Early Morning Raid on Communist Railway Junction Smashes Red Forces!

In a stunning display of tactical prowess and initiative, Allied Forces launched a surprise attack on a damaged communist rail hub. Mobilizing in the early hours of the morning, seventy-five brave young men and women from the Pandemic Legion Expeditionary Task Force assembled in an Armor HAC formation with steely eyes and stony hearts, ready to dispatch the forces of evil arrayed against them.

One-hundred and fifty Reds, assembled in roughly fifty maelstroms, seventy-five drakes, and various logistics ships and tacklers were on station, patching defenses around the network’s primary control tower. Approximately one hundred were from the FCON 23rd Mechanized, and the 344th Fatal Ascension Light Brigade contributed fifty pilots.

Upon the arrival of the Allied convoy, the craven communists of FCON retreated within the tower’s protective shield, forcing the attackers to begin bombarding it. Fatal Ascension remained at a second tower nearby.

FCON forces attempted to maneuver into a fighting position in a Planet IV forest; however, superior Allied scouting allowed the Legion boys to smash through the trees and charge the enemy at point blank range!

In desperation, FCON’s battlefield commander begged Fatal Ascension for vital reinforcements to no avail. The cowards watched from behind their tower’s shield as FCON was decimated.

After the destruction of the communist division, twenty shining dreadnoughts quickly dispatched the Communist rail junction, including a critical bridge link, with a naval bombardment.

A heavy mechanized division out of UMI formed to counter the dreadnought fleet with supercapitals, but Pandemic Legion’s clever capsuleers outfoxed them and returned home triumphant.

CASUALTY REPORT:

Pandemic Legion KB link

God Bless America!

41 Comments

  1. Phreeze you dirrty poster, you. gotta be one-uping my posts hahah

    January 31, 2011 at 6:36 am Reply
  2. Anonymous a-hole

    Gawd ur writing style is so annoyingly biased and hard to follow

    January 31, 2011 at 6:36 am Reply
    1. shitposters should be banned!

      Too right, Phreeze is a shit poster, this type of garbage doesn’t belong on a site with ‘news’ in its title.

      January 31, 2011 at 8:25 am Reply
    2. One bitter carebear

      My first thought was: “Bah, Admiral Butts’ writing propaganda articles again…”

      Is Phreeze his new EN24-alt maybe?

      January 31, 2011 at 9:59 am Reply
  3. lol

    In desperation, FCON’s battlefield commander begged Fatal Ascension for vital reinforcements to no avail. The cowards watched from behind their tower’s shield as FCON was decimated.

    “” lol

    January 31, 2011 at 6:40 am Reply
  4. Better dead than Red

    Hey, wait, what? NC are the commies? I thought PL was working for the Russians, like an angry bunch of gypsies hired by Moscow to punish capitalist pigs. PL are homeless, wandering vagabonds, who run around the NC villages when no one is home, trashing the place, knocking bins over and killing the pet dogs, and leave abusive graffiti for when the NC villagers return from fighting the commies (DRF) or Suddam (Molle).

    Your whole report stating NC to be communists and PL to be the allies goes against everything everyone knows to be true about Eve. Whats next, calling the NC the Russian Block, or labelling them the Great Southern Alliance?

    January 31, 2011 at 6:47 am Reply
    1. Lol

      PL are always portrayed as the US in all their war analogies. You just happen to be a filthy commie sympathizer, and we pity you.

      January 31, 2011 at 7:02 am Reply
    2. lol

      Cause everyone likes the nc right? lol Contrary to your theory a good portion of eve hates NC with a passion and the rest just dont care one way or another. Your attempt to portray the NC as the “good guys” fails. Not everyone want to turn 0.0 into a giant carebear land lead by the NC

      January 31, 2011 at 7:10 am Reply
    3. History buff

      Last I checked, PL were a homeless gang, not a democratic powerful nation like the US. Also, PL are notorious for attacking/ganking lone pve’ers, equivalent to terrorist attacks on working citizens, and then they go to ground when the military arrive.

      Last I checked, it was the Russians who had more recent ties to communism, hence, a large area of Russian territory made up of mindless bots and the wealth is controlled by a few, sounds more like the USSR than a coalition of alliances banding together for peace and stability.

      To the guy who pointed out that the NC can’t be the Allies, because there are people who hate the NC… Um, what world do you live in? Have you not heard how many people around the world, islam especially, hate the US and its allies? You have heard of terrorist attacks yeah? These are done by people who hate the countries they target. You even point out that the NC are seeking to turn their land into a “carebear” land, ie, a land of peace. What more do you want to illustrate the obvious analogies going on here?!?
      Better dead than red had it spot on. If you are going to use analogies, at least make them relatable.

