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EN24 Article – MM/GOONSWARM view

27 moons reinforced and full CTA for the Northern Coalition. Joined with Deklein Coalition, they started after midnight. First few towers were killed without any defence of the 100 men Pandemic Legion (PL) fleet, that waited on their opportunity to engage the 600 men support and 100 men capital fleet (10+ titans and 35+ motherships).

PL counted on the slowness of the various NC subfleets and used several triage carriers finally with support in
D-8SI1 (Venal). GOON/TEST fleet was first on stage and landed 30km from the tower engaging the PL abaddons and carriers. Razor/Morsus Mihi/rest of NC landed in several minutes 150km on sniping spot. The incoming dps started melting PL battleships and carriers. LAg was horrible and remote repairs stopped working. Knowing their fate is sealed, PL left the system and all the people left behind died to the NC fighters. The tower was killed and replaced as well.

This marks the first battle Pl was defeated and this night NC managed to get 9 technetium moons with a staging tower on top back. PL managed to defend and repair several moons though too.

Battle results:
for D-8SI1, 2010-12-15 03:35 – 05:40

Kills: 132
Losses: 18
Damage done (ISK): 25.19B – 25190.55M
Damage received (ISK): 2.1B – 2104.36M
Efficiency: 92.29%

System location:

KB links:

List of towers destroyed:

byGreenDaemon (Morsus Mihi) LINK:

We, The glorious and courageous NC formed up @ 00:00 Eve Time to continue purge the infection to our holy carebear land, the virus called “Pandemic Legion”. As per our usual formup times, we expected the usual 2 hours of reshipping, as our members seem to thing that every fleet calls for drakes, and that every ship is a drake. I will note, however, that we diverged from usual tactics in this case. Instead of a gigantic blob set on balling up like a jugernaught bowling-ball, we deicided to segment our fleets. MM and RZR were formed into Fleet BS (50km range), B team into sniperhacs, and Deklein Co into Arty Shield fleet. The total of our numbers was estimated at around 500 or so. Our blob had reached acceptable parameters to match the 60 PL

After we were finished teaching our brave and hungry troops how to fit ships, where to go, ect, we began on our journey. MM + RZR bridged from UMI to 1-Y. We traveled to N6G, and began to assualt the POS’s there. All was quiet as we took down 3 enemy towers in N6, and two in A-A and 9-2. It was then reported that the enemy had shown itself in D-8, and had cyno’d in carriers on field! We made our way to the gate, and jumped through into battle!

On the field, the Federation of Goons & TEST had already begun the exchange of fire as the MM + RZR BS jumped in. Lag was terrible at first, but as grid loaded and the battle raged on, it began to clear up. MM BS fleet burned down about 70km or so away from the gate, as all the PL scum were sitting close to 0 on the gate. It was clear, however, that PL was hurting most from the lag, as reps were not cycling the best. The goons were close to the PL fleet, at about 30, and the B-team sniper fleet was above the gate, sending shells from 150k.

When the battle reached its peak, it was clear that PL was not going to win this, as the number of ships facing them too great, and their reps too few. Their BS fleet disengaged, and jump through to 9-2, while their carriers slowly awaited their fate, and died.

The fight over, we continued our assault on their towers, when word of a few carriers outside a shield in H-PA hit fleet. We rushed forth, and quickly nabbed one more carrier for our board. Our fleet finally finished its tasking in killing the towers we wanted to, as all warriors were weary of the battle. We headed home after we grabbed our 8th tower kill of the night, and called it good. Then PL repaired some more towers, which we didn’t do anything about. The end.

by Hratli Smirks (Goonswarm) LINK

At 00:45 the Clusterfuck Coalition assembled for the second night of POS-Shotting. The day before had gone poorly due to the COMPLETELY UNFORESEEN two score supercapitals being dropped on the assembled Coalition of Coalitions subcap fleet in WLF. This time, it was determined that there would be no interference from PL titans, and to ensure this a cloud of NC supercapital pilots waited on standby.

The Clusterfuck again summoned forth the MALESTORM (fuck you mittens Alphafleet is a gay name) and lo, the goons and their allies responded to the call! Mounted astride their seriously overpriced Matari battlesteeds, the Clusterfuckers waddled forth girded for battle most furious.

