Last night, the Deklein Coalition and NCDOT/Ev0ke/RaidenDOT clashed in the
VFK-IV solar system in the Deklein Region, the fleet included:

Deklein Coalition side included GoonSwarm Federation, Test Alliance, Fatal Ascension, Tactical Narcotics Team, among other allies. The Ev0ke fleet was composed of NCDOT, RaidenDOT, MercilessDOT and Pandemic Legion members, a Deklein pilot bring us his perspective on the battle:

Battle in VFK-IV (Deklein), 13-07-2011

Started up a VFK defense fleet when I logged on. Was kinda half-asleep, so I had some retarded mistakes, like making an advert no one could see or join.

But the fleet got a couple guys, and we camped the 2R- gate for a bit. We then received reports of several large gangs, including a 40-man Raiden. gang approaching us. So we sent a call out for shieldfleet and formed at a pos. After a while, I got a broadcast, and our numbers went above 40.

Unfortunately, the RDN. fleet jumped in-system before we could form up. So we played a rather retarded game of tag, warping between the the sun, the pos, and the station, with the hostiles trying to bump ppl out of the pos.

At one point, some guy decided to undock and pester the hostiles, and he led them to the sun, screaming “Warp to me” in comms. Didn’t realize where the hell this guy was til he died.. I did take advantage of his distraction and regrouped our fleet at station. The guy sounded like a douche, but his sacrifice allowed the other half our fleet to undock safely, so for that I salute him.

We then warped to the pos, where the hostile fleet came and bubbled around it. Looking around, I had our fleet warp to a nearby moon and warp back. I decided to use the enemy bubbles to pull us out of warp outside the pos, as half the Raiden fleet was still screwing around inside the shield.

When we landed, we quickly sniped their tackle and a dictor or two before the RDN. guys could regroup. After they did so at their perch above, they warped to us at 0 and the real fight started.

Rather than going for their scimi, I primaried their glass dps ships, taking out all of their hurricanes, cynabals, and cerbs quickly. It made our logis’ lives much easier. After a couple minutes of brawling, the RDN. fleet had taken substantial losses are were forced regroup inside OUR pos (you heard me) and warp-out. Though it seems our GFs and FoFos were too early.

After killing a couple stragglers off the VFK undock, we warped back to the POS to salvage. At that time, someone decided to change the password. So all the TEST, FA, TNT, and SpaceMonkeys saw their ships flung away from the pos in several directions, myself included.

Seemed like a hilarious joke, til the PL/NCdot fleet warped in on top of us (I totally didn’t hear anything about them entering local, my bad) and started killing everyone outside the pos. I immediately had everyone who could warp to the sun, and then back to me at 0. Scimis managed to lock me in time, as the newcomers had me pointed and webbed and were just starting to eat away my shields.

I think we had another broadcast sent out at that point, and we dropped wwws for a trickle of reinforcements from station and elsewhere. But Round 2 was on. Spotlight being on our Huginns pilots. As they ran out of hurricanes and faction cruisers to pop, I focused on vagabonds. Thanks to our Huginns, the primaries were hit and downed easily. After a couple minutes of furious, confused target calling, the enemy fleet had enough, having lost a large portion of their DPS. In light of more Clusterfucks rallying to reinforce our ragtag bunch, PL and Evoke had to call it a day. We didn’t bother pursuing outside VFK in fear of the titan blob.

Needless to say, the battlefield was cleared of wrecks and loot in mere minutes.

Please note that the EVSCO kb is missing a good deal of the PL/RaidenDOT kill-mails.

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  1. Bittervet

    This is like the battle of britain for the goons, with the saurkrauts on the losing end once more :)

    July 14, 2011 at 11:44 pm Reply
  2. LAWL

    They BARELY won the isk battle to a roaming gang by the looks of it. Gratz to Evenews24 to making it sound like a huge epic fight for Goons home system when it was just Raidendot/NCdot/Ev0ke screwing around.

    July 15, 2011 at 12:09 am Reply
    1. lawl^2

      by reading i thought "wow, sounds like a win", by looking at the kb the reds were outnumbered 1.5 to 1 and still did about the same damage isk-wise. pay back will be a bitch for the might goons

      July 15, 2011 at 12:27 am Reply
      1. Goons Fail

        We were outnumbered by many.. those were 2 different fleets so the KB numbers are wrong… look at Eve-Kill KB and you will see a 20 man frig gang led by tylr that killed much more than we lost.. cynabal, broadsword, maelstrom.. just to name a few and we only had frigs. Isk war won. But that vaga gang is another roam at a completely different time and they won their isk war as well..

        This was not a massive convergence of NCdot and friends dropping into vfk to kill in 1 big fleet these are our roaming gangs that we take into Deklein daily because goons blueball us every night.

        July 15, 2011 at 2:49 am Reply
        1. Loki

          Oh come on, Goons blueball you every night, when's the last time you've even attempted to fight a real fleet battle under a jammer?

          Russia and Co does one thing well and that's superblob, which is fine, but don't pretend you couldn't get fights if you wanted them.

          July 15, 2011 at 6:03 am Reply
          1. Goons Fail

            A real fleet battle under a jammer? Goons cry supercap nerf but we should throw 100's of supcaps into a jammed system with all of YOUR supercaps and support? Heres to hoping mate.

            WE use our supercaps in conjunction with our support and we wont hesitate to drop them on your face when we need to.. but goons ONLY fight under a jammer.. so yea.. blue ball us some more you will still lose your space.

