone can be "good" at pvp. Broken game mechanics + lag + bot money = hard to beat but goons got them trapped and I for one applaud the goons and test for trapping so many.

    Cant wait for the supercap nerf and then we will see who has the real skills.

    July 26, 2011 at 7:40 pm Reply

      no skill haha, your out your mind. Theses PL guys are legit as it gets, so stfu you Goon bitch testy, and with the super nerf its just a matter of whos got more players which is gay in its self and will lead to a fucked up blue balling game on both sides of conflicts, which isn't what the game should be.

      July 26, 2011 at 7:50 pm Reply
      1. Logic

        Nor should there be a ship in the game that has no counter except more of itself.

        July 26, 2011 at 8:26 pm Reply
        1. Rive

          Clearly you need to get a better irl job or pretend you're disabled (myself) and use the money on one

          July 26, 2011 at 8:29 pm Reply
          1. Logic

            Or I could just continue to love subcap warfare…?

            July 26, 2011 at 8:30 pm
          2. Rive

            cant blap no fools without a titan

            July 26, 2011 at 8:37 pm
        2. Goons Fail

          Umm.. 700 maels.. no counter except 800 maels… your pro.

          July 26, 2011 at 8:43 pm Reply
          1. Val

            Um.. or 40 supers…
            gg :(

            July 26, 2011 at 10:39 pm
          2. Imigo

            There are plenty of counters to just 700 Maelstroms. AHACs/AB Tengus at close range can run rings around Maelstroms which will struggle to track them. Sniper Apocs can sit at long range and work them down. It's the diversity of the fleet composition that makes Alpha fleet successful, not just the blobbing of one type of ship (eg Super carriers).

            Also, his pro has nothing to do with it.

            July 26, 2011 at 11:25 pm
          3. Easy

            GL trying to charge grid, it isn't composition it's numbers that makes alpha fleet success

            July 27, 2011 at 9:32 am
        3. gemi

          same could be said about maels

          July 27, 2011 at 3:34 pm Reply
      2. Howis

        Well they fail at holding SOV so I guess they arn't really that legit, and in this game who really cares about anything but SOV except for Carebears?

        July 26, 2011 at 9:45 pm Reply
      3. shitposter

        Holy shit…an MMO based on group play!!!!

        July 27, 2011 at 6:30 am Reply
    2. You are totally right!
      Once the supercap nerf comes then PL will see who's boss! No one will be able to stand against your subcap fleet at that point :)

      Here is a song I put together to help keep up your morale until then: http://soundcloud.com/davidkmagnus/supercaps

      July 26, 2011 at 8:09 pm Reply
      1. Carlos

        tone deaf. music was clearly not meant for you XD.

        July 26, 2011 at 9:02 pm Reply
        1. Val

          To the contrary… I thought it was amazingly done.

          July 26, 2011 at 10:39 pm Reply
    3. The Mittani

      You dirty hellcat blobbers PL bring something honourable against our 700 maelstroms come at me bro u jelly 😈 😈 umad pl? gotcha supers

      July 26, 2011 at 8:22 pm Reply
  2. Why Not

    Nice lagfest. Thank God I wasnt there.

    July 26, 2011 at 8:18 pm Reply
  3. anatlasgoon

    I highly doubt PL would bribe Mittens, it's really not their style. The breakout was inevitable, and it's not like PL is in a position which necessitates suiciding a subcap fleet for the supers.

    Nevertheless, now that the supers are out, I'll bet GSF is going to have an interesting time taking Fade/Pure Blind.

    July 26, 2011 at 8:35 pm Reply
    1. Val

      fyi: LEETPVP only owns 6 systems in Fade, and 2 in Pure Blind.

      July 26, 2011 at 10:37 pm Reply
      1. anatlasgoon

        It's still as good an excuse as any to drop superwtfblobs.

        July 26, 2011 at 10:44 pm Reply
    2. LOL

      Defiantly not their (PL) style to bribe ppl … they actually tried to win AT9 by skill not bride … oh wait …

      July 27, 2011 at 9:44 am Reply
      1. anatlasgoon

        Yeah, because they won AT9 so hard… oh wait….

        July 27, 2011 at 10:27 am Reply
  4. Former NC

    Took them long enough. Let the real fight commence, it's going to be interesting watching from the sidelines.

    July 26, 2011 at 8:49 pm Reply
  5. PL dude


    July 26, 2011 at 8:50 pm Reply
    1. Imigo

      Meh, you can always come back again and we can repeat the process if you like.