      January 31, 2011 at 1:06 pm Reply
  5. nig

    Fun battle it seems, too bad the report is unreadable.

    January 31, 2011 at 6:48 am Reply
  6. Magni

    evenews24 is getting a shit load of shit posters to post ‘news’ and btw, Lol, the USA’s military sucks but basically, everything better dead than Red said was about all the US military does in RL anyways

    January 31, 2011 at 7:07 am Reply
    1. Matty

      Are you retarded? Or just a moron?

      January 31, 2011 at 11:24 am Reply
    2. IDKIT

      lol ur dumb.

      January 31, 2011 at 3:31 pm Reply
  7. Ferty

    Dont give a fu*k about PL.

    January 31, 2011 at 7:59 am Reply
  8. Bolloks

    Look it’s a great read and well done – but this is a news site ( or supposed to be ) so I’m not sure what the whole roleplaying\references to modern day armies has to do with any of it. Just wright a simple BR or article and you’ll be fine….good job btw PL :)

    January 31, 2011 at 8:03 am Reply
    1. Muul Udonii

      But then it wouldn’t be so much fun to see the cheese and whine meeting that inevitably follows!

      January 31, 2011 at 10:25 am Reply
      1. Bolloks

        Those will follow regardless of the quality of the actual article\BR :)

        January 31, 2011 at 11:30 am Reply
  9. dima che

    That was funny style of BR, right ? Ha-ha-ha. Grats on battle won, but your BR stinks.

    January 31, 2011 at 8:27 am Reply
  10. Cain

    I read the whole thing three tims and still have no idea what happened or where.

    Too much literature, not enough facts.

    January 31, 2011 at 9:19 am Reply
  11. Storm

    You Da Man Phreeze keep fighting the Blob, I will always root for the small guy in these fights.

    January 31, 2011 at 9:21 am Reply
    1. Storm

      Seriously guys its fun Admiral Butts/Elise Randolph style BR`s dont get all butthurt.

      We have to see 50 Test and Widot threads a day on CAOD that are horribad, hell even they think they are but those are funny also :)

      January 31, 2011 at 9:30 am Reply
    2. OHLawdy

      Why is this site PLNEWS? Who gives a shit about pandemic legion (other than storm. Is he making the duck face in that photo?) Who gives a shit about FCON?

      Who gives a shit about this? Really?

      January 31, 2011 at 5:40 pm Reply
  12. hmmm

    Actually, what makes Evenews24 a cesspool is not the articles (which when not double checked or edited is annoying), it’s the comments section.

    January 31, 2011 at 10:10 am Reply
  13. Curious

    Phreeze. Eve has jumped the shark for you. Go play some Flames of War, get all this operation Barbarossa crap out of your system,then come back.

    January 31, 2011 at 10:12 am Reply
  14. moongoo

    *yawn*

    January 31, 2011 at 11:09 am Reply
  15. pl.

    just another pl fanboi jerkoff post. Btw enjoying being it’s lapdog phreeze?

    January 31, 2011 at 4:45 pm Reply
  16. *allied forces* lol

    PL is the bitch of EVE, selling their ass to anyone that can pay, Russians, IT, even NC if they would have the chance…

    January 31, 2011 at 5:46 pm Reply
  17. lol

    Failcon an FA are trash so this does not count. Clearing a c6 wh is harder then fighting pb forces.

    January 31, 2011 at 6:37 pm Reply
  18. No one important

    I can’t even tell what system this occurred in. EVE24 should have an “editorial” section, a “news” section, and a “creative writing section”.

    January 31, 2011 at 6:49 pm Reply
  19. so many gheys filled with so much hate. cry more gheys!!!!!!

    go phreeze, trolling through news articles is the new in thing to do.

    January 31, 2011 at 7:10 pm Reply
  20. haarbal

    Can imagine some people would find this fun to read but this should be on the PL forums under a propaganda section.

    January 31, 2011 at 11:52 pm Reply
  21. bardirybull

    nice.

    August 3, 2012 at 5:45 pm Reply
  22. astictiowor

    very nice )

    August 18, 2012 at 10:43 pm Reply
  23. Mario

    Good thing Test has PL otherwise there would never be delicious anti-communist news.

    August 18, 2012 at 11:16 pm Reply
  24. fisystide

    very good indeed.

    February 23, 2013 at 8:07 am Reply

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