The Clusterfuck met up with the NC somewhere and they probably shot some moons or w/e but the only interesting thing is PenifSMASH losing his shit in local to the point in which he literally sounded like a Dungarmatic Manic Minute if Dungarmatic had been primed with a shitty gimmick as some ElitistOps tower died.

At some point William the Hiresword assembled PL’s customary Abaddon fleet with some triage carriers and waited for the NC to blackscreen jumping in to him, assuring the PL US TZ crew the victories they demand as part of an elite PvP alliance.

However, while the physical form of Sky Marshall H. Ratli Smirks Esq. was at this moment tanking Shadowfang Keep on his troll druid and basically owning, his spirit was alerted to the danger and flew through the internet to find Laz Telraven. The Coalition Coalition jumped through the gate and, through the single-minded determination of the spirit of the Hero of 49- who was seriously tanking the shit out of that new end boss, the Clusterfuck loaded grid and William’s initial gambit had failed. Victory to Hratli Smirks, who is really a good druid tank.

Now the Clusterfuck’s MALESTORMS belched forth 1400mm death at the Amarrian ships of battle. The initial cannon volley, so weighty and thus befitting a Goon ship of the line, crumpled the vaunted armored hulls of the Golden Fleet before the remote reps of the Pandemic Guardians or, yea, their triage carriers could be brought to bear. A whole grip of Lokis fell before the vengeful artillery, their Federation Navy Stasis Webifiers availing them not. Even a formidable Damnation, its midslots full of tracking links intended for titans absent from the battle, could not stand against the ferocious pounding of sexually frustrated goons.

The spirit of H. Ratli Smirks stretched forth yet again and whispered into the ear of Laz Telraven, “Shoot the fucking carriers, you pubbie faggot.” Seven carriers, perhaps grateful to the oncoming barrage for a quick end to their shameful existence after having failed their subcapital comrades, perished beneath a rain of 1400mm Quake Large and Republic Phased Plasma.

The field was ours.

The honour….was also ours.

The NC was probable there too.

Then apparently people went home and PL congratulated themselves for “bringing it.”


  1. eYe Spy

    Wow. Let the Propaganda Wars Begin

    December 16, 2010 at 10:39 am Reply
  2. IT Member

    Goons using IT Maelstrom Fitting and Tactics, whats next?

    December 16, 2010 at 10:39 am Reply
    1. Estamel

      Hello mate,

      you also should use Maelstroms instead of dying in your poor shield Apocs.

      Greetings from CCP Officer Lounge

      December 16, 2010 at 12:09 pm Reply
      1. IT Member

        Good that you have no clue!

        December 16, 2010 at 12:17 pm Reply
      2. tinny120

        Dude you make no sense

        December 16, 2010 at 7:32 pm Reply
  3. Pneumon Blaster

    they brought it for sure :)

    December 16, 2010 at 10:48 am Reply
  4. NCBlob

    quote: ‘ that waited on their opportunity to engage the 600 men support and 100 men capital fleet (10+ titans and 35+ motherships)’

    lol, there was no cap fleet. There was only an imaginary cap fleet with just Imperian in it of which PL spies couldnt see the numbers.

    December 16, 2010 at 10:57 am Reply
  5. Bitter vet.

    Confirming that Imperian’s fleet was a ruse ^_^

    December 16, 2010 at 11:01 am Reply
  6. Texas

    Good report just reading the first summary gives you a run down of events.

    Didnt even bother reading the other point of view as its just a wall o text with pictures of some chick.

    December 16, 2010 at 12:10 pm Reply
  7. Hmm

    PL lose a fight and it’s awfully quiet in here.. 5 comments.

    December 16, 2010 at 12:13 pm Reply
    1. IT Member

      I guess there wont be, NC just welped a Titan to PL…

      December 16, 2010 at 12:20 pm Reply
      1. CCP

        It won’t stick. The player had been logged off for over 12 hours. PL know this, they are just trying to get as much mileage out of it whilst they can. They know the outcome though. Evenews24 are also helping PL out by reporting it, despite knowing the circumstances and that the kill is not legit.

        December 16, 2010 at 1:08 pm Reply
        1. Observer

          The kill is real I’m afraid. Already been confirmed within RZR.

