Regional Update: Coalition of the Willing Disbands, AtlasDOT Thrown to the Wolves

Just last week -A-, Atlas., Cascade Imminent and their host of allies were heralding tracking disruptor Drakes as the next unbeatable fleet doctrine, taunting PL to fight at every opportunity.  The future was so bright for this coalition; with over twenty alliances in tow they could field upwards three-hundred bodies at any CTA through Delve and Querious.  This coalition, however, would soon be tested after its leadership begged for Pandemic Legion’s full attention – a decision which will be questioned ad nauseam.

What a difference a week can make.  Prodding the sleeping giant proved to be disastrous. Four consecutive, highly-publicized and embarrassing defeats resulted in over one-thousand subcapital losses, half of Atlas.’s capital fleet, and an Aeon, being traded for under 30 Pandemic Legion kills.  With morale at an all-time low, individual entities in the Coalition of the Willing began to doubt the efficacy of the command structure; frustrated, the coalition which had hoped to unify itself against a common enemy had inadvertently fractured under the very pressure they brought unto themselves.  After just six days of fighting, The Coalition of the Willing was consumed by bickering and began falling apart.

Disgusted by Atlas.’s leadership, or lack thereof, the preponderant parties of the Coalition of the Willing (-A- and FAIL) decided that the massive morale blows they were taking were not worth it and subsequently withdrew their forces, leaving Atlas. to lie in the bed they made for themselves.  This in turn caused the rest of Atlas.’s allies to reset Atlas. and move on to new ventures – excluding poor Atlas. from any talks.  Being a familiar place for Atlas., they responded by putting on a resilient front.  Cries of “PL will leave March 1st”, “an alliance is the people who make it”, “don’t worry our allies will back us up” and “we will get through this together even if we have to move back to lowsec!” were heard throughout their alliance meeting.  Building themselves up, Atlas. made another desperate move and hired Noir Mercenary Group – who they deemed to be on par with Pandemic Legion – to aid them in their defense against PL.

On February 28th Atlas. sounded the horn in an attempt to save their station system from the clutches of The Legion.  One week earlier three-hundred Drakes from twenty alliances would have answered the call, but now the alienated Atlas. could muster no more than a pitiful thirty.  Trying to steady the sinking ship, Atlas. leadership pledged to “fight it out” and ordered their members to move back to Querious.  Unfortunately for Atlas., the pathetic display opened the floodgates of evacuation, with convoys of carriers and jump freighters running to empire.  Things went from bad to worse as a confirmed seven member-corporations held corporate-only meetings to vote on whether or not to leave Atlas. for greener pastures, with at least four corporations pledging to leave before the weekend and one leaving at the close of the meeting.

Rife with pride and arrogance, Atlas. had looked a gift horse in the mouth and managed to not only lose hold of a free region, but also managed to implode.  With Pandemic Legion proving that their stay in the area is more than just a flash in a pan, the only question that remains is who will fill the void left by this once-promising Coalition of the Willing.


  1. AmateurD

    Stopped reading at "posted by RearAdmiralButts".

    March 1, 2011 at 5:53 pm Reply
    1. Hard to believe that… but what ever makes you feel happy…

      March 1, 2011 at 6:14 pm Reply
      1. Trydon

        i got half way in teh article and thought to myself, this sounds like a rearadmiralbutts post. So i scroll up and to my supprise! then i scroll down and post this… my future is still undicided.

        March 1, 2011 at 6:47 pm Reply
        1. haha epic post!

          March 1, 2011 at 7:21 pm Reply
        2. WTF?

          that is exactly what i did!

          March 2, 2011 at 10:42 am Reply
      2. wtf you doing

        How are you a writer in any of this? More and more every day you sound like a PL fanboi..

        You went from posting crap on CAOD to posting even more crap on EN24.

        Admit you like the taste of PL balls already….

        March 1, 2011 at 8:38 pm Reply
        1. mymindisglowing

          Aw, and you like the taste of your own butthurt with a glass of whine.

          March 2, 2011 at 1:28 am Reply
    2. kamphamster

      The Rear Admiral – and indeed Taylor Swift (FTW) is back!