      July 26, 2011 at 11:15 pm Reply
      1. PL dude

        sure kill another 4 of your supers in 1 day? sounds good

        July 26, 2011 at 11:24 pm Reply
        1. Imigo

          Don't forget getting your super fleet trapped by a bunch of scrubs, and being too scared to log on for over a week because of your subcap fleets welping over and over.

          July 26, 2011 at 11:55 pm Reply
          1. PL dude

            lawl were doing that now with 180 in local in VFK and like 6 dudes hahaha

            July 27, 2011 at 1:09 am
  6. drunkard

    "…having most of it’s Abbadon fleet completely decimated"

    Here's a little constructive criticism for ya riverini:
    "most" means almost all, like 70, 80%
    "completely" means all.
    "decimated" means 1 in 10 or 10%

    As written that sentence makes no sense at all.
    It can't be all three…

    July 26, 2011 at 9:07 pm Reply
    1. Erhmm…. you haven't taken the trouble to actually glance at the killboard, didn't you?

      July 26, 2011 at 9:15 pm Reply
      1. drunkard

        I'm not arguing with you about the number of ships killed, I'm sure you have it right.
        My point was that the three words you used all mean a different number!

        July 26, 2011 at 9:50 pm Reply
        1. Imigo

          That can make complete sense though – "most of the fleet was completely cut down to a portion of what it was." As opposed to "some of the fleet was partially damaged"

          Taking your numbers "70% of the fleet was completely taken down to 10% of its strength". Still makes sense.

          July 26, 2011 at 11:32 pm Reply
    2. avo

      Actually idiot, decimated means 1 in ten is left over not 1 in ten killed.

      July 26, 2011 at 9:22 pm Reply
      1. drunkard
        July 26, 2011 at 9:49 pm Reply
        1. Val

          Ok… so you are refering to a obsolete definition no longer in common usage

          "to destroy a great number or proportion of: "
          The way I reckon, 1/10 is not a "great proportion" of.

          lets do a business deal, I will give you a GREAT PROPORTION of the profits.. ok?

          July 26, 2011 at 10:46 pm Reply
          1. I just do not know

            The Roman punishment of Decimation was to kill 1 out of 10 of the soldiers. To decimate is to wipe out.

            July 27, 2011 at 10:28 am
          2. jesus escalops again

            Mental, you were all right, long ago.

            Decimation is to put a dot after the whole number: 3.1415927

            That's a type of decimation, called a decimal point.

            After the decimal point is the remainder.

            Using this method of calculus is much more accurate and has led our civilisations to calculating the trajectory of space craft.

            The folklore part is really quite insignificant numoreticaly, and that is quite amusing for me, thankyou.

            lol, he, ha ho

            August 4, 2011 at 12:56 pm
      2. drunkard

        if you're going to call someone an idiot maybe you should go look it up first so you don't look like a complete moron.

        July 26, 2011 at 9:51 pm Reply
      3. ciocio

        decimating a unit was a military punishment – no commander would be dumb enough to kill 90% of his own men just to make the remaining 10% remember that failure is not an option.

        July 27, 2011 at 8:23 am Reply
    3. Frodo the BOBit

      You fail at being smart. The original meaning of the world is to kill one in 10 (coming from the romans, where underperforming legions were sometimes decimated, one man in every ten was randomly picked and killed) but nowadays the most widely accepted meaning is 'devastate or severely reduce the numbers of'.

      July 27, 2011 at 8:58 am Reply
  7. Merrik

    It was the cheetah.

    July 26, 2011 at 9:18 pm Reply
  8. drunkerini

    poor goontards….

    July 26, 2011 at 9:19 pm Reply
  9. Coincidence?

    Amazing how anytime a Evoke fleet is about ready to enter a system right into an enemy fleet, they send in one certain ship and bam! Anyone on grid of that ship that jumps through the gate magically has a client crash. Has happened twice in the last week! We are not talking lag, we are talking 100's of people's clients crashing. Had Evoke not been involved I believe the outcome would have been completely different.

    July 26, 2011 at 9:26 pm Reply
    1. Lukka

      This is a not well publicized bug actually. As near as we've been able to isolate it, it happens when someone uses the mwd+cloak "trick" while being cntrl+click spam targeted by a large group of people in the second or two they're visible after they decloak but before their cloaking device takes over (during which the game returns the 'failed to target what isn't there' messaging). I've only seen it happen when 25+ people are all spamming target; everyone on grid d/cs. We've only seen it happen with non-covert cloakies using a conventional cloaking device.

      We first saw it after one of the incursion patches. We bugreported it ages ago, don't recall anything happening though.