          The guy was in a belt, got aggro’d by a random Red Alliance vaga, tried to kill said vaga. He batphoned PL who had a hic 5 jumps away. Hic jumps in points titan who immediatley logs off. Discussion on the RZR forums indicating he didn’t have DD fuel and had been requesting a refuel.


          December 16, 2010 at 1:59 pm Reply
        2. tinny120

          I love they way PL get a good kill and everyone is sayign they hacked ect… You cant force someone to logg in and look at there titan for 5 mins and get ganked by PL, PL got a good honist kill and i loled at it

          December 16, 2010 at 7:35 pm Reply
          1. Whoosh

            Cool story bro. Shame the facts disagree with you.

            December 16, 2010 at 11:28 pm
  8. Editor in Chief

    Just to confirm, did the authors of the battlereports, who posted these in Kugu, give permission for them to be used on this site as official Evenews24 battlereports?

    December 16, 2010 at 12:13 pm Reply
  9. ProviPilot

    Kind of funny when PL loses and they get a little butt hurt for comment. I do find his email pretty hillarious, though. I’d probably say the same thing.

    December 16, 2010 at 12:59 pm Reply
  10. Albino Autistic Apes

    Go NC and Allies Go

    PL has been lording it for too long and you combined show of force will certainly get them running. Nice to see you turning the tide and liberating them back into their pods.

    Please do not push them into Stain though we don’t ever want to see them again.


    December 16, 2010 at 1:01 pm Reply
  11. Imperian

    I am Imperian and i am a wimp.

    December 16, 2010 at 1:18 pm Reply
  12. MM Grunt

    learn2cycle reps
    lag has defiantly been worse

    December 16, 2010 at 2:39 pm Reply
  13. Sansha has retaliated against the DDOS attacks!

    December 16, 2010 at 2:41 pm Reply
  14. Masaca

    North “Korean” Coalition is soo cute! We love them, don’t we? BFF! All this pain in the ass from this awful “cancer” alliance – so annoying and distressful for the regular farming incomes! Finally, they’ll realize that paying to PL and sending them somewhere else is much easier and cheaper.

    December 16, 2010 at 3:13 pm Reply
  15. Just a ?

    Hey, it just seems like… hell yeah, when nearly crushing node by own numbers they win. unbelievable brave NC, that they even engaged so heavily outnumbered. I am your fan from now on!

    December 16, 2010 at 4:11 pm Reply
  16. Buck_T

    Not a bad report, but you have thought the count of dead PL carriers would have got mention in the article. Also, this is not the first NC victory vs. PL by a long shot–not even in the last few days. It certainly is the most signifigant in a long while.

    December 16, 2010 at 5:27 pm Reply
    1. :sphere:

      Maybe you provide some BR links to the “other” victories?

      hint – they don’t exist

      December 16, 2010 at 7:05 pm Reply
    2. Shep

      Actually there were 7 Carriers killed in that battle and easily over 60 Abbadons if not more along with Loki’s and Scimatars. Some of the PL ships did manage to get back to gate and jump through probably to die on the other side with the rest of the fleet that were having difficulty jumping into the fight.

      I don’t ever really remember seeing NC on the field but maybe they were, no clue as to why the PL Fleet engaged us but they did so for those of you who say big deal it was PL’s decision not ours but we enjoyed it:)

      Thanks for the time guys.

      December 25, 2010 at 8:01 am Reply
  17. Tan

    Some well written reports, GreenDaemon’s especially made me chuckle.

    December 16, 2010 at 6:41 pm Reply
  18. NC

    wow finaly bunch of noobs can kill 100 ships with 700, this is amazing:)

    December 16, 2010 at 7:32 pm Reply
  19. Bitter CH Vet

    “The total of our numbers was estimated at around 500 or so. Our blob had reached acceptable parameters to match the 60 PL”

    This pretty much says it all to me :)

    December 16, 2010 at 8:48 pm Reply
    1. Dude

      Yes, it says that NC/Goons might actually have a sense of humour!

      December 16, 2010 at 11:03 pm Reply
  20. Bitter CH Vet

    Plus cme on guys, Admiral butts started doing the Glorius “300” Battle reports, and the William the Merc, and all the NC little Kids were yelling and crying, “We want, real Dry reports, not this crap.”