      Yes its PL propaganda. Dont even bother to post complaining about it, as it is common knowledge. BUT, It is good entertainment :)

      March 1, 2011 at 8:25 pm Reply
      1. AmateurD

        Clearly you need to get Netflix if this counts as good entertainment for you.

        March 1, 2011 at 8:42 pm Reply
        1. kamphamster

          Na. Some of us actually has brains instead of the more common cotton bwteen their ears. But who am I to judge. If Netflix is your thing, then go right ahead.

          March 1, 2011 at 8:46 pm Reply
          1. AmateurD

            Right. Going to stop feeding the troll now.

            March 1, 2011 at 8:52 pm
    3. Headerman

      Sounds like INSMOTHERDOT

      March 2, 2011 at 9:30 am Reply
  2. SUITS

    Pandemic Goons Propoganda site is in full swing.

    March 1, 2011 at 5:58 pm Reply
    1. kamphamster

      Pandemic Goons? Is that like the US-Al Qaida plot to take over Libya?

      March 3, 2011 at 7:01 am Reply
  3. Kai86

    lol hopefully this is the final nail in the coffin for atlas mk II :)

    March 1, 2011 at 6:00 pm Reply
    1. Someone

      Still butthurt that afterbirth were kicked out for being carebear faggots?

      March 12, 2011 at 8:14 am Reply
  4. -A-

    Thank god was getting tired blob vs blob warfare especially over irrelevant space. Thank you PL you are doing eve a favor and becoming a normal nullsec alliance. :)

    March 1, 2011 at 6:01 pm Reply
    1. ragePRO

      PL seems always to *do favours* after they kick someone out from their space or relieve some random supercap pilot from his expensive toy…. true honour lies between that bunch, strenght and honour

      +sheds a tear+

      March 1, 2011 at 8:46 pm Reply
  5. Derp

    only thing i make from is this:

    PuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaPPppppp Carnival in RIO

    March 1, 2011 at 6:08 pm Reply
  6. That open mouth picture of Taylor Swift brings images in my head of the possibilities that could arise if I could only just lock her up in a gimp suit…

    btw, thanks for the article…

    March 1, 2011 at 6:08 pm Reply
  7. Johann

    I hear NC have lots open space for renters want escape PL GOOD POASTING!

    March 1, 2011 at 6:12 pm Reply
  8. Since this is a Kugu repost I'll do a CAOD repost:

    Posted – 2011.02.28 21:11:00 – [80] – QuoteReport


    Originally by: Elise Randolph
    Atlas just hired Noir

    Thought you guys were good at intel? If we were hired there'd be a contract on our killboard ( and a lot more of this (

    We're just on R+R in the area, rattin and looking for some gfs. If someone would like to hire NMG. we are available for deployment.

    March 1, 2011 at 6:50 pm Reply
    1. This site is worse at parsing URLs than they are at editing articles:

      March 1, 2011 at 6:52 pm Reply
      1. Elise Randolph

        When I go for R&R, I know I blue all the ailing alliances in the area and fight for them.

        March 1, 2011 at 8:07 pm Reply
  9. bugaga

    If the info about leaving corps is correct, then it is good for Atlas.. Now they know who came for 'free chees' (in future they could be renters, no more) and who came to stay 'in peace and in war' and to become real part of Atlas..
    Hope -A- leadership will call to arms.

    P.S. and yes, it is propaganda!!!111 one one one

    March 1, 2011 at 6:53 pm Reply
  10. DOT is so 2011

    AtlasCOMMA next?

    March 1, 2011 at 6:55 pm Reply
    1. Stephen McTowelieeee

      That got a laugh out of me!

      March 1, 2011 at 10:36 pm Reply
  11. dxd

    your writing style is so bland and boring i stopped after the first few sentences.

    March 1, 2011 at 7:03 pm Reply
    1. kamphamster

      Now you made me wonder how you mange to read other stuff on EN24. Want more entertaining stuff? Get cartoons.

      March 1, 2011 at 8:43 pm Reply
      1. Sigh

        kamp when you apply to PL make sure to reference all the fanboi comments you posted so that they might let you in mkay. take care thanks.