      July 27, 2011 at 3:55 am Reply
    2. Spacefrench Jew

      Yes, we're officially investigating this at this point. EVzeroKE are just the kind of players that would rely on a client crash bug for an advantage. But as of right now there is nothing conclusive about it – just a very, VERY happy coincidence on EVzeroKE's side.

      Of course, you have to understand why they're desperate. Winter is coming. Their supercaps can't save them. And they pissed off the best sub-cap fleet in the game.

      July 27, 2011 at 3:57 am Reply
      1. anonymous

        Sure. Display them as bad ass PvPers. There's no better advertisement for such corporations than to strike irrational fear into their opponents.

        July 27, 2011 at 10:01 am Reply
      2. Earthenglish Hindu

        Ah, little correction there: "they pissed off the LARGEST sub-cap fleet in the game."

        Really, not even Goons believe that they're actually "good". That would be nuts! It's like the old Rifter-blobs but with Maelstroms.

        July 27, 2011 at 12:01 pm Reply
    3. Thats What She Said

      Ah, now it's magic-mystery-frigates that cause Goons to get fried.
      OK, petition it but that honestly sounds like fishing for excuses.

      July 27, 2011 at 3:58 am Reply
      1. bronkhorst

        it must be the vergeltungs-covert ops. its real. fear the v-ops. its coming for you.

        July 27, 2011 at 9:28 am Reply
      2. red54

        The covops part is a self admitted troll but the crashes are real. It could just be a bug but when it happens at such a bad time there will always be :tinfoil:

        July 27, 2011 at 9:21 pm Reply
    4. VP Sales of SPHERE

      Certain members in EVOKE have purchased the latest beta SPHERE v 5.3.

      July 29, 2011 at 6:25 am Reply
  10. Death Reactor

    welcome to mediocrity PL lol..erm you been here for a while but welcome none the less

    July 26, 2011 at 9:36 pm Reply
    1. Hum

      How is killing 4 goon SCs (+Mittani himself) in one day and frying a cynojammer with 600+ enemies in system mediocre? And that was just saturday. :)

      July 27, 2011 at 4:11 am Reply
      1. Lolsie

        What else do you expect from Goonerini LOL

        July 27, 2011 at 5:24 am Reply
      2. shitposter


        July 27, 2011 at 6:44 am Reply
        1. Lolsie

          nice name, almost good as goonerini

          July 27, 2011 at 7:52 am Reply
      3. Frodo the BOBit

        And how is having most of your super fleet trapped by hostiles in a system for a week and failing at god knows how many rescue attempts until now NOT mediocre?

        July 27, 2011 at 9:01 am Reply
        1. Truth

          there were 2 attempts just fyi, 2 before the one that worked.

          God may not know how many, but the rest of us do you assclown.

          July 29, 2011 at 5:40 am Reply
  11. guest

    riverini you really missed two things

    the goon aeon died in the pos shields, we coulden't even salvage the wreak becasue it wasn't lockable, nor could it be remote repped, but it still dies to fighters (game bug)

    also you should mention that between 40% and 60% of the coalition fleet disconnected seconds before the LEET people jumped in, which seems to be positively correlated with a certain Evoke member jumping into system (3rd time it has happened to me personally when fighting evoke)

    July 26, 2011 at 9:42 pm Reply
    1. Am investigating this DISTURBING report as it has been submitted many times, did u guys petitioned? got the name of the Jaguar pilot?

      Please reply here.

      July 26, 2011 at 10:04 pm Reply
      1. asdf

        I did petition similar thing about month ago, when 2/3 of our fleet disconnected when in position on gate and first wave of enemy jumped in. CCP didnt bother with any investigation, they just responded with: … large fleet battle, bla bla bla, our policy …and end. Why to bother to find cause of problem, that can be serious game error or worst, a cheat.

        July 26, 2011 at 10:53 pm Reply
      2. disconnected

        I was one of one of many who disconnected/crashed when they jumped in. For what it's worth, I've experienced the same thing when fighting them in the past.

        And it was a Dev that was in system and watching, not just a GM. Word was that it was petitioned. I do not know the outcome.

        July 26, 2011 at 10:55 pm Reply
      3. Coincidence?