    Now these damned reports look exactly the same, they copied the style.

    Its pretty sad how they copy PL.

    Admit it love them or hate them they are the most talked about, most socially popular force in EVE.

    Please Goonies, and NC-Bears stop trying to be PL. 1 500-vs 60 victory does not a Pandemic Legion make.

    December 16, 2010 at 8:56 pm Reply
    1. Whoosh

      Copying? Its called mocking.
      The funniest one is a comment involving Fintroll waving his 2 handed sword with +2 stamina and +6 dexterity in the air to inspire his spartans, and saying stuff like “verily, thou, maketh etc etc).

      The difference between copying and mocking is, whilst both involve copying, one also includes laughing AT you.

      Oh, and btw, last news from PL was that the battle was 2500 NC vs 10 PL (just continuing the trend in these comments to continually add to the NC numbers whilst lessening the PL as happens in each subsequent comment).

      December 16, 2010 at 11:24 pm Reply
      1. Bitter CH Vet

        Seriously though copying a intended Joke battle report and calling yours a Mocking of PL is a double negative.

        Maybe if PL was Serious in previous reports it would be a funny roast/Mock but they wern`t so the NC comes off as pathetic trying to copy PL`s sense of humor.

        Also funny how both Dek and NC had same “PL” Style Mock…Lol its called PL pushing trends and NC claiming its new and exciting.

        December 17, 2010 at 12:19 pm Reply
  21. Bob

    Props to PL for fighting against such odds. You guys are amazing.

    December 16, 2010 at 9:38 pm Reply
    1. Battlemaster

      Thanks, we are happy to take the credit and accept the bravery medal. Funny thing though, it was not intended, we had a fleet up to keep mobile and keep away from the NC blobs, hoping to catch lone lost NC ships that fall behind, and kill stragglers catching up etc or arriving late. An error was made, we were outmaneuvered, we got trapped, and many expletives occurred. Once this occured, we decided to take the approach that the fight was deliberate, and we suicided into the NC for a “good fite” and to try to impress those not in the know. We DO NOT do suicide fights. They are for fools. But we have pretended to in this case to cover the FC mistakes.

      December 16, 2010 at 11:18 pm Reply
      1. A brick

        haha i see what you did there. ^^

        mistakes get made dont they?

        how did they handle the mistake?

        dont be so mad… ITS A GAME!

        you see the NC is sorta kinda learning from their months of mistakes. seems PL learns abit faster.

        Fuck both sides though.

        tools 😀

        December 17, 2010 at 6:52 am Reply
  22. Random EVE Player

    As someone in the NC, I am as disgusted by the propoganda ridden language of the NC reports as I am by the PL reports.

    Stop making us all look like a bunch of ego ridden maniacs and just write what actually happened, is that really that hard?

    December 17, 2010 at 12:02 pm Reply
    1. Bitter CH Vet

      See if all NC were like you we coulndt all hate you guys…ANd that would be sad :)

      December 17, 2010 at 12:15 pm Reply
  23. NC d00d

    All these reports are trying to do is make not a mockery of Pandemic Legion’s reports, but of the seriousness of which people take them. These reports are written as to remind people that this at the end of the day is a game. Have fun with it.

    December 17, 2010 at 6:03 pm Reply
    1. Bitter CH VET


      December 19, 2010 at 5:28 am Reply
  24. Champlain

    Since PL escalated with crashing NC TS, the Northern Coalition should bring it to a new eight; selling masses of GTC to corrupt a CCP employee and make him sell PL leaders IP. Then put major hackers after PL leaders to fry their PC, bank account, credit card… That king of leet stuff. It would be legitimate since PL leaders dont look at EVE as a game, but a real war… ; ) (joke)

    December 19, 2010 at 4:27 pm Reply
  25. Someone From Down South

    I loved the BRs. From both sides, though these seem a lot less melodramatic and a lot more sarcastic overall.

    Way to go, Clusterfuck Coalition / Northern Coalition / Deklein Coalition / Coalition Coalition. And whatever else you guys want to be called. (rofl)

    December 22, 2010 at 2:16 pm Reply
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