        March 2, 2011 at 12:20 am Reply
  12. Far

    I'm not involved with anyone mentioned, and still I want admiralbuttfloss to stfu.
    PL need to elect a new mouthpiece for evenews404

    March 1, 2011 at 7:15 pm Reply
  13. Zendoren

    WOW this article is so wrong it humorous. However, The part about the fail PVP from Atlas is spot on.

    This notion that PL will hold space in 0.0 is crap. First off, PL is a PVP alliance thus has no stomach for the extensive care-bear crap that is needed to hold 0.0. I'm sure if they moved to a space-holding alliance, they would soon find themselves losing seasoned PVPers that would rather suck a **** then to care-bear it up in 0.0 and be tied down.

    2nd PL has little patients for 0.0 politics, and we all know what that means.

    However, I do see them doing the mob shakedown mentality. Going into Delve and Querious demand protection money and disappear for a month while they continue to take on merc contracts.

    March 1, 2011 at 7:21 pm Reply
  14. Lorren Canada

    Make it stop!

    March 1, 2011 at 8:13 pm Reply
  15. Hai Guiz

    FYI, RearAdmiralButts really is the Brüno, that movie was based off of him.

    March 1, 2011 at 8:42 pm Reply
  16. Xez

    you retards do realize that the numbers are accurate, right? it's sort of hard to not sound like a fan boy when you report something that hopelessly lopsided. Fanboy or not, -A- is a useless group of idiots led by a very delusional Russian, Atlas. will never be anything again, and PL is actually good at what they do. End of story.

    March 1, 2011 at 9:25 pm Reply
  17. Guest

    "Four consecutive, highly-publicized and embarrassing defeats"

    Hmm, i wonder who reported them ?

    Oh, i remember now, yopu reported it here, also PL propaganda.

    Give up the metagame, win at any costs isnt winning.

    March 1, 2011 at 9:30 pm Reply
    1. Kamphamster

      Soo…. according to you, the published batttlereports were faked?

      That sounds a bit desperate to me. Some "internet spaceships is SERIOUZ BUSINEZ" people with no humor would critizize the reporting, but the battlereports were never refuted by Atlas or anybody else.

      March 2, 2011 at 7:17 am Reply
      1. WTF?

        no, he is simply saying, that the "Four consecutive, highly-publicized and embarrassing defeats", were only so because rearadmiraldouchebag is the one that made them so.

        fights like that happen all the time, but when PL does it they get a write up.

        March 2, 2011 at 10:45 am Reply
        1. Kamphamster

          So, you think that they werent higly publizized and/or embarrassing defeats then? Or are you one of those people that think only NC propaganda is "newsworthy"?

          March 2, 2011 at 12:43 pm Reply
        2. dude.

          PL doenst "get" writeups. They DO writeups. Something to think about for other alliances maybe? Or you can just sit back and bash any article you dont like as "not newsworthy". Your choice.

          March 2, 2011 at 1:49 pm Reply
  18. Battlereporter

    Gee, another DOT alliance to fail so quickly after forming. Who would have thought an alliance with DOT on the end of their name would ever fail?

    March 1, 2011 at 10:19 pm Reply
  19. Calfis
    March 1, 2011 at 10:23 pm Reply
  20. annoying

    omg ))) PL advert is sooooooo PL
    Stop post crap like this.

    March 1, 2011 at 10:55 pm Reply
  21. sour

    lol happened to me the same thing as the other guy above: i red halfway and then thought to my self…"what crap but smoothly written…wait its that shit readadmiral" xD

    March 1, 2011 at 11:10 pm Reply
  22. mymindisglowing

    Not only _YES_…but FUCK YES!!! The bitch is back!!!

    Totally stoked to get the better Butts reports again.

    March 2, 2011 at 1:21 am Reply
  23. Headerman

    hmmm.. sounds like Consortium. all over again, hey Schmak 😉

    March 2, 2011 at 1:44 am Reply
  24. heh

    Pretty much everything in this articleis wrong…. I know almost every writer that writes for this site is going to be bias, but come on, this is ridiculous.