            July 15, 2011 at 8:00 am
          2. lemming

            its called dictating the terms of battle, something which Marshal Zhukov was quite adept at once upon a time, but i guess history is not your strong point either

            July 15, 2011 at 1:47 pm
          3. tim

            wat a liar, u dont run subcaps fleets, cause u lose them all the time. only ones who do that r PL. raiden, ejoke, nc. and co jst get smashed.

            July 17, 2011 at 6:15 am
  3. PL dude

    PL wasnt really involved in this. There was a small group of like 10 of us roaming around and landed in VFK at the same time as the rest of the other fleets

    July 15, 2011 at 12:15 am Reply
    1. PL dude

      and we lost 3 canes total

      July 15, 2011 at 12:16 am Reply
    2. JF Jokes.

      Indeed, they barely escaped a humiliating ass whooping from a 10 man lollercane gang.

      July 15, 2011 at 12:46 am Reply
  4. Elite Internet Pilot

    Evenew24, you are an awesome poaster…

    …sarcasm off

    July 15, 2011 at 12:19 am Reply
  5. I literally hope a CTA is called when we put every system in GS space in reinforce.

    i think us mighty russians+allies can do it with ease.

    July 15, 2011 at 12:42 am Reply
    1. lemming

      russians and allies are a load of arse tbh

      July 15, 2011 at 2:04 am Reply
      1. anon

        if you put enough of them in one system all in super caps they can kind of form an intelligent blob, just enough to fly in the same direction (the "warp fleet to" was put in for them as that requires an entirely new level of thought process otherwise)

        July 15, 2011 at 2:41 am Reply
      2. LAWL

        You sir haven't had your BS shot by 10 Titans and 30 Supers then.

        July 15, 2011 at 3:11 am Reply
        1. I was there...

          Stop bragging about supercaps.

          July 15, 2011 at 3:19 am Reply
          1. CCP fix your game

            0.0 is all about who can bot and cheat the most anyways with current sov mechanics (thx ccp dominion patch that was supposed to do the opposside of blob warfare) all you need is lotts of titans and sc's. Seems like they botted and cheated so much that they dont even have characters to fly subcaps anymore haha

            July 15, 2011 at 11:37 am
    2. Newb

      Soviet superiority will be their downfall.

      July 15, 2011 at 5:00 am Reply
  6. Jarome Hamborogh

    The buttmad is strong with this comment section. Please do your best to stem the tide of tears from being gangcuddled by the CC.

    July 15, 2011 at 12:58 am Reply
  7. guest

    Battle reports are fun to read when they don't include a super capital blob

    July 15, 2011 at 2:04 am Reply
  8. anonymous

    Pretty strong Ev0ke presence there on the killboards…

    Kills: 72
    Losses: 100
    Damage done (ISK): 5.69B – 5691.89M
    Damage received (ISK): 5.29B – 5285.3M
    Efficiency: 51.85%

    Huge win for Deklein Coalition considering their superiority in numbers.

    July 15, 2011 at 2:18 am Reply
  9. Mintrolio


    July 15, 2011 at 2:20 am Reply
  10. WoW lots of RaidenDOT/.NCDOT/Ev0ke mad hatters around here… :rolleyes:

    July 15, 2011 at 4:21 am Reply
    1. BntyHunter

      They jealous, you would be that way if you lost most the north, to a group called NC, :)

      July 16, 2011 at 8:17 am Reply
  11. MrDoco

    Riverini, I don't think you will ever win public opinion with news. lol Just giving you kudos for reporting.

    Personally, if its a draw but they keep system, that's a win. Based on the title of the news anyways.

    July 15, 2011 at 6:19 am Reply
  12. Wolf

    Best fight ive had in ages fun roaming turns into great fight dont care who won or lost it was all about the fun and everyone had fun,,

    July 15, 2011 at 7:05 am Reply
  13. Bees, Angry Bees

    Watch out DRF war machine, for the honey inside sought after by all is guarded by many hordes of just these said bees.

    July 15, 2011 at 7:37 am Reply
  14. Tears


    July 15, 2011 at 11:24 am Reply
  15. CCP fix your game

    I think its funny how in a REAL FIGHT where no (botted) supercaps can enter the field they (PL and the gang) cant win all the time.

    I say remove supercaps from the game and this entire game becomes interesting again.

    It will no longer be about simply making a cyno.. dropping a blob of supers on something and win

    July 15, 2011 at 11:26 am Reply
  16. lol goons so quickly went from smugging about tech, CSM and max2…now they come cum dripping out their buthole and tears rolling down their faces!!!

    July 15, 2011 at 11:29 am Reply

    Raiden./PL/ev0ke/NC. ELITEPVP'ers attack VFK with Vagas/Canes

    GOONS obliterate the attackers combined fleet full of elite ships!


    July 15, 2011 at 1:16 pm Reply
    1. Goon Grunt

      Maelstroms are only used in ~elite pvp~.

      July 16, 2011 at 10:22 pm Reply
  18. PL Winner

    if you post about goons killing several roaming gangs, then please please please, label it that way. i just spend half an hour searching the forums for whatever op i missed that had the target vfk.

    July 15, 2011 at 4:22 pm Reply
  19. brick grunt

    without superblob it just shows how bad DRF and pets are ..good work goons holding back the bots

    July 15, 2011 at 5:09 pm Reply
  20. wah wah wah wah wah

    Seemed like a straightfoward BR, all evenews did was publish a goons FC perspective.

    So stop your bitching and go read something else, at least its not biased like those old PL battlereports.

    July 15, 2011 at 8:30 pm Reply
  21. shitposter


    July 17, 2011 at 12:58 am Reply

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