        Did not petition this particular event because I still have a petition open from the last time it happened. They are still looking into it and following it closely. Here is the latest post from the person working on my ticket:

        "There was spike on the load on the node and did cause some players to crash. This should not have caused client crashes, but our programmers are looking into the reason for this. "

        July 26, 2011 at 11:31 pm Reply
      4. guest

        ya, we are all enabling some sort of dumps which are not normally enabled on windows so that when our client crashes next time we will have some sort of evidence of what is causing our clients to die

        and yes may people petitioned

        i have heard RUMORS, and only rumors, that 6 pilots have been banned, but its so effective and since you only need a trial account and you can change IP addresses easily they just keep doing it over and over

        July 27, 2011 at 1:37 am Reply
      5. ciocio

        it's happening during most "important" fights when ev0ke is on the field, no surprise.

        I know some goons have been keeping records of every time this happens and it probably has been petitioned countless times.

        July 27, 2011 at 8:24 am Reply
      6. de-derp

        i was doin a smallish gate camp when an evoke fella jumped in with a frig, we were dicking around and had caps on the gate, we all crashed, but nothing else came through, only 20-30 of us in system so wasnt some *node crash* just germans being germans

        July 27, 2011 at 10:48 am Reply
    2. Marcus McTavish

      At first glance: http://i.imgur.com/F3wqh.jpg

      Then you look at this: http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/5623/201107231
      And you lie

      "PL paid mittens" Goon BS 'we bez sooo elitez at pvpz?' crap

      Of course Evoke is using hacks, how else did they get in your double-cynojammed-failed timer- system

      the only way to beat a blob is to outblob, NC is mad b/c they got beat at their own game

      b4 the expected i am mad and or jelly at these bs comment

      July 26, 2011 at 11:15 pm Reply
      1. bob

        you failed to edit the overview too, doh

        August 4, 2011 at 12:36 pm Reply
    3. bronkhorst

      i gueass the evoke cheat will have happend one more time every time on of you guys is telling the story 😀 i wonder how long it takes until it has happened 4 times.

      July 27, 2011 at 9:22 am Reply
  12. OhSnap

    Wow @ Goons spinning it to look like they let them out to show "that goons are the bigger men" or that PL bribed them…
    Was that dead Aeon part of that breeleant plan? Lag was "mkay", btw.

    July 26, 2011 at 9:53 pm Reply
  13. Howis

    Lord that must be humiliating for Evoke and NCdot to have to pay PL to fight for them. I mean just think of belonging to a Alliance so weak that without mercenaries you couldn't hold your own territory. Is this the difinition of null sec carebear?

    July 26, 2011 at 9:57 pm Reply
    1. No one important

      I had assumed PL paid Ev0ke and NCdot. Why would anti-blue PVP alliances help another alliance, and especially a mercenary alliance, without some form of incentive?

      July 26, 2011 at 11:59 pm Reply
      1. Hum

        Because they all truly hate the goons for being how they are. I would say that's a good incentive.

        July 27, 2011 at 12:29 pm Reply
  14. Smug face

    Goon tears are sooooo sweet

    July 26, 2011 at 11:08 pm Reply
  15. wow

    Goon tears best tears enjoyed with some cheese……

    July 26, 2011 at 11:41 pm Reply
  16. whyyousogoons

    all i see in these comments i goons bitching about blob tactics, when they have the largest "blob" in new eden and then bitching about broken game mechanics, like lagg, which they themselves use just by fielding the sheer numebrs they do.

    Also quit bitching about the node crash, did YOU goons submit a fleet fight notice, i think not, so quit bitching and do something about it next time instead of bitching of "broken" mechanics, or that they intentionally didn't submit a fight notcie when you could ahve done it yourself you lazy fucks. You only bitch about these game mechanics when used agaisnt you and have zero conviction about using against people.

    July 26, 2011 at 11:43 pm Reply
    1. Coincidence?

      Don't think anyone was particularly upset with the lag. In fact server performance is a lot better than it use to be. And as far as blob's. How else do you suggest countering 50+ SC fleets when one doesn't have the same number to throw into a fight?

      As to the node crash. Read the other notes on specific events happening at specific times that caused clients to crash not the node. As far as submitting a fight notice before the enemy decided to try and get their SC's out? Surely you didn't think this one completely through right? How exactly could goons have submitted a fight notice, when there was no warning of this said fight? Guess they need to train up psychic a bit more before they can predict battles.

      July 27, 2011 at 1:40 am Reply
      1. anonymous

        Conspiracy theories. Gotta love viral marketing.

        July 27, 2011 at 2:46 am Reply
        1. Imigo

          Of course Goons knew about the incoming fleet – LEETPvP sent a mail saying when they were going to turn up and asked for the welcome mat to be laid out for them.

          They also asked for 1v1s at the sun once they arrived, and tried to make them as evenly matched as possible to ensure fair fights.