    March 2, 2011 at 3:31 am Reply
  25. I like this style article much more than I like your battle reports, so good read, something I've been waiting to see on here for a few days now =)

    March 2, 2011 at 3:48 am Reply
  26. C0NMAN

    Mmmmmmm feels good man.

    March 2, 2011 at 4:40 am Reply
  27. Bitter Carebear

    This is what happens when you try to be allies with -A-. As soon as the going gets tough they pull out and reset you.

    March 2, 2011 at 8:50 am Reply
  28. Griefer

    Seriously, what credit have that battlereport poster? No link on killboards, no facts, it is just report of one uninteresting battle from 100 another and yet filled with full of craps.
    Seriously, can you kick those news posters, doing only propaganda, and use only their short intel and write serious and trustworthy news? This is getting worse and worse, from PL, from NC etc…
    Just saw posted by RearAdmiralButts, and already remember what full of craps will that post be, just scrolled and he didnt disappointed me. Five – six lines of summary? Is it possible REARADMIRALBUTTS?
    If you want do poetry, go to college.

    March 2, 2011 at 9:56 am Reply
    1. kamphamster

      Sorry man. EN24 dont work that way. Riverini can only do so much "editorial" stuff and the rest are contributions from you, the EVE player. The "EVE player" will ALWAYS be considered "biased" by at least a percentage of readers. Pieces are printed – sometimes with a disclaimer – or as in this case the writer is displayed with the PL alliance logo next to his name. I dunno about you, but to me thats a dead giveaway.

      Now there will allways be people that claim "biased" or "not newsworthy" to diss articles they dont like, usually because they dont like the organization responsible for the article. This is something EN24 can live with as it will produce content with decent regularity, and it creates "drama" and thus entertainment. Because this is entertainment.

      Its a "newssite" about a VIDEOGAME. Not fucking CNN.

      March 2, 2011 at 2:03 pm Reply
  29. Griefer

    Seriously, what credit have that battlereport poster? No link on killboards, no facts, it is just report of one uninteresting battle from 100 another and yet filled with full of craps. When you will kick those propaganda posters from whole eve world, hire skilled journalists and use just intel from guys like rearadmiralbutts? I saw just who wrote it, and yet scrolled down to post flame,coz its getting worse and worse.
    to rearadmiralbutts, if you want do some poetry, go to college… your uninteresting BR take with yourself, maybe it will help you.

    March 2, 2011 at 10:02 am Reply
    1. Elise Randolph

      My uninteresting BRs take with myself, indeed.

      March 2, 2011 at 5:06 pm Reply
  30. lmao

    Sad that -A- is back to forgetting their allies style… though it's over after alliance was reborn. On the other hand, Atlas didn't do anything, they jumpoed on the wagon in last days as we were killing rest of Inits that were running away.

    However, most hillarious is that this site's karma still works! 😀 didn't you notice that AtlasDOT leader just been interviewed by EN24? and oops, alliance failcascades. reminds of something? it should :DDD

    March 2, 2011 at 10:16 am Reply
  31. Darth

    Nice blonde:) It should be a requirement for posting an article on this site.

    March 2, 2011 at 12:20 pm Reply
  32. CATTYS

    nice picture of Taylor …in rest nothing interesting…aaa backstabing again….new ..blahhhh

    March 2, 2011 at 1:04 pm Reply
  33. Teacup

    I was very impressed on how atlas rised so fast after their disbanding. And they have fallen already, I can't stop myself from laughing, it seems Tormentum Insomniae brought the IT virus to atlas.

    Best thing for atlas could have done is stay in the background and grow, but they are fools

    March 2, 2011 at 1:39 pm Reply
  34. NCarebear

    Goonswarm and TEST will have to fill it, together with AAA. They have no choice if they dont want a new powerbloc emerge and become a threat.

    March 2, 2011 at 3:27 pm Reply
  35. Vuk Laos Love Child

    PL try soooo hard at propaganda

    March 2, 2011 at 7:16 pm Reply
  36. Dark Helmet

    The Bias is strong in this one

    March 3, 2011 at 4:27 am Reply
  37. LOLnowwut


    March 5, 2011 at 3:34 pm Reply

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