          Then everybody shook hands afterwards and congratulated the opposite team for the good fight(s) and went merrily on their way, more enriched for the experience.

          Oh, that's right, we're playing EVE, where none of this ever happens. What game are you playing?

          July 27, 2011 at 3:39 am Reply
    2. shitposter

      Have fun congratulating yourself. The day before, Mittani announced the rapecages were going down and there would be a "nice fail, now gtfo" message sent to the super pilots. Pretty much saying "we have better shit to do…get out."

      eleet peeveepee indeed.

      July 27, 2011 at 6:22 am Reply
    3. masterochi

      Since the Goonfleet was not on alert until the attack by three (or four?) alliances, including a Titan bridge and supers, why would the victim of the surprise attack know when the attack was coming to inform the GM's?

      If anything, the attackers should have dropped a dime and informed CCP.

      If anything, the owners of those 48 supers should all send a big thank you to Mittens for relaxing the grip on the stranded ships.

      Of course, in Eve gratitude is always lacking.

      July 27, 2011 at 10:40 pm Reply
  17. trolololololol

    wow 48 supers. well done to the goons for catching them in the first place

    July 26, 2011 at 11:43 pm Reply
  18. masterochi

    The trick is nothing new, you place several thousand random bookmarks in a can, jump into hostile camp, then open can and copy all the BM's to your Places before doing anything else. This sucks the whole nodes memory into dimensioning arrays for the huge copy job and starves the resources of the node controller.

    Sad thing is, CCP "fixed" this years ago, so either they re-introduced the vulnerability or some one has found a similar database sort or seek call that does about the same thing.

    Oh well, what would Eve be without a few dirty tricks, eh?

    Good to see that metagaming beats gaming all day long, as it always has.

    July 26, 2011 at 11:53 pm Reply
  19. Guest

    oh btw dc forces seemed to crash everytime a certain ship came onto the field

    July 27, 2011 at 1:09 am Reply
    1. Hum

      It's called "logging off coz I dont want to lose me precious Malestrum, mommy!"

      July 27, 2011 at 12:25 pm Reply
  20. Guest

    Goons get in trouble when they start believing their own propaganda

    July 27, 2011 at 5:18 am Reply
  21. Maid

    Watching Goons cry is like watching an retard throw a hissy fit, I :3 it

    July 27, 2011 at 6:04 am Reply
  22. fail leet propaganda

    For Evoke and their company of Clowns EVE is a job, not a game they'll go to any extent to " win " and get payed, including using all kinds of exploits, each time you kill an Evoke super a German baby starve, think about it goons, think about the babies !

    July 27, 2011 at 9:09 am Reply
    1. OhSnap

      So that's why I never hear about starving babies over here. Thanks Ev0ke!

      In other news, everytime a Goon super dies, another Goon ragequits EVE because success in this game is his only source of self-esteem. So, think about your fellow Goons, don't use supers!

      July 27, 2011 at 12:21 pm Reply
      1. bronkhorst

        i acutally dont remember when evoke lost its last super.

        July 28, 2011 at 9:27 am Reply
    2. Hellmut Jagermeister

      Exploits, job, clowns you say.

      You mad bro? This is war. Take it how you like it…

      August 4, 2011 at 12:44 pm Reply
  23. FCON pilot

    It was bound to happen sooner or later, we did our best to keep those supers caged and out of the game for as long as humanly possible, i personally didn't sleep well for some time over the rape cage, good fight everyone involved, and those chanting victory already should think twice, the fight is not over by a long shot, we have to keep vigilance

    July 27, 2011 at 8:13 pm Reply
  24. snarky

    What I find remarkably interesting about the entire fight was that while clusterfuck forces dc'd en-mass as soon as PL and friends jumped into system, PL and their allies did not. Matter of fact, they were on the jammer before the first clusterfuck forces were even back into the game.

    I've heard rumor of a 'special' ship in PL's arsenal capable of disconnecting anyone on grid once it loads grid itself. Maybe EveNews24 can do something useful for a change and investigate!

    July 28, 2011 at 1:35 am Reply
  25. whaynethepain

    I feel the stresses and the strains from back here.

    I seek them here I seek them there,
    where-eva a tear is spilt I'll be there.
    Loots abound and bountys profound,
    only a drunken piwate would be dumbfound.
    No need to live in fear,
    just shed us a little tear.
    And you will be left to grind,
    another bear, we will find.

    I do find inspiration comes from the most unusual places, I would like to thank everyone involved for helping me form this ode, and I may post it on my bio for a while as a sign of respect.

    August 4, 2011 at 1:11 pm Reply

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